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Back Issues [National Superhero Day]: Marvels

28/04/202518/08/2025Dr. K1 Comment

In 1995, Marvel Comics created “National Superhero Day” and, in the process, provided comics and superhero fans the world over with a great excuse to celebrate their favourite characters and publications.

Story Titles: “A Time of Marvels”, “Monsters”, “Judgment Day”, and “The Day She Died”
Published: 9 November 1993 (cover-dated: January 1994) to 22 March 1994 (cover-dated: April 1994)
Writer: Kurt Busiek
Artist: Alex Ross

The Background:
In 1939, pulp-magazine publisher Martin Goodman created Timely Productions, expanding his reach into the increasingly popular medium of comic books. Timely’s first publication, Marvel Comics #1, was spearheaded by the first appearances of Jim Hammond/The Human Torch and Prince Namor McKenzie/The Sub-Mariner, and went on to sell over 900,000 copies. This success was followed by Captain America Comics #1 selling over a million copies just two years later, the same year that Goodman’s wife’s sixteen-year-old cousin, Stanley Lieber, was named interim editor under the pseudonym “Stan Lee”. Though superheroes declined in popularity after the Second World War, Goodman continued to publish Westerns, horror, and war comics under Atlas Comics before rebranding to Marvel Comics in 1961. Stan Lee and Jack Kirby then ushered in the “Marvel Age” of comics with the Fantastic Four, kick-starting a slew of costumed superheroes and Marvel’s distinct narrative style. These colourful heroes caught the eye of artist Alex Ross from an early age; known for his startlingly photorealistic artwork, Ross later cemented his position in the industry with Kingdom Come (Waid, et al, 1996). However, his big break came when he teamed with writer Kurt Busiek to produce this four-issue miniseries that reframed many of Marvel’s most iconic moments through the eyes of a common man. Marvels was an award-winning, widely praised miniseries that inspired a much grimmer counterpart story in 1995, a follow-up series in 2008 (though Alex Ross did not return), and a sister-series in 2021.

The Review:
Marvels followers budding photographer Phil Sheldon who, at the beginning of the story in 1939, is eager to go to Europe and make a name for himself as a war photographer. While his friend and fellow cub reporter, a youthful J. Jonah Jameson, scoffs at the futility of the war, he shares his own lofty aspirations of one day owning the Daily Bugle and making his own headlines. While Jameson heads off to cover a labour dispute, Sheldon attends a press conference hosted by noted scientist Phineas T. Horton, who unveils his revolutionary “synthetic man”, a robotic creation indistinguishable from the real thing except that it bursts into flame when exposed to oxygen. While the reporters initially mock the demonstration as an elaborate hoax, they react in horror when this “Human Torch” moves and appears sentient. Subsequent sensationalist headlines – the “power of the press”, as Sheldon puts it – slander Professor Horton and see him bury his creation lest it prove to be a danger. While shopping for a gift for his betrothed, Doris Jacquet, Sheldon rushes to investigate a disturbance, hopeful for the big break that’ll get him shipped to Europe, only to the find the Human Torch running amok through the streets of New York City. While the ridiculously fickle New Yorkers brush the event off as an elaborate prank, Sheldon is shaken by his second sight of the flaming man and is therefore the only person to take reports of a “Sub-Mareener” seriously. Over the next few panels, both the Human Torch and the Sub-Mariner raise the ire of everyday folk with their antics, but they captivate Sheldon, who turns down the chance to cover to war to stay and follow these ever-prominent “Marvels”. As awe-struck as he is by such costumed super-men, Sheldon can’t help but question what their presence means for mankind, who suddenly seem secondary in the evolutionary chain. Thus, when the Human Torch and the Sub-Mariner inevitably come to blows in what’s likened to a battle between Gods, Sheldon shares the same fear as his fellow citizens, despite protests from the likes of officer Betty Dean, who vouches for Namor’s character.

*Photographer Phil Sheldon witnesses the terrifying and awesome debut of the “Marvels”.*

As the two titans battle, hijacking the airwaves and causing a great deal of property damage, Sheldon is angered at them for making humanity feel so helpless. The conflict is ultimately resolved by Officer Dean, who cools the differences between the two, though Sheldon echoes the same bitterness of his peers at both superhumans escaping any punishment for their actions. In the face of his helplessness, and intuiting that such occurrences will only escalate, Sheldon reluctantly suggests pushing back the wedding and, resenting him, Doris opts to call the whole thing off until he feels more like a “man”. By winter, the press was alive with reports of Captain Steve Rogers/Captain America’s colourful adventures; kids and adults alike revelled in his Axis-smashing antics. While at the cinema, Sheldon’s musings that Cap is so accepted because he’s not perceived as a threat are given further credence when the entire audience (him included) applaud news reports of the Human Torch and the Sub-Mariner teaming up to battle the Nazis. Just like that, the Marvels are celebrated, national heroes; the public debates which of them is better and stronger and Sheldon’s perspective has changed enough to rekindle his relationship with Doris. His elevation is short-lived, however, when it’s suddenly reported that Namor has turned on the Allies and waging his own war against America, a war that sees him flood New York with a catastrophic tidal wave! The Human Torch confronts him and Sheldon’s right there to snap some pix, now revelling in witnessing such a titanic clash, only to be injured by flying debris and lose an eye in the process. Surprisingly, he feels no ill will towards the Marvels and instead chooses to focus on the bigger picture – the war and his impending wedding, specifically. After the wedding, Sheldon finally gets to cover the war in Europe and is right there when Cap, the Human Torch, Namor, and the rest of their superpowered Invaders, storm a Nazi compound, noting in a letter to Doris that the Marvels aren’t some temporary fad; they’re here to stay.

*While the Avengers and Fantastic Four are celebrated, even Sheldon hates and fears Mutants.*

Some decades later, an older and more experienced Sheldon is convinced to cover a battle between the Avengers and the Masters of Evil. Cap has just returned from his icy sabbatical, inspiring the awe and admiration of Sheldon and the public. By this time, sights such as Anthony “Tony” Stark/Iron Man, Thor Odinson, and Doctor Hank Pym/Giant-Man cutting through the city skyline and dwarfing mere mortals are commonplace but no less impressive. Sheldon hopes to publish a book of his photos of their heroics, convincing his publisher to take a shot on the idea based on how inspirational Marvels like the Fantastic Four are. While mulling over his opening text, Sheldon’s swept up by an angry mob who descend upon the X-Men, convinced that the Mutant teenagers tried to kill an innocent construction worker. Sharing the sentiment that the Mutants are dangerous killers, Sheldon literally casts the first stone, left shaken by the words of Scott “Slim” Summers/Cyclops (“They’re not worth it”) and pondering why Mutants illicit such hatred and distrust compared to the other Marvels. He concludes it’s because Mutants are genetically predisposed to be the next step in human evolution, thereby conjuring fears of death and redundancy in everyday folk. Ruminating these matters at home with his kids (who idolise the Marvels), Sheldon is gifted a writing assignment covering an art exhibition hosted by blind sculptress Alicia Masters. He’s also right there for when Doctor Reed Richards/Mister Fantastic announces his engagement to Susan Storm/The Invisible Girl, landing Sheldon another book deal with Jameson for every photo he takes of the colourful couple and landing him on the guest list for the wedding. With major shake-ups occurring in the Avenger’s roster and the likes of Matt Murdock/Daredevil making a splash downtown, to say nothing of the wedding drama, Sheldon almost forgets about the Mutant problem…save for the abundance of anti-Mutant graffiti plastered around town.

*Sheldon sees the worst of humanity when the Mutant problem escalates into all-out paranoia.*

Sheldon’s stunned when he returns to his quiet suburb and finds an angry mob literally grabbing pitchforks to hunt down a Mutant in the area. His first thought is his family but Sheldon’s shocked to come home and find his children sheltering a Mutant child, Maggie, a frightened little girl who’s the anthesis of everything Sheldon had so firmly believed about her species. Suddenly likening the persecution of the Mutants to the horrors of Auschwitz, Sheldon resolves to protect the girl from their friends and neighbours, who wouldn’t think twice to burn their house down to get to her. While his family keep Maggie safe, Sheldon reads up on Mutants and tries to find some way to help her, only to be met with dead ends and realise that the government wants to lock them up, at best, and execute them, at worst. Sheldon realises that the X-Men could help but falters, worrying they would remember him as another angry human, and meanders through even Reed and Sue’s wedding, his thoughts so preoccupied by Maggie’s fate. His concerns are only exacerbated when a television debate between Professor Charles Xavier/Professor X and Bolivar Trask sees the unveiling of his Mutant-hunting Sentinel machines and the outing of Professor X as a Mutant. Driven into a frenzy by fear, hated, and paranoia, an all-out riot breaks out. Sheldon’s right there, recording evidence of man’s inhumanity to man, as the monstrous Sentinels fly overhead, and is distraught to return home and find Maggie left to keep them safe and unable to comfort his kids when they worry about her safety. Within a mere two months, the fickle public begin to turn on the Marvels, holding them accountable for their actions and questioning their methods. Their primary target is Tony Stark, who bankrolls the Avengers and pays Iron Man to be his personal bodyguard, and the Avengers, who had recently been framed by evil doppelgängers. Disturbed by how sordid the Marvels have become, Sheldon throws himself into his work, determined to keep his family fed and sheltered, but unwittingly drives a wedge between him and Doris and the girls.

*Sheldon’s incensed when the public slanders the Marvels even after they defeat Galactus.*

The Marvels’ bad press is only escalated by Jameson’s personal vendetta against Peter Parker/Spider-Man and Sheldon comes to question his perception of the Marvels once more. However, he and the entire city are horror-struck when the skies burst into flames, asteroids fill the horizon, and a mysterious “Silver Surfer” arrives, seemingly heralding the onset of judgement day. Once again, despite their distrust and slander, the people must put their faith in the Marvels and be mere spectators as the Fantastic Four raced to confront the Silver Surfer, only to be dwarfed by the might and terror of the titanic Galactus! To the stunned horror of the public, the Fantastic Four lose the battle and none of their other defenders appear to help, leaving them to contemplate their end and watch, helplessly, as Galactus constructs an elaborate device around the Baxter Building. The people celebrate as the Fantastic Four and the Silver Surfer attack Galactus in full force, but Sheldon decides to leave the scene and be with his family, realising that the Marvels could fail and that he would rather be with his loved ones at the end. Luckily for him, and everyone, the Fantastic Four fend Galactus off with the Ultimate Nullifier but, rather than being celebrated as heroes, the team – and all Marvels – are further slandered by Jameson’s derogatory headlines. Sheldon’s protests fall on deaf ears and even he’s disgusted to find teenage photographer Peter Parker gleefully selling incriminating photos of Spider-Man to Jameson. His contempt for the public reaches a boiling point as Sheldon heads to cover a battle between the X-Men and Count Luchino Nefaria, snapping at them for slandering the very people, even Mutants, who save their lives. Still, by the 1970s, the public turn to his book of photographs for comfort after the Avengers are stuck in another galaxy determining the fate of all reality, begrudgingly guilty for questioning their methods. Now feeling his age, Sheldon takes on an assistant, Marcia Hardesty, though even this can’t help lighten his increasingly sour mood as he repeatedly sees the Marvels questioned, persecuted, and smeared by the courts, the public, and Jameson.

*Sheldon ultimately decides to leave the awe and drama of the Marvels behind.*

After the Fantastic Four again fend off Galactus, Sheldon desperately tries to turn opinion in favour of the Marvels, only to be dismissed as an overworked old man. Sheldon resolves to use his skills as a reporter to clear Spider-Man of Captain George Stacy’s death, interviewing a bystander who unashamedly blames Stacy’s death on Spider-Man. Sheldon’s as sceptical as the cops he meets with; however, while they have evidence that suggests Doctor Otto Octavius/Doctor Octopus caused Stacy’s death, they can’t prove anything without questioning Spidey. Confident that the underappreciated Marvels will handle a crisis happening at the Sun, Sheldon interviews some more people, all of whom believe Spidey’s a menace, and even questions Jameson, revealing the cantankerous publisher feels inadequate against such Marvels and is therefore determined to besmirch them, guilty or not. Jameson’s attitude makes Sheldon seriously consider an offer to write for the Daily Globe and he takes the first boat to Ryker’s Island to talk with the captive Dr. Octopus, only to find the stubborn scientist unwilling to co-operate with his inquiries. With no roads left, Sheldon visits Stacy’s daughter, Gwen, finding that, while she did initially blame Spider-Man, she no longer does. Reinvigorated, Sheldon regularly meets with Gwen; she’s with him when Namor invades New York with an army of mechanical attack craft. Rather than being terrified, Gwen marvels at their beauty and Sheldon realises that lives like hers are what the Marvels are fighting for and resolves to rework his new book into championing the heroes, flaws and all. Sheldon’s conviction turns to dread when he goes to Gwen’s to pick up some of her father’s journals and witnesses her being kidnapped by Norman Osborn/The Green Goblin. Sheldon follows in a taxi and witnesses the brutal battle between Spidey and the Goblin, sure that good would triumph over evil, and is crushed when Gwen’s knocked from the bridge and dies when Spidey tries to save her. Angered that Gwen’s death is buried under Jameson’s anti-Spidey campaign and left disillusioned by the Marvel’s failure, Sheldon loses interest in his book and grows resentful of the world moving on without a care. However, he realises that Marcia still sees the good in the Marvels and ultimately hands the assignment to her, retiring to be with his family and leaving the Marvels behind.

The Summary:
I’ve long criticised the hypocrisy of Marvel Comics’ everyday citizens. The people, especially New Yorkers, are a fickle and judgemental bunch, easily swayed by a few headlines and news reports. They can literally be dodging Galactus’ footsteps one day and then will laugh it off as a hoax the next. They can witness Spider-Man saving people from a burning building and yet fully believe Jameson’s claims that the wall-crawler started the blaze. They’ll come out in droves to cheer the wedding of Reed and Sue and applaud the star-spangled heroics of Captain America, but hurl bricks at Mutants and accuse them of all sorts in the same breath. They are a terrible, unappreciative, unreliable bunch of ingrates who don’t appreciate that these heroes put their lives on the line to save not just them, but the entire world and even the whole universe! Marvels is a perfect examination of this phenomena, with our equally culpable main character witnessing first-hand as Joe Public fear the likes of the Human Torch and the Sub-Mariner because they’re “different” and then cheer them on when they fight to defend America’s interests. Much of the public’s fickle nature isn’t just because of Jameson’s outrageous headlines, either; people, even Sheldon, feared the Marvels in the 1930s simply because of the existential threat they presented. This evolved and escalated once Mutants came along, with the species inarguably representing the next step in humanity’s inevitable extinction and thus causing the public to hate and fear them out of paranoia of being replaced (or the simple fear of death). Yet, Marvel’s civilians can never be appeased; they even turn on celebrated heroes like the Avengers for “abandoning” them and treat many of the Marvels as disposable celebrities. Their everyday, awesome feats lose their grandeur for many, who just become inconvenienced by their battles, and public opinion wildly fluctuates throughout the decades represented here as a result, even spilling over into paranoid violence when Mutants and shapeshifters become commonplace.

*Flawed photographer Sheldon finds his awe of the Marvels tested over time.*

At the heart of it all is flawed photographer Phil Sheldon. Phil’s a complex character, for sure, echoing the awe and fear of his peers at the sight of the Marvels and feeling small, insignificant, against these God-like figures. His opinion regarding the Marvels fluctuates throughout the story, with him praising and celebrating them during their “Golden Age” and profiting from their antics, never losing his faith in their good deeds even when it costs him an eye. Yet, like the public, Sheldon hates and fears Mutants. Unlike the average Joe, Sheldon contemplates why this is and realises he doesn’t really know, beyond that aforementioned existential dread. When he discovers Maggie hiding in his house, fully accepted by his well-meaning kids, he finally realises that he’s as guilty of persecution as the Nazis he once so heartily rallied against and privately defends Mutantkind. His perception changed for the better, Sheldon comes to see the worst in humanity: while they accuse Mutants of being dangerous, he sees only heroes trying to defend the innocent and angry mobs tearing their neighbourhoods apart out of sheer paranoia. Haunted my Maggie’s unresolved fate, time and weariness with the public’s everchanging opinions takes its toll on Sheldon. He remains in awe of the Marvels but focuses on them so much that he neglects his family, desperate to figure out what it is about them that distracts him so much. When Galactus arrives and the end of the world seems nigh, Sheldon realises that none of that matters; all that matters is being with the ones you love. This attitude leads into him becoming very short-tempered when people question or slander the Marvels, snapping at the unappreciative public for not realising that they owe their lives to the same people they’re dragging over the coals. Unfortunately, Sheldon lives long enough to see the best and worst of both humanity and the Marvels, realising with gut-wrenching finality that these “Gods” are as flawed as the everyday man. He comes to put all his faith in Gwen’s innocence and is thus heartbroken when Spider-Man fails to save her, but comes to see that his time with the Marvels has come to an end and that it’s time to let those concerns go to focus on what really matters.

*Alex Ross’s beautiful artwork brings some of Marvel’s most epic moments to glorious life.*

Of course, what really makes Marvels shine is Alex Ross’s frankly gorgeous artwork. Every panel is painstakingly hand-drawn and painted to bring these colourful, outlandish superheroes to life. Unlike many of his peers, especially later in life, Alex Ross doesn’t try to reinvent these characters or make them more “realistic”; he simply presents photorealistic interpretations of their classic costumes, with the sole exception that he depicts Namor as being completely naked. This can be hit and miss; Spider-Man, for example, looks phenomenal under Ross’s penmanship but Thor and Iron Man struggle somewhat with their more outlandish designs. Still, Ross delivers some gorgeous full-page spreads, recreating Reed and Sue’s wedding, showing the battles between Namor and the Human Torch, and bringing these incredible moments to life from a street level perspective. Nowhere is this represented better than in Galactus’s arrival. Despite being faithful to Jack Kirby’s original design, Galactus cuts an intimidating and awe-inspiring figure here, towering over skyscrapers and constantly framed as though a Titan has risen from the Earth. While the story primarily focuses on Sheldon’s family life during this bout, the glimpses of the Fantastic Four and the Silver Surfer’s battle against Galactus deliver a sense of scale and realism not often seen in comics. This is further echoed in the coming of the Sentinels and Spider-Man’s battle with the Green Goblin, events where Sheldon is merely a bystander amongst the faceless masses watching history unfold, powerless to intervene. Ross fills every panel with little cameos and an amazing attention to detail, basing many characters’ likenesses off real-world celebrities and figures, and his work really makes you appreciate the craft and effort put into every panel, no matter how small. Marvels is a dramatic and compelling distillation of the first thirty-years-or-so of Marvel Comics, linking major events on a realistic timeline and giving us a glimpse at how these heroes, Gods, and villains are perceived by the common man. It’s a startlingly bleak tale at times, criticising our hypocrisy and inclination towards hatred and violence, but also an uplifting story. Sheldon, and many characters, celebrate and are inspired by the Marvels, championing them even when a small, volatile minority try to slander them. It’s the perfect snapshot of what life in Marvel’s New York City can be like and a great way to witness such iconic moments from a street-level perspective.

My Rating:

Great Stuff

Have you ever read Marvels? If so, what did you think to it? Are you a fan of Alex Ross’s artwork? What did you think to the presentation of Marvel’s fickle public? Did you relate to Sheldon as a protagonist and enjoy his growth throughout the series? Which “Marvel” is your favourite? How are you celebrating National Superhero Day today? Whatever your thoughts, leave a comment below and be sure to check out my other superhero and comic book content.

Movie Night [Alien Day]: Alien Resurrection: Special Edition

26/04/202528/04/2025Dr. K3 Comments

Audiences were first introduced to the horrific, biomechanical Xenomorphs in the classic science-fiction horror film Alien (Scott, 1979), in which an unsuspecting cargo crew investigates a beacon on the barren world of LV-426. Thus, the 26^th of April is widely celebrated as “Alien Day”, a day to celebrate one of the greatest sci-fi/horror franchises ever created.

Released: 2 December 2003
Originally Released: 26 November 1997
Director: Jean-Pierre Jeunet
Distributor: 20^th Century Fox
Budget: $70 million
Stars: Sigourney Weaver, Winona Ryder, Tom Woodruff Jr., Ron Perlman, J. E. Freeman, and Michael Wincott

The Plot:
200 years after dying in battle with the Xenomorphs, Lieutenant Ellen Ripley (Weaver) is resurrected as an Alien/human hybrid, “Ripley 8”. Her memories fragmented, she teams with a rag-team crew of pirates to battle a renewed Xenomorph threat, one born of her own blood.

The Background:
In 1979, Dan O’Bannon and Ronald Shusett’s concept of “Jaws (Spielberg, 1975) in space” came to horrific life with Ridley Scott’s Alien, a surprising commercial success now regarded as one of the greatest movies ever made. Despite being a financial success, we wouldn’t see a sequel for seven years. Director James Cameron, Aliens (ibid, 1986) endured a difficult shoot to produce perhaps the most influential entry in the franchise. The studio’s desire to capitalise with a third film led to an extremely troubled production; though Alien³ (Fincher, 1992) was a modest hit, it was met with mixed reviews and even those involved disowned the film. Not long after, 20^th Century Fox hired Joss Whedon to pen a script treatment for a fourth film, though many of his ideas didn’t make it to the final draft. Despite having advocated for Ripley’s death, Sigourney Weaver was impressed with Whedon’s work and signed on, eager to dissuade the studio from producing a crossover with the Predator films (Various, 1987;1990) and receiving a co-producer credit. Although names like Danny Boyle, Peter Jackson, and Bryan Singer were considered to direct, the producers were impressed with Jean-Pierre Jeunet’s visual style and offered him the film, requiring the use of an interpreter. Amalgamated Dynamics Incorporated returned to produce the film’s effects, which retained the practical animatronics and suits of the previous films, and saw the design of a horrific human/Xenomorph hybrid, the “Newborn” that was originally depicted with both male and female genitals! Of course, perhaps the most notable trivia from the film’s production was Sigourney Weaver landing an over-the-shoulder basketball shot on the first try, much to astonishment of her co-stars. With a box office of just over $161 million, Alien Resurrection wasn’t the hit 20^th Century Fox were hoping for. Reviews were largely mixed, with many praising Weaver’s performance and the visual presentation while criticising the bleak aesthetic and repetitive elements. Whedon was unhappy with how much the film differed from his script but Jeunet was aggressively proud of the finished product and collaborated with the studio to produce this alternative version in 2003. Not only was Alien Resurrection accompanied by tie-in comics, novels, and a videogame, it was also far from the last entry in the celebrated sci-fi franchise, though it is often noted as one of the strangest entries.

The Review:
Every time Ripley wakes up after encountering the Xenomorphs, her situation worsens. First, she woke up to find she lost fifty-seven years and her daughter, then she wakes up to find her surrogate family dead and herself impregnated with an Alien Queen, and, here, she wakes up to find herself an Alien/human hybrid some two-hundred-years after her death! Some things have, obviously changed in that massively ludicrous amount of time: Weyland-Yutani is gone, having been bought by Walmart, and Ripley 8 is instead faced with the morally dubious scientists and soldiers of the United Systems Military (USM). Thanks to blood samples taken from “Fury 16”, scientists like Doctor Jonathan Gediman (Brad Dourif) and Doctor Mason Wren (Freeman) successfully cloned not only Ripley, but the Alien Queen gestating inside her. While General Martin Perez (Dan Hedaya), the military commander of the USM Auriga who’s supervising these clandestine experiments, is suspicious of Ripley 8, angered at her having even fragmented memories of her past encounters with the Aliens, he nevertheless allows Dr. Gediman and Dr. Wren to keep the clone alive to study her unique physiology. Having been grown to maturity in a laboratory, Ripley 8 often adopts a child-like, instinctive demeanour; she struggles to recognise eating implements, is tormented by disjointed recollections of a little girl who she lost in a previous life, and blasé regarding her handlers since she considers it inevitable that they’ll die if they try to teach the Xenomorphs “tricks”. While Ripley 8 shares many similarities with the original and has access to some of her memories, she’s often confused by her conflicting emotions, instincts, and these memories. She’s fully aware that she’s not the original and that she isn’t quite human, and yet still identifies as Ripley for convenience and is out to serve her own interests, only tagging along with Frank Elgyn’s (Wincott) band of pirates because they amuse her and serve her sense of preservation.

*Ripley 8 struggles with her sense of identity thanks to her fragmented memories and human/Alien DNA.*

Unlike her predecessor, Ripley 8 is a superhuman individual. While she appears as human as anyone else, save for a mysterious shine to her eyes and black fingernails, she shares much of the Alien’s DNA, giving her mildly caustic blood, heightened senses (she can sense the Auriga moving even when it’s in stealth mode), and superhuman strength. This not only makes her a formidable basketball player but also means she easily shrugs off a weight to the face, manhandles the ape-like Ron Johner (Perlman), and can hold her breath for an extended period. Described as “something of a predator”, Ripley 8 is far more animalistic than her organic counterpart; she smells, hears, and feels things that bypass even the synthetic Annalee Call (Ryder). Specifically, Ripley 8 can sense the movements of her kin, especially the Alien Queen. Ripley 8 feels when the Queen is in distress, knows when the Xenomorphs are near, and even willingly embraces them at one point. Perhaps thanks to her more animal nature, Ripley 8 takes Ripley’s disgust and disapproval of “The Company” to the next level and is largely dismissive of all humans, especially the likes of Dr. Wren, who thinks nothing of implanting unwilling humans with Alien embryos. Ripley 8 genuinely doesn’t seem to care if her handlers live or die and enjoys toying with Elgyn’s crew, joining them simply because it increases her chances of safely escaping the Auriga before it crashes into Earth and even willingly killing her Alien brethren when they get “in [her] way” if it means she can survive. We see this trait echoed in the Aliens when two of them attack and kill a third to escape from Dr. Gediman’s captivity and Ripley 8 isn’t immune to the Xenomorph’s attack, despite sharing their DNA, as they pursue her through the flooded kitchens and a Facehugger even attaches itself to her at one point. Ripley 8’s senses are so accelerated that she even senses the turmoil of her failed clones, descending into a near hysterical outburst as she mercy kills the failed experiments. Oddly, despite her justified anger, she refuses to kill Dr. Wren for his part in their suffering and also misses that Call is an android, something I feel the now-superhuman Ripley would’ve been the first to pick up on.

*The* Betty‘s crew is a mismatched band of pirates who must unite against a common threat.

Call is a newcomer to Elgyn’s crew, one largely treated as a child or a sex object despite her incredible mechanical skill. Her closest friend on the Betty is wheelchair-bound mechanic Dom Vriess (Dominique Pinon), who defends her when she incurs Johner’s wrath and stays by her side even after her true nature is revealed. Unbeknownst to Elgyn and the others, Call is an advanced android who escaped a mass recall and infiltrated their ranks specifically to get aboard the Auriga after learning of Dr. Wren’s experiments. Her self-appointed mission is to destroy the renewed Xenomorph threat and, as such, she’s largely distrustful of Ripley 8, and understandably so since the clone’s true allegiance is kept firmly in the grey throughout the film. Call clashes with Johner, who’s more akin to a mercenary; a surly caveman who’s quick to anger, Johner seems to respect Gary Christie (Gary Dourdan) over their shared love of firearms and booze. After being humbled by Ripley 8, Johner comes to begrudgingly respect her and even be attracted to her, appearing genuinely happy to see her alive at the end of the movie. Indeed, though he angrily lashes out about their increasingly worsening situation and initially appears to have little love for his crewmates, especially Vriess, Johner eventually lightens towards them all, even shellshocked Larry Purvis (Leland Orser), whom Johner is originally ready to mercy kill before agreeing to freeze him to save his life. Despite oozing charisma with his distinct, gravelly voice, there’s not a lot for Michael Wincott to do here. He pervs over Call, has previous history with General Perez, and enjoys a close sexual relationship with Sabra Hillard (Kim Flowers), but is mainly there to add to the body count. An unscrupulous pirate who deals only in cash, Elgyn thinks nothing of hijacking a ship of unknowing passengers to deliver to General Perez and Dr. Wren and is only interested in what can serve him the most.

*The* Auriga‘s amoral staff are more monstrous than the Aliens and pay for their actions.

While the Betty’s crew may have questionable morals, it’s a thin line that separates their unscrupulous actions from those of General Perez and Dr. Wren. With their entire operation apparently being unsanctioned, the two are free to use any means necessary to recreate the Xenomorphs…as long as they’re not exposed. Thus, General Perez agrees to let the Betty’s crew stay as long as they don’t cause trouble, meaning Dr. Wren immediately orders their execution when he discovers Call is a “terrorist” who knows too much about what’s happening on the Auriga. While Dr. Wren and Dr. Gediman are united in their desire to breed and weaponise the Xenomorphs, Dr. Gediman showcases an uncomfortable sexual fascination in the creatures and, even when cocooned in the Queen’s nest, fawns over the monstrous “Newborn” (Tom Woodruff Jr.) Dr. Wren’s goal is to tame the creatures and sell them as military assets, a motivation Ripley 8’s all-too-familiar with and therefore scoffs at considering how aggressive the species is. Arrogant, dismissive, and impassive, Dr. Wren doesn’t care who he has to sacrifice to achieve his goals and embodies the worst of humanity, betraying the survivors and attempting to escape the Auriga once they’ve gotten him to a safe point. Confident in his command over the station’s artificial intelligence, Father (Steven Gilborn), and his authority over the likes of Private Vincent DiStephano (Raymond Cruz), Dr. Wren begrudgingly aids the crew as long as it benefits him and doesn’t hesitate to hold Call hostage for safe passage, eventually falling afoul of poetic justice when Purvis brutally murders him with the Facehugger Dr. Wren implanted within him. General Perez isn’t exactly innocent in all this, either, since he’s in command of the Auriga and its experiments. He’s happy to put the Betty crew up as long as they behave but is clearly motivated by the same desire for power and notoriety for successfully weaponizing the Xenomorphs. When the Aliens escape captivity, however, General Perez immediately orders an evacuation to leave the Auriga to its fate, even granting his troops a merciful death when a Xenomorph slips into the escape pod. Naturally, though, he meets a fittingly awful end when a Xenomorph takes a bite out of the back of his head, ensuring that all those who dared play God are summarily punished for their transgressions.

*We learn a bit more about the Aliens’ intelligence and meet a new, grotesque variant sure to terrify.*

Although I never got the suggestion that Ripley’s sacrifice spelled the extinction of the Xenomorph species, the creatures are apparently so rare that the USM was forced to spend 200 years working on cloning and genetic engineering to get their hands on the creatures. And not just regular drones: they have a fully grown Alien Queen in captivity, thanks to Ripley 8. This wasn’t an easy process, resulting in seven grotesque Alien/human failures over the many decades, but finally gave birth to Ripley 8, a seemingly perfect blend of the two species. The Queen was their ultimate goal, however, and they wasted no time in forcing her to produce eggs and then sticking Purvis and the other poor saps Elgyn and his crew kidnapped before these eggs so they could be implanted with Chestbursters and birth a handful of new Xenomorphs. The Aliens are more monstrous and disgusting than ever, constantly dropping with goo, roaring, and skulking about in the darkest parts of the Auriga. Thanks to Dr. Gediman’s experiments, we get the best look at their intelligence so far, revealing they quickly learn not just to avoid danger but also to find unique solutions to captivity. While the Aliens still capture prey to be brought to their Queen, they also engage in wholesale slaughter, killing many of General Perez’s men and even Elgyn when he inexplicably wanders off. Although the Alien Queen is initially said to have pumped out eggs as before, Ripley’s DNA sees her adopt a far less efficient human reproductive system, birthing the monstrous Newborn that’s the inverse of Ripley. Grotesque, feral, and aggressive in its childlike demeanour, the Newborn is the perfect example of how Alien Resurrection takes what was once essential a sci-fi slasher film and turns it into a full-blown monster movie. The Aliens are also more unsettling than ever, often depicted in a sexual or desirable light, with Ripley 8 often feeling more kinship towards them than humans since the Aliens act only on animalistic instinct rather than being purposely immoral towards their own kind.

The Nitty-Gritty:
I feel like Alien Resurrection often gets a bad rap, potentially because it is very weird at times, and I’ve often had issues with this reputation as it’s much more in line with the action-packed nature of Aliens than the bleak, depressing tone of Alien³. Perhaps one explanation for this bad rap is that it is more akin to a monster movie and lacks the nuance seen in its predecessors, often being very explicit in its depiction of corrupt, amoral humans versus the purely instinctual Aliens and the sexualised nature of the Xenomorphs, especially in the way Dr. Gediman and Ripley 8 act when around them. One thing I will say, though, is that Alien Resurrection isn’t as clever as its predecessors. I never understood the logic behind wasting 200 years cloning Ripley just to get the Queen out of her rather than searching out other Xenomorph hives. There’s nothing to say the USM weren’t doing this as well, but they also don’t mention it and I’m baffled why they didn’t try to search the remains of LV-426 or the Sulaco. Furthermore, characters repeatedly make insanely stupid decisions, even by slasher movie standards: I don’t get why Elgyn wandered off like that or why Christie felt it necessary to cut himself free during the daring ladder climb when he had plenty of choices to save himself. It’s weird that Ripley 8 didn’t detect that Call was an android and that the Auriga’s security staff were so lax about checking the pirates for concealed weapons. All these elements have to happen, of course, for the film to take place and to give us “cool” scenes like Johner hanging upside down from a ladder and somehow missing Vriess and Christie with his painfully cartoonish bullets. This Special Edition version offers a few extended scenes, such as a bizarre opening sequence that I guess showcases man’s arrogance at the top of the food change, more emotional scenes where Ripley 8 is haunted by fragmented memories of Rebecca “Newt” Jorden (Carrie Henn), restructures and extends some scenes, and delivers a vastly different ending that implies some or all of the Earth has become an apocalyptic wasteland.

*The Aliens and body horror work best when brought to life using disturbing practical effects.*

Still, Alien resurrection retains the grimy, “lived-in” sci-fi aesthetic I love and most commonly associate with the franchise. Despite being a fully-funded USM facility, the Auriga seems to be on life support half the time, with the lighting system being secondary to the high-tech labs. A great gag, for me, was the malfunctioning doors that require both an access code and a breathalyser to open and General Perez’s little laser-powered whiskey machine, both examples of redundant technology given the context. The Aliens are a hybrid of the one seen in the first movie, sporting the same overly phallic domed head, and the drones of the sequel, attacking with their claws, tails, and little mouths but also being brought to life through CGI for the first time. While these effects often look cartoonish, they’re thankfully fleeting, and the film relies on Tom Woodruff Jr. in a suit for 90% of its Alien effects. We do get to see them swimming with an almost shark-like grace, spitting acid, and clambering up a ladder, though they mostly stick to the floor grates and lurking in the shadows. Elgyn and his crew sneak some fun weapons onto the Auriga, with Christie sporting two disposable wrist pistols, Johner hiding his gun in a thermos, and Vreiss cobbling together a shotgun from his wheelchair. Private DiStephano is also armed, though as you’d expect their weapons often do more harm than good, splattering them with the Alien’s acid (though, helpfully and oddly, not causing explosive decompression). Alien Resurrection is pretty horrific at times; the eggs ripple like never before, blood and viscera splatter against walls, and we get a brutal scene of Purvis shoving Dr. Wren’s head against his chest so the Chestburster can kill him! There are so many blood squibs and blood splatter that it’s like Paul Verhoeven directed the film! It’s both amazing and laughable at times, and the body horror displayed by Ripley’s failed clones and the disturbing Newborn are unsettling, to say the least. Alien Resurrection also sticks with traditional model shots, though I have to say the compositing effect isn’t as convincing as I’d expect for 1997. I don’t know if the filmmakers were consciously trying to replicate the B-movie-level sci-fi of the 1970s but it’s disappointingly at odds with the grotesque and impressive Alien suits and the grimy ship interiors.

*An incredibly gory finale sees Ripley 8’s human side prevail and her finally return home.*

So, after Christie and the others adamantly reject Call’s suggestion to blow up the Auriga to destroy the Xenomorph outbreak and group bring Purvis along to try and help him at a later date, the miss-matched survivors find their numbers dwindling after a disastrous swim through the flooded kitchens. With Call revealed to be an android, the group take control of Father to clear a path to the Betty, where Purvis dies, taking Dr. Wren with him. Unfortunately, Ripley 8 is abducted by a Xenomorph along the way and witnesses the birth of the Newborn, which brutally rejects the Alien Queen in favour of Ripley 8 who, though both captivated and horrified by its appearance, slips away as it’s munching on Dr. Gediman. Just as the Betty safely detaches from the Auriga and Ripley 8 makes a dramatic leap to safety, the Newborn follows, tearing Private DiStephano’s head off and toying with Call. When Ripley 8 goes to assist, she comforts the grotesque abomination rather than fighting it. Realising it just wants its mother’s affection, Ripley 8 embraces her “child” and surreptitiously uses her acidic blood to put a hole in one of the portholes in the Betty’s cargo bay. The decompression sees the squealing, disturbingly human monster sucked inside out into space and, in a moment that emphasises Ripley 8’s unsettling kinship to the creatures that have hounded her life, its “mother” can only tearfully watch on as the monster is pulverised in suitably visceral fashion. Since their pilots are dead and neither Vriess or Johner have any idea how to pilot the Betty, Ripley 8 takes the controls and guides the ship to a safe, if troubled landing while the Auriga collides with the Earth in a spectacular (and presumably devastating) explosion. In the theatrical version, Ripley 8 and the others celebrate and reflect from orbit, admiring the beauty of the world and wondering what’s next for them. In this Special Edition, they land in what appears the be the remains of Paris and again ruminate on their future, with Ripley 8 stating that she’s “a stranger” there. Both endings are surprisingly impactful in different ways; I love the idea that it took about 300 years and coming back from the dead for Ripley to finally make it back home, only for Earth to be as much of a “shithole” as Johner claims it to be. I also appreciated how quickly the Newborn established its dominance and the conflict Ripley 8 felt towards it. There’s a real sense that she’s torn between her two sides when faced with the abomination, with her humanity winning out only by the narrowest of margins.

The Summary:
My relationship with Alien Resurrection is pretty much the opposite of my opinion on Alien³. While I grew to appreciate Alien³’s bleak tone, I slowly came to see that Alien Resurrection is more of a loud monster movie than the nuance sci-fi horror I expect from this franchise. Yet, despite that, I still find a lot to enjoy from it and feel it’s unfairly judged at times. Ignoring the time, effort, and massive inconvenience of cloning Ripley rather than seeking out other Xenomorphs, bringing Ripley back as a clone was a decent way to return Sigourney Weaver to the franchise and I think the film does a good job of examining her new perspective on humanity and the Aliens. Barely aware of her former life and working on instincts inherited from both species, Ripley 8 is a thoroughly tragic and fascinating character who’s literally torn between two worlds. Humanity isn’t that different from the Xenomorphs at times and Alien Resurrection’s supporting cast goes a long way to reinforce that, surrounding Ripley 8 with disreputable, amoral characters who are technically worse than the Xenomorphs since the Aliens are basically mindless, ravenous animals. I did enjoy Alien Resurrection’s cast, though; there are some fun character actors here who do as much as they can with their limited screen time. I would’ve liked to see more from Michael Wincott and still think Christie could’ve lasted longer, and to this day keep forgetting about Private DiStephano until his head’s being torn off, but I quite liked Johner’s character arc, which parallels the distrustful Ripley 8 in a lot of ways. I’m still amazed that Winona Ryder’s even in this as it’s such an odd fit for her, but she captured the innocence, shame, and determination of her character well. I also enjoyed the deeper exploration of the Aliens and the complex depiction of the grotesque Newborn. Essentially a dark opposite of Ripley 8, the creature is even more horrifying to look at than Ripley’s failed clones and the disturbing nature of Ripley 8’s almost maternal relationship with it makes Alien Resurrection very unsettling. The franchise has always dabbled in sexual horror and gore, but Alien Resurrection takes it to the next level, throwing some fast-paced, loud action at the viewer and largely abandoning subtext, but that makes it a very enjoyable popcorn flick that I always enjoy revisiting since it’s probably my least watched of the original four movies.

My Rating:

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Mini Game Corner: Dissidia Final Fantasy NT (PlayStation 4)

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Released: 11 January 2018
Originally Released: 26 November 2015
Developer: Team Ninja
Also Available For: Arcade, PC, and PlayStation 5

A Brief Background:
With over seventeen mainline games, the Final Fantasy franchise has been a staple of the role-playing genre since its 1987 debut, popularising and largely defining role-playing games (RPGs) for generations of players. Not only has the franchise dabbled in more action/adventure mechanics, the Final Fantasy series has also produced a wide array of spin-off titles, including real-time strategies, mini games, and their characters featured in obscure polygonal fighter Ehrgeiz: God Bless the Ring (DreamFactory, 1998). In 2008, to celebrate the 20^th anniversary of the franchise, Square Enix officially brought Final Fantasy into the fighting genre with Dissidia Final Fantasy, an RPG-inspired action fighter that gathered the franchise’s most recognisable heroes and villains and became a critical and commercial success for Sony’s oft-forgotten handheld, the PlayStation Portable (PSP). This release was expanded upon three years later with the release of Dissidia 012 Final Fantasy, a combination prequel, sequel, and enhanced version of the original game. Reviews largely praised the expanded mechanics and additional fan service, and it was later followed by a three-on-three arcade spin-off. Developed by Team Ninja and including characters from the franchise’s latest releases. Dissidia NT’s arcade success led to an enhanced home console port, one that included all previous fighters and was equally praised, despite its chaotic combat.

My Progression:
I had a great time playing the two Dissidia games back when I had a PSP so I jumped at the chance to experience this high-definition version of the game. While far removed from the traditional turn-based gameplay of the series (and even its more modern, action-orientated slant), the Dissidia series has always been a great tribute to the franchise, bringing together some of its more iconic characters and locations in a suitably convoluted battle between the forces of good and evil. Dissidia NT is similar in this respect, featuring champions of light and dark battling for cosmic entities Materia and Spiritus and retaining some of the same gameplay mechanics, but with a very different presentation. The most noticeable difference is that the game is a three-on-three fighter, which immediately brings it down a notch in my eyes. I’ve never liked this sub-genre of fighting games and it really annoys me how many titles have succumbed to this formula. In Dissidia NT, it seems to have been implemented towards online play; you’re supposed to battle online with and against friends, earning clout and points and such and communicating using text/chat features. However, single player components are present, though there’s no way to have a simple one-on-one experience as in the previous games. This impacts the game’s mechanics and difficulty, especially as arenas are large and occasionally troublesome to navigate. You must beat each member of the opposing team (or destroy their “core” in what’s essentially a capture the flag mode) to achieve victory. You do this by targeting either an opponent or their team’s core with L2 or R2, dashing towards them by holding R1 (which lasts as long as your stamina bar), and attacking with either Circle, Square, or Triangle in conjunction with movements of the left stick. Circle unleashes one of three “Bravery” attacks that deplete your foe’s Bravery points and will eventually “break” them, which is your time to strike with Square. Square attacks deplete your opponent’s Health Point (HP) and you can hold Circle or Square to charge these and make your attacks more powerful, but you can only have one HP attack equipped at a time. Triangle gives you access to your two “EX Skills”, which provides buffs to you and your teammates or lays traps for your foes.

*Engage in chaotic battles against some of* Final Fantasy‘s most iconic characters.

You also have a few defensive options. L1 lets you guard, side step, and parry attacks, you can jump (and double jump) with X, and run up trees and walls. You can use Circle to revive a teammate if you’re fast enough, refill HP and boost Bravery with certain EX Skills, perform “cancels” and air and ground recoveries, and attack “Summon” stones to build a meter. Once full, you’ll unleash a Summon, a powerful creature from Final Fantasy lore that impacts the entire battlefield, unleashing powerful attacks, obscuring the screen, draining Bravery, and applying other buffs. Your enemies can do the same, but it’s often not too difficult to stay out of the Summon’s attack range. What is difficult, though, is chasing down and attacking your foes. The camera swings around wildly, you must often hop up obstacles, and your opponent’s either dash away at high speed, seem to fly or hover above you indefinitely, and you’ll get blasted from behind and all angles without warning. Every battle is contested within a time limit, which adds to the pressure, and carries a difficulty rating ranging from Bronze to Gold and above. Winning harder battles awards more Gil to spend in the shop, more experience points to level-up and become stronger, and other treasures (usually player icons and chat messages but also character skins). Each character has a “type”, such as “Assassin” or “Marksman”, and favours certain attacks. Rinoa Heartilly, for example, attacks with her canine companion, Kefka Palazzo favours ranged magic attacks, and Shantotto is small and agile. Many characters utilise swords or blades, but even then their attacks and styles are vastly different: Cloud Strife, for example, attacks slower than Zidane Tribal, while Squall Leonhart utilises explosive sword swings and the Warrior of Light attacks with a more traditional sword and shield. As you level-up, your characters learn new attacks, adding ranged or close quarters abilities to their repertoire, as well as making them tougher and faster. Unfortunately, battles quickly become a noisy mess of visuals, notifications, and distractions. I found a decent rhythm targeting one enemy, dealing damage, and then switching to another and cycling between them, attacking cores as needed, and even then I’d be battered about like a ragdoll from offscreen attacks and unexpected Summons.

*You’ll need to grind for hours in repetitive battles just to unlock the Story Mode’s cutscenes!*

Dissidia NT comes with a comprehensive tutorial in which a helpful Moogle walks you through every aspect of the game and you can also review attacks and stats from the pause menu and before each battle. Summons are gifted seemingly at random and can be picked before a battle; you can customise your player card and profile; and you can purchase music, icons, and various bits and pieces from the shop. The game does boast a story mode but it’s sadly a massive step back compared to the last two games, which were very story driven and mixed up different characters in fun ways in seemingly never-ending battles against “puppet” copies of the cast. In Dissidia NT, story mode is handicapped by the “memoria” system. You can only earn memoria by levelling-up, so you must participate in numerous online or offline battles to gain levels and progress in the story mode. Looking at the story map in this mode, there are at least thirty “nodes” to unlock, so you’ll need to level-up at least that much to experience it, and many of these nodes simply unlock nonsensical cutscenes where the characters wander about and ruminate on their cycle of conflict. When you finally unlock a “Battle Trial”, you’ll have to pick from three pre-set characters to fight and will unlock this for the “Gauntlet” mode. This is where you’ll ~~waste~~ spend most of your time winning successive battles to gain levels and treasures, basically meaning you need to grind away for hours just to unlock a cutscene and see the Onion Knight (why he’s not called Luneth is beyond me) striking out with the likes of Y’shtola Rhul. This is extremely tiresome and killed my excitement for the game; I just wanted to blast through the story mode, expecting it to be a chapter-based affair told from the perspective of the heroes and villains. Instead, I was forced to grind away in tiresome battles to level-up, only to limp my way towards two story-based battles where I couldn’t even play as my go-to characters, Cloud and Leon.

Continue?
I was so disappointed to find that Dissidia NT is geared more towards online play and monotonous grinding than providing a compelling fighting experience. It’s doubly disappointing after completing the first two games and expecting more of the same, only to be met by a chaotic three-on-three brawler that restricts you with its arcade sensibilities. The game is a mess of tutorials, messages, mechanics, and instructions, with your allies and Moogle helper constantly banging on. Battlefields become difficult to navigate thanks to obstacles, destructible elements, and being far too big at times. It makes sense given the expanded roster but it makes it very difficult to chase after your target when your stamina drains so quickly and they just stay up in the air for ages. It’s a shame as the game does look great, characters are all represented faithfully, sporting unique EX Skill animations (Zidane and Kuja enter “Trance”, Cloud and Sephiroth have “Limit Breaks”, etc) and skins (Jecht goes shirtless, Cloud sports his Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children (Nomua, 2005) attire, and Cloud of Darkness takes a more monstrous form), and fun characterisations (Shantotto is always rhyming, Kefka is bat-shit crazy, Squall relies on his internal monologue, and Noctis Lucis Caelum is perpetually confused). The game’s arenas and music are pulled from each of the mainline titles but, this time, even Final Fantasy Tactics (Square, 1997) and Final Fantasy Type-O (Square Enix 1st Production Department, 2011) are represented. You’ll battle in the plains of Cornelia, the purple throne room of Pandaemonium, within the crystalline Interdimensional Rift, on the streets of Midgar, and outside the Royal City of Rabanastre, amongst others. Some stages have destructible or interactable elements; others have little Easter Eggs in the background. Each battle is preceded with some banter between the two teams and ends with either a victory pose (and the traditional fanfare) or your crushing defeat. Rewards are bestowed even in defeat and you’ll unlock new characters and Summons as your progress (or part with your hard-earned cash).

*Bigger battles and customisation options are available…if you put in the time or money.*

Looking ahead, it seems there are fifty-seven panels to unlock in Story Mode, with most of them being cutscenes. Despite Spiritus being prominent to the story, clashing with Materia and desiring the same level of the destruction as the demonic Chaos, he’s not fought in this mode. Instead, your final battle is against the ancient dragon god Shinryu, a gigantic creature that sports two intimidating forms. You’ll also take part in battles against the game’s Summons, meaning your team will go head-to-head with the likes of Bahamut, Ifrit, and Shiva, which all looks thrilling, but I can’t see myself bothering to grind up the nearly sixty levels to unlock all these battles. While some characters are unlockable, Materia and Spiritus aren’t among them and you must part with your real-world money to add to the roster (though, again, there’s little incentive as the game’s so shallow and repetitive). I’m sure the online and multiplayer functions are fun, but I wasn’t impressed enough by the single player modes to test them out. There are also fifty-six Trophies to unlock here, granting you rewards for spending memoria, claiming treasure, completing Story Trials, and winning ranked matches. Unfortunately, as good as the game looks and as smooth as most of the gameplay is, Dissidia NT just doesn’t live up to the standards of its predecessors. There was a real opportunity here to present the gameplay of the portable games in a high-def, arcade-style, all-action brawler. Throw in three-on-three battles as a side mechanic, if you must, but focus on one-on-one gameplay as a priority. Similarly, I get wanting to be an online experience but…is it really too much to ask for a simple ten to twelve-fight tournament mode? Fighting games have been doing that since at least 1991 and I don’t think it’s too much to ask to have that thrown in here. Hell, the developers could’ve made things easier for themselves by just using basic cutscenes for intros and endings rather than the middling, muddled up cinematics you work so hard to unlock here.

But maybe I’m missing the point. Maybe Dissidia NT is a thrilling online experience. Perhaps the battles get easier and more enjoyable once you’re gotten past Level 20. Maybe the Summon battles are worth all that effort. Perhaps you enjoyed the three-on-three experience? If that’s the case, let me know in the comments and go check out my other Final Fantasy content.

Movie Night: Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children Complete

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Released: March 2009
Originally Released: 14 September 2005
Director: Tetsuya Nomura
Distributor: Square Enix Holdings
Budget: Unknown (potentially up to $100 million)
Stars: Steve Burton, Rachael Leigh Cook, Steve Staley, Fred Tatasciore, Dave Wittenberg, Wally Wingert, and George Newbern

The Plot:
Two years after Final Fantasy VII (Square, 1997), Cloud Strife (Burton) exiles himself to avoid spreading the Geostigma disease he and many children are suffering after Sephiroth (Newburn) contaminated the Planet’s core. However, when three Remnants of Sephiroth – Kadaj (Staley), Loz (Tatasciore), and Yazoo (Wittenberg) – kidnap the diseased children to resurrect Sephiroth, Cloud reunites with his friends to defend the world once more.

The Background:
After decades of being largely exclusive to Nintendo’s 8-bit and 16-bit titles, the genre-defining Final Fantasy franchise was given new life when developer square shifted focus to the PlayStation with the award winning, incredible success that was Final Fantasy VII. This success eventually led to a whole host of spin-off media that didn’t just include new games, but Square’s second crack at a feature-length CGI movie following Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (Sakaguchi, 2001), a critical and commercial disaster that nearly bankrupted Square. Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children began as a short film by Visual Works, the company behind Square’s CGI cutscenes, designed to pitch a new game. Instead, Final Fantasy VII character designer Tetsuya Nomura joined the team and helped them develop the concept into a feature-length film, one that would focus primarily on Cloud Strife and Tifa Lockhart. While motion capture technology helped map out the character’s movements, the team struggled to bring the more complex action sequences to life and many characters were redesigned to make the animator’s lives easier. Accompanied by an anime tie-in and selling over 700,000 copies in Japan in its first three weeks, Advent Children garnered mixed reviews. While some praised the animation and action scenes, the confusing plot and reliance of audience familiarity with Final Fantasy VII turned many mainstream reviewers off. Regardless, the film was enhanced and extended for its Blu-ray release with this “Complete” edition, which was specially screened in Japan, increased the violence, and was largely received more positively upon release.

The Review:
If you’re a newcomer to Final Fantasy VII or it’s been a while since you played the game, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children Complete has you covered in more ways than one. If you want a more comprehensive catchup on the events leading up to the film, there’s a “reminiscence” included in the special features that includes key cutscenes from the videogame. This edition also includes an expanded reminiscence for the entire Compilation of Final Fantasy VII which, while lengthy in its own right, is a fun way to relive the videogame without pouring fifty-odd hours of your life into it. Beyond that, the movie includes an opening narration from Marlene Wallace (Grace Rolek) that summarises the videogame from a child’s perspective, greatly truncating events but quickly setting the tone for what’s to come. For the better part of forty years, the Shinra Electric Power Company sucked Mako energy from the lifestream of the Planet, using it to power the vast cities and equip their lite fighting force, SOLDIER, with the best weapons and technology. SOLDIERs were genetically enhanced super soldiers infused with cells from Jenova, an alien lifeform that fell to the Planet on a meteor many years ago. When he found out about his true origin, Sephiroth (Shinra’s elite SOLDIER) went mad and tried to destroy the world, though he was ultimately thwarted by Cloud, a confused Mako-infused mercenary, and AVALANCHE, an anti-Shinra group who regularly destroyed their Mako Reactors. Many lives were lost in the battle, which reduce the Midgar slums to ruins and saw Cloud’s love, Aerith Gainsborough (Grace Rolek) murdered by Sephiroth, but the group eventually stopped him at the Northern Crater, with the very Planet itself helping to repel the massive meteor summoned by Sephiroth. Unfortunately, though his body was destroyed, remnants of Sephiroth’s consciousness and poisonous influence seemed into the lifestream, afflicting many inhabitants of Edge, a city built on the outskirts of Midgar’s ruins and which contains a gigantic monument to the lives lost during “Meteorfall”. Cloud’s ally and love interest, Tifa Lockhart (Cook), owns a bar and delivery service in the city and cares for various orphans, including young Denzel (Benjamin Bryan), as well as looking after Marlene while her father, passionate ecowarrior Barret (Beau Billingslea), travels to find alternatives to Mako energy.

*Burdened by guilt, Cloud isolates himself to protect others but is soon dawn back into the fight.*

The Geostigma disease afflicts many of Edge’s children, appearing as an unsightly blemish on the skin and causing nausea, vomiting, and a violent death. Since there’s no known cure, those afflicted are shunned and the citizens live in fear of contracting the disease, which has also manifested in Cloud. Accordingly, the troubled mercenary has isolated himself in the wastelands outside Edge and taken shelter in the dilapidated church where Aerith once tended to her flowers. Fearing he’s ad anger to those around him and unfit to help others, Cloud continues to be wracked with guilt for failing to save both Aerith and his best friend, Zack Fair (Rick Gomez), an elite SOLDIER who died saving Cloud and who’s memories and abilities Cloud inherited. Though conflicted and dejected, Cloud continues to carry his cell phone, listening to but ignoring the many calls he receives from the worried Tifa and his former allies, who continue to try and reach him despite his best efforts. It’s while brooding in the wastelands that Cloud is attacked by the three Remnants of Sephiroth and driven to begrudgingly take up Reno’s (Quinton Flynn) offer for work. Since Reno and his hulking partner Rude (Crispin Freeman) are Turks, Shinra’s special forces, Cloud’s naturally wary of him and, when he discovers Shina president Rufus Shinra (Wingert) inexplicably survived being caught in a massive explosion, Cloud’s ready to walk away from Shinra’s representatives. However, intrigued by Kadaj demanding to know the location of his “mother” and bothered by the notion that the Remnants are seeking to resurrect Sephiroth, Cloud reluctantly becomes embroiled in the investigation, though he strictly acts alone. Thanks to Rufus, Cloud heads to the Forgotten City to rescue the infected children, only to find the Remnants have brainwashed the kids into mindless puppets. Saved by his even dark and more stoic gothic ally, Vincent Valentine (Steve Blum), Cloud discusses and ruminates on his disposition. Constantly distracted by memories and messages from Zack and Aerith, who’s face is always hidden from his eyes, Cloud struggles to let go of his guilt and move on from his past. Seeing Vincent as a dark mirror of himself, Cloud resolves to try and atone for his sins, gaining new strength from his friends and his those he cares for. With this, Cloud’s already formidable superhuman abilities only increase, allowing him to defy physics and pull of his more powerful Limit Breaks, all with the aid of his fancy (if impractical) Fusion Sword, which separates into pieces and easily allows him to fend of multiple enemies at once.

*With the exception of Tifa and Vincent, Cloud’s other allies are relegated to glorified cameos.*

Stubborn, melancholy loner that he is, Cloud leaves the beautiful Tifa behind at Seventh Heaven and shuns his responsibilities as her point man and his relationship with her. Despite this, Tifa continues to care for and pine for him, keeping the businesses ticking over in his absence and promising Marlene that they’ll give him a “lecture” when he inevitably shows up. Realising that Cloud’s sick, Tifa’ hurt that he chose isolation rather than asking for help but gives him a stern talking to once they reunite, chastising him for “dilly-dallying” and outright demanding that he choose between a “memory [and] us”. While she’s no super soldier, Tifa is an incredible formidable fighter; she goes toe-to-toe with Loz, matching his brutish power and augmented speed, and instinctively leaps to Marlene’s defence whenever she’s in danger. Advent Children is largely an exploration of Cloud and Tifa’s relationship, meaning the other members of AVALANCHE are largely sidelined. Barret, Cait Sith (Greg Ellis), Cid Highwind (Chris Edgerly), Yuffie Kisaragi (Christy Carlson Romano), and Red XIII/Nanaki (Liam O’Brien) are all absent the battle with Bahamut SIN, meaning only Vincent gets significant screen time. Sporting supernatural abilities and whisking Cloud to safety with his ragged cloak, Vincent gives Cloud a lot of intel on the Remnants and their plot but initially refuses to get involved since he’s also burdened by his past sins. Unlike Cloud, Vincent doesn’t even have a phone and is a true loner, though he’s inspired by Cloud’s conviction to aid in battling Bahamut SIN. This fight sees Cloud reunite with all his allies and all of them get in on the action, giving him the physical and motivational boost to take down the rampaging Summon and allowing him to draw additional strength from their support. While they’re all ready to help Cloud in his subsequent battle with Kadaj and the reborn Sephiroth, Tifa orders them to stand down so Cloud can literally and figuratively exorcise his demons.

*Enemies become allies in the face of a larger threat and help protect Edge’s infected children.*

Having nearly caused worldwide destruction, the critically injured Rufus Shinra resolves to make amends for his past misdeeds and the selfish actions of his company. Thus, Rufus dispatches his Turks – Elena (Bettina Bush), Tseng (Ryun Yu), Reno, and Rude – to investigate the Northern Crater, only for them to be attacked by the remnants. Thanks to Vincent’s timely intervention, Elena and Tseng were spared death and, at Rufus’s insistence, Reno and Rude actively aid Cloud and his allies. Naturally suspicious of the three, Cloud initially gives them the brush off but Reno and Rude continue to aid him whether he likes it or not. Though largely portrayed as comic relief, Reno and Rude are determined to atone for their past and even take on the Remnants (despite being severely outmatched) and seemingly ready to sacrifice themselves to both aid Cloud and try to defeat the three Remnants. When faced with Kadaj, who demands to be handed Jenova’s remains, Rufus remains impassive and defiant, using the opportunity to learn more about the Remnants and hiding both the extent of his injuries and the fact that possesses the calamity’s head. Cloud and the others come to respect Reno and Rude and bury the hatchet with their former adversaries, especially after the two both try to help take down Bahamut SIN and actively save lives during the beast’s attack. In the two years since the end of Final Fantasy VII, Cloud has become a reluctant father figure to both Marlene and Denzel and a figure of inspiration to Edge’s orphans. While this makes him uncomfortable since he doesn’t feel he’s strong or capable enough to protect the children, they constantly pine for his return and have an unwavering belief in him. Though a new character whose background is further explored in the On the Way to a Smile – Episode: Denzel short (Ishihara, 2009), we learn that Denzel was orphaned when the Sector 7 plate crushed the Slums and stumped upon Aerith’s church in a bad way. Afflicted with Geostigma and increasing worn down by his condition, Denzel willing goes along with the other children when the Remnants promise to cure them, only to become another mindless puppet thanks to Kadaj’s corrupted water. It’s only when his maternal figure, Tifa, is injured during Bahamut SIN’s attack and Cloud arrives to save the day that Denzel snaps out of his malaise. Reinvigorated by his hero’s return, Denzel takes a page out of Cloud’s book to save others from the Remnant’s Shadow Creepers.

*The unstable Remnants desperately seek to resurrect Sephiroth so he can continue his plot.*

Birthed at the Northern Crater and appearing as manifestations of Sephiroth’s personality and spirit, the Remnants are like angry, defiant teenagers lashing out at a world they feel has mistreated them. Though similar and largely interchangeable, they are separated by some unique characteristics: Kadaj is the composed eloquent leader and wields a doubled-blade sword, Loz is the child-like brute whose punches and speed are augmented by a wrist gauntlet, and Yazoo…well, Yazoo largely disappears for me since he gets the least screentime and only stands out because he carries a gunblade and regularly mocks Loz for “crying”. While all three are passionate and emotionally unstable individuals, Loz is the most erratic of the three, desperate to be reunited with his mother and descending into anger or tears whenever he feels he’s let her down or been denied her. Seeing Cloud as their older “brother”, the Remnants mindlessly target him, Rufus, and anything remotely related to Shinra in a bid to retrieve Jenova’s head and complete their metamorphosis into Sephiroth. The Remnants summon Shadow Creepers to act as their minions and have no hesitation in using children as human shields to gain leverage. When they steal Cloud’s cache of Materia, Kadaj gleefully Summons Bahamut SIN to ravage the Meteorfall monument and attack the citizens to cause chaos and uncover Jenova’s remains. At times, Kadaj relates his despair at being a mere puppet, one with no true purpose other than to facilitate Sephiroth’s resurrection, yet he remains nonetheless determined to do this, mirroring Sephiroth’s anger at the world and his desire to destroy everything. Though he doesn’t fully appear until the climatic finale, Sephiroth looms over Advent Children Complete like a dark shadow. People are only sick because of him, much of Cloud’s guilt is because of Sephiroth, and the Remnants only exist to bring Sephiroth back. Once he does return, Sephiroth wastes no time in renewing his rivalry with Cloud, relishing the battle and taunting his foe, and using his vast powers to shroud the world in darkness, presumably in preparation for another meteor. Sprouting a single black wing and wielding the lengthy Masamune Blade, Sephiroth is effectively untouchable and attacks with a superhuman vigour, savouring his resurrection and the chance to torture Cloud both physically and mentally.

The Nitty-Gritty:
Guilt is a major theme in Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children Complete. Despite being powerless to help Zack, Cloud carries tremendous guilt about his death and struggles to live up to his promise of being the SOLDIER’s “living legacy”. Despite Zack spirit encouraging him and guiding him (both as a human and as a wolf), Cloud cannot let do of his insecurities, which are only exacerbated by him having indirectly caused Aerith’s death. Similarly, Aerith doesn’t blame or judge Cloud for this and only encourages him to move on and fight harder, but uncertainty weighs heavily on Cloud’s troubled mind and causes him to distance himself from his allies. This is best evidenced in Cloud abandoning Zack’s Buster Sword and leaving it to rust at the spot where his friend died, almost as if the weight of carrying Zack’s legacy was too much for him to carry, and isolating himself from his friends. Eventually, Cloud resolves to at least try and atone for his sins and returns to the fight, emboldening his allies and drawing strength from them in turn. The need to atone is another strong theme here, with Rufus trying to pay penance for Shinra’s part in ravaging the world and Vincent so troubled by his past that he’s even more isolated than Cloud. This need to atone sees Cloud and his friends set aside their differences with Shinra against a common foe and to try and rebuild their world for the better, all of them having been humbled at how close to complete annihilation they came. Unlike Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within, Advent Children is so intrinsically linked to its source material that it may alienate newcomers. Anyone who’s played the game should be delighted to see almost everyone return and many of them pulling off their signature Limit Breaks during the film’s exhilarating fight scenes. It certainly adds to the emotional weight of the film to see Midgar in utter ruins after the events of the game and to see the survivors struggling with the fallout of Sephiroth’s defeat, and I loved seeing AVALANCHE given more personality through voice acting, even if some of my favourites (Barret and Cid) were sidelined. The film’s bolstered by remixes of Nobuo Uematsu’s iconic tunes, with new versions of “Fight On!” and “Jenova” punctuating the action and easily my favourite version of “One-Wing Angel”, a hard rock remix that really adds to the emotional gravitas of the final battle.

*The impressive and detailed CGI delivers some brutal and breathtaking action scenes.*

As impressive as the photorealistic CGI was in Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within, it’s not only much better here but strengthened since it brings these beloved characters to life. Cloud greatly benefits from this effort, sporting a brooding, dark redesign that mirrors his conflicting demeanour. Riding a bad-ass new motorcycle and wielding an unnecessarily complex sword, Cloud’s insecurities and guilt are as perfectly portrayed as his superhuman abilities. Similarly, Tifa has never looked better than here; not only is she gorgeous, she moves with a fluid, powerful grace that recreates her martial arts skill in stunning detail. Vincent also makes a hell of an impression with his flowing cape, numerous buckles, and gothic demeanour. I loved Barret’s redesigned gun arm and the detail in Red XII, despite him having the least screen time. The level of detail in the locations is equally stunning, with the game’s pre-rendered backgrounds being brought to life with an impressive attention to detail. We see recognisable locations, such as Aerith’s church and the plate that hung over the Slums, and the finale takes place entirely around and on the remains of a Mako Reactor and the Mako Cannon. The film goes to great lengths to recreate the more bizarre gameplay elements of the Final Fantasy VII in a way that makes some sense. Limit Breaks are largely shown to be physical attributes, though Barret does charge energy through his gun arm and Cloud gains an ethereal aura when he powers up. Everyone defies gravity and endures tremendous punishment, surviving brutal wounds and cutting through the air with ease. This results in some spectacular fights, such as Tifa and Loz beating the hell out of each other in Aerith’s church, a high-speed motorcycle chase down the ruined highways and, of course, the devastating battle against Bahamut SIN. Though more closely resembling the Final Fantasy X’s (Square Product Development Division 1, 2001) version of Bahamut, this creature is an immense, aggressive, biomechanical monstrosity that devours civilians and obliterates everything in sight with Petaflare (10005⁵). Though the team throws everything they have at it, their attacks barely scratch Bahamut SIN’s hide and it takes Cloud’s Climhazzard attack (strengthened by his friend’s support) to finally destroy the creature. While we’re sadly denied seeing the rest of Yuffie’s armful of Materia in action, Kadaj regularly summons Shadow Creepers and the remnants exhibit magical abilities as they fight, with Loz moving at superhuman speed and the characters deflecting bullets with ease.

*Cloud defeats Sephiroth, literally and figuratively exorcising his demons and curing Geostigma.*

After Bahamut SIN is destroyed, Kadaj retrieves Jenova’s head from Rufus and makes a run for it. Yazoo and Loz are seemingly killed thanks to Reno and Rude and Cloud desperately battles Kadaj on the remains of the Mako Cannon, only for the Remnant to merge with Jenova’s head and Sephiroth to be reborn. Sprouting his black wing and flying through the air, Sephiroth attacks Cloud with a cold, clinical aggression, taunting him at every turn and mocking both his attachments to his friends and his fractured memories. Though he holds his own, Cloud’s noticeably overwhelmed by his rival, who slashes him to ribbons with a version of Octoslash and once again impales Cloud on his impossibly long sword to torture him. Weakened from blood loss and stunned by Sephiroth’s plot to eradicate all life on the Planet and use it as a vessel to travel to a new world, Cloud’s encouraged by Zack’s spirit and flies at his foe, determined to protect the ones he loves at any cost. In this version of the film, that translates into an all-new version of Omnislash, which sees Cloud fly at Sephiroth with each of his blades before delivering the final blow. Though defeated, Sephiroth vows to “never be a memory” and dissipates, leaving only the exhausted Kadaj, who reconciles with Cloud before rejoining the lifestream. Though victorious, Cloud is mortally wounded by the persistent Yazoo and Loz before that also disappear, though thankfully his life is saved when his friends bring him to Aerith’s church. With Sephiroth and the Remnants gone, Aerith’s spirit conjures a healing rain that cures everyone of their Geostigma and restores Cloud to full health. Surrounded by grateful children and his friends, Cloud spots Aerith and Zack’s spirits as they bid him a final farewell and he realises that he’s not alone, seemingly ready to let go of his guilt and embrace the present rather than dwelling on the past. This is further reinforce din a post-credits scene, which shows the restored Buster Sword how sitting in the flower patch in Aerith’s church.

The Summary:
I was really ass-backwards with Final Fantasy VII. I watched this movie first, a year or so before I got to play the game and have to confess that I had a lot of questions as a result. The film does a decent job of getting audiences up to date and is clearly aimed at fans of the videogame, but it can be a bit overwhelming for those who haven’t played Final Fantasy VII (either ever or for a while). Still, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children is an exhilarating and impressive visual rollercoaster, one that holds up incredibly well today and set a new standard for Final Fantasy’s cutscenes and action-orientated battles. While it can get a bit deep with Cloud’s existential crisis and exploring his feelings of guilt and self-doubt, the film never fails to visually impress, and the battle sequences are a real highlight. I love how it translated the Limit Breaks and physical attributes of its characters to the screen, staying faithful to the source material but still keeping things largely grounded so the more elaborate and supernatural elements (such as the Shadow Creepers and Bahamut SIN) make a greater impact. While it’s disappointing that the supporting characters are relegated to glorified cameos, I liked the development of Cloud’s relationship with Rufus, Reno, and Rudo, the depiction of Cloud drawing strength from his friend’s encouragement was spot on, and the emphasis on Cloud’s relationship with Tifa explored his character in interesting ways. Cloud’s a guy whose entire life turned out to be a lie and he’s been wrestling with his identity for years, so it’s gratifying to see him realise he has so much to fight for and throw his all into opposing Sephiroth. This climactic fight, with its infection hard rock remix of “One-Wing Angel” and brutal, intense action, steals the show even from the battle with Bahamut SIN. It’s amazing seeing these two heated rivals clash with such detail, brutality, and grace and this battle alone clearly informed the more modern, action-orientate gameplay seen in the Final fantasy games (to say nothing of its all-action spin-offs). While every version of Advent Children is a blast, Advent Children Complete is the best way to watch the film with its extended scenes and improved visuals. Overall, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children Complete is the Final Fantasy movie series fans deserved, being both a loving homage to the source material and a worthy follow-up to perhaps the greatest game in the franchise.

My Rating:

Fantastic

Did you enjoy Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children Complete? What did you think to the additions made to this version? Were you disappointed that some of the supporting cast got less screentime? What did you think to Cloud’s character arc and the guilt that weighed so heavily on him? Were you impressed by the CGI and the high-octane battles? What did you think to the remnants and the final battle with Sephiroth? Which Final Fantasy game would you like to see get a sequel or adaptation like this? Leave your comments down below, go support me on Ko-Fi, and check out my other Final Fantasy content.

Game Corner: Marvel: Ultimate Alliance 3: The Black Order (Nintendo Switch)

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Released: 19 July 2019
Developer: Team Ninja

The Background:
For decades, few videogame publishers were as synonymous with Marvel Comics as Activision, who produced adaptations Marvel’s most popular properties. While some were better than others, Activision’s efforts were largely praised, especially after they partnered with Raven Software on the X-Men Legends games (2004; 2005). Activision and Raven Software expanded their scope to the rest of the Marvel universe with Marvel: Ultimate Alliance (2006), a largely successful team-based brawer praised for improving upon its predecessors. Though now delisted, it was followed by a sequel three years later, courtesy of Vicarious Visions, which tweaked the gameplay with team-based attacks to encourage experimentation. Though Marvel: Ultimate Alliance 2 (2009) was praised for its branching storyline, the stripped down roleplaying mechanics were criticised. While it was also delisted in 2020, fans were clamouring for a follow-up and, just ten years later, Team Ninja stepped in to work alongside Marvel in reviving the franchise. Seeking to place additional emphasis on combat, the developers explored the cosmic scope of the Marvel universe by including the Infinity Stones and lesser-known characters and chose to make the title a Nintendo Switch exclusive after developing a close relationship with Nintendo. Although Marvel: Ultimate Alliance 3: The Black Order was the sixth best-selling game in its first week and was later bolstered by extensive downloadable content (DLC), it was met with mixed reviews that praised the colourful action but criticised its lack of innovation.

The Plot:
While battling Nebula and Ronan the Accuser, the Guardians of the Galaxy stumble upon a plot by the mad titan, Thanos, to collect the six Infinity Stones. Although they scatter the Stones, Thanos’s acolytes, the Black Order, pursue the gems, prompting an alliance of Earth’s mightiest heroes to retrieve them first.

Gameplay and Power-Ups:
Like its predecessors, Marvel: Ultimate Alliance 3: The Black Order is a team-based action role-playing game in which players assemble a squad of four heroes from across the Marvel universe to battle various nefarious baddies, primarily the titular Black Order, who are hunting the six all-powerful Infinity Stones on behalf of their master, Thanos. The game offers five save slots, two initial difficulty levels, and a base roster of thirty-six playable characters, with many being encountered as you play through the story and joining your alliance either after fighting alongside you or being freed from some kind of mind control. Marvel: Ultimate Alliance 3 offers three controller configurations, thankfully none of which involve motion controls, and allows you to toggle overlays, notifications, tips, and other onscreen elements from the “Settings” menu. These include altering the camera placement, which enables a lock-on feature by pressing in the right stick, though the camera generally remains more focused on whichever character you’re controlling rather than offering a bird’s eye view as in the last two games. Although you can fight alongside friends either locally or online, you switch between your teammates with the directional pad (D-pad) when playing alone and your computer-controlled partners are very useful in a fight, attacking, enabling team attacks, and reviving defeated characters without any input from you. Pressing A sees you interact with the environment to activate consoles, pick up or move certain objects, and talk to other characters. You jump with B, executing a double jump, swinging from webs, or flying depending on which character you’re playing as, and throw light attacks with X and heavy attacks with Y. These can be strung together to perform basic combos and you can also perform a mid-air attack and throw objects (like bombs and missiles) by pressing Y. You block incoming attacks by holding the Z trigger and tap it to dodge, and collect glowing red orbs from defeated enemies or smashed crates to restore health, blue orbs to refill your Energy Point (EP) gauge, and credits to spend on upgrades.

*Combat is thick, fast, chaotic, and constant thanks to loads of enemies and character abilities.*

As in the last two games, each character has specific abilities tied to their superpowers or superhero traits. You activate these by holding the Right trigger and selecting an icon using the D-pad; using Abilities drains your EP, however, and each Ability comes with a different cost. However, these attacks allow you to stun, stagger or deal elemental damage to enemies using Peter Parker/Spider-Man’s webs, Thor Odinson’s lightning, and Doctor Robert Bruce Banner/The Hulk’s incredible strength. Many characters have projectile attacks in their arsenal, such as Wade Wilson/Deadpool firing guns and Scott “Slim” Summers/Cyclops blasting his eye beams, while others cause splash damage or specific buffs, like Piotr Rasputin/Colossus being able to reflect projectiles and Wanda Maximoff/The Scarlet Witch healing her allies. Some, like James “Logan” Howlett/Wolverine, have passive abilities that allow them to automatically regenerate health as they walk around; others, like Johnny Blaze/Ghost Rider and Ororo Munroe/Storm, specifically deal in elemental damage. Character’s Abilities can also be mixed and matched by holding ZR and pressing one of the face buttons (or pressing A when prompted); this sees two characters attack in a combo for additional damage. As you dish out and take damage, you’ll also build the Extreme (EX) Gauge). Once full, you can press L and R up to three times to have two to four of your teammates perform a devastating combination attack that’s great against bosses. While the various cannon fodder you fight are easily dispatched, larger commanders and bosses need their “stun” meter drained before you can really put a beating on them and others (and certain treasure chests) require specific combination attacks to breach their shields. Defeating enemies sees your characters gain experience points (XP) to level-up, increasing their statistics (attack, defence, etc), though you can also use the various Orbs you find to manually level-up. Each character’s special Abilities can also be further enhanced using Ability Orbs and credits, reducing the EP cost and increasing their damage, among other benefits. You can also earn “Team Bonuses” depending on your team selection: pick a group of X-Men, for example, and your strength or resistance stat will increase, while picking characters of royalty ups your maximum energy stat.

*Search for chests to gain currency and other expendables to upgrade and buff your alliance.*

Although you can’t equip gear to your characters, the boss battle against the Destroyer armour sees you temporarily empowered by Asgardian magic and you can eventually equip your team with “ISO-8” crystals, coloured stones that enhance their attack power, resistance to elements, or critical hit ratio, among others. You can further upgrade these with credits and ISO-8 capsules, though some of the rarer ones will also debuff you (for example, your attack my increase but your defence will decrease accordingly). You’ll also inevitably gain access to the Strategic Hazard Intervention Espionage Logistics Directorate (S.H.I.E.L.D.) Lab, which acts as the game’s skill tree. By spending credits and Enhancement Points (EP), you can further increase your team’s overall attack, defence, resistance, vitality, and such and even unlock additional ISO-8 slots (with more being earned by levelling-up). You can also enter the S.H.I.E.L.D. Depot from the main menu to purchase additional costumes and social icons by spending S.H.I.E.L.D. Tokens. Marvel: Ultimate Alliance 3 is pretty forgiving (on the “Friendly” difficulty, at least), with multiple checkpoints in each area. When you activate a S.H.I.E.L.D. checkpoint, your team is fully healed, and you can swap or enhance them if you wish. If a teammate is defeated, you can hold A to revive them, but I wouldn’t recommend it unless you absolutely have to. Not only are revives limited, but downed characters will eventually return to full health even before you reach a checkpoint so it’s not worth risking another character taking damage by healing a partner. Exploration generally leads you to treasure chests or special walls that require a special combination attack to open, or to a “Rift” challenge that takes you away from the main game to tackle a special challenge (usually a boss rematch or enemy gauntlet) for extra rewards. Your path is incredibly linear most of the time, hence why there’s no map, and the game’s primary focus is on chaotic combat and visually manic team-based attacks. Unlike in the last two games, you can no longer grapple or throw enemies (though you can still send them flying off certain platforms) and there are no character-specific team-up moves, meaning the action can quickly get quite tiresome.

*Sadly, puzzles are practically non-existent, with only Rifts offering additional challenges.*

Because of its focus on hectic combat, there’s even less room for puzzles than there is for exploration in Marvel: Ultimate Alliance 3. Puzzles boil down to activating a console to open a door or making a platform move and that’s it. Sometimes, you’ll hold A to move a block and avoid lasers or cannons, but mostly you’ll be timing jumps between said lasers to progress and simply hurling missiles at those cannons. Sometimes, you’ll rotate statues or press switches to progress; others, you’ll be avoiding toxic ooze in Hel or solving door puzzles at the Raft or in Avengers Tower. After hopping across the rooftops of New York City, you’ll infiltrate the heavily fortified fortress of the Hand, dealing with ninjas that drop from the sky and hidden arrow hazards. When in Wakanda, Advanced Idea Mechanics (A.I.M.) corrupt T’Challa/The Black Panther’s defences, leading to an exasperating section where you must avoid snipers and being roasted by a giant panther statue’s energy blast. When transported to the Dark Dimension, you must use portals to reach new areas and defeat waves of demonic enemies to lower magical barriers and progress. Some attacks also screw up your controls or temporarily freeze you; some enemies are best defeated by tossing explosives at them; and many missions have an additional character fighting alongside you who’s often unlocked afterwards. However, a lot of the additional features of the previous games are missing; you can talk to other characters, but there are no dialogue options or character-specific interactions. There are no trivia quizzes, no optional side missions beyond the Rifts, and no character specific challenges to unlock extra stuff for each character. There aren’t even hub areas, in the traditional sense, with characters just appearing around S.H.I.E.L.D. checkpoints at times, though you can destroy a fair bit of the environment, and some encounters have you fleeing towards the camera as bosses chase you or present you with unwinnable battles.

Presentation:
Whereas the last two games primarily based their aesthetics on the comics books, especially the Ultimate comic line, Marvel: Ultimate Alliance 3 adheres very closely to the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU), especially in the visuals of its locations. I was hard pressed, for example, to tell the difference between Asgard here and the Asgard to the MCU, with both the golden city and the rainbow bridge, the Bifrost, appearing almost exactly as they’re depicted in the films. The same is true for Wakanda, the Dark Dimension, and Knowhere, all of which are virtually indistinguishable from how they appear in the MCU. There are some differences, of course: Taneleer Tivan/The Collector’s museum, for example, uses coloured cube cages and Wakanda leans much more into traditional architecture than the pseudo-futuristic science of the films (likely because Black Panther (Coogler, 2018) released a year before this game was made). Xavier’s School for the Gifted is lifted almost exactly from the 20^th Century Fox X-Men movies (Various, 2000 to 2020), however, including a hedge maze, 1:1 Cerebro room, and basketball court that doubles as a landing pad for the Blackbird. While the Dark Dimension and the cosmic mind trip that is Sanctuary also heavily borrow from the bizarre cosmic imagery of the MCU, the Raft and Avengers Tower are much more akin to their comic book counterparts, though they’re comparatively bland locations, lacking fun areas like the Danger Room or Wakanda’s Necropolis (though you do pass through Anthony “Tony” Stark/Iron Man’s Hall of Armours in the tower). Although you only make a brief stop in Attilan to try and get help from the Inhumans, the architecture is far more visually interesting than that awful television show, seemingly being comprised of Celestial technology, and I enjoyed the ominous gothic presentation of Hel, with its restless Viking warriors and damaging sludge. Unfortunately, Marvel: Ultimate Alliance 3 continues the trend of having disappointingly bland and forgettable music, opting for generic themes for each location, event, and character that are lost amidst the constant fighting.

*A visually impressive brawler that takes obvious inspiration from the MCU films.*

The game also opts for an almost cel-shaded, action figure-like aesthetic for its colourful cast of characters. While many again both look and sound like their MCU counterparts, there are some exceptions: Peter Quill/Star-Lord, for example, looks nothing like Chris Pratt and the X-Men are far closer to the comic books than Fox’s films. Despite you assembling a custom team of heroes, cutscenes depict either everyone or characters specific to the location you’re in (the corrupted Doctor Stephen Strange in the Dark Dimension, for example) as they’re better suited to advance the plot against the local baddies. With the game shifting to a more third-person perspective, you’re closer than ever to the action and can see more of the environment than in the previous games. However, this comes with some drawbacks: mainly, there are far less opportunities or incentives to explore. Second, environments are painfully linear, with dead ends or locked doors barring your progress. Third, and most frustrating, is the camera, which easily loses track of your opponent/s and often lumbers you with wireframe representations when the foreground blocks the view. Thankfully, you won’t be falling down pits and rarely have to worry about onscreen hazards, but it can be aggravating trying to figure out which platforms and crates can be jumped on and which can’t. Marvel: Ultimate Alliance 3 offers a diverse cast of characters, each with their own idle poses and quips, though these do inevitably repeat. The game’s also surprisingly light on Easter Eggs: you’ll spot Deadpool singing away as he makes tacos in the X-Mansion, but not much else, and there are no optional missions or choices to encourage replaying missions. It’s a far cry from the first game, where there was always something to collect or an additional character to help out. Instead, it’s basically all combat, all the time in Marvel: Ultimate Alliance 3. Luckily, the game looks pretty good (everything’s very colourful and true to its inspirations) and performs really well, though there are some long load screens and it is annoying being forced to continue your game every time you challenge a Rift.

Enemies and Bosses:
All the usual suspects appear here as disposable cannon fodder for you to endlessly beat up, with many of the game’s goons sharing traits across the various locations. You’ll encounter Kree, Ultron Drones, agents of A.I.M., and Doombats who all pack various energy blasters. Ultron’s clones are the worst for this, relentlessly firing energy blasts and crashing through windows. The Raft’s unscrupulous prisoners attack in large groups, as do the restless Viking warriors who populate Hel, tossing axes from afar and luring you into toxic goop. Gargoyle-like Fire Demons also dwell here, offering a greater challenge with their swoop attack and fire breath, not unlike the monstrous Outriders and Mindless Ones who make up Thanos and the dread Dormammu’s forces, respectively. Alpha Primitives, Hydra goons, and towering Sentinels also appear, with the latter firing huge energy blasts from the palms and best attacked by throwing their explosive energy cores back at them. No matter where you are and what enemies you fight, more powerful commanders will also appear. Larger, tougher, and sporting a stun meter, these commanders should be your top priority as they’ll charge across the screen, cause shockwaves, and generally offer a far greater challenge even when you’re at a higher level. These minions often fight alongside their masters, generally so you can recover some health and EP to better damage the bosses, and will endlessly spawn in one of the additional modes unless you destroy their teleporters. Some of the game’s challenges or story-based missions charge you with defeating a certain number of enemies to progress. Other times, bosses appear in these waves, and you must occasionally flee or purposely lose some fights. This happens when Cain Marko/The Juggernaut comes tearing through the X-Mansion, for example, and in early encounters with the Black Order, who cannot be beaten or will chase you, raining lightning or other attacks from the sky and across the ground.

*Few bosses require more than just hit-and-run tactics, even when augmented by an Infinity Stone.*

There are loads of bosses to fight in Marvel: Ultimate Alliance 3, with some returning from the previous games, some teaming up, some having a couple of phases, and all boiling down to whittling down their stun bar, unleashing an EX attack and/or your most powerful Abilities, and avoiding damage until you can repeat this. The first ones you’ll face are Nebula and Ronan the Accuser, who often appear as a duo in optional challenges. Nebula is faster and more nimble, wielding blades where Ronan uses a massive warhammer. Both set a standard all bosses follow, which is that they’ll use either a jumping slam or an explosion of energy (or both) to send you flying. While quelling the riot in the Raft, you’ll encounter a version of the Sinister Six, with some unique variations to each battle. Flint Marko/The Sandman, for example, flings waves of sand and erupts his big sand fist from the ground as a large sand creature. You must use A to mount the nearby cannons and unload on him to chip away at his stun meter. Maxwell “Max” Dillon fights alongside Eddie Brock/Venom, raining lighting and electrocuting you with bursts of electricity, before he’s eaten by Venom and starts busting out electrically-enhanced symbiote powers. Venom joins the team after this fight and is tested against Quentin Beck, who first brainwashes Mile Morales/Spider-Man, Gwen Stacy/Spider-Woman, and Kamala Khan/Ms. Marvel to fight you and then unleashes a poisonous mist, teleports about, and confuses you with duplicates, Doctor Otto Octavious/Dr. Octopus is fought in a two-stage fight where you must first avoid his tentacles and scurry charge and then attack each arm to stun him. Finally, you’ll battle Norman Osborn/The Green Goblin for the Time Stone. The Green Goblin swoops overhead and lingers slightly out of reach, peppering the arena with his pumpkin bombs, charging at you, and freezing time to bombard you. He’s noticeably weak to his pumpkin bombs, however, so try and toss them at him before they explode in your face! After battling into the Hand’s fortress, you must first free Elektra Natchios from the Hand’s influence and then face Lester/Bullseye and Wilson Fisk/The Kingpin in separate fights. You must take out the ninjas feeding Elektra power, avoid Bulleye’s spread of razor sharp and explosive cards, and dodge the furniture and massive energy beam thrown by the Power Stone-enhanced Kingpin. The Kingpin also charges like a rhino, leaps at you to cause shockwaves, and even rips up stone columns to use as melee weapons!

*Gigantic bosses and the quirkier villains help mix-up the otherwise tedious combat.*

Avengers Tower is then attacked by Ultron and his drones, who assist him in battle. Not that he needs it as the Mind Stone allows Ultron to mess up your controls, to say nothing of his signature face and palm beams. Ultron then grows to gigantic proportions, sweeping the area with his eyebeams before Clint Barton/Hawkeye intervenes and Ultron merges with Ultimo. This is the first giant boss battle in the game and sees you blasting Ultimo with cannons and avoiding his massive swipes. The Infinity Sentinel is comparatively smaller, but no less dangerous thanks to its own face beam and missiles. Though you can damage it with Sentinel cores, it’s finished in a cutscene by Erik “Magnus” Lehnsherr/Magneto, who then tosses debris and throws you off balance with magnetic pulses while Juggernaut pummels you and Raven Darkholme/Mystique tosses daggers. After surviving Mystique’s Danger Room trials, you face Magneto, now even tougher thanks to the Power Stone, before being chased away and banished to the Dark Dimension by the Black Order. There, you battle past Loki Laufeyson (who boasts elemental attacks and duplication tricks) to eventually face the dread Dormammu, who wields the Reality Stone and is the second giant boss. You must subdue his minions and avoid his flame bursts, whittling down his magical barrier either directly or be destroying three nearby orbs, all while dodging his giant fists and ground spikes. The brief fight with Maximus Boltagon is far easier, even though the mad Inhuman carries a massive energy cannon and you must take cover in Thane’s energy bubble to avoid Maximus’s barrage of lasers. Ulysses Klaue/Klaw awaits in Wakanda and his sound-based energy blasts and waves must be overcome to rescue and recruit James Buchanan “Bucky” Barnes/The Winter Soldier. You then fight past A.I.M. to confront their master, George Tarleton/Mental Organism Designed Only for Killing (MODOK), who uses the Soul Stone to turn the Dora Milaje against you and attacks with a slew of appendages, from buzzsaw arms, poison gas, failing tentacles, and his signature forehead blast.

*Battles with the empowered Black Order, Thanos, and Thane offer some of the most enjoyable challenges.*

Though your goal in Hel is to confront Hela, you’ll actually battle the fire demon, Surtur, in another giant boss battle. This was a bit of a difficulty spike for me as Surtur’s flaming sword has a long reach and he causes the ground to erupt in flames, to say nothing of stun locking you with repeat sword strikes! Best him and Hela sets Johann Schmidt/The Red Skull on you, with the Nazi madman firing a powerful revolver and sapping your health with his “Dust of Death”. Hela gives the Red Skull a boost, protecting him with a shield and allowing him to fire a Bifrost-like laser, before placing his consciousness into the Destroyer armour. Though bolstered by Hydra forces and boasting a sweeping face beam, you can get a power-up from glowing crystals to overcome this destructive force. Finally, you venture to Knowhere and must run the Black Order gauntlet to retrieve the Infinity Stones, with checkpoints between each fight. Ebony Maw is first, firing a spread of projectiles and rocks and using the Soul Stone to create portals to trip you up. Supergiant tosses dark spheres and a golden homing shot that messes up your controls, though you can toss explosive cores from her minions to deal big damage. Cull Obsidian infuses his battleaxe with the Power Stone, sending out waves of purple energy and massive purple shockwaves, though he’s far slower and also susceptible to the nearby bombs. Corvus Glaive is much faster, landing multiple hits with his lance and using the Reality Stone to spring spikes form the ground and conjure duplicates who fill the arena with energy waves that can stun lock you. Finally, Proxima Midnight takes her fellow’s teleportation trick to the next level with the Space Stone and fills the arena with lightning bolts and strikes. All these powers are then recycled when you face Thanos, who gathers the six Infinity Stones into the Infinity Gauntlet to rain meteors, teleport, mess up your controls, freeze time, and fire his signature eyebeams. Thanos then joins you to battle Thane, who usurps him and boasts similar powers, though also upgraded by the Infinity Armour. Thane exhibits superhuman speed, traps you in a cube, fills the arena with portals and flames, and explodes in fury, though both battles were fun challenges rather than impossible tasks.

Additional Features:
Unlike in the previous two games, you won’t be finding data logs, action figures, or meeting certain requirements to unlock new attacks or costumes. You just fight over and over, earning whatever you need to unlock, buy, or upgrade whatever you wish and finding some concept art in treasure chests. A far harder (but more rewarding) “Superior” difficulty unlocks upon clearing the game alongside an additional “Nightmare” mode, accessible via the “Curse of the Vampire” campaign. You also unlock Thanos and can freely replay any mission on any difficulty (though you must start a new save to play on “Superior”) to grind and enhance your characters and ISO-8. Dimensional Rifts transport you to special challenges (not unlike the S.H.I.E.L.D. Simulator discs from the first game) that are often rematches with bosses or gauntlet challenges, though far tougher and gifting better rewards if you succeed. There are also three additional modes; however, though you can play a taster of each, you must purchase the expansion pass to fully unlock them. “Curse of the Vampire” adds vampiric enemies to the main story in “Nightmare” mode and offers a “Gauntlet” mode where you battle waves of enemies and bosses against both a time limit and a range of debuffs (including limited health restoration and draining EP). You can also tackle an “Endless” mode that’s pretty self-explanatory, and unlock additional characters like Frank Castle/The Punisher and Eric Brooks/Blade…if you buy the DLC. “Rise of the Phoenix” sees you form a four-person team and go head-to-head with a friend or the computer in three-round Danger Room scenarios. These see you tackling bosses again or wiping out hordes of enemies, awarding additional buffs and effects if you meet certain criteria (such as using any Ability or Synergy attack four times). You can only tackle the first challenge without the DLC, so I didn’t get very far, but this could be a fun distraction for those looking to test their skills against a friend. “Shadow of Doom” adds an epilogue story campaign that sees you return to Wakanda to oppose Doctor Victor Von Doom’s invasion. Dr. Doom’s Doombots endlessly spawn unless you destroy their teleporters, and you even battle the arrogant dictator in the recycled Necropolis, with him teleporting, firing lasers form his palms, and having his health restored by his Doombots. You’ll add Marvel’s First Family to your roster (alongside an alternative Thanos and other characters) by buying the expansion pass and battle Annihilus, a gigantic Celestial, and even “God Emperor” Doom!

The Summary:
I quite enjoyed the first two Ultimate Alliance games. They were mindless and largely repetitive, but I liked the large cast of characters and all the different references and locations from the comic books. Still, I put off Marvel: Ultimate Alliance 3: The Black Order for some time, mainly because I was annoyed by it being a Nintendo Switch exclusive; however it turned out to be a decent enough brawler. Despite the different development team, a few tweaks, and an apparent disconnection from the previous games, Marvel: Ultimate Alliance 3 offers a lot of the same gameplay and enjoyment as its predecessors, which is great for long-time fans of the franchise. Unfortunately, it doesn’t improve on these elements in a meaningful way and actually removes some content that I found enjoyable from the last two. There are no optional missions, for example, no alternative endings, no choices, and no character-specific challenges beyond fighting and levelling-up. I found this made the tedious combat even more aggravating after a while as I wasn’t being rewarded with gear or costumes or anything other than stat boosts. Even the skill tree was limited since you must grind to acquire enough credits and expendables to enhance your team, and I found the ISO-8 mode to be more confusing than engaging. The game also does little to improve the boss battles. Very few were very innovative or required more of you than to strike fast, avoid shockwaves and projectiles, and unleash your Extreme attack. The giant bosses were more of a challenge and I liked the final fight against Thanos and Thane, but I was hoping for a bit more complexity, especially given the possibilities offered by the Infinity Stones. There is a fun selection of characters, but they don’t offer much more than what we saw in the last two games and actually offer less as there are no character-specific team-up moves. While I enjoyed the visual influence from the MCU and the variety, I feel like Marvel: Ultimate Alliance 3 played things a little too safe by relying so heavily on combat and not mixing up the gameplay with a few other puzzles and challenges. Overall, it’s a good enough game and a worthy entry in the series, but it’s a shame that the developers didn’t try to be a bit more innovative and offer some more incentive to keep slogging away in endless fights.

My Rating:

Pretty Good

Did you enjoy Marvel: Ultimate Alliance 3: The Black Order? How do you think it holds up against the previous two games? Which characters did you choose for your team? Were you disappointed that the combat was so similar to the last two games and the bosses so repetitive? Did you ever conquer all the Rift challenges? What did you think to the MCU influences and the final battle with Thanos and Thane? Did you ever play through the DLC? Would you like to see another Ultimate Alliance game? Whatever your thoughts, leave a comment below, support me on Ko-Fi, and go check out my other superhero content across the site.

Mini Game Corner: Alien Resurrection (PlayStation)

19/04/202526/04/2025Dr. K4 Comments

Released: 20 October 2000
Developer: Argonaut Games

A Brief Background:
The Alien films (Various, 1979 to present) have had a tumultuous history with videogames, with adaptations ranging from pixelated garbage to first-person shooters, real-time strategies and crossover titles, to survival/horror experiences. In 1997, Jean-Pierre Jeunet was given the unenviable task of resurrecting the franchise after what seemed to be a definitive end, resulting in Alien Resurrection, a minor success that was met with mixed reviews. Like its predecessors, Alien Resurrection was accompanied by tie-in comics, novels, and a videogame, one that was initially asked to simply be a miscellaneous Alien title before 20^th Century Fox gave the go-ahead to retool it into a Resurrection tie-in. Argonaut Games were supplied with scripts, storyboards, and raw footage from the film as reference materials but lost numerous team members when they decided to scrap a year’s worth of development in favour of building a third-person game engine. After struggling for another year to adapt to this new engine, the concept was reworked into a first-person shooter (FPS) and Alien Resurrection became one of the first FPS titles to utilise twin stick moving in its gameplay. Ironically, the game was criticised for this decision at the time; further criticism focused on the harsh difficulty, frustrating gameplay, and inferior options compared to the likes of Quake II (id Software, 1997). Thanks to selling only 250,000 units, Alien Resurrection was deemed a failure and Argonaut Games went out of business soon after, though the pioneering title has developed a cult following over the years.

The Review:
Alien Resurrection is an FPS title that sticks somewhat faithfully to the main plot of the film upon which it’s based. Consisting of ten missions with three difficulty settings (with the hardest setting limiting you to just one save point), the game sees you explore the Xenomorph infested USM Auriga and escape on the mercenary ship, the Betty, controlling one of four characters depending on which mission you’re on. Mostly, you’ll be in control of “Ripley 8”, an Alien/human clone of the Lieutenant Ellen Ripley, or Annalee Call, a female android. Other missions have you play as Call’s shipmate, Gary Christie, or Private First Class Vincent DiStephano, a soldier stationed aboard the USM Auriga. No matter which character you’re playing as, the controls and basic gameplay remain the same. You can pick from a bunch of different control settings, alongside toggling the crosshair and camera sway, and the game offers the unique option to move with the left stick and aim with the right! With the setup I chose, X allowed me to crouch and squeeze through vents and gaps, Square and Triangle cycled through whatever items I had on hand, Circle used whatever item I had equipped, and pressing in the right stick performed a quick turn. L1 and L2 cycled through my available weapons, R1 fired, and R2 allowed me to interact with the environment, turning handles and activating consoles to open doors or activate lifts and such. The only real difference between the four characters is in the weapons they use; Christie, for example, gets dual pistols (with infinite ammo like the other pistols) while Ripley gets an electric gun that charges a powerful shot. Other weapons include a shotgun, the iconic Pulse Rifle, a laser cannon, a flame thrower, and a grenade and rocket launcher, though some of these are limited to certain missions and won’t carry over between characters.

*There’s little to differentiate the characters as they meander through the dark environments.*

You’ll find ammo for these weapons (and the weapons themselves) strewn about the game’s dark, oppressive environments alongside helpful items. First aid kits replenish some health, flashlights light up the area (but only for a limited time and you must wait for them to recharge), security cards open doors, and the motion tracker alerts you to nearby enemies. The most useful item you’ll find is the mobile extraction unit, a super helpful bit of kit often conveniently placed near Alien eggs. You’ll need this if when a Facehugger latches onto you as it’s the only way to keep yourself from being instantly killed by a Chestburster and to open certain security doors that remain shut whenever “non-human lifeforms” are detected. Each mission has an objective tied to it, related through the pause menu and text dialogue between the characters between missions, and you’ll have to make a note of your surroundings as there’s no map and things get very samey very quickly. To make matters worse, Alien Resurrection is very dark (the game even recommends playing is the dark to heighten the immersion), so you may want to adjust your brightness settings to aid your exploration. Missions generally involve getting from point A to point B, generally a communications device to switch characters, activating consoles and disabling security systems as you go. Flickering lights, corpses, cries for help, and blood are as commonplace as explosive crates and you must watch for bursts of electricity, manual save points, and locked doors. These are often unlocked by finding vents or alternative routes to control panels but it’s pretty easy to get lost or muddle about in the dark. Things are pretty linear for the most part, but you’ll occasionally hit a wall. In just the second mission, for example, Call has just ten minutes to locate four detonator coils, which must be found and installed or it’s an instant mission failure. Later, you’re charged with destroying Ripley’s other clones, disabling forcefields, avoiding corridors lined with laser traps, finding five key cards to escape the maze-like maximum-security wing, and releasing the Betty’s docking bay clamps.

*Sadly, the game’s short on bosses and its enemies are limited in their attacks.*

Naturally, you’ll be attacked by Aliens as you accomplish these tasks. Regular drones go down pretty easily, and their blood doesn’t seem to hurt, but they can bleed out of the shadows and deal decent damage with their claw swipes and bites. You’ll want to blast any Alien eggs on sight as the Facehuggers are difficult to hit and your session will end pretty quickly if they latch onto you. You can use this to your advantage, however, as you can’t be double impregnated but you only have a short time before the Chestburster breaks free. The Aliens are all fully 3D models with such limited animation frames that they’re barely superior to their 2D predecessors, though they do sometimes barge through doors and scurry about on the environment. You’ll also have to battle soldiers, especially in the first few missions. These guys use cover tactics and get set upon by nearby Aliens, but their numbers dwindle as the game progresses. Like in the movie, Ripley’s failed clones merely lay on beds or are suspended in tubes for you to destroy so you’re far more likely to be disabling systems and avoiding short circuited machinery than battling elaborate Alien variants. Similarly, Alien Resurrection is disappointingly short on boss battles. You’ll face General Martin Perez, who’s flanked by flamethrower soldiers and wields a rocket launcher and shotgun, making for a particularly tough battle since the controls are so sluggish. You’ll also battle a Xenomorph Queen in a large arena completely devoid of resources. The Queen Bitch is a large target, easily strafed around and pumped with shots, but she also absorbs a great deal of punishment, though she’s limited to simple charges, headbutts, and slashes. You’ll also have several encounters with the horrific “Newborn” Alien/human hybrid, which appears multiple times in the penultimate mission. It’s also extremely limited with its attacks, though does move a bit faster so stay back and unload with the electric gun and it’ll eventually flee. While aboard the Betty and preparing your escape, it’ll reappear, completely invulnerable and confined to the ship’s narrow corridors. You must stun it with your shots and run through the Betty’s narrow, confusing tunnels, eventually taking a ventilation shaft to a control room where you suck it out into space like in the movie.

*Despite its fidelity, the game is too dark and clunky to really impress.*

Alien Resurrection somewhat impresses with its presentation, but only if I’m being very generous. As a PlayStation title, you can expect long load and save times, texture warping and pixelated environments as standard but the game chugs along at a snail’s pace, with none of the characters moving past a lethargic stroll. This was doubly disappointing as it would’ve been a great way to further differentiate the characters, such as having the synthetic Call and the now-superhuman Ripley move faster. Alien Resurrection does a commendable job of recreating the rusty, lived-in aesthetic of the movie, however, featuring callbacks to the first two films and recognisable areas from the film, such as the gym, the laboratory, and the flooded kitchen. This is quite a large area, full of swimming Aliens and annoying button puzzles; you must also watch your oxygen meter to avoid drowning. While you’ll hear announcements from Father, the omnipresent computer that controls the USM Auriga, voice acting is mostly limited to screams and cries for help, at least until the finale. Janky, pre-rendered cutscenes occasionally appear between missions, recreating certain scenes from the movie, though in a heavily truncated form. Aliens can be dismembered, their blood splatters on the environment, and you’ll disable flame bursts and electrical hazards to acquire key cards or progress. Unfortunately, the game is just way too dark; there’s not much variety once you’re in a mission and you’re sometimes left wandering in circles because you missed a vent or got turned around because everything looks the same. The game mostly uses ambient sounds, making for a largely dull experience, though I did like seeing corpses with holes in their chests slumped over desks, blinking monitors, and Aliens dropping from vents. There is no multiplayer option here, though you can utilise a comprehensive cheat menu to overcome the game’s difficulty and unlock a “Research Mode” that allows you to alter the appearances of the Alien models.

The Summary:
I’d heard so much good press for Alien Resurrection that it almost seems as though the game is better regarded than the movie. However, I think most of those reviews rate the game because it was the first first-person shooter to use twin stick controls and it’s a surprisingly solid and faithful recreation of the movie. However, these accolades only carry it so far; behind it all, there needs to be a solid gaming experience and, sadly, there just isn’t. Alien Resurrection is essentially just another, run-of-the-mill first-person shooter, with little to differentiate it from other, more enjoyable games in the genre except the 3D models and new-fangled control scheme. It’s kind of inexcusable to have four playable characters and nothing to differentiate them except the weapons they use, something you won’t even notice if you’re playing with the cheats enabled. The gameplay cycle gets very tiresome very quickly; characters meander around as if bored and you’ll be activating the same switches and consoles over and over. There are seldom more than a handful of enemies onscreen at any one time, the selection of bosses was painfully limited, and the variety, in general, is sorely lacking. Alien Resurrection is relatively short and the environments are quite large and annoyingly labyrinthine, making it a chore to play through since it’s difficult to see what’s going on thanks to the murky graphics and overuse of shadows. In the end, Alien Resurrection is a decent enough first-person shooter with some enjoyable moments but there are far better FPS titles out there and far better Alien-adjacent videogames you could be spending your time on.

My Rating:

Could Be Better

Have you ever played Alien Resurrection? If so, where does it rank for you against the other Aliens videogames? Were you also disappointed that there wasn’t more to differentiate the characters and that the game was short on bosses? What did you think to the dual stick controls and maze-like gameplay? Which of the Alien movies or videogames is your favourite and why? Whatever your thoughts on the PlayStation’s videogame adaptation of Alien Resurrection, drop them below and be sure to check out for my review of the film that inspired the game.

Back Issues [Superman Day]: The Death of Superman

18/04/202518/04/2025Dr. K4 Comments

In 2013, DC Comics declared the 18^th of April as “Superman Day” so fans of the Man of Steel could celebrate Clark Kent/Kal-El/Superman, the superpowered virtue of “Truth, Justice, and the American Way” who is widely regarded as the first ever costumed superhero.

Published: December 1992 to October 1993
Writers: Dan Jurgens, Jerry Ordway, Louise Simonson, and Roger Stern
Artists: Brett Breeding, Dan Jurgens, Jackson Guice, Jon Bogdanove, and Tom Grummett

The Background:
Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster first met in 1932 while attending Glenville High School and, just one year later, dreamed up their first draft for a superman with “The Reign of the Super-Man”. About five years later, a revised version of this concept appeared in Action Comics #1 and the world met Superman for the first time. Not only was Superman an immediate hit, but he went on to become a cultural icon. After decades of increasingly over-the-top stories, DC Comics tasked John Byrne with reimagining Superman for modern audiences. Under Byrne’s direction, Superman was a more grounded character and his stories adhered to strict continuity guidelines. After Byrne left DC Comics over creative differences, Superman group editor Mike Carlin moderated frequent “Superman Summits” involving Byrne’s replacements. It was during these chaotic meetings that writer/artist Jerry Ordway would jokingly suggest killing the Man of Steel. With Superman’s sales taking a hit thanks to readers favouring more violent anti-heroes, the creatives planned to shake things up by having Superman reveal his identity to his long-time love, Lois Lane, and eventually marry her. However, these plans were postponed to coincide with a similar arc on Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman (1993 to 1997) and thus the idea of “Doomsday for Superman” was developed. Writer Dan Jurgens came up with the concept of a monster tearing through Metropolis and a climactic fist fight between it and Superman, before sketching a design for the creature that was subsequently dubbed Doomsday. Although DC always planned to resurrect the character, Superman’s death was headline news and became a best-selling title, despite being criticised as a publicity stunt. Despite also dying in this story, Doomsday would return to dog Superman, evading the literal death of the universe and evolving into both an ally and an intelligent being, though he never returned to the prominence he had in this first arc. Doomsday and the “Death of Superman” concept also appeared outside the comics: there was a videogame adaptation, multiple animated ventures, and it was long considered for a live-action adaptation before being brought to life first on television (with disastrous results) and then on the big screen (to similar chagrin) before finally having more faithful live-action renditions on Krypton (2018 to 2019) and Superman & Lois (2021 to 2024).

The Review:
Our story begins “somewhere else…” where, deep underground, in a reinforced prison, a mysterious monster repeatedly strikes its cage. Each blow sees the thing’s containment suit rupture little by little, revealing menacing bone appendages on its knuckles, and the metal wall crack and weaken until, eventually, the creature we now know as Doomsday bursts free! Oblivious to this impending threat, Superman’s far more concerned with tracking down the Underworlders, a group of misfits, monsters, and outcasts from the shady Project Cadmus who dwell deep beneath Metropolis. Led by the simple-minded but nigh-invulnerable Clawster (whose rocky design and bony appendages are eerily evocative of Doomsday’s final form), the Underworlders cut the city’s power in a bid to rise up and take the streets as their own. Luckily for Superman, young Keith White alerts him to the Underworlders’ plot and that they’ve taken Lois Lane hostage after she stumbled upon their lair. Though bolstered by technology stolen from War World, the Underworlders are no match for Superman, who easily fells Clawster with a grenade to the mouth, trashes their digging machine, and ends their plot. Thanks to Lois’s informant, Charlie Underwood, the plot is revealed and the uprisers are imprisoned to await trail by their more peace-loving people. However, while all this is going on, Doomsday runs amok across the countryside and causes chaos in Ohio…all with one hand tied behind his back! Thanks to Oberon monitoring the police band, Justice League International arrives to help with the rescue effort and, after learning the devastation was caused by a “monster man”, Ted Grant/The Blue Beetle rallies the JLI in pursuing the culprit. While Superman gives a candid interview of his life and allies, the JLI follow Doomsday’s trail of destruction. Though neither the mysterious Quintus Arce/Bloodwynd or the battle hungry Maxima’s psychic probes offer little information on the creature other than him being “hate–death and blood lust personified”, they soon come face-to-face with Doomsday when he wrecks the Bug with a tree trunk and starts tearing through a LexCorp oil refinery.

*A monstrous creature tears across the countryside…and through the Justice League!*

Never one to back down from a fight, Guy Gardner (who wasn’t a Green Lantern at this point but instead wielded Thaal Sinestro’s yellow ring) immediately attacks, only to be blindsided by the creature’s incredible speed and left damn near blinded when it pounds his face into the ground! Beatriz Da Costa/Fire’s intense heat blasts do little to halt Doomsday’s attack so Bloodwynd steps in. Summoning the “spirits of the dead” into a powerful blow, he’s stunned when Doomsday barely registers the punch and is then sent hurtling into the oil refinery (and an explosive end). The Blue Beetle rushes in to help his secretive ally, catching a glimpse of Bloodwynd’s true form before Doomsday strikes. With no superpowers and being little more than a child against the monster’s awesome strength, the Blue Beetle is manhandled by Doomsday and beaten into a coma. Enraged, Michael Carter/Booster Gold throws a “full-intensity blast” but barely has time to erect his force field before Doomsday sends him flying. Luckily, Superman intercepts him, having been alerted to the crisis by a stagehand. Unfortunately, though Maxima spirits the Blue Beetle away for medical attention, Superman’s too late to save Tora Olafsdotter/Ice from being tossed into the home of some innocent bystanders. Superman’s initially unimpressed by Doomsday, easily taking the creature’s first blow, but is astonished when the follow-up kick sends him flying harder than he’s ever been hit before. Realising Doomsday’s threat, Superman rallies and stands with the remaining Leaguers, who combine their individual powers in an intense barrage. Though completely encompassed by the onslaught, the effort drains Fire and Booster Gold’s physical and power reserves. Unfortunately, their efforts are wasted as Doomsday emerges unscathed save for his torn containment suit, revealing a scowling, gruesome visage that gleefully rushes the fatigued heroes. Booster Gold endures a horrific beating, then Doomsday easily tramples the others and causes another inferno before leaping away. Although Superman chases and temporarily subdues the creature underwater, he’s forced to help the injured Justice League rescue the innocent bystanders caught up in Doomsday’s rampage. With the JLI down, Superman resolves to pursue and stop Doomsday alone.

*Despite Superman’s best efforts, Doomsday crashes into Metropolis and endangers his loved ones.*

Despite the military’s best efforts, Doomsday continues his rampage. As Superman battles the creature, he’s stunned by Doomsday’s complete lack of empathy and troubled that the snarling brute seems to be growing stronger as the fight progresses. Although Lex Luthor II (Lex Luthor inhabiting a young, fit body and masquerading as his own son) forbids Matrix/Supergirl (a protoplasmic alien rather than the traditional Kara Zor-El) from assisting Superman out of fears for her safety, Maxima jumps in to help…only to cause more destruction and endanger additional lives. After Maxima is left concussed, Superman asks James “Jim” Harper/Guardian to tend to her and continues pursuing Doomsday, determined to put the monster down before he does any more damage. Doomsday carves a path of destruction across the countryside and eventually winds up tearing through a Lex-Mart store, where a television commercial for a Metropolis wrestling match catches his attention. Obsessed with “Mhh-trr-plss”, Doomsday prepares to head there and Superman flies into a desperate second wind, continuously amazed that his strongest blows barely faze the monster. With Lois and Jimmy Olson covering the battle, Superman accidentally hurls Doomsday into Habitat, a tree-city created by Project Cadmus. Resolving to fight smarter rather than harder since just hitting Doomsday hurts, Superman buries Doomsday beneath Habitat, only for him to burst free in a rage and resume his course towards Metropolis. Superman intercepts Doomsday and finally tries to fly him off-world, only for Doomsday to easily wriggle free and send Superman crashing into a construction site. As Jonathan and Martha Kent watch on horrified, Doomsday crashes into the Underworlder domain, inadvertently rescuing and then purposely slaughtering the prisoners, and causes a massive explosion to rock the city when his foot collides with a power line.

*Superman battles valiantly and ultimately stops Doomsday at the cost of his own life.*

Superman’s second attempt to fly Doomsday away ends with him skewered through the abdomen by one of Doomsday’s spines. Finally released to assist, Supergirl is immediately dispatched with a single punch that reduces her to protoplasmic goop and even Professor Emil Hamilton’s massive laser cannon barely fazes the beast. Still, these distractions give the injured Superman time to regroup; hoping that Doomsday is as fatigued as him, Superman redoubles his attack. Luthor’s paratroopers and even Metropolis’s finest try to aid the Man of Steel, bombarding the creature with laser blasts that seemingly have no affect. Battered, exhausted, and desperate, Superman’s constantly distracted by saving innocents so, after rescuing Lois and Jimmy, he bids an emotional farewell to his fiancée and flies at his adversary, determined to put Doomsday down by any means necessary. Despite fighting for most of the day and having journeyed across the country and endured horrendous punishment, Doomsday easily overpowers Superman, cutting and bruising him. Superman finally hurts the creature by targeting Doomsday’s bony protrusions before the fight devolves into a slugfest outside the Daily Planet. Each blow shatters windows as the two relentlessly pummel each other, neither backing down until, finally, they fly in for the killing blow. Superman and Doomsday strike simultaneously, the force of their final blows sending shockwaves across the country, and Doomsday finally falls, apparently dead. Too late to help, Bloodwynd and Ice can only watch in shock alongside the world and Superman’s nearest and dearest as the Man of Steel collapses. Lois cradles her beloved, unconcerned about hiding her grief, as Superman breathes his last and succumbs to his wounds. Lois is left wailing as Superman, his costume torn and tattered and bloody, lies still amidst the rubble of his titanic clash, leaving the onlookers and his friends and family stunned.

The Summary:
“The Death of Superman” isn’t so much a story as it is a long, protracted beatdown of the Man of Steel. Amidst the fighting, the story takes a few detours to explore Superman’s opinion of his fellow heroes and his impact on the world. While most people find him an awe-inspiring figure and celebrate him as the world’s greatest hero, others are more dismissive. A teen eventually caught in Doomsday’s rampage is especially outspoken about the Man of Steel, preferring hot-headed Guy Gardner instead, only to be indebted to Superman when he puts his life on the line to protect his family. Guy, especially, is overly critical of Superman, blinded by pride and arrogance and attacking Doomsday head-on only to be mutilated and humbled. Doomsday’s threat is so great that even some of Superman’s more duplicitous and mysterious allies aid him with Dubbilex attempting to probe the beast for clues to his origin and the supercilious Maxima throwing herself into the bout to try and prove her worth. While the outside world sees Lex Luthor II as a benevolent figure, he’s the same conniving antagonist he’s always been. He doesn’t get involved until Superman and Doomsday are literally tearing through his city and, even then, his tech and even Supergirl’s bizarre powers are no match for the creature. Nowhere is this better showcased than in Doomsday’s utter decimation of the Justice League. Sure, the JLI was never the strongest incarnation and his demolition of them isn’t as powerful as if he were shredding the likes of Arthur Curry/Aquaman, Princess Diana Prince/Wonder Woman, and Wally West/The Flash, but it sends a startling message when Earth’s greatest heroes are beaten by one creature. However, the narrative is quite repetitive after a while. I lost count of how many times Superman and other characters muse over the creature’s strength, tenacity, and origins and, while the art is good, it’s inconsistent throughout. For example, Superman’s injuries vary between issues, with some issues ending with him bleeding and bruised and others ignoring those injuries before leaving him with different ones.

*When Doomsday decimates everyone else, Superman resolves to put him down at any cost.*

As a story about Superman’s will, “The Death of Superman” is quite powerful. Where the JLI and others fail due to being significantly underpowered, Superman fights on, battling Doomsday almost non-stop across the country. During their fight, Superman constantly stops to rescue bystanders and is always trying to keep Doomsday from populated areas. When he realises Doomsday’s heading to Metropolis, Superman desperately tries to keep him from reaching the city and, when this fails, he commits to ending the beast’s rampage. Sure, Superman rarely tries to get Doomsday off-world, but Doomsday is not only incredibly strong, but extremely agile and he easily escapes Superman’s grasp or leaves him gravely injured. At one point, Superman tosses Doomsday several miles away so it’s possible he could’ve launched Doomsday into space. However, Superman constantly notes that Doomsday never tires, seems to be growing stronger, and adapts to each situation. What works against Doomsday once won’t necessarily work a second time, something greatly expanded upon in subsequent appearances, so I think this is acceptable enough as an explanation for why Superman doesn’t just toss Doomsday into space. The conflict causes great distress for Lois and Jimmy, who are forced to watch and report as the man they love and admire is beaten to death before their eyes. While Lois eschews the usual restraint regarding her relationship with Superman to comfort and tend to him, the Kents are forced to watch, helpless, as their son is beaten to a pulp on live television. The impact of Superman’s deteriorating health is felt by every character and is palpable through the artwork. There’s a real sense of desperation as the fight reaches its climax and a shocking gut punch as the final blows are struck.

*The mysterious Doomsday lives to kill and is little more than a mindless beast.*

In many ways, it’s disappointing that Superman dies not at the hands of a traditional villain but in a slugfest with a monster. However, Doomsday is a visually intimidating and impressive monster. Initially garbed in an uninspiring containment suit, Doomsday’s true form – a snarling, grey-hued monstrosity – is revealed as he tears through his opponents and shrugs off their attacks. Doomsday never speaks; he simply barks laughter, grunts, and mumbles a bastardised growl of “Metropolis”. He’s noted to be “faster than Flash”, easily overturns trucks and rips apart bridges and buildings, and is not only inhumanly strong but absorbs tremendous punishment. Even the combined energy powers of the Justice League barely faze him, blows from mighty man-made trees barely slow him, and even hitting the brute causes Superman pain. Doomsday is malicious and bloodthirsty, slaughtering wildlife and innocents and beating the JLI with relish, and becomes fixated on both Metropolis and Superman. Throughout the story, psychics try to learn his origins and find only hatred and destruction. Doomsday is, essentially, a blank canvas; a mindless beast determined to destroy. Later stories fleshed out his origin (which is actually really interesting) but I can totally understand why adaptations made him a man-made doomsday machine or added to his lore as he’s primarily an invincible McGuffin shamelessly designed to shock the world by killing Superman. Superman realises far too late that Doomsday can be hurt by targeting his bony protrusions and he barely takes advantage of this, breaking one before going back to trading punches with the beast. This is a bit of a shame as it means the finale was always anti-climactic for me. We never see Doomsday tire, he rarely shows pain, he has no injuries and survives shots that look far more devastating than Superman’s final blow. This, as much as the tedious nature of their fight, means I’ve never held “The Death of Superman” to very high regard beyond it being notable for killing the Man of Steel and introducing a monstrous new villain for Superman, one who sadly never reached these same heights again because it’s difficult to top killing the world’s most powerful superhero.

My Rating:

Pretty Good

What did you think to “The Death of Superman”? Were you disappointed that Superman wasn’t ended by one of his more iconic foes? What did you think to Doomsday, his design and characterisation (or lack thereof)? Were you disappointed that a more powerful version of the Justice League didn’t battle Doomsday? Do you think the story suffers from being little more than a prolonged slugfest? Did you enjoy Doomsday’s later appearances or do you think he peaked here? How are you celebrating Superman Day today? Whatever you think, feel free to share your opinions in the comments below and feel free to check out my other Superman content on the site.

Movie Night: Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within

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Released: 11 July 2001
Director: Hironobu Sakaguchi
Distributor: Sony Pictures Releasing
Budget: $137 million
Stars: Ming-Na Wen, Alec Baldwin, James Woods, Ving Rhames, Steve Buscemi, Peri Gilpin, and Donald Sutherland

The Plot:
In 2065, alien “Phantoms” have driven humanity behind barricaded cities. When Doctor Aki Ross (Wen) and her mentor, Doctor Sid (Sutherland), discover a way to defeat the Phantoms, she enlists her former flame, Captain Gray Edwards (Baldwin), and his squad to save “Gaia”, the planet’s life force.

The Background:
Back in the mid-1980s, videogame developer Square was primarily known for their simple role-playing games (RPGs), racers, and platformers. Following the success of Dragon Warrior (Chunsoft, 1986), Square allowed Hironobu Sakaguchi and his small team to develop potentially his last chance at success: a complex RPG experience. Luckily for Sakaguchi, Final Fantasy (Square, 1987) was a big hit that popularised the genre and produced loads of sequels and spin-offs in the following the years. In 1994. Square boldly expanded the franchise with Final Fantasy: Legend of the Crystals (Rintaro, Kanda, and Ohkuda), an original video animation notorious for its obscurity. For their next attempt at multimedia expansion, Square partnered with Columbia Pictures, placing series creator Sakaguchi as the director and writer, and invested four years developing the technology to bring the film to life. Powered by numerous state-of-the-art computers and software and incorporating motion capture technology, significant time and painstaking effort was taken to render the film’s character models. Aki Ross was purposely designed to be an intelligent, realistic character whose model could become a recurring “actor” in subsequent CGI films. Seen as a breakthrough in CGI design, Aki even made the front cover of Maxim. This venture didn’t come cheap, however, and the production budget soon ballooned, leave Square on the verge of bankruptcy when the film tanked at the box office. While reviews raved about the film’s technical achieve m ents and realistic animations, the nonsensical plot, uncomfortable realism of the effects, and lack of fidelity to the source material tarnished its appeal. This, it would be some five years before Square attempted another feature-length Final Fantasy venture.

The Review:
In Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within, the Earth is a post-apocalyptic wasteland. About forty years before the start of the movie, the planet was hit by a meteor carrying a highly aggressive, largely invisible alien invasion force that swept across the world. People suddenly dropped dead for no reason and, when the reason was discovered, went to war with these invaders (dubbed “Phantoms” since they’re invisible and can pass through solid objects). Battling the Phantoms was no easy task as physical contact with the creatures sees a person’s spirit removed from their body. However, the United States Military Force (USMF) developed semi-effective means to protect from and combat the creatures thanks to the painstaking research of Dr. Sid. Dr. Sid discovered that the Phantoms were comprised of a bio-electric life force that mirrored our own, a tangible power source that the USMF used to power their barriers, weapons and other assorted, suitably sci-fi technology. Thus, the USMF can seemingly kill or dismember the creatures, though their numbers are seemingly endless so humankind has been forced to shelter in “barrier cities”. Unfortunately, the barriers (effectively a form of electrical shielding) aren’t always reliable and can fail, whether due to the technology developing a fault or the Phantoms’ attack being too relentless, resulting in many lives being lost over the many decades and the planet’s surface left a wasteland of discarded vehicles, corpses, and dilapidated cities. Although a man of science, Dr. Sid is a deeply spiritual person. While his research enabled humanity’s survival, his ideas regarding humans have souls (or “spirits”) and the very planet itself having a tangible life force (dubbed “Gaia”) are seen as unpopular, fairy tale stories that don’t aid with defeating the Phantoms. His theories certainly earn him the ire of the hostile General Douglas Hein (Woods), a military man through and through who has a personal grudge against the Phantoms for killing his family and is literally obsessed (thanks in no small part to James Woods’ suitably grandiose voice work) with obliterating the clear and present danger, rather than indulging fantasies about spirits.

*Infected by the Phantoms, Aki’s determined to gather the eight spirits and save her doomed world.*

Thus, Dr. Sid has been forced to work covertly to scour the planet for eight spirits; life forms with unique energy patterns that directly feed Gaia and enable her to grow. It’s Dr. Sid’s belief that gathering these eight spirits will produce an energy wave that will dissipate the Phantoms. However, since General Hein would rather fire his massive orbital Zeus Cannon and willingly risk damaging the life force of the world, Dr. Sid works in secret. His first major breakthrough in Gaia research was his protégé, Dr. Aki Ross, who was accidentally “infected” by the Phantoms, something that’s normally a death sentence. However, Dr. Sid’s Gaia research saved her, safely containing the Phantom infestation in her chest, and she’s helped him by gathering six of the spirits through unsanctioned trips to the wastelands. These experiences have taken their toll on Aki as she’s encountered animals driven to the brink of extinction, lone weeds, and even a dying child who all contained the necessary spirits. To make matters worse, the infection is slowly killing her and Aki has regular nightmares of a doomed alien civilisation, one stuck in perpetual war, which she regularly records and studies as she believes it’s the Phantom’s way of communicating with her. All this leads her to distance herself from Captain Gray Edwards, commander of USMF’s “Deep Eyes” squad, since she didn’t want to hurt him with her short lifespan. The two cross paths when Aki secures the sixth spirit and she saves him from a similar infection by utilising focused surgical lasers. Although Gray is a sceptic and a pragmatist, he’s not some deluded warmonger like General Hein and at least entertains Aki and Dr. Sid’s theories, even if he doesn’t believe them. A driven and stubborn individual, Aki’s determined to gather the eight spirits and save her world and fully believes in Dr. Sid’s research, even exposing her infection to prove to the command council that there’s an alternative to the Zeus Cannon and merit to Dr. Sid’s beliefs. Naturally, this causes General Hein to become deeply suspicious of her. Believing she poses a threat and may even be manipulated by the Phantoms, he orders Gray and Deep Eyes to watch her for any abnormal behaviour. However, Gray’s feelings for Aki lead him to save her and them all to be branded as traitors, forcing Deep Eyes to team with the doctors in securing the last spirit before it’s too late.

*The loyal Deep Eyes squad give their lives to protect Aki and gather the remaining spirits.*

Gray’s a very by-the-book commander. He’s strong and loyal, for sure, and acquits himself well in combat, but he’s a bit of a blank slate. It’s clear that war has taken its toll on him and that he was hurt when Aki pushed him away. When his squad drops off one by one in their mission to save Aki, Gray reacts with anger and grief each time, showing he truly cares for his team. Indeed, Deep Eyes are a very likeable bunch, often bantering and acting like seasoned allies rather than simple grunts who blindly follow orders. Sensing the lingering feelings between Aki and Gray, mechanic and comic relief Neil Fleming (Buscemi) and stoic Corporal Jane Proudfoot (Gilpin) give the two some private time to work through their feelings. It’s abundantly clear that, for all his smart mouth, Neil has a crush on Jane, one he’s too awkward to express out loud and instead resorts to grand gestures to try and win her affections. Unfortunately for him, this results in his death when a gigantic Phantom sneaks up on him during their escape from the barrier city. While she’s largely dismissive of Neil and scolds him like a child at times, Jane’s incensed by Neil’s death and flies into a rage, only to ultimately embrace the same end when it’s clear she can’t defeat the Phantom. They’re joined by surly Master Sergeant Ryan Whittaker (Rhames), a soft-hearted brute who follows his commander out of blind loyalty. After being mortally wounded during the escape from the barrier city, Whittaker demands that they leave him behind with a gun and covers their escape, ultimately dying and leaving Gray fully ready to make his own desperate last stand to cover Aki and Dr. Sid’s journey to the ~~Northern Crater~~ Phantom Crater. Luckily for Gray, Aki won’t let him foolishly throw his life away and Gray joins her in descending into the crater, only finally realising that Dr. Sid’s seemingly mad theories are all-too true and that he, not Aki, holds the key to stabilising the life force of their fractured and doomed world.

*General Hein refuses to believe the Phantoms are alien ghosts and is undone by his delusions.*

The Phantoms come in all shapes and sizes, from humanoid warriors to gigantic, Lovecraftian creatures that defy description. Largely insectile, sporting tentacles and stingers and carrying weapons they never seem to fire, the Phantoms emerge from the ground and pass through walls with ease. Though they can be cut down and seemingly killed, hundreds more rise in their place and, since they’re largely invisible, they easily get the drop on the unprepared. Even when Aki and the Deep Eyes use technology to detect the Phantoms, fighting even one of them is a lost cause as they kill with a touch and just being near them can be infectious. As if their name (“Phantoms”) wasn’t enough of a clue, the creatures turn out to not be an invasion force, but the tortured spirits of a long-dead world who were carried to Earth via a meteor. Having waged war on their world and ultimately destroyed their planet, the restless alien spirits rise again as dangerous ghosts alongside the other creatures that inhabited their world. Their motivation is revealed to not be conquest, but simply that they cannot rest, though they remain no less dangerous after this revelation. As if an endless swarm of ghostly aliens wasn’t bad enough, Aki’s efforts to recover the eight spirits are undermined by General Hein. A brash, delusional, and paranoid military man, General Hein genuinely believes that the only logical course of action is to slaughter the Phantoms at their source using the Zeus Cannon, an orbital laser powered by the same energy emitted by the creatures. Cold and callous, General Hein relishes publicly humiliating Dr. Sid and throws his authority around with reckless abandon, happily branding even his own troops traitors if they dare question his orders. General Hein is so sure that the Zeus Cannon will work and so desperate to avenge his losses that he orders the city’s barrier to be partially lowered to let in some Phantoms, believing his troops can contain them before realising that he’s doomed the entire city. While this seems to bring him to his senses for a moment, it actually tips him over the edge into full on megalomania. Believing Aki is under the influence of the Phantoms, he refuses to entertain her revelation about them or acknowledge her warnings and orders the Zeus Cannon to be fired, even personally re-routing power and ultimately undoing himself due to his obsession.

The Nitty-Gritty:
My advice to any Final Fantasy fans coming into Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within is not to expect a movie that reflects the source material. You’re much better off watching the film as a sci-fi alien invasion movie than a Final Fantasy adaptation; doing this makes it much more enjoyable, even if it does tend to drag in the middle. However, while the movie has little resemblance to the videogames, there are some loose familiar elements. Dr. Sid is the most obvious example, taking the recurring name from the games (why Biggs and Wedge weren’t also used is beyond me), a Chocobo gets a brief cameo, and you could even argue that the Zeus Cannon is a technological stand-in for the mythical “Summons” usually seen in the games (though calling it the “Odin Cannon” would’ve been a stronger link). While the film isn’t set in a medieval fantasy land, has no magical Crystals, and features no magic, there are some thematic parallels that mirror the games, specifically Final Fantasy VII (Square, 1997). The planet having a life force, for example, is very similar to the “Lifestream” from that game; the steampunk-like technology is also similar, with the barrier city resembling Midgar; Deep Eyes and their uniforms kind of resemble SOLDIER; and the finale at the Phantom Crater reminds me of the descent into the Northern Crater to confront Sephiroth. The idea of the Phantoms spewing from this singular point isn’t a million miles away from the “Lunar Cry” of Final Fantasy VIII (ibid, 1999) and the planet’s sprit is called Gaia, a recurring name for the planet in Final Fantasy games. Yet, the movie features none of the music from the games, no returning characters, and is as far removed from the source material as Final Fantasy VII was from the first Final Fantasy, so I can understand why long-time fans of the games were disappointed by the film, which changes so much of the source material that it’s almost unrecognisable.

*As visually impressive as the film is, it suffers from being nothing like the source material.*

However, put that aside and watch it as a sci-fi alien invasion movie, and it’s not that bad a watch. Sure, there’s a lot of existential musings on the soul, the nature of the planet, and the difference between logic and reason and abject aggression but there’s a fair amount to like here. The Phantoms are very intriguing; I loved how they all looked so different, from flying snakes to massive Eldritch abominations. I liked the sheer hopelessness that was evoked whenever even a handful of the humanoid Phantoms showed up and how desperate the situation was for all involved since humanity is on the brink of extinction. The performances were all solid throughout as well. Steve Buscemi and James Woods, especially, stole every scene they were in with their comical, over the top delivery that was perfectly mirrored in their character’s performances. And this is, naturally, where Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within shines the brightest. It’s a technical marvel, there’s no doubt about it, showcasing dramatic and cinematic camera angles never seen before in CGI animation and providing the most photorealistic CGI “actors” the world had ever seen. The detail put into Aki, especially, is staggering and you can really feel every emotion, doubt, and strength of conviction through her. Gray doesn’t get quite the same nuance, but General Hein is suitably menacing, Dr. Sid fittingly portrayed as a disheartened but no less enthusiastic grandfather, and the technical achievements of the film can’t be understated. It still holds up really well today, even if technology has advanced so far that most modern videogame cutscenes are now technically superior. Unfortunately, everything does come across as very bland and bleak. This makes sense considering the context, but it’s clear that the darkness and griminess was a conscious choice to hide imperfections in the CGI. The Phantoms are the most colourful thing in The Spirits Within, giving them an ethereal presence that’s bolstered by the fear and desperation of the characters and the creatures’ death touch to make them incredibly ominous. I do wonder what a more traditional, medieval fantasy setting would’ve looked like with this same technology and if it would’ve aged as well, but it is impressive to see CGI characters brought to life so realistically, even if they spend most of the film just standing or sitting and debating beliefs.

*Gray’s sacrifice allows Aki to dispel the Phantoms and restore Gaia to full health.*

As Aki’s condition worsens, her visions become more intense and detailed, finally allowing her to figure out what anyone with a brain could’ve told her: the Phantoms are alien ghosts, not an invasion force. Unfortunately for her, she and the Deep Eyes must escape the barrier city, which has been compromised thanks to General Hein’s arrogance, resulting in the loss of Gray’s entire squad. Realising the eight spirit is at the Phantom Crater, Aki, Gray, and Dr. Sid head there to retrieve it, finding the infectious spirit of the Phantom’s world threatening Gaia. Unfortunately, General Hein takes his obsession to its logical conclusion and bombards the site with the Zeus Cannon. Although Aki tries to reason with him, General Hein balks at her words and orders the assault to continue, destroying the eighth spirit and, ultimately, himself when he refuses to let go of his vendetta. To make matters worse, the Zeus Cannon also penetrates Gaia, wounding her and leaving her susceptible to the Phantom Gaia’s influence, which seeps in as a tangled mess of red roots. Left defenceless and with the Phantoms closing in on them, Aki has one last vision that makes her realise that the Phantom particles within her have been changed by her spirit and transformed into the eighth spirit. Though sceptical, Gray allows Aki to take the power node from his weapon and broadcast the energy wave, which pushes back the Phantoms. However, when this proves insufficient in restoring Gaia, Gray makes the ultimate sacrifice and acts as a medium between the planet’s corrupted life force and the spirit resting with Aki, dissipating the Phantoms and returning Gaia to normal at the cost of his life. With the Phantoms having finally been laid to rest and Dr. Sid finally seeing his lifelong beliefs with his own eyes, a despondent Aki returns to the surface cradling Gray’s lifeless body and sees a world finally free from the invading spirits.

The Summary:
I was a SEGA kid growing up, so I didn’t get to play the Final Fantasy games (legitimately, anyway) until I was in my twenties and got a PlayStation 3. I knew of the franchise thanks to gaming magazines and such, but I believe my first real experience of it was Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within. I think that ignorance, my personal lack of nostalgia for the traditional videogames, and my love of sci-fi films has always contributed to me having a soft spot for this movie. It’s nothing like any of the games; it has none of the characters you know, none of the tropes, and only surface-level similarities in its themes. As an adaptation, it’s very poor and has little fidelity to the source material. However, that doesn’t mean it’s necessarily bad; it just means you have to view it differently. As a sci-fi alien invasion film, it’s pretty decent. The Phantoms are a really interesting twist on the formula (even if the “twist” can be seen from a mile away) and I loved how they were so dangerous and unstoppable. I like the post-apocalyptic setting and the delusional General Hein, who stole the show for me, and the desperation faced by everyone to combat this threat. The existential themes at work were a bit obnoxious at times, the pacing felt very off and it does drag in the middle, and I would agree with arguments that many of the characters were wooden and underdeveloped. Aki gets the most screen time and the most development, which makes sense, but isn’t always the most interesting character, and the Deep Eyes squad quickly descend into one-dimensional (if enjoyable) characterisations. Of course, the most impressive aspect of Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within is the CGI, which still holds up today. The level of detail in the characters is extraordinary and it’s clear that a lot of time, effort, and money went into the project. Unfortunately, I think it was largely squandered. By being so removed from the source material, the filmmakers alienated their target audience, and bogging the film down with a dull pace didn’t help cover for this decision. I still like it and still defend it, but even I don’t watch it all that much and I can see why both die-hard Final Fantasy fans and even casual audiences would be disappointed as, once you get past the technical achievements of the film, there isn’t much left to sustain your engagement.

My Rating:

Pretty Good

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Game Corner: Final Fantasy VII Remake (PlayStation 4)

16/04/202522/03/2026Dr. K1 Comment

Released: 10 April 2010
Developer: Square Enix Business Division 1
Also Available For: PC, PlayStation 5, Xbox One, Xbox Series X/S (Intergrade Version)

The Background:
Before the PlayStation, Square’s Final Fantasy titles were primarily known as a Nintendo-based franchise. That all changed with Final Fantasy VII (Square, 1997), an award-winning role-playing game (RPG) that sold over ten million copies for the upstart console. Final Fantasy VII was so successful that Square Enix were inspired to expand its lore and characters through numerous spin-off media, including a computer-generated movie, an RPG/action shooter follow-up, and a mission-based prequel initially exclusive to the PlayStation Portable. Development of a remake can be traced back to the early 2000s, though hardware limitations saw the project delayed until late-2015. Rather than simply remaster the original, the team decided to completely rebuild Final Fantasy VII from the ground up, replacing the turn-based mechanics for a more action-orientated gameplay style and creating all-new, photorealistic character models. Soon into development, the team also decided to split the game into three parts, expanding on supporting characters and even adding additional story elements to bolster this first entry. The announcement and first trailer alone did big numbers for Square Enix and the game sold over 3.5 million units worldwide within its first three days and was met with critical acclaim. Reviews praised the expanded characters and lore, the revised combat mechanics, and the deep dive into Midgar society. While some criticised the slower parts of the story and some tedious mechanics, Final Fantasy VII Remake echoed its source material by becoming an award-winning title. In 2021, an enhanced port dubbed Final Fantasy VII Remake Intergrade was released for the PlayStation 5, where the second part of the project released, also to widespread praise.

The Plot:
The Shinra Electric Power Company drains the planet’s “Lifestream” by harvesting its “Mako” energy, making life miserable for the lower classes. Ex-SOLDIER Cloud Strife reluctantly teams with eco-terrorist group Avalanche to oppose Shinra, only to end up defending fate itself when Sephiroth, a celebrated SOLDIER, enacts a mad plot to alter the timeline and become a God.

Gameplay and Power-Ups:
Final Fantasy VII Remake is, as the title suggests, an action-orientated remake of the classic RPG Final Fantasy VII. As in the original game, players assume the role of stoic mercenary Cloud Strike, a troubled young man who wields various swords as tall as he is, and team up with some colourful characters in a bid to first stick it to a corporate conglomerate, then to defend both the world and fate itself. If you’ve never played the original game, this is a great way to experience the story for the first time. However, Remake does dabble in multiple timelines and rely on references near the later stages so some familiarity with the original is required. Those who are well-versed in the original and the series will find new gameplay options available here that mix things up. Obviously, the turn-based mechanics are gone, replaced with the franchise’s more modern third-person, active battle system. You can set up battles to somewhat resemble the original system with “Classic” mode, where attacks are automated and you simply focus on making decisions, though I chose to play on “Easy” mode and have full control over Cloud and his allies. Battles are semi-random; enemies appear and occasionally respawn in specific areas for you to battle for experience points (EXP) and Gil, but you won’t be assaulted every other step like in the original game. When in combat, Square unleashes your standard attack and holding it performs either a multi-hit swing or an automated combo, depending on who you’re controlling. Triangle activates each character’s signature move: Cloud switches between the faster, weaker “Operator” stance and the slower, more powerful “Punisher” stance, while Barret Wallace unleashes a powerful blast from his gun arm that must be recharged, Tifa Lockhart executes a whirlwind uppercut, and Aerith Gainsborough deals magical damage with Tempest. X opens the command menu, slowing the battle to a snail’s pace as you select magic attacks, items, or character abilities. Circle allows you to evade, you can guard by holding R1 to reduce incoming damage, L1 opens your shortcut menu (allowing you to quickly perform preset actions), and you can lock-on to targets by pressing in the right stick. While in the “Commands” menu, L2 or R2 issue commands to your two teammates and you can switch to them with the directional pad, though they’ll battle independently without your input.

*Combat is fast and action-packed as you pummel enemies with spectacular special attacks.*

Although battles are much more chaotic and action-packed, many of Final Fantasy VII’s mechanics return here. Your health points (HP) are depleted as you take damage, with characters being knocked unconscious after enough hits, and utilising spells such as Fire, Cure, or Barrier drains magic points (MP). Attacking enemies builds up the Active-Time Battle (ATB) gauge and allows you to perform certain actions. You need at least one bar to consume a restorative item, cast a spell, or perform a character’s special abilities, with stronger magic and attacks consuming two bars. These special abilities are dictated by the weapons you hold; each weapon unlocks a new ability once you use it enough, allowing you to use it whenever you like with different weapons, and these abilities essentially replace the multiple “Limit Breaks” of the original game. Limit Breaks are still present, however, and again activated when a small gar fills up during battles. Selecting a special ability or Limit Break can turn the tide of trickier battles as you’ll deal greater damage or inflict wider status effects so they’re worth experimenting with. Victory not only earns you EXP to boost your level and stats (attack, defence, speed, etc) but also nets you Skill Points (SP). These are spent in a surreal menu not unlike Final Fantasy X’s (Square, 2001) Sphere Grid and boost your stats further or grant you additional Materia slots. As you explore and interact with non-playable characters (NPCs), you’ll find Materia that can be equipped to weapons, armour, and accessories. Materia allows you to cast spells in battle, from elemental attacks like Fire, Thunder, and Blizzard, to defensive spells like Barrier and Haste, to boosting your stats and assessing enemy weaknesses. Materia also levels-up through battle and the acquisition of Ability Points (AP), and levelling-up certain Materia lets you cast more powerful spells, though these consume more MP and have a noticeable charge time. Certain weapons add elemental effects to your attacks and most enemies have some kind of elemental weakness, so having a diverse set of Materia is key to mastering the combat system. It also helps to take advantage of buffs and status draining magic, capitalise on “critical hits”, and pummel your target when they’re “staggered”.

*Completing side quests and mini games nets you Summons, fast travel, and other rewards.*

When facing more powerful enemies, this staggered state is crucial to victory as landing successive hits builds the “Summon” meter. If you have a Summon Materia equipped, you can call forth a powerful beast to fight alongside you. Unlike in the original game, you issue orders to the Summon from the Commands menu and it’ll fight with you until the bar depletes. There are only four Summons available, with three locked behind virtual reality missions where you must defeat them to earn them, but they’re well worth bringing out during tougher boss battles. Victory, chests, and completing side quests also nets you Gil, which you spend on items to restore your HP, MP, or remove status effects like sleep and toad, purchase weapons and accessories, and buy more Materia. You can also use it to rest in inns, but I found little use for this as the game’s littered with helpful benches that restore your party to full health and Cloud even has a free room he can rest in during the first part of the game. This meant I never bought any items and rarely used them in battle and was much more frugal with my MP expenditure than usual, especially as I took the time to complete side quests to gain greater levels and gear. At various points throughout the chapter-based story, you’re encouraged to complete side quests for the destitute inhabitants of the Slums or the boisterous locals at Wall Market. These see you finding and feeding Chocobos to unlock a fast travel system, collecting medicines, defeating enemies that’ve infested the scrapyard and other areas, finding mischievous local kids, and playing songs to cheer people up. You’re usually rewarded with Gil but you’ll also unlock new Materia or be gifted SP or certain gear. Though these side quests did feel like padding at times, it was a great way to flesh out the game’s supporting characters and develop a deeper connection to the Midgar residents, meaning it has more emotional impact when Shinra decimates the area and kills most of them as recompense for your disruptive actions.

*Gameplay is mixed up with some racing, interactable, and puzzle solving sections.*

While Final Fantasy VII Remake is heavy on combat, you can run from most battles and much of your time between fighting is spent interacting with party members, other members of Avalanche, and the NPCs in the Slums and other Sectors. These interactions also see you participating in various mini games, such as a squat and pull up contest where you rhythmically press buttons in the correct order, culminating in a full-blown rhythm game where a cross-dressing Cloud shows off his dance skills! There are two sections where you race along the Midgar highways on a motorcycle; both see you swinging your sword at Shinra’s soldiers or blasting them with a beam attack, though the second jaunt sees you dodging anaerial bombardment and taking on a massive tank! While most areas are sprawling and daunting in their size, your helpful mini map, onscreen compass, and the larger in-game map steer you in the right direction. Puzzles generally involve squeezing through gaps, pushing things aside, or activating consoles and levers but you’ll also be moving crates (and giving Aerith a ride) using gigantic robotic hands, switching between parties to open doors, asking Red XIII to hop along walls to pull levers, and rescuing terrified children following Shinra’s horrendous counterattack. When bringing down the Mako Reactors, you’re given a time limit to battle to safety; when infiltrating Shinra headquarters, you find and upgrade identification cards and crawl through vents; and you’ll be firing grapnel guns with Triangle to escape the Slums, blasting walls with Barret’s gun arm to find goodies, and draining water to progress in the bug-infested sewers. Shinra-branded crates are scattered everywhere, and you can smash these for items, to restore a little MP with Mako Shards, and to collect Moogle Medals to trade in the slums. You’ll be competing in the colosseum to progress the story and gain levels, searching for cats and allies, following a disconcerting trail of glowing slime, clambering on overheard poles, and shifting disused trains around in your quest. None of it’s too demanding but the game does slow down noticeably during the more padded and tedious moments.

Presentation:
Final Fantasy VII Remake is absolutely gorgeous. The graphical standard is so high that it’s basically like playing through Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children (Nomura, 2005) and a far cry from the chibi-like polygons of the original! However, I did notice some texture warping in the environment now and then and a delay loading the correct, high-quality textures here and there. Still, character models are now expressive and incredibly realistic, with your party’s weapons and gear reflecting what you’ve equipped in every cutscene (so, for example, Cloud doesn’t default to the Buster Sword when you’ve equipped the Nail Bat) and them being more expressive than ever. Cloud, especially, benefits from this as the story revolves around him and him slowly coming out of his shell as he interacts with his unlikely friends and other NPCs. He’s socially awkward at times and hesitant to form deep connections, meaning he’s left quite uncomfortable by Jessie Raspberry’s advances and Aerith’s teasing. He constantly clashes with Barret, who constantly gives Cloud a hard time and it takes a while for him to see Cloud in a different light when he willingly opposes Shinra and defends Midgar. Barret is a standout character for his passionate love for the planet and his little girl, Marlene, but I was surprised to see how big a role supporting characters like Jessie, Biggs, and Wedge have this time around. They desperately try to pierce Cloud’s armour and he begrudgingly comes to care for them, making their injuries and deaths all the more impactful, but it’s obviously his care for Tifa and Aerith that have the most impact on his character. Beset by migraines and assaulted by visions of his past, a distorted version of events, and Sephiroth, Cloud is a deeply troubled young man initially just looking to get a payday who naturally assumes a leadership role and goes out of his way to protect his newfound friends, even accepting Red XII without hesitation.

*Midgar has never been so lively and expansive! it’s truly awe-inspiring to behold.*

These narrative moments are pivotal to Remake’s story and directly tie into your extended time in Midgar and its various Sectors. While you can argue it unnecessarily drags things out, I did form a deeper bond with the welfare of the NPCs and this area since I interacted with everyone and got a sense of their society. Remake is quite linear and restrictive at times, however; it’s rare that you’ll get lost as your destination is either clearly signposted or you’re barred from going in different directions. You can explore a bit, though, and will find nooks and crannies hiding chests, Materia, health-restoring benches, or other minor goodies. Sometimes you have to go out of your way to find these, like directing moving platforms to an area behind some giant fans that you temporarily disable to snag some Materia. The game often highlights when you might’ve missed something with characters giving you the option to go back, but you can ignore these prompts if you just want to progress. You’ll be exploring Midgar’s Slums often, venturing into the squalor and interacting with the locals at the scrapyard, orphanage, or various shops. Aerith’s church is also here, of course, as is her beautiful house. You’ll also venture deeper into the oppressive and dark, steampunk-styled streets of Midgar to visit Jessie’s family, clamber up a pillar to escape, and toil in the dank sewers beneath Don Corneo’s opulent mansion. Quite often, you’re treated to a sprawling view of Midgar, which looms over the Slums like a dark shadow or stretches to the horizon, either twinkling with lights or left in ruins. The environments all recall the pre-rendered backgrounds of the original game but in a much greater scale. This is best felt when exploring the Mako Reactors, which feel large and lived in and fully operational, and when escaping the wreckage of the Slums and venturing into Shinra headquarters.

*Cloud’s emotional journey takes a dramatic twist by the end.*

Shinra headquarters is a high-tech skyscraper housing offices, an luxurious library (where the mayor is hidden away like a bad secret), toilets, and a museum dedicated to Shinra’s Mako research. It’s also home to Professor Hojo’s sprawling laboratory, where his Mako experiments created abominations and super-soldiers alike. Although Cloud is beset by fragmented memories, they become much more volatile here as Professor Hojo drops hints regarding his true past and his visions of Sephiroth manifest in physical form. We get brief glimpses of Cloud and Tifa’s childhood and a fiery incident involving Sephiroth, but nothing concrete, of course. Sephiroth’s presence is much more prominent here than during the original game, with his presence altered to potentially be time displaced and often accompanied by ominous, robed spectres known as “Whispers”. These pop up at key moments to keep the timeline intact but rage out of control in the finale, engulfing Shinra headquarters and warping Cloud and his friends to a desolate, whirlwind of a wasteland for the game’s final battle. Final Fantasy VII had one of the best soundtracks in all of videogaming, to say nothing of the franchise, and it’s well represented here. All the memorable themes make a return and can be freely listened to from jukeboxes once you’ve acquired CDs from vendors and side quests, and they even dynamically shift depending on what you’re doing. While your party won’t strike poses after every battle, they do in the combat simulator and Barret likes to hum the “Victory Fanfare” after a win, which is fun. A new remix of “One-Wing Angel” plays during the final battle, which always ups the ante of these situations, and Cloud’s confrontation with Sephiroth echoes their final encounter in Advent Children and recreates the automated showdown from the end of the original game. Finally, Remake ends with a tantalising teaser for what’s to come as we witness an alternative timeline where Zack Fair survived his dramatic last stand and leaves the ultimate fate of these characters up in the air since Sephiroth’s messing with the timeline.

Enemies and Bosses:
It’s been a while since I played Final Fantasy VII so I admit that I didn’t recognise many of the enemies I cut down throughout the remake. Some Final Fantasy staples are recognisable, of course, like the flaming Bombs, frog-like Hedgehog Pies, and the deceptively dangerous Tonberries. Many battles pit you against Shinra’s forces; these militant goons wield machine guns, toss grenades, hide behind riot shields, and even fly using helicopter blades. Shock troopers, faster, more annoying “elite” variants, and even 3^rd class SOLDIERS also crop up, alongside turrets, small drones, and cannons. Some of these are placed amidst the environment and can be pre-emptively destroyed by Barret; others come to life from the background or pop up from holes in the ground. Shinra also employs large mechs known as “Sweepers” that boast buzzsaw appendages, flamethrowers, and missile launchers. Their clandestine operatives, Rude and Reno of the Turks, occasionally attack from a chopper and their troops are often accompanied by monstrous guard dogs seemingly bred from Red XIII. Various bizarre monsters, presumably discarded experiments or the result of Shinra’s hazardous actions, are also fought in the Slums and other Sectors. Ravenous rats, crane-like birds, disgusting insects, and weird amphibious creatures are as commonplace as living junk and bandits looking to pick a fight. Ghosts and the ominous Whispers are also encountered numerous times, alongside lizardmen, wolf-like beasts, and the truly peculiar “Unknown Entities” birthed from Professor Hojo’s lab! Many attack in groups and utilise similar magic to you, but you’ll find they invariable have elemental weaknesses, items to be stolen, or are all bark and no bite, especially if your levels and weapons are particularly strong. I’d recommended using Assess to keep a record of their weaknesses, hitting the touch panel on the controller to review each enemy afterwards, and equipping Enemy Skill to learn some of their more troubling abilities for yourself. The game also logs battle intel on each creature for you to review and this ties into the VR side quest to snag new Materia as well.

*Shinra’s mechs and agents will hound you throughout the story.*

Shinra’s military arm is second to none in the world of Final Fantasy VII and, consequently, you’ll be battling some massive, heavily armed mechs. The Scorpion Sentinel is a significant first boss since you’re also battling a twenty- or thirty-minute timer during the escape portion. The Scorpion Sentinel sets a precedent for the game’s bosses in that they all consist of multiple phases, with the environment changing or the boss altering its appearance and attacks as you deal damage. Able to lock on and bombard you with missiles, leap to the walls, and fire a devastating laser beam from its tail, the Scorpion Sentinel isn’t to be underestimated but, as with every other boss, can be staggered by targeting its appendages and elemental attacks (in this case Thunder) turn the tide. The Crab Warden is somewhat similar, though favouring flame bursts and electrifying the floor and with a central generator and pilot for you to target once you bust through its defences. The Airbuster continues the trend, though the difficulty of the timed fight is set by you since you can sabotage the machine while exploring the Mako Reactor. The Airbuster boasts a large beam cannon, launches its fists, and flies out of reach to pepper you with missiles. In the second phase, it sits at the end of a narrow walkway and will decimate you with its beam unless you take cover, while filling the space with laser beams in the third phase. The Valkyrie flying machine chases you down as you escape the Slums, favouring rapid-fire chainguns and explosive artillery, the tank-like Arsenal must have its wheels cut from under it on the highways, and you must swap between parties to battle the snake-like Swordipede in the depths of Shinra headquarters. This electrified mech flies about, tossing a buzzsaw and blasting you with an electrical field that can make it tough to hit. Alongside these mechs, you’ll battle Shinra’s human forces: Reno and Rude, in particular, are a troublesome duo, attacking with both speed and power. You’ll also match wits with SOLDIER 3^rd Class Roche, earning his begrudging respect in a duel, and must target Rufus Shinra’s canine companions to keep him from counterattacking with a shotgun to your face!

*Bizarre, monstrous creatures lurk in the shadows and burst free from Professor Hojo’s lab.*

You’ll also face some large, generally grotesque monsters. If you want to summon Shiva, Chocobo and Moogle, and the Fat Chocobo, you must first defeat them in VR simulations, which isn’t too difficult given their obvious weaknesses. While competing in the Wall Market colosseum, you’re forced to fight the Hell House, a strange sentient house that’s initially immune to physical attacks, protects itself with Barrier, sends fireworks into the arena, and uses its jet boosters to stay out of reach. While in the sewers, you battle the troll-like Abzu, targeting its horns with Fire magic and avoiding its devastating pounce and poisonous water. A damaged Abzu reappears when you revisit the sewers, now accompanied by its pig-like offspring, retreating to tunnels to flood the room but otherwise retaining the same attacks. Abzu is good practice for the Type-0 Behemoth, a ravenous beast best crippled by attacking its torso and hind legs so you can target its horns, which make it otherwise invulnerable. Similar to the Whispers, who spawn the “Enigmatic Spectre” mini boss, the ghosts that haunt the trainyard are governed by the Ghoul, a poltergeist-like entity that teleports, becomes intangible, and inflicts Silence. This is merely the prelude to the Grim Reaper-like Eligor, who races around in a chariot, sweeps the floor with its eye laser, and can only be attacked from behind (preferably by ice-based magic). Finally, there’s Specimen H0512, a Cthulhu-like chimera with no elemental weaknesses, poisons and who “Slows” you with Noxious Expulsion and Mako Expulsion, slams one of your team around like a ragdoll, and spawns disgusting little minions to distract you.

*Sephiroth reaches out from across time to try and undo his defeat and realise his mad goals.*

Final Fantasy VII Remake includes an all-new form of Jenova, Jenova Dreamweaver, a malformed, Lovecraftian, tree-like entity fought in Shinra headquarters. This writhing, tentacled thing is rendered vulnerable by attacking its appendages, which spawn throughout the arena, pushes you back with Cast Aside, targets a single character with the hard-hitting Vengeance laser orb, and envelops itself in an impenetrable barrier with Rejection. It’s a fun, three-stage fight that keeps you on your toes, but the tension really ramps up once you enter the “Singularity” and are confronted by the titanic Whisper Harbinger. This towering monstrosity is too big and too far away to hit, but it does create three Whisper-like avatars: Whisper Rubrum, Whisper Viridi, and Whisper Croceo. Though colour-coded, they have no elemental weaknesses and instead absorb elemental attacks; they also constantly teleport and respawn, so it’s better to focus on one at a time. Deal enough damage and they’ll cast Correction, separating your party and forcing you to flee as the Whisper Harbinger wrecks the floating environment and showers the floor with lightning blasts. When Barret and Red XIII leave to attack Whisper Harbinger directly, you’ll face Whisper Bahamut, which throws explosive purple flame balls and the devastating, unavoidable Megaflare. Defeating it, and the other avatars, sees the Whisper Harbinger lose health and eventually crumble but this is a gruelling multi-stage fight that I’m not sure has checkpoints between each phase. Victory sees you confront Sephiroth, first as Cloud alone and then alongside his friends. Sephiroth is fast, casting elemental attacks, attacking with a sword beam, launching a three-swipe attack, and being the most aggressive and damaging enemy you’ll face. His Aeolian Onslaught can be tricky to dodge, his Hell’s Gate creates an explosion of light that hits anyone nearby, his Flamewall restricts your movements, and his Octoslash is effectively a one-hit KO attack. Once you deal enough damage, Sephiroth casts Meteor; you then have until the count of ten to finish him off before your whole party is decimated! This is a tough fight but also incredibly enjoyable. It echoes the Advent Children finale while also bolstering Cloud’s relationships since his friends arrive to help him for each phase of the fight.

Additional Features:
Final Fantasy VII Remake has fifty-four Trophies up for grabs, with one awarded each time you clear a story chapter and when you finish the game. You’ll get additional Trophies for completing side quests, like decorating the orphanage, helping out Johnny, and defeating Summons in VR. Collecting CDs, calling upon a Summon, levelling-up Materia and your characters, and mastering weapons all award Trophies as well. While it’s easy enough to win a battle and stagger an enemy, mastering the darts mini game, receiving praise from Jessie for your motorcycle skills, completing all the squat and pull up challenges, and beating the game on “Hard” mode are a bit more taxing. “Hard” mode is unlocked once you finish the game and disables items and restricts you to healing at benches, making for a far greater challenge. Beating the game also unlocks a chapter select option so you can retry any remaining side quests all while retaining your current level and gear. Your EXP and AP is also doubled at this point, which is helpful, a play log is unlocked, and additional battles are added to the combat simulator. Completing Chadley’s Battle Intel requests lets you battle and add Bahumut and Leviathan to your team, and you’ll need to defeat all these Summons to take on the optional superboss the Pride and Joy Prototype. In addition to a bevy of options, from combat controls to camera positions, you can also upload your save file to the PlayStation 5 to continue your game there. The PlayStation 5 version is the only way to play an interlude mission involving Yuffie Kisaragi, so it’s probably better you upgrade to that version to get the full experience.

The Summary:
Unsurprisingly, I’m a big fan of Final Fantasy VII. I enjoyed playing through it and have been waiting for a remake for a long time, though I never expected Square to go this far with it! I would’ve settled for a graphical overhaul of the original, with additional CGI FMVs tossed in to bolster the experience but, much like Capcom, Square went above and beyond in remaking arguably their most successful RPG and the results are clear to see. Final Fantasy has never looked better; Remake is like playing through a high-budget CGI movie, with an incredible sense of detail and depth to every environment. Making you interact with NPCs and spend more time helping them out fleshed out every character, not just the supporting roles, making them richer and more nuanced than ever. I loved the classic turn-based battle system and was worried I’d struggle here as a result, but combat is fast, fluid, action-packed, and intuitive. It’s fun issuing orders or switching to characters on the fly, taking cover, healing, or dishing out damage across the battlefield, to the point where it would’ve been great if this was a co-op experience! While the playable roster and the available gear is limited and you’re restricted to what amounts to the first disc of the original game, there’s a lot to see and do here and I liked the twist that this is more of a retelling of these events than a complete retread. The bosses were large and engaging and the sense of empowerment and progression was great; I played on “Easy” and didn’t get a single game over but enjoyed the sliding difficulty scale as the stakes increased. I’m glad it finally came to the Xbox and would gladly replay the game there, especially to experience the Intergrade add-on. Regardless, Final Fantasy VII Remake is an outstanding visual and gameplay experience, easily accessible to newcomers and packed with fan service for long-time fans, revitalising and expanding upon the original game in bold, new (and, crucially, fun) ways to present a truly amazing feat of videogaming.

My Rating:

Fantastic

Have you played Final Fantasy VII Remake? If so, what did you think to it and how do you think it holds up against the original? Were you disappointed that the project was split into three parts across two console generations? What did you think to the Whispers and the changes made to the story? Did you enjoy getting to know Midgar more intimately here? Which of the side quests was your favourite? Did you struggle against Whisper Harbinger and Sephiroth? Would you say it’s worth upgrading to the PlayStation 5 to continue the story? Which Final Fantasy game is your favourite? Let me know your thoughts on Final Fantasy VII in the comments and be sure to check out my other Final Fantasy content on the site.

Movie Night [National Anime Day]: Final Fantasy: Legend of the Crystals

15/04/202506/11/2025Dr. K2 Comments

15 April has been designated National Anime Day to celebrate the stylistic genre, which achieved mainstream success thanks to animators like Osamu Tezuka.

Released: 21 March 1994 to 21 July 1994
Directors: Rintaro, Naoto Kanda, and Tomohiko Ohkuda
Distributor: Madhouse
Budget: Unknown
Stars: Matt K. Miller, Sherry Lynn, John DeMita, Kate T. Vogt, Michael Sorich, Julia Fletcher, and Barbara Goodson

The Plot:
200 years after Final Fantasy V (Square, 1992), the malevolent Ra Devil (Sorich) arrives from the Black Moon and seeks the four elemental Crystals and only a quartet of unlikely heroes – headstrong Prettz (Miller), timid Linaly (Lynn), bumbling Valkus (DeMita), and mischievous Rouge (Vogt) – can stop him.

The Background:
In the mid-1980s, developer Square entered the Japanese videogame industry with simple role-playing games (RPGs), racers, and platformers for the Nintendo Famicom but, fearing low sales, forbade Hironobu Sakaguchi from developing a more complex RPG. That all changed with the success of Dragon Warrior (Chunsoft, 1986), prompting Square to reconsider their stance. Thus, Sakaguchi formed a small team to develop what he saw as his last chance at success in the industry. Of course, Final Fantasy (Square, 1987) was a huge hit that not only popularised the genre, but led to a slew of sequels and spin-offs over the following years. By 1994. the series spanned five games (with a sixth, arguably one of the greatest entries, due that same year). Final Fantasy V was a big hit upon release, despite not receiving an English translation, and Square sought to capitalise (and expand beyond videogames) by partnering with NTT Publishing on an original video animation (OVA) based on the title. The first direct sequel to a Final Fantasy game, Final Fantasy: Legend of the Crystals was originally released in Japan across four episodes on VHS before being dubbed into English and released in two volumes some three years later. At the time, the OVA was warmly received and praised for its visually engaging mixture of action and adventure. While some have criticised it as a poor adaptation and for its more comedic aspects, Final Fantasy: Legend of the Crystals became notorious for its scarcity. The OVA has never been re-released on any other media and is essentially lost to time, known only to a handful of die hard Final Fantasy and anime fans.

The Review:
200 years ago, the Warriors of Light (or “Valiant Ones”, as they’re referred to here) defeated the mad ambitions of Exdeath (dubbed “Exodus” here) to use the four elemental Crystals of Planet R to plunge all life into an everlasting void of darkness. Since then, Bartz Klauser (here called “Batz”), Lenna Tycoon, Galuf and Krile Baldesion, and Faris Scherwiz have passed into legend, with only Batz leaving behind a legacy in his descendants, the elderly Hassam (John Hostetter) and his brave but timid daughter, Linaly. Hassam operates alongside an unnamed Blue Mage (Unknown) as a spiritual advisor to Queen Lenna (Goodson), monarch of Tycoon, who learn from the wind itself of an oncoming danger. Despite his age, Hassam is adamant about journeying to the Wind Temple to investigate, determined to live up to the standard set by his ancestor. When Linaly offers to go in his place, the two reach a compromise to travel together, but Hassam refuses to allow boisterous Prettz to tag along as Linaly’s “bodyguard”. Believing the hot-headed youth would desecrate the sacred Wind Temple (and suspecting that Prettz just wants to impress Linaly), Hassam refuses to divulge their destination or let him on their boat, despite Linaly having a soft spot for the boy. Undeterred, Prettz follows on his bitchin’, steampunk-esque motorcycle, ultimately saving them from a gigantic, insectile desert monster when his nodachi proves more effective than the gaunt, featherless Chocobo Linaly summons. Despite severing the creature’s head with one dramatic slash, Prettz fails to impress Hassam who, too injured and exhausted to continue, insists that Linaly continue by herself. With Hassam returning to their village to rest and offering spiritual guidance to his granddaughter through a mystical talisman, Prettz continues to follow Linaly, whom he has an obvious crush on. Though she steadfastly refuses his offer for a ride since she wants to honour her grandfather’s wishes to go alone, Linaly soon changes her mind when threatened by a massive airship. Piloted by treasure-hungry pirate Rouge and her all-female crew, the pirates accost them, looking to steal their bike and possessions. Although Prettz manages to elude the pirates using his riding skills and one of his trademark spiked bombs, he makes an enemy of Rouge, who vows to hunt him down and make him pay for the humiliation.

*Prettz insists on accompanying Linaly and gets mixed up with a magical Crystal.*

While taking refuge in a forest, Linaly reveals the true nature of her quest to Prettz and uses her talisman (and telepathic advice from Hassam) to guide them to the Wind Temple, leading them to a raging sandstorm which Prettz rushes head-first into while Linaly allows her faith to guide her. Upon reaching the Wind Temple, however, they find the shrine out of reach. Hitting upon an idea, Prettz doubles back and forces Rouge and her crew to pilot her airship into the temple valley, threatening to blow them all sky-high unless they agree. Begrudgingly, Rouge agrees and, despite her annoyance and doubts that her ship will even fit through the canyon, successfully brings Prettz to the temple’s entrance…where he finds Linaly waiting! While he was off being a show-off, Linaly investigated the area and solved the puzzle to open the way to the Wind Temple and she ventures inside with Prettz while Rouge is distracted by an incoming airship. Braving the temple’s interior, the duo locate the Crystal, which, upon contact, bombards Linaly with visions of the past and a malevolent figure and the spirits of the long-dead Valiant Ones crying for aid. Overwhelmed by the barrage, both Prettz and Linaly are powerless to keep the Wind Crystal from entering her body, where it glows ominously from her perky little butt (leading to much raunchy leering throughout the OVA). Desperate to help his friend, Prettz races from the Wind Temple, reasoning that the Blue Mage would be able to help her, only to be confronted by Valkus, the heavyset commander of the Iron Wings, the same airship that caught Rouge’s attention. Having learned that the other three elemental Crystals have been stolen and their nations have descended into chaos, Valkus and his crew flew to the Wind Temple to secure and protect the remaining Crystal. Naturally, Valkus believes Prettz and Linaly to be thieves and fires on the two when they not only refuse to return the Crystal but when Prettz also pushes his disrespectful attitude too far. Despite the Iron Wings’ bombardment and Valkus shooting at the two with his pistol, the duo topple Valkus and attempt to escape. After being grazed by one of Valkus’ shots, however, Prettz flies into a rage, only to have his sword blocked by the commander’s bare hands and the hostilities between the group ended when Rouge (who had been eavesdropping the entire time) knocks them all unconscious with gas and kidnaps them, lusting after the mysterious Crystal she heard them talking about.

*The lovelorn Valkus is locked up with the duo and learns of the impended threat from Mid.*

Elated to have captured not only the kids who humiliated her so badly but also the captain of the Iron Wings, Rouge spirits her quarry to her personal island and threatens them with torture. Defiant to the end, Prettz scoffs at her threats, maintaining his insolent attitude even when Rouge subjects him to a tickle machine. When Rouge threatens to snap Linaly’s neck with her whip, Prettz attacks in a fury, only to receive a beating that renders him unconscious. The three are thrown into a cell while Rouge ponders her next strategy. Though Prettz desperately tries to break out, he receives little help from Valkus, who finds himself confused by his attraction to Rouge. While Valkus’s crew frantically search for their lost commander, following sporadic energy spikes emitted by the Wind Crystal, the prisoners are stunned when the Crystal suddenly emerges from Linaly’s chest, and the spirit of Mid Previa (Fletcher) appears before them. The grandson of Cid, an ally of the Valiant Ones, Mid’s restless spirit ignores Prettz’s insolence and drops a bunch of exposition on the captives. Sometime after defeating Exodus, Mid was heartbroken when his beloved grandfather died, taking all his secrets of the Crystals with him since he’d come to realise it was foolish to meddle with their divine power. While mourning at Cid’s grave, Mid was suddenly attacked by the same dark figure that’s been haunting Linaly’s dreams and barking orders at his robotic subordinate throughout the OVA. This demonic being, later identified as Ra Devil, desecrated Cid’s grave, stealing his brain to absorb the old man’s knowledge, and murdered Mid simply for witnessing the act. Unable to rest, Mid pleads with Linaly to keep the Crystal safe within her and reveals that the three of them (and Rouge) have been chosen by the Wind Crystal to be the new Valiant Ones destined to save Planet R from destruction. Despite Prettz’s scepticism and continued hostility towards Mid because of their shared feelings for Linaly, the group soon set aside their differences when Rouge takes Linaly to forcibly remove the Crystal from her. Thanks to spurring Valkus on with promises that he can see Rouge again if they escape, Prettz finally breaks free from the cell and is forced to follow Mid’s lead.

*The rag-tag Valiant Ones must awaken a dragon to confront Ra Devil on the Black Moon.*

Although Rouge implied that she would surgically remove the Crystal, Prettz is stunned to find the pirate queen serving his friend laxatives! After fighting past Rouge’s guards, Prettz rescues Linaly and reunites with his bike, thanks to Mid, discovering a massive cavern filled with explosives. When their escape threatens to turn violent, Valkus intervenes to try and make peace, only for Ra Devil’s Deathgyunos forces to attack. Prettz lures the alien creatures away, claiming that he possesses the Wind Crystal and allowing the others to flee to the Iron Wings. Prettz leads the creatures to the cavern of explosives and sets off a massive explosion that leaves Rouge’s island in flames, distraught at the sight, Rouge is offered some comfort by the blushing Valkus and Linaly is overjoyed to see Prettz inexplicably survived the explosion despite being at the heart of it. Reunited on the Iron Wings, Rouge is initially outraged when Valkus is forced to put her in chains to appease his loyal crew. However, she’s soon freed per a decree from Queen Lenna, whom the group meets in person upon reaching Castle Tycoon. Queen Lenna echoes much of Mid’s earlier exposition, explaining that the rag-tag group are the last hope for the world, which will be torn apart if Ra Devil acquires the last Crystal and absorbs their powers. Although Mid confirms the villain’s threat, the group remains sceptical: Linaly doesn’t believe she’s special, Prettz refuses to believe he’s been chosen by an inanimate object, and Rouge scoffs at the idea of a pirate like her being crucial to saving the world. Only Valkus accepts his destiny and the challenge of confronting Ra Devil on his base, the Black Moon, though the others are soon coerced into helping when Queen Lenna promises Rouge a treasure trove of riches and Prettz volunteers to protect Linaly, who quietly accepts her calling to save the world. However, to reach the Black Moon, the group must first venture into the depths of Castle Tycoon to awaken their guardian deity, the flying dragon (or “Hyriuu”). While Valkus and Rouge fend off the attacking Deathgyunos forces, Prettz, Linaly, and Mid head into the catacombs beneath the palace, fending off Ra Devil’s soldiers and taking a plunge through the clouds to a hidden stone shrine to the dragon. Prettz is dismayed to find the creature is represented only by murals and a tiny, flightless lizard (though Linaly is instantly enamoured by the cute little dragon). However, when Ra Devil appears in the chamber and kidnaps Linaly, shrugging off Prettz’s attack and terrifying Mid, Prettz finds himself astride the legendary dragon when it undergoes a dramatic transformation into a titanic winged deity ready to spirit the group to the Black Moon.

The Nitty-Gritty:
Although I haven’t played Final Fantasy V yet, Final Fantasy: Legend of the Crystals is no less enjoyable both as an adaptation/continuation of the game and as an anime. Setting it 200 years after the videogame is a good way to tell a brand-new story with some original characters, though I do wonder if this may alienate or disappoint fans of the game, who only get to see familiar characters returning as spirits. The visual, action, and humour are all far more reminiscent of Dragon Ball (1986 to 1989), focusing more on touches of lewd humour (mainly with everyone staring at Linaly’s glowing butt) and a fantasy land that’s less medieval and more disparate. I’d wager some of the locations will be familiar to fans of the videogame, especially Castle Tycoon and the Black Moon, and the OVA does a decent job of recreating a few of Final Fantasy’s gameplay mechanics. The group engage in random battles, for example; Linaly is a summoner (albeit not a very accomplished one); Queen Lenna is advised by a Blue Mage; and elements of the iconic Final Fantasy theme are sprinkled throughout the soundtrack. Airships are also few prominent and Linaly’s shown to be able to summon Chocobos. They don’t resemble the cute, furry beasts from the games, but this is attributed to Linaly not having fully realised her power. Each of the new Valiant Ones also has a “class” just like in the classic games, with Prettz being a swordsman, Linaly a mage, Valkus a marksman, and Rogue basically being a thief. Finally, there’s the obvious plot point of them safeguarding magical Crystals (specifically the Wind Crystal), which are so powerful and integral to Planet R that their absence causes nations to fall into ruin. Indeed, Queen Leena warns that simply protecting the Wind Crystal isn’t enough and that the world will end if the other three aren’t recovered, much less if their powers and corrupted by Ra Devil.

*The OVA is bolstered by some fun action and amusing moments between the heroes.*

Ra Devil is an indistinct and vague threat who spends the first three parts of the OVA barking orders from his Black Moon base and resembling little more than a shadowy, vaguely cybernetic/demonic figure. When he appears before Mid and Linaly, he cuts an intimidating if generic and stoic figure, conveying his menace through desecrating Cid’s grave, murdering Mid, and kidnapping Linaly. Rather than being ~~Exdeath~~ Exodus reborn, Ra Devil is a seemingly alien threat who leaves the heavy lifting to his Deathgyunos soldiers, a nigh-endless swarm of demonic creatures who have the numbers advantage but are routinely cut down by Prettz and Valkus. There’s some enjoyable anime action in this OVA, especially when Prettz blasts about on his motorcycle or busts out his sword (something that, sadly, doesn’t happen all that often). The airships are suitably impressive, being immaculately detailed, and I enjoyed the mixture of action and comedy in most action scenes. Rouge’s “torture” turning out to be tickling and prune juice was amusing, as was Mid constantly winding Prettz up by comparing him to a dog and being immune to his physical reprimands. Although the attraction between Prettz and Linaly isn’t dwelled on all that much and is mainly conveyed through his willingness to endure any hardship to protect her, I enjoyed Valkus’ adoration of Rouge, which left the big man a blushing mess whenever the sultry pirate was around. The mismatched Valiant Ones make for quite the odd partnership; they’re often plagued by doubts or bickering between each other rather than battling Ra Devil’s forces. While only Valkus and Mid (and, to a degree, Linaly) understand the true scope of Ra Devil’s threat, even Rouge is convinced to help save the planet when she’s presented with riches. Prettz may be a sceptic and have an unruly demeanour, but he’s loyal to Linaly almost to a fault, volunteering for dangerous missions without truly understanding what he’s up against and taking on foes and even natural disasters with only his moxie and bombs to back him up. Though he knows when to flee a confrontation, Prettz is quick to join a fight if insulted or if Linaly is in danger and impresses with his defiant spirit. This contrasts with Linaly’s more subdued characterisation and leads to some fun interactions between him and his rag-tag cohorts.

*Ultimately Linaly bests the God-like Deathgyunos, saves the world, and honours her ancestors.*

Despite none of their airships being protected against the vacuum of space, the flying dragon hauls Valkus and Rouge’s crafts into the void, leaving Rouge and her crew stunned to discover Planet R is round rather than flat. Upon spotting the Black Moon, Mid is dismayed to find that Ra Devil’s plot is already underway. After wandering the universe in search of the ultimate power, the half-crippled demonic entity built an ominous base on the Black Moon and hooked the three Crystals up to an elaborate machine. With Linaly in place alongside Cid’s severed brain, Ra Devil begins siphoning the Crystals’ energy to channel the cosmic power of the universe into his very being! While his minions cry out in joy as Ra Devil slowly absorbs the power and knowledge of the universe, a lightning bolt causes our heroes to crash to the Black Moon’s surface, which is both hospitable and strewn with debris. After ordering her crew to repair the damage and nurse the dragon back to health, Rouge joins Prettz, Valkus, and Mid in tracking Linaly using her talisman (which Prettz retrieved in the dragon’s chamber) and Cid’s desperate pleas. When Ra Devil completes his transformation into Deathgyunos, the “God of Oblivion” (a titanic Eldritch abomination of organs and metal), Valkus and Rouge return to their airships to counterattack his forces, leading to Valkus flying into a rage when Rogue is wounded and his ship to be destroyed in an ultimately futile attempt to bring the behemoth down. Although Prettz rescues Linaly, he’s attacked by her thanks to Deathgyunos’ influence and it’s only through Mid’s intervention that the girl is brought to her senses. After Valkus’s men retrieve the other three Crystals and Mid reunites with his grandfather’s brain, Mid stalls Deathgyunos’ advance to allow his newfound friends to escape. Undeterred and seemingly unkillable, Deathgyunos continues, relentless in its desire for complete obliteration and torturing Prettz after the Wind Crystal joins with him. Though Valkus destroys the abomination’s hand, Linaly’s left to confront the creature alone when it subdues her friends with its energy blasts. Summoning a flock of Chocobos, Linaly rips Deathgyunos to shreds, leaving it vulnerable to Prettz’s final sword slash. Victorious, the newly formed Valiant Ones bid a fond farewell to Mid, who crosses over to be with his grandfather and friends, before returning home. Linaly relates their adventure to Hassam, who reacts with awe and pride, and the OVA ends to show Vulkus joining Rouge’s pirates to be with his sultry queen.

The Summary:
It’s a shame that Final Fantasy: Legend of the Crystals isn’t more readily available. The best you can hope for are poor transfers on video streaming sites or maybe a battered VHS copy. It really should be more widely available and I’ve never understood why it isn’t, especially as Final Fantasy and anime fans would probably lap it up. This is a really fun OVA with a lot of amusing moments and memorable characters. I really liked how hot-headed and brazen Prettz was, how he treated everyone except Linaly with such a smart-mouthed disdain and how he impressed with his defiant, never-say-die attitude. He charges into situations without thinking, full of piss and vinegar, and never betrays his friends, no matter the situation. Linaly was probably my least favourite character since she’s so sombre and laid back. Though I enjoyed the relationship between her and Prettz, I would’ve liked to see more of her struggling with her ancestry. Valkus and Rouge were also great; I loved how the big, bossy oaf was left a blushing schoolboy whenever Rouge sauntered about and how mischievous and roguish the pirate queen was. Mid also proved an enjoyable foil for Prettz, even if he’s mostly there for exposition and as a link to Final Fantasy V. Again, I suspect the large gap between the game and the OVA may be disappointing to fans of Final Fantasy V as it may as well have just been a standalone Final Fantasy story since it’s so far removed from Final Fantasy V. I suspect the biggest issue from this is with Ra Devil, a painfully generic threat compared to Exdeath, though he at least visually makes up for it by transforming into a nigh-unstoppable Lovecraftian monstrosity at the end. I would’ve liked to see more from Ra Devil, perhaps have him physically interact with the heroes a bit more, and maybe create a link between him and Exdeath based on their shared desire for destruction. Similarly, while I enjoyed that much of the conflict came from the mismatched Valiant Ones learning to co-operate, it would’ve been nice to see a few more action scenes to show off the gorgeous animation. Otherwise, Final Fantasy: Legend of the Crystals is a lot of fun and has a lot to offer. It’s definitely worth seeking out and petitioning for an official release for, if only to drag it out of obscurity so I can stop thinking of it as a “hidden gem”.

My Rating:

Great Stuff

Have you ever seen Final Fantasy: Legend of the Crystals? Were you disappointed that it was set 200 years after Final Fantasy V or did you enjoy the new characters? Which of the new Valiant Ones was your favourite and what did you think to their interactions? Did you like Ra Devil and how do you think he compares to Exdeath? Would you like to see the OVA be more widely available or do you think it deserves to be forgotten? What was your introduction to anime and how are you celebrating National Anime Day today? Whatever your thoughts on Final Fantasy: Legend of the Crystals, or anime in general, feel free to share them in the comments, support me on Ko-Fi, and go check out my other anime and Final Fantasy content.

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