Movie Night: Madame Web

Released: 14 February 2024
Director: S. J. Clarkson
Distributor: Sony Pictures Releasing
Budget: $80 million
Stars: Dakota Johnson, Tahar Rahim, Sydney Sweeney, Celeste O’Connor, Isabela Merced, and Adam Scott

The Plot:
After a near-death experience,.paramedic Cassandra “Cassie” Webb (Johnson) begins seeing glimpses of the future revolving around Ezekiel Sims (Rahim), a superpowered businessman determined to kill three teenagers before they can kill him in the future as Spider-Women, compelling Cassie to begrudgingly discover the truth of her past and protect the girls.

The Background:
After Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man trilogy (2000 to 2007) proved a phenomenal success, Marc Webb’s reboot films proved sadly mediocre and led to an unprecedented agreement between Sony Pictures and Marvel Studios that allowed the iconic wall-crawler to appear in the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) and Sony to release tangentially-connected spin-offs featuring Spidey’s villains and side characters. Encouraged by the financial (if not critical) reception of their Venom (Various, 2018 to present) movies (and seemingly undeterred after the car-crash reception of Morbius (Espinosa, 2022)), Sony not only signed off on a solo project for Sergei Kravinoff/Kraven the Hunter, but also the enigmatic clairvoyant Cassandra Webb/Madame Web. Created by Dennis O’Neil and John Romita Jr., Madame Web first appeared in The Amazing Spider-Man #210 and significantly influenced Spider-Man’s battles against multiversal forces, but is perhaps best known for her inclusion in the Spider-Man animated series (1994 to 1998), where she was voiced by Joan Lee (wife of the legendary Stan Lee). Writing began on a Madame Web feature while Morbius was still in production and saw numerous rewrites, even after director S. J. Clarkson signed on and retooled it into Sony’s first female-centric Marvel film. Producer Lorenzo di Bonaventura expressed difficulties in adapting Madame Web’s clairvoyance to the screen and emphasising secrecy surrounding the project given her relative obscurity, a fact explicitly addressed by the inclusion of other, more recognisable Spider-Women. The cast appear to have been mislead as to the status of the film in the wider MCU; this may explain the bizarre marketing campaign that saw star Dakota Johnson seemingly openly criticise the film, though she wasn’t the only one. After numerous delays, Madame Web released to scathing reviews; the film made just shy of $100 million at the box office and critics attacked the poor dialogue and script, lacklustre special effects and pacing, and the blatant false advertising regarding three of the lead characters.

The Review:
So, if I had a whole bunch of negativity towards making standalone, Spider-Man-less films about the likes of Eddie Brock/Venom and Doctor Michael Morbius, you can be damn sure that I was baffled to the point of insanity by the decision to make a solo Madame Web movie. Not only is she an extremely obscure Spider-Man character, but her depiction is generally as a wizened, blind mentor who manipulates Spider-Man like a chess piece as part of Marvel’s on-again/off-again insistence on convoluting Spidey’s origins and mythos with semi-paranormal cosmic ideas of Spider Totems and “Webs of Fate”. It’s ironic, really, as the concept could have worked a little better if Madame Web had been depicted as a Professor Charles Xavier/Professor X-type figure, mentoring and recruiting Spider-Women to oppose the Inheritors, despite my dislike for them, because at least then the focus would be on the spider-powered women and not this thoroughly unlikeable paramedic who, despite choosing a carer where she’s sworn to protect lives and being depicted as a workaholic who rushes to do that very thing, is reluctant to help the three girls targeted by Ezekiel Sims. Much of Cassie’s reluctance stems from her lingering feelings of abandonment, confusion about her true self and past, and what’s framed as an unconventional upbringing since her mother, Constance (Kerry Bishé), died during childbirth and Cassie was raised in the foster system, left with only mementos of her mother, Constance’s research into the near-mythical spiders of the Peruvian jungles, and the mistaken, childish belief that Constance cared more about her arachnids than raising her daughter. Consequently, Cassie has a bit of an abrasive edge to her; while she tirelessly works to save lives alongside her friend and partner, Ben Parker (Scott), she’s uncomfortable with receiving gratitude for this, has no idea how to act around children, and would much rather spend time in her apartment with a local stray cat than socialise with her colleagues or even Ben’s pregnant sister-in-law, Mary Parker (Emma Roberts). Her anxiety and social awkwardness is only exacerbated after she nearly drowns and is sporadically bombarded by visions of the past and near future, all framed by a mysterious web-like pattern, though she initially dismisses these visions and it takes her a ridiculously long amount of time to realise that they’re not only true, but that the fates she is witnessing can be changed.

Three girls destined for greatness must rely on Cassie’s sporadic clairvoyance to survive.

Central to her visions are four individuals – a violent killer clad in a somewhat-familiar spider-themed costume and possessing superhuman strength and spider-like abilities, and three twenty-somethings teenagers that Cassie sees horribly murdered by this assassin time and again. As fate would have it, their destinies are all intertwined and lead Cassie to encounter the three girls individually to establish some surface-level characteristics for the three that are partially developed as the film chugs along. Julia Cornwall (Sweeney) is the quiet, shy girl who’s struggling with her parents’ divorce, Anya Corazon (Merced) is both book smart (she literally wears a t-shirt proclaiming her love of “math”) and dealing with fending for herself after her father’s deportation, and skater Mattie Franklin (O’Connor) is the streetwise rude girl with a chip on her shoulder since she comes from money. The three couldn’t be more different but quickly form a genuinely enjoyable sisterhood after they’re saved by Cassie; while initially distrusting of her, they eventually come to believe in her janky clairvoyance after she saves them from Ezekiel multiple times. However, Cassie is seemingly impulsively compelled to do this, and it takes her a while to realise the responsibility she has towards the girls; she routinely abandons them, chastises them, and even jets off to Peru to investigate her origins and undergo a spiritual journey that finally teaches her that she has an obligation to protect the three with her abilities. The three girls do their best with the materials, appearing fun and likeable and adding some pathos to their characters through their shared feelings of abandonment, but the script is rarely in their favour. The same is true for Cassie, who constantly narrates her life like an idiot and acts very irrationally for a paramedic, though eventually she settles into the role of a reluctant surrogate mother and protector to the girls.

Ezekiel targets the girls to save his own life, but is a pretty weak and one-note villain.

The girls are targeted by Ezekiel since he’s been plagued by visions of his death at their hands at some point in his future. Previously working alongside Constance, Ezekiel betrayed and killed her to get his hands on a mysterious spider that granted him his amazing powers, but also cursed him with the knowledge of his impending death. In the interim, he built a vast, indistinct corporate empire and has become obsessed with finding and killing the three Spider-Women who’ve haunted his nightmares, aided by his “girl in the chair”, Amaria (Zosia Mamet), who hacks into the police database and CCTV cameras all over the city to track the girls down. It’s not made clear why the Spider-Women would hunt down and kill Ezekiel in the future, or what he’s done that makes him such a diabolic villain except one confirmed kill, but boy does he like to mumble and grumble about how badly he wants them dead and his desire to ensure he lives on! As if having all the wealth and technology he needs at his disposal isn’t enough, Ezekiel also possesses spider-like powers; he can walk and climb on walls, leap vast distances, possesses superhuman strength and reflexes, and can poison his victims with a touch, eventually causing cardiac arrest. He also seems to display some degree of clairvoyance and psychic power to rival that of Cassie, communicating to her on the astral plane at one point, and dresses in an admittedly cool looking outfit when out on the prowl. How he changes in and out of this isn’t made clear either, however, as he’s often seen wearing the form-fitting suit in one scene and then fully in his business attire in the next with no explanation, and he’s routinely humiliated by Cassie since she can anticipate his actions ahead of time. While Cassie doesn’t demonstrate the same superhuman powers, the three girls do in the frantically-edited visions of the future, though it’s unclear how, when, or why they gained superhuman powers. Ezekiel does, however, share his powers with the mysterious Las Arañas, a secret Peruvian tribe who dress in makeshift jungle attire that’s very similar to Spider-Man’s and try to save Constance when she’s wounded, delivering Cassie and then later making her realise that her mother ventured into the jungle to save her, not because she didn’t care about her. Frankly, I find this whole aspect to be borderline insulting; I hate the idea of a tribe of Spider-People and of a spider species that can grant these powers as it diminishes Spider-Man’s uniqueness, though the depiction of the spider-powered people clambering and leaping about the place is pretty good and surprisingly horrific, especially when Ezekiel is tossing bodies around in Cassie’s visions.

The Nitty-Gritty:
There’s a shared feeling of abandonment between the four female leads; all of them feel like outsiders to some degree, isolated from others and even their families since they either don’t have a parental figure, or their parents don’t seem to care about them. While their individual personalities initially clash because of their different backgrounds and current social standing, they quickly bond once they realise how much they have in common, with the three girls, especially, forming a makeshift sisterhood due to their current circumstances. Although Julia is Cassie’s most vocal supporter, they initially believe she’s either crazy or just another adult they can’t rely on and decide to go against Cassie’s warnings and fend for themselves, an action that very nearly sees them all killed by Ezekiel before Cassie intervenes. She chastises them, angry at their irresponsible and reckless actions, but struggles to give them the answers they want and to properly care for them since he’s apparently so maladjusted that she can barely stand to be around her handful of friends, much less look after three scared teenagers. Thus, she turns to Ben to shelter the girls while she tries to find answers in Peru; this turns out to be a good decision since Ben is a much more emotionally stable individual. He deeply cares for his sister and is extremely excited about being an uncle, but is also devoted to his friend and partner, to the point where he resuscitates Cassie after she drowns, begs her to socialise with his family and their colleagues, and agrees to look after the girls even though he has no idea what kind of danger they’re in. As good as Adam Scott was in the role (I particularly liked the banter he shared with Cassie, which hinted at a former attraction, and his struggles to keep up with the girls), the only reason he’s here is for fan service: yes, he’s playing the future Uncle Ben and, through him, we even see the birth of his nephew (who ridiculously goes without a name) and get hints towards his future, despite Madame Web taking place in its own separate continuity from previous Spider-Man movies. There’s also something really weird about Julia, Anya, and Mattie all being older than Peter and the frustration of the three running around in normal street clothes instead of the awesome Spider-Women suits we barely get a glimpse of in their future.

In the absence of the Spider-Women, we’re left relying on Cassie’s visions and Ezekiel’s threat.

Yes, Madame Web is another great example of Sony lying to us; the trailers and posters showcased Julia, Anya, and Mattie as fully-empowered Spider-Women but this isn’t the case at all. I guessed that we wouldn’t see them suit up until the very end, but the truth is far worse; they only wear their costumes in fleeting visions, with no explanation of how they get their powers, and the film has the gall to setup a potential sequel that actually addresses these issues, but to me it’s a dropped ball that completely derails the movie. The bulk of Madame Web is focused on Cassie’s struggles to reconcile her past and understand her newfound powers; there are numerous scenes of her witnessing snapshots of the future, meaning we get a lot of time loops and confused looks from Cassie that border on the maniacal as she tries to understand what’s happening. Primarily, though, these visions are used as fake outs; almost every time, the scene will show Ezekiel coming in, wrecking fools, and killing his targets in an almost effortless manner, only to suddenly snap back to Cassie and show her taking action to avoid this fate. It’s all very reminiscent of the Final Destination films (Various, 2000 to present), which is fitting but kind of lowers a lot of the stakes since you can just assume every violent scene or action sequence is just a vision. When Ezekiel does get a chance to fight, he’s effectively peerless; none of the protagonists have the strength or ability to go toe-to-toe with him, meaning Cassie drives a lot of cars into him and catches him off-guard with her clairvoyant powers, leaving him perplexed and looking stupid. When the Las Arañas appear, it’s all shot with an unsettling, nightmarish shaky-cam filter that makes their appearances and abilities not only difficult to pin down, but also appear needlessly cartoonish.  There are some decent effects at times, such as when Cassie takes her spiritual journey and interacts with the Web of Fate and the lingering memory of her mother, and things are surprisingly grounded for a Sony Spider-Man-adjacent movie, with Ezekiel being unable to swing from webs and more reliant on his physical abilities. This, in conjunction with his intimidating costume, does paint him as a formidable figure; he’s almost like a slasher villain at times, draining the life from his victims, breaking their limbs, and pouncing like an animal, but this persona is awkwardly juxtaposed with his pandering civilian identity, where he may as well twirl an old-timey moustache as he spouts generic villain dialogue with little charisma or conviction.

Cassie accepts her fate to defeat Ezekiel and mentor the future Spider-Women.

So, all these recent revelations help Cassie make sense of her mother’s notebooks; while she previously resented Constance’s apparent fixation on her spider research, she realises that her destiny has been intertwined with Ezekiel’s since before her birth and takes herself to Peru to find answers. There, a Las Arañas, Santiago (José María Yazpik), helps her to realise that her mother was trying to cure her of some disease and that she has a greater destiny, one that will bestow her with “great power” once she accepts the “responsibility” that comes from her abilities. Before, she saved and sheltered the girls simply because it was the right thing to do; she had little interest in watching over them or bonding with them, or of their greater destinies as Spider-Women, but her spiritual journey motivates her to actively shield them from Ezekiel’s wrath, and gives her greater control over her future sight. After rescuing them and allowing Ben and Mary to get to safety, Cassie takes the girls to a fireworks warehouse and they finally set aside their differences to set a trap for Ezekiel, planting flares all over the place to cause a series of explosions. This actually causes quite a few issues for the protagonists, however, as the explosions destroy the helicopter Cassie called in to rescue them and eventually sees Julia, Anya, and Mattie separated and facing fatal falls. Luckily, Cassie masters her powers enough to…somehow…spiritually duplicate herself long enough to help the three to safety, incurring Ezekiel’s anger. Despite him being haunted by very specific visions of his death at the hands of the three Spider-Women, Cassie changes his fate and claims that she was always the one who was destined to end him (which doesn’t seem true, but okay) and lures him onto unstable ground, eventually causing him to plummet to his death and be crushed by debris. Cassie also takes a plunge but, luckily, she taught the girls CPR earlier and they’re able to revive her, though she’s not only inexplicably left paralysed with no explanation but also winds up blinded by a stray firework. Still, she’s not bothered by this; in fact, the film ends with her happier than ever since she can now, presumably, use the full extent of her psychic powers and clairvoyance to see and understand the future and is prepared not just to take on the three as their foster mother, but to mentor them into the Spider-Women they are destined to become…effectively ending the film where it really should’ve started! Like, why not have Cassie already be infirm but fully empowered and training, say, Julia, showing their origins through flashbacks and exposition, and have Julia be the point woman in recruiting Mattie and Anya when Ezekiel, an Inheritor assassin, targets them? It could’ve been Sony’s answer to the X-Men, in a way, and even take place in the same universe as their other pointless spin-offs, and might’ve been more enjoyable because then we would’ve gotten to see the gorgeous Sydney Sweeney in their slick, form-fitting Spider-Woman costume for a lot more of the runtime!

The Summary:
I went into Madame Web expecting it to be bad based on the trailer, the disaster that was Morbius, and my dislike for the concept in general. I tried to have an open mind, however; the cast, for example, intrigued me, as did the costume design, and to be fair there is the ghost of a semi-decent idea here, it just would’ve worked better as a side plot in a Spider-Man film or reworked to have Julia Carpenter/Spider-Woman at the forefront, with Cassie as a mentor figure. Any goodwill the film might’ve gotten from its Spider-Woman costumes is flushed down the toilet since we barely get a good look at these and the girls don’t even become Spider-Women in the movie; Ezekiel’s costume and action scenes somewhat make up for this, but he’s such an ineffectual and confusing villain that it’s hard to care when he’s onscreen. The relationship between the protagonists was somewhat enjoyable; I liked how the girls bonded, their shared feelings of abandonment, and them coming together as a surrogate family, but it’s executed so poorly and, although the girls do try, they’re all hampered by a really awful script. Dakota Johnson suffers from this the most, I think; she was some weird, awkward silences and quirks and is forced to spit out some really awful dialogue and nonsensical exposition. Add to that the fact that Cassie is a weird and pretty unlikeable character, abandoning and yelling at the girls even though she’s supposed to be a paramedic and you have a main character who’s hard to relate to, a villain as flat as a piece of paper, and three boisterous young girls who are completely wasted in this travesty of a film. It’s more than a step back for the genre; Madame Web harkens back to a time when superhero movies were not only afraid to use codenames and costumes, but outright ashamed of them, delivering cookie cutter dramas that falter at the first hurdle. It’s a sad state of affairs and I have lost all hope for Sony’s future Spidey-adjacent movies, and my expectations were already at the bottom of the barrel to begin with!

My Rating:

Rating: 1 out of 5.

Terrible

Did you enjoy Madame Web? If so…what’s the matter with you? What did you think to the performances and the dynamic between the four protagonists? Were you disappointed that the girls didn’t actually become Spider-Women in the film? What did you think to Ezekiel, his characterisation, and the nonsense about the Las Arañas? Do you think a Madame Web movie could ever work, or would you rather see a Spider-Woman take the forefront? Which Spider-Woman is your favourite? I’d love to know your opinion of Madame Web, so leave a comment below and be sure to check out my other Spider-Man and Marvel content.

Back Issues: The Punisher #1-5

Writer: Steven Grant – Artist: Mike Zeck

Story Title: “Circle of Blood”
Published: 8 October 1985 (cover-dated January 1986)

Story Title: “Back to the War”
Published: 5 November 1985 (cover-dated February 1986)

Story Title: “Slaughterday”
Published: 10 December 1985 (cover-dated March 1986)

Story Title: “Final Solution: Part 1”
Published: 7 January 1986 (cover-dated April 1986)

Story Title: “Final Solution: Part 2”
Published: 11 February 1986 (cover-dated May 1986)

The Background:
By February 1974, Marvel Comic’s iconic teenage superhero, Peter Parker/Spider-Man, had become a mainstay of the publication following his 1962 debut in Amazing Fantasy #15. After earning his own ongoing book, The Amazing Spider-Man, the following year, he amassed quite the gallery of villains, such as Doctor Otto Octavius/Doctor Octopus, Flint Marko/The Sandman, and, of course, Norman Osborn/Green Goblin. In February 1974, Gerry Conway and Ross Andru introduced readers to the Jackal, a crazed scientist whose cloning technology eventually resulted in one of Spider-Man’s most infamous storylines, but who first employed the services of Vietnam veteran-turned-mercenary vigilante Frank Castle/The Punisher to target the web-slinger. Inspired by The Executioner (Pendleton, et al, 1969 to present), designed by Gerry Conway, and named by Marvel mastermind Stan Lee, the Punisher was such a hit that he graduated to this self-titled series. Naturally, given the Punisher’s propensity for killing his enemies, it was difficult for him to amass his own recurring antagonists but one of his most memorable foes is easily William “Billy” Russo/Jigsaw, a mutilated mobster created by Len Wein and Ross Andru who has returned time and again, defying death and fate, to torment the Punisher for nearly fifty years.

The Review:
As huge a fan of the Punisher I am I haven’t really read too much of his stuff. I like to pick up Marvel’s Platinum collections for their characters as they bring together a variety of iconic stories for their biggest names, and sadly the Punisher hasn’t yet received one of these so my experience with him is a little sporadic. Still, I love the simplicity and bleak grittiness of the hardened vigilante and find him to be an extremely compelling and layered character so I’m always glad to read his stories, especially his most influential ones. The Punisher’s first solo series begins with him locked up on Ryker’s Island, a gothic-style prison on a small isle adjacent to New York City. A conversation between warden Jerome Gerty and his aide, Tommy, gives the uninitiated a quick rundown on the Punisher’s backstory (you know the drill: Vietnam vet who turned to vigilantism after his family was killed in a mob attack) and reveals that he’s been locked up after a recent bout of drug-induced madness The warden appears to have big, potentially sinister, plans for the Punisher, whose reputation is so intimidating that all the inmates are scared stiff by his presence. All except for “The Mule”, Frank’s loud-mouthed, musclebound cellmate; unfortunately for the human ox, Frank isn’t impressed by his offer to protect him for a few favours and the Punisher quickly overpowers the Mule and forces him to do his bidding and feed him information. Considering his drug episode originated during a prior stay at Ryker’s, Frank puts the wind up Frisky Martin, one of the inmates who works in the prison cafeteria, and delights in the fear he’s causing amongst the populace. With Frisky suitably intimidated, Frank follows him to the source of the prison’s drug operation and is unsurprised to find Jigsaw peddling the wares from within the walls.

The Punisher infiltrates Ryker’s to get to the bottom of Jigsaw’s drug operation.

After making short work of Jigsaw’s goons, Frank walks into hostile territory, Block D, where the mutilated mobster living in luxury in his cell, only to find himself vastly outnumbered by the violent criminals awaiting there. Following a brutal beating, the Punisher is restrained and facing a broken glass bottle to the face as recompense for him destroying Jigsaw’s face, only for him to power his way out if it and crush Jigsaw’s hand, driving shards of glass into it. Although Jigsaw orders the guards to shoot Frank, the fracas is interrupted by Carlo Cervello, the prison’s resident mafia Don known as “The Brain” for always thinking one step ahead. Cervello reprimands Jigsaw and, to his surprise and outrage, welcomes Frank into his operation when the Punisher offers to join him in breaking out of Ryker’s. A few nights later, the plan begins and Cervello immediately double crosses the Punisher by sending his muscle, Gregario, to kill him using a homemade silencer. This cobbled together appliance is faulty, however, and the Punisher is able to outsmart “The Brain” using a simple mattress. As the escape turns into a full-blown riot, Frank lets the violence play out to whittle down the obstacles in his way before making a break for the control tower, wounding Gregario and scuppering the escape plan using the tower’s defensive measures. Cervello and Jigsaw make their way to the warden’s office where they take Gerty and Tommy hostage and demand the Punisher lays down his gun, only for it to literally backfire in Jigsaw’s face as he tried to shoot unsuitable bullets with it. When Cervello threatens to shoot Gerty, Frank calls his bluff with a cold-hearted stoicism that terrifies Cervello so much that he willingly returns to his cell.

With the Kingpin presumed dead, the Punisher incites a turf war that winds up the local mobsters.

Frank, however, tries to murder the mobster for the attempt on his life and then demands that Gerty escort him out of the prison. Although armed guards defuse the situation, Gerty vouches for the Punisher and reveals that he and Tommy work for a mysterious cartel known as “The Trust”, a well-oiled group who share Frank’s concerns regarding crime. Not only does Gerty offer to allow Frank to escape (though still a wanted man) and furnish him with his iconic skull outfit, he offers to bankroll his operation, asking only that the Punisher eradicate organised crime once he’s out. Despite his suspicions, Frank cannot say no to the opportunity to return to the war, unaware that would-be-doctor Tony Massera has been coerced by his mobster uncle, Charlie Siciliano, to take revenge on the Punisher for killing his father. Ignorant to this, the Punisher gets back to work with a bang, quite literally, by storming the office of the untouchable Kingpin of Crime himself, Wilson Fisk, only to find himself duped by a dummy and sent hurtling out of the seventy-storey building by an explosive trap. Although he slows his fall, the Punisher takes a bad landing and goes into shock, only to awaken in the lavish riverside home of the alluring Angela, who begs to assist the Punisher’s crusade, even offering her body, since organised crime left her family dead. In the aftermath, Frank ruminates on his age, the mistake that almost cost him his life, and his never-ending war; to help tip the odds in his favour, he calls Ben Urich of the Daily Bugle and reports that he assassinated the Kingpin in order to incite a mob war to fill the void, allowing him to easily take care of whoever’s left after the bloodshed. Accordingly, mobsters are offed all across the city and, desperate to avoid all-out war, Siciliano tries to broker peace amongst the disparate mobsters, completely unaware that the Punisher is listening to his every word from his kitted-out Battle Van.

Troubled by the collateral damage, the Punisher tries to stem the cycle of violence he started.

The heads of the city’s top crime families, and some of their lackeys, gather at Grand Central Station, of all places, that evening to hear Siciliano out, only to be set upon by Nolo Contendre, a hitman from Detroit. Although the Punisher is pleased by the ensuing anarchy, he wants to know who hired Contendre so he chases him down to the subway where a violent game of cat-and-mouse breaks out between the two. Frank takes a direct shot to the chest (though he’s saved by his heavy body armour) and is incensed when Contendre breaks the rules of his profession by opening fire upon civilians. Frank wounds Contendre with a knife, enraging him, and ends up decapitating the thug by kicking his head through a window, where it’s promptly taken off as the train pulls into Times Square Station. Seeing the fear in the eyes of the wounded passengers, Frank chastises his recklessness and vows to stop to the violence he has incited, only to be thrown off kilter when his van explodes before his eyes, which his Trust contact, Alaric, suggests is a sign that he needs to partner with the organisation on a more formal basis. Perhaps taking this to heart, the Punisher goes out of his way to protect mobster Tomas Santiago from an assassination attempt by rival gangster Simon Ejszaka all to set up another peace conference with Siciliano. In the interim, he opens up to Angela about the “circle of blood” that surrounds his life and she tries to convince him of the benefits of working with the Trust so he can have some support and back up, with the story revealing to the reader that the Trust not only blew up Frank’s van but also planted Angela to sway him to their cause. Ignorant to this, the Punisher spots Massera watching her building and confronts him, only for Massera to reveal he’s rooting for the Punisher since he can’t stand the violence surrounding his life, with the Punisher warning him to stay out of it or suffer the same fate as his father.

The Punisher is aghast to learn that Alaric has built an army of fake Punishers.

Frank pays a visit to Ejszaka and threatens him into going to Siciliano’s peace meeting and for information regarding Marcus Coriander; he then goes to visit Santiago, only for it to be revealed that Siciliano has been murdered by a fake Punisher! Although Frank puts down the faker, Santiago is killed and all the recent mob murders are revealed to have been perpetrated by Coriander and his gaggle of Punisher look-a-likes. Frank drops in on Coriander, who reveals that he formed this “Punishment Squad” to follow the Punisher’s example and disrupt the city’s criminal underworld before the Kingpin could return to power. After taking care of the fake Punishers (off-panel for maximum imagination), Frank is stunned when Coriander also opens fire on innocent civilians to cover his escape, gunning down a little girl in an experience that breaks the formally small-time crook. When the Punisher confronts him, Coriander exhibits signs of mental trauma but reveals that it was Aleric who was behind everything, right before Angela murders him and shoots the Punisher. He recovers pretty quickly, and without explanation, however (primarily because people refuse to shoot him in the head!) and returns to Ryker’s Island to talk with Gerty about the Trust, an organisation whose goals he can relate to but whose methods fly in the face of his strict moral code. There, he finds Tommy dead courtesy of another doppelgänger, whom he puts down a few blocks (and panels) later when he tracks down Gerty, threatening the warden with death unless he spills the beans on Alaric and the Trust. It turns out that Alaric has brainwashed criminals into his own personal death squad and the fear of Alaric’s reprisals, or being locked in his own prison, leads Gerty to shoot himself in the head before the Punisher’s grim-faced façade. The cops arrive at that exact moment; since the Punisher refuses to fight the police out of respect, he allows himself to be arrested, only for the Punishment Squad to arrive and try and kill them.

The Punisher callously makes short work of Jigsaw and Alaric and returns to his never-ending war.

One cop goes down but the Punisher convinces the other to uncuff him so he can kill his look-a-likes and coerce Siciliano into taking him to Alaric’s compound outside the city, where he forces his subjects to endure electroshock treatments and a special gas to condition them into thinking they’re the Punisher. Frank creates a distraction and makes his way into the compound, only to find that Jigsaw has also been brainwashed to be one of Alaric’s goons. A haymaker to the jaw is enough to undo Jigsaw’s conditioning and Frank easily hitches a ride to Alaric’s main building via a passing helicopter. Alaric begs his lover, Angela, to get to safety so he can hold off the Punisher without worrying about her and tries one last time to convince the Punisher to join his cause. When Frank stubbornly refuses, he falls into one of Alaric’s electroshock rooms and is subjected to the same brainwashing process so he can lead the Punishment Squad; thankfully, he’s able to withstand the pain of the electroshock floors, plug up his mouth, and make an explosive escape as he had all his equipment on him. His body wracked with pain and nursing several injuries, the Punisher is easy prey for Jigsaw, who delights in brutalising and taunting him, but spends too long gloating and Frank stabs him and beats him into submission. However, Frank inexplicably allows Jigsaw to live, but his actions scare off the Punishment Squad and clear the way for him to reach Alaric. Still, Alaric does a pretty good job of defending himself, surprising the Punisher and frantically beating him with the butt of his rifle, only to be sent into a desperate frenzy by the blood and violence. A stalemate of sorts occurs until Frank wounds Alaric and fends off his attack dog; again, rather than killing his enemy, the Punisher threatens him with death unless he blows the whistle on the Trust, which in itself will mean a death sentence for him when the mob come looking for revenge. Satisfied that Alaric will be punished one way or another, the Punisher leaves with his dog, only to be confronted by Siciliano; the Punisher’s able to talk him down, however, with a soliloquy about the cycle of violence and his part in it. As he leaves the compound, Angela tries to run him down and he callously leaves her to her fate after wrecking her car, heading off into the night to continue his never-ending war.

The Summary:
The first thing that strikes me about these five issues is the art work; fittingly, the Punisher’s solo series uses a far less exaggerated and comic book aesthetic (for the most part), depicting a much darker and grittier side to Marvel Comics that works perfectly with the Punisher’s more no-nonsense and violent attitude. Sure, Mike Zeck makes the Punisher a bit of a man mountain at times and Jigsaw’s face is a bubbling mess of scarred flesh but, for the most part, things are quite realistically done here. The Punisher suffers injuries, dislocating his shoulder, going into shock, and even fearing paralysis on a couple of occasions, which again speaks to his vulnerability as a character as opposed to his more virtuous and superhuman peers. He’s also far more introspective and stoic; his dialogue boxes are both “real time” narration and reflections from his war journal, which reinforces that he sees his mission as a war against all crime, and he’s not one for spouting quips or cliché puns at his victims. In fact, almost every word out of his mouth is a threat or some bleak meditation on the cycle of violence that is his life, and it goes a long way to added depth to his character and laying the foundation of what the Punisher is all about.

The Punisher is tormented by the cycle of death and violence that his life has become.

Indeed, there are many times when the Punisher laments the “circle of blood” that has surrounded his life. With nothing to lose, he’s fully committed to this cycle and he knows full well that it will end in his death and will even carry on after he died, meaning that his life’s mission is ultimately meaningless, and yet he is compelled, almost addicted, to killing criminals and saving as many lives as he can. His grim façade cracks only when there’s mention of his lost family or when he sees innocents being harmed; he’s enraged when Contendre and Alaric fire on civilians, suffering flashbacks to his family’s murder, and distraught by his part in the collateral damage, seeing himself as no different from those he’s sworn to punish. Since he’s just one man, the Punisher sets up a mob war to have the city’s mobsters to wipe each other out and make his job easier; a good plan that almost immediately goes sour. We see very little of this mob war beyond a few key gangsters being assassinated and a lot of dialogue talking about how things have escalated out of control with very little visual representation of this. Literally a few pages after he gets the ball rolling, the Punisher is beating himself up over the collateral damage as though he didn’t think anyone would get hurt in the crossfire, which is a bit ridiculous. I would’ve liked to see the gang war take place over an entire issue, with Frank coming to this realisation at the end or part-way through the next issue and then trying to stop what he started but, as presented, it’s quite rushed and nonsensical as he has to shut down his plan almost right away. Still, this was quite an intense story. I liked how each issue introduced a kind of rival for the Punisher, be it Contendre or one of the other head mobsters, and that his actions had consequences; Siciliano has a vendetta against him for killing his gangster father and, most prominently, Alaric brainwashed criminals into forming the Punishment Squad and perverted the Punisher’s skull logo specifically because he was inspired by Frank’s crusade.

Despite some weak villains, the story delves into the Punisher’s motivations and psychology.

Naturally, the Punisher guns down almost everyone who crosses his path without mercy or hesitation, meaning any kind of prolonged conflict between him and the likes of Contendre or his many look-a-likes is supplanted by a relatively quick kill from the Punisher. When his rivals put up more of a fight, the art really shines; it’s great seeing the Punisher walk into situations with no regard for his own safety and fight, beat, or gun down multiple armed assailants at once and I really enjoyed how many in the criminal underground fear him for his uncompromising mercilessness. Jigsaw is an exception to this rule; his hatred of the Punisher is so strong that it allows him to break free of Alaric’s brainwashing but his presence in the story is more of an extended cameo. It’s not entirely clear why the Punisher doesn’t kill him, either; he’s perfectly happy to kill everyone else but spares Jigsaw out of some half-assed sense of kinship given his own mental imbalance. This leaves Alaric as the story’s primary antagonist and he’s not really capable of matching Jigsaw’s visual or thematic appeal; I think the story might’ve benefitted from Jigsaw being behind the Punishment Squad and his motives being to further tarnish the Punisher’s reputation as Alaric is more of a pen pusher than a fighter. He’s reduced to a quivering wreck when he accidentally kills a little girl and before the Punisher’s fury and is only able to fight back because Frank is a bit weakened, making for a lacklustre villain. Overall, though, it’s an enjoyable Punisher story that explores his motivations and offers some introspection into his mission. There’s a sense of duty, obligation, and self-loathing to the Punisher, whose callous and grim demeanour make him stand out from other Marvel heroes and villains. He’s so committed to his cause that he’ll try and kill the Kingpin the first chance he gets and that disregard for his own wellbeing is wonderfully conveyed here. It’s not perfect but, for fledgling or casual Punisher fans, this miniseries is the perfect place to start reading.

My Rating:

Rating: 3 out of 5.

Pretty Good

Have you ever read the Punisher’s first solo series? What did you think to the deeper insight into Punisher’s character and motivation? Would you have liked to see more focus on the mob war? What did you think to the villains of the miniseries; would you have liked to see more from Jigsaw or Contendre? What are some of your favourite Punisher stories and villains? How are you celebrating the Punisher’s debut this year? Whatever you think about the Punisher, share your opinions down below.

Game Corner [Zelda Month]: The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past (Nintendo Switch)


On 21 February 1986, The Legend of Zelda (Nintendo EAD, 1986) was first released in Japan. The creation of legendary game designer Shigeru Miyamoto and Takashi Tezuka, The Legend of Zelda launched one of Nintendo’s most popular franchises. This year, I’m dedicating every Wednesday to Nintendo’s most famous silent protagonist, Link and his vast and enduring fantasy world of sword and sorcery.


Released: 5 September 2019
Originally Released: 21 November 1991
Developer: Nintendo
Original Developer: Nintendo EAD
Also Available For: Game Boy Advance, Nintendo 3DS (Virtual Console), Nintendo Wii, Nintendo Wii U, Satellaview, Super Nintendo Entertainment System (SNES) Classic Edition, SNES

The Background:
Created by designer Shigeru Miyamoto, The Legend of Zelda was purposely designed to emphasise exploration and experimentation, with Miyamoto drawing inspiration from his childhood love of exploring forests and caves. The game was a massive success for Nintendo, selling well over 6.5 million copies and being widely regarded as one of the greatest adventure game of all time. Miyamoto followed this breakout hit with a decidedly different experience; Zelda II: The Adventure of Link (Nintendo R&D4, 1987) remains one of the franchise’s more divisive titles for ditching the top-down perspective in favour of traditional 2D sidescrolling sections, incorporating a level-up mechanic, and its unreasonable difficulty spikes that saw even Miyamoto express regret over the game’s execution, which was simply hampered by the hardware of the time. Though the game sold well and was met with positive reviews, and is often seen as being ahead of its time, Miyamoto returned to the top-down perspective for the third entry, which he initially planned to include a party of protagonists and which was developed to showcase the power of Nintendo’s new 16-bit console. Utilising a 8 Mbit cartridge as opposed to the usual 4 Mbit allowed A Link to the Past to be the largest and most detailed Zelda adventure yet; graphical decompression and clever use of overlays allowed the game to include two worlds, the bright and vibrant Hyrule and its far more desolate (and game-changing) Dark World counterpart, resulting in what many have deemed to be the greatest Legend of Zelda game of all time. This was reflected upon the game’s release, with it becoming a best-selling SNES title and being accompanied by overwhelmingly positive reviews. Not only was A Link to the Past host to one of gaming’s most obscure Easter Eggs, adapted into both a comic book and a manga, and eventually followed by a direct sequel, it was ported to the Game Boy Advance alongside some additional gameplay mechanics and elements and made available on numerous later Nintendo consoles for new generations to play.

The Plot:
A young apprentice named Link takes up his uncle’s sword and shield to rescue Princess Zelda from the clutches to the malevolent sorcerer Agahnim. However, Agahnim is merely a pawn of the King of Evil, Ganon, who imprisons seven maidens in the Dark World, a dimension of evil and chaos, into which Link must venture to restore peace to Hyrule.

Gameplay:
The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past is a top-down adventure game in which players once again assume the role of Link, a young boy in a green tunic whom they can now rename from the file selection screen in order to personalise their quest. In many ways, the game is an expanded and enhanced remake of the original Legend of Zelda and follows many of the same gameplay tropes, but also brought them to life in ways that would come to define the franchise for decades. The game employs a simple control scheme, with Link enjoying a greater freedom of movement compared to the Nintendo Entertainment System (NES) releases thanks to the SNES’s hardware; in this version of the game, you can control Link with either the left stick or the directional buttons, which offers even more freedom of movement. There are multiple functions tied to the A button; it allows you to grab and throw objects (bushes, pots, rocks, bombs, and so forth), open chests to acquire new items and keys, advance dialogue boxes and, later, you can hold it down to charge up a running dash when you get your hands on the Pegasus Shoes. Once you acquire your uncle’s sword and shield, B allows you to attack enemies with slashes; holding down B will charge Link’s patented Spin Attack to defeat multiple enemies at once and, when you later upgrade to the fabled Master Sword, your sword will shoot out a swirling energy projectile when you’re at full health. Link’s shield is automatically equipped and will defend against most projectiles, but you’ll need to upgrade it to fend off later energy attacks. The Y button allows you to use an equipped item; you’ll find and acquire many different items from chests and helpful non-playable characters (NPCs) and you can equip them using the ‘Start’ button. These range from familiar weapons like the boomerang, bow and arrows, and bombs, to items that drain your magic meter (including magic powder, the lantern, and the elemental rods) and consumables stored in bottles. As is often the case, Link cannot jump; he can drop down from ledges or through holes and climb up ladders and staircases but you won’t be performing any mid-air attacks here. The Pegasus Shoes do allow you to blast yourself over some gaps, however, but mostly you’ll be relying on the hookshot, magic platforms, and various other means to progress. As Hyrule is bigger than ever, this means a great deal of backtracking, exploration, and trial and error; often, areas will be blocked off by larger rocks, bodies of water, or even ancient texts or the use of powerful magic medallions.

Link embarks on his biggest adventure yet, solving puzzles and acquiring new items to progress.

Link’s quest will take him all across Hyrule, which you can view at any time with the X button; story-specific locations are indicated on this map but you’ll need to converse with NPCs and pay attention to signs and dialogue to work out where you need to go. There’s a degree of freedom here but the game’s dungeons are best conquered in numerical order so you have all the tools you need to progress; there’s nothing worse than venturing all the way to the swamp to find you need the Book of Muldora to read the ancient text and open up the dungeon, or making it all the way to the top of Death Mountain without the Quake Medallion. Thankfully, you can later acquire a flute to fast travel across the map and make use of the Zora Flippers to warp to various points using whirlpools, but it can be difficult figuring out where you need to go and what you need to do. To start with, you’ll need to travel to three dungeons and acquire three magical pendants in order to rescue Princess Zelda. This offers a taste of A Link to the Past’s formula and sees you venturing into hazardous dungeons, acquiring new items in each along with a map and compass to help you navigate via a grid-like map on the menu screen, and defeating a boss. Dungeons are typically maze-like, growing more complex and involved as the game progresses, and contain many puzzles that you’ll soon become familiar with: you’ll be pulling levers, defeating all enemies, and stepping on switches to open doors or spawn chests containing keys, pushing blocks, activating crystal switches to raise and lower coloured blocks, struggling on ice and moving platforms and paths, dodging fireballs, running across narrow paths as they collapse beneath you, lighting torches, and blowing up weak walls to find new areas. When in dungeons, you can find special tiles to converse with the wise Sahasrahla for hints, but mostly you have to figure out what you’re doing on your own, which can quickly become very tough; it’s easy to end up wandering around aimlessly, taking out the respawning enemies and searching every nook and cranny to try and progress. Some dungeons require you to venture outside and change something on the overworld in order to progress, such as opening a dam, navigating a haunted forest, or using your magical medallions. Others see you dropping through or pushing blocks down specific holes to reach chests, warping around on tiles, escorting NPCs, blasting across lava pits through pipes, creating your own platforms with a magic wand, avoiding various spiked hazards, and lighting up dark areas with your lantern or by blowing up cracked floor tiles.

Link travels to the desolate Dark World to free the seven maidens and confront Ganon.

Just reaching the dungeons can be a quest in itself as you venture through caves, guide NPCs to safety, pay a cheeky monkey to open the way, buy a bigger bomb to blow open a wall, and figure out the path through the misty Lost Swords to retrieve the legendary Master Sword. Most prominent, however, is the presence of the Dark World; this ashen, nightmarish dimension is reached through warp tiles found across Hyrule and will render you defenceless without the aid of a special item. When in the Dark World, the map changes in various ways; not only are the enemies tougher, the overall atmosphere more ominous, and the land reduced to an apocalyptic hellscape, but certain paths are now blocked and alternative ones are opened up, and just navigating this hazardous landscape is made all the more difficult as a result (and the fact that you can’t use your flute to warp about). Link can return to Hyrule at any time using a Magic Mirror, which also leaves behind a sparkling warp point to quickly shunt back to the Dark World if necessary, and you’ll be jumping between these two worlds to solve puzzles, access new dungeons, and progress through the story. As the game progresses, things get noticeably tougher for Link; newer, more powerful enemies appear on the map and the dungeons get longer and more complicated, though you can pay a fortune teller to point you in the right direction. You can also find fairy fountains to replenish your health (but not your magic), acquire Heart Pieces and Heart Containers to extend and refill your health, and purchase various useful items from shops or from NPCs using Rupees, Hyrule’s traditional currency. Be sure to save your game often; you’ll be returned to the title screen and won’t restart at full health, but this allows you to pick from various starting points, which can make getting around easier. There are also some distractions on offer to help break things up, such as a time trial race, a shooting gallery, a chest opening game, and numerous hidden rooms; often, these award Rupees and Heart Pieces, but you’ll occasionally encounter NPCs in need of assistance who will bestow you with a new item or upgrade your existing ones (though often at a price).

Graphics and Sound:  
Without a doubt, A Link to the Past is the finest 2D Zelda experience on offer. The first game was ambitious but painfully limited in its visuals, but this isn’t an issue here thanks to the SNES’s greater power. The game absolutely pops with colour and variety; parts of Hyrule are often overcast by raging thunder and rainstorms, each compass point of the map feels distinct from the others while still being logically connected, and there’s an incredible amount of detail packed into every aspect of the game. No longer an obscure mish-mash of green and brown pixels, Link is an expressive and colourful sprite; he doesn’t have any idle animations but he strains with effort when pushing and pulling rocks, sports a mop of red hair, holds up items and his sword in triumph, collapses comically in defeat, flashes his skeleton when he’s electrocuted, and the Game Boy Advance port even includes sound bites from his 3D adventures. The game’s NPCs are also far more varied and lively; inhabitants of Kakariko Village will scream and run into their houses, alerting the guards when you’re near, a lazy thief naps outside the swamp, a mysterious flute boy plays for an audience of cute little woodland critters before vanishing, the blacksmith worries for the fate of his brother, two lumberjacks hack away at a tree at the foot of Death Mountain, and various fairies and sea-dwelling creatures await in caves and bodies of water. When in the Dark World, Link will be able to talk to more monstrous NPCs and is transformed into a strange, bunny-like creature devoid of weapons. When he acquires upgrades to his tunic, sword, and shield, Link’s sprites change colours so you can see this progression and even the game’s enemies exhibit a lot of personality, charging at you the moment they see you and hopping and stomping about the place.

Easily the most beautiful, varied, and detailed 2D Zelda game ever made.

Hyrule is larger, more varied, and more luscious than ever before; at the centre is Zelda’s Castle, a massive structure of stone and regality where Ganon’s forces constantly patrol. To the North looms Death Mountain, identified by its confusing network of dark caves and the constant barrage of falling boulders falling; to the East lies the Desert of Mystery, a scorching desert filled with cacti plants and ancient ruins; South is home to Lake Hylia, with Hyrule’s rivers eventually taking you to the outskirts of Zora’s Domain; and heading West will taking you to the murky swamps, the bustling Kakariko Village, and the misty and mysterious Lost Woods. You’ll be exploring and opening up new areas in each of these locations throughout the game, lifting rocks to discover hidden pathways, blasting open caves, and altering the landscape with your items and magic. Link enters many buildings on his quest, such as the church-like Sanctuary (and its network of rat-infested sewers), shops, and other homesteads, and will explore forests, a haunted graveyard, and caves. There are always enemies, NPCs, and other objects to encounter and interact with in every area but, when you travel to the Dark World, even the friendliest of areas becomes far more ominous as wrecked houses, rotting trees, and bones of titanic animals litter the landscape. Zelda’s Castle is replaced by a gigantic and foreboding Pyramid of Power, the bright and sunny sky replaced by an unsettling dusk (or raging thunderclouds around Death Mountain), and even Kakariko Village is replaced by the post-apocalyptic Village of Outcasts. Both the swamp and the Lost Woods become dangerous and haunted wastelands, Lake Hylia is transformed into a polluted sea home to a frozen temple, Ganon’s magically sealed tower looms atop Death Mountain, and the entire overworld takes on a dark, depressing colour palette to separate it from its livelier counterpart.

While dungeon interiors and gimmicks get recycled, the story is suitably epic and engaging.

Much of this visual variety doesn’t really translate to the game’s interior locations; caves are mostly the same, sometimes being darker, more maze-like, or requiring different items to bypass hazards and pits but mostly utilising the same sprites. The dungeons are generally distinguishable only by their different colour palettes and altered layouts, but there are some exceptions; the Eastern Palace sports bulbous cycloptic statues, the Tower of Hera features more vertical traversal and pits, the Dark Palace has ramps you need to propel yourself off with the Pegasus Shoes, you’ll lose a lot of traction in the Ice Palace and need to open floodgates to traverse the Swamp Palace, find yourself heading outside to reach new areas of the Skull Woods, and will navigate a series of platforms in the cavernous Turtle Rock. All the puzzles, gimmicks, and most of the enemies you’ve encountered will be recycled in each dungeon, especially the final one, Ganon’s Tower, a perverted mirror of Zelda’s Castle that features a veritable gauntlet against everything you’ve encountered previously. As visually impressive as the game is, the music is equally memorable; things start out dark and ominous but the iconic Legend of Zelda theme kicks in triumphantly once you bring Princess Zelda to Sanctuary and will accompany you on the overworld from then on. Dungeons and boss battles are punctuated by suitable menacing overtures, victorious symphonies play whenever you conquer a dungeon or acquire a new item, and more calming, even melancholic melodies play whenever the story is being related through dialogue. The game’s few cutscenes are rendered entirely using the in-game sprites and graphics, with simply dialogue boxes being the order of the day, but there are some impressive instances of layering (paths, bridges, and walkways overlapping with lower areas), weather effects (lightning, rain, clouds, even a brief drought), parallax scrolling (particularly when at the peak of Death Mountain), and even a 3D effect to render the legendary Triforce onscreen.

Enemies and Bosses:
The forces of darkness are many and varied throughout Hyrule; Link will have to fend off smaller, weaker enemies like bat-like Keese, snake-like Ropes, crows, rats, crabs, and even killer bees if he disturbs the wrong tree with his Pegasus Shoes. River Zoras pop up from the various streams around the map to spit projectiles at you, thieves steal your ammo, Rupees, and even your weapons, Buzz Blobs will electrocute you if struck with your sword, and you can’t even attack the chicken-like Cuccos without facing harsh retribution. Hyrule is filled with strange monsters, too, such as the spider-like Tektites, Goomba-like Deadrocks (which turn to stone when struck), annoying Anti-Fairies that bounce around and reduce your magic and your health on contact, Armos Knights that tremble to life and bounce around when you touch them, and helmeted enemies that have an annoying tendency to send you ricocheting down pits. Ganon’s forces are far more dangerous and versatile, however; his knights come in various different colours and sporting various weapons, from swords, spears, bows and arrows, bombs, and even chained maces. Octoroks wander about spitting rocks at you, their balloon-like counterparts explode when hit, Wizzrobes teleport about firing energy waves, Beamos statues blast you with a high-powered laser beam, pig-like Moblins attack with spears, and you’ll find more than a few hulking, bomb-tossing Hinox in the Dark World. Ganon’s Tower is guarded by the tough Lynels, centaur-like creatures that spit fireballs at you and require an upgraded sword to defeat; Pikkus and Goriyas also prove troublesome as they mirror your movements, while Eyegroes are best defeated with your arrows. Stalfos and Gibdos are also quite common, with the former jumping about or throwing bones at you and the latter proving almost as difficult to dispatch as the Freezors and Geldman unless you utilise your elemental rods. You should also watch for Wallmasters dropping from above to return you to the dungeon entrance, indestructible Chain Chomps, and the dragon-like Zazaks.

The first four bosses return in Ganon’s Tower with slight variations to make them tougher.

By far the most intimidating of Ganon’s regular enemies, however, are the Stalfos Knights; unlike other Zelda games, A Link to the Past doesn’t contain any mini bosses but these large, sword-wielding skeletons almost fit the bill. However, they’re easily reduced to a pile of bones with a swipe of your sword and dropping a bomb on their remains will finish them off before they can reform to pester you again. Your quest will see you battling twelve mammoth bosses, with four of them being encountered again in the gruelling gauntlet that is Ganon’s Tower. The first boss you’ll face is actually six large Armos Knights; they’ll bounce around in a circle, expanding and constricting and charging at you, but you can make short work of them using the bow and arrows as opposed to even your upgraded Master Sword, though the fight is made tricker in Ganon’s Tower thanks to the ice covering the floor. Next, you’ll face three Lanmola, giant worms that burst from the sand and send small rocks flying your way; as long as you avoid these projectiles, and their writhing bodies, they’re pretty easy to defeat, especially if you use the Ice Rod, though you’ll also need to watch for a fireball-spitting statue when facing them in Ganon’s Tower. The last Pendant is defended by Moldorm, a large, strange worm-like creature that slithers erratically around a small platform. Its only weak point is its tail and Link will bounce back, most likely down to a lower floor, if he attacks any other part of the creature; though the surface area of the rematch against Moldorm is even smaller in Ganon’s Castle, this fight is a joke with the fully powered-up Master Sword. Once you have all three Pendants of Virtue, you can confront the dark wizard Agahnim in Hyrule Castle; Agahnim cannot be attacked directly with any of your weapons, instead you need to deflect his projectiles back at him much like boss battles in later Zelda games. Agahnim will teleport around the enclosed arena and charge up a projectile, but you can only hit the large, flaming ones back at him and these can sometimes go off course; when you face him again in Ganon’s Tower, he duplicates himself to make things tougher, but it can actually speed things up as you potentially get three shots to reflect back at him.

The difficulty of bosses varies wildly, with some being pushovers and others proving more troublesome.

After being sent to the Dark World, Link must defeat seven more bosses before having a final showdown with Ganon. First up is the gigantic Helmasaur King, a dragon-like creature whose weak spot is initially hidden behind a mask. Using the Magic Hammer, Link can break and eventually destroy this mask to target the Helmasaur King’s glowing weak spot with either his sword or arrows, but players will need to watch out for the creature’s extendable spiked tail and the fireballs it spits from its mouth. Though visually less intimidating, Arrghus is a slightly more laborious boss; Link must use his hookshot to extract and destroy the individual Arrgi protecting this jellyfish-like creature until Arrghus is fully exposed, after which it tries to crush Link and moves erratically around the room, being vulnerable only upon landing but causing splash damage if you’re not careful. Mothula awaits in the Skull Woods and is perhaps the most difficult boss so far thanks to its crazed movements making it best to use the magic-consuming Fire Rod, the moving floor sending you into the spiked hazards surrounding the arena (which also move at you), and the creature itself both trying to ram you and firing lasers, though you can make things easier if you have a Golden Bee in a bottle as this will attack the boss and allow you to focus on avoiding damage. You’ll battle Blind the Thief in Gargoyle’s Domain only after exposed an NPC you’ve rescued into the light and revealing her to be this demonic former thief in disguise. Blind hovers about shooting lasers and can only be damaged by hitting his head; eventually, his shroud drops and he sends his head floating around the arena to blast at you independently from his body, which sprouts another head for up to three times the danger, but it’s not especially difficult to avoid these heads and the fight’s all the easier since you don’t need to make use of the dungeon’s weapon to defeat Blind.

Trinexx was the only Dark World boss who caused me trouble, and you’ll only fight Dark Link on the GBA.

This isn’t quite true of Kholdstare, a bulbous eye that you must first free from its block of ice using either the Fire Rod or the Bombos Medallion while avoiding the blocks of ice it drops from above. Once freed, Kholdstare splits into three and just kind of wanders about doing nothing, making it a ridiculously easy boss. Vitreous provides a bit more of a challenge; another eye-themed boss, this glaring monster sits in a puddle of swamp water and is protected by several smaller eyeballs, which it also uses as projectiles. The sword, bow, and hookshot are all useful here but you need to watch out for the erratic bolts of lightning Vitreous will occasionally send your way; once all the smaller eyes are gone, Vitreous resorts to bouncing around in a temper tantrum, leaving it vulnerable. If you venture into Turtle Rock without some green potion or, at the very least, having awoken the Mad Batter to reduce your magic consumption, Trinexx can prove to be especially difficult. This massive rock-like dragon sports three heads: a red one the breathes fire, a blue one that freezes the ground and ruins your traction, and a stone one that extends at you. You need to use the Fire Rod on the red head and the Ice Rod on the blue head, but don’t just fire away willy-nilly; time your attack to hit and stun the head and then switch to you sword because you’ll have no way of damaging either head if you run out of magic. Once these two heads are destroyed, Trinexx dramatically (and explosively) changes into a snake-like form, frantically slithering about but easily finished off by swiping its glowing middle section. If you’re playing the Game Boy Advance version of the game, you can also tackle the optional Palace of the Four Sword dungeon, where four dark variations of Link reside; each one is battled separately and showcases many of the same attacks and abilities as Link, such as his Pegasus Shoes and Magic Cape, while also unleashing their own versions of the Spin Attack and even a jumping strike. Blind, Mothula, the Helmasaur King, and Arrghus are also battled again in this dungeon, which rewards Link with the Four Sword.

Ganon is unquestionably the toughest boss in the game and will put your skills and patience to the limit.

Regardless of which version of A Link to the Past you’re playing, your adventure culminates in the hardest and longest dungeon of the game, Ganon’s Tower. Here, many of the game’s enemies and almost all the hazards and gimmicks you’ve encountered are recycled, with some of the toughest enemies attacking in large groups and you being forced to battle the first four bosses again with slightly different variations to each. It’s absolutely essential that you fully upgrade the Master Sword and your bow and arrows before tackling this dungeon, as it leads directly into the final confrontation with Ganon and you’ll need the Silver Arrows to finish him off. Assuming his monstrous pig form, Ganon awaits in the Pyramid of Power and is easily the game’s hardest and most laborious boss and will put all of your skills to the test. Make sure you’re swiping as soon as you drop into the arena to land a couple of free shots on him while he’s gloating, then avoid his trident when he tosses it at you; Ganon is invulnerable and intangible when teleporting but is open to a few good hits before he throws his trident so make sure you get them in while you can. The second phase greatly increases the difficulty; Ganon will surround himself with tiny flames that he transforms into indestructible bats to use as projectiles, making it very difficult to get close and land a hit. In the third phase, these bats leave a circle of fire around Ganon, who stomps about and destroys the tiles lining the outside of the room. After a few more hits, Ganon will extinguish the two torches and become invisible as well as intangible; you must light both torches to expose his location, hit him with your sword, and then fire a Silver Arrow at him when he turns blue. Do this four times and the King of Evil will finally be defeated, restoring peace to Hyrule, but make no mistake this is a gruelling encounter; you’ll need all four bottles filled with a variety of restorative potions in order to best him, or make liberal use of the Switch’s save and rewind feature to get around his more erratic and frustrating attack patterns.

Power-Ups and Bonuses:
If you’re anything like me, you play your Legend of Zelda games constantly swiping at bushes, breaking pots, and defeating enemies to fill up your health, magic, ammo, and Rupees. Link can carry 999 Rupees, which is an easy enough limit to reach thanks to the many secret Rupee rooms and chests found all over the place, and can spend these on potions, ammo, shields, and other items in various shops. Some prices are higher than others, however; you’ll need to toss an extortionate amount of Rupees into the Lake of Happiness to increase the maximum number of arrows and bombs you can carry, and it’ll cost you a whopping 500 Rupees to acquire the Zora’s Flippers so you can swim, but tempering your sword is surprisingly cheap. Other times, you simply need to find hidden fairies or NPCs who will provide new items or upgrade existing weapons like your sword, bow, and boomerang for free or locate the Big Key and the large chest in each dungeon to acquire some nifty new gear. Link begins his journey with a regular sword but later embarks on a quest to acquire the legendary Master Sword, which boasts a higher attack power and a variation on the Sword Beam; this can then be tempered and finally magically upgraded into the far stronger Golden Sword. Similarly, his shield can be upgraded to defend against small fireballs and is later replaced by the Mirror Shield, which reflects laser bolts.

You’ll need to explore both worlds to uncover all the game’s weapons, items, and upgrades.

Many recognisable Zelda weapons and items are up for grabs here. Link can toss a boomerang as a ranged weapon, blow open walls with bombs, shoot enemies from afar with his bow and arrows, and cross gaps with the hookshot (which, like the boomerang, can also pick up faraway items). Link can dash across the screen and swim when he acquires the Pegasus Shoes and Zora Flippers, respectively, lift heaver objects with the Power Glove and Titan’s Mitt, call a bird to fast travel across Hyrule with the flute (more of an ocarina, really…), dig up items with a shovel, pound down certain blocks with the Magic Hammer, and capture bugs and restorative fairies with the bug-catching net (providing he has one, or all, of the four empty bottles). There are also many magical items available: the Bombos, Ether, and Quake Medallions cause the ground to explode, call down a lightning storm which also illuminates hidden paths, and unleash a shockwave, respectively, while the Cane of Byrna and Cane of Somaria protect Link with a magical barrier and spawn moveable blocks, respectively. The Magic Cape also renders you invisible and invincible for as long as you have it equipped and your magic meter lasts, and you’ll find both a blue and red mail that not only change Link’s sprite but also greatly reduce the amount of damage he takes.

Additional Features:
There’s a fair amount to do in A Link to the Past, though some Zelda staples are noticeably missing; there is no trading sequence here, no fishing game, and no collectibles to trade in for upgrades and other items. You can find items such as a mushroom and NPCs like the blacksmith’s brother to acquire new items, and will receive upgrades from fairy fountains and such, and there are four empty bottles to be discovered. These can be filled with coloured potions to restore your health and magic, fairies to resurrect you, and bugs to attack your enemies so they’re well worth tracking down. There are also twenty-four Heart Pieces scattered throughout Hyrule and the Dark World; every time you collect four, you’ll gain an extra heart of health and you’ll also get a whole new one for every boss you defeat, bringing Link’s health up to a maximum of twenty hearts. You can also reduce the amount of magic you use by half, are required to locate the Moon Pearl to freely move about in the Dark World, and can find hidden rooms (usually behind destructible walls) that yield Rupees and other goodies. You get three save files to play on and can take on Ganon as many times as you like after finishing the game, and hunt down any items and Heart Pieces you’ve missed, though there’s no second, harder adventure to unlock here. This version of the game also allows up to four save states and lets you rewind the game if you make a mistake, which is a godsend for some of the tougher areas, and the Game Boy Advance version of the game includes an optional dungeon, two additional quests that yield new items, and a multiplayer mode in which two to four players work together to solve puzzles and defeat bosses.

The Summary:
There’s a reason why The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past is so lauded within the Zelda community. It really was the greatest Zelda experience at the time, expanding upon the ambitious but limited first adventure and the aspiring attempt of the second game to be a more elaborate role-playing experience, and delivering the quintessential Legend of Zelda formula that was retained even when the series moved into 3D. A Link to the Past has long eluded me; growing up a SEGA kid, I wouldn’t get the chance to play it until I went out of my way to buy the Game Boy Advance port, which I was able to play through all the way to the final battle but never actually carried through to finish the game. The Nintendo Switch version offers gamers far more options to make this difficult adventure title a little easier thanks to the rewind function and save states, but this is still a title that refuses to hold your hand; the overworld is large and full of secrets, enemies, NPCs, and locations to explore, some of which are relevant and others you’ll have to come back to later when you have the right items. The presentation is absolutely top-notch; it’s a colourful, very detailed title that showcases the power of the SNES, with only a few moments of slowdown caused when there’s a little too much happening on the screen. The inclusion of the Dark World helps to keep things visually interesting, creating a distinct atmospheric vibe between the vibrant Hyrule and its desolate dark counterpart. The dungeons are a little too samey and confusing at times, some of the bosses were a bit disappointing, and it was lacking a few of the more prominent side quests and distractions that made later Zelda games so much fun to revisit, but I loved the sheer amount of detail packed into every aspect of the game. I didn’t grow up with A Link to the Past so I can’t say it’s my favourite of the classic Zelda games, but after finally playing it all the way through and really experiencing everything it has to offer, it definitely belongs in the top five of all-time Zelda greats and it’s obvious to me that this game alone fully justified the purchase of a SNES back in the day as it’s a fantastic showcase of everything that console was capable of.

My Rating:

Rating: 5 out of 5.

Fantastic

Was The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past a part of your SNES library back in the day? If not, when did you first play the game and how do you think it compares to other Zelda titles, particularly the two that came before it? What did you think to the introduction of the Dark World and Link’s quest to rescue the seven maidens? Which of the dungeons, bosses, and weapons was your favourite? What did you think to the visual presentation of the game, and would you say that A Link to the Past is the best 2D Zelda title? Did you ever find all of the Heart Pieces and fully upgrade Link’s arsenal? How are you celebrating the franchise today? Whatever your thoughts on A Link to the Past, leave a comment below or share them on my social media.

Game Corner [PokéMonth]: Pokkén Tournament DX (Nintendo Switch)


Upon the release of Pokémon: Blue Version and Pokémon: Red Version (Game Freak, 1996), a new craze swept through playgrounds across the world. Entire generations have grown up with Pokémon as clever marketing saw Nintendo’s newest franchise become a massively lucrative and popular multimedia powerhouse that endures to this day. Accordingly, February 27th is now internationally recognised as “National Pokémon Day”, which I’ve expanded to an entire month of Pokémon every Tuesday in February.


Released: September 2017
Originally Released: 16 July 2015
Developer: Game Freak
Also Available For: Arcade and Nintendo Wii U (Original Release)

The Background:
Ever since it was brought over from Japan, the Pokémon franchise has been all about spin-offs and ancillary media; the first generation of videogames and tie-in merchandise ensured that Pokémon was an instant cultural phenomenon, taking playgrounds by storm through the games themselves, the trading cards, stickers, magazines, and toys galore. It didn’t take long at all for spin-off videogames to be produced alongside the main series; we got a videogame of the aforementioned trading card game, some pinball and puzzle games, and even a much-loved on-rails photography videogame. Although battling is very much at the heart of the Pokémon series, the closest it came to being featured in a one-on-one fighter was the inclusion of Pokémon characters in the Super Smash Bros. series (Various, 1999 to 2018) until Pokémon Company CEO Tsunekazu Ishihara brainstormed new ideas for the franchise with Tekken (Various, 1994 to 2018) producer Katsuhiro Harada and Soulcalibur (Bandai Namco Studios, 1995 to 2018) producer Masaaki Hoshino. While Ishihara wanted mainly Fighting-type Pokémon featured in the game, Hoshino pushed for more variety amongst the playable fighters, and the game was initially released as a somewhat unpopular and unprofitable arcade fighter before being ported to the Wii U, where it was received much more favourably. An enhanced port was then released for the Nintendo Switch a few years later; this new version of the game included all the previous downloadable content (DLC) and was also met with largely positive reviews.

The Plot:
The player’s created character aspires to reach the top of the Ferrum League alongside their partner Pokémon. However, the tournament is soon interrupted by a mysterious and violent Shadow Mewtwo, which has been corrupted by a strange phenomenon in which Gaia, the energy that allows Synergy Stones to bond the humans and Pokémon in Ferrum, is draining away.

Gameplay:
Pokkén Tournament DX is a 3D fighter in which players customise a 2D avatar and synch up with one of twenty-one different partner Pokémon using a “Synergy Stone” to not just command them to battle as in the mainline games, but effectively battle as the Pokémon in what basically amounts to a series of never-ending battles in different towns across the Ferrum region in the appropriately named Ferrum League. Unlike in the mainline Pokémon games, you won’t actually be traversing an overworld map; instead, the Ferrum region is represented by a simple map screen where you can navigate to different towns, each of which allow for different options, such as initiating online battles, changing your game settings, customising your avatar and Pokémon, or partaking in the single-player story mode, or single or team-based battles. Before you jump into the story or an actual battle, your guide, Mia, strongly advises you to check out the game’s tutorial and this is heavily advised as well, though the game’s controls actually aren’t as complicated as the tutorials make you think (it doesn’t help that there are a lot of tutorials, with each aspect of battling being broken down into separate categories and sections).

Battles take place on two panes and your attack choices depend on what your opponent’s doing.

Still, the tutorials relate the basics of battle: X unleashes a strong attack while Y sends out a weaker or ranged attack, and mixing and matching these inputs (along with movements of the analogue stick or control buttons) will allow you to string together combo attacks to deal additional damage. B allows you to jump, and you can also attack in mid-air, while A performs one of a series of Pokémon-specific attacks, some of which can drain your hit points (HP) or inflict status ailments on your opponent. You can bring up your Pokémon’s attacks, special moves, and combos from the pause menu at any time, and even alter the controls to suit your specifications, but there really isn’t that much depth to the combat; I got along pretty well just using a standard series of combos and heavier attacks, but the tutorial also details how you can hold the R trigger to block, roll and dash out of harm’s way, and initiate a switch between the “Field Phase” and the “Duel Phase” using certain attacks, charging a “Piercing Attack”, or grabbing your opponent for a throw by pressing Y and B together. When in the Field Phase, you’re free to navigate the fighting arena, restricted only by the energy fields that surround you, and easily able to jump over, counter, or charge right through attacks. The Duel Phase switches to a 2.5D sideways perspective like a classic Tekken game and slightly alters the controls to accommodate this, allowing for low attacks and high-stance attacks to knock your opponent’s feet from under them or intercept an aerial attack. This makes fights more about getting up close and personal with your opponent, and you’ll quickly find yourself pummelled unless you counter incoming attacks with X and A or block against hem (though beware as you’ll get staggered if the opponent breaks your guard). Although Pokkén Tournament DX doesn’t include the usual Type-advantage where Water-types trump Fire-types and so forth (despite Mai claiming attacks to be “Super effective!” during battle), each Pokémon favours either power, speed, long-ranged attacks, or is a slightly more well-balanced fighter, and it also features variation of this in the “Attack Triangle” feature. This allows counter moves to trump normal attacks, grabs to win over counters, and normal attacks to fend off grabs, and successfully timing each attack based on what your opponent is doing will not only deal damage and potentially change the battle field, but also refill a small amount of your HP and fill up your “Synergy Gauge” and “Support Gauge”.

Burst Attacks and Support Pokémon can fundamentally change the course of a battle.

When your Synergy Gauge is full, you can press L and R together to enter “Burst Mode”, which will change your Pokémon’s appearance (generally to a Mega Evolution) and not only power-up their attacks but also allow you to pull off a devastating “Burst Attack” which unleashes their most powerful move against your opponent, though this can be blocked and even countered. Filling up the Support Gauge allows you to call in a temporary Support Pokémon; you’ll pick from a whole bunch of these before each battle, and they come in groups of two. While you unfortunately can’t mix and match these to create a customised support team for yourself, each Support Pokémon has their benefits; Support Pokémon will either attack your foe, disrupt them in some way (usually with status effects), or enhance your fighter, meaning you could get a temporary speed, power, or health buff or your opponent may become stunned or disorientated, and timing the use of a Support Pokémon is key to turning the tide in a battle. Battles are fought in a best-of-three format and, between rounds, you must switch to a different Support Pokémon, though you can assign “Cheers” to Mia that will boost your gauges in different ways and potentially allow you to summon a Support Pokémon automatically in the next round. While the Support Gauge fills over time, and you can pick up “Synergy Power” across the arena to boost both gauges, Pokkén Tournament DX definitely emphasises fast-paced, arcade-style action over any kind of patience as your battles are timed and your opponents quickly become very aggressive, though you can alter some of these settings in the options menu. While the tutorials make it seem like battles are quite complicated, they’re really not; I barely even used the block button, and found it annoying that the counter option wasn’t mapped to it as well. Consequently, I found it much easier to spam some ranged attacks at the start of a fight, hit a grab, and charge a Piercing Attack to pummel my opponents, landing a few character-specific attacks here and there (this was risky as I fought with Shadow Mewtwo, and a lot of its special attacks drained its HP) before finishing them off with a Burst Attack.

You’ll find yourself battling endlessly to clear the Ferrum League and complete the optional missions.

Mia claims that you need to learn about the different opponents and arenas but, again, you really don’t; you can best most opponents by attacking aggressively and, while Synergy Energy does spawn differently in each arena and they are either bigger or more enclosed, the fights quickly became very monotonous for me. This wasn’t helped by the success criteria for the single-player story, which sees you battling through the Ferrum League over a series of battles. You start at Rank D and must win a certain number of fights, either in single battles or by tackling five opponents in a row in League Matches, to increasing your standing in the rank. Once you’ve won enough fights, you’ll enter an eight-man tournament, which you must win to face the League Master in a “Promotion Test”. Win that battle and you’ll move on to the next rank to do it all over again, battling more and more opponents to qualify for more fights and finding your foes becoming faster and more aggressive with each Rank. After every fight, win or lose, you’ll receive a star grading based on your performance; varying your attacks and ending with a Burst Attack flourish will score you more points and earn you more PokéGold, which buys clothing and outfits for your avatar and Mia. You’ll also earn experience points (XP) from each victory and loss; when you earn enough XP your Partner Pokémon will level-up and you’ll earn Skill Points that you can use to upgrade their attack, defence, the speed their gauges charge, and how long their gauge effects will last when triggered. Each Rank also comes with some missions for you to complete; these generally involve winning a certain number of battles, winning in a certain way or using a certain number of specific attacks, and summoning specific Support Pokémon a set number of times. With enough victories, you’ll be given one Bonus Key per mission board to automatically complete a mission, and successfully completing them all will complete a picture puzzle, net you additional PokéGold and titles and clothing for your avatar, and will load up another board with more missions to complete. If single battles start to wear thin for you (and, trust me, they will), you can take part in team battles from the main map. This sees you pick a team of three Pokémon to battle against another team of three in an elimination battle; the damage you take and the amount your gauge is full carries over between rounds, but you can still set your Support Pokémon between each round. Sadly, these battles don’t ever appear in the main story, meaning there’s little incentive to deviate from your chosen Partner Pokémon as that’s the easiest way to stay strong enough to compete with the higher Ranked matches.

Graphics and Sound:
While it lacks some of the more memorable tunes seen in the mainline games, Pokkén Tournament DX makes a great first impression with a spectacular CG opening sequence; sadly, such cinematics are few and far between during the bulk of the game. They’ll pop up here and there, but the majority of the game’s story is told using 2D avatars that barely move and using text and dialogue boxes rather than cutscenes. This, as much as the pretty generic battle music, really lets the game down; I get that it’s just a standard arcade fighter, but a little bit more effort could’ve gone into the story and the presentation of the game outside of the main battles. Instead, the story is very secondary; occasionally, your opponents will talk smack to you before and after battles, Mia will chime in with some story-specific spiel to advance the narrative, and you’ll have to move to areas outside of the main overworld map to meet story objectives, but it’s all very cheap and not very becoming of a game that carries such a hefty price tag. Additionally, the map screen is as basic as it gets, and you’ll be absolutely bombarded with Mia’s “helpful” advice during battles unless you shut her off in the main settings.

The opening cutscene and in-battle graphics are where the game’s presentation really shines.

Once you actually get into a battle, things noticeably improve; all the game’s Pokémon are beautifully rendered in just the right balance between realistic and fantastical, very much in the same style as seen in Pokémon: Detective Pikachu (Letterman 2019). Pokémon have a number of different intro and outro animations, and these change depending on whether you’re in Burst Mode or not, and will take on different colours in mirror matches. Attacks are big, colourful, and eye-catching, with Pokémon like Sceptile, Gengar, and Charizard impressive with twisting vines, portal-based spectral fists, and plumes of fire, respectively. Also impactful are the Burst Attacks, which basically amount to a short cutscene when your Pokémon will unleash their most powerful attack, and this really helps to sell the danger of these moves so you definitely want to make sure that you unleash yours before your opponent does. Unfortunately, the arenas don’t fare anywhere near as well as the fighter’s character models; I barely even noticed any difference between each arena, even when inside a haunted house or on the deck of a ship with Magikarp flailing about. You can see buildings and other Pokémon in the background in almost every arena, but there’s really nothing much there to make them all that interesting; there are no stage hazards to worry about, no weapons to pick up, and the only things that really change between them are how restrictive they are and where the Synergy Energy spawns in. Thankfully, battles are generally too fast to really make this much of an issue but you’re forced to have so many fights that it’s hard not to notice that the areas are pretty bland and almost interchangeable.

Enemies and Bosses:
In true fighting game fashion, every single Pokémon you can select from will be your opponent at some point in the game. I would say that it pays to get to know what each Pokémon is capable of, but that’s not really that true; sure, Machamp is bigger and slower than, say, Lucario and will buff itself up rather than striking fast and using ranged attacks, and Croagunk is a sprightly little bastard who can whittle down your health pretty quickly with its lightning-fast attacks, but what works against one will generally work against all. There’s a decent array of Pokémon on offer here; while the absence of guys like Hitmonlee and Hitmanchan is questionable (and I don’t really get why we needed two Pikachu…), the inclusion of Suicune, Chandelure, and Darkrai helps to make the available roster very varied so it’s not all focused on Fighting-Type Pokémon. As mentioned, it is useful to take note of what your Pokémon can do; I stuck with Shadow Mewtwo the entire time, whose special attacks drained its HP, but some Pokémon are better attacking from a distance, so you need to be more aware of the field and where you are, while others need to be up close and personal to deal heavy damage. When battling them, though, a simple strategy of dodging, jumping, and keeping up the aggression until you can call in a Support Pokémon or hit your Burst Attack will win you the day more often than not, and the only time I really struggled with anything other than this was when I was trying to complete the different missions and had to hold back on my attacks as a result.

Alongside challenging the Ferrum League, you’ll also contend with the super powerful Shadow Mewtwo.

To advance up to the next Rank, you’ll need to best the League Master. While you’d think that these battles offer something different, they really don’t; League Masters will use Pokémon you’ve probably fought five or six times up to that point, and the only real difference is that they might be at a higher level, and thus have more HP or be more aggressive. After you best each League Master, however, the story will kick back in and you’ll have to battle Shadow Mewtwo; this thing is pretty much well beyond you for the majority of the story, boasting HP in the thousands and making short work of you. I think it might be possible to beat it early on, but I sure as hell couldn’t; in fact, I was barely able to eek out a victory when the story culminated in battling it head-on since it’s easily the toughest fight you’ll have in the story mode. Before you battle it, you’ll have to face three trainers in three new areas a bid to try and cure Mewtwo of its corruption, and these fights actually offer something different as you’re denied the use of Support Pokémon and/or your Synergy Gauge. When you finally battle Shadow Mewtwo for the last time, you must endure the first round without your Synergy Gauge and your Support Gauge will only fill up once Shadow Mewtwo is constantly in Burst Mode in this fight and you’re also denied the buffs Mia provides between rounds. In the second round, you’ll also enter a permanent Burst Mode but will only be able to use your Burst Attack once and there’s no Synergy Power to collect, meaning that these battles can be extremely gruelling as Shadow Mewtwo is a very fast, very aggressive foe who’s constantly coming at you and looking to land his Burst Attack.

Power-Ups and Bonuses:
Your primary power-up during a fight will by the Synergy Power that spawns in across the arenas; you’ll need to get in their quickly as your opponent can pick these up as well, and it means the difference between filling your gauges or being on the receiving end of their Burst Attacks. It’s a good job the game subjects you to endless battles as you’ll quickly see the benefits of applying Skill Points to your Partner Pokémon; I’m much more focused on attacking so I tended to boost the attack stat above the others, but lengthening the duration of your burst and speeding up your gauges can really help make the tougher battles a lot easier. Unfortunately, though, that’s about it; you don’t learn any new moves, you can’t assign different items or power-ups to your Pokémon, and just about the only other thing you have at your disposal are the Burst Attacks and Support Pokémon. Support Pokémon are a mixed bag; each one charges up at a different speed, and they each have positives and negatives, but it sucks that you can’t customise your own little support team and are stuck with what the game gives you.

Additional Features:
You might think battling through the main leagues will be the end of your journey here, but sadly it’s not. After you purge Shadow Mewtwo, two more unlock, with the last one full of the game’s toughest challenges. You can also revisit the Shadow Mewtwo stages from the story mode whenever you like to take on those unique gauge-less battles, return to each of the leagues you’ve already cleared to mop up any outstanding missions you have left, and you’ll even unlock a new arena to battle in after clearing the story. Throughout the course of the game, you’ll amass a great deal of PokéGold; unfortunately this is all spent on clothing and gear for your avatar and Mia rather than interesting stuff like new arenas or fighters. The clothing options are kind of limited, despite there being a decent variety and colour options, since you can’t mix and match them. New items unlock when you hit certain milestones or complete missions, and you’ll also unlock titles for your avatar and can assign them taunts. There’s an online battle mode, and daily challenges to complete as well, but there really isn’t anything all that fun to unlock. As if that wasn’t bad enough, this “DX” version of the game isn’t even complete as you need to shell out to purchase two more fighters, which also come with two more sets of Support Pokémon and outfits for Mia, which really soured me on the game as I expect a “DX” version to include everything available from the game.

The Summary:
I was really excited to get my hands on Pokkén Tournament DX; I’m not a big Tekken fan but the game looked and seemed really unique and exciting and I was hoping for a really fun brawler that did new things with the franchise. Technically, I got that: Pokkén Tournament DX is very similar to other 3D fighters you might find available as online-exclusive releases in that it has a minimalist approach to its interface and story and focuses on frantic, hard-hitting action with just enough bells and whistles to keep you interested. Unfortunately, it’s lacking in a lot of depth; the customisation, battle, and story options are extremely limited and it’s ultimately pointless earning all that PokéGold and those titles once you’re satisfied with your avatar. There’s also very little incentive to try out the other Pokémon as this actually puts you at a disadvantage due to the level-up mechanic; if the emphasis on the different fighting styles had been more prominent, and the story mode different depending on which Partner Pokémon you chose like other fighters, this might have encouraged experimentation but, for me, it really didn’t. Also, the game becomes very laborious very quickly; after about an hour, you’ve pretty much seen everything it has to offer and there’s very little to keep you engaged as it’s just battle after battle, with the same tactics triumphing 99% of the time, in bland arenas with an excitable girl bellowing annoying statements at you. While the game’s fighters look great and the presentation is pretty impressive at times (in battles and the rare CG cutscenes), the whole package feels very cheap and like it should have just been a budget digital-only title, making for an overall lacklustre experience that left me disappointed since I was expected a little but more (and definitely not expecting to have to pay for additional content!)

My Rating:

Rating: 2 out of 5.

Could Be Better

Have you ever played Pokkén Tournament DX? If so, did you enjoy and where did you first play it? Which Pokémon was your go-to fighter, who was your favourite support duo, and which Pokémon was your least favourite? Did you enjoy the focus on continuous battling or did it grow tiresome for you, as well? What did you think to the plot involving Shadow Mewtwo and did you ever conquer all of the leagues? Would you like to see another game in this style sometime, and if so what improvements would you make? Which Pokémon spin-off is your favourite and why? How are you celebrating National Pokémon Day this month? Whatever your thoughts on Pokkén Tournament DX, share them below or comment on my social media and be sure to check out my other Pokémon content.

Back Issues: The Amazing Spider-Man #210

Story Title: “The Prophecy of Madame Web!”
Published: 12 August 1980 (cover-dated November 1980)
Writer: Dennis O’Neil
Artist: John Romita Jr.

The Background:
After a blockbuster success with the Fantastic Four, Marvel editor and head writer Stan Lee spearheaded one of Marvel’s best selling publications with teenage superhero Peter Parker/Spider-Man. Spidey’s popularity soon saw him headlining other comics, such as Marvel Team-Up, amassing one of the industry’s most colourful and memorable rogues galleries, and his supporting cast ballooning as Parker aged and his life became more complicated. In November 1980, The Amazing Spider-Man readers were introduced to blind, crippled psychic Cassandra Webb/Madame Web, an enigmatic figure who both tasked Spider-Man with opposing certain villains and used her clairvoyance to direct his destiny. Madame Web played a significant role once Spider-Man was threatened by outside and multiversal forces, ultimately dying at the hands of a vengeful Vladimir Kravinoff/Grim Hunter, with her last act being to pass her powers to Julia Carpenter/Spider-Man. Madame Web’s most significant portrayal, however, was in the Spider-Man animated series (1994 to 1998), where she was voiced by Stan Lee’s wife, Joan, and acted as a mysterious mentor to Spider-Man (Christopher Daniel Barnes), often frustrating him with her manipulative ways. Years later, Sony Pictures inexplicably decided the best way to capitalise on their limited library of Spider-Man characters was to produce a Madame Web live-action movie, teaming this obscure side character with a handful of Spider-Women in an attempt to subvert audience expectations.

The Review:
We begin in the basement storage room of the New York Globe, a rival newspaper to the Daily Bugle, where Robert Dockery, circulation manager for the newspaper, directs a gang of masked hoodlums whom he’s hired in a bid to seize complete control of the publication. This plot point is then put on hold as the story joins Peter Parker, who’s strolling through Chinatown alongside Debra “Debbie” Whitman, an obscure love interest of Peter’s even for me whom he met while studying at Empire State University. Peter’s surprised to learn that the normally level-headed and pragmatic Debra has booked an appointment with a fortune teller, the titular Madame Web, though Debra insists that she’s simply exploring the fascinating subject of psychic phenomena rather than being scammed by a faux clairvoyant. Although Peter enjoys teasing her over this, he’s unable to join her to see Madame Web in action as, wouldn’t you know it, he’s late for a meeting at the New York Globe. Rather than web-sling over there, Peter takes the more traditional route but is forced to switch to Spider-Man when he’s denied access to the editorial department due to a managerial mandate. This is all part of Dockery’s plot, of course. He’s taking a meeting with his senior staff and introducing them to Katrinka Janice “K.J.” Clayton, publisher of the New York Globe, a provocative woman who, until now, has been a silent partner of the newspaper. Just as she announces Dockery’s ascension to power, those masked hoodlums burst in, accost the staff members, and take Clayton hostage.  

When a publishing mogul is seemingly kidnapped, Spidey turns to a mysterious psychic for help.

Luckily, Spider-Man was climbing up the outside of the building, so he bursts in to break up the party, easily dodging their machine gun fire with his superhuman speed and reflexes and fighting off the armed thugs even when they dog-pile him. They do, however, delay him long enough for Clayton to be kidnapped and, thanks to Dockery “clumsily” getting in his way, Spidey is a step too slow to pursue them and is unable to catch up due to a lack of windows. With no other options, Spidey decides to indulge Debra’s fantasy and pay Madame Web a visit to see if the elderly medium can help him track Clayton down. Spidey web-slings over the Madame Web’s apartment and is stunned to find she’s an elderly blind lady who’s hooked up to an elaborate web-based life support machine, created by her late husband, that sustains her so she can aid others with her gifts. She describes herself as a “soothsayer, a psychic, a witch” and claims to be capable not just of “second-sight” but fostering the psychic powers of others. Impressed by her presentation and boastful claims, Spider-Man asks for her insight into Clayton and, though she stresses that her abilities aren’t 100% guaranteed due to the nature of the paranormal, she immediately picks up that Clayton is the victim of a malicious deceit, perpetrated by Web’s own student, Belinda Bell, to be held hostage for financial gain. At Spidey’s urging, Madame Web intuits that Belinda and Clayton will perish in a horrific train crash if he doesn’t find Bell, who is his only hope of tracking down Clayton. The next scene shows that the deceit runs even deeper as Belinda was paid to impersonate Clayton and, for her assistance, she finds herself tied up in a toy store (of all places) and at the mercy of Dockery’s ruthless mercenaries. 

Thanks to Madame Web, Spidey saves Clayton, though her true nature remains a mystery.

Across town at the New York Gloe, Dockery confronts the real Clayton (actually a much older woman) and openly threatens her, mocking the vanity that so easily allowed him to have her impersonated to hand control of the newspaper over to him. Confident in his victory, Dockery calls his thugs and orders Belinda’s execution, but Spider-Man arrives to save her, having deduced that Madame Web’s vision of crashing trains actually meant the toy store that Dockery owns which…is a bit of a leap but sure, okay. Once again, Spider-Man easily dispatches of the goons, burying them beneath shelving units and stock, and freeing Belinda. Angered by the betrayal and grateful for the rescue, Belinda warns Spider-Man of Dockery’s intentions towards Clayton so he races over to the New York Globe, arriving just in time to find her office engulfed in flames thanks to Dockery dousing gasoline everywhere and starting a raging inferno. Spider-Man brings Clayton to safety, setting her down outside the building just as Dockery makes a run for it, only to find his car up-ended by the web-slinger. Defeated, Dockery folds like paper and Peter later reads that he’s run similar scams before, although Dockery’s imprisonment means that Peter is now out of work (I’m not sure exactly why, surely the New York Globe is still publishing and employing staff, but then I’m unfamiliar with this period in Peter’s life so maybe his job was somehow linked to Dockery?) Before he can descend into complete despair, Peter suddenly gets a phone call from Madame Web, who learned of his dual identity through her powers; she both promises to keep his secret and reassures him that his financial woes will soon be resolved. While this sounds positive on paper, the final panel of the issue reveals that his cantankerous former boss, J. Jonah Jameson, is literally chomping at the bit to re-employ the troubled young hero! 

The Summary:
“The Prophecy of Madame Web!” was an inauspicious debut for the mysterious psychic; Madame Web herself was more of a secondary (or even tertiary) character to the main plot, which was surprisingly low-key for a Spider-Man story, involving no colourful supervillains and being a simple story of a greedy man going to extreme lengths for more power. In other Spider-Man stories, Dockery would’ve employed the services of a low-tier Spider-Man villain, someone like MacDonald “Mac” Gargan/The Scorpion, Herman Schultz/The Shocker, or even Dmitri Smerdyakov/The Chameleon either to take Belinda’s role of impersonating K.J. Clayton or masquerading as Dockery himself. Indeed, I do wonder if maybe the story would’ve been more enjoyable with a supervillain in place of Dockery’s nameless, faceless goons, who offer no physical challenge to Spider-Man and don’t even respond to his witty remarks and cheap quips. Without a colourful villain, the fights aren’t as interesting and the stakes are quite low in terms of Spidey’s safety; there’s no question he can out-punch these mercenaries, so the drama revolves around ensuring Belinda and Clayton are safe instead. This would be fine but, again, there isn’t much emphasis on them being in danger; Belinda is tied up and taunted as the mercs wait for the order to kill her, rather than just being shot right away, and Dockery goes to the effort of setting Clayton’s office on fire to stage her death as an accident rather than just shoving her out a window or gunning her down. I don’t mind a more grounded, low-stakes Spidey story – in many ways, it’s a change of pace – but the narrative here is littered with contrivances and conveniences that make it decidedly run-of-the-mill compared to other Spidey tales. 

Madame Web’s look and powers impress, but the plot is middling and forgettable.

Madame Web makes for a visually interesting character; decked out in a slick black/red dress with a spider motif, blindfolded, and hooked up to a web-like life support system, she’s got a memorable design, for sure. Although Peter dismissed her as a fraud (which is a bit odd considering Peter has chummed with the X-Men before, a team known for their psychics), she proves to be completely legitimate, though her clairvoyance is paradoxically accurate and unreliable, meaning she can only vaguely point Spidey in the right direction and stress fatal consequences should he fail. Thankfully, Spider-Man uses his head (off panel, of course) and, rather than searching every trainyard in the city, realises that Dockery owns a toy shop, which turns out to be the right location. Truthfully, though, I didn’t really like this; it felt rushed and forced and again lowered the stakes as it meant we wouldn’t be seeing Belinda or Clayton threatened by oncoming trains. The twist of Madame Web learning Spidey’s secret identity was interesting as very few characters were in on this back then and taints her mysterious aura with a potential menace as her intentions might not be as benevolent as they seem, but she’s ultimately a non-factor in this story. I have no issues believing that Spider-Man could’ve figured out where Belinda was without Madame Web’s help, making her largely superfluous. I almost wonder if it might’ve been better to have Madame Web be the linchpin of the story; perhaps she’s a true medium who’s targeted by gangsters or hosts a psychic television show and is kidnapped by a villain for a ransom, or just something a little more engaging that Spider-Man giving up pursuing the hoodlums and randomly deciding to ask for her help.  

My Rating:

Rating: 2 out of 5.

Could Be Better

Have you read “The Prophecy of Madame Web!”? If so, what did you think to it? Were you impressed by her debut, or did it fall as flat for you as it did for me? Did you like that it was a more grounded story, or would you have preferred to see Spidey tangle with a supervillain? What are some of your favourite Madame Web stories or moments? Are you excited to see her live-action debut? Whatever your thoughts on Madame Web, drop a comment below or on my social media and be sure to check out my other Spider-Man content across the site. 

Game Corner [Zelda Month]: Zelda II: The Adventure of Link (Nintendo Switch)


On 21 February 1986, The Legend of Zelda (Nintendo EAD, 1986) was first released in Japan. The creation of legendary game designer Shigeru Miyamoto and Takashi Tezuka, The Legend of Zelda launched one of Nintendo’s most popular franchises. This year, I’m dedicating every Wednesday to Nintendo’s most famous silent protagonist, Link and his vast and enduring fantasy world of sword and sorcery.


Released: 16 January 2019
Originally Released: 14 January 1987
Developer: Nintendo
Original Developer: Nintendo R&D4
Also Available For: Famicom Disk System, Game Boy Advance, GameCube, Nintendo 3DS (Virtual Console), Nintendo Entertainment System (NES), NES Classic Edition, Nintendo Wii, Nintendo Wii U

The Background:
The brainchild of designer Shigeru Miyamoto, The Legend of Zelda purposely emphasised exploration and experimentation based on Miyamoto’s childhood love of exploring forests and caves. Selling well over 6.5 million copies, the game was a massive success and has been widely recognised as one of the greatest adventure games ever made. A sequel was released the very next year, one that proved to be one of the more divisive titles in the franchise for abandoning almost all of the original’s gameplay mechanics, This, however, was Miyamoto’s intention all along; he assembled an all-new team for Zelda II and infused traditional role-playing game (RPG) mechanics with both the adventuring gameplay of the first game and the sidescrolling action of the likes of Super Mario Bros. (Nintendo R&D4, 1985) and CastleVania (Konami, 1986). Emphasising tactical combat, obscure dialogue, and levelling-up to improve your abilities, Zelda II was a stark contrast to the first game but, surprisingly, this didn’t impact its sales or reception at the time. The game sold nearly 4.40 million copies worldwide and was apparently met with positive reviews for its unique presentation, expansion of the formula, and challenging gameplay. However, while many consider it a hidden and underappreciated gem in the series, Zelda II retains a largely negative reception; interestingly, while Miyamoto returned to the familiar top-down formula for the far more successful sequel, Zelda II went on to influence the franchise’s larger narrative and jump to 3D. The game has been re-released multiple times, though never with any enhancements beyond save states and rewinds, to allow new generations of players to form their own opinions of this black sheep of the franchise,

The Plot:
After saving the kingdom of Hyrule, fated hero Link must embark on a new quest to awaken Princess Zelda’s slumbering ancestor by placing six crystals in six temples, all while contending with monstrous forces seeking to revive the Dark Lord, Ganon, using Link’s blood!

Gameplay:
Zelda II: The Adventure of Link is a 2D action/adventure game in which players assume the role of the titular green tunic-clad protagonist and journey across the fantasy land of Hyrule, which is divided into forests, deserts, caves, and towns, searching for six crystals to revive a sleeping princess. At first glance, things are somewhat similar to the last game; you’re given three save files which you can name (though this name isn’t reflected in the in-game dialogue) and dropped into the game world after a bit of story text for context. However, as soon as you take control of Link, the differences between the first and second games become immediately apparent; firstly, Link begins in Zelda’s throne room in a traditional sidescrolling format like Super Mario Bros. This comparison becomes increasingly apt as you play with the controls and progress through the game; pressing B or X will see Link swipe with his sword, unleashing his patented Sword Beam when at full health, while A jumps! Jumping?! In a Zelda game? Outrageous! Link can also crouch (though less to duck beneath projectiles and more to perform a low attack) and holds a shield that will defend against some incoming ranged and melee attacks, but that’s it for his options at the start of the game. As soon as you leave the throne room, the game suddenly switches to a top-down view, but one markedly different to that of the first game; rather than presenting an action-oriented overworld, Zelda II takes more inspiration from traditional RPGs like Final Fantasy (Square, 1987) this time, with a few interactable elements and swarms of random battles appearing on the map. 

Gameplay is now infused with RPG elements, placing more emphasis on interaction and combat.

Yes, as you move around the overworld, little black monsters will randomly appear and make a beeline for you; if you come into contact with them, you’ll be warped to a sidescrolling section where you’ll either have to battle past enemies, simply walk offscreen, hop between platforms and over hazards, or collect special items to exit to the overworld. The enemies you face are determined by the sprite that touches you, the area you’re in, and how far into the game you are; touching a Bot-like enemy usually puts simpler enemies in your path, but touching a larger monster will spawn a greater challenge. Sometimes, these sidescrolling sections are mandatory to progress; you’ll randomly be deposited into a lava-filled cave, onto a bridge swarming with Bago-Bagos, or into a haunted graveyard and will have to fight your way out to move on. Defeating enemies will usually (but, annoyingly, not always) award experience points (EXP); yes, like other RPGS, Link must now gain EXP to level-up and increase his attack, health, and magic, all of which is essential for overcoming the game’s more challenging enemies and bosses. Occasionally, you’ll find Point Bags (either out in the open or dropped by defeated enemies) which will give you an EXP boost, and conquering each of the game’s Palaces will automatically award you with a free level. Link can level-up to a maximum level of eight and you’ll be able to select whether its your health, magic, or attack that’s increased each time you level-up, but the amount of EXP you need to level-up increases each time so it’s definitely worth defeating as many enemies as you can and grabbing all the Point Bags you see to get stronger faster. If you were paying attention there, you’ll have seen I mentioned magic; Zelda II introduced magic to the franchise, though it’s used a little differently than you might think. Each town Link visits shelters a wise old man who will freely teach you a spell (though sometimes you need to perform tasks, such as talking to specific non-playable characters (NPCs) or jumping down chimneys, to reach the old man). Pressing + brings up your list of spells and displays how many points they cost to use; you can then press – to perform the spell, though you can only perform them in sidescrolling sections, and the effects will only last for as long as the screen you’re on. Spells range from reducing the damage you take to changing your Sword Beam into a fireball and increasing your jump height and they’re absolutely essential for clearing the game’s Palaces. 

Zelda II is frustratingly obtuse at times and features an inconsistent difficulty level.

The first game is notoriously obtuse, rarely giving you much guidance about where to go and what to do, and Zelda II tries to address this by placing more emphasis on interacting with NPCs but, unfortunately, mistranslations muddy the water and leave you either with nonsense vagaries or out-right lies. In each of the game’s towns, Link can talk to NPCs for “hints” or have his health and magic restored, though some NPCS are actually enemies in disguise! There are also times when you need to perform fetch quests or talk to specific NPCs to gain new items or access to new areas; it’s again all annoyingly vague so I’d recommend just cutting out the middleman and using a guide right from the start. All the walkthroughs and level-ups in the world can’t help you when it comes to the game’s difficulty, though; while Zelda II is light on puzzles, requiring little more than the acquisition of keys and the use of certain items on the overworld, its Palaces are often sprawling mazes filled with instant-death lava or water and frustrating enemies, many of whom either take multiple hits to defeat or can resist your Sword Beam, making it useless a lot of the time. While enemies won’t respawn screen to screen, some come in seemingly endless swarms, others are invisible or invincible without certain items or spells, and others are placed in cramped hallways, making attacking and avoiding their attacks extremely aggravating. Perhaps because he’s not used to hopping over platforms, Link’s momentum is a bit janky here, meaning it’s easy to slip or bounce into death pits, and he also flies back upon taking damage, easily costing you a life. Yes, Zelda II also uses a life system; you start with three lives and, when they’re drained, you’re given the option to save your game or continue, which will return you to North Castle or the start of the current Palace, respectively, reducing your current accumulated EXP to zero in the process. While I can just about forgive a lot of the game’s oddities, the combat is awful here; since many enemies block your Sword Beam, you’ll be relying on jumping slashes to attack them, and Link’s range of attacks is sadly limited even after he gains new sword abilities, meaning combat is often as much of a chore as the tricky platforming and insane difficulty spikes peppered throughout the game. 

Graphics and Sound:
Fundamentally, Zelda II is graphically superior to the last game; the sidescrolling sections allow for greater detail in the sprites, particularly Link, and more detailed backgrounds than in the last game. Depending on where you are, you’ll load into various different areas on the overworld, from swamps that restrict your walking speed, to forests and traditional caves. The game’s Palaces share the same Roman-inspired aesthetic, featuring bricks and columns and statues and elevators, but each has a different colour palette and utilises its labyrinthine nature in different ways, such as incorporating crumbling platforms, destructible or falling blocks, lava pits, hidden drops, or pits that lead to lower areas. While Link looks more impressive than in the last game, he has no idle poses and his animation frames are severely limited; his sprites change when you acquire new moves or utilise certain spells, but he’s still limited by the NES hardware so he’s little more than a clunky lug here. Indeed, Zelda II may have been a little too ambitious for the time as the game’s performance struggles noticeably when enemies swarm on the overworld and when there are multiple sprites onscreen in the sidescrolling sections. Sprite flickering, slowdown, and even some glitches are surprisingly commonplace, which is odd considering how well made the first game was and how simplistic so much of the game is. Zelda II even struggles in the various towns, when NPCs wander around, going in and out of houses, to say nothing of the haunted graveyards and hazardous bridges, and you’ll see a lot of sprite tearing and performance issues when battling against the game’s bosses, too. 

While the game is a graphical improvement, it’s perhaps too ambitious for the NES hardware.

On the plus side, Zelda II includes some chirpy and memorable tunes; the main Zelda theme is here, of course, and the main Palace and boss themes are fun little earworms (which is good as you’ll be hearing them again and again). Sound effects like Link’s Sword Beam and blocking projectiles and nice and clear, too, and there’s a decent amount of variety in the game’s locations, if not in the Palaces, which are very copy/paste even with their different colour schemes. Occasionally, you’ll find areas on the overworld where you need to use certain items, either manually (like the hammer and flute) or automatically (like the raft), and there are even some hidden paths and tiles that lead to Point Bags, Magic Jars, or upgrades to your health or magic bar.  Although Zelda II emphasises interacting with NPC, dialogue is extremely limited and littered with mistranslations; thankfully, you can simply hit B to skip dialogue without missing out on the benefits, such as having your health restored. Cutscenes are basically non-existent here; there’s a little animation on the title screen, some story text, and some flashing visuals when you defeat a boss, but that’s basically it until you reach the final Palace. Zelda II is one of the few Zelda games where series antagonist Ganon doesn’t appear at all (unless you lose all your lives and then he’ll taunt you from the Game Over screen) and it also doesn’t feature Link’s iconic secondary weapons like the boomerang or bow and arrow, meaning things get very basic and repetitive very quickly. 

Enemies and Bosses:
A wide variety of monstrous beings will dog Link’s progress in the game’s sidescrolling sections and Palaces, many of them new and unique to this game (as far as I can tell). We’ve got the standard bat-, bird-, snake-, spider-, and jelly-like cannon fodder that swoop, spit, and pounce about, annoying skeletal fish that leap out from water and spit projectiles, and ghostly eyeballs and floating heads that swarm the screen endlessly, bobbing about and decimating your health bar in seconds. It’s not long before you’re challenged by more frustrating enemies; Moblins, Iron Knuckles, Lizalfos, and Stalfos quickly become commonplace, defending against your Sword Beam and attacking with daggers, swords, maces, tridents, and even jump attacks. It can be difficult to land hits on them since you’re reliant on your jumping attacks and their projectiles can be incessant, making them frustrating encounters even when you’re at a higher level. This threat is escalated by the likes of the Doomknockers, Fokkas, Fokkerus, and various teleporting wizards; these guys will hop about, toss a barrage of axes or flames, and need the use of a spell in the latter’s case to even defeat. Toss in the barrage of damage sponge Bubbles, expendable Wosus, fireball-spitting statues, and worm-like creatures and it quickly becomes an uphill battle getting past even the simplest of areas as you have to avoid attacks or switch up your playstyle to overcome the enemies before you.  

The game’s enemies and bosses can be aggravating due to the clunky combat mechanics.

Seven crystals in seven Palaces means, you guessed it, eight bosses to overcome in Zelda II, including the game’s true final boss. This time around, the bosses all have a life bar, similar to the Mega Man series (Capcom, 1987 to present), and drop a key after being defeated, which unlocks the Palace exit. The first boss you encounter is the horse-headed Mazura, whose armour protects him from all your attacks and whose swinging mace will decimate you if it makes contact. Your best bet here is to avoid being backed into a corner and activate your Shield spell to reduce the damage you take since you’ll need to use jumping slashes to hit his only weak point, his head. You’ll use these same tactics against the second boss, Jermafenser, a massive armour-clad knight whose head will detach after a few hits! However, Jermafenser is a bit of a joke; your shield will block his projectiles and, by this point, you should have the downward thrust, which makes short work of him, meaning the journey through Death Mountain and battles against the aggravating Dairas is more of a challenge! The third boss you encounter, Rebonack, is essentially a blue Iron Knuckle on a mechanical horse. He’ll charge across the screen and try to skewer you with his lance, meaning you need to time a downward thrust to rob him of his steed, after which you simply need to block, jump, or duck to defend against his barrage of daggers and attack his head as you would a normal Iron Knuckle. What makes Rebonack unique, though, is that you battle him again later in the game as he appears twice more as a mini boss in Three-Rock Palace, though he’s even easier in these encounters since you’re more powerful at that point. When you reach the Great Palace, you’ll also encounter another mini boss-like enemy, a Giant Bot that splits into several regular Bots upon being hit and slows the game to a crawl as a result. 

Many bosses are surprisingly disappointing and nowhere as challenging as the journey to them.

Journeying through Maze Island Palace will see Link clash with the wizard-like Carock, which is essentially a larger Wizzrobe variant. Because of this, battling it is extremely easy as you can simply activate the Reflect spell and crouch down in a corner; Carock will teleport about firing energy waves at you, but Reflect will send them right back, killing it in seconds. In comparison, the hulking Gooma is more of a challenge; slow and lumbering and wielding a spiked, chained ball, this monster requires a lot of patience as you use the Jump, Shield, and Life spells to avoid and endure his attacks and land hits to his torso. The dragon-like Barba was probably a lot harder in the original game but is made a lot easier with the Nintendo Switch’s rewind feature; it randomly rises from one of three lava pits to spew easily-voidable flame breath at you, so you need to be in the right spot to attack its head when it appears, which is easy to do when you can rewind the game on the fly! The penultimate boss, Thunderbird, poses the most significant challenge; not only must you reach it with a full magic bar since you need to cast Thunder to make it vulnerable, but it floats about spitting endless fireballs and can only be damaged by hitting its face. Once you defeat it, you’ll go straight to the final room and boss, with the damage and magic you lost fighting Thunderbird carrying over. Thankfully, the final boss, Dark Link, can be a bit of a let down; while Link’s shadow copies all his sword attacks and blocks yours with his shield, you can crouch or stand in the corner and easily cheese him, making the final challenge extremely anti-climactic considering how tough the rest of the game is. 

Power-Ups and Bonuses:
Unlike most Zelda games, Zelda II doesn’t include Rupees or shops and defeated enemies will not drop hearts to refill your life meter. The only way to restore Link’s health is to find a fairy on the overworld or in a sidescrolling section, level-up, visit an NPC at a town, or find a Heart Container, meaning you’ll mostly be relying on spells like Shield and Life to help reduce damage and restore your health. On the plus side, NPCs will aid you for free, though you’ll sometimes have to jump through some hoops to reach the old man and helpful knights who provide new spells and attacks. Although Link doesn’t get to use iconic sub-weapons like the bombs or hookshot, he can acquire items in each Palace to aid his quest; many of these are passive, automatically activating once you acquire them, such as the candle, raft, boots, key, and magic cross. These automatically light up dark areas, reveal hidden enemies, allow you to traverse streams or bodies of water, and open every door in the game unlike items like the hammer, flute, handy glove, which are activated on the overworld in the case of the former and powerup your sword attacks in the case of the latter to let you smash blocks. 

In place of his usual weapons, Link utilises spells and new sword attacks to progress.

Link is taught eight spells throughout the game that are required to conquer the Palaces. Some are more tactical than others; for example, you don’t have to cast Shield or Life if you’re skilled enough to defeat enemies and bosses with little to no damage, and I only cast Spell a few times in dungeons swarming with Girubokkus and Moas since it turns them (and many other enemies) into harmless Bots. However, you absolutely will need to cast Jump to increase your jump height and reach new areas, you’ll need Fairy to transform into a tiny fairy and bypass larger gaps, and Fire and Reflect are both necessary to defeat certain enemies. Thunder, the most powerful spell in the game, will obliterate all onscreen enemies but it costs so much to use that I only employed it against Thunderbird since that’s the only time it’s unavoidable. Link can also learn two additional sword attacks, the downward and upward thrust, which are super useful for defeating enemies beneath and above him, though it’s not going to help you against Iron Knuckles and other similar enemies, which is annoying. Finally, in addition to finding Point Bags and magic jars, you’ll occasionally come across Link Dolls that will grant you an extra life, though this is sometimes detrimental as it means wasting more time just trying to save the game. 

Additional Features:
As is tradition for the Zelda franchise, numerous Heart Containers can be found all across Hyrule; acquiring these will refill and extend your health bar, and you only need to find one to do this rather than four or five like in other games. Additionally, Magic Containers will do the same thing for your magic bar, so it’s worth exploring a bit to find these, even if it means battling more enemies. As alluded to earlier, some NPCs will only help you after you’ve performed certain tasks or spoken to certain characters; there’s a mirror, water, and kidnapped child to find in order to learn certain spells, Link will need to use Jump and Spell to reach certain houses or unearth areas, and you’ll need to use the flute and hammer on the overworld to eliminate otherwise impassable monsters or reveal hidden areas. Finishing the game allows you to save and alters your save file; selecting it will begin the game anew, with all your spells and level-ups intact, though you’ll have to find all the items and beat all the Palaces again. You can skip to this game by selecting the “SP” version from the Nintendo Switch Online menu, and of course you can abuse the rewind and save state feature to make the game a bit less challenging, but it’s still a tough experience even with these quality-of-life features. 

The Summary:
I put off playing Zelda II: The Adventure of Link for years; I purposely downloaded it for the Nintendo Wii just to play it years ago but never actually sat down with it until this playthrough, and even then I was very reluctant after all the negativity surrounding it. Unfortunately, I have to say that the criticism this game often gets is entirely justified; it’s such a radical departure from the first game that it’s almost like a completely different game, and the challenge it offers is neither fun or rewarding. Things start out okay enough, but the difficulty spikes dramatically once you reach Death Mountain (the second area of the game, I might add!) and then becomes wildly inconsistent after that. Sometimes you’ll be bombarded with small, annoying enemies and projectiles or forced to fight tricky enemies like Iron Knuckles in narrow hallways, and other times rooms will be largely empty or contain simple platforming sections. I wasn’t a fan of the basic overworld, the aggressive random battle system, or the switch to a sidescrolling perspective; this only works in small doses in Zelda games and the NES just isn’t capable of giving Link the range of movement or attack options required to best utilise this perspective. I didn’t mind the level-up mechanics, or the use of spells, and grinding wasn’t too much of a slog for me unless I was battling Iron Knuckles, but the spells were quite mundane and circumstantial, and I missed using other weapons and solving puzzles. Instead, the game relies on mazes, vague hints, and trial and error to nudge you along, making for a confusing and aggravating experience as I don’t like referring to a walkthrough when I’m playing games. I liked the music, and aspects of the graphics, and the bosses were visually quite impressive, if mostly ridiculously easy compared to what you go through to reach them. Ultimately, I don’t think you’re missing out if you’ve never played this one; it’s a curious oddity in the franchise, one that’s easily skipped over in favour of the more enjoyable sequels, but it could provide some enjoyment for nostalgic gamers seeking to relive the days when videogames were unnecessarily difficult.

My Rating:

Rating: 2 out of 5.

Could Be Better

Have you ever played Zelda II: The Adventure of Link? Were you put off by the changes to the gameplay and mechanics, or did you enjoy that it mixed up the formula? What did you think to the game’s difficulty and use of RPG mechanics? Did you struggle to work out where to go and what to do? Which of the game’s spells and bosses was your favourite? What did you think to the final boss? Would you like to see Zelda II remade or a return to this style of game for the franchise? How are you celebrated The Legend of Zelda this month and where games are your favourite? Whatever your thoughts, leave a comment below and maybe check out my other Zelda content. 

Movie Night [PokéMonth]: Pokémon the Movie: Genesect and the Legend Awakened


Upon the release of Pokémon: Blue Version and Pokémon: Red Version (Game Freak, 1996), a new craze swept through playgrounds across the world. Entire generations grew up with Pokémon as clever marketing saw Nintendo’s newest franchise become a massively lucrative and popular multimedia powerhouse that endures to this day. Accordingly, February 27th is now internationally recognised as “National Pokémon Day”, which I’m expanding to an entire month of Pokémon every Tuesday in February, which is even more fitting given that February 6th is the day that Mew successfully gave birth to my favourite Pokémon, Mewtwo!


Released: 13 July 2013
Director: Kunihiko Yuyama
Distributor: Toho
Budget: Unknown
Stars: Sarah Natochenny, Miriam Pultro, Scottie Ray, Samia Mounts, Eileen Stevens, Jason Griffith, and Ikue Ōtani

The Plot:
Ash Ketchum (Natochenny) and his friends arrive in Pokémon Hills, where a Red Genesect (Ray) and its brethren seek to forcibly make their home. This attracts the attention of the Unovan Mewtwo (Pultro), who seeks not only to challenge the Genesect’s power but to shield them from the abuse of their human creators.

The Background:
It would be foolish to deny how influential Pokémon (Nintendo/Creatures/Game Freak, 1995 to present) has become ever since the first games were released. The success of the game is only ever half the story when it comes to Pokémon, however; the franchise has dominated a wide variety of media over the years, thanks in no small part to the still-ongoing anime series (1997 to present). Following the financial success of the aptly-titled Pokémon: The First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back (Yuyama, 1998), animated feature-length productions became commonplace for the franchise, with fifteen released by 2013 and the last three focused on promoting the fifth generation of the videogames. Reportedly, Genesect and the Legend Awakened drew inspiration from New York City for its setting but the main story surrounding the film was its inclusion of Mewtwo. While this isn’t surprising considering Mewtwo is one of franchise’s most popular characters, what made this different was that this version of the character was entirely new due to legal issues and therefore more recognisably female. Debuting at number two at the Japanese box office and going on to become the tenth highest-grossing film of the year in Japan, Genesect and the Legend Awakened received mostly mixed reviews; some praised for its darker tone and cinematic scope while others criticised the inclusion of a new Mewtwo and largely derivative plot.

The Review:
By the time of Genesect and the Legend Awakened, the anime was firmly entrenched in the Unova region and Ash and his faithful friend Pikachu (Ōtani) were traveling alongside Iris (Stevens), a Gym Leader specialising in Dragon-Type Pokémon and accompanied by Axew (Kayzie Rogers), and Cilan (Griffith), another of the region’s Gym Leaders who favoured Grass-Types. My experience with these seasons of the anime is almost entirely limited to the feature films that were released around this time, though the dynamic between the three really isn’t all the different from what was seen between Ash and his other travelling companions; they function as his moral support and guidance, but there are some interesting distinctions, such as Iris being a bit of a wild child and Cilan being very loquacious. The three find themselves in New Tork City, a bustling island metropolis that features a grand park right in the middle (a “Central Park”, if you will), Pokémon Hills, in which various Pokémon roam freely beneath a special dome and where Ash encounters the mysterious, armoured insectoid Pokémon known as Genesect (Stevens). Immediately intrigued by the strange creature, Ash is blown away when it showcases the ability to switch between a bipedal form and a super-fast, aerodynamic form that’s perfect for flying (and sky-surfing), and further stunned when it exhibits the ability to talk using telepathy. Ash and his friends are moved by the lost Genesect’s plight; it’s desperate to return “home” and Ash is determined to help it, only to incur the wrath of its overprotective patriarch, the Red Genesect, who regards all humans as a threat.

Ash and his friends are astounded by the Genesect and the sudden appearance of an all-new Mewtwo.

Luckily, Mewtwo is on hand to defend them, but its priority is safeguarding Pokémon rather than humans; although Ash briefly expresses familiarity with Mewtwo, he mentions nothing of his previous encounters with it and the two are strangers to each other, largely because this isn’t the same Mewtwo he’s met before. While Mewtwo focuses on helping the Genesect and defending the local Pokémon, Ash and the others are also assisted by a concerned Sableye (Bill Rogers) that’s driven from Pokémon Hills by the Genesect’s aggressive invasion, and befriend the friendly, childlike Genesect they first encounter. This friendly Genesect opposes Mewtwo’s belief that all the Genesect crave destruction and simply wants to go home, where its beloved Panna Lotus flowers bloom, a desire shared by its brethren and which makes them susceptible to the Red Genesect’s destructive whims. As ever, Ash is shadowed by Jessie (Michele Knotz), James (Carter Cathcart), and Meowth (ibid) of Team Rocket and meet a new friend, Eric (Jake Paque), a park ranger who oversees Pokémon Hills and brought and ancient Panna Lotus flowers there from Absentia Natural Park, an achievement he’s very proud of given the rarity of the flowers. Naturally, Eric primarily delivers exposition regarding the city and its famous Pokémon reserve and realises that the Genesect’s invasive nest poses a significant threat to the city as it directly siphons its power supply and he proves instrumental in restoring power to the city while the genetic Pokémon engage in a furious battle. Team Rocket’s desire to kidnap Pikachu gives way to a plot to capture the Genesect, and Mewtwo, not to curry favour with their boss but to realise their own ambitions for power. Of course, they’re easily dispatched by the Genesect, once again reducing them to a throwaway gag that has little impact on the plot. Similarly, there’s not much for Iris or Cilan to do here; when they are useful and bring a bunch of wild Pokémon to help quell the Genesect’s attack, they quickly realise that the brutal fight is misguided as the Genesect simply want to live in peace and are largely being forced to attack by the red-hued leader.

Mewtwo is compelled to help the Genesect, but the Red Genesect is determined to enforce its will.

One of the things I absolutely loved about Mewtwo Strikes Back was the sense of mystery and foreboding surrounding Mewtwo (Philip Bartlett). The entire opening sequence was devoted to its tragic origins and painting it as a destructive and slighted Pokémon, and from there it was kept shrouded in shadow and mystery before its big reveal. Much of that is tossed out of the window here; Mewtwo is the first character we see onscreen, blasting through the skies over the Unova region, and she is presented as being sociable with local Pokémon and enjoying testing her limits by freely assuming her Mega Mewtwo Y form. Although Pokémon are rarely identified by their gender in the anime (even Pikachu is generally just called “it”), I feel comfortable describing this Mewtwo as a female since her voice is clearly female and her Mega Mewtwo Y form clearly evokes female anatomy, all of which demonstrates that this is an entirely different character from the one we knew before even commenting on her more carefree nature.  In comparison, the Red Genesect and its brethren emerge from dark clouds and cross through frigid mountains, indicating that they don’t enjoy the same freedoms as Mewtwo. The Red Genesect is clearly positioned as the group’s leader; unlike its regular purple variants, it is forceful, commanding, and confident, exuding a maternal protectiveness over its kin and is fully capable of bending the other Genesect to its will when they hesitate to follow its commands. While all the Genesect see others, especially humans as a threat, they’re largely timid and childlike; the Red Genesect, however, is aggressive and forceful, attacking Mewtwo even after she helped its kin and leading the Genesect in an all-out assault against Pokémon Hills in order to build their nest.

The Nitty-Gritty:
The visual inspirations of New York City are undeniable in Genesect and the Legend Awakened; it’s normal for Pokémon to base its regions and towns on real places but the influence is so strong here that New Tork City may as well be the famed City That Never Sleeps. Not only is it a lively megalopolis with a central reservation for wild Pokémon, its skyline is dominated by skyscrapers, sirens are everywhere, it’s lit up at night with hustle and bustle, and humans and Pokémon work together to maintain the city. One thing I will say about the Pokémon movies is that their presentation definitely improved as the years went on; the blend between traditional animation and CGI is far less jarring than before and used to great effect whenever the Genesect and Mewtwo engage in battle or multiple Pokémon fill the screen. The Genesect are very unnerving Pokémon; they’re very rigid and almost robotic, but also capable of unleashing powerful elemental attacks with their different “Drives” and transforming into a faster form at will. Their childlike demeanour and blank expressions are also quite unsettling, making the Red Genesect’s domineering personality all the more unnerving as it barks orders and forces its kin to assert themselves even when they have no desire to.

Inexplicably, we have a new, female Mewtwo who distracts from the enjoyable moments.

So, it’s clear from the moment we first meet this Mewtwo that she’s different from the last one; this Mewtwo enjoys testing her powers, especially her Mega Evolution, even going so far as to breach the upper atmosphere to go beyond her limits. Like its more recognisably male counterpart, this Mewtwo was created by a group of scientists using Mew’s genetic material; however, she endured horrendous torture at the hands of her creators, seemingly destroying them in a bid for freedom and finding acceptance and friendship with Unova’s wild Pokémon rather than being driven to destroy humanity. Thus, just as the male Mewtwo wished to liberate Pokémon from human control and fought valiantly to keep its clones safe from persecution, this Mewtwo is very protective of Pokémon. She doesn’t hesitate to swoop in and carry the Genesect to safety when they’re threatened by an avalanche or to shield others from the Genesect; however, while she has no love for humans, she’s far less aggressive towards them and simply chooses to ignore them rather than directly target them. Mewtwo feels a kinship with the Genesect due to their similar backgrounds; like her, the Genesect were genetically recreated against their will after Team Plasma extracted their DNA from fossils. The comparisons don’t end there; just as Mewtwo was scientifically augmented to have incredible psychic powers, the Genesect were outfitted with powerful laser cannons, and they too also went on a destructive rampage soon after being awakened and have been searching for their place in the world ever since. Mewtwo’s first instinct is to help them but, when the Red Genesect proves hell-bent on destruction, she stands against them purely to protect the native Pokémon. Even now, I find the decision to introduce an all-new Mewtwo incredibly bizarre; I get that there were legal issues, but I feel like a more creative solution could’ve been found, or maybe just excise Mewtwo from the script altogether as it’s really weird that another Mewtwo was created by the exact same methods and resulted in an almost identical character; maybe if she had been shiny or spent the entire time in her Mega Evolution form it would’ve helped but, as is, it’s very confusing and distracting from everything else happening in the film.

After a selfless sacrifice and a vicious battle, the Red Genesect finally ceases its relentless attack.

Since Mewtwo so strongly associates with the Genesect’s plight, she’s eager to help them but is met with aggression at every turn from the Red Genesect, which refuses to listen to reason and forces Mewtwo to battle it in the heart of the city in an action-packed fight that resembles a kaiju battle! Mewtwo’s Mega Evolution gives her the speed and power she needs to match the Red Genesect’s unrelenting assault; she shields herself from its energy beams, vanishes in the blink of an eye, and moves so fast that time slows around her. Once again, Ash is compelled to throw himself in the line of fire to shield innocents from the Genesect’s relentless attack, only this time it’s the friendly Genesect that takes the hit, sacrificing itself to save its new friend. This only compels the Red Genesect to redouble its attack, however, which Mewtwo is more than willing to match; using her Mega Evolution, she takes on the Red Genesect and three remaining kin all by herself, easily dodging and countering their attacks with her blinding speed. Unfortunately, the city’s power supply is damaged during the fracas and the nest goes up in flames, trapping and threatening all within. Thankfully, the downed Genesect is revived by the sight of its beloved flowers and fights to put out the flames alongside the other Pokémon, saving the other Genesect and proving to them that they need not fear the world. Blinded by rage, the Red Genesect refuses to back down and even opens fire on its brethren; frustrated by the creature’s stubbornness, Mewtwo pushes herself beyond her limits to force the Red Genesect into the upper atmosphere, where they both finally realise that their lives have more meaning than pure destruction and that even anomalies such as them can coexist in the world. Moved by the sight of a world without boundaries, the Red Genesect finally relents, and the other Genesect work alongside the other Pokémon to save the two as they plummet to the ground on re-entry. Thanks to Ash’s friendship and help, Mewtwo relaxes her prejudices against humanity and, in the aftermath, the protagonists help their newfound friends construct a new nest in Absentia Natural Park, where the Panna Lotus flowers are plentiful, finally allowing them to build the home they’ve longed for since their resurrection.

The Summary:   
Genesect and the Legend Awakened is definitely one of the poignant Pokémon movies; generally, the films teach similar messages about acceptance and friendship and equality but, by retreading some of the same ground that we saw in Mewtwo Strikes Back, the film touches upon some of the more mature themes regarding identity and acceptance that made that first movie so memorable. As is often the case, there isn’t much for Ash’s supporting cast to do here, but there’s a decent enough reason for that; the plot is firmly focused on the dynamic and parallels between Mewtwo and the Genesect, especially the hyper-aggressive Red Genesect, which embodies all of the destructive prejudices of Mewtwo’s male counterpart and cares for nothing other than the survival of itself and its kin. This parallel works well in the film, since Mewtwo may not care for humans but she absolutely cares for the safety of Pokémon, and results in some explosive action sequences as we finally see Mewtwo unleashing her true power, but it’s hard to really be that invested since this isn’t the same Mewtwo we’ve come to know. I wish I could say that the movie is able to overcome this but, while it is entertaining in its own right, it just sticks out like a sore thumb; had this been the same Mewtwo, the juxtaposition of one genetically-engineered Pokémon opposing another, one that has learned to set aside hatred and violence, with a less morally inclined counterpart would’ve landed so much better. Ash could also have been more invested in Mewtwo’s battle, rather than simply helping out because he’s such a friendly kid, and Mewtwo’s story could’ve come full circle in a satisfying way. Instead, I just can’t help but keep asking why there’s another Mewtwo, how she can possibly be so similar to the other one, or wondering where the male Mewtwo is or if it even exists! If you’re able to set all this aside then this is a pretty decent Pokémon feature, one that delivers an important message, but personally I can’t really get past this decision and it makes the film more of an anomaly than anything else.

My Rating:

Rating: 3 out of 5.

Pretty Good

What did you think of Pokémon the Movie: Genesect and the Legend Awakened? Were you put off by the bizarre inclusion of a new version of Mewtwo or did her Mega Evolution make up for this? What did you think to the Genesect and their plight, specifically the Red Genesect’s vendetta? Were you disappointed that the supporting cast didn’t have much to do or did the visual spectacle distract from this? How are you celebrating Mewtwo’s birthday this year? Whatever you think about Genesect and the Legend Awakened, Mewtwo, and Pokémon in general, leave your thoughts in the comments below or leave a reply on my social media.

Back Issues & Knuckles: Sonic Quest


Following a highly anticipated release, bolstered by an extravagant marketing and release schedule, Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (SEGA Technical Institute, 1992) not only improved on every aspect of its influential predecessor but also became the second best-selling SEGA Mega Drive game of all time. Expectations were high for the equally-anticipated third entry, a game that ended up being so big that SEGA split it in two, birthing perhaps the greatest 2D Sonic adventure in the process.


Writer: Michael Gallagher – Artist: Manny Galan

Story Title: “The Death Egg Saga Book One: Scrambled”
Published: September 1996

Story Title: “The Death Egg Saga Book Two: Poached”
Published: October 1996

Story Title: “The Death Egg Saga Book Three: Over Easy”
Published: November 1996

The Background:
When Sonic the Hedgehog blasted onto the videogame scene in 1991, he was an immediate hit thanks to his debut title being bundled with the Mega Drive and SEGA’s aggressive marketing campaign. His popularity exploded with Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (SEGA Technical Institute, 1992), however, and Sonic merchandise was suddenly everywhere; not only did he feature in the Macy’s Day Parade and in cartoons but he also starred in a number of comic books. Following the initial four-part miniseries, which mashed together narrative elements of Sonic’s cartoon adventures, Archie Comics began regular publication of what would become the longest-running videogame comic book ever. In time, to capitalise on Sonic’s continued popularity, a number of spin-off comics were produced, including limited issue releases such as this one designed as adaptations of various Sonic videogames. While the videogame lore often clashed with Archie’s unique continuity, and later led to a series of convoluted retcons, these did introduce popular franchise characters like Knuckles the Echidna into the comics and helped to broaden Archie’s continuity.

The Review:
Since I wasn’t able to get my hands on Archie’s Sonic comics over here in the United Kingdom, I’ve always had a bit of a fascination with them, despite how complex their narrative eventually became with a whole mess of original lore and characters clogging up the pages. Still, one of the first priorities for me when these comics were collected in mini volumes was to pick up the “Death Egg Saga”, which was published in one of those Sonic the Hedgehog Select collections, primarily because Sonic 3 & Knuckles is my favourite of the classic Sonic games but also because I was intrigued to see the Death Egg, and Knuckles, looped into Archie’s quasi-continuation of the notoriously popular Sonic the Hedgehog/SatAM cartoon (1993 to 1994). For context, “The Death Egg Saga” picks up shortly after the long-lost King Maximillian Acorn was finally rescued from the Zone of Silence after being trapped there around about the same time Doctor Ivo Robotnik conquered Planet Mobius. While the Freedom Fighters celebrated their liege’s return, this would come to upset the balance of power and focus of their crusade against Dr. Robotnik as the out of touch King Acorn undermined the authority of his daughter, Princess Sally Acorn, and favoured the likes of the abrasive Geoffrey St. John over Sonic. Consequently, the story begins with St. John (one of my least favourite Archie characters) skulking around the Freedom Fighter’s hidden haven, Knothole Village, at the crack of dawn; he’s spotted by Sonic and the two get into a war of words that almost comes to blows before Sally intervenes and reveals that her father is slowly losing his mind and body to a bizarre crystalline infection.

When Sonic and Tails look for Magic Rings to help the King, they stumble upon the Death Egg!

As best as Knothole’s resident physician, Doctor Horatio Quentin Quack, can figure, this is a result of the King’s extended stay in the mysterious Zone of Silence; in order to keep the Freedom Fighters from panicking, King Acorn’s condition has been deemed top secret and Sally orders St. John to stand guard over the King while they explore their options. Their trusty mechanic and science expert, Rotor the Walrus (occasionally called “Boomer”), is at a loss but rookie Freedom Fighter Miles “Tails” Prower hits upon a possible solution when he observes that the King’s crystalline skin resembles the texture of Chaos Emeralds. This prompts Sonic to retrieve his recently-acquired “one-billionth Magic Ring” to try and use its Chaos Emerald powers to reverse King Acorn’s condition, though it proves to be a fleeting solution. Rotor theorises that the Ring is unique to Sonic and suggests gathering as many others as possible to try again, prompting Sally to send Bunnie Rabbot and Antoine D’Coolette out to the mysterious Lake of Rings in the forest and Sonic and Tails to the Ring Grotto outside Robotropolis, Dr. Robotnik’s industrial, mechanical city. This area has been irrevocably changed and damaged following a recent fight between Super Sonic and Hyper Knuckles, and Dr. Robotnik’s attacks, and the two are stunned to find the Ring Grotto has been sealed beneath an impenetrable steel dome. Sonic leaves Tails to watch over the area while he races off to recruit a bruiser named Carl Condor to help bust it open, and the young fox-boy is shocked when the dome suddenly opens up and the Grotto’s entire supply of Magic Rings is sucked up into the clouds courtesy of a giant vacuum tube, which also takes Tails along with it! At the Mobian Cliffs, Sonic is shocked by a sudden and unnaturally faster solar eclipse, almost as if something artificial were crossing the Sun’s path, and horrified to find that Carl has been robotocised; caught off-guard, Sonic is rendered unconscious by the mechanical vulture and carried into the sky towards an ominous, egg-shaped superstructure.

Knuckles and the Chaotix are aghast when the Death Egg tries to submerge the Floating Island!

This is, of course, the Death Egg, Dr. Robotnik’s newest and most dangerous creation. After leaving his nephew and whimpering subordinate Snively in charge of overseeing Robotropolis’s reconstruction (a position he immediately and amusingly abuses), the cybernetic dictator revels in his glory as he powers up the Death Egg with the Magic Rings and prepares to use it to roboticise every living thing on the planet! However, while the Magic Rings ensure that the Death Egg is effectively invulnerable to external attack, Dr. Robotnik still needs a Chaos Emerald to bring the station to full power; additionally, he sucked up some unwanted additional weight that’s keeping it from reaching its proper orbit, but has no idea that Tails is in amongst the trees and debris. Thinking quickly, Tails jams himself into the discarded wreckage of a disobedient SWATbot so he can explore the space station undetected, while Sonic escapes the talons of the Condorbot and defies the laws of physics to pinball his way onto the Death Egg just as Tails jettisons the crap that was weighing it down. With the Death Egg scrambling their communications signal and the King’s condition worsening, Dr. Robotnik guides the Death Egg towards the Floating Island (as it was then known), which naturally attracts the attention of the island’s hot-headed guardian, Knuckles. Swooping up to intercept the Death Egg, Knuckles is hit by a laser blast from the satellite’s “eye”; luckily, this simply stuns him and he falls into the arms of his friends, the Chaotix (Mighty the Armadillo, Vector the Crocodile, Charmy Bee, Espio the Chameleon and…*sigh* Archimedes the Fire-Ant). The group watch as Dr. Robotnik drops a squadron of gigantic Burrobots to dig up the island’s Chaos Emeralds, which they race to stop to keep the island from plummeting from the sky. While the Chaotix attack the massive drilling mechs, Sonic tears his way through the Death Egg but arrives too late to keep Dr. Robotnik from ramming the satellite into the Floating Island! The Chaos Emerald is able to keep the island aloft, but the sheer weight and thrust of the Death Egg causes it to tip to one side and forces it into the sea below!

Thanks to repurposing Dr. Robotnik’s mechs, Sonic and Tails are able to destroy the Death Egg.

Naturally, Sonic leaps into action, only to end up attacking Tails by accident. To make matters worse, Dr. Robotnik shields himself from Sonic’s attack with a thick wall of plexiglass and then chokes him out with a spew of poisonous gas. Luckily, Tails recovers from his assault and uses his SWATbot suit to break through Dr. Robotnik’s defences and destroy his control panels, saving Sonic from suffocation and sending the satellite uncontrollably hurtling into space. Thanks to a “stabilising field” built into his “Gravi-Gauntlet”, Dr. Robotnik staves off the sudden drag of inertia and escapes to his auxiliary control room; he then sics a massive robotic Sonic doppelgänger on the two. While a far cry from his sleeker, more popular counterpart or even Sonic’s more versatile Mecha Sonic form, this “Silver Sonic” has the muscle and armour to shrug off Sonic’s attacks and manhandle (or should that be hoghandle?) him with punches, kicks, and slams but proves disappointingly susceptible to an electric shock from some conveniently-placed severed cables. Despite the failure of his Silver Sonic, Dr. Robotnik resorts to another back-up plan, donning his “most sophisticated battle armour ever”, the Eggs-O-Skeleton, which augments his physical strength by drawing power from the Death Egg itself! Sonic evens the odds by (…somehow…) commandeering Silver Sonic’s mechanical body and battling the rotund dictator on equal ground. The melee escalates but, ultimately, Sonic hurls Dr. Robotnik up through the ceiling and out of the Death Egg; during the fight, Tails was somehow able to rig the Death Egg to explode and the two beat a hasty retreat, swiping the stolen Magic Rings and making it safely to the surface before the Death Egg’s destruction (which, while somewhat anti-climactic on paper, is “seen and felt” all around the planet). While Snively faces the wrath of his uncle and master and the mad cyborg swears revenge upon Sonic and the Freedom Fighters, Sonic and Tails race back to Knothole to see if the Rings will cure the King, which is a plot thread left unresolved in this miniseries.

The Summary:
As ever, one of the main appeals of Archie’s attempt at a Sonic 3 & Knuckles adaptation is the artwork; Archie Comics, especially at this time, did a great job of emulating the character designs and locations seen in SatAM, with Patrick “Spaz” Spaziante being their standout artist. Manny Galan is no slouch here, though, and there are times when his version of Sonic evokes the character’s more dynamic and streamlined Japanese presentation; Archie’s original characters, like St. John, don’t fare too well but SEGA’s characters all hold up quite nicely, though I’m not massively onboard with the artistic shortcuts taken to basically show Sonic and Knuckles flying simply because they need to get up to the Death Egg. Everything is still early Archie, though, meaning the Floating Island doesn’t look that great, the Death Egg has an ugly and needlessly “busy” design, and there’s an element of daft childishness in some areas as the comic still hadn’t quite shaken off the influences from SatAM’s more slapstick sister series. As if often the case, the first few pages are bogged down with recapping the events from previous issues and even prior Archie stories, but it’s not too invasive.

While there’s some decent build up to the Death Egg, it feels secondary to King Acorn’s plight.

The biggest issue with Sonic Quest is that it’s not much of an adaptation of Sonic 3 & Knuckles. Much like in their other videogame tie-ins and those seen in Fleetway’s publications over here in the UK, Archie’s writers pick and choose elements from the videogames to incorporate, almost as if they were drip-fed footage and details of SEGA’s upcoming games rather than being privy to full details ahead of time. Thus, elements of Sonic 3 & Knuckles are spread out across different stories and one-offs, such as introducing Knuckles and even the Chaotix before the Death Egg. While the Death Egg is at the centre of Sonic Quest, it’s not really the narrative focus; the satellite doesn’t appear until the end of issue one and is destroyed before it can really do anything other than steal some Magic Rings, blast Knuckles, and almost submerge the Floating Island. On the plus side, the story does a great job of building the threat of the Death Egg; hiding it, seeing it on computer monitors, and especially the “eclipse” sequence all add to the anticipation of the space station’s big reveal and it’s portrayed (on paper) as being a serious threat as it’s allegedly capable of roboticising the entire planet. However, since it lacks a Chaos Emerald, it cannot actually do this and it’s one attack is enough to simply stun Knuckles, significantly diminishing its menace. I think the story would have benefitted from being five or even six issues long and seeing Dr. Robotnik successfully attack the Floating Island with the battleship and steal a Chaos Emerald to robotoicise large areas of Mobius, which would have greatly raised the stakes of the narrative.

Things pick up when Silver Sonic appears but the story wastes a lot of its more interesting elements.

As presented, Sonic Quest doesn’t even require Sonic to begrudgingly join forces with his hot-headed rival; Knuckles’ involvement is more of a glorified cameo and, while he and the Chaotix do fend off the gigantic Burrobots, he does nothing to help destroy the Death Egg. Indeed, since Sonic and Tails do all the work from inside the space station and sabotage its controls, there was never any danger of Dr. Robotnik acquiring a Chaos Emerald so Knuckles could’ve been entirely absent from the story. Additionally, we don’t really get a sense of the interior of the Death Egg; we only see a few corridors and rooms, with the bulk of the story taking place in a confined control room, and the main concern of the plot is more about getting the Magic Rings to cure King Acorn, with the Death Egg presented as more of an inconvenience since that’s where the Rings are being held. Things pick up a bit once Dr. Robotnik unleashes Silver Sonic but, while I enjoyed this fight and the artwork here, this mechanical monstrosity is defeated with a ridiculous amount of ease, exhibits no personality, and is somehow easily controlled by Sonic after it’s defeated. Even the showdown between Sonic and Dr. Robotnik ends up being quite disappointing; not only is Dr. Robotnik’s Eggs-O-Skeleton a weak design and a poor substitute for his more imposing Death Egg Robot, we never get a sense of what he’s capable of while wearing it beyond “being stronger” and he’s easily trounced by Sonic piloting the remains of Silver Sonic. There’s almost an intriguing element to this in the panels where Sonic is so fixated on ending Dr. Robotnik that he briefly considers risking his life, but it’s swept under the rug by a quick word from Tails and wouldn’t really resurface until the comic’s fiftieth issue. In the end, this was an enjoyable three-issue adventure; the art is good, the writing isn’t too hammy, and there’s some fun visuals whenever the Death Egg is looming over the Floating Island. However, it just reads like another Archie Sonic adventure; the Death Egg should’ve been a massive event, one stretching across multiple issues, but just comes across as another of Dr. Robotnik’s many maniacal schemes. As soon as we see it, it’s destroyed without really doing anything except threatening the Floating Island, something easily solved by Tails being a bit trigger happy, and there’s never a sense that this is truly the final victory for Dr. Robotnik in his war against the furries. It’s a shame, really, as this could’ve been a great way to build bridges between Sonic and Knuckles or even have the Chaotix team up with the Freedom Fighters, but it just comes across as a throwaway tie-in with little impact on the ongoing narrative beyond finding a cure for the King.

My Rating:

Rating: 2 out of 5.

Could Be Better

Did you enjoy Sonic Quest? Did you collect the miniseries when it first released or, like me, did you pick it up in a later collection? What did you think to the depiction of the Death Egg? Do you agree that it was neutered compared to the videogames or were you impressed with its appearance? Were you disappointed that Sonic and Knuckles didn’t team up to fight at and by how easily it was brought down? What did you think to Silver Sonic and Dr. Robotnik’s Eggs-O-Skeleton armour? Which of Archie’s videogame tie-ins was your favourite? How are you celebrating the anniversary of Sonic 3’s release today? Please feel free to share your memories of Archie’s Sonic comics and Sonic 3 & Knuckles below or on my social media.

Game Corner [Sci-Fanuary]: Metroid Prime Remastered (Nintendo Switch)


January sees the celebration of two notable dates in science-fiction history, with January 2 christened “National Science Fiction Day” to coincide with the birth date of the world renowned sci-fi writer Isaac Asimov, and HAL 9000, the sophisticated artificial intelligence of Arthur C. Clarke’s seminal 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968), being created on 12 January.


Released: 8 February 2023
Originally Released: 18 November 2002
Developer: Retro Studios, Iron Galaxy Studios, et al
Original Developer: Retro Studios
Also Available For: GameCube, Nintendo Wii, Nintendo Wii U

The Background:
In August 1986, Nintendo introduced gamers to Samus Aran, the kick-ass bounty hunter protagonist of their Metroid series (Various, 1986 to present). Praised for its challenging gameplay and eventually lauded as one of the greatest games ever, Metroid helped popularise the “Metroidvania” sub-genre. Following the largely divisive Game Boy-exclusive sequel, Metroid made a universally acclaimed comeback on Nintendo’s ground-breaking 16-bit console and then strangely disappeared for over ten years save for being represented in the Super Smash Bros. franchise (Various, 1999 to present) despite rumours of a Nintendo 64 title. In 2000, legendary videogame producer Shigeru Miyamoto visited Retro Studios and, impressed by their first-person shooter engine, tasked them with creating a new Metroid title for the GameCube, which Retro Studios developer John Whitmore believed was due to Miyamoto not caring if the game succeeded or not. Still, the developers threw themselves into the task, working up to 100 hours a week to transition the Metroid formula to a 3D shooter as Miyamoto desired. The developers aimed to make exploration fun, putting more emphasis on challenging boss battles so as not to deter players from wanting to explore, though time constraints saw certain series staples cut from the title. Upon release, Metroid Prime became one of the best-selling GameCube games and was universally praised for its detailed environments, engaging atmosphere, and complex level design. It was followed by two equally successful sequels, making a highly regarded trilogy that breathed new life into the long-dormant franchise, but was stuck on obsolete hardware for over twenty years before this highly praised and successful remastered version was released for the Nintendo Switch in 2023.

The Plot:
After intercepting a distress call, bounty hunter Samus Aran is attacked by Meta Ridley and crash-lands on Tallon IV, whose Chozo inhabitants have been eradicated by an infestation of Phazon, a substance that Ridley’s Space Pirates seek to control to breed more powerful and aggressive Metroids.

Gameplay:
Metroid Prime Remastered is a first-person shooter in which players take on a far more intimate role as the famous bounty hunter, Samus Aran, and explore the various futuristic hallways, Phazon mines, frigid cliffs, and lava-hot caves of Tallon IV. Essentially a 3D, first-person remake of Super Metroid, including many of the same mechanics and elements of that classic 2D adventure, Metroid Prime Remastered emphasises exploration and backtracking as much as varied, frantic gun combat and will have you jumping, rolling, and scanning high and low for new upgrades and ways to progress.The game offers a variety of settings to fine-tune and tailor your experience, from removing Samus’s helmet display, to customising the heads-up display, to choosing different control styles to recreate the original Wii experience, if that’s your jam. Like Super Metroid, Samus begins the game with her full arsenal and abilities, but these are lost after Meta Ridley’s attack, and you’ll have to reacquire them (and more) on your journey. However, you still have your trusty arm cannon, which lets you lock onto enemies with ZR and blast them with A or ZR (charging up a shot for additional damage). Samus can also jump with B or the L trigger, eventually learning a double jump technique, or squeeze through tight gaps by turning into a ball with Y, switching the camera to a third-person perspective in the process. While in your Morph Ball form, you can also hop, drop bombs, and eventually attach yourself to magnetised rails with the Spider Ball upgrade.

Samus’s various beams and visors are crucial to battling and navigating through Tallon IV.

Samus can also upgrade her arm cannon to fire various additional blasts, missiles, and streams of elemental energy; these are required to open certain doors, destroy certain objects, and defeat certain enemies, all of which are usually colour-coded so you know which weapon to switch to using the X button in conjunction with the directional pad (D-pad). Samus can fire regular missiles and, eventually, unleash a barrage of Super Missiles in addition to a flamethrower, freezing stream, and a burst of electrical energy, all of which require missile ammo to utilise. Thankfully, defeated enemies and destroyed crates will drop orbs to replenish your health and ammo for these weapons, both of which can also be upgraded to increase your maximum health and ammo capacity. Samus also has a high-tech visor that allows her to scan her enemies and the environment, adding them to her Log Book (essentially unlocking character models and other goodies in the ‘Extras’ menu) to help you combat enemies or traverse the environment. Later, Samus acquires upgrades to her visor that allow her to see in infrared and utilise an x-ray vision, exposing hidden platforms and heat signatures to find new paths. You can switch between these with the D-pad, a system I found rather cumbersome as there was a noticeable delay when switching visions and I often accidentally changed my vision when I was trying to change my weapon, temporarily disorientating and blinding me. Samus’s abilities only increase as you explore, adding a grapple beam to her arsenal that allows you to swing across gaps with ZL when prompted, drop more powerful bombs to open new passageways, and freely move when underwater or survive the intense heat put out by the Magmoor Caverns and Phazon Mines.

You’ll need the Morph Ball and the intricate 3D map to properly explore your enviroment.

Samus’s helmet also comes equipped with a radar to highlight nearby threats and a 3D mini map, which you can expand by finding various Map Stations in each area. This allows you to view and rotate the complete 3D map from the + pause screen, where you can also read up on your weapons, abilities, and review your in-game progress. The map can also be a bit cumbersome to navigate; there’s no onscreen compass pointing you to your next objective, no way to set waypoints, and no fast travel system, so you’ll need to constantly pause and review the map to find your way to where you need to go. Tallon IV has many lifts to its various locations, some of which need activating with your visor and others which require upgrades to access, all of which are easily identifiable on the map even if finding the exact route can be difficult. Unfortunately, despite being a modern version of the game, Metroid Prime Remastered still utilises an archaic manual save system; you’ll only be able to save at specific Save Sections, which will also restore your health, so you’ll have to proceed with caution lest you die and have to reload from a save point some ways back. Finally, missile charging stations will fully replenish your missile ammunition and you’ll get regular updates on planetary disturbances that point you towards where you’re supposed to go next. Naturally, as a Metroid title, Metroid Prime Remastered involves a great deal of backtracking; you’ll revisit the same areas many times over, with new sections opening up the more you upgrade Samus’s abilities and new, tougher enemies popping up in previous sections. This means you’ll quickly become accustomed to Tallon IV’s various areas, but also means slogging through the same pitch-black, underwater, or aggravating maze-like sections multiple times thanks to a lack of a fast travel system.

Exploration, platforming, and puzzle solving are as important as the gun combat.

Initially, Metroid Prime Remastered has two difficulty settings (“Casual” and “Normal”) with a third “Hard” mode unlocked after your first playthrough on either setting, but the game gets progressively difficult as you play. In addition to the tougher enemies spawning in across the planet, you’ll contend with a variety of hazards, from acid pits, flame bursts, auto turrets, and radioactive Phazon. The more abilities you possess, the more options become available to you to solve puzzles and open new areas; this can mean charging up Morph Ball spinners, destroying coloured lights or defeating all enemies in an area to unlock doors, hacking laser cannons or blowing up obstructions with your more powerful bombs, hopping and dropping to magnetic rails, activating switches and lifts, and taking claustrophobic tunnels in your Morph Ball form. In these 2.5D sections, you’ll need to drop bombs to destroy obstructions or hop to higher platforms, use the boost ability to awkwardly gain enough momentum to fling yourself higher, or dodge pistons and temporary surfaces. Samus will also explore murky underwater areas, hop to a variety of platforms (some of which must be created by blasting stalactites or large, rock-like enemies), melting ice, and charging up electrical nodes to power up doors. Although you’re free to explore at your leisure, your way will inevitably be barred if you don’t have the right equipment, which can be frustrating; it’s doubly difficult remembering these areas when you do have the right equipment, especially as areas can change between visits, seeping them in darkness, flooding them, or spawning in tougher enemies. Compounding matters is the fact that enemies respawn each time you leave and enter an area or save, the need to switch between your visor and weapons quickly to take out groups of enemies, and annoying puzzles that have you blasting runic symbols, activating Morph Ball ports, and rotating magnetic paths to progress.

Graphics and Sound:
Graphically, Metroid Prime Remastered is very impressive; I’ve never played the Metroid Prime games before and am always a bit wary of first-person shooters, but the game looks amazing, including some striking atmospheric effects to add to the immersion. Samus’s visor mists up, rain splatters against it, her reflection appears when lightning flashes, and you’ll hear here grunt in pain whenever she takes damage. Although many of the environments can become stale, especially those set in futuristic labs or comprised of metallic hallways and rooms, Tallon IV is a very diverse alien world, including rainswept ruins, dark caverns, frigid cliffs, and volcanic caves. Each area is connected to each other by a series of lifts, meaning you’ll have to pass through the Chozo Ruins to reach the Magmoor Caverns to access the Phendrana Drifts and explore a submerged ship to reach the fungus-infested Phazon Mines. Environmental hazards are rife in each area, as are the relics of the Chozo civilisation, with statues and runes left behind to guide you as much as the literal ghosts of the past appear to test you. As you upgrade your abilities, you’ll be able to access new areas of each environment, traversing tunnels, platforms, and Space Pirate facilities built into each. Here, you’ll find computer stations and biological experiments housed in glass chambers that will break free to attack you.

The game looks incredible, with some diverse environments and impressive graphical touches.

Although you rarely see Samus in full form, she appears sporadically as you play and in cutscenes; here, she’s entirely mute, dictating her intentions through her body language and leaving the bulk of the game’s story to be told through the optional narration and various texts you scan and log throughout the game. It’s a bit of a shame as Samus looks great; she’s sleek, powerful, and sexy and her suit noticeably changes as you acquire upgrades, but you will see her adopting various poses as you switch weapons or stay stationary. Enemies also exude a lot of menace and personality, particularly Meta Ridley and the squealing, annoying Metroids that fly at your face and drain your energy. Still, the very nature of the first-person perspective means the graphical emphasis is on the environments, which all do a fantastic job of recreating and updating similar elemental and runic areas from Super Metroid. You’ll be hopping across crumbling, frozen buildings, decaying walkways, and traversing pitch-black, luminous caverns with your thermal vision, to say nothing of exploring the dank depths and accessing new (or secret) paths by utilising your abilities in unique ways. Metroid Prime Remastered also features an immersive soundtrack; not only are some classic Metroid tracks included and updated to keep the adrenaline up when enemies and bosses appear, but the game also makes great use of silence and ambient sounds to build tenson or establish a sense of calm following a frantic gunfight.

Enemies and Bosses:
Tallon IV is home to several insectile enemies that will chip away at your energy or exist primarily to annoy you or be farmed for health and ammo; wasp-like bugs, swarms of insects, plant-like enemies, and literal balls of plasma are commonplace, with even some of the smaller enemies being impervious to your standard cannon and requiring upgrades to finally take them out. Some, like the Reaper Vines, are virtually indestructible and simply disappear for a bit before whipping back out at you; others, like the Stone Toads, exited solely to aggravate you as you struggle to build enough momentum to reach higher levels. Some enemies, like the Baby Sheegoths, Jelzaps, and Plated Beetles are heavily armoured and can only be damaged from behind or when they expose their weak spots; others, like the various burrowing insects and the dragon-like Magmoor, burst up from the ground, ice, or lava to attack you. As you progress, you’ll encounter several different Space Pirates (known as “Troopers”); these slash at you up close or fire at you from a distance and come in different colours, rendering them weak to your different cannons but also allowing them to appear invisible, cling to ceilings and walls, and afford them greater mobility in the air and underwater thanks to their jetpacks. By far the worst and most annoying regular enemies are the Chozo Ghosts (which do become easier once you gain additional visors, but the reduced visibility meant I often just ran past them) and the various Metroids. These jelly-like bastards attach themselves to you to drain your energy, can multiply when damaged, and even take on coloured forms to force you to switch weapons and appear in more aggressive octopus-like variants. They can also absorb a great deal of damage, meaning it’s often easier just to try and avoid them and rush to the exit.

The game’s monstrous bosses require a bit of strategy to bring them down.

Samus will have to overcome some monstrous alien enemies to rid Tallon IV of the Space Pirates’ influence, only one of which I recognise from the previous games, that being recurring antagonist Ridley. The game begins with Samus exploring the Space Pirate frigate Orpheon and encountering the Parasite Queen, a massive insectile creature shielded behind a rotating energy barrier. The Parasite Queen swipes its scythe-like claws and spits acid at you and forces you to stay on the move and fire between the gaps in the barrier, and then you’re given seven minutes to flee before the Orpheon explodes. After navigating the intense heat and acid pits of the Magmoor Caverns, Samus is confronted by Flaahgra, a horrific amalgamation of snake, bug, and plant that pollutes the water supply and spews acid at you. To damage Flaahgra, you need to blast up to four nearby dishes with your Charge Beam to stun it, giving you just enough time to roll up the narrow tunnel and drop a bomb at its base and set it ablaze until it finally dies. You’ll also get to put your thermal vision (and your patience) to the test against Thardus, a rock monster that guards the Spider Ball upgrade; the only way to damage Thardus is to locate the glowing weak spots with your thermal vision and unload with Super Missiles, a task compounded by its shockwave attack, the rocks it throws at you, it rolling into a nigh-impenetrable ball, and the weak spots constantly moving and disappearing. The Ice Ruins of Phendrana Drifts are home not just to the annoying Chozo Ghosts but also the gigantic Adult Sheegoth, both of which become semi-regular enemies but the latter of which proves particularly problematic since your regular beam attacks will simply be absorbed by the ice crystals on its back and turned into electrical shockwaves. Luckily Super Missiles and your flammable Plasma Beam can turn the tide, and you can simply ignore the later ones that appear.

Unlike the Elite Troopers, Meta Ridley represents the game’s toughest challenge yet.

As Samus explores the laboratories and facilities hidden on Tallon IV, she will also be attacked by larger, more aggressive Space Pirates. The Phazon Elite is a Space Pirate empowered by Phazon and, like the Elite and Omega Pirates, wields a massive energy cannon on its shoulder. All three of these can absorb your Charge Beams and unleash a shockwave attack, but sporadically prove vulnerable to your Super Missiles; the Omega Pirate variant also sports a cloaking ability, plasma cannons, and limited regenerative capabilities, but all three are surprisingly easy to take down thanks to you being able to target their cannons with your thermal vision. In comparison, their leader, Meta Ridley, is quite the foe; after collecting twelve Chozo Artifacts, you’ll engage in an intense battle with Ridley that sees him flying overheard and far out of range, raining fireballs and breathing fire at you and charging at you to deal massive damage. You can take cover behind the stone columns, but Meta Ridley’s ranged and melee attacks will destroy these, and the only way to damage him is to fire Super Missiles right before he unleashes his flame breath. A huge hurdle here is your ammo; if you run out of missiles, your primary charge beams will only chip away at Meta Ridley’s health bar, so it definitely pays to upgrade your energy and maximum ammo.

Metroid Prime is an aggressive, tricky final boss who will have you constantly on edge.

This is also true of the game’s final boss, the titular Metroid Prime. Before you can even reach this spider-like grotesque, you’ll have to endure an aggravating obstacle course through lava and caustic Phazon, dodging Metroids and hopping to platforms and magnetic rails with only one save station right at the start of the endurance round. Metroid Prime is fought in two phases; in the first, it is protected by a hard outer shell that sporadically cycles between different colours, meaning you’ll have to quickly switch your weapons to deal damage. Again, your charged beams won’t do much so you’ll be relying on your Super Missiles and more powerful attacks like the Wavebuster and Flamethrower but, luckily, Metroid Prime’s projectiles can be destroyed to replenish these (and, occasionally, your health). Metroid Prime is a hell of a challenge, drawing you in with a tractor beam, raining explosive plasma, firing a sustained, powerful laser, spitting toxic balls, and scuttling at you, meaning your only way to avoid damage is to use the clunky dodge move and Morph Ball. After battling it down several layers to the planet’s core, it’s outer shell will shatter for the second phase, exposing Metroid Prime’s luminous, Lovecraftian, octopus-like true form. In this state, it charges up a shockwave attack that can be tricky to jump over and spawns various Metroids to distract you. It also cycles through different stages of invisibility depending on which visor you have, meaning you need to frantically change your vision mode to find it, though it’ll remain completely immune to your attacks until it starts leaking Phazon. You can temporarily use these pools to enter “Hyper Mode”, allowing you to finally deal some damage, but you’ll need to repeat this process a few times to finally end it, which can be an aggravating task thanks to the Metroids, the great range of attacks, and the clunkiness of switching between your vision modes.

Power-Ups and Bonuses:
As mentioned, Samus can replenish her health and ammo by destroying enemies and finding Save and Mission Stations; her maximum health and ammo can also be enhanced with various hidden upgrades so it pays to explore, cycle through your vision modes, and blast open columns and rocks to see what you can find. Samus starts out with a regular arm cannon that’s serviceable enough but soon gains the Wave, Ice, and (eventually) the Plasma Cannon; these fire bursts of electrical, ice, and fire energy that are crucial for solving later puzzles, opening doors, and defeating enemies but I found it annoying switching between them using a button combination. Similarly, Samus’s visor can be tricky to cycle between, though it does allow you to navigate pitch-black areas and locate hidden platforms and such. Samus’s Morph Ball also gets upgraded to allow her to drop bombs, boost along, and drop limited Power Bombs for greater damage; her grapple beam lets her swing across gaps; and her various suit upgrades allow her to withstand intense heat (though not lava) and no longer be damaged by Phazon deposits, changing her appearance and giving her greater range of movement. As you explore, it pays to scan everything in sight to expand upon the game’s lore and learn secrets, and you’ll even uncover optional upgrades like the Wavebuster and Flamethrower this way. Sadly, there’s no way to pilot or utilises Samus’s ship, but it does fully replenish your health and ammo so it’s worth returning to when you get the chance.

Additional Features:
Tallon IV is a sprawling, interconnected landscape with many secrets to find; many of these increase your maximum health and ammo or award you with upgrades to your arsenal, while others hide Chozo Artifacts. There are twelve to find and you’ll need to locate them all to reach the final section of the game, which is a bit annoying as it unnecessarily pads the game out and basically forces you to use a guide since the hints given are quite obtuse. Finally, you’re encouraged to scan everything in sight; the more you scan, the more lore you unlock, and the more extras are accessible from the main menu, including music tracks, concept art, and character models for both the original and Remastered version of the game. Beating the game on any difficulty setting unlocks “Hard” mode; it’s recommended that you make a copy of your save file ahead of venturing into the final area, though, as trying to start a new game on “Hard” mode will erase your existing save file. Finally, you’re awarded with a different ending, and a different view of Samus in her suit, depending on how fast you beat the game and how close to 100% completion you are when you defeat Metroid Prime.

The Summary:
I was very anxious heading into Metroid Prime Remastered; I always am when tackling an FPS as I don’t like being shot in the back, and especially when taking on a Metroidvania title, but I’d heard nothing but good things about the game (and the entire trilogy) so it was exciting to play this enhanced version on the Nintendo Switch. Technically speaking, Metroid Prime Remastered delivered; the game is beautiful, the locations detailed and varied, ever-changing and interactive, and I had fun blasting enemies, exploring, and upgrading Samus’s suit and abilities. The bosses, especially, were a highlight, being big and monstrous and asking more of you than simply blasting away, and it was amazing seeing how well the developers took the gameplay and mechanics of Super Metroid and translated it into a 3D first-person shooter. Unfortunately, I quickly grew annoyed with the backtracking; the locations might be amazing, but it gets aggravating having to revisit them time and again and being forced to rely on a guide. A fast travel system allowing you to teleport between Save Stations would’ve been greatly appreciated here as it was very frustrating playing long sections of the game or ploughing through lava to reach a save point. I was also annoyed by the vision and weapon selection system, which proved unintuitive and clunky at times, making the colour-coded combat a chore in the endgame sections. It was equally irritating having to scan everything around you to unlock extras, a gameplay mechanic that cropped up all-too-often around this era, and first-person platforming will always be the bane of my life. Still, there’s a lot to enjoy here; I managed a good 70% of the game before I required a guide and had a lot of fun blasting enemies and exploring, but there’s definite room for improvement here; thankfully, I enjoyed enough of Metroid Prime Remastered to be motivated to try out the sequels and see how the gameplay was refined, if at all.

My Rating:

Rating: 3 out of 5.

Pretty Good

What did you think to the remaster of Metroid Prime? Did you enjoy the technical enhancements on offer? Were you impressed by the franchise’s transition to 3D or were you also annoyed by some of the mechanics on offer here? Which of the bosses and upgrades was your favourite? Did you ever hit 100% completion on the game? Which of the Metroid Prime games is your favourite? Whatever your thoughts, feel free to leave a comment below or on my social media, and be sure to check out my other Metroid content across the site.

Wrestling Recap: Royal Rumble 2001

The Date: 21 January 2001
The Venue: New Orleans Arena; New Orleans, Louisiana
The Commentary: Jim “J.R.” Ross and Jerry “The King” Lawler
The Stipulation: Thirty man over the top rope battle royale for a WWF Championship opportunity at WrestleMania
Notable Competitors: “Stone Cold” Steve Austin (Winner), Jeff Hardy (#1), Rikishi (#30), Kane (Most Eliminations), and Drew Carey (Celebrity Competitor)

The Build-Up:
Since 1988, World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) has brought fans Royal Rumble. The brainchild of the legendary Pat Patterson soon evolved into one of the most exciting events of the year as the winner of the titular over-the-top-rope battle royale would go on to challenge for the World Heavyweight Championship at WrestleMania. Following arguably their best ever year of business in 2000, which had seen the rise of new stars like “Y2J” Chris Jericho and Kurt Angle, the coronation of The Rock as then-World Wrestling Federation (WWF) Champion, and the return of white-hot competitors like Steve Austin and the Undertaker, the WWF took a commanding lead in the ratings war that would see them dominate the industry and anticipation was high for upcoming WrestleMania X-Seven. Heading into the event, five competitors were spotlighted as the odds-on favourites to win: the aforementioned Steve Austin (who had made a dramatic return after being away from the ring for over a year), The Rock (who had recently lost the WWF Championship to Kurt Angle), the Undertaker (simply because of his legendary status), Kane (primarily because of his recent momentum), and the newly-evil Rikishi, who had adopted a mean streak and be propelled into a questionable main event run after it was revealed he helped injure Austin and who had earned the right to enter the match last. The big question heading into the event was whether Kane and the Undertaker were in cahoots; although they’d fought earlier in the year, they had seemingly reforged their alliance in the weeks leading up to the Royal Rumble, and whether WWF Chairman Vince McMahon was seriously going to let comedian Drew Carey put his life on the line by competing in the match!

The Match:
This was peak WWF for me; I was finally able to watch WWF programming thanks to a deal they struck with Channel 4, meaning I was actually able to tape and watch this Royal Rumble event on Sunday night. I was really into everything that was happening at the time, especially the on-again, off-again issues between Kane and the Undertaker, Austins big return, and The Rock’s toppling of Triple H and the McMahon-Helmsley regime. It seemed as though everything the WWF produced was a guaranteed win at the time, with new stars, blockbuster main events, and stellar in-ring action and drama captivating audiences, especially me, and it’s largely because of this time (and this, my first real Royal Rumble match) that I became a life-long fan of wrestling. The match began with Jeff Hardy, one half of the high-flying Hardy Boyz who had electrified audiences with their death-defying antics, taking on Bull Buchanan, the stern-faced muscle of the infamous Right to Censor group, who were universally hated for their grating siren music and for opposing violent and risqué content. Although Jeff valiantly tried to topple and outpace the bruiser, Buchanan’s power and surprising agility saw Jeff taking quite a beating until, conveniently, he was joined in the ring by his brother, Matt. The two immediately teamed up to dump Buchanan over the top rope and then, after a respectful fist bump, began going at it (though, as The King rightly pointed out, it would’ve made more sense for them to work together until the end of the match). After a short exhibition between the two, they paused their fight to intercept Faarooq, one half of the Acolytes Protection Agency (APA), who picked up where Buchanan left off with the power game and very nearly tossed out Jeff before falling victim to a Twist of Fate/Swanton Bomb combination and being thrown out of the ring. The Hardyz celebrated by stripping off their shirts (much to the delight of the audience) and going at it again until the fastest two minutes went by and Drew Carey sauntered out, tracksuit and all, slapping hands with the fans as Matt and Jeff took each other out of the match.

Kane was the undeniable highlight, featuring in comedy spots and dominating the in-ring action.

Basking in the adulation of the crowd, Drew’s jovial demeanour was immediately quashed when Kane came to the ring; barely able to continue his excitement, Drew hilariously tried to buy Kane off but promptly eliminated himself from the match after Raven rushed the ring and attacked Kane, sparing the comedian from taking a Chokeslam. Raven came equipped with a kendo stick, kicking off an entertaining impromptu hardcore match as the competitors started bashing each other with plunder and weapons in keeping with the madcap hardcore division. Raven quickly realised he needed these weapons to withstand Kane’s power, blasting him in the face with a fire extinguisher before being attacked by Al Snow, who jumped to gun to extract a measure of revenge against Raven for taking him out of action a few weeks previous. Al Snow went to town, smashing both men with a bin lid and rolling a bowling ball right into Raven’s crotch! Al Snow and Raven soon set aside their differences to keep Kane at bay with metal bins Perry Saturn joined the fight, targeting Kane’s leg, and the competitors ganged up on the Big Red Machine to beat him to the canvas. The hardcore fun continued as the “Lethal Weapon” Steve Blackman rushed the ring with his escrima sticks, attacking everyone in sight, and Grand Master Sexay danced his way into the match. However, Kane got so pissed off with everyone going after him that he went on a rampage and smashed everyone with a bin, clearing the ring in seconds in impressive fashion, only to be met by the Honky Tonk Man! The self-proclaimed greatest Intercontinental Champion of all time cut a promo in the ring and started signing his song, but Kane was having none of it; he bludgeoned the Honkey Tonk Man with his own guitar and tossed him from the ring with a shake of his head for another memorable comedy spot. Things really started to get serious when The Rock rushed the ring and went right for Kane; however, despite the unanimous crowd support and a flurry of strikes, The Rock was quickly overpowered by Kane, who pressed his advantage after taking a quick breather while The Rock made short work of Buchanan’s Right to Censor teammate, the Goodfather. Every time The Rock tried to build some momentum, Kane shut him down; even Tazz racing to the ring was of little consequence as Kane unceremoniously eliminated him within seconds!

Things slowed in the middle until the Big Show and the Undertaker spiced things up with their power.

Kane’s attempt to eliminate The Rock saw the People’s Champion finally start to mount a comeback, but both men were down when Bradshaw (also of the APA) entered the match, allowing the brawler to take immediate advantage. The Rock joined Bradshaw in working over Kane, but Bradshaw ended the alliance in emphatic fashion almost as quickly, flooring The Rock with a clothesline, which in turn earned him a Spinebuster in retaliation which allowed Kane to return to a dominating position. Albert, formally of the tag team T&A, then joined the fight, adding more meat to the match; Kane and Bradshaw briefly teamed up to know the big man down as the match slowed down a little for some brief elimination spots and clubbing offense. Hardcore Holly was out next and joined the lower-carders in trying to eliminate their main event competition; The Rock was able to hold on to the bottom rope but Kane was downed by Albert’s impressive bicycle kick, which very nearly was enough to see him eliminated. K-Kwik was out next and immediately got on the wrong side of Albert; the Right to Censor’s Val Venis hit the ring, followed by the European Champion, William Regal, and Albert’s former tag team partner, Test, to really pad out the middle portion of the match with a lot of rope-hugging, stomping, and miscellaneous grappling in the corners. Test tossed out Regal before going after Albert and then targeting Kane and The Rock continued to find himself absorbing punishment or in a precarious situation despite all his pre-match talk of dominating the match. Things finally got interesting when the Big Show made a dramatic return to th company after an extended absence; the Big Show made his presence known by wrecking everyone with huge Chokeslams before tumbling out of the match courtesy of The Rock. Enraged, the Big Show pulled The Rock under the ropes and sent him crashing through the announce table, effectively eliminating The Rock from the match for some time. Crash Holly entered the ring and the remaining competitors ganged up on Kane once more but he was saved by his brother, the Undertaker, who rode down on his motorcycle and officially solidified his rekindled alliance with Kane by fending off his attackers. The reunited Brothers of Destruction then launched every competitor from the ring and teased a fight before being interrupted by poor Scott 2 Hotty! Despite the horror of the fate that awaited him in the ring, Scotty bravely slid through the ropes and was manhandled, planted with a double Chokeslam, and tossed from the ring like he was a piece of trash.

Neither Haku’s return, Triple H’s attack, or Kane’s impressive performance could keep Austin from victory.

The Brothers of Destruction were then denied the chance to put their newfound partnership to the test against Steve Austin as Triple H attacked Austin during his entrance; earlier in the night, Austin had cost Triple H the WWF Championship in his match with Kurt Angle as part of their ongoing rivalry so the slighted Triple H assaulted the Texas Rattlesnake, busting him open and battering him around the aisleway as The Rock returned to the ring to take a beating from Kane and the Undertaker. As referees desperately forced Triple H off Steve Austin’s bloody, battered body, “The One” Billy Gunn hit the ring and the Brothers of Destruction were momentarily scuppered by the returning Haku, who entered to near silence as many (including myself) didn’t know the notorious former Meng. The final entrant, the sour-faced Rikishi, was attacked by Steve Austin, who then stormed the ring and assaulted everyone before Rikishi sent the Deadman tumbling out with his impressive side kick. Rikishi then tried to crush his cousin with his immense ass, but The Rock countered with a low blow and sent the big man out of the match, leaving the final four as The Rock, a bloodied Steve Austin, a heavily fatigued Kane, and, oddly, Billy Gunn. Why Gunn was chosen over the Undertaker or even Rikishi I don’t know but it was a moot point as he was launched from the ring by Austin within seconds so he could have an electric stare down with The Rock. Although The Rock came out on top when they traded blows, he couldn’t hit the Rock Bottom and ate a Stone Cold Stunner, but the People’s Champion was able to recover when Austin got distracted kicking Kane in the balls. A Rock Bottom shut Austin down but, when The Rock tried to heave Austin out, Kane came up from behind and shoved both men from the wring. While it seemed like the Big Red Machine had won, Austin had managed to hold on; although a Chokeslam seemed to do in Austin, Kane got distracted going for the Tombstone Piledriver and got another kick to the balls as a result. Austin then hit the Stunner and absolutely decimated Kane with repeated chair shots to the head, staggering the Big Red Machine and ultimately forcing him from the ring to award Austin his third Royal Rumble win and a first-class ticket to the main event of WrestleMania X-Seven!

The Aftermath:
Although the match meandered in the middle, with the ring filling up with disposable bodies, the 2001 Royal Rumble is largely regarded as one of the best of its kind; Kane’s mammoth stint and dominating performance wouldn’t be toppled for some thirteen years and his reward was a fun match at WrestleMania X-Seven that saw him capture the Hardcore Championship and an extended push alongside his brother throughout 2001. Rather than facing Rikishi and Haku at WrestleMania X-Seven alongside his brother, the Undertaker fought and defeated Triple H and went on to become a primary figure in the resulting “Invasion” storyline. Although he didn’t win the Royal Rumble, The Rock found himself in the main event of WrestleMania X-Seven when he recaptured the WWF Championship the following month at No Way Out. In the weeks leading up to their epic second WrestleMania clash, tensions would rise between Austin and The Rock, especially after WWF Chairman made Austin’s wife, Debra, The Rock’s manager. However, no one could have foreseen that Austin would brutalise The Rock and forge an unholy alliance with McMahon at WrestleMania X-Seven to regain the WWF Championship, kickstarting an ill-advised but somewhat entertaining heel turn for the Texas Rattlesnake that saw him become an unhinged egomaniac who turned his back on friend and foe alike during the Invasion storyline.

My Rating:

Rating: 4 out of 5.

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