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Game Corner [Turtle Tuesday]: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutants Unleashed (Xbox Series X)

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Since Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TMNT) first appeared in May 1984, they’ve achieved worldwide success thanks to many influential cartoons, videogames, and action figures.

Released: 18 October 2024
Developer: Aheartfulofgames
Metacritic Scores: 66 / 4.6

Also Available For: Nintendo Switch, PC, PlayStation 4, PlayStation 5, Xbox One, Xbox Series S

Quick Facts:
Following Michael Bay’s monstrous reimaginings, Nickelodeon partnered with Seth Rogan and Jeff Rowe on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem (Rowe, 2023), a visually impressive box office success. Mutant Mayhem was accompanied by this tie-in videogame, which was marketed as a direct follow-up and bolstered by downloadable content (DLC). While the visuals and writing were praised, the game’s performance was heavily criticised.

Gameplay and Power-Ups:
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutants Unleashed is a direct follow-up to the surprisingly energetic and entertaining 2023 animated movie of a similar name and directly follows the events of that film, with mutants like the TMNT living freely in New York City. However, when the malevolent Techno Cosmic Research Institute (TCRI) sends mutants into a frenzy with a pheromone harvested from anthropomorphic chameleon Cammy, players must journey through the sewers, subways, and rooftops to subdue the threat and find a cure. Unlike most TMNT videogames, Mutants Unleashed only offers single or two-player co-op and, as far as I can see, there are no team-based attacks on offer (though you can compete for letter grades). The TMNT all share the same basic controls and are somewhat differentiated by their weapons and gameplay. Raphael, for example, seems slower and has a shorter reach, Michelangelo seems much faster, Donatello has great reach, and Leonardo seems like an all-rounder. Combat is extremely simple, with players unleashing basic combos by tapping X (or holding it for a stronger attack) and performing a stronger dash attack with Y. You can string these buttons together for more elaborate combos, but mashing X or Y generally does the job. Players jump with A, double jumping by pressing it twice, and run by holding the Right Trigger. This allows you to wall run, hop to pipes to skate across gaps or areas, and perform additional attacks. You hold B to block or tap it when indicated to dodge roll from enemy attacks, unleashing a powerful counter with either X or Y (though these can leave you vulnerable). As ever, pizza restores your health, though you must restart the mission if you fall in battle as there’s only ever a checkpoint before a boss battle, which can get aggravating.

Mindless combat, aggravating controls, and frustrating hit detection drag this game down.

Pizza and other temporary power-ups, like fizzy drinks that increase your attack power, are dropped by enemies or found in destructible objects. You can hit explosive barrels to damage enemies (though these also blow up in your face!), knock them off rooftops and into water (both of which damage you as the TMNT can’t swim!), and use environmental hazards like speeding subway trains to hurt enemies. As you complete missions and collect VHS tapes, you’ll earn experience points (XP) to spend upgrading characters in their sewer lair, adding additional moves to their arsenal. You can also increase their maximum health, their damage, and how fast and long the assist gauge raises by finding hidden ooze canisters. You can also find arcade tokens to spend on single-use items that, for example, refill your health when it’s drained but, to get the most out of each character, you must chat to various non-playable characters (NPCs) to offer encouragement, guest star on podcasts, and complete combat and time trial missions for additional XP and rewards. As you dish out damage, the assist gauge fills and allows you to call in another character to assist you using the Left Bumper, either by attacking enemies or spawning pizza and fizzy drinks. I found these extremely temperamental as most have a short range, cutscenes cancel them out, and you must smash crates to get the power-ups rather than them just appearing. Donnie, Mikey, and Raph also have unique special abilities: Donnie stuns enemies with a camera flash, Mikey automatically twirls his nunchaku, and Raph briefly enters “Rage Mode” after a successful dodge and counterattack. Again, I had trouble with these, and they weren’t as intuitive as I’d like. The game is also extremely finnicky with its lock-on and camera, which makes platforming a chore, combat a hectic mess at times, and often sees you taking a plummet or being bashed about and forced to frantically mash B to get up before you’re stun locked.

Alongside the endless combat, you’ll be exploring the same locations helping NPCs with their troubles.

Mutants Unleashed uses an odd time-based mechanic where some missions must be completed within a certain number of days. Time passes as you chat with NPCs and complete tasks, like running obstacles courses to deliver pizzas for Bebop, Rocksteady, and Ray Fillet, battling enemy waves as part of Splinter’s training regime, and hunting down “contagious” enemies. I’m not sure what the penalty is if you miss the deadline for a mission as I completed them all on time, but it was frustrating being limited by this mechanic. Most of these sub-missions involve revisiting the same areas and battling the same enemies but in different configurations and contexts, though you do unlock additional apps for your smartphone, such as a monster finding game and fun stickers to virtually place on people’s heads! When in story-based missions, you quickly see everything Mutants Unleashed has to offer as you visit the same locations over and over, sometimes at night or in reverse, with little variation beyond tougher enemies. You can make enemies more manageable by passing time on the world map and even run past most of them unless you’re forced into a fight. Environmental hazards like electrical pylons and live wires, giant fans, sticky oil, and moving or bouncy platforms can really mess up your combat especially as it’s easy to get snagged on the environment. Occasionally, the mindless action is broken up by the odd zip wire or autoscrolling section, with you often battling through (and on the roof of) subway trains or hopping to various vehicles on a busy highway (extra dangerous given the janky camera and controls!) You’ll hop to submerged shipping containers (some of which sink), run across collapsible wooden planks, jump to rooftops and giant fans over dangerous sewer water, and occasionally chase the TMNT’s infected mutant allies (though this is merely a ploy to lead you to the same platforming and combat sections). Mutants Unleashed can be surprisingly frustrating even when you’re at full power. The TMNT can be pummelled to death quite easily if you’re not careful and the lack of checkpoints gets especially frustrating in the late game, where enemies are naturally more formidable.

Presentation:
Mutants Unleashed does a fantastic job of mirroring the art style and action of Mutant Mayhem, a fact helped by the four leads being voiced by the same teenage voice actors from the movie. The graphics adopt a sketchbook-like, cel-shaded style that mimics the unique presentation of the film and adds some interesting touches to the action, such as scribbles for shadows and character outlines when they’re obscured. This comes to a head in the endgame when Cammy riles the “Mewbies” into a mob, with the rioting crowd represented by shifting, distorted, potentially 2D art, which is a nice touch. Comic book style sound effects and cutaways add to the combat, though the voice samples do get quite repetitive. I did like that the TMNT chat with each other and their allies to progress the plot, though I wasn’t expecting the game to focus so heavily on NPC interaction. Each character has an NPC they interact with alongside the team helping their other allies in various ways. Leo gets leadership and self-confidence pointers from shifty influencer Toby, Raph helps a disabled swimmer get back on form, Mikey guests on a podcast, and Donnie helps a young, drone enthusiast. You also snap pictures of graffiti and learn about art from Mondo Gecko, help budding reporter April O’Neil chase leads, watch movies with Splinter, and play dance rhythm games (in cutscenes…) with Wingnut. Each area changes as you progress and explore, with different NPCs in the background or changing entirely, such as scientist Sai Modi being forced from his laboratory and Bebop and the others temporarily relocating their pizza business. The TMNT have some fun banter with each other, with Raph surprising the others with his knowledge of various animals after binge-watching nature documentaries and the others mocking Leo for his crush on April. Mutants Unleashed is surprisingly long, too, with a lot of cutscenes to sit through (which you can thankfully skip), which is very unusual for a videogame tie-in to a movie.

Although the game captures the aesthetic of the movie, its locations are extremely repetitive.

Sadly, as good as the presentation is, it’s very visually repetitive. Between missions, you wander about the TMNT’s cramped sewer lair, upgrading characters or engaging with Splinter, before choosing your next mission from the world map. Almost every mission has you venturing to the city streets from either the sewers or the subway, hopping across various rooftops, or visiting the docks. These areas have many variations, with the subways tunnels sometimes being active, flooded, or you fighting through moving trains and the rooftops being at different times of the day, but it all gets very old very quickly. Sometimes, you revisit an area backwards (meaning you start at where you exited before and head right instead of left) or at different times of the day, or tougher enemies and new hazards appear. These are usually giant fans that blow you into the water, bouncing washing lines, or more water and bottomless pits. Areas are pretty well detailed, for the most part, with the city streets being an obvious standout. You’ll see businesses, graffiti, alleyways, overground trains, and sewer pipes all around and it can be fun veering off the painfully linear path to explore or wasting time in the skate park. Some missions see you stuck in claustrophobic interiors, such as the abandoned movie theatre, the cramped shopping mall, or the hazardous TCRI facility, where pistons threaten to crush you or push you into spiked walls. Other times, you’re attacking generators to briefly disable electrical hazards around construction sites, desperately avoiding the rushing tarmac on the highway, or clambering to piles of shipping containers or disused boats. Mutants Unleashed eventually adds a bit more variety, such as snow or you battling across the wreckage of the Brooklyn Bridge. In the endgame, you venture into TCRI airships, grinding around the wings and smashing consoles inside, before storming their main facility, battling hordes of the game’s worst enemies and smashing power nodes to stop them pumping out the madness-inducing pheromone.

Enemies and Bosses:
Mutants Unleashed has you striking down waves of Mewbies, bizarre anthropomorphic animals driven crazy by TCRI’s pheromone. While you are forced to fight waves of them, as indicated by the anime-like cutaways and annoying focus on nearby groups, others can simply be avoided (which I would recommend). Although the same Mewbies pop up all throughout the game, each has different variants and they’re all aggravating in different ways. Crabapults are the most common, weakest enemy and even they can protect against your attacks by hiding in the bins strapped to their backs and toss rubbish from a distance that always seems to hit! Later, defeating them sees a smaller variant linger about, which was very frustrating as they also always seemed to do damage. Rumblebees are also very common and can be tricky to hit with your mid-air attacks. They swoop at you, attack with their boxing gloves, and later swing chainsaws or emit a damaging gas cloud and even explode upon defeat! The luchador-like El Hippo takes quite a pounding before going down and charges up a punch or especially annoying charge that send you flying, or performs a belly drop that homes in on you to make dodging it even more frustrating. Fin Harris attack with tridents, charging a dash and sometimes protecting themselves with an electrical field, while the bulky Eel-A-Watts also employ a body slam alongside a devastating laser cannon! Zebrakens can be ridiculously annoying as they can snag you with their extendable, crab-like pincer; Rock N Moles pop up from below, sometimes sporting drill-like noses or unleashing a soundwave; and Roller Blade mantises quickly dash about on roller skates. I found the worst enemies were the Roaster Fish and Maul Tusks. Roaster Fish weild flamethrower-like blowtorches and nail guns that constantly knocked me out of the air, sent me flying, or hit no matter where I was; and they teleport, too! Maul Tusks are mutant snails that swing massive mallets to decimate your health bar or unleash a barrage of rockets, sometimes being protected by forcefields and fought in small areas where you either can’t dodge or get snagged on the environment!

Bosses can be an uphill battle thanks to some odd perspectives and cheap exploits.

Despite Mutants Unleashed featuring a world map and many side missions, the story follows a linear path, and you battle the TMNT’s crazed mutant friends in a set order, often after chasing them or cleaning up their messes. As is common in TMNT videogames, your first boss battle is against the duo of Bebop and Rocksteady, who take it in turns battling you in a mosh pit. Rocksteady tries to gore you, though gets stunned if you trick him into running into the walls, as Bebop tosses grenades from the DJ deck, while Bebop fires a laser from his ghetto blaster and tosses those same grenades as Rocksteady fires flames. After besting both, they attack together, which can be a tough fight even with pizzas being flung into the arena (I recommend focusing on Rocksteady first). The first fight against Genghis Frog is merely a teaser as he quickly flees after a short battle. When you fight him in the water treatment facility, his axe game is much improved, with him swinging it wildly and in an overhead arc. When he hops to the background, you must trick him into snagging explosive barrels with his tongue and pummel him when he’s stunned. Leatherhead was a much trickier boss as you must sneak around her lair from a quasi-overhead perspective, avoiding making noise or being spotted or she basically immediately kills you with her shotgun. Instead, you must follow glowing cables to a generator that must be attacked to temporarily blind her, and then do this again but without visual indicators. When you finally confront Wingnut at the cinema, she’s fought on a 2.5D plane before the movie screen and attacks from above, swooping low before landing and firing energy waves both high and low. After enough hits, she adds a bombardment of flaming projectiles to her arsenal, but her attacks are easily telegraphed so she’s not too difficult to beat if you time your jumps properly.

Turbo Cammy represents the game’s toughest, cheapest boss challenge due to some awful mechanics.

When Mikey also turns feral, he’s temporarily removed from the playable roster and you must track him to the city streets. Although he’s fast and seems to boast all his regular attacks, Mikey was the easiest boss battle and went down in no time. At first, this is true for Cammy, who you fight a few times amidst the rioting Mewbies. Each time, I hit her enough for her to flee and tag in her minions, so I never saw her use a single attack. After she joins the TMNT in opposing TCRI, Cammy’s mutated into the far more monstrous and formidable “Turbo Cammy”, who’s fought in three phases (with no checkpoints). Turbo Cammy first attacks with claw swipes, a big stomp, and turns invisible, which is pretty manageable. She then uses her extendable tongue, adds a charge attack, and leaps across the wrecked bridge to crush you. Finally, she spews ooze, spitting at you, and adds faster combos to her arsenal. Luckily, your allies toss pizza to help, but this was a gruelling boss battle as I kept getting stun locked, caught on the environment, or tossed about due to the dodgy lock-on gimmick! After Cammy seemingly dies, Leo’s ally Toby is revealed to be a traitor and is fought in a giant, distinctly Krang-like mech aboard a TCRI airship. This was a much easier boss battle as it’s ridiculously easy to avoid his missile barrage, sweeping lasers, and jet powered drop. Even when Toby regenerates his health for the second phase and adds more lasers, a flying attack, and a punch combo, it’s super easy to get behind him and pummel him into submission, especially if your TMNT are fully upgraded.

Additional Features:
Twenty-seven Achievements are up for grabs in Mutants Unleashed, with one awarded every time you defeat a boss, upgrade a character, or reach maximum friendship with each NPC. You’ll snag another if you find all the “DigiMutants” using the smartphone app, photograph every piece of graffiti, and locate all the ooze cannisters to max out your health, damage, and assist gauge. Even playing casually, you should manage to complete all these Achievements on a single playthrough, though it was surprising to not see extra Achievements for playing with a friend or defeating thousands of enemies. Beating the game unlocks “New Game+”, which carries over all your skills and makes the enemies even tougher, though I wouldn’t recommend playing this game more than once (specially as there’s no Achievement for clearing New Game+). By inputting codes into the TMNT’s computer, you unlock additional skins that see the characters transformed into action figures or wear their casual clothes, and extra skins can be bought as DLC to turn them into Metalheads or their counterparts from the 1980s cartoon and original comics. The “Fresh Meat Mission Pack” offers additional missions, featuring three new enemies, a “Horde Mode”, and a new boss battle against Scumbug, though there also aren’t any Achievements tied to the DLC so you’re probably better off saving your cash.

Final Thoughts:
I was expecting Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutants Unleashed to be another arcade-style beat-‘em-up that simply saw one to four players battling waves of mutants through the sewers and streets of New York City. Instead, the mission-based narrative and focus on side missions and upgrading the TMNT has more in common with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutants in Manhattan (PlatinumGames, 2016) than the simple, mindless simplicity of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time (Konami, 1991). On the one hand, the game is thus far longer and more involved than I would expect from a videogame based on a movie, cramming in so much story and so many character interactions that it starts to become tedious. It feels unfair to criticise this as it’s clearly not a cheap cash-in like other tie-in videogames, but Mutants Unleashed wears out its welcome very quickly. The basic combat is fine, but it’s thrown all out of whack when you sprinkle in platforming or precarious environments to fight in. It’s especially aggravating that the TMNT take damage when they fall in water, that they can easily get caught on the environment and pummelled by enemy hordes, and that the game’s so stingy with checkpoints. I didn’t mind the NPC side missions, but most are just cutscenes or reskinned areas you’ve already visited a dozen times. The deadline gimmick seemed an arbitrary way to extend the game’s life, as was forcing you to repeatedly do the same tasks for basically the same rewards. While the game faithfully captures the look, humour, and atmosphere of the movie, I felt no sense of accomplishment from upgrading the characters, barely cared about the NPCs, and was extremely disappointed that the 16-bit titles have more variety in their environments. The bosses could be fun but were also extremely cheap at times due to the dodgy controls, janky camera, and awful collision detection. With little incentive to replay the game and no collectibles or unlockables worth shouting about, I’d definitely say you’re better off avoiding Mutants Unleashed and sticking to the classic TMNT videogames as they might be short, but at last they’re fun!

My Rating:

Rating: 2 out of 5.

Could Be Better

Were you also disappointed by Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutants Unleashed despite how long the story mode was? Did you enjoy how it mimicked the presentation and continued the story of the movie? How invested were you in the NPC’s problems? Which of the bosses was your favourite? Did you also get frustrated by the controls and collision detection? Which TMNT videogame is your favourite and how are you celebrating the TMNT this month? Tell me what you think in the comments and go donate to my Ko-Fi to suggest another TMNT videogame for me to review.

Game Corner [Turtle Tuesday]: TMNT Arcade: Wrath of the Mutants (Xbox Series X)

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Since Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TMNT) first appeared in May 1984, they’ve achieved worldwide success thanks to many influential cartoons, videogames, and action figures!

Released: 23 April 2024
Originally Released: November 2017
Developer: Cradle Games and Raw Thrills
Original Developer: Raw Thrills

Metacritic Scores: 53 / 5.4
Also Available For: Arcade (Original Release), Nintendo Switch, PC, PlayStation 4, PlayStation 5, Xbox One, Xbox Series S (Port)

Quick Facts:
Despite the TMNT being dramatically redesigned for new animated and big-screen adventures in 2019 and 2023, developer Raw Thrills released an expanded port of their 2017 arcade game, which was based on the popular all-CGI 2012 cartoon. While Wrath of the Mutants perfectly captured the visual and humour of the cartoon, it was criticised for being a short, unfulfilling title that coasted on nostalgia.

Gameplay and Power-Ups:
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Arcade: Wrath of the Mutants, besides being a mouthful, is a 2.5D sidescrolling beat-‘em-up based on the all-CGI 2012 cartoon (which, I’ll be honest, I’ve never watched and am not very familiar with). The game supports up to four players both on- and offline, though only the titular TMNT are playable. While they all play the same and don’t appear to have any unique stats, Raphael obviously has a harder time in combat as his sai have a shorter range than Leonardo’s swords, though it also felt like Michelangelo was faster. Wrath of the Mutants uses a simple four-button control scheme where you attack with X (executing some basic combos with repeated taps), jump with A (jumping higher the longer you hold it), grab and throw stuff with X, and unleash your character’s “Turtle Power” with Y when the gauge is full (either by defeating enemies or grabbing power-ups). You can bash enemies on the ground and toss them at the screen, perform jumping attacks and dive kicks by double tapping A or pressing A and X in mid-air, or do a spinning attack on the ground with A and X for crowd control. Each character has a different Turtle Power attack, with Donatello summoning electricity through his staff and Mikey raining pizza slices and can grab additional temporary power-ups as they play. These see you performing a breakdance-like spin move, toss smoke bombs to stun enemies, chuck a limited supply of shuriken, or hurl the Ice Cream Kitty to ricochet off enemies. You can also toss trash cans and rocks and such, hit explosive barrels, and use fire hydrants to even the odds, and restore your character’s health with some “Pizza Power!”

Batter ninja robots with ninja power and alongside some friends in this fun, if mindless, throwback brawler.

You can also ride surfboards in the “Sewer” stage and summon aid from Leatherhead and Metalhead when their icons appear, with the former performing a screen-clearing roll attack and the latter unleashing a missile barrage. Wrath of the Mutants pays homage to the classic TMNT arcade titles by featuring various Foot Soldier robots who burst from the background or up from the sewers and various hazards to watch out for. You can drop down holes, get blown up by dynamite and spiked mines, and battle waves of enemies on elevators. Each stage has different interactive elements: the “Amusement Park” stage, for example, has you dodging runaway rollercoasters, cars will barrel at you in “New York City”, and Krang’s gigantic mech suit zaps you with a weird, gigantic eye in “Dimension X”. You won’t have to worry about falling to your death at any point, which is good, but your lives and continues appear to be more limited on the harder difficulty settings. Enemies sometimes hide offscreen and stages are surprisingly long, with your performance being tallied up at the end to award additional points. You can pick from any stage but the final one right from the start, but there’s no story to link the levels together (though this is beneficial as your lives and continues are reset with each stage, making it easier to tackle the game’s “Hard” mode). There isn’t much variety to the stages, however, with even the aforementioned autoscrolling sewer surfin’ section only lasting for the beginning of the “Sewer” stage.

Presentation:
Fittingly, Wrath of the Mutants mirrors the 2012 animated series almost perfectly, with all the voice actors returning to deliver fun voice samples. While these clips do get repetitive, I liked that each character reacted to events and bosses differently and there are some fun call-backs to previous TMNT videogames. Since I never watched the show, I have no idea if the music is ripped from it or even similar. To me, the soundtrack was just a fun, if forgettable, series of rockin’ tunes to beat baddies to. While characters only assume a “ready” stance when left idle, each animates a little differently, with Mikey having a fun little jog, for example, and sports a victory pose upon completing the stage. When electrocuted, you’ll see your character’s skeleton and when they’re knocked down, stars spin around their heads like in the old arcade game. Sadly, Wrath of the Mutants doesn’t really feature a story and there are no cutscenes linking the stages together, though characters do interact with the bosses when they burst onto the screen and the game ends with a motion comic-like cutscene of April punching out Oroku Saki/The Shredder. The game’s graphics, gameplay, and overall feel reminded me of the Turtles in Time (Konami, 1991) remaster, though the controls are a bit more responsive and things are much brighter and detailed here. There’s a fair bit happening in the backgrounds, such as traffic in the distance in “New York City”, subway trains speeding past in “Sewer” (where you also battle in the TMNT’s ransacked/untidy lair), and bizarre, crystalline formations in “Dimension X”. The game doesn’t get too crazy with its environments, though, saving most of the weirdness for the hyper-futuristic labs in the Techno Cosmic Research Institute (T.C.R.I.) building and the warped Dimension X. Enemies teleport in, enter from elevators, or float across energy bridges. They toss explosive barrels from vans, attack in haunted house rides, and await in ominous, gothic castles in areas that marry the classic arcade titles with the all-CGI show to give the best of both worlds.

Enemies and Bosses:
I you’ve ever played a TMNT videogame before, you know exactly what to expect here. Foot Soldiers, in all the colours of the rainbow, pour from everywhere and attack with various weapons. You’ve got the standard purple-clad grunts who attack with punches and kicks or toss manhole covers, sword-wielding black ones, yellow variants who toss shuriken from afar, and annoying orange ones who rush across the screen carrying a spear! Blue-hued Foot Soldiers fire lightning blasts from cannons, red ones chuck explosive barrels or dynamite, and some (or all, I couldn’t quite tell) can grab and hold you. While there are no flying variants, they do ride surfboards in the “Sewer” stage and most mini bosses and regular bosses are accompanied by a few of these minions. Mousers also spew from sewer tunnels and chew up from the floor, alongside the distinctly Xenomorph-like Pizza Monsters (who pounce from the water, swipe with their claws, and spew acid), T.C.R.I. agents in black suits, and the brain-like Kraangs in android bodies. Each stage sees you battling a mini boss halfway through and, while each has unique attacks, they all emit shockwaves after landing a jump. A distinctly slimmer version of Bebop is fought in “New York City”, with him teleporting about and tossing either his mohawk or firing a spread shot, and breakdancing when knocked down rather than relying on brute strength. I fought the samurai android Chrome Dome next, who charges about using a rocket pack and attacks with lightsaber-like blades, an energy whip, and eye lasers. You fight Fish Face Midway through “T.C.R.I.” with him stunning you with acid spit and executing a spinning attack like you (though he’s easy to batter from behind) and the Creep in the “Amusement Park” (an intriguing horror-themed glob monster who doesn’t use his pitchfork enough for my liking).

Fans of the 2012 cartoon may get a thrill out of battling these largely repetitive bosses.

Like the mini bosses, all the regular bosses share a shockwave attack, are bolstered by minions, and can send you flying. The brutish Rocksteady guards the end of “New York City”, goring you with his massive horn, tossing pipe bombs, and going ham with his chunky flamethrower. Doctor Baxter Stockman attacks in the “Sewer” stage in his mutated fly form, hovering overhead and spewing acid while taking pot-shots from his unreliable laser cannon and performing a spinning attack. Tiger Claw is a bit nimbler, swiping with his katana and showcasing martial arts skills that rival the TMNT. The 2012’s horrifically redesigned Rahzar is fought in “Amusement Park”, dashing across the screen to slash with his claws and seemingly firing spines from afar. When in Dimension X, the TMNT fight the 1980s Krang as a mini boss in a fight that largely resembles those of the classic arcade games. Krang hovers around in his mech suit, raining missiles stomping the ground, and knocking you away with punches and kicks but isn’t much of a threat. He’s superseded by Kraang Sub Prime, a decidedly more lethal mech suit that spins its bladed arms, fires a targeted missile, and zaps you with its eye laser. When fighting through the Shredder’s heavily guarded, gothic castle, the TMNT encounter his adopted daughter, Karai, who uses smoke bombs to teleport about, tosses a shuriken spread, and attacks with blades up close in one of the more challenging encounters. After you dispatch his minions, the Shredder attacks in a two-stage boss battle, fittingly being the toughest foe in the game. At first, the Shredder utilises Karai’s smoke teleport and attacks with a plasma shot and his signature blades but, after being defeated, transforms into the monstrous Super Shredder! His basic attacks remain the same, however, though he can regenerate some health with his aura and whip up a tornado to be slightly more troublesome.

Additional Features:
There are twenty Achievements up for grabs in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Arcade: Wrath of the Mutants, with players getting one each time they beat a stage on any difficulty and three more for beating the game on each difficult mode. As each difficulty must be tackled on a separate save file, these cannot be stacked so it’s probably better to start on “Normal” as that’s the only way to unlock “Hard” mode. Additional Achievements pop when you defeat 1000 enemies, enter or beat a high score on the leaderboard, and go repetitive tasks like eating 100 pizzas or summoning allies thirty times. Sadly, the Achievements aren’t very creative and there’s nothing else on offer here. There are no additional characters or skins to unlock, no other game modes (like time trial or boss rush), and no collectibles, making for an unfortunately barebones package.

Final Thoughts:
I was excited when Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Arcade: Wrath of the Mutants was first announced as I thought it was a remake of the original arcade game, but oddly using the 2012 cartoon aesthetic. Even when I discovered it was an expanded port of a different arcade game, I was up for the challenge as I enjoy a good, old-school beat-‘em-up and have always had fun with the TMNT’s efforts in this genre. While I never watched the 2012 show so I have no idea who many of the enemy characters are, I liked how closely the game matches the cartoon’s visuals and energy; it’s just a shame the developers didn’t splice in a bit more story to link everything together. Gameplay wise, Wrath of the Mutants is as basic as it gets, but no less enjoyable. Everything feels very familiar to the classic arcade titles, from the TMNT’s attacks to the level layouts, which position the game more as another remake of Turtles in Time than anything else. I enjoyed the many boss battles, though it was disappointing that they all shared the same shockwave attack and could be easily battered into submission by looping behind them. I also liked the power-ups and the assist characters, though it would’ve been nice to see Splinter and Casey Jones added to the roster, and the lengthy, generally enjoyable levels. Unfortunately, there isn’t a lot of meat on the bones here and Wrath of the Mutants is probably best experienced as a budget digital download than a full priced game. Even for me, a die-hard fan of these games, Wrath of the Mutants is pretty lacklustre as there’s little incentive to come back to it once you’ve beaten it a few times (except to mop up the Achievements) unless you’re nostalgic for the 2012 cartoon. Since I’m more a fan of the classic TMNT, I’d take Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Shredder’s Revenge (Tribute Games, 2022) over this one any day.

My Rating:

Rating: 3 out of 5.

Pretty Good

Did you enjoy Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Arcade: Wrath of the Mutants? How do you think it compares to other TMNT arcade brawlers? Were you a fan of the 2012 cartoon? Which character was your go-to and which of the many bosses was your favourite? Were you disappointed at how barebones the game was? Which TMNT videogame is your favourite and how are you celebrated the TMNT today? Whatever your thoughts, leave them below, check out my other TMNT content, and donate to my Ko-Fi to suggest another TMNT videogame for me to review.

Back Issues [May the Fifth]: Star Wars: Dark Empire

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Although May 4th is Star Wars Day, many also celebrate on May 5th as a play on the word “Sith”, extending Star Wars Day into three day celebration.

Writer: Tom Veitch – Artist: Cam Kennedy

Story Title: “The Destiny of a Jedi”
Published: 12 December 1991

Story Title: “Devastator of Worlds”
Published: 18 February 1992

Story Title: “The Battle for Calamari”
Published: 21 April 1992

Story Title: “Confrontation on the Smugglers’ Moon”
Published: 23 June 1992

Story Title: “Emperor Reborn”
Published: 18 August 1992

Story Title: “The Fate of a Galaxy”
Published: 20 October 1992

Quick Facts:
Following his Original Trilogy, George Lucas licensed Star Wars to continue in novels (later dubbed “Legends”) and comics initially published by Marvel Comics before being picked up by Dark Horse Comics. Although Lucas apparently shot down Tom Veitch’s pitch of having someone else don Darth Vader’s armour and approved Emperor Sheev Palpatine to return in a clone body, later reports stated approval came from Lucasfilm contact Lucy Autrey Wilson. The well–regarded metaseries sold over 100,00 copies and helped sustain Star Wars in the 1990s, was followed by two sequels, and was even referenced in some Star Wars videogames.

The Review:
According to the very fitting opening scroll that opens the story, Dark Empire takes place “long years” after Star Wars: Episode VI: Return of the Jedi (Marquand, 1983) where, after defeating the Galactic Empire, the Rebel Alliance reformed into the New Republic. However, without the legendary Jedi Knights, the New Republic struggled to police the galaxy. Civil war erupted as Imperial remnants retook key worlds, leading Jedi Master Luke Skywalker and former smuggler turned General Lando Calrissian crashing their captured Star Destroyer somewhere near the Imperial City. General Han Solo and his wife, Princess Leia Organa-Solo, Chewbacca, and C-3PO/Threepio take the Millennium Falcon to look for them, finding only debris and the mutinous Imperials battling the Emperor’s loyalists. Han bypasses the conflict, hoping both sides will destroy each other, and heads for the crash site, Leia using Luke’s Force teachings to clear the way to Lando, R2-D2/Artoo, and the other survivors, only to learn that Luke went to investigate nearby remnants of the Dark Side. However, Luke shows up a few panels later to turn the tide when the group is attacked by scavengers and weapons droids, defeating both as easily as he tears apart an Imperial Walker with the Force. As Luke senses that “someone…or something” is using the Dark Side somewhere in the galaxy, he insists that Han and Leia flee so he can investigate further. While they wish to stay close, he orders them to flee when an energy storm emerges from a hyperspace wormhole and sweeps the planet. They reluctantly comply to protect the next generation of Jedi, though Artoo stays with his master as he approaches and is consumed by the raging storm, apparently a manifestation of the Dark Side generated as a reaction to Luke’s presence.

The revived Emperor tempts Luke to the Dark Side and unleashes his latest doomsday weapons.

The Falcon returns to the Rebel fleet stationed around the fifth moon of Da Soocha, where Fleet Admiral Gial Ackbar shares his concerns of the Imperials who have vanished into the “uninhabited regions of the galactic core” with Mon Mothma. Upon learning of Luke’s fate, Mon Mothma calls an emergency meeting to discuss the “World Devastators” emerging from the galactic core and threatening New Republic allies. A fleet of these Dark Side-engineered destroyers ravage Admiral Ackbar’s home world, Mon Calamari, sucking up everything in their path and converting it into fuel and energy and posing a threat far greater than the Death Star due to their sheer number and awesome power. After Admiral Ackbar orders immediate retaliation, Han and Leia share a rare quiet moment where they discuss Luke, who’s been taken to Byss, a Dark Side-infested world deep in the galactic core, via an Imperial Dungeon Ship. Imprisoned within an energy cage, Luke and Artoo are taken to a grand citadel by ominous, cloaked figures and only somewhat amazed to meet Emperor Palpatine. Emperor Palpatine reveals that he maintained his stranglehold over the galaxy and avoided death, even as his body withered and decayed, thanks to cloning, painfully transferring his consciousness into a new body and offers Luke the chance to join him. Emperor Palpatine mocks the New Republic’s attempts to usurp his Empire and proposes Luke command the World Devastators. Emperor Palpatine is impressed by Luke’s resolve but points out that killing him “in anger” would only cause him to return in a new body and offers to train him in the Dark Side to give Luke the power and knowledge to truly defeat him. Thus, though conflicted, Luke submits to the Emperor like his father did decades ago. Although Han’s elated to find that other worlds have joined their efforts against the World Devastators, he’s as troubled as Leia when his wife shares that Luke has turned to the Dark Side, having sensed the change through the Force, but resolves to help his friend however possible.

The looming crisis sees Han call in some old favours to get to the dark world of Byss.

Commander Wedge Antilles and Lando lead the assault against the Mon Calamari World Devastators using a captured Star Destroyer, the Emancipator, surprising the orbiting Imperial fleet. However, the World Devastators are heavily advanced, armed, armoured, and shielded, and spew Twin Ion Engine Drone (TIE/D) fighters to overwhelm the Rebels. To make matters worse, a World Devastator turns its main vacuum weapon against the Emancipator, tearing it apart and forcing Lando and the others to abandon ship. Across the galaxy, Leia is suddenly confronted by a vision of Luke, garbed in Darth Vader’s shadow, who warns her not to look for him or interfere with his actions. Though he claims to have willingly followed in his father’s footsteps to destroy the Dark Side, Leia’s unconvinced, especially when Emperor Palpatine speaks through Luke’s visage and the strain causes her to collapse. As Han preps the new recruits and introduces the new E-Wing, Mon Mothma alerts him to Leia’s condition and he visits her in the infirmary. Though sceptical, Han agrees to accompany Leia to the galactic core to rescue Luke before he’s lost to the Dark Side, taking Threepio and the Falcon to Nal Hutta to get help from the devious Hutts. Although there’s a hefty bounty for Han and Leia after their run-ins with Jabba the Hutt, Han’s contact, Mako Spince, welcomes them in, only for the Falcon to be damaged by bounty hunters looking to cash in on the bounty. Han is sheltered by another of his unscrupulous contacts, Shug Ninx, who reveals that the Empire has been moving a lot of military hardware lately. Still, Han’s old flame, Salla Zend, offers them the Starlight Intruder, a deep core freighter that’ll suit their purposes, in exchange for cash. As the Starlight Intruder still needs some work, Han takes Leia to his old homestead to get a few parts, unnerved by how awful the neighbourhood has become and being gifted an ancient lightsaber by remorseful, wizened, and destitute former Jedi Vima-Da-Boda.

Han and Leia are horrified to see how far Luke’s fallen under Palpatine’s sway.

When they reach Han’s old home, they’re stunned to find Mako has betrayed them to Boba Fett (having proven “indigestible” to the Sarlaac) and Denga, forcing them to flee through the crowded spaceport. As clumsy as ever, one of Boba Fett’s wrist rockets knocks a passing Hutt crime boss from on his floater and to his death, allowing Han and Leia to flee in the Starlight Intruder. Unaware that Boba Fett and Dengar are in hot pursuit in Slave II, Han and the others head to Byss. During the trip, Leia inspects Vima’s lightsaber and receives a horrifying vision of Luke commanding the Imperial forces on Mon Calamari. Despite receiving backup from the E-Wings, the Republic fleet suffers massive losses before the world smasher suddenly shuts down when improper signals are sent from Byss, causing the massive ship to self-destruct and making Lando question the strategy of their commander. Upon arriving at Byss, Salla’s codes allow the Starlight Interceptor to beach the planetary shield, though Slave II is blasted when it tries to sneak in behind them. Concerned for Luke’s welfare on such a dark and foreboding world, Leia convinces Han to let her pilot the Falcon to his location, an ominous, gleaming black tower in the heart of the city, easily using the Force to fool the guards and sensors. Upon docking, Leia and the others are instantly apprehended to be taken to “Lord Skywalker”, though Salla and Ninx blast to safety, as planned. Astonished to learn that Emperor Palpatine is alive and that Luke’s erased Artoo’s main programming Leia, Han, and Threepio, meet Luke in the clone laboratories, where Han admonishes Luke’s fall from grace and Luke reveals his artificial hand has been replaced by an energy blaster! When Emperor Palpatine arrives, Leia immediately lashes out with her lightsaber, much to his glee, though he easily disintegrates it and punishes her with his lightning.

Though Luke shakes off the Dark Side, a restored Palpatine plots to possess Leia’s unborn child.

When Han flies into a rage, Luke easily subdues him, insisting he’s doing what’s best for the galaxy and leaving Han vowing to kill him for what he’s done. Although Han sends a distress all to Salla and Ninx, they (and the Falcon) are apprehended by an Imperial Hunter-Killer droid. Meanwhile, Emperor Palpatine reveals he knows Luke’s been surreptitiously sabotaging him and shows Leia an ancient Jedi holocron that contains a warning from Boda-Baas regarding the Dark Side. Emperor Palpatine then plays the “helpless old man” card to prey upon Leia’s compassion before revealing his plans to transfer his essence into the child growing within her, driving her into a rage. She tips over Emperor Palpatine’s bed, swipes the holocron, and heads to Luke, who dismisses a commander’s concerns about sabotage and reveals that he’s fully aware of what he’s doing and has loaded Artoo with the Emperor’s battle plans and master codes. Though reluctant, Leia defends Luke when they reconvene with Han as the data is invaluable to stopping the World Devastators, and they all escape aboard the Hunter-Killer (which Ninx successfully hacked) and in the Falcon. However, once they’re safely away, Luke reveals that he’s been a Force projection the entire time and has remained on Byss to confront Emperor Palpatine. Having learned the Emperor’s secrets and freed himself from his control, Luke goes to prevent Palpatine’s latest mind transference, vehemently rejecting the Emperor’s suggestion that he become Palpatine’s willing host and frantically destroying all the gestating clones when the Emperor dies in a burst of Dark Side energy. Despite Luke’s efforts, Emperor Palpatine is reborn in a younger clone body who quickly grabs a nearby lightsaber, mocks and disarms Luke, and demands that he accompany him to retrieve the holocron…and Leia’s unborn child!

Thanks to the Skywalker’s bond, the Emperor’s malicious plot is foiled.

Chewbacca accesses the data Luke stored in Artoo to disable the World Devastators on Mon Calamari, which Artoo turns against each other to end their threat. The victory sees Han begrudgingly apologise to Leia for doubting Luke (and her), though it’s just the beginning of their counterattack against the Empire. Reviewing the holocron, Leia learns of a prophecy of two siblings who “walk the sky”; while the brother would fall to the Dark Side, the sister’s unborn child could save him. Just then, Emperor Palpatine’s gargantuan flagship delivers an ultimatum: hand over Leia and he’ll discuss a truce. When Han refuses to let Leia go, she’s forced to manipulate him with the Force to hand herself over, intent on rescuing Luke, who’s been brainwashed back to the Dark Side. When Leia (and her unborn child) refuses the Emperor’s demands, he sets a reluctant Luke against her. As they clash lightsabers, Leia pleads with Luke to see into her child’s future with the Force, revealing that he will train the boy to be a great Jedi, and Luke begs her to help him break free from the Dark Side. Having learned why and how his father was so seduced by the Dark Side’s power, Luke rejects the darkness, enraging the Emperor, who curses their bloodline, mocks Darth Vader’s impotence, and strikes Luke with lightning. Drawing strength from his bond with Leia, Luke battles the Emperor, literally disarming him and preparing to arrest him. Defiant to the end, Emperor Palpatine wills another cataclysmic storm to tear through the Republic fleet, though Luke and Leia combine their powers to turn this raging force against the Emperor’s flagship, escaping as it and the Emperor are consumed. Having learned a valuable lesson and avoided the same fate as his father, Luke resolves to restore the Jedi Order alongside his family.

Final Thoughts: 
I can’t remember if I’ve read Dark Empire before. I feel like I have, or at least read about it, and I know elements of it (specifically the World Devastator attack on Mon Calamari) from Star Ways: Rogue Squadron (Factor 5/LucasArts, 1998). Regardless, I knew the basic plot and specifically chose to revisit it based on my dislike for how poorly Emperor Palpatine’s (Ian McDiarmid) resurrection was handled in Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker (Abrams, 2019). Elements of Dark Empire are echoed in The Rise of Skywalker, by accident or design, such as the Empire having a hidden, devastating fleet and the Emperor returning (…“somehow”…) through “Dark science! Cloning! Secrets only the Sith knew!” but it was horribly executed. Here, it’s the focal point of the story, with it explicitly said that the Emperor has repeatedly cheated death by transferring his power and consciousness into fresh clone bodies, which rapidly deteriorate due to the Dark Side. Also, but the revived Emperor is the linchpin for a fascinating story arc for Luke Skywalker, one denied his film counterpart, as he willingly follows the Dark Path to learn its secrets and understand why his father turned to the Dark Side. This sees Luke adopt a darker, imposing demeanour that echoes Darth Vader’s, commanding the World Devastators from afar and seemingly turning against his allies. Sadly, this aspect is somewhat confused. It’s said that Luke is sabotaging the world crushers, but they still inflict cataclysmic death and damage, and Luke also says that Leia’s influence helped him shake off the Emperor’s power, suggesting he wasn’t in full control of himself. Paradoxically, he had the wherewithal to download the kill codes for the machines and to use Palpatine’s teachings against him yet also fell under the Emperor’s sway in the finale.

Luke’s questionable and nonsensical turn to the Dark Side sadly fails to live up to its full potential.

Things would’ve been far more coherent if we’d learned that Luke was troubled about his father from the start, that he’d been pondering the Dark Side and wanted to learn of its allure to better understand and fight it. Or, if Luke had fully turned to the Dark Side, losing himself to the Emperor’s influence and only escaping his grasp due to Leia’s intervention in the finale, thus meaning he would be devastated by the destruction he caused and determined to regain the trust of his allies. Some of this is here, with Han being especially suspicious and mad at Luke, launching himself at him, vowing to kill him, and constantly questioning his loyalties despite Leia’s unwavering faith in her brother. It’s kind of amazing how quickly Han turns on Luke, but completely understandable given how devastating the world crushers are and everything Han experienced at Darth Vader’s hands. Leia acts very holier-than-thou about it all, considering herself a learned Jedi and trusting that Luke either has a plan, however flawed, or can be saved. Luckily, there’s a convenient prophecy that spells out how the crisis will be averted, with Luke and Leia realising that they (and the Jedi) are stronger united and overcoming the Dark Side through sheer willpower. This is somewhat ironic considering it’s widely accepted that the Jedi’s vast numbers led to corruption and complacency, but also a lovely way to reinforce the bond between the Skywalkers. Leia never gives up on Luke, just as he never gave up on his father, and he constantly warns her not to pursue him to keep her and her baby safe. It’s not immediately clear what Luke intended to do without Leia or what insight he gained from the Emperor’s teachings. We never see him do anything with the Dark Side and it’s pure-hearted Jedi power that saves the day, so his turn was simply to get the kill codes, it seems. Something I’d wager Artoo could’ve just downloaded with a bit of hacking rather than risking Luke’s soul.

Some questionable art and lacklustre executions drag this otherwise intriguing story down.

Still, as half-assed as some of that is, I do like the concept. Emperor Palpatine is the ultimate manipulator, preying upon Luke and Leia’s compassion and insecurities, while berating how weak Darth Vader was. I’m not sure why he was so obsessed with the holocron as it only contained the Skywalker prophecy, but I liked his sinister plot to possess Leia’s baby and seeing him reborn as in a young, strong body. Sadly, the art is dreadful. Ships look pretty good (the World Devastators look especially…devastating…) and the likenesses are largely on point, but there’s a strange, washed-out colour scheme that makes things seem blurry and amateurish. At times, I had trouble telling Luke and the young Palpatine apart, the youthful Emperor appeared to have lizard skin thanks to some odd lighting, and everything just feels very rushed and basic at times. It was weird seeing Boba Fett shoe-horned in, with the explanation of his survival being handwaved away and him being as ineffectual as ever. In fact, the entire side plot to Nal Hutta could’ve been excised completely to just have Han and the others use a stolen Imperial craft. That could’ve placed more focus on Luke’s turn, or possibly shortened the story by an issue or two, or allowed for some bigger battle sequences between the new-fangled E-Wings (whose capabilities I’m still unclear of) and the World Devastators. Indeed, as terrifying as the World Devastators are, their destruction is disappointingly limited to one world and kept offscreen to focus on the main plot, which somewhat reduced the stakes. Still, this was a decent enough story with some interesting elements, and I’d still rather read it than watch The Rise of Skywalker, but there’s no denying that it fails to live up to its full potential – and the potential of Dark Jedi Luke Skywalker – in many ways.

My Rating:

Rating: 3 out of 5.

Pretty Good

Did you enjoy Star Wars: Dark Empire? Were you excited by the concept of Luke turning to the Dark Side? Did you like that the Emperor survived through cloning? What did you think of the World Devastators and the Imperial civil war? Do you agree that Luke’s plan was flawed and sloppily executed? Which Star Wars comic was your favourite and how are you celebrating Star Wars Day today? Whatever your thoughts and memories of Dark Empire, leave a comment below and donate to my Ko-Fi if you’d like me to cover the other Dark Empire comics in the future.

Movie Night: Frank Miller’s Sin City: Recut & Extended

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Released: 21 April 2009
Originally Released: 1 April 2005
Directors: Robert Rodriguez and Frank Miller
Distributor: Miramax Films

Budget: $40 million
Box Office: $158.7 million
Rotten Tomatoes Scores: 76% / 78%

Quick Facts:
After making a name for himself at DC and Marvel Comics, writer/artist Frank Miller brought his love of film noir to life with his Sin City comics, attracting genre fan Robert Rodriguez, who defied convention to give Miller a co-director credit. The entire film was shot on elaborate green screen sets to recreate Miller’s stark visuals, lifting panels and dialogue directly from the books. The results were widely praised, though it took about ten years to get a sequel and a planned television series has still yet to materialise.

The Review:
Frank Miller’s Sin City is one of the most faithful big screen adaptations of a comic book property ever made, not just because the writer and artist of the acclaimed series was directly involved in the directing and production of the film, but because the movie rips its visuals directly from Miller’s books. The stories are direct adaptations of the Sin City comics, with the shortest – “The Customer is Always Right” – serving as a bookend for the theatrical version. The first part of this segment part was produced by co-director Robert Rodriguez as a proof-of-concept to gain Miller’s blessing for the project. The short sees a mysterious and attractive hitman known only as the “Salesman” (Josh Hartnett) approach a gorgeous young woman (Marley Shelton) at a party. He’s captivated by her looks and her scent and immediately professes his love for her, giving her affection and comfort right before fulfilling his contract and murdering her. The Salesman then pops up in the theatrical film’s coda, approaching misguided prostitute Becky (Alexis Bledel), presumably to execute her after the events of “The Big Fat Kill”. This is just one instance of Sin City’s interconnectivity. All the stories overlap, with characters appearing in the background in one story before taking the lead in another. Basin City is one of the most corrupted, violent, and seediest places in all of comicdom. It seems 90% of the police force are on the take and there’s little that conniving, controlling Senator Ethan Roark (played with delicious relish by the late, great Powers Booth) doesn’t own or control. This is an overlapping theme throughout the film, with Roark directly impacting the lives of Detective John Hartigan (Bruce Willis) and Marv (Mickey Rourke), and “The Big Fat Kill” exploring how ineffectual the police are in “Old Town”, where a shaky truce with the resident prostitutes – led by Gail (Rosario Dawson) – keeps the cops out. As this is essentially an anthology film, I’ll delve into each story separately before discussing some overarching themes and such.

Veteran cop Hartigan endures years in prison to save a little girl from a pervert’s wrath.

“That Yellow Bastard” is one of two segments I find the most enjoyable in this film. The story follows Hartigan, a thirty-year veteran who’s spent his entire career doing things “by the book”. Whereas his partner, Bob (Michael Madsen), reluctantly turns a blind eye to Roark’s corruption, Hartigan refuses, especially with his retirement literally hours away when we first meet him. Hartigan’s one loose end is Roark’s son, Ethan Roark Jr. (Nick Stahl), a sick little paedophile who likes to toy with, rape, and mutilate young girls. Rather than simply walking away, Hartigan defies his partner and the Roarks by pursuing Junior to a warehouse, arriving just in time to save young Nancy Callahan (Makenzie Vega) all while battling angina. Determined to “go out with a bang”, Hartigan’s crusade sees him literally and figuratively disarm Junior. leaving him a mangled and comatose wreck. Unfortunately, that’s not how justice works in Sin City and Hartigan’s betrayed by Bob, arrested, and framed for Junior’s crimes. As Roark puts it, Hartigan learns the true meaning of power as witnesses and evidence are all bought or tampered with to paint Hartigan as a bent cop with a taste for kids. His reputation and marriage are left as tattered as his body, which Roark pays to restore so he can get off on seeing Hartigan disgraced and stuck in solitary confinement. Hartigan accepts this, unwilling to endanger young Nancy, who remains indebted and besotted with him. Due to his stubborn refusal to speak up, Hartigan spends eight years alone in prison, with only letters from Nancy (using a pseudonym) to keep him going. He comes to see Nancy as a dear friend and daughter (though it’s clear his feelings run deeper and he’s just in denial) and thus falls into despair when the letters suddenly stop, a nineteen-year-old girl’s severed finger arrives in his cell, and a strange, disgusting, yellow-colouring imp attacks him.

You know a film’s doing something right when even Nick Sthal puts in a captivating performance!

Fearing for Nancy’s life, Hartigan begrudgingly swallows his pride and confesses, which is enough to have him released due to “time served”. Rather than dwell on his losses, Hartigan returns to his mission to keep Nancy safe, only to find she’s grown into Jessica fuckin’ Alba and works at a strip bar! Blinded by his love for Nancy and his obsession with saving her, Hartigan realises all-too late that he’s been tricked and is soon struggled with his lust for Nancy and keeping her safe from the titular “Yellow Bastard”, an unnerving lunatic who really pops thanks to his yellow complexion. It turns Junior was radically altered by experimental surgery as Roark was desperate for a grandchild. While it scuppered Junior’s Presidential prospects, he continued to abuse, rape, and torture children while Hartigan rotted in his cell, and is determined to avenge himself on Hartigan and Nancy. I was surprised by how good Nick Stahl is here, especially once he’s under all the prosthetics and make-up. Junior’s a pathetic little man at the best of times, a spoiled rich boy brat who enjoys the immunity offered him by his father’s power and is so pathetic that he can’t get it up unless his victims scream. Hartigan knows this secret and tells it to Nancy, who frustrates Junior with her defiance and proves that she grew up strong after all. Similarly, Bruce Willis was the perfect choice for grizzled veteran cop Hartigan, despite Bruce obviously not matching Miller’s hulking, exaggerating artwork and the somewhat controversial nature of his relationship with the much-younger Nancy. Hartigan tries to resist her, but he can’t deny that he’s also in love with her and it’s only due to Junior’s interference that we’re spared a love scene between them. It’s a little disturbing, for sure, though it’s explicitly said and shown that Hartigan doesn’t think of Nancy in that way until she’s nineteen, at least. Plus, like…it is Jessica Alba so it’s understandable he’d have the hots for her.

Despite triumphing, Hartigan can’t fight Roark’s corruption and makes the ultimate sacrifice to protect Nancy.

Hartigan is much more durable than the average man, basically telling his heart attack to sit the fuck down, surviving multiple gun shots and beatings, and besting most foes with a single punch. Hartigan’s aware of his limitations and regularly chastises himself for being reckless, allowing him to keep his cool even during a high-speed chase with Junior firing at him. Hartigan never wastes his time or his bullets, firing accurately and blasting off limbs and sending yellow blood spraying. He also proves driven and strong enough to pound the Yellow Bastard’s head into bloody mush by the end, showing he’s not your average cynical old man. There’s a tragedy to Hartigan that I’ve always felt palpable. Of all the characters and narrators of Sin City, I gravitate to him the most as he’s cynical, self-deprecating, and honest in a way that makes him extremely relatable. He’s clearly proud of his work and sees his retirement as bittersweet. It means leaving behind the violence and corruption, but also means he can’t help people, something he feels so strongly about that he happily takes the fall to protect Nancy, enduring beatings, slander, and solitude all to keep her safe. Hartigan knows that Roark is beyond the law. Roark even demonstrates that when he visits the hospital and boasts about how he could simply shoot Hartigan without repercussion. Hartigan consoles himself with the small victory that killing Junior ends Roark’s bloodline, which he frames as an absolute win to reassure Nancy. Hartigan sends her away, promising to follow her after clearing his name and bringing down Roark. Maybe that’s something John McClane might do, but not John Hartigan. Instead, he lies to Nancy to give her hope and keep her safe, then does the only thing he can do to ensure her safety by killing himself. It’s a startling ending, especially consider Bruce’s action credentials, but really sums up Hartigan’s commitment to shouldering the burden for others.

When his hooker love is killed, simple-minded brute Marv embarks on a brutal investigation.

My second favourite segment, “The Hard Goodbye” represented Mickey Rourke’s big Hollywood comeback and casts the former heartthrob as the brutish and disfigured Marv, a well-meaning but borderline psychotic bruiser who suffers from an unspecified medical condition that often leaves him confused, paranoid, and imagining things. Since he’s so badly disfigured, Marv is overjoyed when voluptuous prostitute Goldie (Jaime King) hooks up with him, throwing herself at him and giving him the affection and tenderness he’s craved his whole miserable life. Marv’s joy is short-lived, however, as he wakes to find Goldie dead and heavily-army cops ready to pounce. Thanks to his unexplained superhuman strength and durability, Marv easily brutalises the cops and escapes, patching up his minor wounds and beginning a vendetta to figure out who killed the only woman he’s ever loved (besides his doting, blind mother (Lucina Paquet)). Determined to kill his way to the truth, but still conscious of his medical condition, Marv goes to his parole officer, Lucille (Carla Gugino), for a fresh batch of pills and some insight into Goldie. While Lucille tries to warn Marv off his killing spree, not wanting to see him locked up for the rest of his life, Marv relishes a return to the “all-or-nothin’ days” of old, employing what little intelligence he has in weeding out small time thugs and torturing them in creative ways for leads, before killing them. Marv’s methods might be brutal, but they’re incredibly efficient and lead him to a crooked priest (Frank Miller), who reveals that Roark’s brother, Cardinal Patrick Henry Roark (Rutger Hauer), was behind Goldie’s murder. This throws Marv and sees him questioning reality as even he is shocked at the idea that someone so powerful he could’ve become the Pope or the President would go to the trouble of framing a meathead like him for a hooker’s murder.

Silent cannibal sadistic Kevin forces Marv to rethink his strategy.

Still, Marv investigates the Roark family farm on the outskirts of town and finds a creepy, silent man-child living there. Silent, agile, and deadly, Kevin (Elijah Wood) easily bests the unsuspecting Marv and he wakes to find Lucille missing an arm and to learn that Kevin killed and ate Goldie’s fellow hookers. Kevin also chopped off and ate Lucille’s arm and forced her to watch, briefly shattering her hard-ass demeanour before she composes herself. Though grateful to Marv for saving her, Lucille turns him in when the cops arrive and gets gunned down for her troubles, compelling Marv to go on hatchet-wielding killing spree. Marv’s confusion only doubles when he’s attacked by what he assumes to be a hallucination of Goldie, but which turns out to be her twin sister, Wendy (Jaime King). Bewildered, overwhelmed, and exhausted, Marv is easily subdued by Wendy and taken to Gail and their fellow prostitutes in Old Town. While Wendy initially blames Marv for her sister’s death and plans to beat and kill him, they quickly realise that it’s all a setup and Wendy confirms Cardinal Roark’s involvement since Goldie “worked the clergy”. Wendy helps Marv gather supplies to return to the farm, though he only tolerates her help for so long. He refuses to let her finish Kevin off and cold clocks her to keep her from seeing what he does to Kevin since he doesn’t want to scar her for life. Thanks to his amazing durability, Marv weathers Kevin’s swift attack and talon-like nails and handcuffs him, dropping him with a single punch and using a hacksaw to saw off his arms and legs. Still, while Marv delights in watching Kevin’s dog feed upon him and hacking off the psycho’s head, he’s left unfulfilled since Kevin refuses to scream, or make any sound at all, through the whole ordeal.

After avenging Goldie for himself and Wendy, Marv willingly meets his end.

Luckily for Marv, Cardinal Roark is a much more willing participant. Cardinal Roark is horrified when Marv brings him Kevin’s severed head and reveals that he not only encouraged Kevin’s cannibalism, but joined in, targeting “whores” since no one would miss them and feeling the touch of God almighty upon consuming human meat. Unimpressed and disgusted, Marv brutalises Cardinal Roark with his bare hands, giving him the “hard goodbye” he promised Goldie on her death bed. Unfortunately, Marv is subdued by the cops shortly after and spends months in hospital recovering from his wounds, initially convinced Roark’s men will come to finish the job before realising they plan to besmirch him, too. Though he refuses to co-operate, he’s coerced into taking the fall for Kevin and Cardinal Roark’s crimes and is branded a “psycho killer”. Regardless, Marv is largely nonplussed at his impending execution, believing the world would be a better place without him in it, and is eager to get it all over with. Out of gratitude for his actions and sacrifice, Wendy visits him one last time and allows Marv to have her, thinking of her as Goldie. Ever the stubborn meathead, Marv forgoes the obligatory Bible verses and hastens his execution, amusingly shrugging off the first round of electricity before finally breathing his last, consoling himself with memories of Goldie. Rourke shines as Marv, a simple-minded brute with a clear-cut code of honour who feels no remorse at roughing up or killing anyone who’s wronged him or his friends, especially dames. Marv is a very tragic figure, one constantly on the brink of a psychotic breakdown, who’s determined to bring down “gods” like Cardinal Roark even if it means his death. I loved the running gag of him acquiring new coats and offing his victims in increasingly bonkers ways, and how vicious his mean streak was.

When unstable cop Jackie runs afoul of Old Town, self-righteous Dwight desperately tries to protect his friends.

Finally, there’s “The Big Fat Kill”, which is enjoyable but probably the weakest segment for me, mainly because it has far more “Millerisms” than the other stories (that is, repetitive, childish, and stupid dialogue). This story explores Old Town in more detail, depicting it as Sin City’s seedy red-light district where the ladies are the law. The cops don’t patrol there and, in return, they get sent home alive if they accidentally cross the border and get to unwind with the girls when off duty. The women are therefore free to police themselves, dishing out brutal and efficient vigilante justice whenever their clients get too full of themselves, with Gail leading the charge and silent, deadly little Miho (Devon Aoki) slicing guys up with her katana. The story follows Dwight McCarthy (Clive Owen), a mysterious and grizzled man with a “new face” who’s back in town and hooking up with Shellie (Brittany Murphy), a rambunctious waitress. When Shellie’s accosted by her drunken, obsessively aggressive ex, Jack Rafferty (Benicio del Toro), Dwight stands up for her without hesitation, shrugging off her protests and determined to teach “Jackie Boy” a lesson about respecting women. Concerned for the ladies of Old Town, Dwight pursues Jack and his drunken friends to the red-light district, where they attract Gail’s wrath after accosting Becky. Gail, angry at Dwight for ditching her in the past, immediately takes charge and orders Jack’s death, refusing to listen to Dwight’s sudden feeling that something’s off. Sure enough, Dwight discovers a bombshell on Jackie Boy’s corpse: he was Lieutenant “Iron Jack” Rafferty, a “goddamn hero cop”, and his death would mean an end to the shaky truce and a return to all-out war in Old Town. Thanks to her ill-will towards Dwight, Gail’s reluctant to go along with his plan to ditch Jackie Boy’s corpse in the tar pit across town but he convinces her with his conviction, passion, and quick hands, determined to safeguard the women and avoid any bloodshed.

Dwight and his sultry allies must set aside their grievances to avoid bloodshed in Old Town.

Still, the experience rattles Dwight and sees him hallucinating conversations with Jackie Boy’s mangled corpse. Dwight’s right to be on edge as some previous actions mean he’s one fingerprint away from execution and he’s risking a lot to protect his friends, but he follows through since he can’t help but protect those he cares about. Unfortunately, Dwight’s plan hits a snag when the car the ladies give him conks out and he’s attacked by Irish mercenaries led by Brian (Tommy Flanagan). Despite Brian’s penchant for grenades being largely ineffective (it’s seriously laughable how characters shrug off explosions even when they’re right at their feet!), Dwight ends up in the tar and Brian escapes with Jack’s severed head. Luckily, Miho rescues Dwight and they retrieve the head, then concoct a desperate plan to trade it for Gail, who’s held hostage by eloquent and imposing man-mountain Manute (Michael Clarke Duncan). Sporting a golden eye and holding a grudge against prostitutes, Manute certainly cuts an intimidating figure, with his slightest touch causing Gail agony. He works for unseen mob boss Wallenquist, who’s keen to expedite the war between Old Town and the cops so he can regain control of the red-light district. Manute, much like Junior, is joined by an eclectic bunch of underlings, from loquacious minions to Neo-Nazis, who add a splash of (metaphorical) colour to Sin City’s underworld. Manute also seems to have a grudge against Dwight, though it’s not expanded upon in this story. In fact, pretty much nothing is known of Dwight’s past life; you’d have to read A Dame to Kill For (Miller, 1993 to 1994) or watch the sequel to find out more about that.

Though visually striking, Miller’s quirky dialogue makes “The Big Fat Kill” the least enjoyable segment.

Anyway, Dwight’s plan echoes a famous strategy employed by the Spartans and depicted (in Miller’s typical exaggerated fashion) in 300 (ibid, 1998). He forces Manute and his goons into a dark, narrow alleyway where their numbers are less effective and demands a simple trade: Jack’s severed head for Gail. Despite Becky questioning why Jackie Boy’s head has tape around its mouth, Manute agrees and Gail initially despairs of Dwight, before he reveals he stuffed one of Brian’s grenades into Jackie Boy’s head. The explosion scars Manute and takes out some of his minions before Miho and the other ladies emerge from the rooftops and join Dwight and Gail in slaughtering “every last rat-bastard one of them” to send a message to Wallenquist. The act sees Dwight and Gail rediscover their passion for each other, though they each lament that they’re seemingly doomed to never truly be together. It’s not that I don’t like “The Big fat Kill”, but I do find it the weakest segment in Sin City. Clive Owen is great as the gritty, gruff Dwight, a man trying to keep his head down and move on from his mysterious past and yet caught up in a potential war because he can’t help but defend women. He’s depicted as being a bit unpredictable and unstable, talking to himself (while hallucinating talking to Jackie Boy’s corpse) and happily ready to engage with multiple foes at once. He has a bloodlust and a sexual passion he’s quick to indulge, despite trying to deny both, and a deep-rooted respect for the ladies of Old Town. He knows how dangerous Miho is, for example, and doesn’t want to step on their toes, but he’ll slap Gail and make demands if it means avoiding a war. Dwight’s comically as invulnerable as Hartigan and Marv, despite being much smaller, and equally determined to achieve his goals. I really liked Benicio del Toro’s slurring, madcap performance as the erratic Jackie Boy, a guy so obviously off his rocker that it’s laughable that he’s what Sin City designates a “hero cop”.

A masterful use of green screens, gritty noir atmos, and sporadic colour make this a faithful adaptation.

I actually studied Sin City years ago at university as an example of fidelity in film adaptations. The film remains one of the best examples of a one-to-one adaptation of a text largely because the production literally used Frank Miller’s comic books as the storyboards. However, this is a bit of a double-edged sword for me as I’m not a huge fan of Frank Miller’s writing or his art. There are obvious exceptions. I enjoyed his work on Daredevil, for example; Batman: Year One (Miller, et al, 1987) is still the definitive Bruce Wayne/Batman origin story for me; and I do like the Sin City comics I’ve read. However, his art is often quite ungainly and ugly and his writing, and especially his dialogue, can be atrocious. I often cite his work on a Batman/Spawn crossover, where his “Millerisms” depicted Batman as a mardy youth and completely ruined Todd McFarlane’s gorgeous art. However, Sin City is an exception. This is Miller’s world, his toy box, and this is really where he shines, with his own original characters and narratives, all rendered in a startling noir colour palette that heavily emphasises shadows and silhouettes. The movie captures that aesthetic perfectly, using colour (mainly blue, red, and yellow) sparingly as a contrast to the noir presentation. I really like the stylistic way the film is shot, the use of black-and-white and shadows, and the way the few examples of colour pop, and how gritty and dirty and moody everything is. There are times when it’s obvious the film is being shot on a green screen set, but it perfectly fits Miller’s hyper-stylised world. Sin City is a drab, depressing, and dangerous town where it’s almost constantly raining, gangs and perverts roam, and the corrupt control everything. This is a world where we’re forced to rely on anti-heroes or where straight arrows like Hartigan are disgraced for daring to oppose Senator Roark’s rule, and where surviving the day is seen as a happy ending.  

A few extra scenes bring this film even closer to the source material and emphasise its anthology roots.

This Recut & Extended version of the film is technically the best way to watch it as it adds in a few extra scenes, primarily to “That Yellow Bastard”, but oddly presents each segment like a mini movie, with its own opening titles and closing credits, which is a bit annoying when trying to watch it as one movie. Similarly, while the additions to “That Yellow Bastard” are scenes from the comics, I can understand why they were cut as they’re pretty redundant. For example, Roark comes into the hospital to gloat over Hartigan’s bed-ridden form and tells us everything we need to know without Eileen Hartigan (Babs George) and other visitors repeating the same information. These visitors also come to Hartigan before Roark in the film, rather than after Roark as in the comics, which doesn’t make much sense narratively. I did like the inclusion of Lucille to further tie the segment into “The Hard Goodbye”. Her scenes also add a bit of extra context as to why Hartigan is released after he confesses. Without them, it views like this perverted old man finally confessed to being a child rapist and murderer and was let out because of “time served”. “The Hard Goodbye” adds a scene where Marv sneaks into his mother’s home to retrieve his beloved pistol, Gladys, restoring a heartwarming interaction between the two that shows that Marv actively hides his violent nature from his mother. Otherwise, there’s not much else added to the film as Rodriguez and Miller were extremely faithful to the source material the first go around. I prefer the extended version of “That Yellow bastard”, though, as it means more Bruce Willis, but it does annoy me that there’s no option to watch it as a continuous film without skipping past the end credits each time.

Final Thoughts:
I’ve always enjoyed Frank Miller’s Sin City. I’d never read the comics when I first saw the trailers or when I went to see it upon release, but I was captivated by the black-and-white visuals and stylistic presentation. I really enjoy how the film brings Miller’s neo-noir world to life using green screens and sparse sets. It all feels very gritty and almost like a stage play at times and makes me nostalgic for the noir thrillers of old. Despite the actors having to growl out Miller’s often painful dialogue and often acting against stand-ins or thin air, the performances were captivating throughout. Bruce Willis and Mickey Rourke especially shined in their roles, with Willis perfectly capturing Hartigan’s grizzled nature and Rourke channelling a great deal of emotion into the brutish Marv. Clive Owen was equally impressive as Dwight, though I still find “The Big Fat Kill” the weakest segment because of Miller’s writing and some of the deliveries. Still, the visual appeal of Sin City cannot be denied, the stark use of shadows, blacks and whites, the sparing use of colour, and the exaggerated violence all pop off the screen. It really is like the comic book panels have come to life and it amazes me that more movies didn’t opt for this aesthetic for other pulp characters (or even Batman and the Crow). I enjoyed the film so much that I sought out The Hard Goodbye and That Yellow Bastard to read and I eagerly anticipated the follow-up, and I would’ve loved to see an ongoing television series adapting more of Miller’s Sin City stories as it’s such a vivid and intriguing cesspool of corruption and violence.

My Rating:

Rating: 4 out of 5.

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Back Issues & Knuckles: Super Sonic vs. Hyper Knuckles

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When Sonic the Hedgehog 3 (SEGA Technical Institute, 1994) released on this day in 1994, gamers were introduced to Knuckles the Echidna. Takashi Yuda’s mischievous, dreadlocked antagonist is my favourite of Sonic’s supporting cast so excuse me while I celebrate his debut throughout February.

Published: 8 February 1996

Story Title: “Crash of the Titans” (Part I to IV)
Writer: Mike Gallagher
Artist: Art Mawhinney

Story Title: “Fathers and Sons”
Writers: Mike Kanterovich and Ken Penders
Artist: Ken Penders

Quick Facts:
Following an initial four-part miniseries, Archie Comics’ Sonic comic books became the longest-running videogame comic book in history. As proven by cartoons like Sonic the Hedgehog/SatAM (1993 to 1994), Sonic was extremely popular at the time, so Archie branched out with a Knuckles the Echidna companion series that eventually became bogged down by convoluted lore. Before a bitter lawsuit forever changed Sonic’s comic books, Knuckles famously matched his rival in every way, including getting his own impressive “Super” form.

The Review:
“Crash of the Titans” sees stubborn loner Knuckles the Echidna make an unexpected appearance in the Great Forest just outside of Knothole Village, the home of the Freedom Fighters. When intrepid leader Princess Sally Acorn and enthusiastic sidekick Miles “Tails” Prower spot Knuckles stomping around, they call in Sonic the Hedgehog. Despite always parting on friendly terms with Knuckles in the past, Sonic and the others are suspicious of their visitor, especially as he never leaves the Floating Island he’s duty-bound to protect. Sonic’s suspicions become full-blown paranoia when Knuckles heads towards Robotropolis, the mechanical, polluted capital of Mobius’s semi-cybernetic dictator, Doctor Ivo Robotnik. Assuming Knuckles is out to cut a deal with Dr. Robotnik, Sonic races off, barely acknowledging Sally’s order that he simply talk to the echidna. When the story shifts to Knuckles, we learn that he’s disgusted by the environmentally destructive ways of “landlubbers” and why he’s come to the surface. After witnessing a Chaos Emerald be split in two in the Triple Trouble special (Gallagher, et al, 1995), Knuckles became concerned about his floating home, which was once held aloft by a dozen Chaos Emeralds and now relies on only one. Determined to keep the island from falling, Knuckles consults the legendary Book of Myths and discovers a link between the Chaos Emeralds and the Magic Rings found within “Zones” (in Archie’s comics, Zones are temporary, semi-magic dimensions that spawn from Chaos energy). Knuckles also learns that Magic Rings sporadically appear at the fabled “Lake of Rings”. However, Knuckles assumes that the Lake of Rings must be in Robotropolis due to the high radiation generated by the mechanical hellscape and left the island under the care of his super strong ally, Mighty the Armadillo, to investigate. Instead of a mystical lake, Knuckles finds a polluted, desolate grotto on the city outskirts, one that was apparently once closely monitored, and is suddenly blindsided by the hot-headed Sonic.

Sonic’s reckless desire to fight Knuckles sees the two transform into their Super forms!

After landing the first hit, Sonic speed reads Sally’s declaration for a parlay but, naturally, Knuckles isn’t interested and the two go at it. Sonic smacks Knuckles with his signature Figure Eight but finds himself running right into a tree when Knuckles yanks on a nearby root. Though temporarily stuck, Sonic uproots the tree and collapses it onto Knuckles, forcing Princess Sally to intervene to keep the landscape from being damaged. While her presence quells the fighting, Sonic and Knuckles continue to bicker, but Sally ignores them as her portable computer companion, Nicole, detects vast radiation coming from where the tree was standing, discovering the entrance to an unknown, hazardous Zone swimming with Magic Rings and Chaos Emeralds! Eager to get what he came for, Knuckles dives in, prompting Sally to offhandedly comment that Knuckles “hasn’t changed since [they spent] summers together”. Stunned by the revelation that Sally has known Knuckles all this time, Sonic pauses his pursuit to question the princess, only to be dismissed and sent after the echidna, the matter shelved in favour of some dubious flirting. Sonic enters the chaotic, hazardous Zone (a mishmash of Badniks, spikes, and other vaguely recognisable videogame elements) to find Knuckles snagging the Magic Rings and making a run for a Chaos Emerald. Thanks to his superior speed, Sonic easily snags fifty Magic Rings and seven Chaos Emeralds, transforming into Super Sonic, a golden, super-powered form that makes him functionally invincible. While Super Sonic is busy bragging, Knuckles quickly collects enough Magic Rings to trigger his own transformation, a burning pink form he dubs “Hyper Knuckles”.

The fierce, super-powered battle destroys a temporary Zone and earns Knuckles a backup Emerald.

Angered by the gimmick infringement, Super Sonic quickly learns that Hyper Knuckles’ strength has been increased “a thousandfold” when he takes an uppercut. However, Super Sonic immediately answers back by demonstrating that he’s now “a thousand times faster than before” with some rapid punches to Hyper Knuckles’ snout. Hyper Knuckles retaliates by smashing a chunk off the Zone and bashing Super Sonic over the head, amazed at how fast Super Sonic recovers but refusing to back down. The two super-powered rivals fly at each other, brutally grappling in an impressive two-page spread before Hyper Knuckles easily deflects Super Sonic’s Super Spin Dash (which is oddly drawn to be the Figure Eight) and snatches his golden-hued rival out of mid-air with his superior strength. However, Super Sonic pivots, using the “backward momentum” to propel himself at Hyper Knuckles with a Super Figure Eight, only for Hyper Knuckles to immediately recover, spin his spiked fists like wheels, and launch a flying kick to Super Sonic’s nose! With both combatants enraged, the two clash with such incredible force that they literally bend time and space and disrupt the integrity of the Zone. The unstable energies are so powerful they cause the Zone to explode, triggering an earthquake so massive that Dr. Robotnik picks it up on his sensors. The explosion obliterates the Zone, drains Sonic and Knuckles of their Super forms, and returns the exhausted, disorientated Sonic to the Lake of Rings. Princess Sally confirms that the Zone and all its Magic Rings and Chaos Emeralds were destroyed, revealing that she saw everything using the seemingly inoperable camera setup nearby. She then gives Sonic a lift back to Knothole but refuses to elaborate on her past with Knuckles. As for Rad Red, he returns to the Floating Island with a brand-new Chaos Emerald in hand, his epic fight with Super Sonic apparently having made waves amongst its residents.

Recalling his father’s teachings gives Knuckles the motivation to find his missing friends.

Of course, it wouldn’t be an Archie Sonic special without a backup story. Super Sonic vs. Hyper Knuckles opts not to feature an additional story focusing on the two Super-powered forms and instead continues Ken Penders’ convoluted backstory for Knuckles with a flashback to his youth. “Fathers and Sons” shows that young Knuckles grew up alongside his father, Locke, who taught him his duties as a future guardian of the Floating Island. Locke reveals that this responsibility is passed down through the generations and takes Knuckles to the Chaos Chamber for the first time, revealing that the island is held aloft by a Chaos Emerald and emphasising Knuckles’ duty to protect it. This flashback is revealed to be the ruminations of the troubled Knuckles in the present day as he ponders the puzzle of the mysterious “Archimedes”, a disembodied voice who’s been testing him over the last few months and recently kidnapped his allies, the Chaotix. After dismissing the idea that Archimedes is his father testing his mettle, Knuckles recalls his father’s teachings, which stressed analysing a situation before deciding the best course of action and understanding an enemy before attacking. Knuckles also remembered how his father disappeared into the “Forbidden Zone”, passing his duties as guardian to his son, and his run-ins with Sonic, Dr. Robotnik, and the Chaotix. Realising that he’s let his pride get in the way and that he still needs to grow up to be the guardian his father always wanted, Knuckles vows to track down Archimedes, get the answers he’s seeking, and rescue his friends to make his father proud.

Final Thoughts: 
Super Sonic vs. Hyper Knuckles is a lot better than some of the other 48-page Archie Comics specials I’ve read, but not by much. The main story is showcased far better than some of Archie’s other videogame adaptations, taking up most of the pages and thankfully limiting the backup stories to one ugly, but ultimately forgettable footnote in Penders’ weird Knuckles canon. “Crash of the Titans” retains the distinctly “SatAM” style rendering of its characters but still laces that more serious tone with puns and daft moments, like Tails and Dr. Robotnik breaking the fourth wall, the Book of Myths being hidden in a tree trunk, and Princess Sally’s letter. The story is another example of Archie’s writers awkwardly trying to mash videogame elements with their largely disconnected canon, placing videogame mechanics like traps, spikes, Magical Rings, and Chaos Emeralds in unstable, interdimensional Zones that randomly appear throughout Mobius. I’ve never been a big fan of this and much prefer it when the comics simply adapt the game Zones into locations within the comic’s world, which seems like a far easier solution. They could still have had Rings and Chaos Emeralds in Special Stages/Zones to include fantastical elements, which is something the Fleetway comics did to really well. As presented here, the Zone is kind of baffling. I don’t get why it’s populated by Dr. Robotnik’s Badniks and traps or why Archie’s Sonic comics had so many damn Chaos Emeralds floating around. I guess they figured the many Chaos Emeralds included in Sonic’s games were all different sets, but that doesn’t explain why they’re all green. Archie also deviates from SatAM by changing the nature of the Magic Rings. In SatAM, the Power Rings were invented by Sonic’s Uncle Chuck, spawning from a machine installed at the Lake of Rings every twenty-four hours, temporarily boosted Sonic’s speed and power, and could also be used as a power source. Here, they’re much closer to their videogame counterparts and simply facilitate a Super transformation.

The colourful, heated brawl between Super Sonic and Hyper Knuckles certainly delivers.

Technically, “Crash of the Titans” is a very barebones story. It’s simply another chapter in the rivalry between Sonic and Knuckles, one given extra spice by the revelation that Sally and Knuckles grew up together and Sonic’s many dubious run-ins with the hot-headed echidna. Accordingly, Sonic doesn’t hesitate to attack, suspicious as he is of his untrustworthy rival, and the two finally have a more physical fight that’s given time to breathe with the additional pages and panels. “Crash of the Titans” emphasises that Sonic and Knuckles are as bad as each other and evenly matched: both are stubborn, prideful, and occasionally reckless, letting their emotions get the better of them, and Sonic’s pure speed is perfectly matched by Knuckles’ brawn. Even Sonic’s hitherto-unique ability to turn Super is matched by Knuckles, who debuts his Hyper Knuckles form and proves every bit Super Sonic’s equal. The battle between Super Sonic and Hyper Knuckles was really well executed, being a colourful, engaging brawl that saw the two bust out some unique moves, such as Knuckles spinning his fists for added momentum and Super Sonic super-charging his Figure Eight. As they’re both functionally invulnerable, the stakes are minimal during this fight and there could never have been a clear winner, hence the destruction of the Zone, which only further reinforced how evenly matched the two were. Still, I think it might’ve helped differentiate the two if Sonic had been reckless and irresponsible and Knuckles had been trying to avoid a confrontation and talk sense into his rival, only to be pushed to the edge and fight back, if only to show that Knuckles is the more mature of the two. The backup story is barely worth mentioning but, again, I would’ve preferred to see this ditched to perhaps see Super Sonic and Hyper Knuckles set aside their differences to battle Dr. Robotnik (or one of his creations). Still, Super Sonic vs. Hyper Knuckles was an enjoyable, if mindless special that delivered exactly what it promised and upped the ante for future conflicts between the two rivals.

My Rating:

Rating: 3 out of 5.

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Back Issues & Knuckles: Knuckles’ Chaotix

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When Sonic the Hedgehog 3 (SEGA Technical Institute, 1994) released on this day in 1994, gamers were introduced to Knuckles the Echidna. Takashi Yuda’s mischievous, dreadlocked antagonist is my favourite of Sonic’s supporting cast so excuse me while I celebrate his debut throughout February.

Published: 9 November 1995 (cover-dated: January 1996)

Story Title: “The Chaos Effect” (Part 1 to 3)
Writers: Mike Kanterovich and Ken Penders
Artist: Art Mawhinney

Story Title: “Tag! You’re It!”
Writer: Ken Penders
Artist: Harvey Mercadoocasio

Story Title: “The Hunt is On!”
Writer: Ken Penders
Artist: Ken Penders

Quick Facts:
After publishing a four-part miniseries, Archie Comics spearheaded the longest-running videogame comic book and expanded their reach with a popular Knuckles the Echidna companion series. Prior to that first three-issue series, Archie detailed how Knuckles met his Chaotix running buddies in this loose adaptation of the rare and obscure Knuckles’ Chaotix (SEGA, 1995) and they were by his side even when overly complicated lore and a lawsuit changed Archie’s Sonic comic books forever.

The Review:
“The Chaos Effect” sees the Knothole Freedom Fighters (reckless point man hog Sonic the Hedgehog and his enthusiastic, two-tailed buddy Miles “Tails” Prower, fearless leader Princess Sally Acorn, tech guru Rotor the Walrus, the partially roboticized Bunny Rabbot, and officious Antoine D’Coolette) invited to what was then known as the Floating Island, a near-mythical hovering peninsula held aloft by a Chaos Emerald and known to dislike intruders. When Sonic and his friends arrive, they find a fully decked out carnival theme park populated by their fellow Freedom Fighters (including Sonic’s number one fan, Amy Rose, and his rival, Geoffrey St. John). Surprised that the island’s guardian, super strong loner Knuckles, would invite them much less host such an extravagant attraction, Sonic and the others are introduced to the brains behind the carnival: Renfield T. Rodent, who invites them to try out the Hall of Mirrors. Inside, while the others are startled (or amazed) by their warped reflections, Sonic’s suspicions about the whole thing immediately turn out to be true when the Freedom Fighters are trapped within the mirrors! Knuckles’ shock is doubled when Doctor Ivo Robotnik, the cruel-hearted despot who has conquered and polluted most of Mobius, reveals the entire thing was an elaborate trap to dispose of his hated enemies. When Knuckles attacks, he finds the light has stripped him of his natural abilities and that Dr. Robotnik spared him so Knuckles could witness the madman’s ultimate victory.

When Dr. Robotnik captures Sonic and co, Knuckles reluctantly teams with some new allies to rescue them.

With his dreadlocks pruned and his fists lacking spikes, the handicapped Knuckles ponders how he’s going to save his allies, only for a hyperactive little honeybee, Charmy Bee, to suddenly fly by and offer some advice. Both are startled when Espio the Chameleon reveals he’s been hanging out, while invisible, in the forest and all three ready themselves for a fight when a ruckus storms their way. When this turns out to be music loving, wannabe rap star Vector the Crocodile, Espio relieves him of his headphones before being knocked on his ass, along with the others, when powerhouse Mighty the Armadillo bursts through the mountainside. Although Knuckles is suspicious to see that Mighty is accompanied by two robots, Heavy and Bomb (strangely sporting very different appearances to their videogame counterparts), the duo explain that the “power gems” installed into them by Dr. Robotnik allowed them to develop sentience and a conscience. When they learned of Dr. Robotnik’s carnival-themed plot, they came to help, bringing a cache of power gems and experimental weapons to disrupt Dr. Robotnik’s mad scheme. Encouraged, Knuckles sets to work rescuing the Freedom Fighters and Dr. Robotnik is alarmed when his theme park attractions and rides suddenly activate. As they’re all powered by separated control mechanisms, the semi-cybernetic tyrant correctly surmises that Knuckles must’ve had help to bring them all online. However, Dr. Robotnik quickly adapts and uses his “material transport system” (because “teleporter” would be too simple, I guess) to bring in some reinforcements.

Despite its immense size, Mecha Sonic is reduced to scrap metal by an enlarged Knuckles.

This comes in the form of Metal Mecha Sonic, Sonic’s deadly, robotic doppelgänger. Greatly enhanced since its last deployment, the ever-loyal Mecha Sonic is sent after Knuckles and his new allies and immediately locates them in the heart of the carnival. Immediately taking charge, Knuckles commands they attack preemptively, which sees Charmy Bee fly around Mecha Sonic to little effect and Espio turning invisible to lure the super-fast robot into crashing into a building. Utilising a ring-like tether wielded by Vector, Knuckles dives at his foe, only for Mecha Sonic to switch to infra-red (seems tactically dangerous in the daytime, but whatever…) and snag the energy beam connecting the two rings. However, Vector apparently uses the mysterious rings to teleport or switch places with Knuckles (the art isn’t very clear…) and toss Mecha Sonic towards Mighty, who sends it crashing through a few buildings. While still recovering, Mecha Sonic is surprised when Bomb explodes next to him, only to shrug it off and grow to immense size thanks to a power gem. To face this Kaiju-sized, red tinted goliath, Knuckles utilises one of Heavy’s power gem’s to also become a giant, battling Mecha Sonic Kai on equal ground. Dr. Robotnik’s fears about the volatile nature of the power gems comes to fruition when Knuckles smacks Mecha Sonic Kai into the Hall of Mirrors, freeing the Freedom Fighters and restoring Knuckles. Rather than ponder why he didn’t smash the mirrors when he was in there (could’ve just tossed a rock or something…), Knuckles smashes Mecha Sonic Kai to pieces with his renewed strength. However, Dr. Robotnik makes a hasty exit on a rocket-powered rollercoaster, leaving Renfield to take the fall. Although Sonic encourages Knuckles and his “chaotic” new friends to form a super-team, they all comically disagree and refuse to entertain such an idea.

Once again, Archie wastes time on pointless backup stories that are largely disconnected from the game.

This not-team then appear in the special’s two back-up stories. The first sees Charmy Bee kick off a game of “tag” between the group. While Mighty’s initially reluctant, he quickly participates by shoving Vector into a pool since he doesn’t have anything better to do. Vector’s frustration doubles when Charmy Bee deftly avoids him and Mighty knocks over a tree to fend him off. While hopping aside, Vector trips over the sleeping, invisible Espio, who he quickly tags before racing off. Annoyed, Espio tries to pounce upon Vector, only to crash and burn and briefly meet a mysterious fire ant who quickly disappears in a puff of smoke. When Charmy Bee flutters by to check on Espio, he unwittingly leaves himself open for a tag and the story ends with the game said to continue. “The Hunt is On!” continues Knuckles’ issues with the elusive and mysterious Archimedes, a hitherto-disembodied voice who’s been testing the guardian’s abilities (and patience) over the past few months. The story begins with Knuckles frantically running from an explosive barrage and stumbling upon Charmy Bee, Mighty, and Vector, who are confused by the attack. While gathering his wits, Vector stumbles down a hole and, when the others try to get him out, they’re suddenly attacked by more explosive orbs, which put Charmy Bee down for the count. Knuckles and Mighty are joined by Espio, who’s amazed that Knuckles spotted him during all the commotion. While Knuckles discusses Archimedes with a confused Espio, Mighty is suddenly attacked by a strange robot on treadmills. Relishing a “challenge worthy of [his] matchless strength”, Mighty battles his mechanical attacker, with the two beating each other into submission. Knuckles urges Espio to find the puppet master behind these events, only for a shadowy figure to quietly abduct Espio (since he’s not a ninja yet). When Knuckles notices his friend is gone, Archimedes challenges him to decide whether his friends are more important to him than safeguarding the Floating Island. This ends the story on a cliffhanger that would finally be resolved in Knuckles’ first miniseries the following year.

Final Thoughts: 
Archie Comics strikes again with another meandering, borderline insulting 48-page special that has little to do with the source material and wastes its pages on forgettable backup stories and the asinine Archimedes sub-plot Ken Penders was pushing. As ever, the art in the main story is passable and mirrors the popular cartoon on which the comics were partially based, though things appear much more rushed than usual here, with many characters being bloated and off-model. Things are far worse in the backup stories, with Knuckles appearing like liquid at many points and Charmy Bee seemingly growing and shrinking between panels. “The Chaos Factor” is further hampered by Knuckles magically being physically altered by Dr. Robotnik’s technology (removing his dreads, spikes, and super strength) and the introduction of colourful new characters. It’s bizarre to me that Heavy and Bomb look so widely different; I wonder if Archie had seen any screenshots or artwork of the two when writing this special? Regardless, Art Mawhinney seems to be struggling with the Chaotix, which I kind of understand as they’re more complicated designs than Sonic’s regular crew. Vector and Espio, especially, appear warped throughout and the group’s characterisation is painfully one-dimension. Charmy Bee is playful, Espio turns invisible, Mighty is super strong, and Vector likes music. That’s about all we get here, apart from the random inclusion of the tether rings (which appear without explanation and are only used once, just like in Fleetway’s Knuckles’ Chaotix adaptation). On the plus side, the story seems to insinuate that the Chaotix live on the Floating Island (Espio and Charmy Bee seem to know each other) and the group expands Knuckles’ character, taking him from a loner who protects his residents as part of his duties to a team leader rallying his troops.

The main story pays partial lip service to the videogame but is a poor representation of the source material.

That’s about where the praise for Knuckles’ Chaotix ends, though. Like many of Archie’s videogame adaptations, the story is a disservice to the source material, taking place entirely in and around the amusement part that acts as the hub world in the game. This barely resembles Newtrogic High Zone, however, and is much closer to Carnival Night Zone or a standard amusement park. Rather than capturing Espio, Dr. Robotnik captures (presumably all) the Freedom Fighters with bizarre mirror technology that’s easily undone by breaking the mirrors (though Knuckles is apparently powerless to do this at first). The story does include Mecha Sonic, which is cool, and I quite liked its fight with Knuckles and the Chaotix as it was a good way to show their powers and test their mettle. Sadly, the group don’t overcome Mecha Sonic Kai with the “real superpower of teamwork”. Instead, Knuckles just grows to gargantuan size and fights Mecha Sonic Kai, somehow toppling the monstrous machine despite him lacking his super strength. None of the stories feature the Zones (or “Attractions”) from the videogame which is, again, a massive disappointment. Why not spend the entire 48-pages following Knuckles as he fights through a few locations (like Botanic Base and Speed Slider) slowly learning to co-operate and accept the Chaotix before reaching Dr. Robotnik’s secret base in Techno Tower? Or, at the very least, produce two, far better backup stories set in locations like Marina Madness or Amazing Arena, perhaps including some of the Badniks and bosses from the game. Instead, once again, it seems Archie Comics only had access to a few screenshots and the basic details of the game, meaning the cover art is the best thing about this let-down of a special that’s only notably for half-assing the introduction of the Chaotix.

My Rating:

Rating: 1 out of 5.

Terrible

Did you enjoy the Chaotix’s debut Archie’s Sonic comics? Were you also disappointed by how badly represented Knuckles’ Chaotix was? Did you enjoy the fight between the enlarged Knuckles and Mecha Sonic Kai or would you have preferred to see the team tackle the titanic terror? Whare some of your favourite Chaotix adventures and moments from the Archie comics? How are you celebrating Knuckles this month? Whatever you think about Archie’s Sonic comics, and especially Knuckles and the Chaotix, comment below, support me on Ko-Fi, and check out my other Knuckles content!

Back Issues & Knuckles: Sonic the Hedgehog: Triple Trouble

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When Sonic the Hedgehog 3 (SEGA Technical Institute, 1994) released on this day in 1994, gamers were introduced to Knuckles the Echidna. Takashi Yuda’s mischievous, dreadlocked antagonist is my favourite of Sonic’s supporting cast so excuse me while I celebrate his debut throughout February.

Published: 3 August 1995 (cover-dated: October 1995)

Story Title: “Tttriple Tttrouble!!!” (includes “Part II: Zone Sweet Zone!”, “Part III: Echidnapped!”, and “Part IV: Blue Blur vs. Rough and Red!”)
Writer: Mike Gallagher
Artist: Dave Manak

Story Title: “Submersible Rehearsal”
Writer: Mike Gallagher
Artist: Art Mawhinney

Story Title: “First Contact”
Writers: Ken Penders
Artist: Jon D’Agostino

Quick Facts:
Following their initial four-part miniseries, Archie Comics began the longest-running videogame comic book and capitalised on Sonic’s popularity with a popular Knuckles the Echidna companion series. Before that convoluted lore and a bitter lawsuit forever changed Sonic’s comic books, Knuckles featured in this loose adaptation of the largely under-rated Sonic the Hedgehog: Triple Trouble (Aspect, 1994).

The Review:
Not unlike its videogame source material, “Tttriple Tttrouble!!!” sees ruthless cybernetic dictator Doctor Ivo Robotnik in possession of a Chaos Emerald. Rather than having one of five after his experiments scatter the others across the planet, Dr. Robotnik has one of many Chaos Emeralds, though this is sufficient to power his “mega-engine” and pollute the entire planet Mobius. However, this plan gets dashed due to an oversight by his robotic assistant, Crabmeat, who miscalibrated the machine. The imbalance causes an explosion that breaks the Chaos Emerald in two and rockets each part into orbit, prompting Dr. Robotnik to call “Bounty Hunters ‘Я’ Us” to hire a bounty hunter to retrieve the gems (again, not a million miles away from the videogame). While making a messy chili dog snack (or four…), Sonic is brought to the Freedom Fighters’ control room, where their resident mechanic and scientist, Rotor the Walrus, has detected the erratic energy signature of a Chaos Emerald. The three then watch as the Chaos Emerald shard crashes into the Great Forest, its unstable “magic” creating a “new Zone” (apparently, this is how the game’s environments are integrated into Archie lore). Excited to explore a new area, Sonic speeds off, refusing to wait for Rotor’s analysis and unaware that he’s being stalked by a mysterious, wolf-like figure. Meanwhile, Knuckles finds a rare moment of relaxation under the sun interrupted by the other Chaos Emerald shard, which streaks overhead and crashes into Mount Osohai, the Floating Island’s unconquerable mountain range. Undeterred, Knuckles glides over and is stunned to see the shard burrowing into the mountain, then ends up unconscious and plummeting to certain doom after being struck by a piece of rock.

While recovering a Chaos Emerald shard, Sonic is blindsided by Nack the Weasel.

When Sonic arrives at the crash site in the Great Forest, he’s greeted by a bizarre, fairground like portal leading to “Triple Trouble”. Naturally, he enters without a thought, completely oblivious to his mysterious stalker, whom Dr. Robotnik orders (via “2-way, 3-D holo-wrist radio”) to follow. Exasperated by the rotund dictator’s blustering, the mercenary mutes his employer and heads into the Zone in his sky-cycle, which has been programmed to mimic Sonic’s moves! In a change of pace for most Archie adaptations, we get to see Sonic racing through Triple Trouble’s Zones, but this is reduced to a simple montage of panels that literally just show him bouncing, running, snowboarding, or adventuring across the game’s locations before bopping Dr. Robotnik on the head and reaching the exit. There are no battles against Dr. Robotnik’s enlarged Badniks, none of the game’s power-ups (except the snowboard), and the comic just blasts through them all rather than taking place in one or two of the game’s locations. The snowboard panel is essentially a rip-off of the game’s artwork, there’s no explanation as to how or why Dr. Robotnik or his Badniks are there, and the Chaos Emerald shard is bizarrely housed within a futuristic chamber, which Sonic races into to deactivate before the Zone presumably closes behind him. However, as soon as Sonic retrieves the shard, he’s blasted by his stalker, the infamous bounty hunter Fang the Sniper Jet the Jerboa Nack the Weasel! With Sonic successfully captured, Nack demands Dr. Robotnik pay him double the price to retrieve the other half of the Chaos Emerald and the tyrant, eager to mount Sonic’s head on his wall, begrudgingly agrees.

Despite a disagreement between Sonic and Knuckles, the Floating Island is saved.

Oblivious to Nack’s impending arrival, Knuckles wakes in a hidden cave and is cared for by the Ancient Walkers, mute, masked, enigmatic figures from echidna lore. Astonished, Knuckles interprets their cave drawings as a warning that the Emerald shard will cause Floating Island to explode if it reaches the island’s Chaos Emerald power source. Returned to the surface, Knuckles spots and summarily knocks out the passing Nack, unaware that he’s just knocked Sonic into a lake. This wakes Sonic and, pissed at being blindsided, he bursts from the water looking for payback and immediately assumes that Knuckles attacked him. Attacking without thinking, Sonic is easily overpowered by his super strong rival, who’s driven into a fury after Sonic kicks him in the nose. Going “Hyper-Knuckles” (which sees Knuckles turning his fists into buzzsaws rather than adopting a Super form), Knuckles sends Sonic flying with a haymaker, leading to them flying at each other in a rage. Their scuffle ends, however, when they recognise Dr. Robotnik’s voice coming from Nack’s communicator (…despite him muting it earlier…) This clears up the misunderstanding and sees Sonic direct Knuckles to puppet Nack’s unconscious, battered body to deceive Dr. Robotnik. Retrieving Nack’s Emerald shard, Sonic joins Knuckles in intercepting the other half in the island’s crystalline Chaos Chamber, where they just barely reunite the two in time to save the island. The two frenemies almost come to blows again when the restored Chaos Emerald mysteriously vanishes but part on mostly friendly terms, unaware that the Chaos Emerald teleported into the possession of the mysterious Ancient Walkers.

Tails and Knuckles embark on separate adventures largely disconnected from the source material.

While I’m here, I may as well go over the other  stories also included in this 48-page special. The first is a solo adventure for Sonic’s two-tailed buddy, Miles “Tails” Prower, which features his Sea Fox submarine from Triple Trouble and laid the groundwork for Archie’s Tails-centric miniseries. Unfortunately, “Submersible Rehearsal” takes place in the waters near Knothole Village rather than, say, Tidal Plant Zone and sees Tails confront an enlarged Octobot rather than one of Triple Trouble’s bosses. Though amazed by the Sea Fox built for him by Rotor, Tails is outraged to learn that Princess Sally Acorn has forbidden him from taking it out to sea because of concerns about his age. However, Tails improvises when an injured sea gull washes up warning that Dr. Robotnik is rebuilding his “submerged, waterproof robot maker”, draining the oil from the bird into his tank and setting off to help. When Tails finds the underwater facility guarded by Octobot, he doesn’t hesitate to ram to mechanic cephalopod, rescuing the marine life it held captive before destroying the roboticizer with the Sea Fox’s missiles, making an enemy of the besmirched Octobot in the process. The second story sees Knuckles once again tested by the mysterious Archimedes on the Floating Island, making this story even less connected to Triple Trouble. In fact, “First Contact” has more in common with Sonic & Knuckles (SEGA, 1994) as Archimedes sends one of Dr. Robotnik’s Fire Breath units after him and then makes him battle a Hey-Ho. At first, these robots see Knuckles believe “Archimedes” is Dr. Robotnik pulling another trick, but a plunge into the Chaos Chamber sees Archimedes dispel these accusations and aggravate Knuckles with cryptic taunts about his hot-headed nature. Challenged to solve Archimedes’ puzzle, Knuckles later contemplates the lesson with his friend, rocker Vector the Crocodile, and the mystery of who or what Archimedes is and what he wants.

Final Thoughts: 
As always, Archie’s adaptation of a videogame leaves a lot to be desired and takes the barebones, basic suggestion of the source material and reconfigures it into one-and-a-half semi-original stories set within their convoluted canon. I tried really hard to cut this 48-page special some slack, especially the main story, as it almost mirrored the videogame in a dysfunctional way but then it completely dropped the ball. Although I’ve read all the Archie Sonic comics, I don’t recall it being established that the game’s Zones spring out of thin air (or “magic”), though even if that was established it’s a pretty stupid idea. Mobius is a planet, for God’s sake! You just have the Zones be places in the world, which is what Archie usually does, so this weird-ass funfair-like portal…thing…was ridiculous. It also appears to be temporary, as Sonic must race to the Chaos Emerald Chamber and “shut [it] down” with a lever. How that lever, the chamber, and the technology surrounding it appeared is anyone’s guess (more “magic”, I suppose) but it’s nowhere near as ludicrous as Triple Trouble’s Zones conveniently having Badniks, traps, and even Dr. Robotnik in them. Normally, I complain that these adaptations are limited to a single, barely recognisable location from the videogames but this time, I’m complaining because Triple Trouble’s Zones are reduced to a montage. Sure, it emulates the 2D action of the videogame but it’s very lazy. Why not have Dr. Robotnik’s “secret lab” be in Robotnik Winter Zone or Atomic Destroyer Zone, the Emerald shard land in Great Turquoise Zone or Meta Jungura Zone, “Submersible Rehearsal” set in Tidal Plant Zone and “First Contact” be reconfigured into having Knuckles be tested in Sunset Park Zone? There’s really no excuse for these stories not to be set in the game’s locations and it’s kind of insulting that they’re limited to Knothole and the Floating Island.

Sadly, though it comes close, the comic is a poor representation of the videogame.

As ever, the art is passable, resembling the main Sonic comics and the cartoons that inspired them, except for “First Contact”, which sees Knuckles rendered painfully off-model and Hey-Ho looking like its melting! I can’t say I was massively blown away by the Ancient Walkers, who didn’t seem necessary to the story, but I did like the introduction of Nack the Weasel. It took a little too long for him to be revealed and it’s a shame to reduce him to Dr. Robotnik’s lackey, but it’s a role that suits him and he’s always been a visually interesting character. Although we never get to see what his sky-cycle is capable of, it’s not insignificant that he got the drop on Sonic and was well on his way to succeeding when Knuckles clobbered him. I quite enjoyed the fight between Sonic and Knuckles, which is thematically similar to the videogame and sees them go at it with a bit more gusto than in previous encounters. I do think this special issue suffers from not devoting its entire length to the source material to depict a literal three-way chase for the Chaos Emerald (or its shards, or whatever!) between Sonic, the opportunistic Nack, Knuckles, and Dr. Robotnik. Had Archie done this, we could’ve seen at least three or four locations from the game in more detail, seen Sonic battle Dr. Robotnik’s giant Badniks, and had a more action-packed adventure rather than a middling story that essentially acts as a shameless advertisement for the game. Ultimately, this was a very frustrating issue to read as it came so close to being at least tolerable and was very promising but, once again, the covert is the best thing about this special (aside from Nack) and the backup stories aren’t really worth your time unless you’re really invested in Ken Penders’ awful plans for Knuckles and getting a prelude to Tails’ later solo adventure.

My Rating:

Rating: 2 out of 5.

Could Be Better

Did you enjoy Nack’s debut in Archie’s Sonic comics? Were you also disappointed by how poorly this adaptation represented Triple Trouble? Did you enjoy the fight between Sonic and Knuckles? How interested were you in the riddle of Archimedes? Did you enjoy Archie’s Knuckles lore or did you find it to be overly complicated? How are you celebrating Knuckles this month? Let me know your thoughts on Archie’s Triple Trouble adaptation in the comments and donate to my Ko-Fi if you want to see more of Knuckles’ Archie adventures on the site.

Movie Night: Pokémon: Lucario and the Mystery of Mew

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Released: 16 July 2005
Director: Kunihiko Yuyama
Distributor: Toho

Budget: Unknown
Box Office: ¥4.3 billion
Rotten Tomatoes Score: 81%

Quick Facts:
An instant phenomenon, Pokémon (Nintendo/Creatures/Game Freak, 1995 to present) dominated playgrounds with videogames, trading cards, and an ongoing anime series (1997 to present). This led to the successful first feature film, which spawned a slew of sequels. By 2005, these were being released straight to video outside of Japan but continued to feature popular Pokémon like Mew, who famously birthed Mewtwo on this day.

The Review:
Taking place during the Advanced Battle portion of the anime series (2004 to 2005) and featuring Pokémon from the upcoming Diamond and Pearl releases (Game Freak, 2006), Lucario and the Mystery of Mew opens in the distant past of the Kanto region. At this time, the beautiful Cameron Palace was caught in the middle of a brutal war was fought between two, heavily armoured Pokémon armies. This impending danger is discovered by the titular Lucario (Sean Schemmel), a stoic and proud Fighting/Steel-Type Pokémon who wields incredible power through its “Aura” abilities. Focusing its power through a nearby crystalline formation, Lucario warns its master – “Aura Guardian” Sir Aran (Jason Griffith) – of the danger before being attacked and temporarily blinded by two Houndoom (Koichi Sakaguchi). Although Lucario fends off the Pokémon, he’s stunned when Sir Aran abandons Queen Rin (Bella Hudson) and the castle. When the aghast Lucario pursues, Sir Aran traps it within a magical staff, leaving it feeling hurt and betrayed. History, however, remembers Sir Aran very differently as it’s said he travelled to the nearby “Tree of Beginning” and ended the conflict between the Pokémon armies, restoring peace to the land. Sir Aran’s so well-renowned that Cameron Palace holds an annual festival to celebrate its hero, one that aspiring Pokémon Master Ash Ketchum (Veronica Taylor) and his friends just so happen to be present for. Ash, Brock (Eric Stuart), May (Veronica Taylor), Max (Amy Birnbaum), and (reluctantly) Pikachu (Ikue Ōtani) dress in period-appropriate outfits for the occasion and Ash (garbed in an outfit resembling Sir Aran’s) conveniently wins the annual Pokémon tournament to be crowned “Aura Champion”. Though he’s annoyed to miss out on the dancing and revelry, Ash is amazed by an ancient staff he’s gifted and the whispers he can hear emanating from it and is absolutely gob-smacked when Lucario is unexpectedly released from it.

Betrayed by its master, Lucario struggles to trust humans and their intentions.

Still partially blinded and confused from the time dilation, Lucario initially mistakes Ash for Sir Aran and flees, amazed to find that hundreds of years have passed, but is calmed by Lady Ilene (Bella Hudson), who recognises it from legend. Lucario’s awakened just in time as a mischievous Mew (Satomi Kōrogi) has been masquerading as various Pokémon (including the legendary Ho-Oh) during the festivities and playing with Pikachu and other Pokémon, unaware that world-renowned record breaker and part-time Pokémon trainer Kidd Summers (Rebecca Soler) is hoping to track it to the fabled Tree of Beginning. A miscommunication sees her Weavile (Eric Stuart) get a little rough with Mew, Pikachu, and Team Rocket’s outspoken mascot, Meowth (Maddie Blaustein), leading Mew to teleport itself, Meowth, and the injured Pikachu to the Tree of Beginning to heal. When Max informs the others, Kidd eagerly joins them in journeying to the Tree of Beginning (much to Brock’s delight) and Lucario obediently agrees to lead them, though it’s fraught with scepticism about human nature. The journey sees Lucario learn of Ash and Pikachu’s friendship and remember happier times with Sir Aran, where its master taught him to hone his Aura to attack and communicate. Somewhat uptight and reserved, Lucario struggled to let its guard down even when encouraged by its master and lashes out whenever Ash and the others invite it to bathe or share food, believing humans cannot be trusted. Local “time flowers” only further sour its mood as he’s reminded of Sir Aran’s treachery and it eventually comes to blows with Ash, believing Ash would abandon his so-called friend just as easily. Max helps make peace with some chocolate and Ash later tearfully apologises, aware that he’s on edge with worry about his lost friend.

The mischievous Mew accidentally endangers our heroes when they venture to the Tree of Beginning.

While Meowth enjoys hanging out with Mew at the Tree of Beginning, Pikachu is equally eager to reunite with Ash but compelled to stay by Mew, who wants to keep playing. When Ash and the others – included Meowth’s Team Rocket cohorts James (Eric Stuart) and Jessie (Rachael Lillis) – reach the Tree of Beginning, they’re violently attacked by its three guardians, the legendary Regice (Kunihiro Kawamoto), Recirock (Eiji Miyashita), and Registeel (Atsushi Kakehashi), mindless near-automatons who attack both groups and drive them further into the Tree of Beginning. Within, the humans are attacked by “antibodies” that resemble fossil Pokémon and swallow them as a defensive measure, shrugging off their attempts to fight back and leaving any Pokémon unharmed in favour of consuming their human companions. This leaves Pikachu so distraught when Ash seemingly dies (…again) that Mew reluctantly uses its incredible powers to converse with the Tree of Beginning and restore those it absorbed, quelling the Regis and reuniting the trainers with their Pokémon. The antibody subplot was a touch unnecessary, I feel, and distracted from the inclusion of the Regis, who were enough of a threat by themselves since even Lucario couldn’t hold them off. While the Tree of Beginning makes for an interesting natural maze and beautiful background, it gets very samey and the film even drops the ball on finally paying off the Ho-Oh tease from the anime’s first episode. I’m also not sure if this Mew is supposed to be the same one from the first movie and it’s a little lacklustre having the main plot be kicked off because the cheeky little kitty wanted to play with its new friends. This means May and Max don’t get much to do beyond berating Ash or helping to melt Lucario’s heart, though Kidd makes for a fun temporary addition to the cast as she’s a pioneer with all kinds of nifty gadgets that are sadly wasted on this adventure.

When restoring Ash imperils Mew, Lucario makes the ultimate sacrifice to reunite with Sir Aran.

There is no central antagonist in Lucario and the Mystery of Mew. The antibodies and Regis are simply defending the Tree of Beginning, which has a symbiotic relationship with Mew and threatens to degenerate after the effort of restoring everyone drains Mew’s life force. Determined to save Mew using the Tree of Beginning’s fabled regenerative powers, our heroes journey to the tree’s heart and find Sir Aran’s gloves resting on a pulsating crystalline structure containing his frozen corpse. A nearby time flower reveals that Sir Aran shunned Lucario to keep it from following him to the Tree of Beginning, where Sir Aran sacrificed his life using his Aura to stop the warring Pokémon. Galvanised and guilt-ridden by this revelation, Lucario attempts to use its own Aura to restore Mew and thus save the Tree of Beginning, only to find it lacks the strength. However, Ash conveniently has the same Aura potential as Sir Aran so he slips on the hero’s gloves and helps boost Lucario’s power, somehow just willing himself to generate Aura without any training or knowledge of how to do so. Of course, the plan works and all is restored, but the effort proves fatal to Lucario. A time flower shows Sir Aran’s last moments, where he tearfully wishes his Pokémon well and hoped to be reunited with it someday and Lucario weeps, acknowledging Sir Aran as his friend and saying its farewells before dissipating into energy sparkles and reuniting with his friend in death. Exiting into the fresh air, Ash promises to also keep them both close by and Kidd vows to never reveal the Tree of Beginning’s location to keep it safe from tourists. Lucario is also immortalised alongside Sir Aran at Cameron Palace and Mew even gains a new playmate: a Bonsly (Eric Stuart) May befriended on the journey.

Final Thoughts:
I had high hopes for Lucario and the Mystery of Mew. I liked Lucario and even used one on my Diamond team back in the day, though it ended up being far from the dark counterpart to Mewtwo I imagined it to be. It’s kind of weird seeing a Fighting/Steel-Type Pokémon have telepathic powers but the movie kinda explains it through its “Aura” gimmick, a semi-psychic power that makes this Lucario exceptional and which Ash also conveniently has. I don’t think this was necessary; I think his physical resemblance to Sir Aran would’ve been enough and he (and the others) could’ve just given Lucario emotional support in the finale rather than seeing Ash emit an Aura Sphere out of nowhere. If you’re looking for spectacular Pokémon battles, you won’t find them here as Ash has one of his weakest teams ever and this film is more focused on exploring Lucario’s lost faith in humanity and realising that its friend didn’t betray him after all. I do wonder if the film might’ve been improved by having Kidd be an antagonist looking to capture Mew or gain control of the Tree of Beginning as the film suffers somewhat without a villain. The Regis are painfully wasted, leading only to chase scenes, though the antibodies offer some of the more harrowing moments where characters, believing they’re about to die, release their Pokémon (Ash even tells Pikachu he loves it before being devoured). I was disappointed to see that Ho-Oh was simply Mew in disguise, however, and had no relevance to the plot and that Mew didn’t get more significance until its life was suddenly in danger. In the end, Lucario and the Mystery of Mew was a decent, somewhat emotional adventure with some relevant lessons to teach about human nature and such, but it’s a somewhat by-the-numbers Pokémon feature that I don’t think really lived up to its full potential.

My Rating:

Rating: 3 out of 5.

Pretty Good

Are you a fan of Lucario and the Mystery of Mew? Did you guess that Sir Aran hadn’t really betrayed Lucario? Were you also unimpressed that Ash could wield Aura? Do you think the film squandered the potential of the Regis and Mew? Were you disappointed that Ho-Oh didn’t factor into the plot? Which Pokémon feature film is your favourite? Whatever your thoughts, leave them in the comments below and donate to my Ko-Fi to suggest more Pokémon content for the site.

Back Issues & Knuckles: Sonic & Knuckles

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When Sonic the Hedgehog 3 (SEGA Technical Institute, 1994) released on this day in 1994, gamers were introduced to Knuckles the Echidna. Takashi Yuda’s mischievous, dreadlocked antagonist is my favourite of Sonic’s supporting cast so excuse me while I celebrate his debut throughout February.

Published: 11 May 1995 (cover-dated: August 1995)

Story Title: “Panic in the Sky” (Part 1 and 2)
Writers: Mike Kanterovich and Ken Penders
Artists: Art Mawhinney and Dave Manak

Story Title: “Fire Drill”
Writers: Ken Penders
Artist: Jon D’Agostino

Story Title: “Lord of the Floating Island”
Writers: Ken Penders
Artist: Harvey Mercadoocasio

Quick Facts:
Following an initial four-part miniseries, Archie Comics started the longest-running videogame comic book and capitalised on Sonic’s popularity with a popular Knuckles the Echidna companion series that eventually became tarnished by convoluted lore and a bitter lawsuit that forever changed Sonic’s comic books.

The Review:
The two-part story “Panic in the Sky”, which acts as the centrepiece to this 48-page special, sees the legendary Floating Island (as it was then known) sending the locals in a panic when it descends below the clouds and passes over the Western Coast of Mobius (as Sonic’s world was once called). Naturally, the Knothole Freedom Fighters (engineer Rotor the Walrus, semi-Roboticized Bunny Rabbot, cowardly Antoine D’Coolette, and fearless leader Princess Sally Acorn) are bemused and alarmed by the floating continent, which is heading straight for Knothole Village. When Sally wonders how the island floats (odd, considering a later retcon reveals she knew Knuckles as a child), Sonic and his enthusiastic two-tailed fox pal, Miles “Tails” Prower, fill the gang in on their earlier adventure to the Floating Island and their encounter with Knuckles. Although Sonic left on friendly terms with the echidna, he and Sally ponder Knuckles’ true allegiance and she orders Antoine to investigate any potential threat posed by the island. Sonic’s alarmed when their “turbo-prop” biplane is suddenly attacked by heavy artillery now installed around the island and orders Antoine to fly to safety while he and Tails parachute down to see what’s going on. After being knocked loopy by a pendulum in a vague allusion to the Mushroom Hill Zone, Sonic’s attacked by the axe-wielding Hey-Ho, though a single hit is enough to destroy what’s presented as a mini boss in the videogame. Sonic then runs right into a trap and finds himself hanging on for dear life. He’s therefore glad when Knuckles shows up, only to find the echidna is unimpressed with “trespassers [turning his] home into a war zone” and ready to send Sonic plummeting to his doom.

The hot-headed Knuckles makes a desperate gamble to safeguard his island.

Luckily, Tails is on hand to help but, in his haste, his rock misses its target and both Sonic and Knuckles fell into an underground cavern, eventually ending up on a slab of rock floating in a lava stream (like in Lava Reef Zone). Before the two can come to blows or be boiled alive, Tails swoops in for the save and Sonic makes Knuckles realise that the Floating Island has been hijacked. Angered and concerned, Knuckles leads Sonic and Tails (via “zoot chute”) to the Chaos Chamber, a crystalline cavern that houses the Chaos Emerald that keeps the island aloft. When Knuckles investigates a strange device siphoning power from the gem, he gets a nasty shock that doubles when Mobius’s devious, semi-cybernetic dictator, Doctor Ivo Robotnik, appears (via hologram projection) to spill his latest plot. After discovering the Floating Island, Dr. Robotnik began surreptitiously turning it into his personal battleship, installing engines, a command centre, and weaponry, all powered by the Chaos Emerald and with the purpose of annihilating Knothole Village. Distraught that he was easily duped into fighting Sonic and Tails rather than spotting the takeover, Knuckles smashes the Chaos Emerald, causing the Floating Island to drop from the sky! Panicked, Dr. Robotnik quickly ejects, though his hopes of seeing Knothole decimated by the falling island are dashed when Knuckles busts out a spare Emerald to keep his home aloft (only to later reveal he smashed the spare and replaced it with the original in a double bluff). Though he vows to use better judgement next time, Knuckles refuses Sonic’s offer to join the Freedom Fighters, with Sonic musing that Knuckles is apparently destined to be a loner.

Ever wondered what Knuckles does in his day-to-day? Yeah, me neither…

Accordingly, the rest of the special is taken up with two solo stories for Knuckles. The first, “Fire Drill”, sees Knuckles investigating an explosion at the beach (which borders Sandopolis Zone), finding only a crater and footprints in the sand leading to a nearby bush. Leaping into action, Knuckles is left angered and humiliated when whoever it is disappears and, eager to get his mitts on whoever’s messing with him, Knuckles glides over to the only place they could’ve gone: the ruins of the Sandopolis Zone. Assuming only Sonic could evade him so fast, Knuckles braves his fear of the dark to enter the temple ruins and is further enraged when he’s buried beneath falling debris. Blundering into the maze-like temple, Knuckles barely avoids being skewered by an axe and finds a room full of strange hieroglyphics that momentarily puzzles him before sand pours in. Knuckles easily leaps to safety and smashes his way out of the temple, following “Sonic’s” footprints to the island’s edge and, bizarrely, assuming the hedgehog ran to his death, completely oblivious to the shadowy figure (later revealed to be the fire ant Archimedes putting the young guardian through his paces). “Lord of the Floating Island” closes the special and sees Knuckles rescuing Benjy the Kangaroo during a particularly wild storm as part of his duty to safeguard the island’s other inhabitants. Though grateful, the youngster asks his protector to “bring back the sky”, learning about eclipses from Knuckles before being air-lifted out of the path of a pack of dingoes rattled by the chaotic weather. Although Benjy’s scared by the harsh winds, the weather calms as the eclipse passes and Knuckles returns the youngster to his mother, happy to “protect and serve” his floating home and all its inhabitants.

Final Thoughts: 
Considering how rushed and short Knuckles’ introduction into Archie’s Sonic the Hedgehog comics was, Sonic & Knuckles was ideally placed to deliver a more comprehensive adaptation of Sonic 3 or the titular videogame (SEGA, 1994), perhaps something again to the French adaptation published in the year prior to this special. Instead, as Archie (and Fleetway, to be fair) often did, the publisher spread elements of Sonic 3 & Knuckles across multiple stories and specials, meaning the best thing about this one-off comic is the cover, which promises a far more enjoyable story than anything contained in its pages. Like Knuckles’ debut story, “Panic in the Sky” takes place almost entirely in one location, which can only be generously described as the Mushroom Hill Zone. Sure, Sonic hops to some giant mushrooms, flies through the sky using a pendulum, and fights Hey-Ho, but there’s basically no substance to any of this and comic does an awful job of bringing this colourful location to life. I again have to assume that Archie’s writers and artists only had access to very limited materials when producing these stories as everything’s presented out of context or radically altered, such as the lava flow and the “Emerald Chamber”, neither of which evoke the same feeling of grandeur as Lava Reef Zone of the Hidden Palace Zone. Dr. Robotnik’s plot to weaponise the Floating Island is an interesting one but it’s ridiculous that Knuckles prioritises attacking Sonic and Tails over wondering why the stars have changed position and his island is so wildly off course! Rather than Sonic and Tails enduring a hazardous trek across Sonic & Knuckles’ recognisable locations, struggling to talk sense into Knuckles and racing to prevent the launch of the Death Egg, we get a nothing burger of a rematch between Sonic and Knuckles and a lame-ass, childishly simple solution to Dr. Robotnik’s plot.

Sadly, the special fails to deliver an enjoyable or visually appealing adaptation of the videogame.

Incredibly, rather than devote all 48 pages to adapting Sonic & Knuckles, Archie’s one-off special wastes the rest of its pages on meaningless solo stories for Knuckles. On the one hand, I don’t mind this as Knuckles was still new to readers (and gamers) at the time and “Fire Drill” does at least take place in Sandopolis Zone. On the other hand, he’s not fighting any of the Badniks or mini bosses from the videogame or exploring its locations in interesting ways. The Sandopolis Zone temple is a far cry from the haunted pyramid of the videogame, which would’ve made for an awesome setting for a story, and “Fire Drill” seems more concerned with introducing some mystery around Knuckles and his shadowy stalker. “Lord of the Floating Island” is, in a word, ridiculous. All this story tells us is that Knuckles is committed to safeguarding the island, which we already knew, and that Archie Comics decided that the Floating Island should have a bunch of other anthropomorphic inhabitants on it rather than Knuckles literally living in isolation. This would be fine if he were doing something interesting, but all he does is save Benjy, recap Dr. Robotnik’s threat, and teach him/us about eclipses. While the art in “Panic in the Sky” is in-line with Archie’s Sonic publication and mirrors the 1993/1994 Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon on which it’s partially based, the other two stories are awful. Knuckles, especially, looks disgustingly off model and his gliding is constantly depicted as flying, which was a common mistake. I appreciated seeing his climbing and super strength on show, but none of the stories are particularly impressive showcases for Knuckles and the entire special feels like a waste of time as the main story is essentially a repeat of Knuckles’ debut story and the other two are a waste of time.

My Rating:

Rating: 1 out of 5.

Terrible

Were you also disappointed by Sonic & Knuckles, its atrocious art, its pointless stories, and its less than half-assed attempts to adapt the videogame? Perhaps you enjoyed this era in the Archie comics and would like tot ell me why when everything is so cheaply done? Which of Archie’s Knuckles stories and/or characters was your favourite and why? Are you celebrating Knuckles’ debut this month? Comment below with your thoughts and support me on Ko-Fi for more Knuckles content!

Movie Night [Sci-Fanuary]: The Running Man (2025)

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January celebrates two notable dates in science-fiction history: “National Science Fiction Day” on January 2 to coincide with the birth of world renowned sci-fi writer Isaac Asimov, and 12 January being when Arthur C. Clarke’s HAL 9000 was created. Accordingly, I dedicate January to celebrating sci-fi in all its forms.

Released: 14 November 2025
Director: Edgar Wright
Distributor: Paramount Pictures

Budget: $110 million
Box Office: $68.6 million
Rotten Tomatoes Scores: 63% / 78%

Quick Facts:
Famed as the undisputed king of the horror novel, Stephen King also adopted the pseudonym Richard Bachman to publish additional books like The Running Man (1982), which became a celebrated Arnold Schwarzenegger vehicle in 1987. Director Edgar Wright saw the chance to remake the story as a passion project and aimed to stick closer to the source material. Wright and star Glen Powell thus ensured that Ben Richards would be portrayed as an “Everyman” rather than an action hero, while Industrial Light & Magic contributed to the visual effects and Schwarzenegger gave Powell his “full blessing”.

The Review:
As a lifelong Arnold Schwarzenegger fan, I’m obviously a big fan of The Running Man (Glaser, 1987). However, that movie isn’t very faithful to the original novella, though the basics are still there. Despite how poor many remakes of classic eighties films can be, I was therefore very excited about this new adaptation, which sticks much closer to the book and thus stands apart from the previous film. As in the 1987 movie and the book, The Running Man is set in a dystopian near future where the United States has become an authoritarian police state that placates its population with non-stop, often lethal gameshows on “FreeVee”. While the top 1% live in lavish luxury in massive hi-tech skyscrapers and barely pay attention in their self-driving cars, working class Joes like Ben Richards (Glen Powell) live in squalor in the slums of Co-Op City. While FreeVee broadcasts game shows where the desperate dregs of society risk their lives for cash, civilians are constantly monitored, tracked, and abused by the corporate media networks who have usurped regular government. In this world, healthcare is all-but inaccessible to Richards, who’s forced to work menial, high-risk and low-pay jobs just to get by while his wife, Sheila Richards (Jayme Lawson), works around the clock as a waitress, forced to endure lewd remarks and patrons just to help cover their bills. For Richards, life is made doubly hard as he’s been blacklisted for his insubordinate attitude, which manifests as a sarcastic, biting wit, spontaneous anger at injustice, and him daring to care about the health and safety of his co-workers. Time and again, Richards has been punished for sticking his neck out for others, finally losing his most recent job for speaking out about the poor radiation controls that threaten to make the workers sterile.

Desperate, rage-filled Richards risks his life in a violent reality show to better provide for his family.

At his wit’s end, with his toddler daughter Cathy Richards (Alyssa and Sienna Benn) suffering from the flu, Richards is forced to try out for one of the network’s game shows, confident that he can earn enough money on one of the less dangerous shows to at least get Cathy some decent medicine. Richards excels at the physical and mental tests he’s put through, showing himself to be a physically capable, resourceful, and intelligent contestant, though his rage and misanthropy at years of being downtrodden see him forced to sign-up to the network’s most dangerous show: The Running Man. Though reluctant as no contestant has ever survived, Richards is ultimately convinced to sign on after meeting slick producer Dan Killian (Josh Brolin), who takes a shine to Richards’ blue-collar background and outspoken nature and even gives him an advance to coerce him. Naturally, Sheila is horrified to learn that Richards will be hunted across the world for the next thirty days, earning cash for each day he survives, each “Hunter” he kills, and constantly at risk of being exposed by bloodthirsty civilians looking to be rewarded for snitching. Though won over by Killian’s silver tongue, Richards is immediately screwed when Running Man host, Bobby Thompson/Bobby T (Colman Domingo), brands him a dangerous criminal and broadcasts falsified information about him and his fellow runners, Jenni Laughlin (Katy O’Brian) and Tim Jansky (Martin Herlihy). Taking advantage of the $1,000 bursary and twelve-hour head start, Richards takes Killian’s advice to “stick with his people” to heart and immediately heads to underground forger Molie Jernigan (William H. Macy) to get some fake identification and supplies. Richards hides in a seedy hotel, following the show’s rules by sending in increasingly frustrated and angered videos of his progress, which are eventually also doctored to portray him as a psychopath when really he’s trying to warn the public about various injustices perpetrated by the network.

While on the run, Richards becomes the unwitting “initiator” of a much-needed revolution.

While Richards is impressively cut here, he’s not a man-mountain like Arnold and gets beaten, bloodied, dirty, and exhausted from constantly being on the run and fighting for his life. Glen Powell makes for a fantastic “Everyman” figure and perfectly captures Ben’s manic energy and tumultuous emotions, with him openly resisting being branded as a martyr by similarly downtrodden folks like Bradley Throckmorton (Daniel Ezra) and Elton Parrakis (Michael Cera) and wishing only to ensure his family’s safety. While Jansky and Laughlin don’t last long, burning through their cash or being far too public, Richards keeps his head down and is aided by Co-Op’s underclass, who reveal the true extent of the network’s propaganda and lies as they’re actively poisoning or killing the populace and either ignoring it or making a show of it. Throckmorton, who anonymously posts videos warning of this, smuggles Richards to Derry, Maine, where he’s further aided by Parrakis, an extreme anti-network activist who believes Richards can spark a violent resistance. The public soon favour Richards, spray-painting “Richards Lives” messages and cheering him as he gets closer to victory, though Elton’s dementia-addled mother (Sandra Dickinson) scuppers the plan to shelter Ben in their fortified home and transport him to a secret underground bunker to wait out the remaining time. While reluctant to be the figurehead of a revolution and alarmed at how crazed some of his allies are, Richards is disgusted by the foul treatment they’ve suffered and enraged when they are executed by association, driving him to embrace his role as a social anarchistic and take unsuspecting citizen Amelia Williams (Emilia Jones) hostage in the finale to show the world just how corrupt the network is.

Directed by Killian, Richards is relentlessly hounded by the sadistic McCone and his Hunters.

Rather than being hunted by colourful and outlandish, muscled-up “Stalkers”, Richards is constantly hounded by the Hunters, an elite group of network assassins led by the mysterious Chief Evan McCone (Lee Pace), the masked icon of The Running Man. While Killian assures Richards that his tapes can’t be traced in the interest of fairness, Richards quickly learns this is a lie (not that the network needs the extra edge as they have eyes and ears everywhere). Despite his best efforts, Richards barely gets a moment to rest as the Hunters advance on each of his locations, haunting Ben’s dreams with paranoid nightmares of himself and his friends and family being slaughtered. Thanks to his quick thinking and wariness, Richards escapes death each time but often by sheer luck, as McCone almost ends him with an errant grenade and Throckmorton’s car is shot up as he smuggles Ben out of Boston. Often disguised as civilians, the Hunters deploy floating cameras to record their kills, waiting for Killian’s cue to make each execution public. When Richards proves as resourceful and stubborn as Killian hoped, Bobby T is forced to spin a narrative of the Hunters being patriotic family men slaughtered by a desperate criminal, which encourages the more susceptible and trigger-happy civilians to target Richards. These antagonists play a much lesser role than in the 1987 film though, as The Running Man takes a page out of King’s book by focusing more on Richards, his desperate attempts to survive, and the social injustices he uncovers. Parrakis jumps at the chance to fry the network’s goons and bludgeon them with his boobytraps, while Richards refuses to play Killian’s game and execute the helpless Frank (Karl Glusman). McCone is a relentless tool of the network, dispassionately torturing and killing his way to his target, whom he grows increasingly frustrated with as Richards refuses to die and is favoured by Killian, who actively protects Ben at times to further boost his ratings.

Outspoken Richards defies the odds and not only survives, but inspires the people to revolt.

This comes to a head when the injured and desperate Richards forces Amelia to drive him to an airfield, bluffing his way onto a jet by claiming to have a powerful explosive. Killian humours Richards, ordering McCone to unmask and stand down so Richards can board the plane before revealing that they’re aware of his bluff. Incredibly, Killian offers Richards the chance to replace McCone and become the star of an all-new show, pitching him a redemption arc so he can cash-in on his newfound superstardom. To motivate Richards to kill McCone and the flight crew, Killian shows him footage of McCone and the other Hunters murdering Ben’s family, driving Richards into an uncontrollable rage that sees him kill the crew and get into a brutal, bloody brawl with McCone, who’s revealed to be a former runner from the show’s first season who took a similar deal after surviving for twenty-nine days. Though grievously wounded, Richards is aided by Amelia after she’s horrified to learn the truth about the network. Ben allows to escape with the only parachute and, facing either being shot down or remote piloted by Killian, tries again to warn the public about the network but is replaced by another incriminating deepfake and seemingly killed. I was honestly shocked that the film retained even this much of the book’s ending, which has unnerving parallels to 9/11, but honestly somewhat disappointed that they didn’t go all-in with a bleak ending that nevertheless inspired true change for this totalitarian world. Still, encouraged by Throckmorton, the public refuse to believe their saviour has died and pro-Richards rallies increase in volume and violence, with even Bobby T walking away from Killian after witnessing the raucous crowd. Emboldened by Richards and the ever-increasing evidence of network deception, the public finally come together in a violent rebellion that sees them trash the Running Man set and Richards, alive and well, publicly execute Killian before reuniting with his family, who also survive in this version of the story.

The Summary:
I had a good feeling about The Running Man from the moment I saw the first trailer. I could tell right away that it was going to be very different to the 1987 film and closer to the source material, and it absolutely was, almost to its detriment at times. Unlike the 1987 film, this version suffers a bit with some pacing issues. Some parts are a bit rushed, then it slows down a bit, then some obvious re-recording of lines is looped in, which can be a bit distracting. However, this was still an enjoyable romp that’s very different from Edgar Wright’s usual work. Glen Powell excelled in the lead role, conveying the perfect balance of manic energy, heart, and underdog (and physical!) appeal that make Richards a fun character to root for. He’s desperate to save his family and wary of helping others but is a decent man deep down who reluctantly inspires a revolution. While the Hunters can’t hold a candle to the 1987 Stalkers, I liked that Richards was constantly looking over his shoulder and against the odds when McCone zeroed in on him. While Killian and Bobby T are somewhat underutilised, this Running Man is firmly focused on Richards and his fight for survival in a hazardous and untrustworthy authoritarian dystopia, and it’s endlessly entertaining and harrowing to watch him narrowly avoid death by the skin of his teeth. I was amazed that the ending stuck so close to the book and somewhat relieved that the film opted for a happier ending, despite how much of a gut punch a bleak ending would’ve been after some of the comical action that had preceded it. Ultimately, The Running Man is a very different beast from its predecessor with a slightly different agenda but, by sticking closer to the source material and delivering explosive action and thought-provoking satire, it more than stands on its own two feet as an entertaining film rather than being derivative or inferior.

My Rating:

Rating: 4 out of 5.

Great Stuff

Did you enjoy this adaptation of The Running Man? Are you glad that it stuck closer to the book or do you prefer the colourful excess of the 1987 film? Did you enjoy Glen Powell’s portrayal of Richards as a down-trodden everyman? Were you disappointed that McCone and Killian didn’t play a larger role, or did you prefer the focus on inspiring a revolution? Does it disturb you that dystopian futures are essentially now our reality? Which Stephen King book is your favourite and how are you celebrating sci-fi this month? Let me know your thoughts in the comments and donate to my Ko-Fi to fund more reviews like this.