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Game Corner [Sonic Month]: Sonic Advance 3 (Game Boy Advance)

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Sonic the Hedgehog was first introduced to gamers worldwide on June 23 1991 and, since then, has become not only SEGA’s most enduring and popular character but also a beloved videogame icon. Thus, in keeping with tradition, I’m dedicating some time to celebrate SEGA’s supersonic mascot.

Released: 7 June 2004
Developer: Dimps / Sonic Team
Metacritic Scores: 79 / 7.9

Also Available For: Nintendo Wii U (Virtual Console, Japan only)

Quick Facts:
When SEGA lost their stake in the home console market, they produced software for their rivals, Nintendo, teaming with Dimps for Sonic Advance (2001), 2D throwback to Sonic’s glory days and a Game Boy Advance best-seller. Following the equally lauded (if difficult) Sonic Advance 2 (2002), Yuji Naka conceived of the third game’s team-up mechanic. Sprite scaling created psuedo-3D rotation effects and the game surprisingly tied in to the under-rated Sonic Battle (Sonic Team, 2003) with its new robot antagonist, “Gemerl”. Like is predecessors, Sonic Advance 3 was met rather warmly, with the new team-up mechanics being widely praised but the level layouts criticised.

Gameplay and Power-Ups:
Unsurprisingly, considering the history of 2D Sonic titles and the previous Sonic Advance series, Sonic Advance 3 is a 2D, sidescrolling platformer in which players race across seven stages (or “Zones”), each with three levels (or “Acts”), collecting Golden Rings to avoid losing a life (and to gain a life once you collect 100) and bashing Badniks to add to your score tally. Like its predecessors, Sonic Advance 3 gives you the option to toggle off the timer, which I’d recommend as the series continues to be stingy with its lives and Sonic Advance 3 substitutes the breakneck speed into bottomless pits from the last game with frustrating surprise hazards, awful enemy placement, and bizarre level geometry that makes Sonic the Hedgehog CD (SEGA, 1993) look well designed! Sonic Advance 3 can also be played on “Easy” or “Normal” difficulties to make bosses easier or harder and players can reconfigure the buttons, though I wouldn’t say there’s a need for this. While each character controls a little differently, being faster or slower and having different jumping heights, they all share some common abilities. Therefore, A always jumps and attacks, B always performs a “Special Attack”, holding the Right trigger always calls your partner to you and allows you to charge and perform a “Tag Action”, and you can pretty much always perform a Spin Dash by holding down on the directional pad and pressing B. All the same power-ups appear in Sonic Advance 3, too, with players getting a speed boost, temporary invincibility, either five, ten, or a random number of Rings, an extra life, being thrust to their maximum speed, being shielded from a single attack, or attracting nearby Rings. This time around, Omochao also appears to give you tips, remind you of the controls, and tell you what stuff does on the hub world. Since there are ten Chao hidden in each Zone, you may need Omachao’s help to find them if you want to enter the Special Stages. Finally, all the usual gimmicks return, such as air bubbles to stave off drowning, springs, boost pads, loop-de-loops, spikes, bottomless pits, and ramps to fly off and perform tricks with R (depending on your team).

Team up characters to change their abilities and perform special Tag Actions.

Yes, like Knuckles’ Chaotix (SEGA, 1995) and Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode II (Dimps/Sonic Team, 2012), and in keeping with the theme of the “real superpower of teamwork!” emphasised in Sonic Heroes (Sonic Team USA, 2003), Sonic Advance 3 features a partner system. Players must make a two-person team, with Sonic and Miles “Tails” Prower being the default team and others being unlocked through the story mode. A second player can even jump in for some co-op action and some combinations have special team names, like Sonic and Amy Rose being “Lovely Couple”. While your partner often disappears from the screen due to the game’s fast-paced action and much of it can be played alone, there are times when it’s beneficial to use Tag Actions to bypass obstacles or reach hidden areas. Also, each team fundamentally alters the gameplay, adding or removing abilities from your characters. For example, Tails can still fly by twirling his tails, Knuckles the Echidna can glide and climb walls, Amy whacks Badniks with her Piko-Piko hammer, and Cream the Rabbit flies and commands her Chao, Cheese, to attack enemies, but these abilities change depending on their partner. Consequently, if you partner Tails with Knuckles, Tails cannot fly and instead performs a Knuckles-like glide; Knuckles’ glide gains a homing attack when partnered with Cream; Amy gains a jumping dash when teamed with Sonic; and Cream can spin Cheese in an attack when teamed with Knuckles. There are pros and cons to this; teaming Sonic with Cream, for example, lets him breathe underwater, but having Amy as a partner often leaves you defenceless when jumping. Holding R to summon them performs a Tag Action, such as blasting you ahead at breakneck speed, flinging you high into the air, having Tails carry you around, launching Knuckles as a projectile or gliding on his back, using Cheese as Cream would, and giving you better jumping options with Amy. It’s an interesting system, with some combinations working better than others (Sonic gains and loses his Insta-Shield, Tails his tail swipe, Knuckles his drill claw, and characters gain or lose their ability to perform tricks depending on their partner) but it’s not required to have specific combinations just to beat the game, so just find what works for you and experiment later when you’re hunting for Chao.

There’s a greater emphasis on platforming in this clunky, colourful title.

While the partner system is somewhat lacklustre, it’s a joy compared to Sonic Advance 3’s awful level layouts. The game’s faster than Sonic Advance but slower than Sonic Advance 2, blasting you along at high speeds but rarely to unfair deaths. This would be great if it didn’t still throw bottomless spits in the worst places, place Badniks and surprise spikes right in your path, and ask you to make leaps of faith into the void. You can swing on poles, dash up slopes, and run across gaps on moving platforms to falling stones (providing your partner doesn’t screw you over!) You hop in cannons, race across twisting paths, slide down (and jump up) waterfalls, fling into the air off bungees, and spring to higher ground using aggravating jack-in-the-boxes that randomly produce spikes! Often, Acts loop around unless you take the correct path, either using a spring, ramp, platform, or if you fall from a higher path, which gets very old very fast. Almost every time you build up speed, a hazard suddenly appears in your path or you run head-first into an insta-death trap, forcing you to slow down and get around them, Sonic Advance 3 features huge stages and, while the checkpoints help, your limited lives are whittled away by the game’s frustrating trial-and-error approach to gameplay. Sometimes, you bounce off balloons, grab rockets, or get fired from a freezing cannon to reach higher areas; often, you’ll be grinding on rails as shortcuts; and you run around spinning wheels or roll into pipes to reach new areas. Some Zones include platforms that carry you across a track, with you either having to duck or jump over hazards or even hop down to a lower platform to progress, and many include switches that temporarily spawn springs or moving platforms. Many Zones feature specific gimmicks, like Ocean Base largely being underwater, Cyber Track having a gravity gimmick that has you running on ceilings, while other mechanics (see-saw platforms and spinning handholds) are commonplace. Sonic Advance 3 forcibly breaks up the action with its annoyingly large hub worlds, which force you to manually enter each Zone and Act, though they also house minigames to break up the tedium. One sees you racing around an enclosed arena to defeat every Badnik, while the other has you hitting switches on a giant capsule to earn points, with players earning a handful of extra lives if they succeed.

Presentation:
Sonic Advance 3 is the visual peak of this spin-off series. The sprite sheets and assets provided loads of content for my old sprite comics and remain the most expressive and visually engaging renditions of these characters, at least in 2D, in my opinion. The team up gimmick adds a bunch of additional animations for the five characters, such as Tails sporting boxing gloves, Cream getting a life ring or an umbrella, Cheese changing sprite depending on who’s using him, and Amy’s hammer changing size and colour. Each has a very cartoony and fun idle pose, new victory poses where they’re running along (with a pseudo-3D effect applied after beating bosses), and the game includes more voice samples, with Doctor Eggman’s “You’re going to pay for this!!” never getting old. The game’s soundtrack isn’t much to shout about, though we do get yet another remix of Green Hill Zone in Sunset Hill. The Chao Garden theme also returns, despite the minigame being sadly absent, and the game utilises more cutscenes. This time, the game doesn’t just use partially animated sprite art and large mug shots of the characters over their speech bubbles but also includes more interactions between the player sprites as they encounter meet during the main story and are unlocked. Despite Dr. Eggman’s newest creation being a copy of Emerl, and players encountering Gemerl several times, no dialogue or cutscenes delve into their shock at seeing him. In fact, the characters don’t refer to Dr. Eggman splitting the world apart either, and no effects of this are seen, which is a bit of a shame as there was a lot of potential in both plots, but especially in the game acting as a quasi-sequel to Sonic Battle.

The colourful visuals and variety are saving graces for this awkward mess of a platformer.

Sonic Advance 3 continues the aesthetic of the last game, which switched from a somewhat blurry and basic 2D recreation of Sonic’s 3D adventures to a more plasticine world. This gives some depth and colour to the environments, though things can get very cluttered and chaotic. Foreground elements are plentiful, backgrounds are deep and busy, and the play area can be so indistinct that it adds to the frustration of surprise hazards. Badniks are ridiculously small, which doesn’t help, and they don’t even release animals when destroyed, just Rings! While I didn’t care for the hub worlds, most Zones are pretty colourful and lively, if a bit barren and overly designed. In a change of pace, players start in a busy highway in Route 99, racing up and down walls and around loops as an egg-shell blue cityscape looms in the background. Sunset Hill actually has more in common with Turquoise Hill Zone and the later Splash Hill Zone than Green Hill, except for some familiar gimmicks, making me wish the developers had worked a little harder rather than relying on nostalgia. Ocean Base somewhat makes up for that, with its nautical theme, wavy water backgrounds, and steampunk/industrial theming. Toy Kingdom is an upgraded Music Plant, featuring big toy construction blocks, fireworks, an ornate background palace, and circus gimmicks like spinning panda cars, balloons, and rockets. It’s all very colourful, but I don’t think this aesthetic suits the franchise. Twinkle Snow veers back to nostalgia, being very reminiscent of Ice Cap Zone and even Ice Mountain Zone, with its aurora borealis and snowy mountain peak aesthetic. I liked the frozen grind rails and icicle spikes, the mine carts, and that the snow slowed you down. Cyber Track echoes Cosmic Angel Zone and Techno Base, apparently taking place in cyberspace, but the Zone is so messy and busy that it ends up looking ugly and being a chore. Finally, Chaos Angel is a riff on Sky Sanctuary Zone and Sonic Advance’s Angel Island Zone, being ruins up in the sky, and is perhaps the most derivative and aggravating area as a result thanks to all the bottomless pits. However, I liked the lightning storm brewing in the clouds, the rolling boulders, and the forgotten ruin aesthetic. This all culminates in a battle before the Master Emerald and, naturally, a final battle in space (albeit set against a cosmic cloud of sorts rather than in orbit).

Enemies and Bosses:
While Buzzer and Spinner appear as returning Badniks, Sonic Advance 3 features an all-new selection of robots to smash. We’ve got little ladybug-like Badniks who wander about like Motobugs, jet-powered sharks who torpedo you at the worst possible moments, exploding penguins, crab-like robots who launch their shells, robot monkeys who toss bombs from trees, eel-like robots who burst from walls, and even a praying mantis Badnik who flings its scythe-like blades! Robot octopi hover overhead on propellers and spit projectiles, snowmen toss snowballs, little toy soldiers march along, robot frogs hop about and shoot their tongues at you, robot moles pop from the ground, and there are even robotic piggy banks and hanging spiders. Unfortunately, all these Badniks are way too small and often blend into the background or are placed in the worst places, making them extremely irritating since they’ll either damage you or send you careening down a bottomless pit! Players will battle Gemerl five times throughout the game, sometimes at the end of an Act 3 and sometimes prior to facing Dr. Eggman. In the first encounter, Gemerl is much like Silver Sonic and simply blasts across the screen; then, he gains a jump and homing attack to recall the Hidden Palace Zone battle with Knuckles. Then, he adds a slow-moving missile that gets upgraded into a full-blown airstrike, before protecting himself with a shield, learning to teleport, and taking a few more hits to defeat. However, what works in the first fight will work every time and he’s more a nuisance than a real threat, at least until the finale. Gemerl pulls double duty here and also gets plugged into Dr. Robotnik’s latest contraptions, occasionally popping out during boss fights but otherwise being a non-factor. Thankfully, the auto-runner bosses of the last game are gone, replaced with standard battles against Dr. Eggman, though they can still be a bit irritating.

Gemerl constantly gets in your way, eventually transforming into a massive mech!

Dr. Eggman tries to crush you in the spring-loaded Egg Hammer 3 (which is quite large and difficult to avoid), tries to run you down in the Egg Ball No.2, with players hopping to a temporary platform to time attacks on his cockpit, before hopping about in his frog-like Egg Foot that you can easily scoot under. The Egg Cube was a touch more threatening thanks to the gaps either side of the platform and its large homing missile, chained mace, and annoying toy soldiers. However, you must hit the cockpit enough times to force it over the edge and you can just to stay up close for an easy win. Things really ramped up with the Egg Chaser, where you desperately hop to falling platforms as Dr. Eggman clambers up an igloo tower. As if the bottomless pit wasn’t bad enough, it’s really easy to slip and you can only damage his craft by having the platforms drop on him, so it’s best to use someone who can fly. The Egg Pinball was also kinda annoying there are disappearing platforms either side of the arena and you must ricochet Dr. Eggman’s balls back at him. The best idea is to avoid Amy since she often removes your spin jump and just spam jump until you randomly hit him enough times. The Egg Gravity was a pain in the ass, too. You’re on this chain-like, spindly platform, and Dr. Eggman’s protected by an electric current and causes the platform hit into the spikes. You must run into the tubes on either side to quickly hit Gemerl’s head, which rams Dr. Eggman into the spikes, but this gets tricker as the battle progresses and things speed up. You then battle the gigantic, looming Hyper Eggrobo, who tries to crush you with his massive hands and temporarily removes platforms from the arena. However, you can hop onto those hands to attack the cockpit, but you’ll have to be quick as the Hyper Eggrobo produces spheres that can be tricky to avoid (but also act as platforms). Finally, Dr. Eggman tries to clap you between the mech’s hands and hit you with a wind-up punch! Grab all the Chaos Emeralds and you’ll battle the true final boss, Ultimate Gemerl, which unexpectedly sees Super Sonic team up with Dr. Eggman! In this fight, you must hold R to charge an attack that sees Dr. Eggman hurled at Ultimate Gemerl, though you’ll have to contend with your Rings constantly ticking down, Ultimate General’s long and spindly arms, his stunning laser, and his missile barrage.

Additional Features:
There are ten Chao hidden in every Zone. Unlike the last game’s Special Rings, these are much easier to find and you only have to find them once, and you can find them with any character. However, tracking them down can be a ball ache and, once you do, you have to replay an Act to find a Special Key, which you must then bring to a Special Spring hidden in the hub world and then you can challenge the Special Stage! Again, you can carry a stock of Special keys but I’ll never understand why the Sonic Advance games overcomplicated the Special Stages so much! Although I never got all seven Chaos Emeralds, I did get five of them, which is more than the last two games. The Special Stages are a vast improvement over their predecessors, but still quite finnicky. You must move the Tornado about a surreal landscape, collecting Ring clusters and hitting speed boosts for multipliers, while avoiding bombs and missiles. Collect all seven Chaos Emeralds and you unlock a special cutscene where Gemerl turns on Dr. Eggman and forces him to team up with Super Sonic to battle Ultimate Gemerl in the true final Zone, “Nonaggression”, which earns the game’s real ending that sees Tails reprogram Gemerl to live with Cream. Beyond that, Sonic Advance 3 offers different languages, a harder difficulty mode, a time attack feature, and a multiplayer mode. I’ve never experienced this but apparently you can play the main game in co-op or take on up to four players in a race to the goal or to find and hold on to a Chao. Clearing Altar Emerald unlocks the game’s sound test, and you’ll also unlock a boss time attack if you get bronze, silver, and gold medals for every Act and boss fight. These medals are awarded for how quickly you beat each Act, which I’m sure is an incentive for speed runners but I wasn’t all that bothered.

Final Thoughts:
As slow, dull, and uncreative as Sonic Advance was, I think Sonic Advance 3 is probably the worst of the series. There’s just enough here to keep it enjoyable and somewhat on par for the franchise, but my God did this game annoy me! I like the idea of the team up mechanic, and I enjoyed that different partners changed how characters played and what abilities they had, but all it really boiled down to was an extra layer of challenge if you pick a shite combination. There are rarely any instances where you need a specific duo, no significant alternative paths afforded to certain combinations, and your partner isn’t even on the screen half the time! It’s just so barebones and lacklustre that it makes me wonder why they bothered since even the Tag Actions rarely add much, especially if you use Tails or Cream to simply fly to where you need to go. The level layouts are also a mess this time around. Zones are a visual cacophony at times, which doesn’t help, with teeny-tiny Badniks and way too many surprise hazards, but the geometry had me running into walls or looping around in frustration. I honestly preferred the high-speed mechanic of the last game to this, which might’ve worked better here given Sonic Advance 3 is a bit fairer with its pits. They still appear and they’re still annoying, but I felt they were less prevalent, likely because the game’s focused more on platforming than racing. The lack of emotional significance given to Gemerl was also disappointing, though I did like the large role he played in boss battles (even if the two-on-one fights against him were quite tame). The lack of a Chao Garden was a shame, and I didn’t like that the game still massively overcomplicates accessing Special Stages (even if I was able to actually play and beat some this time). Ultimately, I feel Sonic Advance 3 failed to (dare I say it) advance the series to a satisfying conclusion as it replaced fast-paced action with muddling platforming and annoying mechanics, ending things of a bit of a downer for what was supposed to be a throwback to Sonic’s 2D glory days.

My Rating:

Rating: 3 out of 5.

Pretty Good

What did you think to Sonic Advance 3? Did you enjoy the team-up mechanic and, if so, which combination was your favourite? What did you think to Gemerl, the battles against him, and the game’s ties to Sonic Battle? Did you also struggle with the level layout and focus on platforming? Were you also annoyed by the annoying requirements to enter the Special Stages? Did you ever collect the Chaos Emeralds and defeat Ultimate Gemerl? Which of Sonic’s Game Boy Advance titles is your favourite and how are you celebrating Sonic’s anniversary this year? Whatever your thoughts on Sonic Advance 3, leave a comment below, support me on Ko-Fi, and go check out my other Sonic content!

Game Corner [Sonic Month]: Sonic 3D Blast / Flickies’ Island (Mega Drive)

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Sonic the Hedgehog was first introduced to gamers worldwide on June 23 1991 and, since then, has become not only SEGA’s most enduring and popular character but also a beloved videogame icon. Thus, in keeping with tradition, I’m dedicating some time to celebrate SEGA’s supersonic mascot.

Released: 8 November 1996
Developer: Traveller’s Tales / Sonic Team
MobyGames Score: 6.9

Also Available For: GameCube, PC, Nintendo Wii (Virtual Console), PlayStation 2, PlayStation 3, PlayStation 4, PlayStation 5, SEGA Saturn, Xbox, Xbox 360, Xbox One, Xbox Series S/X

Quick Facts:
After Sonic became a pop culture icon, SEGA quickly capitalised with spin-off titles. However, costly add-ons for the Mega Drive meant there were in a tough spot when their expensive, cult classic SEGA Saturn, launched in 1994/1995. SEGA struggled to translate Sonic to 3D, leading to the cancellation of the ambitious Sonic X-treme. To fill the void, SEGA ported Sonic 3D, a game intended to be Sonic’s 16-bit swansong, resulting in some much-needed improvements to the title. Impressed by their work with Disney videogames, SEGA approached Traveller’s Tales to develop the game, which was created in just eight months. Inspired by Donkey Kong Country (Rare, 1994), the developers used the tried-and-tested isometric perspective to simulate a 3D environment. Sonic 3D was surprisingly praised for its gameplay mechanics and ambitious visuals, though many criticised the game’s easy difficulty and clunky gameplay.

Gameplay and Power-Ups:
Sonic 3D: Flickies’ Island (as I’ve always known it) advertises itself as Sonic’s first 3D romp but is actually an isometric action game that’s basically a remake of the classic SEGA arcade game Flicky (SEGA, 1984). While many of the traditional Sonic mechanics and tropes remain, the new perspective and focus on rescuing Flickies significantly changes the usual gameplay, slowing the action and putting more emphasis on exploration. As ever, players collect Golden Rings to stay alive; 100 grant an extra life and players get a score bonus at the end of each level (or “Act”). There are no underwater sections in Sonic 3D so there’s no danger of drowning, and (thankfully!) no bottomless pits. Even insta-kill crushing hazards are few and far between, though players must avoid spikes, lava, and slippery ice. There are seven worlds (or “Zones”) to play through, each with three Acts (the third being a boss battle against Dr. Eggman), and no time limit (though, again, players get a time bonus upon competing an Act). From the main menu, players can tinker with the controls but they’re ridiculously simple: two buttons see you perform Sonic’s iconic spin jump to bop Badniks and hop to springs and platforms, while one sees you rev up and blast away with his Spin Dash. Both are quite irksome as Sonic 3D isn’t built for speed and Sonic slips and slides about even on stable ground, and the isometric perspective makes it tricky to judge the angle of your attack. Players can smash monitors to gain additional Rings, a near useless speed boost, an extra life, or a limited invincibility. There are also three shields to find that protect you from one hit: a regular blue shield, an extremely useful red shield that also makes you fireproof, and a gold shield that adds a super helpful homing attack to your jump to easily smash nearby Badniks. Players start with three lives and no continues, but can earn continues by collecting Sonic icons floating above springs; get ten and you get a continue.

Search all around for Flickies, using Zone gimmicks to rescue and safeguard the elusive birds.

Sonic uses boost pads, loops, springs, and special fans to twirl around like a tornado and smash pillars in Rusty Ruin Zone to reach other areas. You must also keep an eye out for cracked walls as these can be Spin Dashed into to access hidden areas. Sometimes, cannons blast you across stages; other times, pipes and teleports blast you across the surprisingly large maps. You’ll need all these gimmicks, and more, to hunt down the Badniks roaming the first and second Acts of each Zone. Unlike in other Sonic games, where bashing Badniks is somewhat optional, it’s mandatory in Sonic 3D as you must collect the Flickies each robot releases. Each Act has up to three areas in it, each with five Badniks (and therefore five Flickies) to find and bring to a Dimension Ring. Flickies trail behind you, giving you extra reach to snag Sonic icons, and are protected by your shields and invincibility, but you lose them if your trail is hit. You must then recollect the Flickies you’ve lost, which can be tricky as each has a different personality. The traditional blue Flickies actively fly towards Sonic or circle around; the pink ones are the same but fly in bigger circles; red Flickies don’t try to find Sonic and are hard to snag due to their large jumps; and green Flickies wander around at random, sometimes avoiding Sonic! Acts can be quite large and have many branching paths or sections, meaning you must often do multiple laps to find all the Badniks and Flickies, though the heads-up display helpfully keeps track of how many you’ve found. When you reach Panic Puppet Zone, the Badniks are empty so you must liberate Flickies from capsules, and every time you bring them to a Dimension Ring, you get a point bonus and activate a transport or path to another section. This mechanic is quite fun, on paper, and adds extra incentive to smash Badniks, but it can get frustrating running in circles looking for Badniks or if your Flickies get separated near dangerous sections. Sonic’s so slippery and sluggish that it makes precise movements difficult, to say nothing of jumps, attacks, and retrieving Flickies being compounded by the isometric angle.

The game’s simple difficulty is compounded by the awkward camera and clunky controls.

This is even more annoying in the many sections where players must jump, spring, or float to shifting or temporary platforms on angled slopes. It’s extremely difficult to angle Sonic correctly, causing you to constantly slip and have to retry, something even more aggravating when you must take a long route back around. Spikes jut from the floor or buzz along the walls, destructible stones reveal lava tiles surrounding shortcut tubes, the floor is often electrified or defending by land mines, and flames burst from the walls or up from lava. Sonic can hop to ballons (if you can angle him right) to avoid many hazards, or float about using floor fans, and high-speed tubes and teleports or hidden passageways will provide shortcuts. Often, areas are defended by turrets that fire laser bolts or rapid-fire projectiles. Some springs are buried beneath destructible snow drifts in Diamond Dust Zone, and you’ll bounce around like a pinball by Spring Stadium Zone’s bumpers and spring tiles. Diamond Dust Zone also features rushing water you must frantically jump across to avoid being pushed into icicles. Spear-like spikes jut from the floor, you’ll sometimes use wall springs or awkward jumps to cross gaps or hop to moving or temporary platforms (thankfully not that often, given the janky perspective), and you’ll be frantically seeking out a red shield in Volcano Valley Zone to safely cross lava and survive the many flaming hazards. Even when floor tiles open, you won’t fall to your death, at least, and the game is mostly pretty easy. It can be aggravating running around looking for Badniks and Flickies, especially in the more confusing Zones like Gene Gadget Zone, and hazards increase as you reach the endgame, but there are no cheap deaths in Sonic 3D. Still, the pacing can be very draining since the areas are so big, and the Badniks only pose a significant threat in Panic Puppet Zone, where you can largely ignore them.

Presentation:
I remember getting Sonic 3D for Christmas as a kid. Back then, I was super excited for it and really enjoyed the new graphical approach, especially as the game ambitiously sticks pre-rendered videos and imaging onto a Mega Drive cart. Unfortunately, Sonic 3D hasn’t aged very gracefully and Donkey Kong Country was never at risk of being surpassed by it. The game makes a bad impression right away, replacing the iconic “SE-GAA!” fanfare with a desperate scream, before treating players to one of the blurriest and most pixelated pre-rendered openings of the era. The pre-rendered stills used in cutscenes are much more effective, and Sonic 3D is one of the few classic Sonic titles to use story text and even dialogue for Sonic in its cutscenes. Players are then dropped into an isometric landscape that is a real mixed bag. On one hand, the environments are somewhat impressive and fun to look at, particularly the outer edges, but the checkerboard floor tiles are ridiculously basic and really distract from the pre-rendered environments. In this regard, the Saturn fares much better, bringing environments to life with much more detail. Sonic looks pretty good and still taps his foot impatiently when left idle, but his sprite is very blurred and indistinct, and he hobbles about like he’s on rollerskates most of the time. Miles “Tails” Prower and Knuckles the Echidna appear as cameos, performing their own idles, which is a nice touch (though Knuckles’s socks are the wrong colour…) and I liked that Dr. Eggman’s crafts show battle damage as you land hits and that the Flickies had distinct personalities. While Sonic 3D recycles some sound effects from Sonic & Knuckles (SEGA Technical Institute, 1994), which is a bit cheap, they’re some of the best, bombastic sound effects in the classic games and the excellent soundtrack, courtesy of Jun Senoue, more than makes up for it. The boss themes and the likes of Green Grove Zone and Panic Puppet Zone, especially, really stood out for me and I’m glad some of the game’s music was repurposed for Sonic Adventure (Sonic Team, 1998) as Sonic 3D has some of the best tunes in the classic games.

As colourful and ambitious as Sonic 3D is, the Saturn version is visually superior.

It’s thus a shame that the Zones are so painfully lacklustre. The action begins in Green Grove Zone, which is essentially just Green Hill Zone in a pseudo-3D style. There are loops, ponds, grassy verges, and hills and dips all around this simplistic sandbox that allows players to get to grips with Sonic 3D’s clunky controls and gameplay mechanics. Things improve with Rusty Ruins Zone, where you explore the ruins of an ancient civilisation, smashing pillars and spotting vases and suits of armour in the moss-encrusted brickwork. This Zone uses a unique mechanic where players must carefully manoeuvre Sonic as he spins like a top, trying not to bounce off walls and into the spinning maces, to break open new areas. Spring Stadium Zone is an isometric rendition of the classic pinball trope, with players being bounced around by bumpers and spring tiles. Balloons help get you to higher ground, spiral tubes blast you around, and there’s far more emphasis on vertical traversal. Diamond Dust Zone is a frozen landscape of snow, freezing cannons, slippery slopes, and rushing water. Sonic can be frozen into an ice cube, must avoid exploding snowmen, and will skid along uncontrollably on ice. Volcano Valley Zone is kind of an isometric interpretation of Lava Reef Zone, featuring painful lava all over, flame bursts, hidden tubes, and elevators you must activate with your Spin Dash. Gene Gadget Zone is one of Dr. Eggman’s mechanical facilities, featuring a mess of tubes and wires, propellers to float you across gaps, energy barriers to dispel with Flickies, and teleporters to disorientate you. Panic Puppet Zone is the heart of Dr. Eggman’s operation, as indicated by his gigantic statue which you must work your way into. Flickies are held in capsules here, conveyor belts must be reversed so you can progress, and there are many annoying slopes with moving platforms on them. Things end up very basic in the finale, which is largely a black void filled with sparkling tiles, and even the Special Stages are disappointingly simple as you just run along a blurring path, the Rings vanishing with no special effect, compared to the Saturn version’s polygon halfpipe challenges.

Enemies and Bosses:
Naturally, Dr. Eggman’s encased the local Flickies into robotic Badniks, the most useless and ineffectual to date! Their primary threat comes from the game’s isometric angle, which makes targeting enemies difficult unless you have the gold shield, as Badniks don’t even fire projectiles until late in the game! Anyway, we’ve got a pretty mediocre affair here, with some recognisable faces tossed in for good measure. The Snake, for example, resembles a Caterkiller; the Bug is not unlike a Motobug; and the Octopus turret is a bit like an Octus. While the likes of Hunter, Shell, and Scorpy have spiked appendages, these are little threat unless you’re at the wrong angle. Mouses are quite fast and tend to wander near hazardous floor tiles, Spiders spit projectiles (but also don’t contain Flickies), and the robotic puffer fish inflate themselves to skewer you, forcing you to properly time your spin attack. Some are less than useless, however, like a Charmy Bee lookalike, defenceless robotic penguins, crocodiles, and dragonflies, and pogo-riding rabbits. Honestly, it’s the various turrets, floor tiles, spikes, and wall defences that give you the hardest time as these cannot be defeated. Most Badniks just wander in a circle or stand still, making them easy targets, but it can be tricky retrieving their Flickies. Naturally, every third Act features a battle against Dr. Eggman. These take place in an enclosed arena with a handful of Rings, but can also contain environmental hazards, like spikes and lava, and the final fights also have multiple phases. Again, the biggest challenge here is getting the angle of your attack right as you can often only attack when Dr. Eggman descends in his craft. Jump too soon and you’re liable to take a hit; jump too late and you might just bounce off without dealing damage.

Angle your jumps just right to smash Dr. Eggman’s pre-rendered crafts.

In the first fight, Dr. Eggman circles the arena and drops a spiked ball that bounces around; you can ram him when he descends to retrieve it. In the second, he hides inside an armoured suit and tries to crush you with stone paws. You must hop to these to ram his cockpit while avoiding pellets from his belly cannon. Spring Stadium Zone sees Dr. Eggman frantically slap his craft’s spiked arms to the floor, making him very difficult to hit due to the deceptive angle. Although he drops exploding snowmen and his craft is protected by freezing appendages in Diamond Dust Zone, this boss is far easier as you’ll destroy his defences with each hit. Volcano Valley Zone’s boss is a bit trickier, despite Dr. Eggman being stationary, due to the travelling flames, the flames bursting from the pipes, and the lava. However, you can stand in one spot and spam your spin attack as long as you keep collecting a Ring. Gene Gadget Zone’s boss is a bit like Quartz Quadrant’s as you’re on a treadmill and must keep running to avoid the wall spikes, while also dodging projectiles, though you still ram his craft to win. Panic Puppet Zone concludes in a three-stage battle, with Dr. Eggman fleeing to lower levels and utilising different attacks each time. You must lure his arms to slam the floor in the first phase, dodge his flames in the second, and frantically avoid the ricocheting bullets in the third, targeting the shoulders of his craft each time and disabling each appendage in turn. If you collect all seven Chaos Emeralds, you’re taken to “The Final Fight”, where Dr. Eggman’s battlecraft uses five different attacks across a looping stage and can only be hit once per section, when it briefly moves forwards. First, you must avoid the lasers shot by his fingers; then, you must dodge dancing flames; then, avoid his slamming spiked hands; he rains missiles in the fourth section, and fires ricocheting projectiles in the fifth. As long as a you hit him each time, you can beat this in two loops, but don’t linger when moving to each section as you’ll lose a life!

Additional Features:
There are loads of Sonic icons to find in Sonic 3D, with many requiring all five Flickies to reach. Ten grant a continue, which aren’t really necessary, but it gives you something else to do as you’re playing. Many areas sport hidden paths, tunnels, islands, or sections containing goodies like extra lives or shields, and you’ll encounter Tails and Knuckles in almost every Act. If you give them 50 Rings, you’ll warp to a Special Stage to challenge for one of the seven Chaos Emeralds, and Sonic 3D offers perhaps the easiest Special Stage in the entire series! You must run across a winding bridge, avoiding mines and collect 50, 100, then 150 Rings to get a Chaos Emerald, which is ridiculously easy to do (though finding Tails and Knuckles can be difficult). Though you won’t unlock Super Sonic, the seven Chaos Emeralds allow you to play “The Final Fight” and see the game’s true ending. If you fiddle with the Mega Drive cartridge, you can legitimately to unlock a level select feature (though a traditional push button code also exists on both this and the Saturn version). When playing on the SEGA Mega Drive Classics (SEGA/D3T, 2018), you can use the Right and Left triggers to rewind and fast forward the game, create and load save states, apply filters and borders, and earn a couple of Achievements.

Official and unofficial re-releases offer additional features alongside the standard true final boss.

If you’re lucky enough to own a SEGA Saturn, Sonic 3D has some additional features. Obviously, this version benefits from improved visuals, particularly in the appearance of the Zones, including textured floors and weather effects. The Special Stages are also completely different, featuring new cutscenes and a polygonal recreation of the iconic halfpipe stages. This version also features an improved and remixed soundtrack, clearer and longer pre-rendered cutscenes, and limits you to collecting one Chaos Emerald per act. However, the most definitive way to play Sonic 3D must be the Director’s Cut ROM hack by Jon Burton. This unofficially official re-release adds a world map so you can replay any Zone or Act, a time attack mode, a level editor, and a password feature to save your progress. Collecting the seven Chaos Emeralds also unlocks Super Sonic when you collect 50 Rings, giving you the benefits of all the game’s power-ups, as well as a score attack mode after attaining 100% completion. Sonic is made faster, the camera is vastly improved, and Sonic only loses one Flicky at a time when hit. As in the Saturn version, you can only get one Chaos Emerald per Zone, Sonic icons are now simply collectibles rather than gifting continues, scrapped Badniks have been programmed back in, and the HUD now flashes to alert you when you’ve lost Flickies. While the game still has its flaws, this is easily the best and most enjoyable way to play Sonic 3D due to the many gameplay and graphical improvements and it really goes to show the potential the game had, and how little effort SEGA often puts into its ports and remasters of the classic titles.

Final Thoughts:
I have a lot of nostalgia for Sonic 3D: Flickies’ Island. My Sonic fandom was at its peak when I first got it and I was consuming Sonic any way I could, so naturally I had to enjoy his newest and most ambitious release yet. And, yet, I remember being disappointed by it even back then. Sure, it uses “3D graphics”, but it limits you to playing as Sonic, the usual fast-paced, action-packed gameplay is gone, and the new mechanics can be laborious at times. The visuals are a mixed bag for me, with some aspects of the Zones being quite impressive and others being very bland. The size of the areas is impressive, until you realise how much backtracking and exploring you have to do, which just drags the game out as you’re shunted about the different areas. Sonic looks okay as a pre-rendered sprite but is so slippery and ungainly that he loses his trademark speed and it’s far too easy to take damage or miss your target due to the annoying angle. I’ve always disliked isometric games for this very reason and, while Sonic 3D isn’t too aggravating with this perspective, some platforming challenges are infuriating because you can’t properly see what you’re doing or where you’re going. I didn’t mind the scavenger hunt for the Flickies, and it was a fun, unique way to reinterpret Flicky (SEGA, 1984) and change up the gameplay, but it gets quite tedious after a while and Sonic 3D doesn’t offer anything to break up the monotony. I like that the game, and its Special Stages, are easy, but you can’t save your progress, so you have to do it all over every time, and it’s barely worth it to get 100% completion. Just about the only think worth mentioning about this disappointing title is the amazingly catchy soundtrack and the incredible work Jon Burton did improving its many flaws years after its release. It’s not a Sonic title I often revisit, and I wish SEGA would port the Saturn version, but Sonic 3D is okay if you haven’t played it before or in a while, just perhaps trying a little too hard to do something different and therefore losing what makes Sonic special in the process.

My Rating:

Rating: 3 out of 5.

Pretty Good

Are you a fan of Sonic 3D: Flickies’ Island? Which version did you grew up with, which do you think is superior, and have you ever played the Director’s Cut ROM hack? What did you think to the Flicky rescuing gimmick and isometric perspective? Were you also a fan of the soundtrack? Did you ever collect the seven Chaos Emeralds and see the true ending? Which Sonic spin-off is your favourite and how are you celebrating SEGA’s mascot this month? Let me know your thoughts on Sonic 3D in the comments, support me on Ko-Fi, and go check out my other Sonic content.

Game Corner: [Dinosaur Day]: Turok: Dinosaur Hunter (Xbox Series X)

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Sixty-five million years ago, dinosaurs ruled the Earth. These massive beasts existed for about 180 million years before a cataclysmic event left them mere fossils. Fittingly, “Dinosaur Day” gives dino fans an ample opportunity to pay homage to these near-mythical titans.

Released: 28 February 2021
Originally Released: 4 March 1997
Developer: Nightdive Studios
Original Developer: Iguana Entertainment

Metacritic Scores: 85 / 8.0
Also Available For: Nintendo 64, Nintendo Switch, Nintendo Switch 2, PC (Original Release); Nintendo Switch, Nintendo Switch 2, PlayStation 4, PlayStation 5, Xbox One, Xbox Series S (Remaster)


Quick Facts:
Based on the Valiant Comics revival of Dell Comics’ Turok, Son of Stone, Turok: Dinosaur Hunter came about after Acclaim Entertainment purchased Valiant in 1994. The fifteen-person team developed Turok as a first-person shooter (FPS) to showcase the power of the Nintendo 64. A critical and commercial success, Turok impressed at the time and spawned sequels and spin-offs of varying quality before being remastered for modern consoles to largely positive reviews.

Gameplay and Power-Ups:
Turok: Dinosaur Hunter is an early FPS title for the generation-defining Nintendo 64, actually the first FPS game developed for the system and, as such, set the bar for future FPS games released for the console (to the point where Turok’s control scheme was often a default or alternative for other shooters). Naturally, Turok takes a lot of inspiration from Doom (id Software, 1993) for its gameplay and controls, with  players assuming control of Tal’Set, the titular Turok (despite the original Nintendo 64 version depicting his successor, Joshua Fireseed), and journeying across eight levels (nine, if you include the hub world) to oppose the mysterious Campaigner’s plot to tear apart reality with his techno-organic army of dinosaurs and other minions. The game’s controls are entirely customisable, and I’d recommend tweaking them to your liking. For example, I set the “bindings” to have the Right Trigger attack with Turok’s current weapon, A to jump, and the Left and Right Bumpers switch weapons. I had X toggle between ammo types (where available), Y bring up the surprisingly useful wireframe map, and set the run toggle to the right directional pad. There’s no reloading in Turok, though you can tweak the settings to set whether or not you automatically switch weapons upon acquiring new ones, change the colour of the blood, toggle Turok’s head bob, and toggle various sound and graphic effects (such as draw distance and fog). Turok offers a “Training” mode for you to get accustomed to the gameplay, which mainly sees you exploring levels cutting down respawning enemies, collecting various keys, and tackling one of the worst affronts to FPS gameplay ever conceived: first-person platforming! Although this is a remaster of the classic Nintendo 64 game, Nightdive Studios haven’t implemented modern quality of life features like save states or rewinds, so you’ll still be relying on extra lives (acquired by collecting 100 Life Force points) and rare checkpoints and manual save points scattered across each level.

Shoot, jump, and explore to track down elusive keys in the classic but clunky FPS title.

Turok’s reasonably durable and can partially or fully recover his health with various pickups and can even permanently extend it by collecting “Mortal Wounds” that randomly drop when you kill enemies with your knife or basic arrows. “Spiritual Invincibility” temporarily makes you invincible and slows enemies, “Tek Armour” grant additional armour points, and backpacks increase how much ammo you can carry. Turok can (awkwardly) swim and climb vine walls and ladders; while he doesn’t take fall damage, he will be hurt by lava or boiling tar pits, and you lose a life if you plummet down a pit. This respawns you from your last checkpoint, though any collectibles and non-respawning enemies helpfully stay gone. Turok utilises a wide array of weapons, starting with a simple knife and a bow that fires regular and “Tek Arrows” that explode on contact. You quickly grab a pistol, a shotgun, and a fairly useless assault rifle. The automatic shotgun later became my default weapon, especially when you acquire explosive shells, while the minigun is great for shredding larger enemies. The rapid-fire pulse rifle is a far better alternative to the assault rifle, the grenade launcher is decent for blowing up enemies from a distance, and you even get a heavy-duty quad rocket launcher that’s best saved for bosses. Search around enough and you’ll find an alien weapon that fires explosive energy bursts, a shockwave cannon, and the ridiculously powerful particle cannon, though these all have very limited ammunition. Every level also hides part of the legendary “Chronoscepter”, the ultimate weapon that you’ll only complete right before the final boss and which decimates anything caught in its blast radius. Although ammo is plentiful, it’s usually best not to kill most enemies as they quickly respawn and most can just be avoided. However, there are times when you’re forced to defeat all enemies in a given area to lower barriers or raise platforms. It’s also worth noting that hazards like falls, falling boulders, and even some enemy attacks hurt your enemies, and also that some areas are rigged with flame bursts, spike pits and traps, wall lasers, and heavy cannons.

As if hazards and tough enemies weren’t bad enough, platforming becomes challenging as you progress.

Although things start fairly linear, later levels become much larger or more maze-like, which can leave you running in circles frantically searching for the right path. The map helps but it can be difficult following it when dealing with the respawning enemies. Each level contains several keys that must be found to unlock levels from the hub and these can be easily missed, meaning you must replay previous levels to hunt them down. The pause menu tracks which ones you’re missing and they’re fairly easy to spot, either being out in the open, across short jumps, or accessed via obvious alternative paths. Teleporters transport you across levels, pressure switches lower gates, raise paths, or open doors, and you must occasionally race from a switch to a door before it closes. Turok is littered with aggravating platforming challenges that start relatively safe (you’ll drop to water or a lower level if you fall and must climb back up to try again) but quickly become very tricky as you’re jumping to moving or extremely narrow platforms over lava or bottomless pits. The longer you hold the jump button, the further Turok jumps, and it can help to look down before you jump, but these platforms and columns eventually become so small that it’s very anxiety-inducing jumping to them. When on the Ruins level, you must jump to ledges so narrow they’re barely distinguishable from the rest of the environment or you must take running jumps from tiny platforms and will be frustrated by failure. The Lost Land sees you hopping to stone columns that rise and fall, making jumps difficult to judge while the Ancient City are more labyrinthine, offering higher paths and tunnels to goodies or shortcuts, and containing various doors and narrow corridors where enemies skulk around every corner. Blue portals also spawn all over, transporting you to relatively safe bonus areas where you must hop to or cross various platforms to stock up on ammo or Life Force points, though these are entirely optional.

Presentation:
I remember the original Turok. I think everyone had a copy on Nintendo 64 back in the day. It was a foggy mess whose environments popped in from the murk and your vision was largely obscured when underwater. Thankfully, this remaster fixes most of that but there’s still a lot of fog. The Treetop Village employs it as a gameplay mechanic, however, as you’re high up in villages built around giant trees, watching as gigantic Brontosauruses stomp around you. Fog also obscures much of the Ruins level to make jumps to narrow ledges or wooden platforms even more troublesome and there’s a murky haze in the Lost Land that’s explained by the volcanic activity. Surprisingly, and disappointingly, there’s no story in Turok, not even some text setting the stage. You get no in-game context behind anything, no ending beyond watching Tal’Set escape the Campaigner’s exploding citadel, and no introductory sequence beyond Tal’Set dramatically shooting an arrow at the title screen. Even the old instruction manual was light on context, which is a shame as even Doom had some text to set the scene. You rarely see Tal’Set during gameplay unless you mess up, then you’re treated to various fun death animations (if enabled), but you do hear him grunt and scream when attacked and loudly proclaim “I am Turok!” when you earn an extra life. Turok’s music is a largely forgettable mixture of tribal sounds, ambient noises, and thumping bass. I did like the growls and screeches of unseen animals lurking in the jungle and appreciated the sounds of enemies teleporting in, which kept me moving at a steady (if often frantic) pace. You’ll often see wild boar, deer, and monkeys wandering levels that can be attacked for extra health, fish in the water, and blood will splatter with each attack. Enemies have some fun death animations, like slowly choking to death as arterial spray juts from the necks or blowing to pieces when you fire grenades at their bodies.

Sadly, the lack of story and visual variety drags the game down and the visuals remain as murky as ever.

Sadly, there’s not much visual variety to Turok. You start in the hub, which is a dense, linear jungle area consisting of various crumbling ruins, water pools, narrow canyons, and bottomless spits. This leads directly into the first level, the Jungle, which is mostly the same and establishes that you must find keys, press switches, and defeat waves of respawning enemies. The Jungle introduces log bridges, abandoned settlements, and that the Tek Arrows can blow up certain areas. You’ll venture into narrow, twisting caverns, wade or dive into water, and hop across some simple gaps as a taste for things to come. The Ancient City takes the jungle assets and muddies them up, placing more emphasis on vaguely Aztec ruins, temples, and structures made from dilapidated stone. The Ruins up the emphasis on platform as the level is based almost entirely around a cliffside area, with twisting log platforms winding around stone columns, narrow rope bridges threaten to drop you to your death, a maze of pillars, and various waterfalls and flooded areas. When in the Catacombs, things become more restrictive and maze-like as you avoid boiling tar and press switches to open various doors, dodging blade gears, raiding tombs, and being surprised when the brutish Pur-Lins burst through the stone walls. This ancient tomb also sees stone panels breathe fire at you, has you climbing blocky walls, and sees you pressing a specific switch to drain water and open a new area. The Treetop Village was surprisingly impressive, despite the fog, as you’re suspended high above, fighting past wooden huts, making numerous jumps to narrow cliff ledges, and battling waves of enemies against a thunderstorm backdrop. The Lost Land is a largely barren hellscape full of volcanos, lava pits, and the Campaigner’s heavily guarded, futuristic citadel. This level features some of the trickiest platforming as you hop to floating platforms and to extremely narrow columns, and narrow corridors within the highly advanced citadel that represents the game’s busiest location. It all gets a bit samey, however, as the same jungle environments, caverns, cliffsides, and ruins and recycled across each area, meaning many levels lack a strong visual identity.

Enemies and Bosses:
The Campaigner’s forces are many and varied, ranging from humanoid to dinosaur to alien warriors. You’ll encounter aggressive natives who wield knifes, pistols, spears, and shotguns, with some tossing grenades or unloading with assault rifles. These are upgraded to cyborgs in the Final Confrontation, with their shotgun-wielding commanders being notably durable. Demonic humanoids also appear, with their priests being particularly annoying as they launch fireballs and lightning and can take a lot of shots to put down, while their skeleton-painted minions spit darts. Acid-spitting, man-eating plants later appear, extremely annoying beetles and gremlin-like Lurkers hop around the various caverns, and giant prehistoric dragonflies flitter about in the skies of the Lost Land. You’ll also encounter giant grabs in the fetid sewers of the Campaigner’s citadel, giant burrowing sandworms, and heavily armoured battle robots who boast minigun arms and quad rocket launchers. The hulking Pur-Lins are smartly positioned like mini bosses, dropping in to guard keys, switches, or gates. They also produce a shockwave, launch fireballs, and tumble into you when downed so it’s best to keep your distance, especially if you’re near a pit. Various cybernetically enhanced, frog-like aliens also appear, firing plasma shots, flying with a jetpack, and occasionally initiating a self-destruct. You’ll also encounter voracious Utahraptors who bite, swipe, and jump kick you, slower Dimetrodons wander about snapping at your heels, and enemies will ride Triceratopses in the Lost Land. Like later Dimetrodons and Utahraptors, these are cybernetically enhanced, boasting miniguns and grenade launchers, which can make these usually simple (if annoying) enemies much more formidable as they’re packing serious heat!

The gigantic and powerful bosses are impressive but sadly in short number.

Although Turok boasts eight levels, there are only five bosses to contend with so the battle robots, Pur-Lins, and Triceratopses often act as mid- or end guardians. When you do fight bosses, they boast a health bar and you respawn in the boss arena if you die, which is super helpful. You may encounter some bosses out of order depending on what keys you have, but you’ll most likely fight the Longhunter first. This is a two-stage battle that first sees you attacked by two Humvees that race around firing machine guns and rockets and ram into you if you get too close. Once they’re gone, the Longhunter rolls about firing plasma shots and tossing a boomerang-like razor blade that’s tricky to avoid. Oddly, the gigantic Mantis was a far easier fight despite it being much larger and having better attacks. The Mantis leaps about, destroying walls and spitting corrosive acid that lingers for a short time. It also swipes with its bladed arms and eventually flies about dropping gunk or scrambling about on the ceiling and firing explosive shots, though I did pretty good with the minigun and pulse rifle. After clearing out the aliens, cyborgs, and hulking robots littered throughout the Campaigner’s futuristic citadel, players area teleported to a circular arena and fight a titanic, cybernetically enhanced Tyrannosaurs rex named “Thunder”. A fast, huge enemy, Thunder quickly stomps towards you and will decimate your health if it bites you. If you stay back, Thunder produces a shockwave off a leap and breathes fire, eventually sweeping the arena with is laser eye as your attacks destroy its mechanical parts. Thankfully, you’re given a save point and loads of gear prior to battling the Campaigner, who frantically teleports about, hides behind an energy shield, and unleashes a barrage of enemy projectiles. He also attacks with an axe-like club and can restrict your more powerful weapons if they’re used, though the Chronoscepter drains huge chunk of his help if you have it and if you can get a clear shot.

Additional Features:
There are a paltry ten Achievements up for grabs in this remaster of Turok, with one being awarded each time you defeat a boss and when you complete the game on any difficulty. You’ll get another if you collect enough Mortal Wounds, another for killing three enemies at once with the knife (I recommended doing this against the beetles), and another for clearing the “Training” mode and assembling the Chronoscepter. Although the game has four difficulty modes, you’re better off sticking to “Easy” unless you really need a greater challenge, and there’s little point in jumping into the blue bonus portals unless you’re really low on resources. There are a bunch of secret areas to discover, which generally yield additional health or weapons, and finding them all grants you another Achievement. Though there’s no multiplayer option, there is a time trial mode that gifts another Achievement if you beat it fast enough. You can input a bunch of cheat codes to gain infinite lives, all weapons and keys, big head mode, invincibility, and more, however they disable the Achievements.

Final Thoughts:
Like I said, it seemed as though everyone owned Turok: Dinosaur Hunter back in the day, and that includes me. However, this is the first time I’ve ever legitimately beaten the game much less played through it from start to finish. I used to just mess around with cheats, blowing enemies up with the Chronoscepter and skipping to the bosses, so it was nice to finally sit down and play it. Sadly, Turok hasn’t aged well, despite the graphical and performance enhancements made to this remaster. It’s a very barebones FPS, even with the emphasis on exploration to find all the keys and Chronoscepter pieces. You’ll mostly see the same enemies in every level, the same assets recycled into tougher challenges, and repeat the same gameplay loop of shooting, pressing switches, and teleporting about until you reach the end. The game is disappointingly light on story, even for an FPS title or an early Nintendo 64 release, and I found myself holding back from using most of the heavier weapons as I wanted to save them for the bosses, only for bosses to be extremely rare and such bullet sponges that you quickly exhaust your best ammo. I really liked the cybernetic dinosaurs and wish these had been more prominent, with less humanoid enemies and more prehistoric or alien enemies to lean into the game’s unique setting. The environments also really needed more visual variety. The jungle setting and Aztec ruins are fine for the first two levels, and I loved the atmosphere of the Treetop Village, but the futuristic, alien aesthetic should’ve been incorporated more prominently, perhaps with crashed alien craft or outposts set up by the Campaigner in each area. The lack of multiplayer is a surprising omission given how popular “Deathmatches” were back then and the focus on FPS platforming really drags Turok down. It’s a fairly unique gimmick, for sure, but FPS platforming is never fun and some of the jumps are ridiculously finnicky and frustrating. Therefore, while Turok: Dinosaur Hunter may be a Nintendo 64 classic and have a place in the history books, it’s largely inferior to other FPS titles from yesteryear even with its bizarre enemies and setting.

My Rating:

Rating: 2 out of 5.

Could Be Better

Did you own Turok: Dinosaur Hunter on the Nintendo 64 back in the day or was this your first time discovering it? Did you ever read the Valiant comics? Were you also annoyed by the finnicky, first-person platforming? Did you also find the levels lacking in visual variety? Did you ever construct the Chronoscepter and defeat the Campaigner? Which Turok videogame is your favourite and how are you celebrating Dinosaur Day this year? Whatever your thoughts on Turok: Dinosaur Hunter, and dinosaurs in general, leave them below and donate to my Ko-Fi if you want to see more Turok content.

Game Corner [Turtle Tuesday]: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutants Unleashed (Xbox Series X)

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Since Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TMNT) first appeared in May 1984, they’ve achieved worldwide success thanks to many influential cartoons, videogames, and action figures.

Released: 18 October 2024
Developer: Aheartfulofgames
Metacritic Scores: 66 / 4.6

Also Available For: Nintendo Switch, PC, PlayStation 4, PlayStation 5, Xbox One, Xbox Series S

Quick Facts:
Following Michael Bay’s monstrous reimaginings, Nickelodeon partnered with Seth Rogan and Jeff Rowe on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem (Rowe, 2023), a visually impressive box office success. Mutant Mayhem was accompanied by this tie-in videogame, which was marketed as a direct follow-up and bolstered by downloadable content (DLC). While the visuals and writing were praised, the game’s performance was heavily criticised.

Gameplay and Power-Ups:
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutants Unleashed is a direct follow-up to the surprisingly energetic and entertaining 2023 animated movie of a similar name and directly follows the events of that film, with mutants like the TMNT living freely in New York City. However, when the malevolent Techno Cosmic Research Institute (TCRI) sends mutants into a frenzy with a pheromone harvested from anthropomorphic chameleon Cammy, players must journey through the sewers, subways, and rooftops to subdue the threat and find a cure. Unlike most TMNT videogames, Mutants Unleashed only offers single or two-player co-op and, as far as I can see, there are no team-based attacks on offer (though you can compete for letter grades). The TMNT all share the same basic controls and are somewhat differentiated by their weapons and gameplay. Raphael, for example, seems slower and has a shorter reach, Michelangelo seems much faster, Donatello has great reach, and Leonardo seems like an all-rounder. Combat is extremely simple, with players unleashing basic combos by tapping X (or holding it for a stronger attack) and performing a stronger dash attack with Y. You can string these buttons together for more elaborate combos, but mashing X or Y generally does the job. Players jump with A, double jumping by pressing it twice, and run by holding the Right Trigger. This allows you to wall run, hop to pipes to skate across gaps or areas, and perform additional attacks. You hold B to block or tap it when indicated to dodge roll from enemy attacks, unleashing a powerful counter with either X or Y (though these can leave you vulnerable). As ever, pizza restores your health, though you must restart the mission if you fall in battle as there’s only ever a checkpoint before a boss battle, which can get aggravating.

Mindless combat, aggravating controls, and frustrating hit detection drag this game down.

Pizza and other temporary power-ups, like fizzy drinks that increase your attack power, are dropped by enemies or found in destructible objects. You can hit explosive barrels to damage enemies (though these also blow up in your face!), knock them off rooftops and into water (both of which damage you as the TMNT can’t swim!), and use environmental hazards like speeding subway trains to hurt enemies. As you complete missions and collect VHS tapes, you’ll earn experience points (XP) to spend upgrading characters in their sewer lair, adding additional moves to their arsenal. You can also increase their maximum health, their damage, and how fast and long the assist gauge raises by finding hidden ooze canisters. You can also find arcade tokens to spend on single-use items that, for example, refill your health when it’s drained but, to get the most out of each character, you must chat to various non-playable characters (NPCs) to offer encouragement, guest star on podcasts, and complete combat and time trial missions for additional XP and rewards. As you dish out damage, the assist gauge fills and allows you to call in another character to assist you using the Left Bumper, either by attacking enemies or spawning pizza and fizzy drinks. I found these extremely temperamental as most have a short range, cutscenes cancel them out, and you must smash crates to get the power-ups rather than them just appearing. Donnie, Mikey, and Raph also have unique special abilities: Donnie stuns enemies with a camera flash, Mikey automatically twirls his nunchaku, and Raph briefly enters “Rage Mode” after a successful dodge and counterattack. Again, I had trouble with these, and they weren’t as intuitive as I’d like. The game is also extremely finnicky with its lock-on and camera, which makes platforming a chore, combat a hectic mess at times, and often sees you taking a plummet or being bashed about and forced to frantically mash B to get up before you’re stun locked.

Alongside the endless combat, you’ll be exploring the same locations helping NPCs with their troubles.

Mutants Unleashed uses an odd time-based mechanic where some missions must be completed within a certain number of days. Time passes as you chat with NPCs and complete tasks, like running obstacles courses to deliver pizzas for Bebop, Rocksteady, and Ray Fillet, battling enemy waves as part of Splinter’s training regime, and hunting down “contagious” enemies. I’m not sure what the penalty is if you miss the deadline for a mission as I completed them all on time, but it was frustrating being limited by this mechanic. Most of these sub-missions involve revisiting the same areas and battling the same enemies but in different configurations and contexts, though you do unlock additional apps for your smartphone, such as a monster finding game and fun stickers to virtually place on people’s heads! When in story-based missions, you quickly see everything Mutants Unleashed has to offer as you visit the same locations over and over, sometimes at night or in reverse, with little variation beyond tougher enemies. You can make enemies more manageable by passing time on the world map and even run past most of them unless you’re forced into a fight. Environmental hazards like electrical pylons and live wires, giant fans, sticky oil, and moving or bouncy platforms can really mess up your combat especially as it’s easy to get snagged on the environment. Occasionally, the mindless action is broken up by the odd zip wire or autoscrolling section, with you often battling through (and on the roof of) subway trains or hopping to various vehicles on a busy highway (extra dangerous given the janky camera and controls!) You’ll hop to submerged shipping containers (some of which sink), run across collapsible wooden planks, jump to rooftops and giant fans over dangerous sewer water, and occasionally chase the TMNT’s infected mutant allies (though this is merely a ploy to lead you to the same platforming and combat sections). Mutants Unleashed can be surprisingly frustrating even when you’re at full power. The TMNT can be pummelled to death quite easily if you’re not careful and the lack of checkpoints gets especially frustrating in the late game, where enemies are naturally more formidable.

Presentation:
Mutants Unleashed does a fantastic job of mirroring the art style and action of Mutant Mayhem, a fact helped by the four leads being voiced by the same teenage voice actors from the movie. The graphics adopt a sketchbook-like, cel-shaded style that mimics the unique presentation of the film and adds some interesting touches to the action, such as scribbles for shadows and character outlines when they’re obscured. This comes to a head in the endgame when Cammy riles the “Mewbies” into a mob, with the rioting crowd represented by shifting, distorted, potentially 2D art, which is a nice touch. Comic book style sound effects and cutaways add to the combat, though the voice samples do get quite repetitive. I did like that the TMNT chat with each other and their allies to progress the plot, though I wasn’t expecting the game to focus so heavily on NPC interaction. Each character has an NPC they interact with alongside the team helping their other allies in various ways. Leo gets leadership and self-confidence pointers from shifty influencer Toby, Raph helps a disabled swimmer get back on form, Mikey guests on a podcast, and Donnie helps a young, drone enthusiast. You also snap pictures of graffiti and learn about art from Mondo Gecko, help budding reporter April O’Neil chase leads, watch movies with Splinter, and play dance rhythm games (in cutscenes…) with Wingnut. Each area changes as you progress and explore, with different NPCs in the background or changing entirely, such as scientist Sai Modi being forced from his laboratory and Bebop and the others temporarily relocating their pizza business. The TMNT have some fun banter with each other, with Raph surprising the others with his knowledge of various animals after binge-watching nature documentaries and the others mocking Leo for his crush on April. Mutants Unleashed is surprisingly long, too, with a lot of cutscenes to sit through (which you can thankfully skip), which is very unusual for a videogame tie-in to a movie.

Although the game captures the aesthetic of the movie, its locations are extremely repetitive.

Sadly, as good as the presentation is, it’s very visually repetitive. Between missions, you wander about the TMNT’s cramped sewer lair, upgrading characters or engaging with Splinter, before choosing your next mission from the world map. Almost every mission has you venturing to the city streets from either the sewers or the subway, hopping across various rooftops, or visiting the docks. These areas have many variations, with the subways tunnels sometimes being active, flooded, or you fighting through moving trains and the rooftops being at different times of the day, but it all gets very old very quickly. Sometimes, you revisit an area backwards (meaning you start at where you exited before and head right instead of left) or at different times of the day, or tougher enemies and new hazards appear. These are usually giant fans that blow you into the water, bouncing washing lines, or more water and bottomless pits. Areas are pretty well detailed, for the most part, with the city streets being an obvious standout. You’ll see businesses, graffiti, alleyways, overground trains, and sewer pipes all around and it can be fun veering off the painfully linear path to explore or wasting time in the skate park. Some missions see you stuck in claustrophobic interiors, such as the abandoned movie theatre, the cramped shopping mall, or the hazardous TCRI facility, where pistons threaten to crush you or push you into spiked walls. Other times, you’re attacking generators to briefly disable electrical hazards around construction sites, desperately avoiding the rushing tarmac on the highway, or clambering to piles of shipping containers or disused boats. Mutants Unleashed eventually adds a bit more variety, such as snow or you battling across the wreckage of the Brooklyn Bridge. In the endgame, you venture into TCRI airships, grinding around the wings and smashing consoles inside, before storming their main facility, battling hordes of the game’s worst enemies and smashing power nodes to stop them pumping out the madness-inducing pheromone.

Enemies and Bosses:
Mutants Unleashed has you striking down waves of Mewbies, bizarre anthropomorphic animals driven crazy by TCRI’s pheromone. While you are forced to fight waves of them, as indicated by the anime-like cutaways and annoying focus on nearby groups, others can simply be avoided (which I would recommend). Although the same Mewbies pop up all throughout the game, each has different variants and they’re all aggravating in different ways. Crabapults are the most common, weakest enemy and even they can protect against your attacks by hiding in the bins strapped to their backs and toss rubbish from a distance that always seems to hit! Later, defeating them sees a smaller variant linger about, which was very frustrating as they also always seemed to do damage. Rumblebees are also very common and can be tricky to hit with your mid-air attacks. They swoop at you, attack with their boxing gloves, and later swing chainsaws or emit a damaging gas cloud and even explode upon defeat! The luchador-like El Hippo takes quite a pounding before going down and charges up a punch or especially annoying charge that send you flying, or performs a belly drop that homes in on you to make dodging it even more frustrating. Fin Harris attack with tridents, charging a dash and sometimes protecting themselves with an electrical field, while the bulky Eel-A-Watts also employ a body slam alongside a devastating laser cannon! Zebrakens can be ridiculously annoying as they can snag you with their extendable, crab-like pincer; Rock N Moles pop up from below, sometimes sporting drill-like noses or unleashing a soundwave; and Roller Blade mantises quickly dash about on roller skates. I found the worst enemies were the Roaster Fish and Maul Tusks. Roaster Fish weild flamethrower-like blowtorches and nail guns that constantly knocked me out of the air, sent me flying, or hit no matter where I was; and they teleport, too! Maul Tusks are mutant snails that swing massive mallets to decimate your health bar or unleash a barrage of rockets, sometimes being protected by forcefields and fought in small areas where you either can’t dodge or get snagged on the environment!

Bosses can be an uphill battle thanks to some odd perspectives and cheap exploits.

Despite Mutants Unleashed featuring a world map and many side missions, the story follows a linear path, and you battle the TMNT’s crazed mutant friends in a set order, often after chasing them or cleaning up their messes. As is common in TMNT videogames, your first boss battle is against the duo of Bebop and Rocksteady, who take it in turns battling you in a mosh pit. Rocksteady tries to gore you, though gets stunned if you trick him into running into the walls, as Bebop tosses grenades from the DJ deck, while Bebop fires a laser from his ghetto blaster and tosses those same grenades as Rocksteady fires flames. After besting both, they attack together, which can be a tough fight even with pizzas being flung into the arena (I recommend focusing on Rocksteady first). The first fight against Genghis Frog is merely a teaser as he quickly flees after a short battle. When you fight him in the water treatment facility, his axe game is much improved, with him swinging it wildly and in an overhead arc. When he hops to the background, you must trick him into snagging explosive barrels with his tongue and pummel him when he’s stunned. Leatherhead was a much trickier boss as you must sneak around her lair from a quasi-overhead perspective, avoiding making noise or being spotted or she basically immediately kills you with her shotgun. Instead, you must follow glowing cables to a generator that must be attacked to temporarily blind her, and then do this again but without visual indicators. When you finally confront Wingnut at the cinema, she’s fought on a 2.5D plane before the movie screen and attacks from above, swooping low before landing and firing energy waves both high and low. After enough hits, she adds a bombardment of flaming projectiles to her arsenal, but her attacks are easily telegraphed so she’s not too difficult to beat if you time your jumps properly.

Turbo Cammy represents the game’s toughest, cheapest boss challenge due to some awful mechanics.

When Mikey also turns feral, he’s temporarily removed from the playable roster and you must track him to the city streets. Although he’s fast and seems to boast all his regular attacks, Mikey was the easiest boss battle and went down in no time. At first, this is true for Cammy, who you fight a few times amidst the rioting Mewbies. Each time, I hit her enough for her to flee and tag in her minions, so I never saw her use a single attack. After she joins the TMNT in opposing TCRI, Cammy’s mutated into the far more monstrous and formidable “Turbo Cammy”, who’s fought in three phases (with no checkpoints). Turbo Cammy first attacks with claw swipes, a big stomp, and turns invisible, which is pretty manageable. She then uses her extendable tongue, adds a charge attack, and leaps across the wrecked bridge to crush you. Finally, she spews ooze, spitting at you, and adds faster combos to her arsenal. Luckily, your allies toss pizza to help, but this was a gruelling boss battle as I kept getting stun locked, caught on the environment, or tossed about due to the dodgy lock-on gimmick! After Cammy seemingly dies, Leo’s ally Toby is revealed to be a traitor and is fought in a giant, distinctly Krang-like mech aboard a TCRI airship. This was a much easier boss battle as it’s ridiculously easy to avoid his missile barrage, sweeping lasers, and jet powered drop. Even when Toby regenerates his health for the second phase and adds more lasers, a flying attack, and a punch combo, it’s super easy to get behind him and pummel him into submission, especially if your TMNT are fully upgraded.

Additional Features:
Twenty-seven Achievements are up for grabs in Mutants Unleashed, with one awarded every time you defeat a boss, upgrade a character, or reach maximum friendship with each NPC. You’ll snag another if you find all the “DigiMutants” using the smartphone app, photograph every piece of graffiti, and locate all the ooze cannisters to max out your health, damage, and assist gauge. Even playing casually, you should manage to complete all these Achievements on a single playthrough, though it was surprising to not see extra Achievements for playing with a friend or defeating thousands of enemies. Beating the game unlocks “New Game+”, which carries over all your skills and makes the enemies even tougher, though I wouldn’t recommend playing this game more than once (specially as there’s no Achievement for clearing New Game+). By inputting codes into the TMNT’s computer, you unlock additional skins that see the characters transformed into action figures or wear their casual clothes, and extra skins can be bought as DLC to turn them into Metalheads or their counterparts from the 1980s cartoon and original comics. The “Fresh Meat Mission Pack” offers additional missions, featuring three new enemies, a “Horde Mode”, and a new boss battle against Scumbug, though there also aren’t any Achievements tied to the DLC so you’re probably better off saving your cash.

Final Thoughts:
I was expecting Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutants Unleashed to be another arcade-style beat-‘em-up that simply saw one to four players battling waves of mutants through the sewers and streets of New York City. Instead, the mission-based narrative and focus on side missions and upgrading the TMNT has more in common with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutants in Manhattan (PlatinumGames, 2016) than the simple, mindless simplicity of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time (Konami, 1991). On the one hand, the game is thus far longer and more involved than I would expect from a videogame based on a movie, cramming in so much story and so many character interactions that it starts to become tedious. It feels unfair to criticise this as it’s clearly not a cheap cash-in like other tie-in videogames, but Mutants Unleashed wears out its welcome very quickly. The basic combat is fine, but it’s thrown all out of whack when you sprinkle in platforming or precarious environments to fight in. It’s especially aggravating that the TMNT take damage when they fall in water, that they can easily get caught on the environment and pummelled by enemy hordes, and that the game’s so stingy with checkpoints. I didn’t mind the NPC side missions, but most are just cutscenes or reskinned areas you’ve already visited a dozen times. The deadline gimmick seemed an arbitrary way to extend the game’s life, as was forcing you to repeatedly do the same tasks for basically the same rewards. While the game faithfully captures the look, humour, and atmosphere of the movie, I felt no sense of accomplishment from upgrading the characters, barely cared about the NPCs, and was extremely disappointed that the 16-bit titles have more variety in their environments. The bosses could be fun but were also extremely cheap at times due to the dodgy controls, janky camera, and awful collision detection. With little incentive to replay the game and no collectibles or unlockables worth shouting about, I’d definitely say you’re better off avoiding Mutants Unleashed and sticking to the classic TMNT videogames as they might be short, but at last they’re fun!

My Rating:

Rating: 2 out of 5.

Could Be Better

Were you also disappointed by Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutants Unleashed despite how long the story mode was? Did you enjoy how it mimicked the presentation and continued the story of the movie? How invested were you in the NPC’s problems? Which of the bosses was your favourite? Did you also get frustrated by the controls and collision detection? Which TMNT videogame is your favourite and how are you celebrating the TMNT this month? Tell me what you think in the comments and go donate to my Ko-Fi to suggest another TMNT videogame for me to review.

Game Corner [Turtle Tuesday]: TMNT Arcade: Wrath of the Mutants (Xbox Series X)

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Since Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TMNT) first appeared in May 1984, they’ve achieved worldwide success thanks to many influential cartoons, videogames, and action figures!

Released: 23 April 2024
Originally Released: November 2017
Developer: Cradle Games and Raw Thrills
Original Developer: Raw Thrills

Metacritic Scores: 53 / 5.4
Also Available For: Arcade (Original Release), Nintendo Switch, PC, PlayStation 4, PlayStation 5, Xbox One, Xbox Series S (Port)

Quick Facts:
Despite the TMNT being dramatically redesigned for new animated and big-screen adventures in 2019 and 2023, developer Raw Thrills released an expanded port of their 2017 arcade game, which was based on the popular all-CGI 2012 cartoon. While Wrath of the Mutants perfectly captured the visual and humour of the cartoon, it was criticised for being a short, unfulfilling title that coasted on nostalgia.

Gameplay and Power-Ups:
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Arcade: Wrath of the Mutants, besides being a mouthful, is a 2.5D sidescrolling beat-‘em-up based on the all-CGI 2012 cartoon (which, I’ll be honest, I’ve never watched and am not very familiar with). The game supports up to four players both on- and offline, though only the titular TMNT are playable. While they all play the same and don’t appear to have any unique stats, Raphael obviously has a harder time in combat as his sai have a shorter range than Leonardo’s swords, though it also felt like Michelangelo was faster. Wrath of the Mutants uses a simple four-button control scheme where you attack with X (executing some basic combos with repeated taps), jump with A (jumping higher the longer you hold it), grab and throw stuff with X, and unleash your character’s “Turtle Power” with Y when the gauge is full (either by defeating enemies or grabbing power-ups). You can bash enemies on the ground and toss them at the screen, perform jumping attacks and dive kicks by double tapping A or pressing A and X in mid-air, or do a spinning attack on the ground with A and X for crowd control. Each character has a different Turtle Power attack, with Donatello summoning electricity through his staff and Mikey raining pizza slices and can grab additional temporary power-ups as they play. These see you performing a breakdance-like spin move, toss smoke bombs to stun enemies, chuck a limited supply of shuriken, or hurl the Ice Cream Kitty to ricochet off enemies. You can also toss trash cans and rocks and such, hit explosive barrels, and use fire hydrants to even the odds, and restore your character’s health with some “Pizza Power!”

Batter ninja robots with ninja power and alongside some friends in this fun, if mindless, throwback brawler.

You can also ride surfboards in the “Sewer” stage and summon aid from Leatherhead and Metalhead when their icons appear, with the former performing a screen-clearing roll attack and the latter unleashing a missile barrage. Wrath of the Mutants pays homage to the classic TMNT arcade titles by featuring various Foot Soldier robots who burst from the background or up from the sewers and various hazards to watch out for. You can drop down holes, get blown up by dynamite and spiked mines, and battle waves of enemies on elevators. Each stage has different interactive elements: the “Amusement Park” stage, for example, has you dodging runaway rollercoasters, cars will barrel at you in “New York City”, and Krang’s gigantic mech suit zaps you with a weird, gigantic eye in “Dimension X”. You won’t have to worry about falling to your death at any point, which is good, but your lives and continues appear to be more limited on the harder difficulty settings. Enemies sometimes hide offscreen and stages are surprisingly long, with your performance being tallied up at the end to award additional points. You can pick from any stage but the final one right from the start, but there’s no story to link the levels together (though this is beneficial as your lives and continues are reset with each stage, making it easier to tackle the game’s “Hard” mode). There isn’t much variety to the stages, however, with even the aforementioned autoscrolling sewer surfin’ section only lasting for the beginning of the “Sewer” stage.

Presentation:
Fittingly, Wrath of the Mutants mirrors the 2012 animated series almost perfectly, with all the voice actors returning to deliver fun voice samples. While these clips do get repetitive, I liked that each character reacted to events and bosses differently and there are some fun call-backs to previous TMNT videogames. Since I never watched the show, I have no idea if the music is ripped from it or even similar. To me, the soundtrack was just a fun, if forgettable, series of rockin’ tunes to beat baddies to. While characters only assume a “ready” stance when left idle, each animates a little differently, with Mikey having a fun little jog, for example, and sports a victory pose upon completing the stage. When electrocuted, you’ll see your character’s skeleton and when they’re knocked down, stars spin around their heads like in the old arcade game. Sadly, Wrath of the Mutants doesn’t really feature a story and there are no cutscenes linking the stages together, though characters do interact with the bosses when they burst onto the screen and the game ends with a motion comic-like cutscene of April punching out Oroku Saki/The Shredder. The game’s graphics, gameplay, and overall feel reminded me of the Turtles in Time (Konami, 1991) remaster, though the controls are a bit more responsive and things are much brighter and detailed here. There’s a fair bit happening in the backgrounds, such as traffic in the distance in “New York City”, subway trains speeding past in “Sewer” (where you also battle in the TMNT’s ransacked/untidy lair), and bizarre, crystalline formations in “Dimension X”. The game doesn’t get too crazy with its environments, though, saving most of the weirdness for the hyper-futuristic labs in the Techno Cosmic Research Institute (T.C.R.I.) building and the warped Dimension X. Enemies teleport in, enter from elevators, or float across energy bridges. They toss explosive barrels from vans, attack in haunted house rides, and await in ominous, gothic castles in areas that marry the classic arcade titles with the all-CGI show to give the best of both worlds.

Enemies and Bosses:
I you’ve ever played a TMNT videogame before, you know exactly what to expect here. Foot Soldiers, in all the colours of the rainbow, pour from everywhere and attack with various weapons. You’ve got the standard purple-clad grunts who attack with punches and kicks or toss manhole covers, sword-wielding black ones, yellow variants who toss shuriken from afar, and annoying orange ones who rush across the screen carrying a spear! Blue-hued Foot Soldiers fire lightning blasts from cannons, red ones chuck explosive barrels or dynamite, and some (or all, I couldn’t quite tell) can grab and hold you. While there are no flying variants, they do ride surfboards in the “Sewer” stage and most mini bosses and regular bosses are accompanied by a few of these minions. Mousers also spew from sewer tunnels and chew up from the floor, alongside the distinctly Xenomorph-like Pizza Monsters (who pounce from the water, swipe with their claws, and spew acid), T.C.R.I. agents in black suits, and the brain-like Kraangs in android bodies. Each stage sees you battling a mini boss halfway through and, while each has unique attacks, they all emit shockwaves after landing a jump. A distinctly slimmer version of Bebop is fought in “New York City”, with him teleporting about and tossing either his mohawk or firing a spread shot, and breakdancing when knocked down rather than relying on brute strength. I fought the samurai android Chrome Dome next, who charges about using a rocket pack and attacks with lightsaber-like blades, an energy whip, and eye lasers. You fight Fish Face Midway through “T.C.R.I.” with him stunning you with acid spit and executing a spinning attack like you (though he’s easy to batter from behind) and the Creep in the “Amusement Park” (an intriguing horror-themed glob monster who doesn’t use his pitchfork enough for my liking).

Fans of the 2012 cartoon may get a thrill out of battling these largely repetitive bosses.

Like the mini bosses, all the regular bosses share a shockwave attack, are bolstered by minions, and can send you flying. The brutish Rocksteady guards the end of “New York City”, goring you with his massive horn, tossing pipe bombs, and going ham with his chunky flamethrower. Doctor Baxter Stockman attacks in the “Sewer” stage in his mutated fly form, hovering overhead and spewing acid while taking pot-shots from his unreliable laser cannon and performing a spinning attack. Tiger Claw is a bit nimbler, swiping with his katana and showcasing martial arts skills that rival the TMNT. The 2012’s horrifically redesigned Rahzar is fought in “Amusement Park”, dashing across the screen to slash with his claws and seemingly firing spines from afar. When in Dimension X, the TMNT fight the 1980s Krang as a mini boss in a fight that largely resembles those of the classic arcade games. Krang hovers around in his mech suit, raining missiles stomping the ground, and knocking you away with punches and kicks but isn’t much of a threat. He’s superseded by Kraang Sub Prime, a decidedly more lethal mech suit that spins its bladed arms, fires a targeted missile, and zaps you with its eye laser. When fighting through the Shredder’s heavily guarded, gothic castle, the TMNT encounter his adopted daughter, Karai, who uses smoke bombs to teleport about, tosses a shuriken spread, and attacks with blades up close in one of the more challenging encounters. After you dispatch his minions, the Shredder attacks in a two-stage boss battle, fittingly being the toughest foe in the game. At first, the Shredder utilises Karai’s smoke teleport and attacks with a plasma shot and his signature blades but, after being defeated, transforms into the monstrous Super Shredder! His basic attacks remain the same, however, though he can regenerate some health with his aura and whip up a tornado to be slightly more troublesome.

Additional Features:
There are twenty Achievements up for grabs in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Arcade: Wrath of the Mutants, with players getting one each time they beat a stage on any difficulty and three more for beating the game on each difficult mode. As each difficulty must be tackled on a separate save file, these cannot be stacked so it’s probably better to start on “Normal” as that’s the only way to unlock “Hard” mode. Additional Achievements pop when you defeat 1000 enemies, enter or beat a high score on the leaderboard, and go repetitive tasks like eating 100 pizzas or summoning allies thirty times. Sadly, the Achievements aren’t very creative and there’s nothing else on offer here. There are no additional characters or skins to unlock, no other game modes (like time trial or boss rush), and no collectibles, making for an unfortunately barebones package.

Final Thoughts:
I was excited when Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Arcade: Wrath of the Mutants was first announced as I thought it was a remake of the original arcade game, but oddly using the 2012 cartoon aesthetic. Even when I discovered it was an expanded port of a different arcade game, I was up for the challenge as I enjoy a good, old-school beat-‘em-up and have always had fun with the TMNT’s efforts in this genre. While I never watched the 2012 show so I have no idea who many of the enemy characters are, I liked how closely the game matches the cartoon’s visuals and energy; it’s just a shame the developers didn’t splice in a bit more story to link everything together. Gameplay wise, Wrath of the Mutants is as basic as it gets, but no less enjoyable. Everything feels very familiar to the classic arcade titles, from the TMNT’s attacks to the level layouts, which position the game more as another remake of Turtles in Time than anything else. I enjoyed the many boss battles, though it was disappointing that they all shared the same shockwave attack and could be easily battered into submission by looping behind them. I also liked the power-ups and the assist characters, though it would’ve been nice to see Splinter and Casey Jones added to the roster, and the lengthy, generally enjoyable levels. Unfortunately, there isn’t a lot of meat on the bones here and Wrath of the Mutants is probably best experienced as a budget digital download than a full priced game. Even for me, a die-hard fan of these games, Wrath of the Mutants is pretty lacklustre as there’s little incentive to come back to it once you’ve beaten it a few times (except to mop up the Achievements) unless you’re nostalgic for the 2012 cartoon. Since I’m more a fan of the classic TMNT, I’d take Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Shredder’s Revenge (Tribute Games, 2022) over this one any day.

My Rating:

Rating: 3 out of 5.

Pretty Good

Did you enjoy Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Arcade: Wrath of the Mutants? How do you think it compares to other TMNT arcade brawlers? Were you a fan of the 2012 cartoon? Which character was your go-to and which of the many bosses was your favourite? Were you disappointed at how barebones the game was? Which TMNT videogame is your favourite and how are you celebrated the TMNT today? Whatever your thoughts, leave them below, check out my other TMNT content, and donate to my Ko-Fi to suggest another TMNT videogame for me to review.

Game Corner [Superman Day]: Superman: Shadow of Apokolips (PlayStation 2)

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In 2013, DC Comics declared April 18 “Superman Day” to celebrate Clark Kent/Kal-El/Superman, the superpowered icon widely regarded as the first ever costumed superhero.

Released: 24 September 2002
Developer: Infogrames Sheffield House

Also Available For: GameCube
MobyGames Score: 6.2

Quick Facts:
Over his eighty-odd years as a pop culture icon, Superman has featured in numerous videogame adaptations. Following his runaway success with Batman: The Animated Series (1992 to 1999), Bruce Timm spearheaded an equally lauded Superman cartoon that led to the infamous Superman: The New Superman Adventures (Titus Interactive, 1999), widely regarded as one of the worst videogames ever. “Superman 64” was so bad that people often forget about this marginally more positively received action adventure, a continuation of the cartoon that was seen a decent but ultimately lacklustre effort hampered by clunky controls.

Gameplay and Power-Ups:
Superman: Shadow of Apokolips is a third-person, cel-shaded, 3D action-adventure game set within the continuity of Superman: The Animated Series (possibly between the first and second seasons). The game is divided into thirteen chapters, with no difficulty levels and some surprisingly generous checkpoints. Superman has all his usual abilities but is still vulnerable, so you must wait for his health and “Super Power Energy” to automatically replenish when you take damage or use his various superpowers. Players lock on to nearby targets with L1 and R1 (though there’s no way to cycle between targets), execute a surprisingly weak and boring combo with X, and also hold X to grab things. You can lift cars, crates, and explosive barrels to toss at enemies, grab billboards to make bridges, and carry civilians to safety. When enemies are stunned, you can also grab them to send them flying with a “Super Punch”. Square pulls off a “Speed Dodge” to avoid damage, Triangle unleashes your heat vision, and Circle blows enemies away or extinguishes fires with super breath. While on the ground, you can press X and Square together to perform a “Super Spin” to send enemies flying, or press it while hovering or flying to hit a slam attack for crowd control. While the left stick moves Superman, the right controls his flight. You take off by moving the right stick up (or pressing R2), bank and strafe while flying, and land by holding down or double-tapping R2. While in the air, you can press X and Square together to speed up, ramming into enemies, through certain doors, or chasing airborne targets. Finally, you can enter first person mode with L2 to better aim your heat vision or hold Circle to highlight hidden destructible walls with your x-ray vision.

When not awkwardly fighting or saving civilians, Superman struggles to sneak past eagle-eyed scientists.

While these abilities can be fun, they do have drawbacks. Their limited use is the most obvious, but many enemies take a lot of hits to put down. Sure, you can set most on fire with your heat vision and blow them back with your breath, but these don’t do much damage. It’s usually better to toss cars or swing pipes than to use your fists, and Superman is constantly being knocked from the sky or into walls by missiles. Superman is rather clunky to control, both on the ground and in the air. When you get used to the janky controls, the flying mechanics are quite fun but, when asked to dart at enemies or perform precision turns, the gameplay fells apart. The finnicky camera doesn’t help, either. You can centre it with L2, but I constantly lost track of who I was targeting or had my vision obscured by the environment. Superman’s powers are primarily used for busy work, and in very rare,  specific situations. You’re more likely to be getting civilians to safety or retrieving objects than putting out fires with your super breath, for example, with Superman opting to plug lava spills and volcanic eruptions with boulders and coolant tanks later in the game. Heat vision is often used to seal objects, but only after you’ve mashed X like a madman (a frustrating mechanic that often failed for no reason). Amusingly, one level sees you infiltrating LexLabs as Clark Kent, using your heat vision to short out control panels and security cameras and sneaking past Lex Luthor’s scientists. You do this by clumsily walking behind them and hoping they don’t randomly spot you because the game decides they should, making for one of the worst stealth sections I’ve ever played. Clark must also dash past laser traps, mash X to fight past a giant fan, gently blow about explosive mines, and repair leaking gas pipes with cylinders, none of which is particularly fun.

Your objectives are not only repetitive, but needlessly frustrating, especially when you have a time limit.

When he’s not rescuing civilians and smashing Intergang’s robots, Superman is defending scientists or police officers from said robots, escorting guards through Stryker’s Island Penitentiary at one point and helping to apprehend rioting inmates. Often, Superman faces a time trial to resolve some crisis, with your time represented by little red dots that creep around your radar. At the dam, you must find and replace three generators, fly to Lois Lane’s endangered cable car, and then frantically mash A to plug up the dam before it bursts. When LexLabs threatens to self-destruct, an audible fifteen-minute countdown pressures you to wipe out all nearby enemies, activate switches, and then bring a glowing orb to a control panel to stop the sequence. However, you then have a scant few minutes to plug another gas leak and extract the poison from the area. Deep in Intergang’s mountain lair, you must protect three scientists as they activate Luthor’s portal technology and then get about five minutes to cool down the overactive reactor, all of which can be extremely aggravating as Superman moves and fights like a bag of sand. Things are much easier when you’re not being timed and you can freely take out tanks, soldiers, and turret placements to defend shield generators or scientists. In the dam level, you must cool down fuel tanks with your breath and break open doors to find civilians; at one point you must take out waves of enemies to open new areas and short out five control panels; and you’re often asked to destroy a certain number of enemies to clear each area. It all gets quite repetitive and challenging very quickly, with the awkward controls and tight time limits artificially increasing the difficulty of even mundane tasks, and the sheer number of enemies and projectiles is often as daunting as it is frustrating. I admire the attempt at some variety but there’s very little margin for error, button inputs often fail to register, and Superman’s powers aren’t used as much as I’d like (I only used his x-ray vision once, for example, and even then it was confusing!)

Presentation:
Superman: Shadow of Apokolips opts for a cel-shaded look to better represent the cartoon and therefore  looks pretty good, having aged rather gracefully and visually appearing like the animated series. This is aided by Tim Daly and Clancy Brown reprising their famous roles and adding further authenticity to this as a “lost” episode. Consequently, the likes of Lois Lane, Perry White, Jimmy Olson, and even the tyrannical Darkseid pop up in cutscenes as cameos, though sadly Lois and Darkseid play almost no part in the in-game action. On the downside, the game isn’t tailored for newcomers to the series or character, explaining basically nothing about this world and restricting exposition regarding Superman’s powers to tutorial text and unlockable biographies. Superman looks just as he did in the cartoon, being bright, broad-shouldered, and powerful. Even Clark makes an impression in his eggshell-blue suit, even if his stealth skills aren’t anything to write home about! The game performs pretty well, though combat is often sluggish and Superman always feels like he’s moving through jelly. Enemies conveniently teleport in or come crashing through walls so there’s very little pop-up, there’s no distance fog either as every level is constrained to a small area, though I did notice moments of slowdown when a lot was happening and the load times are pretty atrocious.

While the game perfectly mirrors the cartoon, environments are as tedious as the gameplay is clunky.

Things start off promising here as the opening tutorial sees you flying around Metropolis, which appears just as it did in the cartoon, warts and all. This means that while you’ll see skyscrapers, bustling traffic, and the iconic Daily Planet building, buildings are incredibly basic and blocky, with no textures and simple colours bringing them to life. While this mirrors the minimalist style of the cartoon, it does make the game seem very basic, lifeless, and samey. This is exacerbated when you’re stuck in the claustrophobic corridors and rooms of Luthor’s facilities and Intergang’s lair, which assault your eyes with drab greys and browns. To be fair, these environments try to spice things up by basing Intergang’s operation within a volcanic mountain, with lava spilling out, flames bursting from the floor, and volcanic eruptions needing to be plugged. Intergang also use Apokoliptian technology, apparently trying to create a Boom Tube, and their lair does eventually fall apart around you. The dam stage made for a good follow-up to Metropolis as well, featuring different areas with different crises needing to be averted, and I did enjoy escorting the guards around Stryker’s Island, which is damaged by Intergang’s attack and caught in a thunderstorm. Unfortunately, that’s about as crazy as locations get as, despite its title, you don’t visit Apokolips or venture off-world. I did enjoy fighting John Corben/Metallo in Luthor’s office in the penultimate chapter, especially as the walls take battle damage from your fight, and that you confront Metallo in an auto factory, but environments are still disappointingly bland and there’s rarely a chance to fully flex Superman’s muscles or stretch his legs.

Enemies and Bosses:
Things are equally disappointing here as you fight the same, generic enemies over and over. Conveniently, Intergang deploy humanoid androids, meaning Superman can fight them without breaking his “no kill” rule. The Intergang robots are as basic as it gets, often just standing in place and shooting (though they occasionally take cover) or whacking you with their weapons up close. These robots carry machines guns and Apokoliptian plasma rifles, sometimes snipe from above, and later self-destruct upon defeat. Sometimes they use jetpacks, or pour from armoured personally carriers, and their slightly lager variants wield rocket launchers that send you flying. Intergang bolsters its forces with a few military armaments, like turrets and tank-like vehicles. These can be tossed or simply bashed, but sport chainguns, plasma cannons, and missile launchers. Intergang also employ Apokoliptian attack copters that can be tricky to target as they’re quite nimble, but they simply circle around the main areas so you won’t need to chase them or anything, and you’ll sometimes find mines in crates. That’s literally it for the basic enemies as they never get, like, energy swords or tasers or shields and there are no hulking brutes to match wits with. It’s just the same enemies recycled again and again. To be fair, there are a lot onscreen at once, but this isn’t a good thing as Superman’s better in one-on-one fights. Also, while on Stryker’s Island, you come up against the rioting inmates, but these guys are knocked out with a single punch or left dazed to be comically punched into their cells and are hardly a threat.

You wait all game for the bosses to show up and then they’re ridiculously dull affairs.

The bosses are even more of a let-down, with your first test being to chase down and disable a helicopter, a mechanic that never returns. When you finally confront the Intergang Leader, he turns out to just be a more formidable version of the regular enemies. Once you shoot him from the sky, deal with his minions, and whittle down his life bar, you must quickly dash him to drop him into molten metal or the fight repeats until you succeed. Similarly, while I was excited to see the Machiavellian Iluthin/Kanto appear, Darkseid’s weaponeer simply fights in you in a variation of the same tanks you see everywhere. Oddly, the game ends with three consecutive boss battles, starting with a three-phase fight with Leslie Willis/Livewire. As you’ll be electrocuted if you touch her, she teleports about, and her electrical blasts either stun-lock you or send you flying, you must trick her into falling into water. You can do this by side-stepping her attacks and blasting bridge controls with your heat vision, but you can also whittle her down by tapping Triangle to fire concentrated blasts. To short circuit and finish her, you must avoid her attacks and fight the useless camera and destroy seven locks with your heat vision, gaining only a temporary reprieve when you blast her away as her health regenerates. Rudy Jones/Parasite is fought on the city streets, where you toss cars and blast him with heat vision from a distance and extinguish his fires. While he’s constantly flying around, tossing energy bolts, and regenerating health, your best bet is to crash into him and land your slam attack to make short work of him. Finally, you face Metallo in a multi-stage fight across two chapters. Metallo fires a deadly Kryptonite beam, rushes you, grabs you and punches you across the room, and later wields a machine gun and an Apokoliptian plasma rifle. It’s best to toss stuff at him and use your eye beams as your punches don’t do much, but you’ll have to quickly fly up and blast a control panel if you want to best him.

Additional Features:
That’s about it for Superman: Shadow of Apokolips. There are no collectibles to find, no difficulty modes to challenge, and no skins to unlock (which is criminal for a superhero game, if you ask me). As you clear each mission, you can freely replay them from the “Level Attack” menu, though there’s little point as there’s nothing to go back for and no time trials or anything. Clearing the game also unlocks the cutscenes to view in the “Movie Theatre”, character biographies, and loading screens to look at if that’s your thing. Thankfully, you don’t have to unlock these or deal with the onslaught of enemies as there are some super helpful cheat codes to access everything and enable invincibility and such. These cheats won’t help you beat the horrendous timed missions, but they do make the game more bearable.

Final Thoughts:
I was really excited to play Superman: Shadow of Apokolips. Ever since I started collecting for the PlayStation 2, this game had been on my wish list and I purposely scoured a retro videogame market in mid-2025 to find a copy, believing it would be a fun (if mindless brawler) that mirrored the cartoon. Well, the last part was right, at least. Superman: Shadow of Apokolips looks really good, especially for a PlayStation 2 title, thanks largely to its cel-shaded aesthetic that perfectly captures the vibe of the cartoon. Sadly, it’s all downhill from there as this is a clunky, aggravating mess at the worst of times and repetitive nonsense at the best. While Superman looks great and occasionally feels fun to control in the air, his attacks and powers are pitifully weak, with no new combos or abilities being added to your arsenal as you progress. The enemies are painfully tedious, especially considering Superman’s colourful rogues’ gallery, and your objectives rarely challenge you to do more than fetch stuff against a tight time limit. It got to the point where I was almost wishing for a ring-based time trial! It was so monotonous, and even Clark’s stealth section didn’t add much variety as it was so poorly implemented. The worst part was the back-loaded boss battles, which could’ve easily been sprinkled throughout the early and mid-game, and the lack of a confrontation with Darkseid, who basically appears as a cameo, leaving all the heavy lifting to the far less interesting Metallo. I was so disappointed by Superman: Shadow of Apokolips, which is more frustrating than enjoyable as even simple busy work is complicated by the janky controls and clunky camera, sadly resulting in yet another poor videogame outing for the Man of Steel.

My Rating:

Rating: 2 out of 5.

Could Be Better

How high do you rate Superman: Shadow of Apokolips? Were you impressed by the cel-shaded look and fidelity to the cartoon? Did you also find that Superman was quite difficult to control and his powers were poorly implemented? Were you disappointed by the repetitive environments and back-loaded boss battles? Would you have liked to see a sequel where Superman actually fights Darkseid? Which Superman videogame is your favourite and how are you celebrating Superman Day today? Whatever your thoughts, share them in the comments below, check out my other Superman content, and donate to my Ko-Fi to suggest another Superman game you’d like me to review.

Game Corner [Mario Month]: Super Mario 3D World + Bowser’s Fury (Nintendo Switch)

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So, for no better reason than “Mar.10” resembling Mario’s name, March 10th is widely regarded as being “Mario Day”, a day to celebrate Nintendo’s portly plumber, an overalls-wearing mascot who literally changed the videogame industry forever and shaped the home console market of the nineties.

Released: 12 February 2021
Originally Released: 21 November 2013
Developer: Nintendo EPD

Original Developer: Nintendo EAD Tokyo
Also Available For: Nintendo Wii U (Original Release)
Metacritic Scores: 89 / 8.6

Quick Facts:
Following the critical acclaim of Super Mario 3D Land (Nintendo EAD Tokyo, 2011), a blending of Mario’s 2D and 3D mechanics, the developers explored ideas for a follow-up for Nintendo’s ill-fated Wii U console. Desiring intuitive controls and unique movement in a 3D space, the team developed a new cat suit to enable players to climb walls and producer Yoshiaki Koizumi lobbied to make Princess “Peach” Toadstool a playable character. The game was met with universal acclaim and inspired a spin-off series based on its diorama-like minigames and this enhanced port. Despite high sales and reviews praising Bowser’s Fury’s experimental, open-world mechanics, reviewers were frustrated by the game’s inconsistent performance, uninspired challenges, and its more chaotic presentation.

Gameplay and Power-Ups:
Super Mario 3D World is a 3D/2.5D hybrid action platformer that mixes gameplay elements from the New Super Mario Bros. series (Nintendo EAD, 2006 to 2019) with his 3D adventures, allowing for a limited degree of movement on the whimsical Sprixie Kingdom overworld and in certain stages (referred to as “Courses”) while also offering traditional, sidescrolling platforming. The game supports up to four players in simultaneous co-op, with players initially picking between the classic Super Mario Bros. 2 (Nintendo R&D4, 1988) line up of Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Toad (though a blue-coloured version). While each character shares the same controls and many basic abilities, they all play a little differently: Mario is the all-rounder, Luigi is faster can extend his jump by kicking his legs but is very slippery, Peach is slower but can float for short periods, and Toad is the fastest but has a stunted jump. As ever, players collect yellow Coins (with 100 granting an extra life, also gifted by 1-Up Mushrooms or defeating multiple enemies in a row), play against a timer (extended by collecting +Clocks), and must reach a flagpole to finish each Course. Players can hop to platforms and bop on heads using A or B, holding it to jump higher and tapping it to swim, and run by holding X or Y. ZL or ZR see you crouch to fit through narrow gaps and you press B to jump, or press a trigger in mid-air for a ground pound (performing a boosted jump if you hit B as you land). Rotate the left stick and hit B to perform a spinning jump, hold a trigger and press Y to roll or press B for a long jump, and press Y in mid-air for a jumping roll. Characters perform a wall jump by jumping against walls, perform a side flip with a flick of the left stick and a press of A/B, and spawn a reserve power-up by pressing up on the directional pad (D-pad), with left allowing you to scan an Amiibo and down activating snapshot mode. You can also hold Y to grab and throw items (like Koopa shells and snowballs), with the projectile collecting Green Stars and Stamps, and you can bash blocks for Coins and power-ups or hit POW Blocks to wipe out all onscreen enemies.

Your platforming abilities are bolstered by a new cat suit, team up moves, and a dino surfing.

When hit, your character loses their power-up and/or reverts to a “small” form, though you can power back up with any item and will return to your base “super” form by passing a checkpoint. The classic Super Mushroom grows you to normal size, the Fire Flower lets you toss bouncy fireballs with Y to light torches and defeat enemies, the Super Stars turns you invincible for a short period, and the Super Leaf garbs you in a Tanooki suit to whip enemies with your tail or flutter jump. Super Mario 3D Land’s Boomerang Flower and the Double Cherry let you toss boomerangs with Y or produce up to four duplicates to activate weighted platforms. The returning Mega Mushroom grows you to gigantic sizes to smash through the environment, and the Super Leaf spawns an invincible Tanooki suit if you struggle to clear a Course. The game’s big gimmick is the Super Bell, which puts you in a cat costume and lets you scramble up walls, swipe with your claws with Y, and perform a claw dive by pressing Y in mid-air. The game greatly emphasises this, with special ramps and goodies purposely hidden unless you have the power-up, and you can even grab a Lucky Bell to become a golden statue off a ground pound for extra Coins. You can hop into ice skates to better cross slippery ice, and grab a Goomba Mask to stop Goombas attacking you, the Cannon Box to fire cannon balls to blow up weak walls or hit far away switches, the Light Box to light up dark areas and dispels ghosts, and the Propeller Box to fly and hover for short periods. You’ll also jump on Plessie to careen down rapids, flying off ramps, bopping on enemies, and passing through rings for extra Coins. Captain Toad also transports you to a diorama-like world that limits your movements since the explorer can’t jump. In these fun little side sections, you must rotate the diorama with the right stick and hit switches to rotate the environment, move platforms, or use pipes to collect five Green Stars all while avoiding enemies and hazards since Captain Toad cannot attack.

Explore as Captain Toad, hop to platforms, and brave haunted mansions in search of Green Stars.

When exploring the overworld, you’ll find Toad Houses to grab random power-ups, slot machines to gain extra Coins, and find hidden areas in each Course that lead to more goodies. While your main goal is the end flagpole, each Course hides three Green Stars needed to unlock additional Courses and boss castles. Some Green Stars are in plain sight, others require power-ups to reach, and others are hidden in alcoves or out of the way areas, so it pays to explore. You can use pipes to warp across stages, hop to moving and temporary platforms, and must avoid spikes, fire bars, fireballs, and crushing Thwomps (though these can also boost you to higher ground). Some Courses have a strict time limit; some contain clouds the blast you above the clouds for a quick run through the sky; and some contain blocks that extend horizontally or vertically to cross gaps. Some Courses contain deadly lava or toxic gunk, others see you swimming through water and avoiding vortexes and spiked hazards, while haunted mansions contain door mazes and Boos masquerading as flagpoles and items. You’ll clamber to moving and flipping fences, race across conveyer-like platforms, explore behind waterfalls, and navigate tricky platforming sections where every jump flips coloured platforms. You’ll also have to light up tiles to progress, use spring pads, hit switches to generate tracks to keep from falling, and even tap the screen in some Courses to open doors. Mystery Boxes on the overworld warp you to timed platforming and combat challenges to earn additional Green Stars, Bullet Bills must be tricked into destroying certain blocks (or bombs must be tossed), and you’ll race through autoscroller sections to hop across a speeding train, avoid blasts from tanks, or to keep from being devoured by ravenous Fuzzies! You’ll also be avoiding searchlights, hopping to turning platforms and jumping between cogs, swinging from trapezes, chasing panicked rabbits, being blasted along by dash panels, gingerly hopping to seesaw platforms, and traversing invisible platforms to snag goodies and reach the flagpole.

Your open-world adventure is continually interrupted by bad camera angles and Bowser’s attacks.

In Bowser’s Fury, you only play as Mario (with all the same abilities and power-ups as in the main game), though a second player can jump in as Bowser Jr. If you don’t have a friend, Bowser Jr. will still automatically help out, attacking enemies and grabbing items and interacting with the environment when you touch the screen, and you can customise how much he aids you from the settings. This game is akin to Super Mario Odyssey (Nintendo EPD, 2017), with Mario tracking down Cat Shines like Power Moons. Each area has four islands or sub-areas that hide five Cat Shines and a bunch of additional ones. The easiest Cat Shines are at the foot of lighthouses, which will clear the goop covering them to offer tips and additional power-ups (with multiples of each held in reserve), though you’ll also be collecting Blue Coins and five Shine Shards to earn additional Cat Shines. Others are earned by fending off enemies in an enclosed arena, racing across the water on Plessie, running to a specific point against a time limit, finding a key to unlock a cage, chasing a suspiciously familiar “Fury Shadow”, and defeating mini bosses. You’ll be clambering up walls, desperately running around rotating blocks and cylinders, avoiding lava pits, dealing with switch switches, and hopping to moving and temporary platforms and blocks, tapping the screen to reveal invisible areas and blasting across gaps with cannon-like pipes. Wearing the cat suit lets you spin special wheels or fling yourself about using special coils, and you’ll again need bombs and ice skates to progress. The purpose of the Cat Shines is to clear up the goop, uncover the “Giga Bell”, and access new areas, but you’re constantly under threat from the Kaiju-like “Fury Bowser”. After a short time, Fury Bowser rises from the oil and bombards the island with falling spikes and unleashes his devastating fire breath, though these can be used as temporary platforms and will shatter “Fury Blocks” to uncover additional Cat Shines. Fury Bowser’s rampage ends after a short time but can be dispelled by collecting Cat Shines and using the lighthouses. You can also engage him directly by activating the Giga Bell, though the mechanic does quickly grow tiresome despite how epic and ominous hiss appearance is.

Presentation:
Super Mario 3D World is as gorgeous and colourful as you’d expect from a Mario title. All the usual tropes and mechanics are here, from vivid overworlds, warp pipes, an abundance of mushrooms and various platforms, to quirky moments like Goombas panicking when they spot you and Boos going shy when you make eye contact. Each character plays differently, which I very much appreciated, and is accompanied by gibberish sound bites and cries of enthusiasm or pain, celebrating with a victory pose at the end of each Course. Mario and Luigi even lose their hats when in their “small” forms and characters scamper about with meows when wearing a cat suit, a gimmick also adopted by the game’s title screen and many enemies. Similarly, translucent pipes are everywhere in Super Mario 3D World, with the Fire Flower and Fire Bros. even shooting down them, alongside new gimmicks like the ice skates and 2.5D reimagining of the tank stages from Super Mario Bros. 3 (Nintendo EAD, 1988). Courses and Worlds adopt recognisable aesthetics such as sunny hills, dark underground passages, deserts full of quicksand, and ominous castles full of lava. The game’s jaunty soundtrack features remixes of returning themes and enjoyable beats, though nothing really stood out to me as all that memorable. There aren’t too many cutscenes here save for the intro and outro, though there’s often a little cutaway when you enter a castle or confront a boss. Similarly, the story is mostly conveyed through an omniscient narrator and pantomime, with both being employed to amusing effect in Bowser’s Fury, where Bowser Jr. conveys his thoughts and concerns through crude paintings. The overworld is quite lively at times, with new areas and shortcuts popping up as you progress and collect Green Stars, and it’s fun seeing the captive Sprixies both crying for help on the overworld and waiting at the flagpole after you defeat the boss guarding them.

Some impressive, colourful visuals and a large sandbox make this a visual treat, even by Mario’s standards.

Unfortunately, the Courses aren’t all that inventive in Super Mario 3D World. While not surprising as Mario games always stick to a well-crafted formula, it is a bit disappointing seeing the game rely on the same gimmicks and aesthetics as previous titles. While each World’s overworld has a theme, Courses don’t always reflect that: you’ll explore rolling hills, haunted mansions, and toxic swamps whether the overworld is a desert, in the clouds, or at the beach. Some Courses are pitch black, requiring the Fire Flower or Light Box to illuminate the way; other times, you run around in silhouette, pushing over Bowser standees and hopping to blocks. Sometimes, you jump into paintings or use mirrors to see goodies hidden behind you; other times, the game pays homage to Super Mario Galaxy (Nintendo EAD Tokyo, 2007) or features Easter Eggs celebrating the “Year of Luigi”. Some Courses adopt a quasi-third-person perspective and are pure 3D platformers, while others incorporate 2.5D sidescrolling, with the perspective often shifting mid-Course, especially if you’re in water or riding platforms. Some Courses are autoscrollers, forcing you to race away on a 2.5D plane or desperate jump as Fuzzies consume the ground. Panels shift and move, the ground and cog-like platforms turn over bottomless pits, and you’ll hop across and racing down lit-up blocks to avoid plunging to your doom. The Courses are all very colourful and have a fair bit going on, with hidden areas access by pipes or hopping to suspicious out of the way alcoves, and a fair bit of depth in the background, though I did sometimes struggle with the camera perspective, which led to me repeating certain jumps or get confused about where I was. This is even worse in Bowser’s Fury, where the camera is a constant headache, sticking either too close to Mario or being obscured by the environment. I enjoyed the quasi open-world nature of this mode, which basically acts as a scaled down version of Super Mario Odyssey, and the additional rain and ominous storm effects really added to the ambiance and panic when Fury Bowser awoke. However, it can be difficult to navigate the islands as the map isn’t much help and you’re not given much indication on where to go or when the areas have spawned new Cat Shines.  

Enemies and Bosses:
Hordes of Goombas, Koopa Troopers, Boos, Cheep-Cheeps, Spinys, and Piranha Plants all return and many are bolstered by their own cat power-ups. Goombas also slide around in ice skates or attack in totems, sometimes with Fire or Hammer Bros. atop them, and Piranha Creepers stretch out from pipes and walls to make hopping across lily pads even trickier in the swamp stages. Boos disguise themselves as items and flagpoles and Big Boos loom out of walls and chase you through shifting mansions, Parabones constantly rebuild themselves, Stingbys incessantly pursue you, and Conkdors try to crush you with their beaks. You can hop to higher areas or goodies using bouncy Biddybuds, uncover frog-like Coin Coffers hiding in bushes and topple bigger, meaner Galoombas, and will find mouse-like Skipsqueaks running on rolling platforms and adorable Blocksteppers marching to the game’s soundtrack. Bullet and Banzai Bills fire from cannons, often homing in on you, different bro variants Boomerang, Fire, and Hammer) and teleporting Magikoopas act as mini bosses and you’ll be precariously hopping onto giant Ant Troopers to cross spike beds. Spikes toss pointed logs to upset your jumps, Brolders pop from the ground in lava Courses but can be thrown as projectiles, Bullies try to push you to your doom, and Charvaarghs and Fuzzies instantly kill you if touched. Walleyes try to block you, Ty-foos can blow you off the Course, you must plan your jumps and positioning to avoid being hurt by flipping spiked squares, jump over flaming shockwaves emitted by Ring Burners, and avoid Rammerheads when swimming through tight underwater passages. Cat variants of many of these enemies also pop up in Bowser’s Fury, alongside the fleet-footed Fury Shadow and kittens corrupted by Fury Bowser’s goop, though they otherwise function exactly the same, despite their cuter appearance.

Some unique and lively bosses add a surprising level of challenge to the game.

The brutish Boom Boom and the more effeminate Pom Pom regularly appear as boss battles in enclosed arenas, with Boom Boom whirling his stumpy arms like a dervish, temporarily turning invisible, and ricocheting off the walls as a spinning shell. Pom Pom prefers to throw shurikens and spawn duplicates to disorientate you, though bouncing on each of their heads three times will do them in. Cat variants of both also appear in Bowser’s Fury, though the strategy remains the same. This is true of the Cat Prince Bully, a variation on the armoured Prince Bully from World 6. When first encountered, you must force the Prince Bully into one of the pipes lodged into the arena walls to compress him and attack and, in both encounters, players must watch for his charged fireball. The regal Hisstocrat also pops up twice, first in World 2 and then in World Bowser, with subtle differences between them (their gender, for one thing, and raining either boulders or fireballs). In both encounters, players must avoid the falling hazards and scamper up snakes to attack Hisstocrat’s weak spot, being careful not to linger as the snake columns will bite and Hisstocrat will destroy them. Players will also battle Boss Brolder in a sweltering volcano, avoiding his lava trails and hitting the Brolders he spawns to toss them at him. This can be a gruelling fight in World Castle as flaming Splorches also patrol the small platform and King Brolder’s attacks are far more aggressive. The jester-like Motley Bossblob is also fought several times, with this trickster transforming into a bulbous form that bounces around, producing shockwaves, and splitting into gelatinous orbs that scatter across the circus-like arena. Finally, there’s King Ka-thunk, a giant Ka-thunk who flips about the arena and tries to skewer you with his spikes. To beat him, simply stand in the middle to avoid being hit and jump or butt stomp onto his backside, though be wary as his movements speed up. All these bosses return in “Boss Blitz”, the final Course in World Flower, where you must run the gauntlet against them all with no power-ups and no checkpoints.

While pretty simple in his base form, Bowser becomes a menace when powered up or on a rampage!

In addition to hopping along his trains and tackling his tank brigade, players will naturally battle Bowser on numerous occasions. The first time is at the end of World 1, where he awaits atop his keep and drives his bitchin’ muscle car. Bowser accelerates away from you, forcing you to chase, dodging pools of lava left behind by his fireballs. Bowser tosses bombs that you must kick back to deal damage to his car and eventually send him packing. This fight is revisited in World Castle, though made much more gruelling as the “road” is littered with hazards such as spikes, gaps, and flame bursts, alongside Bowser’s usual and much more lingering fireball attacks. Bowser’s bombs can also have a short fuse this time, or are thrown at odd angles, or you’ll have a hard time hitting them due to the obstacles, though projectile-based power-ups help chip away at his car. In the finale of World Bowser, Bowser grabs a Super Bell and transforms into “Meowser”, a gigantic, cat-like form that scampers up and down a tower, bursts from walls to swipe at you with his huge claws or his Tanooki-like tail, and breathes fire. You can scare him off by hitting POW Blocks but cannot attack him directly, and Meowser even duplicates himself with a Double Cherry to make the frantic climb even more tense. This is actually a fun platforming challenge, however, and an incredibly simple boss. Once you reach the roof, you must hit a Super POW Block four times before the duplicated Meowsers finish you off, sending him into the gloop-infested islands of Bowser’s Fury. Here, Fury Bowser awakens and causes havoc, prompting you to activate the Giga Bell and transform into Giga Cat Mario to fend him off. In this titanic fight, you can melee attack Bowser but mainly attack by butt stomping his exposed belly after dodging his shell slam. Bowser charges at you, leaving a trail of goop that slows you down, spits fire, rains spikes across the environment, produces shockwaves, and spawns bombs and pillars you can use against him. After the fifth encounter, players battle Giant Bowser, riding around on Plessie to dodge his projectiles and ramming a crystal to damage his vulnerable belly.

Additional Features:
There are a whopping 380 Green Stars to find in Super Mario 3D World, many hidden out in the open, spawning after collecting eight Green Coins, or hidden behind platforming or combat challenges or in obscure areas. You can earn additional Green Stars in the Captain Toad and Mystery Box challenges, which test your puzzle solving, platforming, and combat prowess, and earn others for battling mini bosses like Boom Boom when they appear on the overworld. Green Stars unlock additional Courses and adds a special stamp to your save file, with another awarded after beating the game. There are also 85 Stamps to find across each World and in Sprixie houses, with players earning a piece of character art for each one, and players can track their progress regarding these collectibles by pressing the – button on the overworld. Courses and Worlds also contain hidden exits and optional routes, hidden areas where you can stock up on Coins and extra lives, and even Luigi cameos to celebrate Mario’s brother. Clearing the main game unlocks Luigi Bros., a modified version of the original arcade Mario Bros. (Nintendo R&D1, 1983), and opens World Star, World Mushroom, World Flower, and World Crown. These Worlds feature much tougher, remixed Courses with tighter time limits, tougher enemies and challenges, and rematches against previous bosses. Clearing the “Super Galaxy” Course unlocks Rosalina, a slow character with a spinning attack, as a playable character, and you’ll also be encouraged to replay previous Courses to set new times and high scores. There are 100 Cat Shines to collect in Bowser’s Fury, with additional ones appearing after you clear the game alongside a useful quick travel feature. Grabbing all the Cat Shines alters the final battle with Giant Bowser and also awards an alternative ending and grants Mario and Bowser Jr. some new cat duds.

Final Thoughts:
You can never really go wrong with a bit of Super Mario. The franchise excels by taking what should be a repetitive and tired formula and presenting it with colourful visuals and crisp controls, constantly delivering top-notch titles despite recycling the same gimmicks. Super Mario 3D World doesn’t stray far from this formula, presenting fun, varied 2D and 2.5D worlds that get progressively more challenging and reward exploration, skill, and trial and error. The game heavily relies on the Super Bell power-up and constantly reminds you of the cat suit by dressing enemies up as kitties but, while the suit is fun to play as, it’s not really doing much new and its abilities are somewhat limited. I liked seeing the Tanooki Suit return and useful power-ups like the Boomerang Flower, though the Mega Mushroom was similarly wasted and the Double Cherry was more of a hindrance. While I had fun with the Courses and the different gimmicks, it was a bit disappointing seeing the same assets recycled and not tying each World to a specific theme. The Captain Toad sections were a fun distraction, and it was enjoyable hunting down Green Stars, though having to backtrack to collect more to unlock new areas can be a pain. The bosses were all visually interesting and generally unique, save for the repetitive battles with Boom Boom and Pom Pom, though the final battle with Meowser was a bit simple. Bowser’s Fury makes up for it with its epic depiction of Fury Bowser and open-world aesthetic. However, the camera ruins the immersion, it was a bit confusing figuring out where to go, and Fury Bowser’s repeated attacks quickly become more aggravating than entertaining. Still, I had a lot of fun with Super Mario 3D World + Bowser’s Fury and there’s a lot to see and collect, and a decent challenge on offer. Super Mario 3D World features everything you could want from a 3D/2.5D hybrid Mario title and constantly rewards you with collectibles and power-ups. While Bowser’s Fury feels a bit tacked on, limited, and a like a poor man’s Super Mario Odyssey, I liked how it offered a different twist on the main game’s mechanics and challenged the player in different ways that leaned into open-world exploration.

My Rating:

Rating: 4 out of 5.

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Did you enjoy Super Mario 3D World + Bowser’s Fury? How do you feel it compares other Mario titles, specifically the New Super Mario Bros. games? Which of the playable characters was your favourite and what did you think to the Super Bell power-up? Were you disappointed that each World didn’t stick to a set theme? What did you think to the Captain Toad challenges and the boss battles? Did Fury Bowser also annoy you, and did you enjoy the open-world aspects of Bowser’s Fury? Did you ever collect all the Green Stars and Stamps and best the additional Worlds? Which of Mario’s Switch games was your favourite and how are you celebrating Mario’s birthday this year? Whatever your thoughts on Super Mario 3D World + Bowser’s Fury, feel free to share them below, support me on Ko-Fi, and check out my other Mario content!

Game Corner [Mario Month]: Paper Mario (Nintendo Switch)

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So, for no better reason than “Mar.10” resembling Mario’s name, March 10th is widely regarded as being “Mario Day”, a day to celebrate Nintendo’s portly plumber, an overalls-wearing mascot who literally changed the videogame industry forever and shaped the home console market of the nineties.

Released: 10 December 2021
Originally Released: 11 August 2000
Developer: Intelligent Systems

Also Available For: Nintendo 64, Nintendo Switch 2, Nintendo Wii, Nintendo Wii U, iQue Player
Metacritic Scores: 93 / 8.8

Quick Facts:
Though Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars (Square, 1996) enjoyed rave reviews, it took nearly five years to get this spiritual successor. When Square bowed out due to other commitments, Nintendo turned to HAL Laboratory and Intelligent Systems, with art director Naohiko Aoyama crafting Paper Mario’s distinctive mixture of 2D and 3D graphics. Originally conceived as Super Mario RPG 2 and produced for the ill-fated Nintendo 64DD add-on, the game aimed to be a cute, kid-friendly adventure. Paper Mario has been met with critical acclaim and is widely considered one of the role-playing games (RPG) of its era.

Gameplay and Power-Ups:
Paper Mario is a 2D/3D hybrid RPG in which players guide a craft paper version of Mario (and his new allies) through a diorama-like version of the Mushroom Kingdom across nine chapters (including the prologue), assisting non-playable characters (NPCs), becoming stronger through battling, and liberating the captive Star Spirits from Bowser’s minions. Players are given four save files and no difficulty options or settings before venturing into this quasi-cel-shaded adventure. Helpful signposts and some NPCs provide gameplay hints (sometimes for a small fee), and the game’s menus do a decent job of telling you what does what and when. Like in Super Mario RPG and most RPGs from this era, the controls are pretty simple, with players using A to jump, interact with the environment, confirm selections, and talk to other characters, B to speed up onscreen text and exit menus, and performing a spin with ZL to cover more ground. Outside of battles, the right stick toggles the heads-up display, opens the partner and item menus, and allows some partners to perform actions, like Kooper flying at enemies in his shell to initiate battles or Mario holding Watt to light up dark areas. As you progress and locate treasure chests, you acquire battle items for Mario that can be used on the overworld, allowing you to strike enemies or hit switches with Mario’s hammer with B or perform a ground pound or spin jump by pressing A in mid-air. These either initiate battles, activate switches, or uncover hidden Star Pieces, which you trade for Badges. In battle, you select attacks with A and switch characters with ZL, tapping A as enemies attack to reduce damage or ward of status effects like poisoning or dizzying.

Mario has a few fun attacks and special abilities up his sleeve.

Unlike other RPGs, Mario’s stats don’t increase from levelling-up and he doesn’t earn experience points. Instead, most battles award “Star Points”, with players earning more depending on how long the fight goes and how many enemies are defeated. Once you earn 100 Star Points, Mario levels up and you can increase either his maximum Health Points (HP), Flower Points (FP), or Badge Points (BP). As you explore, you’ll find or purchase Badges to equip; each one costs BP to equip, so you may need to shuffle them about or upgrade your BP to hold more. These add additional attacks and buffs to Mario, such as allowing him to strike multiple enemies, shrink them, or knock them into each other. Performing these actions costs FP, with both HP and FP being restored at Toad houses, by hitting Heart Blocks, or by collecting or using items. Your partner’s special attacks also cost FP, so you must be mindful of your attacks or risk running out. When performing special attacks, you must complete various actions, such as holding or tapping A at the right time, moving the left stick, or matching button presses. Success increases the power and effectiveness of your attack, though you must be aware of what Badges you have equipped and which enemies you’re facing as some attacks won’t harm armoured foes or you take damage if your enemy has a spiked head. Badges also increase your maximum HP and FP, trade attack power for defence (and vice versa), and allow you to use more items in battle. Defeating enemies and smashing blocks also awards Coins, which you can spend on items and Badges. Mario’s inventory is painfully limited but you can store items at various shops and use them to restore HP and/or FP, heal status effects, attack all enemies, knock them over, and increase your attack or defence. Upon rescuing each Star Spirit, Mario also gains a Spirit Power, which drains his Star Energy (though this refills automatically, and manually, over time). This allows him to restore some HP and/or MP, put enemies to sleep, temporarily immobilise enemies, attack them all at once, or potentially instantly defeat any non-boss enemy. Unfortunately, only Mario can use Star Spirits and items, which can make battles needlessly tedious when you’re low on HP, FP, or Star Energy.

Mario’s new partners offer some fun abilities and even Peach gets a chance to be useful.

Mario is joined by friendly versions of his most recognisable foes, with each offering different special abilities in and out of battle. Mario superfan Goombario offers hints about each location and attacks with a headbutt, Kooper (my go-to partner) attacks multiple enemies and hits switches from afar with his shell, Bombette destroys cracked walls, Parakarry carries you across small gaps and is great for targeting flying enemies, Lady Bow turns you invisible and intangible (as long as you stay still) to sneak past enemies or pass through objects and attacks, Watt lights up dark areas and boosts Mario’s attacks or paralyses enemies, Sushie can be ridden across water, and Lakilester floats you over spike pits and lava while tossing multiple spike balls at enemies. You can only have one partner at a time and it’ll cost you a turn to switch to them in battle, and you share your HP and FP with them (though enemies rarely attack them), though you can freely switch on the overworld. Each can be upgraded using hidden Super Blocks, adding additional attacks to their repertoire, though I rarely used Goombario or Parakarry in battle. As you clear chapters, you’re treated to an interlude where you control Princess “Peach” Toadstool as she sneaks about and spies upon Bowser and his minions, learning key information to relate to Mario using her tiny star companion, Twink. These are essentially stealth missions, with players avoiding detection and later utilising a magical parasol to transform into one of Bowser’s guards. Peach must also whip up a cake using specific instructions to woo Gourmet Guy and even participates in the game’s final battle by powering Twink up with her enthusiasm. Mario’s also aided (though mostly forced to rescue) Kolorado, a Koopa archaeologist, is carried to the Yoshi-filled Lavalava Island by a friendly whale, and sporadically aided by the wizard Merlee, who buffs your attack, defence, or rewards at random depending on how much you pay. Chet Rippo also doubles your HP, FP, or BP at the cost of decreasing one of the other stats, though I saw little overall benefit to wasting money on this.

Puzzles, platforming, fetch quests, and tasks are abundant in this colourful adventure.

Things start off pretty simple in Paper Mario, with it being obvious where you need to go and the limited map being quite useful. As the game progresses, the map becomes less useful, and you must chat with more NPCs and use your partners to visit new areas. Warp pipes take you to the sewers for additional goodies or fast travel you to previous areas, there’s a train you must get moving to progress, and a haunted forest to traverse by paying attention to the background. While Toad Town acts as your central hub, each location includes an item shop and Toad house and other NPCs who aid you if you speak to them or help them out. At Dry Dry Outpost, you must go back and forth chatting with NPCs to track down head thief Moustafa and acquire a key item to get through the looping desert. When in Lavalava Island, you must search all around, crossing water on Sushie, to find the mischievous Yoshi kids, you’ll gather various items to use in Boo’s Mansion to access the throne room and recruit Lady Bow, and you’ll be hopping in and out of the Shy Guy’s Toy Box to retrieve the items the Shy Guys stole from Toad Town and get the model train within moving to new platforms. Like Super Mario RPG, Paper Mario marries some traditional platforming and puzzle solving with RPG gameplay, with you jumping to platforms, finding keys to open doors and free Toads, and using blocks or stairs to explore. You must hit various switches to uncover hidden paths or activate bridges, plug up magma to avoid being roasted, dive under bridges, smash through wooden panels, and even shift the environment to take alternative paths. Even dead ends can lead to goodies or hidden areas if you send Bombette out or light them up with Watt. When you reach the Shiver Region, Mario’s comically accused of killing the mayor and players must prove his innocence, only for the mayor to simply have been in shock! Players must sneak past (then frantically run from) Tubba Glubba, venture down the different paths of Flower Fields doing glorified fetch quests to plant a beanstalk up to the clouds, smash giant blocks, and raise or lower staircases to progress.

Presentation:
Paper Mario takes a page out of Yoshi’s solo ventures to present a colourful mishmash of traditional 2D sprites and 3D graphics, with the game’s locations all being rendered with a 3D pop-up book aesthetic. This certainly adds some fun character and depth to each location as the camera pans and moves in interesting ways, with buildings often collapsing like cardboard as you enter and exit and Mario flattening down to take a nap. When in battle, the backgrounds maintain the pop-up book aesthetic but with a 2.5D bent, making them (and the entire game) appear to be an elaborate stage play. Despite being a flat, 2D sprite, Mario and his companions showcase a great deal of charm and character in their victory poses and their fun, whimsical dialogue (although Mario never speaks). I especially liked the outrage Mario’s partners voice when he’s amusingly accused of murder and the sass Peach shows when constantly discovered by Bowser, who’s as childish as ever despite having unlimited power. Ironically, however, Mario’s animations are surprisingly limited, which speaks to the simplistic gameplay of the game’s battles. This is true of his partners and enemies, though Koopas will topple over, enemies spin around in a daze before poofing out of existence, and some mini and main bosses even taunt you or transform mid-battle. Although it took me some time to adjust to the visual presentation of Paper Mario, I enjoyed how colourful and daft everything was; the game leans into humour in a big way and is consistently presented as a casual RPG throughout. I was a bit disappointed to see Luigi and other Mario characters sidelined, but it was fun seeing all the enemies you usually bop without a second’s thought are actually thriving races. It was amusing seeing Goombas and Koopas be so enamoured by Mario, to have him partner up with friendly versions of a Bob-omb and Lakitu, and to explore the environment using their unique abilities. The game’s storybook aesthetic is carried through to its cutscenes and interludes, and the cheerful soundtrack, though I must admit that no tunes stuck in my head after my playthrough.

A colourful, engaging adventure with some fun humour and beautiful visuals.

While Paper Mario isn’t exactly taxing the Nintendo 64 and plays things way too safe in a lot of ways, it performs really well and there’s a lot of visual variety in keeping with the Mario franchise. You start at Mario’s house where he and Luigi venture to Toad Town, only for Bowser to abscond with Peach’s entire castle and Mario forced to venture into deserts, haunted forests, and perilous mountains to liberate the Star Spirits. Toad Town alone has loads to see, from the post office to Club 64 at the docks and the dojo, but then you have places like Koopa Village (which you must save from a Fuzzy attack) and Lavalava Island’s Jade Jungle (which is full of hidden paths and little islands and leads to the hazardous Mt. Lavalava). Every location is full of NPCs and some change according to the story as Mario settles unrest, solves problems, or completes often tedious tasks. Flower Fields is perhaps the most engrossing area, sporting a hedge and pipe maze, thorny pits you must float over, and berries to collect and deliver, though I strangely enjoyed the confusing, twisted Forever Forest and even Dry Dry Desert. Each area sees you performing some convoluted tasks to reach a fortress or structure, in which you must get keys, hit switches, and progress towards the boss. Once you save all the Star Spirits, you ascend to Bowser’s Castle, taking a back entrance, rescuing captive Toads, avoiding lava and fire hazards, before reaching Peach’s all-too-quiet castle. Anyone who’s played Super Mario 64 will recognise the layout, though it’s been expanded to include a kitchen and other rooms and given a dark, ominous atmosphere thanks to being corrupted by Bowser’s evil. Other, more surreal areas also exist, such as Star Haven (a cosmic town populated by sentient stars and reached by traversing a mystical bridge formed by the Star Spirts) and Shooting Star Summit, where shooting stars fall harmless and the Star Spirits beg for your help. Additionally, the battle backgrounds change depending on where you are, adding a bit of variety to them even if the battle gameplay can get a bit tiresome at times.

Enemies and Bosses:
Many recognisable Mario enemies pop up in Paper Mario, respawning when you leave areas, though oddly failing to drop SP if you return at higher levels or battle undead enemies like Dry Bones or Gloombas. None of the regular enemies are especially difficult, sporting one or two attacks, but they do become more durable as you progress and appear alongside others who can make even simple enemies more troublesome. Goombas attack with a headbutt, sporting spiked hats to fend off Mario’s jumps or taking to the skies to avoid his hammer. Koopas are similar, though attack from a distance with their shells, while Fuzzies bite you to steal your HP and restore theirs and Bob-ombs explode in a kamikaze attack after being hit. Bullet Bills are endlessly fired by blasters, Monty Moles toss dirt, Boney Beetles, Clefts, and Koopatrols must be knocked over to make them vulnerable, and Bandits temporarily keep you from using items or certain attacks. Pokeys must be cut down to size, Bzzap!s defeated before they can poison you, and Duplighosts transform into your partner and gain their attacks! Colourful Magikoopas hover on broomsticks, fire magical blasts, and heal or buff their allies, some enemies (like the Groove Guy) call in backup or are engulfed in flames to deal fire damage, the various Clubbas hit hard with spiked maces, and Hammer Bros toss a bunch of hammers (or a single, powerful hammer). Some enemies are vulnerable to elemental attacks, such as the Bubbles and Embers and Frost Piranhas, while bigger, slightly more formidable enemy variants act as mini bosses, such as the Blue and Red Goomba Bros who hound Goombario, the giant Gloopers who lurk in the sewers, spitting ink and bopping your head, and the vulture-like Buzzar who attacks on Mt. Rugged, flinging his feathers and proving a formidable (if optional) challenge in the early game.

Despite Jr. Troopa’s persistence, the early game bosses aren’t too challenging.

Similarly, Mario may encounter Stone Chomps in Dry Dry Ruins and must battle the Big Lantern Ghost to recruit Watt, which can be annoying as you must attack his lantern to light up the arena but not so often that he extinguishes the flame, and his attacks often incapacitate your partner. Players can also choose to pay off or fight Kent C. Koopa, a large, short-sighted Koopa who squashes Mario with a ground pound and needs two hits to topple over. When on the outskirts of Starborn Valley, players can either flee from or fight the ghost-like Monstar, though this is merely for show, and must answer questions about the game and its characters when confronted by the Guard Door. The half-hatched Jr. Koopa constantly hounds you between chapters, adding new attacks and becoming tougher as the game progresses. At first, he’s quite weak but then he gains wings to limit your attack options, wields a magical rod, protects himself and attacks with a spiked attachment, unleashes a lightning blast, and even heals himself. While it takes some time for bosses to become more problematic, you do face a lot of them, and they can be difficult if you have the wrong partner or waste turns so be sure to use the Heart and Save Blocks often helpfully placed right before them. Your first challenge is the enchanted Goomba King, who fights alongside the Blue and Red Goomba Bros, though you can easily defeat all three by attacking the Goomut Tree. Next, you track down the elusive and strangely familiar Koopa Bros, who attack in a makeshift Bowser mech and then in a totem formation, with you needing to topple them over and using Kooper to hit all four at once. Tutankoopa guards Dry Dry Ruins, summons a Chain Chomp to attack and distract you, and you must find and battle Tubba Blubba’s disembodied heart to save the Boos of Gusty Gulch. You’ll need Watt to tackle the Shy Squad, who rob Toad Town and attack as a swarm, on stilts, and in a totem like the Koopa Bros, before General Guy steps in with his toy tank…thing. General Guy tosses bombs and fires lightning bolts from the tank’s lightbulb, so I’d suggest targeting that first.

Managing your partner and FP is crucial to succeed against the tougher late-game bosses.

Things ramp up when you face the Lava Piranha, which is accompanied by two Lava Buds that join it in spitting projectiles. After you damage it enough, the spiked plant catches fire, necessitating the use of elemental attacks, and it adds a more powerful fire breath attack to its arsenal. I particularly struggled against Huff N. Puff, who spawns Tuff Puffs every time he’s hit which not only attack you but are consumed by him to restore his HP! You must tap A to reduce the damage of his wind breath, and to mitigate his lightning attack, and pop his Tuff Puffs (while still damaging him) so they don’t bolster his attacks or HP. The Crystal King wasn’t a pushover either as he summons Crystal Bits, freezes you, duplicates himself (with two of the three being intangible), and heals himself to undo all your hard work. While Bowser is unbeatable at the start of the game, he’s more vulnerable in the endgame, though he can make himself invincible with the Star Rod so you must cast Star Beam (which doesn’t cost FP but wastes a turn) to remove the spell. Bowser attacks with claw swipes (which can poison you so be sure to equip a nullifying Badge), fire breath, and a shockwave that incapacitates your partner. He also heals, grows, and becomes immune to the Star Beam thanks to Kammy Koopa. After knocking the old witch off with Peach and Twink, you gain the Peach Beam to dispel Bowser’s magic and continue the fight (with full HP and FP). Though Bowser’s lightning bolt, ground pound, and healing are aggravating, using Watt to power up Mario’s Mega Jump saw me to a hard-fought victory.

Additional Features:
There are 160 Star Pieces in Paper Mario, with many found by whacking or ground pounding certain tiles while others are out in the open or inside chests. If you take these to Shooting Star Summit, you can trade them for Badges, of which there are sixty-nine (nice!) varieties. These can either be found or bought, but you’ll need to upgrade Mario’s BP stat to equip the most Badges as some cost more BP than others. You can also acquire duplicates, allowing you to further boost Mario’s HP or FP, which are capped at fifty apiece (while the BP cap is thirty and Mario’s maximum level is twenty-seven). Although there’s no post-game content, there’s plenty to do, such as finding all the Special Blocks to upgrade your partners, finding all twenty-five of Parakarry’s lost letters, having Tayce T. cook up unique items, and taking on Chuck Quizmo’s quizzes. Your rewards are pretty much always Star Pieces or Badges, however, and there are no additional characters, worlds, or bosses to unlock. However, if you challenge the Toad Town dojo, you’ll face five additional battles against some tough opponents, culminating in a superboss showdown with the dojo’s Master, earning a diploma for each victory and changing some NPC dialogue to reflect your achievement. You can also purchase up to ten Li’l Oinks to populate a small farm in Toad Town, gaining rare items every time a Li’ Oink leaves the pen, and unlock Rip Cheato’s shop for some rare (and expensive) items. Otherwise, you can abuse the Nintendo Switch’s save state feature to help with some of the game’s trickier battles, though it’s still worth fighting every enemy and thinking strategically about which stat up level-up.

Final Thoughts:
I was hesitant about playing Paper Mario, despite how much I enjoyed Super Mario RPG. I assumed it would be a fun, colourful, whimsical little adventure with simple RPG mechanics and puzzles. And, mostly, I was right: Paper Mario isn’t going to be taxing most hardened RPG players, but there’s nothing wrong with a casual gaming experience. However, I was surprised by the difficulty spike near the end game, mainly because it feels forced due to the strange way levelling-up works and how limited your partners and their abilities are. So many battles would’ve been much easier if your partner could use items or Star Spirits and, while some Badges mitigate this, it can get annoying. While the visual presentation can be a little jarring (and disappointing given it’s not a true 3D RPG), the pop-up-book aesthetic works really well and made everything very charming and humorous. Similarly, while I was disappointed to see Luigi get the shaft again, I quite enjoyed Mario’s new partners and seeing a different side to his enemies, who have their own societies and towns and such. While I felt the game dragged in the middle, padding out the runtime with fetch quests and tedious puzzle solving, it usually led to a fun boss battle and some new abilities to make things easier. I enjoyed the variety in each area, who there was a lot to see and do and discover, and the little interactions between Mario and the NPCs. I was also a fan of the Peach-centric interludes, which were a nice break from the main gameplay loop, and how each partner’s abilities encouraged backtracking and exploration. While I don’t believe Paper Mario is better than Super Mario RPG, it was definitely a fun experience in short bursts. It lacked a lot of deeper RPG mechanics and features I expect from the genre, outstayed its welcome at times, and the BP gimmick needlessly handicapped the player’s abilities, but it was very bright and carefree and is probably worth your time if you need a break between more challenging RPGs.

My Rating:

Rating: 3 out of 5.

Pretty Good

Did you enjoy Paper Mario? How do you think it compares to Super Mario RPG and later games in the series? Which of Mario’s partners was your favourite and did you like seeing his enemies expanded upon? Do you agree that the combat and gameplay got repetitive after a while? Which Badges did you equip for your playthrough? Did you ever find all the letters and defeat all the dojo’s combatants? Which Super Mario spin-off is your favourite and how are you celebrating Nintendo’s mascot this month? Feel free to share your memories and opinions of Paper Mario in the comments and subscribe to my Ko-Fi for more Mario content.

Mini Game Corner [Mario Month]: Mario Party (Nintendo Switch)

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So, for no better reason than “Mar.10” resembling Mario’s name, March 10th is widely regarded as being “Mario Day”, a day to celebrate Nintendo’s portly plumber, an overalls-wearing mascot who literally changed the videogame industry forever and shaped the home console market of the nineties.

Released: 2 November 2022
Originally Released: 18 December 1998
Developer: Nintendo

Original Developer: Hudson Soft
Also Available For: Nintendo 64
Metacritic Scores: 79 / 7.8

Quick Facts
After Super Mario 64’s (Nintendo EAD, 1996) critical and financial success. Nintendo followed up with a series of spin-off titles, with Mario Party being one of the most lauded. Mario Party was geared towards multiplayer gameplay and set the blueprint for a sub-series of Mario videogames (and numerous copycats). Widely praised, especially when played with friends, Mario Party’s mini games were celebrated for their variety and challenge, though some complained of hand injuries. Nintendo long avoided re-releasing the first title in favour of its sequels or new games, though some of its mini games were revamped in the Mario Party: The Top 100 (NDcube, 2017).

The Review:
As you might’ve guessed, Mario Party is a party game where players compete against their friends or computer-controlled opponents, rolling dice and making moves and playing various Mini-Games, across six initial board-like stages and two unlockable areas, to become the “Super Star”. Players pick from six recognisable characters, though they all play the same, which is a shame considering Wario (my go-to) and Donkey Kong are known for their strength and Luigi is known for his low traction and high jumping, characteristics that sadly don’t factor into the Mini-Games. Players are guided by Toad and a friendly Koopa Troopa, who teach the rules, award Coins and Stars, and detail the controls and objectives. When starting a game, you can set the number of human and computer players, set the difficulty level, and establish how many “turns” it takes to finish. You then select a board, with each sporting different gimmicks and difficulty ratings, and finally hit a rolling dice to decide the order of play. Unfortunately, there’s no way to speed up the games and you must sit and watch as each player takes their turn, navigates the board and its hazards and gimmicks, and competes in single-player Mini-Games, which gets very tedious. Mario Party’s controls are super simple: you press A to hit dice and confirm selections or to jump or swim in some Mini-Games, press B to exit menu screens, view the entire map from the main board, or attack or speed up in some Mini-Games, use A and ZL to perform a butt stomp, and press the Right trigger for an alternative view of the main board map. Your goal is to do circuits of the board, collecting Coins from Blue Spaces and Mini-Games and reaching Toad to buy a Star, avoiding Red Spaces (which sap your Coins) and Bowser spaces, where possible. The player with the most Stars (or Coins, in the event of a tie), wins, and players are awarded additional Stars for having the most Coins, winning the most Mini-Games, or landing on the most “Happening Spaces”.

Navigate colourful boards, dealing with hazards and earning Coins and Stars to claim victory.

Happening Spaces do different things depending on the board but generally swap Toad’s position with Bowser’s, which can be good or bad depending on where you are on the board. If you land on a “Chance Time Space”, you play a roulette-style game where you hit spinning dice to swap Coins or Stars between players, which can again aid or hinder you. Bowser Spaces see the Koopa King challenging you to tougher Mini-Games where you lose more Coins if you fail, or initiate a faster Chance Time game where he steals your Coins, or he forces you to buy a useless item. You’ll also encounter ghostly Boos who steal Coins from any player for free or grab a Star from them for a small fee, Bob-Ombs blast you across Wario’s Battle Canyon, and Koopa Troopa awards 10 Coins each time you pass him. When you’re close to the end, this is upped to 20 and each Blue and Red Space gifts or removes additional Coins. Players can take alternate paths in most boards, either by selecting an arrow, paying to pass a Thwomp or a Whomp, activating a trap, or depositing Coins  to open or shut doors. When playing Princess “Peach” Toadstool’s Birthday Cake board, you can plant one of four seeds to be shunted towards Bowser or Toad or plant Strawberry Seeds to spawn Piranha Plants that steal Stars from passing players. Upon completion, your Coins and Stars are deposited in the Mushroom Bank to spend them at the Mushroom Shop to purchase helpful items. These earn you additional interest on your Coins, double or half your current Coin stock, unlock the credits and sound test, and can remove Boos or Koopa Troopas from some boards. Other items randomly award or take away Coins, randomly switch player positions, and randomly spawn a Boo, Bowser, or Koopa Troopa, none of which I found particularly useful. While some boards are quite simple to navigate, others force you to take different paths to avoid Bowser or reach Toad, while others have you hopping around seemingly at random to reach Toad. Wario’s Battle Canyon was the worst for this as the Bob-Omb cannons keep switching targets and some areas are filled with Mini-Game Spaces or Red Spaces, which drags the tedious game out even more.

Though often frustrating, the Mini-Games are the best part of this tedious party game.

The main draw of Mario Party are the Mini-Games, which are played either solo, in a free-for-all, in teams, or pit one character against the other three. It seems to be random which player is fought against in these latter Mini-Games unless you land on a Bowser Space, where you’re usually on the defensive. Each Mini-Game has a time limit and has you capturing the most Coins. You’ll dig through dirt to locate treasure chests, dive to the ocean floor (with or without a partner) to grab treasure while avoiding Bloopers and sharks, toss a Bob-omb between players to avoid being blown up, and play a Mario-themed version of musical chairs where you must race to the big red mushroom and its treasure when the music stops. You’ll be desperately cutting out shapes as accurately as possible, warping Bowser’s face like the face manipulation minigame in Super Mario 64, alternating button presses to inflate a Bowser balloon, and smashing Coin Blocks. In Skateboard Scamper, you must frantically tap B to skateboard along a crumbling path, jumping over Thwomps and snagging floating Coins, while Box Mountain has you smash boxes for Coins, Grab Bag has you playing “capture the flag” with loot, and Platform Peril has you awkwardly hopping between falling platforms not unlike Rainbow Ride. Some Mini-Games have you frantically wrestling the game’s odd momentum and physics to avoid falling in water, such as Mushroom Mix-Up, Bumper Balls, Hammer Drop, and Bombs Away. Tipsy Tourney sees you completing a picture puzzle by running over squares, Mario bandstand has you tapping A at the right time to play a song, Shy Guy Says has to tapping either A or B to avoid being set adrift, and Cast Aways sees you clumsily flicking the left stick to try and snag floating loot. You’ll be running from Boos as you carry a lightbulb through a haunted corridor, playing jump rope with flames, spinning about like crazy in Slot Car Derby, and trying to (or hoping that) drop a treasure chest through a pipe maze.

Greater challenges await if you can stand to put in the time to grind for Coins and Stars.

In one-on-three Mini-Games, you must all attack a player dressed as Bowser (or avoid those attacks), play bowling, smash Coin Blocks with a massive hammer, gingerly cross a tightrope (or blast the player with your cannon), try not to snap your console futility wriggling free in the Crane Game, butt stomp a raincloud to have a Piranha Plant eat a player (or desperately outrun it), play tug o’ war, and splash about in a paddle boat. Two-on-two games see you randomly paired with another player for some bobsled racing, wiggling the left stick to hobble across a desert, stealing and dunking a bombsketball, and pumping a handcar and steering into tight corners to avoid falling in lava. I rarely got to play a single-player Mini-Game but these see you matching picture squares, playing a slot machine, smacking the right Boo out of a gaggle of ghosts, playing whack-a-mole with Piranha Plants, and pounding tree stumps. Mini-Games are purchased from the Mini-Game House to be freely played but, while they’re the best part of the game, it does get tedious when you play the same ones over and over or must watch players tackle them alone. Mario Party is also quite challenging even on the easiest difficulties as it’s very easy to do laps of a board and not buy any Stars or for players to steal all your Coins and Stars. While the Nintendo Switch’s save state feature helps with this, it won’t help with the game’s janky-ass mechanics that see what should be random actions be pre-determined, ensuring you land on the wrong spaces or are robbed. The computer generally always targets you, which doesn’t help, and it gets very annoying being denied a Star thanks to the board shifting. If you collect 100 Stars, you unlock the Eternal Star board and you can buy Bowser’s Magma Mountain for a mere 980 Coins, finishing each board sees the Power Stars change the map and title screen, and there’s even a special Mini-Game Island that challenges you to play and win all fifty Mini-Games. This mode utilises a life system, with players earning extra lives for every 100 Coins and losing lives when they fail a Mini-Game, and also includes some helpful shortcuts. Clearing every Mini-Game and setting records and beating Toad to the goal unlocks the Bumper Ball Maze Mini-Games, though I’d say this mode is only for die-hard Mario Party players.

Final Thoughts:  
I was hesitant to play Mario Party as I didn’t like the idea of being screwed over by chance or landing on bogus spaces, but I figured I could manipulate the save state system to counteract this. Unfortunately, the game isn’t designed that way; if Mario rolls a six, he rolls a six each time you reload and if Yoshi chooses to swap your Stars with Peach then you’re losing those Stars. Things started out decent enough; the game’s very colourful and whimsical, even with the low-poly models, and I liked how each board had different gimmicks. Unfortunately, things become very tedious very quickly as there’s no way to fast forward or skip computer-controlled player turns, dragging each game out even with the least amount of turns selected. It’s also frustratingly easy to lose Coins and Stars thanks to spiteful players, some games see you earn less Stars because Toad keeps fucking moving (!), and I got annoyed at being forced to watch or play a Mini-Game every thirty seconds. Luckily, the Mini-Games are fun and, in many ways, the campaign is just window dressing for these games, which I’m sure led to many fallouts between friends back in the day. While some or more aggravating than others, they’re bite-sized challenges that can (mostly) be easily mastered, meaning it’s probably better to stick with Mini-Game Island than tackle the main boards. My opinion may be skewed because I played alone against three computer-controlled opponents, but I quickly lost patience with Mario Party. It annoyed me that the characters didn’t have different stats or abilities to make them unique and I wasn’t enthusiastic about grinding for all the Coins and Stars to unlock the bonus boards. I’m also even less enthusiastic about the series as a whole and have no plans to play other Mario Party games, though maybe that Top 100 game would be more my speed.

My Rating:

Rating: 2 out of 5.

Could Be Better

Do you think I was too harsh on the original Mario Party? Which of the playable characters was your go-to and were you also disappointed they didn’t have unique attributes? Did you also find the main game tedious or do you have fond memories of playing with your friends? Which of the boards, Mini-Games, and gimmicks was your favourite? Did you ever unlock the bonus boards and best Mini-Game Island? Which Mario Party game is your favourite and how are you celebrating Mario’s birthday this year? Whatever your thoughts on Mario Party, share them below and, if you want to see me tackle other Mario Party titles, drop a donation on Ko-Fi!

Game Corner [Mario Month]: Wario Land 4 (Nintendo Switch)

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So, for no better reason than “Mar.10” resembling Mario’s name, March 10th is widely regarded as being “Mario Day”, a day to celebrate Nintendo’s portly plumber, an overalls-wearing mascot who literally changed the videogame industry forever and shaped the home console market of the nineties.

Released: 14 February 2025
Originally Released: 21 August 2001
Developer: Nintendo R&D1

Also Available For: Game Boy Advance, Nintendo Switch 2, Nintendo Wii U (Japan Only)
Metacritic Scores: 88 / 8.8

Quick Facts:
Designed by Hiroji Kiyotake to symbolise Nintendo R&D1’s displeasure at being denied the chance to create original videogames, Mario’s dastardly doppelgänger first appeared in Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins (ibid, 1992). Wario then usurped Nintendo’s portly plumber as the face of Mario’s handheld sub-series, leading to three highly regarded portable adventures. Wario Land 4 restricted Wario to an ancient pyramid and incorporated “Metroidvania”-like exploration alongside more traditional platforming mechanics compared to its previous two games. A strong seller, Wario Land 4 was met with widespread acclaim as reviews praised the replay value, colourful and lively graphics, and balanced challenge, though the lack of true innovation was noted.

Gameplay and Power-Ups:
Like its predecessors, Wario Land 4 is a 2D, action-orientated platformer in which players take Mario’s despicable lookalike through an ancient pyramid, navigating a simplistic hub world to take one of four passages and explore four worlds in each, tackling a boss at the end to obtain treasure from the pyramid. Players get two save files and, for the first time in the Land series, a health bar, represented by hearts. Wario can partially or completely refill his health by defeating enemies and collecting Little Hearts to fill a meter, Hearts for a full heart, or smashing special treasure chests for a Full Health Item. Wario’s abilities are largely retained from the previous titles, with him jumping with A (jumping higher the longer you hold the button) and charging at enemies, destructible objects, and treasures chests with B or X. You can hold down the Left or Right trigger to charge ahead, ploughing through most enemies and blocks, perform a leaping charge, butt stomp by pressing down in mid-air, swim by tapping A, and roll into a ball to crash through small tunnels by holding down on slopes. Enemies can be stunned by bumping them, allowing Wario to automatically pick them up. If you hold down B, you can charge a throw, with Wario tossing whatever he’s holding higher and further the longer you hold it down, which is great for smashing blocks, hitting ! switches, or opening certain doors by tossing shapes. Players climb ladders, use warp pipes, and jump to small or moving platforms to progress, earning points for every enemy defeated and the gems they collect. Blue and Red Crystals are plentiful but you’ll want to explore and experiment to collect the Diamonds hidden in each world. Some blocks can only be destroyed with a fully charged dash or by performing a ground pound from way up high. Wario must frantically return to the entrance warp upon activating a Frog Switch, giving him up to ten minutes to do so before the bomb explodes, robs him of some treasure, and returns him to the hub world.

Blast and transform your way through worlds to find the Jewel Pieces needed to progress.

Although Wario can now take damage and fail his quest if he runs out of hearts, he can still be transformed by certain enemy attacks and environmental factors. When consuming food, Wario becomes fat and heavy, easily crashing through blocks and shrugging off attacks. When pricked by a Beezley, Wario inflates like a balloon and floats until he hits a ceiling, floating higher by tapping B, while bubbles force him through water and rapids if you’re not careful. Flames set Wario on fire, causing him to run around in a panic and eventually become consumed, destroying Bonfire Blocks in the process. Similarly, he becomes a snowball when hit with falling snow, rolling down hills and crashing through Snowman Blocks as he goes. When crushed, Wario flattens and awkwardly floats down shafts and through tiny gaps and, when hit by a Yeti’s sneeze, he freezes and flies back. If hit by a Menhanmā’s hammer, Wario becomes a spring, leaping high into the sky and through any blocks by pressing A, becomes a shambling, gloopy zombie when hit by a Skeleton Bird, falling through any platforms as he goes, and transforms into a bat upon touching a Minicula, allowing him to fly by tapping A. While some of these are temporary, others are cancelled out upon touching water or light sources, and they seem far more situational compared to the last two games. I was disappointed that no new transformations appeared and that the transformations aren’t as interesting as it’s usually pretty simple to figure out how to use them. Similarly, while players can uncover hidden doors by exploring and smashing blocks, most worlds are quite linear, with alternate paths generally being quite obvious and leading to the same collectibles. Wario must find four coloured Jewel Pieces in every world and escape with the ghost-like Keyzer to open doors in the hub world’s passages, meaning you either need to explore thoroughly the first time through or return the world to find what you missed. This can be a bit annoying and basically forces you to 100% every world, which can be a chore, especially when Jewel Pieces are only accessible after hitting the Frog Switch and opening new paths.

Despite the mini games and variety, the gameplay loop is tedious and simplistic.

As you explore, you come across mini challenge rooms where you must toss archaeologist Arewo Shitain-hakase past obstacles or at switches to earn additional Diamonds, and you can play three mini games to earn Coins. These see you timing swings of a baseball bat, playing an endless runner, and matching Wario’s face. The Coins earned are used in the Item Shop prior to each boss fight, gifting you powerful, automatically triggered items that reduce or decimate the boss’s health. Otherwise, worlds offer some surprising variety as they’re themed around jungles, temples, factories, and deserts rather than sticking to the Egyptian pyramid aesthetic. Some worlds are notably maze-like, like the looping 40 Below Fridge, which has you rolling about as a snowball to access new passages, and Hotel Horror, which is a haunted hotel maze of doors and ladders. Wildflower Fields has you scaling giant beanstalks, Pinball Zone forces you to throw multiple Chomp Balls into Pinball Tulips to unlock doors, and Doodle Woods sees a floating Hoggus spawn enemies with its drawings. A pirate ghost kidnaps Keyzer in Crescent Moon Village, pistons and conveyor belts litter the steampunk-esque Curious Factory, and you’ll be swimming through underwater passages in Mystic Lake. Flying carpets carry you through the sky in Arabian Night, you must stop the chance wheels at the correct places in The Big Board to gain transformations and open paths, and you hop to swinging, vine-like platforms in the rainswept Monsoon Jungle. The challenge is relatively fair, with most enemies and hazards being more of an annoyance, but the difficulty comes in searching for the Jewel Pieces and Keyzer and racing back to the entrance warp before the timer runs out. Temporary platforms, tricky jumps, and alternate paths both help and hinder this task, but the gameplay loop gets a bit tedious very quickly since you must find all the Jewel Pieces and Keyzer to progress. This means there’s less emphasis on collecting loot and exploring for hidden treasure than in previous games, less focus on the transformations, and more focus on replaying worlds until you’ve found what you need to progress.

Presentation:
Without a doubt, Wario Land 4 is the best-looking game in the series so far. Wario is more animated and expressive than ever, spouting phrases as he succeeds or takes damage and performing various idle poses, such as pumping iron or skipping rope. He even flails about in water and has never looked better when transformed into a zombie or set on fire, which makes it all the more bizarre, disappointing, and frustrating that the game’s story is practically non-existent. Even the Game Boy Color games featured cutscenes and some dialogue, but all we get here is some shots of Wario blasting about in his muscle car, finding the pyramid, and opening its doors. The ending tries to compensate for this by offering large sprite art renditions of Wario’s victories over the bosses, but it’s too little too late and I was very disappointed to see that the story didn’t get more emphasis. Similarly, it’s quite unfortunate that Wario’s stuck inside a pyramid for the entire game, visiting worlds by leaping into warp portals rather than exploring an ever expanding and changing island or larger hub world, things that even the first game did much better. The music was equally forgettable, with none of the tunes really sticking in my head, an annoying jingle playing every time you transform, and the environment and soundtrack warping and distorting when you’re ordered to “Hurry up!” after activating the Frog Switch. It’s a shame as there are some fun, comical moments, like a cameo from Mr. Game & Watch and the various items being wheeled out to attack the bosses, who are all large and disturbing. It might’ve been nice to include some sections where you barrel along in Wario’s muscle car, or to bring back the hats from the first game, or to see Wario properly exploring the pyramid rather than just hobbling to each passage and walking through samey-looking hallways each time.

Despite Wario Land 4 being a visual treat, the lack of focus on story hurts it.

And yet, there’s a fair amount of variety in Wario Land 4, with each passage sporting various environments to explore, each one somewhat related to a specific theme. The Emerald Passage is themed around nature, for example, meaning you explore a palm tree seaside, a flower field, a sprawling lake, and a stormswept jungle. The Ruby Passage is themed around industry, placing you in an industrial factory, a toxic landfill akin to a sewer or junkyard, a freezing fridge with lots of slippery platforms and snow, and a pinball-themed maze. The Topaz Passage is themed around toys, with the first world literally being a toy chest, the second being a toy village, the third being a stationary-themed woods that would fit right in with a Yoshi title, and the final world seeing you knock over and outrace dominos before they block off paths and doors. The Sapphire Passage is themed around horror and ghosts, with you exploring a haunted village, a night-time Indian city, a fiery cavern full of lava and flaming geyser, and a labyrinthine hotel that’s so full of spookies and mysteries that Wario should’ve called Luigi for help! The final area, the Golden Passage, lands you right on the Frog Switch and gives you 9:30 to reach the ending, running a gauntlet of all the enemies, obstacles, and gimmicks you’ve encountered before and utilising each of Wario’s transformations to progress. This world is a golden-bricked environment with falling chandeliers that transitions to a stone temple and features drops to rushing water that loop you around if you’re not careful. None of Wario Land 4’s worlds are particularly innovative or original and they feature less alternative paths and rewards compared to the last three games, making them far more linear save for a few instances where you must search a little harder for missing Jewel Pieces. I liked that they remained visually distinct from other Super Mario games, featuring few gimmicks and aspects from those games, but it would’ve been nice to see them play more into Wario’s strengths and transformations, and maybe feature more collectibles to unearth by exploring.

Enemies and Bosses:
As far as I can remember (it has been a while and I don’t care to dig too deep into it), Wario Land 4 features an all-new line-up of baddies, though some fulfil similar functions, like Menhanmās squashing you with their hammers and Kaentsubos and Pig Head Statues setting you on fire. The most common enemies are the Goomba-like Marumen, who simply wander back and forth, while the Shy Guy-like Spear-Mask prod you with spears and the masked Totsumen charge you. Spikys need flipping over with a ground pound to attack their underbellies, Shieragutchi spring from the seabed, and Goggley-Blades cut through the water to try and skewer you. Bow Balloons and Beezley’s turn you into Puffy Wario, Ringosukī apes toss apples to help or hinder you as Fat Wario, and Skeelton Birds can send you plummeting through platforms if their spit turns you into a zombie. Men’onos and their mummified variants charge with axes, harmless caterpillars slither around the Wildflower Fields, mole-like creatures ram into you, and large sea monsters pop from holes in the background of Mystic Lake. Various robots patrol the Ruby Passage worlds, such as an armoured mech that tosses its head and a robotic bird that flies at you, while miniature toy Wario’s litter the Topaz Passage worlds. They’re joined by spear-wielding Dice, a strange hybrid of a pig and a snail, and ballerina pigs spawned by Hoggus. Bowlers toss boulders in the Fiery Cavern before being turned into Yetis when the world freezes, bats flitter about in Arabian Night, and a large pirate ghost lingers in the background of Crescent Moon Village, being harmless until they spot Keyzer, whom they abduct on sight. There are six bosses to contend with in Wario Land 4, with four being fought in whatever order you tackle the Passages in and the first fought to clear the Entry Passage, each being significantly damaged by the item your purchase, and each fought against a timer.

Six surreal, monstrous bosses offer a decent challenge beyond just ramming into them.

The first is a monstrous eggplant that wanders back and forth in an enclosed arena, assisted by smaller minions and eventually turning feral after enough hits. At first, you must ram its face but, when it goes mad, you must hop over it to finish it off from behind. After waking Cractus, you must climb the nearby ladders to avoid its chomping mouth and spiked leaves, butt stomp its head as it passes under you. After a few hits, it spews bile that transforms you into a zombie, adds homing jabs to its arsenal, and floats around more erratically. I fought Aerodent next, a giant inflatable bear controlled by a mouse ghost. You must avoid the pin enemies it drops and hit its glowing feet to expose the mouse, ramming it to deal damage, dodging the flames it drops and desperately trying to land multiple hits in a small window. Catbat was somewhat similar in that you must ram the cat on its head, avoiding its spiked furballs and using the waves it spews to get closer, eventually butt stomping its head to finish it. Finally, I fought Cuckoo Condor, potentially the toughest of the regular bosses. This giant cuckoo clock bird-thing grabs you in its talons and drives you into the spiked wheels on either side of the arena and tosses buzzsaws, which can also be electrified. You must quickly ram its claw to hit the boss, then frantically grab the eggs it drops before they spawn explosive chicks, and toss them at just the right angle to deal damage. The final boss is a multi-phase battle with the Golden Diva, which tosses you about with is Kabuki-like masks, shields itself with a fan, drops green enemies, spawns a rubber ball, conjures black eggs and explosive chicks, and drops a spiked hammer. You must ram, grab, or use each of these to deal damage, either by tossing them or springing into her face, eventually stunning her when she destroys the ground to reveal spikes and butt stomping her head.

Additional Features:
There are four Jewel Pieces in each world and each must be collected to unlock the boss doors. You must also find Keyzer or else you can’t access each subsequent world in the Passage. Every world also hides a CD, unlocking a music track for the Sound Room, and hides hidden challenge rooms where you toss about Arewo Shitain-hakase to snag extra loot. The game can be played on “Normal” or “Hard” from the start, which affects how much health you start with and even the placement of Jewel Pieces and treasure. Beating the game on “Hard” unlocks the extra challenging “S-Hard” mode, and all bosses are revived once you finish the game, allowing you to battle them again and best your time and replay previous worlds to find those missing CDs. You can waste a few hours grinding the mini games to earn extra Coins and try out the different items against the bosses, and you’ll get different endings depending on the difficulty you play and how fast you defeat the bosses, depicting Wario with more or less loot and driving different vehicles. This version of the game also allows you to rewind the action and create save states, significantly reducing the challenge and making it a bit easier to hunt for Jewel Pieces and Keyzer or undo any mistakes.

Final Thoughts:
I was really excited to get into Wario Land 4 since I’ve been a huge fan of the series since Wario’s debut. I was expecting it to be like the last two and feature multiple paths, lots of treasure, and tricky puzzles focusing on Wario’s bizarre transformations. Instead, I got a relatively simple platformer that significantly reduced the focus on these transformations, making Wario more vulnerable and not even offering any new power-ups for him. Sure, you still have to explore the worlds but nowhere near to the extent as before, with most alternative paths being fairly obvious and offering little reward since your treasure barely matters this time around. All that matters are those damn Jewel Pieces and Keyzer, crutches that force you to linger in worlds or replay them just to progress to the boss, which really soured the experience for me. I think it should’ve been mandatory to have one or the other, then have the other gimmick used to unlock bonus areas or challenges. Instead, you can just ignore everything and focus only on collecting those, eliminating much of the appeal in exploring and figuring out the game’s far simpler puzzles. While Wario Land 4 looks fantastic and is a visual treat, this gameplay loops really stifled my enjoyment. The race back to the beginning and to defeat bosses added some tension but also seemed like a forced gimmick to artificially up the challenge, and the minigames were uninspired and boring, which is a shame as the items you buy are quite fun. I was really disappointed by the lack of focus on the story, the linear nature of the narrative, and that Wario was stuck inside a pyramid, even if the worlds have some decent variety. Ultimately, as gorgeous as Wario Land 4 is, I feel it doesn’t live up to its deeper and more complex predecessors, offering far less replay value and being a disappointingly lacklustre title instead of the definitive Wario Land experience.

My Rating:

Rating: 3 out of 5.

Pretty Good

Ae you a fan of Wario Land 4? How did you think it compared to the other Wario Land videogames? Were you disappointed by the smaller scale of the game and the forced collection of Jewel Pieces? What did you think to the graphics and bizarre bosses? Were you also surprised to see there were no new transformations and less focus on treasure hunting? Did you ever beat the game on S-Hard mode? Would you like to see more of Wario or do you think he’s better suited as a side character? How are you celebrating the Super Mario franchise this month? Whatever your thoughts on Wario, feel free to drop a comment below, support me on Ko-Fi, and check out my other Wario reviews.