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Released: 22 May 2008
Director: Steven Spielberg
Distributor: Paramount Pictures
Budget: $185 million
Stars: Harrison Ford, Shia LaBeouf, Cate Blanchett, Karen Allen, Ray Winstone, and John Hurt

The Plot:
When greaser Mutt Williams (LaBeouf) drops into his life with the news that his old friend, Professor Harold Oxley (Hurt), has gone insane and been captured by Nazi forces seeking the legendary Crystal Skulls, aging archaeologist and adventure-seeker Doctor Henry Jones Jr. (Ford), better known as “Indiana Jones” (or simply “Indy”), sets out on a life-changing rescue mission.

The Background:
Inspired by the pulp serials of his youth, George Lucas came up with the concept of Indiana Jones in the 1970s and, alongside director Steven Spielberg and star Harrison Ford, produced the critical and commercial hit Raiders of the Lost Ark (Spielberg, 1981), the controversially violent Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (ibid, 1984), and the highly-lauded (and highly profitable) third entry, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (ibid, 1989) to create one of cinema’s most influential franchises. Lucas and Spielberg initially made a deal to make five Indiana Jones movies for Paramount Pictures but, when they struggled to come up with a suitable story for a fourth film, focus shifted to the prequel series, The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles (1992 to 1993). While filming Harrison Ford’s cameo as an aged version of Indy for this series, Lucas was inspired by the concept of an older character tangling with B-movie-style aliens in the 1950s; although both Ford and Spielberg criticised the idea, Lucas pushed forward with a script, which would include the return of Sean Connery and Indy getting married, but the idea was summarily quashed upon the blockbuster release of Independence Day (Emmerich, 1996). However, by 2000, the idea was revived and refined to centre around the mysterious crystal skulls. Work on the script, and getting the project off the ground, stalled between 2002 and 2005 as the plot shifted away from the Nazis and towards the Cold War and, when filming finally began in June 2007, the production stayed firmly in the United States so Spielberg could stay close to his family. Although practical stunts and effects were emphasised to retain the style of the previous films, with the aging Ford still performing many of his own stunts, over 450 CGI shots ended up being incorporated to create the sci-fi elements and more dangerous aspects of the action, the quality of which was the subject of scathing criticism. Indeed, while Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull’s $790.7 million worldwide box office made it a huge success, reviews were mixed; while the action sequences and lead performances were praised, its execution and effects were criticised. The film was openly mocked for its more over the top elements and even star Shia LaBeouf spoke out against the film, a decision he later came to regret and potentially impacted his future in the franchise. Despite the overwhelming negative reception of the film, a fifth entry was announced soon after the franchise fell under the vast umbrella of the Walt Disney Company to continue the series, for better or worse.

The Review:
Unlike many my age, I didn’t really grow up with the Indiana Jones movies; I’d seen bits of them, maybe all of one, as a kid but it wasn’t until I was a little older that I really started getting into them. For years, it was one of the great constants and reliefs of my life that we had these three movies, a pretty consistent trilogy that was largely well regarded, and that I didn’t have to worry about any re-releases taking up more of my time, space, or money. And then, out of nowhere, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull came along. Almost twenty years after the last Indiana Jones adventure, in a climate where action cinema had not only changed so much but was on the cusp of exploding into fantastical superhero productions, Indiana Jones was set to return and I, like many, met this with a mixture of excitement and uncertainty. Harrison Ford had aged pretty well but had largely moved on from his more action-orientated roles, to say nothing of outright disowning some of them, but the concept of an aging hero returning to the fold was becoming popular at the time and, like Lucas’s epic sci-fi series, Indiana Jones is as much a popular brand as it is a character so it was guaranteed to bring audiences in on the name alone. For me, this movie also offered the first chance I’d ever had to see an Indiana Jones adventure on the big screen, adding to its allure, despite my personal dislike for Shia LeBeouf and the scepticism I had about the film, negatives that ultimately came to influence my perception of the movie, especially compared to its predecessors.

As ever, Indy’s reputation proceeds him; he’s specifically captured by the Russians because of his knowledge of Area 51 and, similar to the ending of Raider of the Lost Ark, is just as intrigued and excited by the secrets that are contained within it even when he has a butt-load of guns pointing at him. Seemingly having learned nothing after his experiences both on and, presumably, off-screen, Indy continues to scoff at superstitions and legends, particularly the idea of psychic powers, and is instead driven by the science and opportunity presented by such artefacts as the titular crystal skull. Interestingly, between movies, Indy was drafted into the war effort and contributed to the fight against the Axis Powers, coming out the other side with a war record and the rank of Colonel, indicating a development from a morally grey mercenary and tomb raider, to scholar and part-time government agent, to a fully-fledged and highly decorated patriot willing to go to war for his country. He’s thus understandably infuriated to be accused of treason thanks to his association with turncoat former MI6 agent George “Mac” McHale (Winstone), and with the shroud of secrecy and paranoia that has overtaken the American government since the war, especially concerning the Roswell incident that he was forced to advise on, and force both him and his friend, Dean Charles Stanforth (Broadbent), out of the university. Interestingly, Indy has noticeably grown in other ways; he’s more likely to consider the consequences of his actions and recognises the odds are against him now that he’s older, and also encourages his students to get out of the library, which is in stark contrast to his teachings from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. Yet, at the same time, it seems Indy has resigned himself to his teaching; he’s taken away from the classroom against his will and even openly introduces and refers to himself as Henry Jones, Jr. rather than his more adventurous nickname. Indy remains as well-read and learned as ever; of course, in this case, it helps that he advised on the Roswell remains and that he has first-hand knowledge of the crystal skulls thanks to his former friendship with Harold Oxley. It’s because of this that he’s able to decipher Oxley’s riddles and begin the film’s globe-trotting adventure, one that seems him decoding the old man’s mad scribbles and notes very similar to piecing together the notes from his father’s diary in the last film.

Thanks to being set in 1957, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull takes place during a time of free-spirited teenage rebellion; fun-loving kids take joyrides through the desert for a thrill, hang out at diners, and obsess over rock ‘n’ roll music. Accordingly, image and style are important to these youths, none more so than greaser Mutt Williams, a hot-headed upstart garbed in a leather jacket, infatuated with his slicked hair, and quick to defend his mother and himself from any perceived slights. Embodying a “too cool for school” attitude, Mutt was raised by his mother, Marion Ravenwood (Allen), without any knowledge of his true father; instead, he saw Oxley as father figure after his own father died in the war and has no idea that Oxley’s old protégé, Indy, is his real father. Of course, anyone with half a brain can see this twist coming a mile away but Indy remains oblivious for some time, meaning he and Mutt initially bond as peers; Indy encourages him to do his own thing and to follow his passions, advice he immediately retracts once he learns he’s Mutt’s father. As the youngest of the film’s protagonists, Mutt naturally takes centre stage in many of the action sequences; armed with a switchblade, the fighting spirit of youth, and willing to throw or ride into danger without a thought for the consequences, Mutt is very much the rebellious boy Indy was seen as by his own father. Though he’s still capable of holding his own in a fight, venturing into the field, and pulling off some insane tricks when his back’s against the wall, even Indy despairs of Mutt’s cavalier attitude; he’s of a generation that Indy doesn’t quite understand, forcing Indy into a scolding, cantankerous role of disgruntled mentor and father not entirely unlike the strict demeanour of Professor Henry Jones, Sr. (Sean Connery). While there’s a lot he admires about Mutt, the youngster is an emotional and volatile greaser who underestimates Indy’s skills and abilities and yet is dependent on his elder to figure out what happened to Oxley since mythology and history aren’t Mutt’s strength.

Despite the tensions running throughout the United States and federal agents being quick to point the finger at him, Indy still isn’t short on allies; while the bumbling Marcus Brody (Denholm Elliott) and Indy’s own father have died between movies (proving once and for all that, despite vague allusions to the contrary, neither Henry or Indy were granted everlasting youth or immortality by the Holy Grail), Indy still has a friend at the university, one willing to put his own career on the line to at least keep Indy tenuously connected to the institute, and eventually comes to bond with Mutt despite them both being aghast to learn of their true heritage. Indy and Marion’s reunion goes about as well as in Raiders of the Lost Ark but is given an extra wrinkle by the fact that she managed to move on after him and has become determined to shield her son from following Indy’s reckless ways to the point where she’s very overprotective of him and reluctantly reveals that his true name is Henry Jones III only when she and Indy face imminent death from a dry sand pit. From there, she gets swept up in their adventure as Indy’s deciphering of Oxley’s mad ravings leads them through the hazardous Amazon jungle to the lost city of Akator, resulting in some heated exchanges and, ultimately, the rekindling of their romance as neither can deny the attraction they still feel and are united in their affection for Mutt. Indy is distraught after seeing his old friend and mentor’s mental state when reunited with him in Peru; driven mad by prolonged contact with a crystal skull, Oxley is little more than a raving lunatic, a fact that breaks Mutt’s heart and unsettles Indy, who scoffs at the legends and rumours surrounding the crystalline artefacts. While largely relegated to comic relief, more of Oxley’s true self begins to bubble to the surface as he sees Indy in action and his research proves crucial to locating Akator, though only Indy is able to make practical use of it since Oxley’s in no state to share his knowledge and his rantings are beyond the expertise of the Russians.

In a nice change of pace, Kingdom of the Crystal Skull uses the Soviets as its primary antagonist rather than the Nazis; while functionally not too different, the Russian antagonists rely more on subterfuge and deception that blunt execution, posing as American military personnel to force their way into Area 51 and allowing Indy to do all the heavy lifting for them. The sense of distrust and geopolitical tension between these two superpowers is best embodied by Mac, an old ally of Indy’s from the Second World War who routinely betrays both friend and foe alike, his motivations never fully known, all to serve his own ends. Mac’s constant betrayals end up coming across more as a running gag and a constant annoyance; since we’ve never seen this character before, it’s hard to care when he turns on Indy and I can’t help but feel it might’ve meant more if this had been a character like Sallah (John Rhys-Davis) who we’d had a previous relationship with. His knowledge of Indy’s methods is invaluable to the alluring and menacing Colonel-Doctor Irina Spalko (Blanchett), a cold-hearted Russian agent who seems to example some form of telepathy, or at least empathetic powers, in order to forcibly extract information from her victims. An efficient and driven individual, Irinia maintains her composure at all times, proving swift and deft with her rapier and maintaining an eerie, unblinking façade no matter what’s happening around her. With little time for Indy’s antics or pointless delays, Irina isn’t above slaughtering an entire people or threatening anyone and everyone that gets in her way, torturing Oxley and holding him captive to the point of driving him to near madness in her search for the fabled crystal skulls, with which she and her fellow comrades plan to brainwash the world into following their will. While we don’t really learn all that much about her, Irina has a strange allure to her; she and Indy have a bit of a love/hate relationship which means that actually work well together when figuring out Akator’s location, and they could’ve been allies or perhaps even lovers in another set of circumstances, but her ruthlessness and dreams of world conquest are decidedly at odds with Indy’s quest to return the crystal skull to is resting place so its masters can finally leave our world.

The Nitty-Gritty:
Like Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Kingdom of the Crystal Skull seeks to evoke the spirit of Raiders of the Lost Ark, essentially tarnishing Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom as an aberration, a perpetual and unfortunate black sheep whose themes and presentation are secondary to the title font, structure, and narrative of the first movie. This means we not only get a classic Paramount Pictures logo, the return of the more subdued credits font, and a chance to see Indy teaching at the university, but also that the film explicitly references the first movie by finally exploring that secret government warehouse where the Ark of the Covenant was stored at the end of Raiders. To be fair, Indy still cuts an impressive figure despite his advanced age, but there’s a gruffness and weariness about him that’s to be expected now that he’s past his prime; he’s as adaptable as ever, maintaining his adventurous spirit and still capable of tackling multiple foes at once, but he’s much less optimistic about his odds and relies far more on elaborate tricks rather than his fists. Indeed, it’s telling that he barely uses his whip in this movie (though, to be fair, he didn’t use it much in Raiders…) and that there are numerous references to his age getting the better of him. These are played for laughs and give the character a sense of vulnerability and desperation that was either lacking or framed somewhat differently in the previous movies, where he was always flying by the seat of his pants, but do make me question the logic of portraying an older Indy in such an action-orientated fashion. Sure, Harrison Ford can clearly still go, or at least to the best of his ability, but recontextualising him in a way where he’s coming to the end of his adventurous ways (or, to put it another way, getting “too old for this shit”) and having to begrudgingly rely on Mutt in a twist on Indy’s relationship with his eccentric father might’ve been a better fit for me since I feel Indy’s character works best when he’s in his physical prime.

This means that Indy is even more on the backfoot than ever before which, again, is great for crafting a wily and vulnerable action hero but can lead to him looking a little foolish at times as he’s dominated by physically fitter enemies and forced to rely on pratfalls like incinerating a bunch of soldiers using a rocket engine and causing a brawl at a diner to escape the Russkies. Although I consider it an under-rated entry in the franchise, even I cant deny that Temple of Doom went a little over the top with its cartoonish humour and action sequences, but Kingdom of the Crystal Skull has it beaten thanks to two notorious set pieces. The first sees Indy stumble into a makeshift town designed to test the effects of an atomic bomb; literally at ground zero, Indy chooses to ride out the blast by shutting himself in a lead-lined fridge freezer. Somehow, despite being blasted clear across town by the resulting explosion, Indy emerges with barely a scratch on him and then immediately stops to admire the immense mushroom cloud left by the explosion, surely undoing whatever protection this tactic would’ve granted him and resulting in a sequence that’s so over the top that it may as well be in orbit! Mutt certainly follows in his old man’s footsteps in this regard; not only does he lash out at the Russians without a clear plan in mind, he’s able to put his fencing skills to the test against Irina while…somehow…maintaining his balance between two vehicles as the jungle swats at his crotch. Although he puts up a decent fight, he’s massively outclassed by the Russian, and most foes; like his father, Mutt has wiles and guts but not the greatest finesse in a fight. Given when the film was made, and the reputation of George Lucas at the time, it’s no surprise that CGI is a huge part of the film; even seemingly innocuous elements, like rodents, monkeys, and army ants are now rendered using dated and largely cartoonish computer effects rather than the tried-and-true practical efforts of the previous films. To be fair, there are many practical effects, car chases, and fight sequences that are more in keeping with the previous movies, especially when Indy and Mutt are exploring the ruins in Peru and the ancient hieroglyphics of Akator, but many of these are unnecessarily “enhanced” by ugly CGI.

It’s been said by many that one of the reasons Kingdom of the Crystal Skull doesn’t work is because of the central narrative involving aliens, an element that many feel doesn’t belong in an Indiana Jones. I’m not entirely convinced that this is true; yes, the previous movies all had a supernatural and paranormal bent, ones deeply entrenched in religion, but Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is expanding upon real-world myths and conspiracy theories, such as the Roswell spacecraft crash and the titular crustal skulls, which have long been believed by many to be extraterrestial in origin, and these elements are framed in a way that’s in keeping with the previous films, where elements such as voodoo and religious mythology were revered in an almost magical context. Ultimately, my issue isn’t that aliens were included; in fact, I quite enjoy the depictions of the creatures and their crafts, which is in keeping with sci-fi movies and stories of the time. No, my issue is in the execution of the aliens, especially in the finale, where they’re brought to life through some truly horrendous CGI, and the explanation that they are “interdimensional beings” from “the space between spaces”, as though the filmmakers backed out at the very last minute regarding the extraterrestial nature of these beings. Another butt-ugly sequence sees Spielberg abandon practical effects in favour of cartoonish CGI and an obvious overabundance of green screen during the jeep chase through the Amazon jungle. Here, disturbingly fake trees and hazards whip by in a blur and Mutt ends up ridiculously swinging from vines alongside a gaggle of moneys, with the only thing missing being a Tarzan scream, which blasts the realms of believability right out of the water.

After overcoming a series of hazards each more comical than the last, including surviving three waterfalls and the aforementioned army ants, Indy and the others finally find the lost city of Akator, where they’re attacked by a tribe of savages. Thankfully, these primitives both revere and fear the crystal skull our heroes possess, allowing them to scale the overgrown pyramid-like temple and finally figure a way inside, where they’re met by a series of suitably thrilling boobytraps such as temporary stone platforms and a spike pit filled with less fortunate tomb raiders. Even Indy is awestruck by the collection of treasures held within but, while Mac loads himself up with as much gold as he can carry to satisfy his greed, Indy uses the skull to unlock a door to an impressive chamber seemingly made of gold and in which sit the crystalline skeletons of thirteen extraterrestrial visitors, one of which is missing its skull. Betrayed by Mac one last time, Indy and the others can only watch as the captivated Irinia enters the chamber and reunites the skeleton with its skull; speaking through Oxley, the creature offers to reward them and Irinia volunteers without hesitation, desperate to know the truth and the limits of the aliens’ powers and origins. She gets far more than she could’ve ever imagined, however, when the temple whirs to life, crumbling away around them; the Russkies are swept away to another dimension, Mac is unable to control his greed and perishes as a result despite Indy’s best efforts, and Irinia is so overwhelmed by the aliens’ true nature that she immolates into nothingness from the sheer awesomeness of their psychic power. Indy and the others are swept to safety by a sudden rush of water and can only watch in awe as the flying saucer disappears out of existence, the experience having returned Oxley to his senses and brought Indy and Marion back together. Indeed, after years of messing around and denying their feelings, the two finally marry in the finale, seemingly putting an end to Indy’s adventurous ways. However, as Mutt retrieves his father’s hat and prepares to don it for himself, Indy snatches it away at the last second with a cheeky smile, indicating that he’s not quite ready to pass the torch on to the next generation.

The Summary:
If there’s a word to describe Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, it’s definitely “divisive”. Like many people, I came away from this movie feeling less than impressed and, even now, it’s my least watched of the entire franchise. Whenever it’s on television I avoid it and I went into this review fully expecting to give it a sold two-star summary, but I’m actually going to be a little lenient on it and bump it up to three stars. Is it perfect? No, not even a little bit. Is it on par with any of the previous movies? Absolutely not, but how much of that is down to nostalgia raising their quality in our eyes as fans of the franchise and its star? There are some good qualities to Kingdom of the Crystal Skull; it continues the adventurous spirit of the previous films, expands and explores Indy’s character in new ways, and does a pretty good job of depicting him as a disgruntled, aging hero who’s suddenly forced into becoming the last thing he ever expected: a father. Mutt, in concept, is a pretty good counterpart to Indy; filled with the gusto of rebellious youth, he’s everything Indy isn’t and yet they share the same spirit and compliment each other well, despite my dislike for Shia LaBeouf. I enjoy the few practical effects employed in the movie and that the film uses new antagonists and goes down new avenues; even the idea of aliens being the focal point of the film is intriguing to me. However, some of the execution is flawed and it definitely hobbles the film; the CGI, some of the characterisations, and the decision to even depict an older Indy chief amongst them. Yet, I quite enjoyed this latest watch of it; it’s definitely got way more issues than any of its predecessors but it’s entertaining enough for what it is, though I’d still recommend you just re-watch The Last Crusade again instead.

My Rating:

Pretty Good

Are you a fan of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull? What did you think to the idea of an aging Indy? Which of the film’s more ridiculous aspects annoyed or entertained you the most? Were you a fan of Mutt and the idea of Indy being a father? What did you think to the incorporation of aliens into the franchise, and do you think they are suitable for an Indiana Jones film? If not, what would you have preferred to see in their place? What is your current ranking of the Indiana Jones movies? Whatever you think about Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, feel free to share your memories of Indiana Jones in the comments or on my social media.

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Released: 24 May 1989
Director: Steven Spielberg
Distributor: Paramount Pictures
Budget: $48 million
Stars: Harrison Ford, Sean Connery, Alison Doody, Julian Glover, John Rhys-Davies and Denholm Elliott

The Plot:
Famed archeologist and adventure-seeker Doctor Henry Jones Jr. (Ford), better known as “Indiana Jones” (or simply “Indy”), begrudgingly teams up with his eccentric father, Professor Henry Jones, Sr. (Connery) to search for the mythical Holy Grail before it falls into the hands of Nazi forces.

The Background:
The brainchild of George Lucas, Indiana Jones was a concept first thought up after filming wrapped on American Graffiti (Lucas, 1973). Inspired by pulp serials, Lucas was initially forced to shelve the project in favour of Star Wars: Episode IV: A New Hope (ibid, 1977) but eventually teamed with Steven Spielberg, Lawrence Kasdan, and Harrison Ford to brave the sweltering temperatures of Tunisia for Raiders of the Lost Ark (Spielberg, 1981), a critical and commercial hit that kick-started one of cinema’s most influential franchises. Its success took Lucas on step closer to his goal of a trilogy of films; however, the sequel (which was actually a prequel) attracted mixed reviews and controversy for its darker aspects, which contributed to a re-evaluation of film ratings. Yet, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (ibid, 1984) was still one of the year’s highest-grossing movies and is often regarded as a cult classic, and the three joined forces for a third entry in 1989; originally conceived of with a haunted house premise, the plot shifted focus towards the legendary Holy Grail. Spielberg, however, was unconvinced, leading to a Chris Columbus-penned script focusing on pygmies and the Monkey King that also dissatisfied the director, who then suggested introducing Indy’s father and using their strained relationship as a thematic parallel to the search for the Holy Grail. Though initially turning down the role as he was only twelve years older than Ford, the late Sean Connery relented and significantly contributed to the characterisation of the elder Jones so he could be a match for his adventuring son. The most significant of Connery’s suggestions was a prologue that established many of Indy’s character traits, a complex and action-heavy scene involving a specially rigged train and a pit partially filled with live snakes. Equally complex was the temple set used in the finale, which was built on hydraulics and gimbals and took twenty minutes to reset for each take; Industrial Light & Magic returned to work on the film’s special effect, utilising clever camera techniques to compensate for the limitations of a tank, the Grail trials, and a combination of make-up and animatronics for the villain’s iconic death scene. With a box office of nearly $475 million, The Last Crusade was the most successful of the original trilogy; critics were largely unanimous in praising the film for returning to the light-hearted roots of Raiders and the humorous and heart-felt relationship between Indy and his dad. The film is generally regarded as the best of the series and it directly inspired a spin-off television series depicting Indy’s youth, but wouldn’t be the last time we’d see Indy on the big screen as, inexplicably, the franchise was revived for a disastrous fourth entry nearly twenty years later.

The Review:
As exciting and captivating as two previous Indiana Jones movies were, we really didn’t learn all that much about the title character; we know he’s a learned professor of archaeology, extremely capable in a pinch, has a shady past when it comes to his reputation and romances, and that he’s made both allies and enemies over the years but there was no sense of his specific background. This mystery was, honestly, a big part of Indy’s allure; there was a roguish quality to him, a subtle complexity that drives his search for lost artefacts n the name of both “fortune and glory” and preserving them for the benefit of others…and the growth of his wallet. Each movie touched upon different aspects of this and his past, with him having left Marion Ravenwood (Karen Allen) broken hearted, him having a cheeky kid sidekick, and seeing him walk a fine line between mercenary and patriot through dialogue, allusions to his past, and just the way he carried himself with both confidence and experience, and yet still being able to adapt on the fly when thrown off by the presence of real magic.

The Last Crusade immediately seeks to delve further into Indy’s character than ever before, however, by opening in 1912, where we find  young Indiana Jones (River Phoenix) as a budding thirteen-year-old Boy Scout. While exploring the caves at Arches National Park in Utah, Indy and his nervous friend, Herman Mueller (J.J. Hardy), stumble upon a group of grave robbers just as they unearth the fabled golden crucifix of Francisco Vázquez de Coronado. Even at a young age, Indy was outraged at the thought of such an important artefact being sold for profit; so much so that he charges Herman with going back to raise the alarm and takes it upon himself to swipe the cross when the robbers aren’t looking. The grave robbers are led by an unnamed individual in a fedora hat (Richard Young) whose entire look Indy would come to adopt as an adult; he’s got the chinos, the jacket, the rugged good looks, and is so impressed by Indy’s gusto that he gifts him his trademark hat after retrieving the cross through more manipulative means. If you ever wondered why Indy is afraid of snakes, this sequence also has you covered; despite initially tossing one away without a second thought, Indy was traumatised when he came face to face with a hissing serpent on a circus train and then took a dive into a literal pit of the slithering reptiles during his dramatic escape. Crucially, this opening shows Indy’s adaptability, moral integrity, and touches upon his tumultuous relationship with his father that is such a focal point of the movie. In the space of about twelve minutes, this opening sequence examples how trouble just seems to find Indy, and that he’s not some invulnerable action hero; he takes a pratfall while escaping on his horse, accidentally slices open his chin with a bullwhip, and crucially is outsmarted by a combination of his youthful exuberance being a constant headache for his father and the authority wielded by adults.

When we jump ahead to 1938, we find the now-the adult Indy finally achieving his lifelong dream of recovering the Cross of Coronado from the robber’s Panama-wearing client (Paul Maxwell), which brings him not only the gratitude of his university colleague, Marcus Brody (Elliott), but also a great deal of closure. Indy is then approached by wealthy businessman Walter Donovan (Glover), a man with a “passion for antiquities” who has contributed generously to Indy’s university over the years. Donovan possesses a stone slab inscribed with Latin text that acts as a map and a guide to the legendary Holy Grail. It’s here where we get a glimpse of why Indy is always so quick to scoff at legends and superstition; not only have countless men died in the pursuit of such stories, but Indy’s father also dedicated his entire life to the pursuit of the Holy Grail at the expense of showing his son any affection, and Indy there for views the Arthurian myth and the search for eternal youth as an “old man’s dream”. Indy is stunned to learn that his father, a “bookworm” with no interest or experience in field work, was not only actively working with Donovan but has also vanished in the process; finding his father’s house ransacked, Indy recovers Henry’s Grail diary and sets out to pick up where his father left out in a bid to rescue him and discover whether the Holy Grail truly exists. Marcus, revealed to have been a close friend to Henry, accompanies Indy on his globe-trotting adventure. Although the bombastic Sallah (Rhys-Davies) tries to help Marcus, the blundering academic is quickly taken hostage; however, Sallah is able to lead the Jonses to him and even accompanies them to the Grail’s location. Indy also runs afoul of the Brotherhood of the Cruciform Sword; led by Kazim (Kevork Malikyan), this secret society is so dedicated to protecting the Holy Grail that they’re willing to die, which they ultimately do when they’re utterly decimated by the Nazi’s superior firepower.

As mentioned, Indy has a strained relationship with his father stemming back to his youth; as a child, Indy always resented that his father was constantly buried in his research into the Holy Grail, to the point where he barely seemed to acknowledge his son. This bitterness was only exacerbated when Henry could offer no comfort for their shared grief over his mother’s untimely passing and runs so deep that Indy preferred to take the name of the beloved family dog rather than be associated with his famous and inattentive father, and consequently Indy is confused when Henry sends him his life’s work and goes missing while working in the field. Henry’s diary contains all of his knowledge and findings about the Holy Grail, including maps, pictures, rumours, writings, and vague musings. Indy is quickly able to decipher it to follow in his fathers footsteps and pick up where he left off, completely unaware that Henry sent the diary to him to keep it safe and in the hopes that he would do the exact opposite. Thus, when Indy is betrayed by Henry’s beautiful colleague, Elsa Schneider (Doody) and left to die, Henry is disappointed and outraged to learn that Indy brought the diary with him and unwittingly helped the Nazis discover the Grail’s resting place. Indy and Henry’s relationship throughout the film is framed by awkwardness and comedy; the aloof professor smashes a vase over his son’s head after mistaking him for a Nazi, constantly carries his briefcase and umbrella, and seems continuously nonplussed, if not aggravated, by Indy’s more adventurous and violent lifestyle. Indy’s usual bravado falters around his father; he regresses somewhat to a childish state, referring to henry as “Sir”, being irritated by Henry’s insistence on calling him “Junior”, and constantly aggravated by his father’s obsession with the Holy Grail and refusal to acknowledge that he wasn’t the most loving father. In contrast, Henry believes that he taught Indy self-reliance and respected his privacy, the very tools which have made him the man he is today, and is quick to brush aside Indy’s plea for a more traditional father/son relationship to focus on the more pressing task of reaching the Holy Grail before the Nazis. Like Henry, Marcus isn’t accustomed to field work and quickly becomes the bumbling comic relief of the movie; far from being a detrimental aspect of the film, though, this results in one of my favourite sequences where Indy resolutely hypes up Marcus as being a capable and formidable adversary, only for us to see that he’s hopeless in over his head amidst the crowded streets of İskenderun and to learn that he once got lost in his own museum!

Indy and Marcus are met in Venice by Elsa, an Austrian art professor who immediately catches Indy’s eye. Having worked closely with Henry throughout his investigation, she appears devastated at his disappearance especially as he had recently become uncharacteristically excited by his findings and continuously notes the similarities between the two Jonses, much to Indy’s dismay. Though angered to find that he didn’t trust her with Henry’s diary, Elsa eagerly (and practically literally) jumps at the chance to get intimate with Indy after their rooms are ransacked and dutifully plays the part of Indy’s assistant when he adopts the questionable guise of a Scottish lord to infiltrate Castle Brunwald, a Nazi-controlled castle in Austria. Indy quickly becomes besotted by her and this, as much as his animosity towards his father, leads to him being easily betrayed by Elsa, who claims the diary for her Nazi superiors, represented by brutal Schutzstaffel colonel Ernst Vogel (Michael Byrne). However, when Indy confronts her in Berlin, we see that Elsa is distraught by their xenophobic and violent ways and simply covets the Holy Grail for her own selfish ends. Thus, like in Raiders of the Lost Ark, the Nazis are used as a means to an end and essentially portrayed as bumbling, glorified henchmen for Indy to shoot, beat up, and embarrass at every turn. Initially introduced as an affluent businessman who desires to locate the Holy Grail and realise every man’s dream of eternal youth, Donovan is well versed in Grail lore, such as its discovery by three Knights of the First Crusade. While Indy scoffs at these bed time stories, he is intrigued and impressed to find that Donovan not only possesses the incomplete Grail slab but also an elaborate manuscript that proves the stories are true. Having worked with Henry in a bid to uncover the Grail’s location, Donovan desperately turns to Indy to complete the quest for the benefit of all mankind but, in actuality, uses both the Jonses, and the Nazis, and even bribes the sultan of Hatay (Alexei Sayle) to realise his dreams of immortality and everlasting youth.

The Nitty-Gritty:
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade is a u-turn back to the free-spirited adventure and quirky action/comedy of Raider of the Lost Ark; perhaps, in some ways, too much of a u-turn. Not only is the title font now the same as in Raiders, robbing us of the more stylistic Indy logo, but Indy is seen back in the classroom teaching a bunch of lovestruck teenagers before he’s joined by Marcus, who asks all about his latest escapade, and his conscripted into going off on another adventure, just like in Raiders. Interestingly, Indy’s lesson paints archaeology as a decidedly dull profession, where he downplays clichés and excitement of the profession and urges his students to do their research rather than gallivanting across the world despite the fact that this is exactly what he does; the movie even makes this a bit of a joke as, despite Indy’s assurances, X very much does “mark the spot” later in the narrative. As someone who actually enjoyed the darker aspects of Temple of Doom, and how it offered something a little different to the franchise, it is a little disappointing to see The Last Crusade go back to the Nazis and hit many of the same beats as Raiders of the Lost Ark but, thankfully, there’s enough here to make it stand out on its own, not least in the extended opening that shows us Indy’s childhood and the most elaborate action sequences of the franchise so far, but crucially in demonstrating the relationship between Indy and his father.

This relationship is what really sets The Last Crusade from its predecessors and, in my opinion and the opinions of many, makes the film the most enjoyable of the franchise. Who out there can’t relate to trying to earn the respect and attention of their parents, after all? Indy has been striving for this his entire life; even s an adult, he just wants his father to show him some warmth and love but he’s constantly playing second fiddle to his obsession with the Holy Grail or his admiration for antiquities. Even when tied to a chair, the Jonses cannot help but bicker with each other as Henry chastises his son’s foolishness and Indy desperately tries to escape their bonds, only for his father’s clumsiness to cause the room to catch fire! Still, it’s fun seeing Indy put together the vague clues in Henry’s diary, which lead him to desecrate a church (that’s been revamped into a library) to uncover the tomb of a Grail Knight beneath the beautiful water-logged streets of Venice and complete the Grail slab. While Henry’s diary makes it clear just how close he was to uncovering the Grail’s location, he’s still thrilled and even gives Indy praise for finding the tomb and the starting point for the trail to the Grail, the ancient city of Alexandretta. Henry may be aghast at Indy’s penchant for violence and lacks his son’s more physical attributes, often taking the role of an inept hostage or accidentally trigging hidden doors or damaging their plane with erratic gunfire, he’s never short of a biting remark or a disapproving scowl at Indy’s “intolerable” actions. However, he shows a spark of capability when he sends a flock of birds flying into a Nazi plane using his umbrella and gets his hands dirty to rescue Marcus from Donovan’s tank, and is also revealed to be just as much of a ladies’ man as his son since he also shared a bed with Elsa.

In addition to detailing how every recognisable element of Indy came to be, the opening doubles as an exciting action set piece as young Indy is chased by grave robbers to a circus train, resulting in a thrilling chase across the rooftops and through the carriages of a circus train and some close encounters with giant reptiles, an enraged rhino, and a voracious lion amidst the threat of being shot and stabbed. Even as a youth, Indy showcased an admirable fighting spirit; though outnumbered and outclassed by the grave robbers, he was still able to steal the Cross of Coronado from them, got in a few good shots, and temporarily outwit them. While retrieving it as an adult, he’s become adept at using his surroundings to his advantage in a fight, even when fighting in the midst of a raging storm at sea, and at swinging about with his whip. The Last Crusade takes Indy into the heart of Nazi Germany, where he comes face-to-face with Adolf Hitler himself (Michael Sheard), and sees him hilariously masquerading as a ticket attendant aboard the Nazi’s impressive blimp (after). This also results in a riveting chase sequence that sees Henry bungle their escape via biplane and Indy outracing the German fighters in a car. Perhaps the film’s most thrilling action sequence involves Indy chasing after a massive tank on horseback. Despite the insurmountable odds, Indy is able to jam the tank’s cannon, guns down three soldiers with a single shot, and goes toe-to-toe with Vogel atop the tank as his men are crushed underfoot. This sequence again reinforces Indy’s vulnerability as he’s constantly swarmed by armed soldiers, almost crushed against a canyon wall, and appears to go tumbling over a cliff edge along with Vogel and the tank in an amusing fake out that doubles as a poignant moment where Henry finally (if briefly) shows some love and affection for his son.

Thankfully, not all of the darker elements of the franchise have been excised; the walls of the Grail Knight’s tomb are filled with skeletal remains and the sewer-like catacomb is populated by mewling rats, recalling the bug-infested tunnel of Temple of Doom but the most disturbing effect is saved for the finale. Thanks to Henry’s diary, Donovan and Elsa are able to reach to the Canyon of the Crescent Moon, where temple where the Holy Grail is guarded behind three trials. Lacking the preparation and knowledge to best these tasks, Donovan’s soldiers are unable to keep from being beheaded by the temple’s boobytraps, so Donovan mortally wounds Henry with a gunshot to force Indy to venture inside and lead them to the Holy Grail. Once again forced to acknowledge that mysticism is all-too-real, Indy desperately relies on his father’s research to guide him through: realising that a penitent man kneels before God, Indy is able to narrowly avoid being diced by a series of buzzsaws; Indy then steps on the correct floor tiles to spell out God’s true name, though he almost falls to his death when he forgets his Latin alphabet. Finally, Indy faces a literal leap of faith when confronted with a large chasm; though he willingly takes the plunge, he’s stunned to find the path is an optical illusion that leads right to a chamber filled with dozens of different chalices and guarded by an aging Grail Knight (Robert Eddison). Donovan and Elsa follow and are captivated by the treasures; out of spite, Elsa picks an ornate golden chalice that more than meets Donovan’s expectations, but his elation turns to horror when drinking from it causes him to rapidly and agonisingly age into a howling skeleton. Indy chooses far more wisely by selecting a modest cup, which he successfully tests on himself before using to heal his father; a passing line by the Knight reveals that the Grail cannot pass beyond the temple, potentially explaining Henry’s later death and Indy’s lack of everlasting youth in future films. However, Elsa cannot give up her obsession, causing the temple to crumble apart around her; in her desperate desire to claim it for herself, she falls to her death and Indy briefly comes close to suffering the same fate when he’s left dangling precariously with the fabled chalice within reach. He’s talked away from the brink by this father, who touchingly refers to him as “Indiana” for the first time, saving his life, realising Henry’s lifelong dream, and repairing the rift between the Jonses through their shared experience.  

The Summary:
I may have some issues with how Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade regresses the narrative and direction of the franchise in some ways; it takes maybe a few too many cues from Raiders of the Lost Ark at times, which is a little disappointing, but I think it benefits from being the third entry. If it had been the second, these elements might have stuck out as being more derivative but, luckily, The Last Crusade takes everything that worked in the last two films and expands upon them in exciting and unique ways. It might be a little unbelievable that all of Indy’s most important experiences occurred on one Boy Scout expedition but this glimpse into his adventurous youth, but it really helped to show how his attitude and personality was shaped by his childhood. Of course, the heart of the film is the adorable and intricate relationship between Indy and his father. An aggravating authority figure who grates on Indy’s last nerve, the chemistry these two serves is the selling point of this movie and it’s fantastic to see new nuances added to Indy’s character through his interactions with Henry. They’re bumbling adventures with the Nazis are so much fun that I could honestly watch these two get into all kinds of scrapes and go on further adventures, which sadly wasn’t to be but really elevates The Last Crusade above its predecessors while staying true to their pulp origins. Although not as dark as the second entry, The Last Crusade more than makes up for it with some fun action sequences, elaborate boobytraps, and a truly horrific final fate for Donovan. Ultimately, while the three classic Indiana Jones films all have appealing factors and each one is great in its own way, for me The Last Crusade edges out the other two thanks to the efforts of Harrison Ford and Sean Connery and remains the standard barer for the franchise even now.

My Rating:

Fantastic

Is Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade your favourite of the series? What did you think to the chemistry between Harrison Ford and Sean Connery and the relationship between Indy and his father? Did you see Elsa and Donovan’s turn coming and what did you think to the Nazis returning as antagonists? Which of the film’s action set pieces was your favourite? Did you enjoy the opening sequence and the look into Indy’s childhood or was it a little unbelievable for you? Do you think you would’ve been able to best the trails and select the correct Holy Grail? Would you have liked to see more from Henry in a fourth movie and did you think he and Indy had been gifted with eternal youth? Whatever you think about Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, feel free to share your memories of Indiana Jones in the comments or on my social media.

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Released: 23 May 1984
Director: Steven Spielberg
Distributor: Paramount Pictures
Budget: $28.17 million
Stars: Harrison Ford, Kate Capshaw, Ke Huy Quan, Amrish Puri, and Roshan Seth

The Plot:
Prior to his adventure with the Ark of the Covenant, archeologist and adventure-seeker Doctor Henry Jones Jr. (Ford), better known as “Indiana Jones” (or simply “Indy”), and his enthusiastic young sidekick Short Round (Quan) infiltrated a Thuggee cult practicing child slavery, black magic, and ritual human sacrifice to retrieve a mystical stone and rescue enslaved children.

The Background:
First dreamed up as “Indiana Smith”, George Lucas’s throwback to the heroic pulp serials of his youth gained momentum when he teamed with Steven Spielberg and Lawrence Kasdan and cast Harrison Ford in the now-iconic role. Raiders of the Lost Ark’s (Spielberg, 1981) nearly $390 million gross and widespread critical acclaim meant that Lucas’s dream of a trilogy of films could become a reality and the two set to work on crafting a far darker adventure, one that initially involved fantastical concepts such as a lost world of dinosaurs and a haunted Scottish castle. When Lucas introduced the concepts of a religious cult devoted to child slavery, black magic, and ritual human sacrifice, screenwriter Lawrence Kasdan refused to work on the project, which recycled an excised minecart sequence and other set pieces cut from Raiders. With Spielberg in high demand, there was a sense of urgency to get the script finalised; Lucas jumped at the chance to include a musical sequence and set out to make the infamous dinner scene as gross as possible. Since the Indian government found the script offensive, filming took place in Sri Lanka and made extensive use of matte paintings and scale models; creative lighting also disguised that around eighty percent of the movie was shot at Elstree Studios and incredibly complex miniatures were created by Industrial Light & Magic for the thrilling minecart sequence. Returning star Harrison Ford suffered a spinal disc herniation during filming but soldiered on with the production, and Spielberg even ended up marrying Ford’s new co-star, Kate Capshaw. Although Temple of Doom made slightly less than its predecessor at the box office, it was still one of the year’s highest-grossing movies, however it was met with mixed reviews. Some criticised Capshaw’s performance as annoying, Ke Huy Quan’s character as racist, and were so outraged by the depiction of Indian culture and the film’s darker aspects that it contributed to a change in film ratings. Even Spielberg regretted making the film so dark, but Temple of Doom also received its fair share of praise for its adventurous action sequences, the physical comedy and performances, and it’s been noted as a cult classic. Like its predecessor, Temple of Doom was accompanied by a tie-in videogame and followed by a third instalment five years later, one that was not only much more in-line with the tone of Raiders of the Lost Ark but which also proved the most successful of the original trilogy.

The Review:
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom immediately separates itself from its predecessor by opening with a very James Bond-like sequence; not only is Indy in an exotic location, he’s even dressed in an outfit that’s a dead ringer for James Bond/007’s (Sean Connery) famous white tuxedo from Goldfinger (Hamilton, 1964) and cabaret dancer/singer/entertainer Willie Scott’s (Capshaw) song and dance routine that plays over the far more elaborate title sequence is reminiscent of the Bond series’ trademark title sequences. While the first fifteen minutes of the movie owe a lot to the Bond movies, they also establish Indy as something of a mercenary; while he still mentions that he’s a professor at a university, it seems like he’s acting less out of the interests of preservation and more for the profit and thrill of his escapades, which expands upon how morally grey the character could be at times in Raiders of the Lost Ark especially when Prime Minister Chattar Lal (Seth) muses that Indy has had his manhood threatened for his “grave robbing” antics in the past.

Before, we saw that Indy often undertakes what could be described as illegal ventures to the furthest corners of the globe to acquire rare or forgotten relics for the museum and that he was tasked by the United States military to put these same skills to use in service of his country. Here, he’s in a fancy nightclub in the bustling city of Shanghai and doing shady deals with local crime boss Lao Che (Roy Chiao/Ron Taylor) to recover the remains of Emperor Nurhaci. After being insulted when Che sent his sons to forcibly recover Nurachi, Indy takes the clueless Willie hostage in order to get what’s owed to him in a tense showdown between the two that leaves him poisoned and his old friend Wu Han (David Yip) dead from a gunshot and ends with Indy making a hasty and action-packed retreat that lands him in India. Although essentially the adventurous tomb raider we saw in the opening of Raiders of the Lost Ark, Indy still dons his familiar outfit and showcases a respect for local culture and traditions, if only to allow him and his allies safe passage courtesy of a local shaman (D. R. Nanayakkara). Upon arriving at the shaman’s simple village, Indy is clearly unsettled by the misfortunes that have befallen them; in exchange for guiding him to Delhi, the shaman basically demands that Indy detour to Pankot Palace to recover the village’s sacred stone (which they directly attribute to the prosperity of their land) and their kidnapped children from the local Thuggee cult since they believe he has been brought to them by the Hindu God, Shiva, to aid them. While Indy dismisses this as a “ghost story” and recognises that their beloved stone is just one of any supposed sacred rocks, it’s clear to him that the disasters that have befallen the village are directly tied to the missing artifact not because of the wrath of some evil God but from the actions of the destructive cult. However, it should be noted that he’s just as motivated by the promise of “fortune and glory” as he is by the desire to rescue the lost children,

That Indy is so rattled by the kidnapped children might explain why he inexplicably has a child sidekick for this particular adventure; the endlessly enthusiastic Short Round acts as his getaway driver, lookout, and bodyguard, of sorts, with only the briefest explanation offered for how they hooked up (Indy caught the orphaned Shorty, who was living on the streets, trying to pick his pocket). Short Round takes his job very seriously; he insists that Willie refer to Indy as “Doctor Jones”, just like he does, and willingly follows him into every danger while carrying his bags and showcasing a demeanour beyond his years while still being a kid. He tosses out fun puns and exclamations not unlike Dick Grayson/Robin (Burt Ward) from the 1960s Batman show, delights in Willie’s awkwardness and ungainly nature, makes friends with his elephantine steed, and is completely nonplussed by the dangers of the jungle that drive Willie into a screaming frenzy, yet Indy still recognises that he’s a child and makes efforts to shield him from the Thuggee’s brutal ways and even Shorty is disgusted by the food served at Pankot Palace. Indy allows Shorty to follow him into the palace’s hazard-filled tunnels, where he accidentally sets off a series of boobytraps that see them trapped in a death chamber and left to rely on Willie to save them from being crushed by a spiked ceiling. However, Shorty is instrumental in snapping Indy out of the Thuggee spell in the finale; Short Round is forced to dig alongside the other captive children and heartbroken to see his beloved friend a mindless follower of the Thuggee who willingly beats his young sidekick and, Shorty first tries to appeal to Indy’s heart and then drives the poison from his body using a flaming torch in order to bring him to his senses and save Willie from being sacrificed to Kali, the Thuggee’s dark Goddess. When Indy’s busy dealing with the hulking Thugee slave-driver (Pat Roach) in the climactic finale, Shorty again proves instrumental in freeing the enslaved children, and the enthralled Maharajá, Zalim Sing (Raj Singh/Katie Leigh), from their desolate days of endless torture and hardship in the Thuggee mines.

Willie is a natural performer; she’s at home on the stage, in a glittery dress, with all eyes on her and with her every whim catered for. Pampered, spoiled, and basking in the adulation of superstardom, she’s more than a performer; she’s a diva, one who abhors violence and squalor and expects to get everything she asks for even if the conditions don’t allow for it. Curious and bombastic, she forces herself into Indy’s life by interrupting his meeting with Lao Che and ends up being held hostage and treated as an expendable commodity by the conniving crime boss. Positioned as Marion Ravenwood’s (Karen Allen) exact opposite, Willie is literally swept up in his adventure because she happens to snag the antidote he needs and, from there, it’s just one major inconvenience after another for her as she’s taken on a destructive drive through downtown Shanghai, is forced out of a crashing aeroplane, and ends up choking down rancid cuisine far from her make-up chair and room service. When they arrive at Pankot Palace, Willie is initially far more comfortable surrounded by luxury and draped in a dress befitting of a princess but is distraught to find that the Maharajá is a child, thus ruining her chances of seducing him, and that he serves bizarre food that cause her to faint. While she is exasperated by Indy’s lifestyle, she can’t help but be attracted to his rugged handsomeness…and the fruit he brings to her…but their flirtatious banter in the palace ends in a childish game to see who snaps first before they’re interrupted by a Thuggee assassin and Indy’s discovery of secret tunnels in Willie’s bed chamber.

Rather than butting heads with the bungling might of the Third Reich, Indy is faced with a malevolent cult who worship Kali, the Hindu Goddess of power and destruction, with their ways and practices being akin to Satanic rituals and Devil worship. Led by the priest Mola Ram (Puri), the threat of the Thuggees is slowly built up: we see the devastating consequences of their victimisation in the village, the brutal nature of their ways as the protagonists head to Pankot Palace, and clearly see that they’ll stoop to any means (including torture, killing, and kidnapping children) to spread their vitriol across the land. Their influence has infected Pankot Palace through and through; both the Prime Minister and the adolescent Maharajá have been enchanted by the power and allure of Mola Ram, which promises to shake them free of the condescending shackles of the British Empire, represented by Captain Philip Blumburtt (Philip Stone). A malevolent and sacrilegious figure, Mola Ram relies as much on grandeur as he does fear; he appears capable of tearing out human hearts and leaving the victims alive so they can be sacrificed to his dark goddess using a lava pit and keeps his followers entranced through his violent ways as much as the three sacred stones. Although Indy is unfazed by the mysticism surrounding the Thuggee, it turns out that Mola Ram is capable of putting others under his spell using a strange potion and demonstrates that voodoo magic is wielded by the Thuggee when the enraptured Zalim Sing causes him agonising pain by stabbing a voodoo doll made in his image. Furthermore, similar to Raiders of the Lost Ark, the threat of Kali’s destruction is real enough for Mola Ram to set himself the lofty goal of not only slaughtering his enemies but destroying all other deities to allow his dark Goddess to rule unopposed, with him as Her primary enforcer in a world overrun by chaos and bloodshed.

The Nitty-Gritty:
Considering how dark the film becomes later on, it’s a little strange how wacky Temple of Doom can be at times; the melee at Club Obi Wan in the opening is the first example of this strange dichotomy as Indy desperately trips and fights his way to the antidote, punching out a cigarette girl and taking out a goon with a cymbal as balloons fall and screaming patrons run everywhere, and shielding himself from an onslaught of gunfire using a giant gong like it’s a Three Stooges skit! His dramatic escape from Shanghai is hampered by his getaway plane containing a cargo of live poultry and ends with them plummeting from the plane using an inflatable lifeboat, which inexplicably doesn’t result in them being splattered all over the Himalayas, and even surviving a further plunge over a cliff and a raging river in a set piece so over the top that it would make Roger Moore’s Bond blush! Rather than attributing the film’s wackier aspects to Indy’s cheeky sidekick Short Round, it’s actually Willie who is responsible for them; there’s hardly a scene where she isn’t complaining, shrieking like a banshee, or making an idiot of herself with the local wildlife and culture. It’s extremely grating, though at the same time amusing to see Indy and Shorty ignore her screams and discomfort and to see her unknowingly toss away a large snake in a fit of rage while Indy freaks out at the sudden appearance of his worst fear.

The map sequences return, albeit only briefly, as does the score, which is largely unchanged from the first film and Indy remains as adaptable as ever; even while struggling from the effects of Lao Che’s poison, he’s able to impale one of his sons with a flaming skewer and make a hasty exit from Club Obi Wan and he’s not only shown to speak multiple languages but is always well aware of local customs and folklore. Because of this, he knows better than to offend his hosts (even when they’re offering food they cannot spare or serving up eyeball soup and chilled monkey brains) and to apologise when his accusations of Thuggee worship insult Zalim Sing. Actual fisticuffs, gunplay, and whip action are few and far between here; Indy brawls with an assassin in Pankot Palace, leaving him hanging from an overhead fan, the fight with the hulking Thuggee is a brutal affair that ends with the brute being ground into a bloody paste, and the film even subverts the classic ad-lib from the first movie but Temple of Doom definitely emphasises elaborate set pieces more than grounded action. One of the more harrowing is the bug-infested tunnel within Pankot Palace that seeks to outdo the trap-filled chamber from the last movie, but both are surpassed by the Thuggee temple with its massive stone idol to Kali, an actual lava pit, and its elaborate mine. Here, the local children are worked and beaten within an inch of their lives trying to find the last two stones and left begging for death rather than fall under Mola Ram’s dark spell. More importantly, however, this setting allows for easily the most extravagant and exciting sequence of the film, if not the entire series; the minecart chase that takes up a massive chunk of the finale. And what a sequence it is! Although the mines are impossibly huge and there’s absolutely no way they could have built those tracks, especially as the mines are so dangerous and adjacent to an active volcano, a combination of composite effects, highly detailed miniatures, and to-scale practical effects make this one of the most exhilarating set pieces in all of cinema! Sure, some of the effects and composite shots are a little dodgy and the sequence is maybe a little too ambitious, especially given how long it goes on for, and it’s a bit ridiculous that Indy is able to stop their out of control cart with just his feet but this thrilling minecart chase is reason alone to watch this movie and give it some extra props as an under-rated entry in the franchise.

Even with its wackier aspects, Temple of Doom is, without a doubt, the darkest entry in the franchise. Not only is the wholesale kidnapping and torture of children darker than anything else seen in the series (which is saying a lot considering its reliance on Nazis….), the voodoo practises and aesthetic of Mola Ram and the Thuggee cult are a disturbingly violent and gruesome affair. Mola Ram appears to rip out human hearts, immolates victims with his lava pit, has left a trail of bodies in his boobytrapped tunnels, and there’s even a bask of crocodiles waiting to chomp down on human flesh in the finale. If Mola Ram’s heretical attire and ominous demeanour weren’t bad enough, we also have a sadistic little child in the form of Zalim Sing, a disturbing scene where Indy is beaten and whipped into submission, and Willie is left facing her own horrific end when she’s lowered to Mola Ram’s lava pit. After being rescued thanks to Shorty snapping Indy out of his trance, she joins her friends as they fight off the Thuggee and race through the mines, stones in hand, as the children flee to safety. However, Indy, Willie, and Shorty’s escape is cut off when the Thuggee ambush them on a precarious rope bridge with a fatal fall and a grisly end at the jaws of the crocodiles below awaiting them. As crazy and adept as ever, Indy chooses the sever the rope bridge, dooming all of those not secured to certain death and he and Mola Ram fight over the sacred stones while dangling from the bridge. Indy’s knowledge of their religion is what ultimately allows him to outlast Mola Ram; by evoking the name of Shiva, the stones burst to fiery life and the mad priest plummets to his death trying to recover them. Thanks to Captain Blumburtt’s cover fire, the Thuggee are fended off and Indy returns to the village with their children and is hailed as a hero. Having learned a newfound respect for the power and significance of the sacred stone, Indy respectfully returns it to the shaman rather than see it gather dust in a museum and finally shares a passionate kiss with Willie.

The Summary:
I can understand why Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom is the black sheep of the franchise; it gets very dark and edges away from the high-spirited action and adventure of the first film and seems uncharacteristically mean-spirited at times. Delving into Hindu mysticism and the sprinkling in of a bit of voodoo and human sacrifice alone makes this a more exotic entry in the franchise, one that’s more reliant on elaborate sets and outdoing the boobytraps of the first film rather than globe-trotting. Juxtaposing these darker moments are some of the wackiest action set pieces in a series known for being a little over the top at times; by drawing on the more extravagant aspects of the James Bond films and relying a little too heavily on Willie’s…shall we say “unique”…brand of humour, Temple of Doom feels decidedly at odds with itself at times. The inclusion of a kid sidekick is a strange choice; while Short Round isn’t too annoying, especially compared to Willie, he’s little more than a stereotype and appears to be there primarily to snap Indy out of his trance in the finale and to showcase that the adventurer has a heart of gold, something almost necessary considering his more mercenary nature in this film. However, Temple of Doom contains just as much of the appeal, action, and adventure as its predecessor if not more; as mentioned, the minecart sequence alone justifies a watch and I personally enjoyed the darker aspects, especially surrounding Mola Ram and his gruesome dedication to Kali and the disgusting feast laid before our heroes. For me, Temple of Doom isn’t any better or worse than Raiders of the Lost Ark, even with Willie’s grating and incessant squealing; it’s definitely a different film but I can’t in good conscience rate it any higher or lower than Raiders since I have just as much fun with it as the first movie and personally consider it to be an under-rated entry that’s worthy of re-evaluation.

My Rating:

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Are you a fan of Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom? How do you think it compares to Raiders of the Lost Ark and were you put off by the film’s darker aspects? What did you think to Indy’s more mercenary presentation and his enthusiastic little sidekick? Who did you find more annoying, Willie or Short Round, and what did you think to the wackier set pieces on offer here? What did you think to Mola Ram and the Thuggee threat and were you blown away by the minecart sequence? Which of the Indiana Jones movies is your favourite? Whatever you think about Temple of Doom, feel free to share your memories of Indiana Jones in the comments or on my social media.