Movie Night [Halloween]: Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers: The Unrated Producer’s Cut


Starting as the ancient Celtic festival of Samhain, Halloween is also a long-running series of horror movies. Beginning with John Carpenter’s Halloween (Carpenter, 1978), largely credited with birthing the “slasher” sub-genre and one of the most influential films in all of horror.


Released: 27 September 2014
Director:
Joe Chappelle
Distributor:
Dimension Films

Budget: Unknown (originally $5 million)
Box Office: Unknown (originally $15.1 million)
Rotten Tomatoes Scores: None (originally 8% / 36%)

Quick Facts:
Universally panned as one of the worst of the franchise, Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (Chappelle, 1995) was almost the death knell of the series, notable only for its troubled production. For decades, the original workprint was available only as poor quality bootlegs that hinted at the differences between the two versions. After a brief theatrical release, this superior version of the film was finally released on home media…for a short time.

The Review:
Essentially, this Producer’s Cut of Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers is the same basic film as the theatrical version, with basically the same plot but with additional scenes added in, extra context behind the “Curse of Thorn” and its cult, and an alternative ending. Therefore, much of the same framework remains: it’s been six years since Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (Othenin-Girard, 1989) and Haddonfield, Illinois has largely moved on from Michael Myers/The Shape (George P. Wilbur/A. Michael Lerner/Brad Hardin) by downplaying the Halloween season. This year, frustrated teens like Beth (Mariah O’Brien) are eager to reclaim the holiday, rallying around shock DJ Barry Simms (Leo Geter) as he aims to expose the urban legend of Michael Myers. Houses are still decorated for the season, though, and kids still use the Shape’s iconography to rile up abuse realtor John Strode (Bradford English), and sadly even this version of the film doesn’t dwell on this presumed (but barely enforced) anti-Halloween mindset of Haddonfield. Michael is still considered long dead, Doctor Sam Loomis (Donald Pleasence) has long since retired (though now explains to his old friend and colleague, Doctor Terence Wynn (Mitch Ryan), that he largely fixed his burns with expensive skin grafts), and Kara Strode (Marianne Hagan) still endures her father’s harsh criticism while dealing with her son, Danny Strode’s (Devin Gardner), nightmares of an intimidating “Man in Black”. The Producer’s Cut slightly expands on John with a short, additional scene where he denounces Kara to his long-suffering wife, Debra Strode (Kim Darby). We still don’t find out what Kara did five years ago, but whatever it was pissed John off so badly that he not only dismisses Danny as a “bastard” and strikes his daughter but washes his hands of Kara entirely.

Dr. Loomis greatly benefits from the increased screen time, where he’s desperate to protect people from Michael.

Dr. Loomis greatly benefits from the additional screen time and even replaces Tommy Doyle (Paul Rudd) in delivering the opening narration. It’s revealed that Dr. Loomis suffered a stroke six years ago and this version places more emphasis on him having buried his past and found a sense of peace. However, he immediately switches back to his old ways after hearing Jamie Lloyd (J. C. Brandy) on the radio. Dr. Loomis returns to Smith’s Grove and delivers more of his soliloquies about Michael and the nature of his evil, even arguing with the police, who don’t want him around like in previous films. Dr. Loomis is again desperate to warn others of Michael’s pending threat but also devastated when Jamie’s grievously injured body is recovered, heartbroken at having failed her and therefore much more determined to help Tommy protect Jamie’s newborn, Steven (Emily Haterson), from the cult. Danny also benefits from this version of the film. We see more of his hallucinations of the Man in Black, get a better idea of how close he is to his older brother, Tim (Keith Bogart), and this version actually delivers on the plot point of Danny hearing “the voice” as it’s revealed that the Cult of Thorn want Michael to kill Steven and end his bloodline to pass his curse on to Danny. John striking Kara triggers Danny to hear the Man in Black’s voice, showing that violence is a catalyst for his hallucinations, though this version still doesn’t dwell much on that. Danny is framed as an unsuspecting and unwilling victim, one often enthralled and helpless and fearful of the quasi-supernatural influences around him, but at least there’s a payoff in the sense that we see why he’s having those visions. It’s still not clear why the Cult of Thorn didn’t just have Michael kill Jamie, especially as they had her in captivity, however, and this plot hole is made even stranger by perhaps this version’s most disturbing addition.

Michael’s more his usual, chilling self and Danny’s subplot with the Cult of Thorn gets a far better payoff.

In the Producer’s Cut, Jamie is left in a coma. Right before she’s executed by the Man in Black, we see a flashback of her time in captivity, which shows Michael nearby and watching as she’s tormented by the cult. The implications of this are then made explicit in the finale, where the cult leader, Dr. Wynn, urges Michael to kill Kara and Steven. Yes, for some reason, the original intention was that Michael raped or was used to impregnate his niece! Again, I don’t understand why as killing Jamie would’ve ended his bloodline, but it’s certainly an unsettling addition. Otherwise, Michael is depicted as less of a lapdog and more like his usual self in this version. The camera follows his point of view or is placed over his shoulder as he stalks his prey, reflecting his portrayal in the original film, and he’s much more in the bogeyman role than in the last two movies. He’s still under the thrall of the Curse of Thorn, however. When it’s not Halloween or he’s at the Cult of Thorn’s facility, he’s largely docile, as if waiting to be “activated”. Additional dialogue from Tommy also explains that the Curse of Thorn saw a child from a tribe possessed by a demon to increase bounty for the tribe, that Michael views anyone living in his house as his “family”, and that he’s driven to kill and appear on Halloween because that’s when the stars are aligned into the Thorn symbol. Tommy also theorises that Michael’s threat would end once his bloodline is ended and his curse would pass onto another child, which he turns out to be Dr. Wynn’s intention for Danny and the cult’s objective. Dr. Wynn believes that the world is suffering and that the Cult of Thorn are trying to restore “balance” through Michael, supporting Dr. Loomis’s claims that Dr. Wynn is a “madman” as it’s ridiculous to think a serial killer driven to murder his family could end poverty, war, or famine!

This version relies more on atmosphere and offers more details on the Curse of Thorn.

This version of the film ditches the synth-style remix of the classic Halloween film in favour of a more traditional Halloween score, which strengthens its ties to John Carpenter’s original movie. In fact, many elements echo the first film: Michael stalks Haddonfield and is therefore scarier, and the Producer’s Cut features far less gore and is less reliant on jump scares, favouring tense atmosphere and grounded kills like the first film. When Michael snaps a guy’s neck, the effect is much less gruesome, for example. Rather than being minced on farm equipment, Jamie collapses from her wounds and is stabbed and finally executed via gunshot offscreen. John’s head also doesn’t comically explode in this version, which is so much more effective as a chilling and brutal kill. The “raining red” scene is also altered so the little girl (Raquelle Anderson) is singing, rather than just calling for her mother, which makes it a bit more whimsical. We also get a flashback to Halloween 5 featuring archival footage of Danielle Harris and a few additional scenes, mostly just slightly extended dialogue or a few seconds to let things breathe a bit, which don’t add all that much to the plot but help make things a bit more coherent. It’s still weird that Dr. Wynn wants Dr. Loomis to succeed him at Smith’s Grove, and as Michael’s protector, as Dr. Loomis is older than him and some of the worst elements of the theatrical version remain in this version. Kara still foolishly throws herself out a window to escape the cult, for example, and Dr. Loomis and Tommy are still “drugged” offscreen after discovering Dr. Wynn’s true nature.

For all it’s flaws, the Producer’s Cut delivers a far more coherent and intriguing ending.

Tommy’s research into the Curse of Thorn also plays a greater role in this version, especially in the end, when he and Dr. Loomis venture into Smith’s Grove Sanatorium to rescue Kara and Steven. Tommy suggests that “Runes of Light” may hold Michael at bay, if not destroy him, upping the supernatural focus of this version and almost tying it into the third film. The Man in Black is noticeably more prominent in the Producer’s Cut: he takes baby Steven at start, we see how he abducted Jamie in Halloween 5, he appears a bit more in Danny’s nightmares, we see him execute Jamie at the hospital, and the scene of him (as Dr. Wynn) visiting Dr. Loomis is thankfully extended to better establish their friendship and therefore make his reveal as the big bad more impactful. Rather than randomly performing some unexplained surgery as in the theatrical film or the vague implication that the Cult of Thorn are performing genetic experiments, Dr. Wynn rallies his robed followers in witnessing a ritual that would have Michael kill Kara and baby Steven to transfer his curse onto Danny, a plot thread left dangling in the theatrical version. Tommy easily infiltrates the ritual and saves them, holding Dr. Wynn at knifepoint and then uses a combination of runes, his blood, and the word “Samhain” to stop Michael in his tracks. Tommy doesn’t go all twitchy and weird around Michael, but it is bizarre to see the Shape frozen in place by a few stones. However, although Michael’s bloody rampage throughout Smith’s Grove is missing, the ending is also much more coherent as we see Dr. Loomis return to the sanatorium to weep over Michael’s downed form, clearly still pained at failing his patient, only to be stunned when it turns out to be Dr. Wynn in the mask! Dr. Wynn then grabs Dr. Loomis and passes the Mark of Thorn to him, explaining his agonised screams as he realises he’s doomed to watch over Michael, who escapes into the night in the guise of the Man in Black.

Final Thoughts:
Let’s not mince words: the Producer’s Cut of Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers isn’t exactly a “better” film, it’s just more tolerable. Everything I disliked about the theatrical version is still here, it’s just that the ending is far more coherent and sets up an interesting next chapter for Michael and Dr. Loomis that we sadly (I guess…?) never got to see. The pacing and overall atmosphere are much improved, however, channelling the quiet dread of the original film and returning Michael to his roots as a fearsome, silent stalker. The added lore around the Curse of Thorn was appreciated; however, while I find the semi-supernatural explanation of Michael’s motives interesting, it still feels tacked on and clumsily executed. The additional screen time for Dr. Loomis elevated the weak-ass material and really makes me mad that his scenes were cut in the theatrical version as he’s the heart and soul of these movies. The kills surprisingly benefited from being less gory and the film tries for a more cerebral approach, which is largely hit and miss. I liked that Danny’s subplot got more focus and a better payoff, but the ending felt a little rushed and anti-climactic, especially with how easily Michael is stopped. I think this version would’ve benefited from a slightly longer and more thrilling conclusion, but it’s still a better ending than the theatrical version as it’s not a mangled mishmash of random scenes! Ultimately, this is the version of the film you should watch between the two, but it’s still one of the weakest entries in the Halloween franchise and a poor tribute to the late, great Donald Pleasence.

My Rating:

Rating: 2 out of 5.

Could Be Better

Do you prefer the Producer’s Cut of Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers? Were you glad to see more of Dr. Loomis and Danny’s subplot? What’s your opinion on the Curse of Thorn as an explanation for Michael’s motives? Did you prefer the cliff-hanger ending and would you like to see a return to this timeline? How are you celebrating Halloween this year? Whatever your thoughts on Halloween, and the Halloween franchise, drop a comment below, support me on Ko-Fi, and have a spook-tacular Halloween!

Movie Night: Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers

Released: 29 September 1995
Director: Joe Chappelle
Distributor: Dimension Films

Budget: $5 million
Box Office: $15.1 million
Rotten Tomatoes Scores: 8% / 36%

Quick Facts:
After the negative reception to Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (Othenin-Girard, 1989), producer Moustapha Akkad sought to retool the franchise, forming a partnership with Dimension Films and rejecting many pitches. The final product was heavily butchered following test screenings, reducing Donald Pleasance’s role in favour of more gore and a confusing ending that made marginally more sense in the Producer’s Cut (2014) and resulting in one of the most infamous entries in the franchise.

The Review:
Six years after Halloween 5, Haddonfield, Illinois has tried to bury the memory of Michael Myers/The Shape (George P. Wilbur/A. Michael Lerner/Brad Hardin) by banning Halloween. Michael, and his long-suffering former doctor, Sam Loomis (Donald Pleasence), are presumed dead, as is the Shape’s niece, Jamie Lloyd (J. C. Brandy), who all disappeared in some form after the fifth movie. Dr. Loomis retired from his obsession and the spotlight and apparently found some peace that’s reflected in his healed scars. Everyone was happy to let the past die except horny, excitable Haddonfield teens like Beth (Mariah O’Brien), who want to bring Halloween back to Haddonfield. Oddly, despite the ban, the town still celebrates harvest festival and houses are still decorated for trick-or-treaters, much to the anger of the abusive and volatile John Strode (Bradford English), who’s incensed that local kids keep associated his family with Michael. Of course, it doesn’t help that realtor John moved his family into the old Myers house, where young Michael murdered his sister as a child, a fact unknown to his meek and mistreated wife, Debra Strode (Kim Darby), and their kids, Kara Strode (Marianne Hagan) and Tim Strode (Keith Bogart). Additionally, Haddonfield seems happy to bring Halloween back as there is no police interference in the youngsters’ public gatherings and no objections to shock radio DJ Barry Simms (Leo Geter) capitalising on Michael’s notoriety. Whatever passes as peace for Haddonfield is doomed, however, as Michael and Jamie aren’t as dead as people would like to think. Instead, they were spirited away by the mysterious “Man in Black” and held captive during the interim under the care of doctors and the druid-like “Cult of Thorn”.

When Jamie’s unceremoniously offed, we’re left following bland Kara and her largely irrelevant son.

While it initially seemed like Jamie had inherited her uncle’s curse to become a psychopathic killer, she was then seen to share a prominent psychic link to her uncle. The Curse of Michael Myers reduces her to a mewling victim. Held captive by the Cult of Thorn for six years, Jamie was presumably raped or possibly artificially inseminated during that time to birth Michael’s replacement, a force of pure evil the cult could control. After giving birth, Jamie escapes with the aid of a sympathetic nurse (Susan Swift) and promptly flees into the rain with her child, relentlessly pursued by Michael, now driven by the “Curse of Thorn” to murder his bloodline (and anyone in his way). Unfortunately, Jamie’s presence is very brief; she gets scant moments to bond with her baby, desperately calls for help, and is then promptly butchered by Michael. It’s a pretty shitty end for her, especially as they could’ve ditched her being held captive and simply transplanted Jamie’s story onto Kara. Laurie Strode’s (Jamie Lee Curtis) adopted cousin, Kara is having a tough time here. After getting pregnant in her teens and birthing Danny Strode (Devin Gardner), Kara was forced to move back after some incident, angering her father and causing him to lash out at her as much as Debra and Kara’s little “bastard”. As if clashing with her asshole father isn’t bad enough, Kara must deal with Danny being tormented by nightmares where the Man in Black calls to him. Danny constantly sees and hears the Man in Black, who encourages him to kill his family, just as Michael apparently heard a similar voice in the same house as a child. Although this drives Danny to hold a knife up to John when he hits Kara, it largely just leaves him an emotional wreck who’s either spaced out or wailing, meaning he lacks the nuance and appeal of young Jamie Lloyd (Danielle Harris) from the previous films.

A half-crazed grown-up Tommy is aided by the frustratingly absent and ineffectual Dr. Loomis.

Tommy Doyle, a young boy who encountered Michael in the first film, has grown up into “Paul Stephen Rudd”, a damaged and traumatised youth living in Mrs. Blankenship’s (Janice Knickrehm) boarding house across the road from (and obsessed with) the Strodes. Tommy has been obsessed with Michael since 1978 and has researched the Curse of Thorn, convinced that Michael will return to finish off loose ends (the Strodes). His odd nature initially unnerves Kara and sees him largely shunned by Haddonfield, but Tommy’s the only one who recognises Jamie’s frantic call and locates her abandoned baby, Steven Lloyd (Emily Haterson), whom he’s compelled to protect. Luckily, Tommy quickly runs into the aged and hobbled Dr. Loomis, who’s pulled out of retirement after a visit from an old friend, Doctor Terence Wynn (Mitch Ryan), and news of Michael’s pending return. Sadly, Dr. Loomis doesn’t get much to do here, or much of the spotlight. His manic demeanour is considerably toned down and he mostly appears confused and exhausted, to the point where he barely reacts upon learning that Michael’s loose. He’s pretty ineffectual at helping Tommy protect baby Steven, easily being “drugged” off-camera and completely blindsided when Dr. Wynn turns out to be the Man in Black. Dr. Loomis tries to kill his colleague to stop the madness and is promptly jumped and vanishes for most of the finale, returning only to seemingly be killed offscreen. It’s a shame as I would’ve liked to see Tommy bring Steven to Dr. Loomis and for Dr. Loomis to know of the Cult of Thorn, having researched them under the guise of retirement. Instead, the filmmakers went out of their way to cut Dr. Loomis and Tommy is left to wander around acting all twitchy and weird, almost having a psychotic break when confronted by Michael.

Michael loses all terror and allure thanks to being Dr. Wynn’s lapdog and a slave to his “curse”.

As bad as Dr. Loomis’s characterisation is, Michael’s is just as bad. Rather than being this mysterious, unknowable force of evil, Michael is little more than a lap dog here. The Curse of Thorn compels him to murder his bloodline but apparently means Dr. Wynn and his pseudo-druids can control Michael, to some degree. Or at least subdue him. It’s really unclear, to be honest. Michael spends most of the film wandering the cult’s facility, killing anyone who interferes with their plans, and then going after Jamie before returning to Haddonfield. His target is Danny (which is weird as Dr. Wynn also tries to corrupt him into a new Michael, like with Jamie), but he also makes the effort to kill Debra and John. He also randomly attacks Barry before killing Beth, Tim, and, bizarrely, all the doctors and cultists at the cult facility in the finale (presumably including Dr. Wynn). The film states that young Michael “heard a voice” that drove him to kill his family and that Dr. Wynn has always protected Michael, allowing him to terrorise Haddonfield as part of a bizarre ritual. From what I can gather, the cult wants to create a replacement Michael, either through science or genetics, one that they can properly control for some unexplained endgame. Dr. Wynn wants Dr. Loomis to join their efforts, but he adamantly refuses, and the idea seems to be that Michael’s pure evil cannot be controlled, which is why he goes on a rampage, but it’s all very sloppily executed. Michael seems to be going through the motions, barely being a terrifying figure as he wanders about and catches surprises his unsuspecting prey. Instead of a dramatic showdown between him and Dr. Loomis, we get Tommy damn near going crazy upon seeing Michael and frantically beating him with a lead pipe, which shows just how far the franchise has fallen.

The focus on gore and upping Michael’s body count doesn’t equate to a fun or interesting film.

While the first movie was a masterpieceof suspense and atmosphere, The Curse of Michael Myers was the goriest Halloween film to date. Michael rams a cult nurse against a convenient spike on a wall and then tosses poor Jamie onto farming equipment, impaling her through the belly and then mulching her by activating the machine. A random trucker (Tom Proctor) gets his neck violently snapped and Barry gets brutally gutted in his van and left strung up in a tree to “[rain] red” on an unsuspecting little girl (Raquelle Anderson), but it’s the Strodes who get the worst treatment. After being visited by Dr. Loomis and warned of Michael, Debra finally stands up to John and prepares to leave with the kids, only for Michael to hack her head off with a hatchet (off-screen, of course). When John stumbles home drunk, demanding his dinner and genuinely surprised to see Debra’s finally had enough of him, he’s jumped by the Shape he so openly mocked and stabbed in the gut. Michael then hauls John’s gurgling, dying ass into the fuse box, violently electrocuting him to the point where froth and blood bursts from his orifices and his head inexplicably explodes! When Beth and Tim return to the Strode house to wait for Barry, who decides it’d make for better ratings to have his Halloween special at the notorious Myers house, they have a bit off off-screen sexy time (in Kara’s bed, no less!) before Michael attacks them. He gets Tim after his post-sex shower, duping him with a towel and cutting his throat, then Kara’s forced to watch from Tommy’s creepy telescope as Michael repeatedly stabs Beth. Michael also slaughters the cultists in the finale, randomly cutting through them as they’re performing some vague operation for equally vague reasons, leaving a pile of bloody bodies before bashing some surgeon’s head in against some steel bars.

This mess of a film becomes nigh-incomprehensible in the finale.

It’s weird, really. You’d think added blood and bodies would make this one more enjoyable, but it really doesn’t. All it does is turn the once nuanced and genuinely terrifying Michael Myers into a poor man’s Jason Voorhees (Various), which is ridiculously ironic considering their origins. At first, The Curse of Michael Myers seems like it’s retreading ground from the previous films, with a child being targeted by the “curse” and Michael hunting down his remaining family. While redundant, this makes some sense (though the whole “impregnating Jamie” doesn’t. Why not just kill her and end the Myers bloodline?) I don’t even mind the Cult of Thorn as it ties into themes hinted at in previous Halloween movies and adds a supernatural wrinkle to Michael. However, none of it is developed much beyond a few random images on Tommy’s computer and some half-baked exposition. Dr. Wynn’s dramatic reveal leads to nothing as he simply vanishes from the finale. We never explicitly get told what his plan is or what’s going on, so the finale boils down to Tommy and Kara trying to rescue baby Steven. They easily infiltrate Smith’s Grove Sanatorium to do this and evade Michael, despite Tommy’s fear of the Shape. Kara and Tommy take turns bashing Michael with a metal pipe in the basement after tricking him with baby Steven, and then they just flee after beating him up. Dr. Loomis randomly returns only to say he has unfinished business, and then the film ends with the vague suggestion that Michael survived and has killed Dr. Loomis offscreen. The film even has the audacity to end with a tribute to Donald Pleasence, as though it was a fitting swansong for his iconic character!

Final Thoughts:
I often hear about bad movies and wonder if they’re really as bad as people claim. Sadly, Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers isn’t just as bad as you’ve heard, it’s worse! It takes everything that was bad about the previous films (derivative retellings of the original film, uninspired kills, unnecessary lore, etc) and dials them up to eleven, desperately trying to explain the notoriously unexplainable Michael Myers and failing miserably. It’s obvious to anyone with eyes that this film has been hacked to pieces. Characters come and go, scenes jump about, and it’s full of sub-plots and moments that either go nowhere or make no sense. This is most noticeable in the criminally reduced screen time for Dr. Loomis, who jumps in and out of the film so sporadically that at times I wondered if he was a figment of Tommy’s imagination. Paul Rudd fails to impress as the older Tommy, being a creep at best and a nut case at worse, but at least he tries to do the right thing and recognises Michael on sight. Kara was ridiculously bland and Danny may as well have been excised from the film since his plot fizzled out without any payoff. All the outrageous, gory deaths in the world can’t keep Michael from being at his most pathetic here. He’s just not scary and is largely treated as a lap dog. I’ve always believed there was some potential in the Cult/Curse of Thorn but it’s so poorly executed that it makes little sense. It’s lazily crammed in to explain Michael’s motivations, poorly explained, and has no payoff in the end since it’s never really clear what Dr. Wynn’s trying to do. This is a travesty of a film, one as hacked up by editors and studio interference as Michael’s victims, and an insult to the Halloween franchise. Don’t even watch it out of morbid curiosity: just avoid it and watch the original again.

My Rating:

Rating: 1 out of 5.

Terrible

You know you didn’t enjoy Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers so don’t pretend like you did. You agree that this is clearly the worst in the series, yes? That the film was hacked apart and full of nonsensical nonsense? Tell me how much this annoyed you, how frustrating it was to see the series fall from grace. While you’re at it, tell me how are you’re celebrating Halloween this year in the comments and donate to my Ko-Fi to ease my pain at enduring this shit again!

Back Issues: Halloween #1-3

Story Title: “Halloween”
Published: November 2000
Writers: Phil Nutman and Daniel Farrands
Artist: David Brewer

Story Title: “Halloween II: The Blackest Eyes”
Published: April 2001
Writers: Phil Nutman and Mickey Yablans
Artist: Jerry Beck

Story Title: “Halloween III: The Devil’s Eyes”
Published: November 2001
Writer: Phil Nutman
Artist: Justiniano

Quick Facts:
One of the most influential horror films ever made, John Carpenter’s Halloween (1978) inspired a handful of comic book continuations and spin-offs over the years. Published by Chaos! Comics, these three issues bridged the gap between Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (Chappelle, 1995) and Halloween H20: Twenty Years Later (Miner, 1998) and provided additional insight into Michael Myers/The Shape and expanding the series mythology in interesting ways.

The Review:
Like Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers, Chaos! Comics’ Halloween continuation begins (and focuses on) a grown-up Thomas “Tommy” Doyle. Tommy contacts Michael Cyphers at Smith’s Grove Sanatorium in hopes of getting Doctor Samuel Loomis’s notes on Michael Myers to use in a book about the famed serial killer. Cyphers is so distracted by the grisly photos of Michael’s murders that he doesn’t notice the masked killer looming and gets impaled through the neck with a kitchen knife. Michael’s then briefly transfixed by a photo of his older sister, Judith, whom he killed on Halloween night in 1963. Lurking in the shadows, reliving that fateful night, Michael goes unseen by Tommy when he comes by for Dr. Loomis’s notes, and by the security guard who ushers Tommy out. When Tommy returns to Haddonfield to read the documents, the story flashes back to when the stoic, remorseless seven-year-old Michael first came to the sanatorium and was placed under the doctor’s care. Immediately troubled by the boy’s disturbing nature, Dr. Loomis recommends that Michael be moved to a private room rather than be amongst the other violent juvenile inmates, only to be categorically shot down even after Dr. Loomis is backed up by his colleague, Doctor Jennifer Hill. Michael immediately catches the ire of Tony O’Malley, a violent teenage psychopath who becomes fixated on making the “dummy” talk…or cry…and pays for it by taking a crayon to the eye (though God-fearing self-harmer Roger takes the credit). During therapy, the mute Myers disturbs and delights the naïve Dr. Loomis by drawing his crimes, giving Dr. Loomis pause to think the boy wasn’t insane. Dr. Loomis makes Michael his top priority (alongside romancing Dr. Hill, of course) and notes that the other boys seem placated by fear after O’Malley’s “accident”.

While reading about Michael’s background, Tommy is attacked by the Shape himself!

No other incidents followed until a year later, on Michael’s eighth birthday (the day after the one-year anniversary of Judith’s murder), when Michael punished gluttonous Wade/Donut for ruining his birthday cake by causing him second-degree shower burns that lead to his death. Over the next few years, Michael was so docile and placid that many forgot why he was even there. By age fourteen, Michael was the “model inmate” but his fellow inmates either died horribly or went hopelessly insane for seemingly no reason. Dr. Loomis is incensed when his superior, Doctor Carpenter, insists on throwing a Halloween party, convinced that it’s too great a risk despite how placid Michael appears. Dr. Loomis gets distracted by his wedding plans with Dr. Hill, expressing regret for not trying harder to stop the party, which sees Nancy drowned during a convenient power cut while bobbing for apples. Although Michael was nowhere near when it happened, she had taunted him right before it and Dr. Loomis is so convinced that Michael is behind it (or “the Devil”) that he nearly lays hands on the boy. Dr. Hill stops him, insisting that he’s better off distancing himself from Michael and starting a private practice, only for Jennifer to get tossed from the hospital roof one night. Heartbroken, Dr. Loomis dedicated his life to proving that Michael was evil incarnate and doing everything in his power to keep the boy from being transferred to an open facility to avoid giving him the chance to escape. Though disturbed by Dr. Loomis’s writing, Tommy pushes on and is thus caught completely off-guard when Michael breaks into his house brandishing a kitchen knife. Amazed and horrified to see Myers still alive, Tommy unloads with a pistol, getting a bitch slap for his efforts, and then ignites a bottle of Jack Daniels in Michael’s masked face. Tommy follows up by smashing a chair across Michael’s back and the Shape, his face aflame, tumbles from Tommy’s first-floor window, disappearing soon after and leaving Tommy vowing to destroy him once and for all.

Brackett reveals key insights into Michael’s cursed past before being murdered by Myers,

Relieved to find Dr. Loomis’s notes undamaged from the fight, Tommy reloads and heads to the old Myers house, where Richie Castle (one of the boys who bullied Tommy as a kid) is currently sitting outside and thinking about his run-in with Michael, an encounter that has haunted him for twenty-four years. Bitter, the inebriated Richie decides to “burn down the past” only to be accidentally gunned down by Sheriff Leigh Brackett, who’s also skulking around the house looking for revenge and closure after Myers murdered his daughter, Annie, in 1978. After stealing a car from his other childhood bullies, Tommy spots Brackett and follows him to a pumpkin field outside town, where he buries Richie and tells Tommy of Haddonfield’s sordid past. It turns out the town’s name is derived from “Hayden” (or “cursed”) and that fanatical druids (the Cult of Thorn), led by Murphey Myers, fled there to escape the New England witch hunts. Murphey carried the “curse of Samhain”, which led to the women of his bloodline to be “touched” by visions and some telepathic ability and the men to carry the “seed of Samhain’s evil”. Unlike most of the townsfolk, who were descended from those druids, Brackett’s family moved to Haddonfield in 1901, but he still knows (thanks to Dr. Loomis’s private diaries) that the druids regularly sacrificed people to their dark Gods. Although the Myers family knew peace for three generations, that changed when Audrey Myers gave birth to Michael at 23:57, Halloween night, 1957. Fated to be the “vessel to carry the ultimate evil”, Michael jerked to life at 12:06 after being stillborn, apparently possessed by a dark entity. Although Michael was a normal little boy for most of his life, his evil unleashed itself when he was compelled to murder Judith, Brackett’s ex (who was a bit of a slapper, it turns out).

Framed for murder, Tommy reunites with Lindsey to discuss Michael’s evil.

While Michael murders Richie’s friends after they trespass in his home, Tommy and Brackett are jumped by the Cult of Thorn (led by Mrs. Blankenship) and tied up in the church basement. While Mrs. Blankenship debates what to do with the two with the local priest, Michael freely walks the night-time streets amidst the trick-or-treaters, murdering some random girl while being drawn to the church, where he butchers the priest just as he’s freeing Tommy and Brackett. Tommy stuns Michael with another chair shot and Brackett gathers his courage to toss a lantern at the Shape’s head, being stabbed in the heart for his trouble. However, Tommy fights Michael with a fire extinguisher and knocks him into an electrical box, electrocuting Myers and causing the church to dramatically explode. Discovered by the Cult of Thorn, Tommy is framed from Brackett’s murder and tossed into Smith’s Grove Sanatorium. Two years later, in 2001, Tommy (still haunted by Halloween 1978) is scheduled for execution by Doctor Terence Wynn (somehow still alive after Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers). Determined to finish Michael, Tommy fights off Dr. Wynn and his bulbous henchman and briefly encounters Myers (despite him having been beheaded a couple of years prior) while escaping the hospital. Meanwhile, Lindsey Wallace, Tommy’s childhood friend who was also there on Halloween 1978, returns to Haddonfield as a reporter to expose Michael’s evil and search for Laurie Strode, who vanished after Halloween H20. Naturally, Lindsey is suspicious when Tommy approaches her as he’s been accused of all sorts of awful stuff, but he protests his innocence and uses Dr. Loomis’s diary as proof that Michael has inexplicably survived. The diary details an incident in 1970, where Dr. Loomis met with the aged Hattie Bartok and learned of Michael’s chilling birth, which saw his stillborn body possessed by an evil spirt and that Michael had another sister: Laurie Strode.

Laurie takes up her brother’s mantle, indicating that the Myers curse is never-ending.

Startled by a noise, Lindsey and Tommy head upstairs to find a severed head hacked up like a jack-o’-lantern and three desiccated corpses arranged on a bed before their tombstones. Michael then gets the drop on Tommy and stabs him in the shoulder. Lindsey flees in terror, injuring her leg after a tumble down the stairs but disarming Michael by trapping his wrist in a door. Fleeing into the deserted streets, Lindsey barely avoids being run down and finds herself running right to the deserted Myers house. Against her better judgement, Lindsey enters and heads to Judith’s old room, where she lures Michael in by posing as his sister. Although he briefly hesitates, Michael reacts violently when Lindsey tries to take his knife, smashing her through the dress mirror and leading Lindsey to stab him in the eye with a shard of glass. This allows Tommy to shoot Michael, unmasking him to find their attacker is Laurie! Overcome with a mindless, murderous rage, her one good eye as black as Michael’s, Laurie lunges at Tommy and the two take a spill to the outside with a fall that apparently breaks Tommy’s neck, judging by the art. Four weeks later, the injured Laurie is in a padded cell in Smith’s Grove Sanatorium under the care of Doctor Block. Lindsey visits and learns that Laurie has regressed into a docile state, apparently having undergone a “textbook case” of “psychotic personality transference”. After beheading Michael, Laurie took his head as a “trophy” but, as she couldn’t survive without Michael, she effectively “became him” to give her life purpose. Dr. Bloch believes the Myers family is “cursed” by mental illness caused by generations of alcohol and incest, believing Dr. Loomis became so obsessed by Michael’s evil that it skewed his perception. Unconvinced, Lindsey gazes upon the stoic, apathetic Laurie and ponders just how deep the madness runs in the Myers bloodline and its ties to whatever ancient evil tainted the family all those years ago.

Final Thoughts: 
The Halloween franchise has always been a mess. While I can just about give Halloween II (Rosenthal, 1981) a pass as it desperately tried to end the story, it destroyed the mystique surrounding Michael Myers by making Laurie his sister. Ironically, I don’t mind this twist (mainly because it was a cohesive glue through four of the original sequels), but every sequel since has tried to explain more about Michael’s past and his motivations. This culminated in Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers, which delivered on the “Samhain” tease from Halloween II by tying Michael to the ancient Cult of Thorn and making his actions explicitly supernatural. This was messy no matter which version of the film you watch and thankfully never revisited, and it was the popular canon before Halloween H20 ignored all the sequels but Halloween 2. Chaos! Comics made a valiant attempt to recanonise those sequels, however, starting soon after the end of whatever version of Halloween 6 you prefer and seemingly leading into (or providing an alternative version of) Halloween: Resurrection (Rosenthal, 2002). Although Michael is said to be explicitly supernatural here, he is inarguably dead in “The Devil’s Eyes” and Lindsey ponders if his madness or curse has spread to Laurie, an interesting development that echoes when the franchise teased replacing Michael with his niece, Jamie Lloyd (Danielle Harris) in Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (Little, 1988). Considering I was all for that idea, I wouldn’t have minded if these comics had been tweaked slightly to all take place after Halloween H20 and had the “Michael” stalking Tommy always be Laurie. We still could’ve had the flashbacks to Michael’s past and such and this would’ve tied closer to the themes of the nature of evil and the cursed Myers bloodline.

An interesting take on Halloween‘s messy lore that doesn’t quite live up to its potential.

Tommy was oddly characterised here. He doesn’t seem to fit with either version of Halloween 6 and the art constantly depicts him in different ways, with him starting off as a fairly unassuming guy, appearing much older in “The Blackest Eyes” and looking completely different in “The Devil’s Eyes”. I think it might’ve been better to follow Lindsey as she works to discover Michael’s background for a story. She could’ve liaised with Tommy after he was committed following Halloween 6 and he still could’ve escaped in “The Blackest Eyes” for the final showdown with “Michael”. I quite liked seeing Michael’s childhood in Smith’s Grove Sanatorium and the twist that Dr. Loomis’s vendetta against him was made personal when Myers murdered his fiancée (as odd and ill-fitting it was to see Dr. Loomis in love). It was interesting seeing the supernatural creep into Michael’s time in the hospital, how his actions were framed as accidents and fuelling the scepticism regarding Dr. Loomis’s wild claims about the otherwise docile patient. I was also glad to see Sheriff Brackett return, but he’s basically here to dump exposition that could’ve easily been related in Dr. Loomis’s otherwise pointless meeting with Hattie Bartok. It might’ve been cool for Tommy and Brackett to team up, dealing with Richie and the others as they try to intercept Michael at his house and the Cult of Thorn try to regain control of him. It was weird featuring Dr. Wynn, especially considering the ends of Halloween 6 and that there’s no explanation of what happened to Dr. Loomis. Michael is basically the saving grace of these issues, appearing as a silent, unstoppable wraith who mercilessly stabs and manhandles anyone in his way. There’s a fair bit of gore here (I especially liked the depiction of Michael and his flaming head in “The Blackest Eyes”) and a decent attempt to make sense of Halloween’s messy lore. This story isn’t perfect and it’s definitely better than either Halloween 6 and Halloween: Resurrection, but I couldn’t help but think something was lacking. The focus on exposition and backstory bogged it down and robbed us of either more Myers action or placing Laurie as his successor, meaning it’s an interesting curio in the wider Halloween mythos that doesn’t quite live up to its full potential.

My Rating:

Rating: 3 out of 5.

Pretty Good

Have you ever read Chaos! Comics’ Halloween? Did you appreciate the attempt to make sense of the nonsense Halloween lore? Do you think it would’ve been better if Laurie had been the killer in this story? Were you a fan of the Cult of Thorn or do you prefer Michael’s backstory to be more mysterious? Do you agree that Lindsey should’ve been the main character here? Would you like to see this era of Halloween make a comeback? What horror-themed comics are you reading this Halloween? Whatever your thoughts on Halloween, comment below, check out my other horror content, and donate to my Ko-Fi if you want me to review more Halloween comics.

Game Corner: RetroRealms: Ash vs. Evil Dead & Halloween

Released: 13 September 2024
Developer: Wayforward
Metacritic Scores: 78 / 6.5; 78 / 6.4

Also Available For: Nintendo Switch, Nintendo Switch 2, PlayStation 4, PlayStation 5, Steam, Xbox One, Xbox Series S

Quick Facts:
Despite being one of the most influential horror films of all time, John Carpenter’s Halloween (1978) has seen surprisingly little representation in videogames. Conversely, Sam Raimi’s controversial Evil Dead films (1981 to present) spawned ten videogames before the acclaimed television series merged with the Halloween franchise in this throwback release. Produced in tandem and designed to pay homage to both franchises and seemingly as a platform to showcase future works, both games were bolstered by additional downloadable content (DLC) and largely impressed.

Gameplay and Power-Ups:
RetroRealms is a throwback to the classic 8- and 16-bit era, bringing two of horror’s unlikeliest franchises together for the first time. It’s certainly an odd fit, placing elements from the Evil Dead franchise into the largely grounded Halloween series rather than, say, Friday the 13th (Various, 1980 to present), but it works surprisingly well. It probably helps that both franchises are technically separated, with the collection presenting them as two cabinets in a long-abandoned arcade, though they share enemies, playable characters, and controls. No matter which game you play, you can pick between two characters (Michael Myers/The Shape and Ashley “Ash” Williams), with two more available via DLC. Non-intrusive in-game tutorials and signposts explain the mechanics and controls, which you can review from the pause menu. Every character shares the same controls, though they have different attributes and abilities to help them stand out. So, while every character attacks with X, charges a strong attack by holding X, and jumps with A, their charged move differs. Ash, for example, unloads with his “boomstick” while Myers performs a dashing stab with his trademark kitchen knife. Characters automatically clamber over ledges and can hop down by pressing down and A on certain flooring, and all progress upwards with a wall jump. You can attack upwards and in mid-air, even bouncing off them similar to the 8-bit classic DuckTales (Capcom, 1989). As you dispatch enemies, you’ll grab collectibles for cash. After clearing a World, you visit the shop to purchase upgrades and additional moves, allowing you to boost your maximum health, add combos to your attacks, and unlock fancier attacks. This adds a spinning slash to Ash’s arsenal to send heads rolling, sees him crash down on enemies with his robotic hand by pressing the Left Bumper in mid-air, and flinging his chainsaw arm upwards to extend his jump.

Hack-and-slash your way through two realms teeming with demons and Deadites alike!

Similarly, Myers unlocks a standing spin to decapitate enemies, slams on them from above with LB, or performs an upwards slash with the Right Bumper to reach higher ground escape bottomless pits. Pressing down and A when stationary performs a dash to fit in narrow vents, with characters becoming temporarily invincible as a bonus. Players also press B to enter the “Shadow Realm”, a Hellish dimension where Deadites roam, lava burns, and monstrous boils cover every surface. This lasts as long as your meter, which automatically refills, and you must switch between the two realms to reach hidden areas or progress further as some walls and platforms are intangible in different realms. You must be careful, though, as shifting realms can place you inside walls, which sets you back and costs you some health. Defeated enemies may drop partial or full refills for your health or meter and you’re granted unlimited lives, but only a single checkpoint per stage as each stage is split into two levels. You’ll also come across non-playable characters who gift you a sub-weapon, thrown with Y (though you can only hold one at a time). Ash attacks with his chainsaw and shotgun, gaining extra weapons by smashing coloured crates. These see him hurl the Kandarian dagger, toss a flaming lantern to set enemies and vicious roots alight, fire a nail gun to stun enemies, or chuck an axe. Killing innocent bystanders grants Myers similar sub-weapons, with him tossing a pitchfork or a hammer, though he also utilises a boomerang-like sickle and bolas. Each sub-weapon costs a different amount of ammo to use, which you find in crates or by slaughtering enemies, and the axe and hammer even bounce to hit multiple enemies. Both games include propane tanks to hit to take out groups of enemies and weighted pallets to release, which crush those beneath, and fire hydrants to blast enemies with a water jet. Some enemy attacks, particularly exploding gas canisters, also kill enemies and you instantly explode them into a shower of gore if you realm shift where they’re standing.

Use wind currents, avoid spikes and flaming oil, and move between realms to progress in both games.

While you mostly slaughter Deadites and escaped mental patients (and random bystanders as Myers), you’ll switch between realms more as each game progresses. This largely comes to an apex in the final World, where players wander the Deadite dimension, with previous stages mostly offering some tricky platforming challenges. Both Ash and Myers must jump to moving and temporary platforms, with some exploding beneath you and others carrying you across spike pits or bottomless drops. Vertical and horizontal wind currents push you to higher ground or carry you across larger gaps, though they also hinder you if you push against them. You’ll crash through windows, cutting through trailer homes and dilapidated cabins, leap to rickety towers, floodlights, and construction towers to progress, and uncover hidden paths by realm shifting to snag hidden goodies. Ash fights through an S-Mart Value Store, Myers clears out his family home, and both dodge and jump to falling chandeliers. Ash fights through the haunted forest, avoiding acidic water and being set upon by redneck zombies, while Myers cuts through Haddonfield, crossing huge bottomless pits caused by roadworks. Toxic gunk, acidic water, and fireballs are regular hazards but seem more prominent in Ash vs. Evil Dead, where fireballs often mess up your jumps. While rampaging through Phelps Garage, Myers slips about on oily ground that bursts into flames when enemies toss petrol canisters from the background, hazards that dog Ash as he fights through Elks Grove. Players also jump to conveyor belts, either being carried along by them, gingerly wall jumping or being carried up vertical belts, or even using them as moving platforms. Crushing hazards spell instant death in the Overlord’s castle, and you’ll be dodging spike pits and spiked walls, either by using platforms or riding wind currents, gnashing your teeth when your jumps are a single pixel off and drop you down a pit.

Presentation:
RetroRealms offers a fun, if somewhat sparse, hub world that expands as you clear Worlds. It’s a fun little 3D background to the retro stylings of both games. Neither game includes voice acting beyond anguished screams or monstrous roars, so dialogue is conveyed entirely through text. The story changes depending on who you play as, with Myers being comically silent and Ash providing snappy retorts. Ash vs. Evil Dead mostly pulls from the show’s first season, with him battling through Mossy Haven Trailer Park and even encountering Vivian Johnson, tangling with Eligos in Books from Beyond, and returning to the haunted cabin to confront Ruby Knowby, all while hacking and slashing through hordes of Deadites. Likewise, Halloween is a purely sprite-based, arcade-style adventure, featuring a chip tune rendition of the iconic theme tune and minor idle poses for the Shape, where he yanks down his mask, breathes deeply, and cocks his head inquisitively. While Myers has a larger hit box than Ash and is noticeably slower and clunkier, it’s to be expected of the Shape, who lumbers about slaughtering orderlies and Deadites alike. Blood splatters, heads roll, and bodies litter the backgrounds, with many enemies respawning once you move slightly off camera to either hinder you by sapping your health and knocking you down pits or help you by allowing you to “farm” resources. The realm gimmick is fun, essentially giving every World two skins, with the Nightmare Realm being a dimension of pure suffering and chaos. While you only spend a brief time here, it’s enough to see gaping maws, pillars of viscera and blood, rivers of lava, and hordes of Deadites lurking in the background. The Deadites are much stronger and more aggressive here, with the standard enemies constantly resurrecting, and it can be tricky discerning where you can go since everything’s so twisted and awful. It’s impressive, however, especially in the Overlord’s challenging castle. While the games run smoothly for the most part, I did experience some odd moments where the music cut out and an annoying glitch where Ruby stopped summoning demons, so I had to reset the game.

Pick your game and enter a bloody, action-packed throwback to the games of yesteryear.

After crashing through trailer park homes in Mossy Haven, splattering blood over the gaudy garden furniture and flamingo ornaments, Ash returns to the creepy woods, with the bridge, crooked trees, and even skewered bodies visible in the raging background. While his time in the iconic cabin is brief, all the weird, haunted furnishings appear and Ash’s severed hand crawls in the foreground. Deadites also tear apart military personnel and vehicles on the streets of Elks Grove. Players venture into the rusted, dilapidated Sunny Meadows Asylum, where scrawled renditions of the Necronomicon line the walls, before fighting through the wrecked laundry room and fending off vicious little Mini Ash’s. Similarly, Halloween begins in Smith’s Grove Sanatorium and sees Michael hack through guards and inmates as patients flee across the rainswept fields. Myers then rampages through a garage and junkyard before terrorising Haddonfield. A storm rages in most backgrounds, trick-or-treaters can be seen in the streets, and you’ll cut down the trespassers in Michael’s childhood home. Myers then ventures into a creepy cemetery and crematorium, passing crypts and catacombs, and wades through disgusting sewers and dilapidated tunnels. It perfectly captures the visual aesthetic of the original movie, right down to including sprite recreations of Michael’s first kill and his sister’s tombstone. When each character reaches the Overload’s castle, they’re greeted by a desolate, gothic, Hellish landscape and battle through a fully stocked dungeon, including Iron Maidens, chains, and propane tanks to clear out Deadite hordes. Huge, ominous structures, hooked chains, and gruesome bloody imagery are everywhere in this hellscape, which includes basically every previous hazard and stage gimmick. This means you’ll ride conveyor belts past crushing hazards, wall jump between and precariously hop to those same hazards, and dodge flames, acid water, and fireballs galore to reach the Overlord’s throne room.

Enemies and Bosses:
Ash’s primary enemy are those possessed by the Necronomicon, meaning he must cut down zombified trailer park trash, civilians, and lumberjacks. Most just wander about, but the ghoulish females and other variants spit phlegm and some of the possessed Value Store employees take a couple of hits to put down. Others, like the red-clothed employees and mad scientists carrying Ash puppets, explode after you deal damage, flinging you across the screen if you’re close. Ravenous little Mini Ash’s and killer dolls cling to you, stunting your jump and keeping you from attacking unless you shake them off. Michael Myers, meanwhile, cuts down guards, crazed inmates, construction workers, cops, and groundskeepers. While the inmates simply run around, security guards and other enemies toss projectiles that leave a flaming hazard on the ground, which can be aggravating. Mechanics and vagrants burst from doors and the background to charge you (which I found surprisingly difficult), gravediggers shovel up dirt, and injured bystanders crawl along the ground to whittle down your health. Naturally, players must also tangle with a host of monstrous Deadites, with projectile-firing eyeballs being a constant headache, respawing flying eyeballs screwing up your jumps, and zombie-like Deadite grunts springing to life after being put down. While the more troublesome Deadite variants are limited to the Nightmare Realm for most of the game, they do seep into the main game as you progress, with vicious spider-like Deadites charging across the ground, weird little cherubs screwing up your controls, bulbous mounds of fatty flesh sending you flying, and these weird phallic monsters spitting acid. You must also avoid flaming hazards, spike pits and walls, fireballs, acidic water, and bottomless pits, which become doubly troubling when platforms explode beneath you…or you forget to keep an eye on your meter.

Ash must put some of his old enemies back into the dirt to reach the monstrous Overlord.

At the end of each World, Ash battles a demonic entity conjured by the malicious Deadite Overlord. First, Ash’s neighbour Vivian is transformed into a gangly grotesque that scuttles about, leaving herself wide open to your pogo attack, before tricking you by hiding behind hanging sheets. When back in the cabin, players battle not Ruby Knowby, but the swarms of ghoulish Deadites she summons into the basement. Clear out each wave to damage her, taking advantage of the restorative cocktails when they appear, if necessary. After battling through Elks Grove, Ash faces a rematch against Eligos, a terrifying little demon who constantly teleports about the bookstore and tosses energy orbs. After a few hits, it returns to the store’s inner sanctum, speeding up and keeping you on your toes with spiralling lightning bolts. In the asylum, players face Evil Ash, an exact duplicate of Ash who uses the same moves and sub-weapons alongside a ground pound that can be tough to avoid. Though Evil Ash stops to laugh at you, he’s fast and hits hard, so it can be tricky to put him down. Similarly, the surprise battle against Ash’s possessed 973 Oldsmobile Delta 88 Royale can be challenging as there’s no checkpoint before it and it takes up a lot of screen space. The axe is essential here, as is your dodge roll, and memorising the pattern of the tyres it fires. The Overlord forces you to battle the gigantic demon Kandar, who fills the background, spews fire, and slams the ground with its massive fists, causing flaming debris to fall. You must toss axes or use Ash’s chainsaw uppercut to hit the demon’s giant face, taking care to avoid as much damage as possible as the Overlord interrupts halfway through to finish the job! This sees you hopping to moving platforms over a giant pit, slashing and striking the grotesque eyeballs on the Overlord’s Kaiju-sized body and avoiding the orbs he fires, which can be tricky if you miss-time your jumps or enter the fight with low health.

Myers battles some familiar, if demonic faces, before cutting through the Overlord.

The Overlord also conjures a few fitting challenges for the maniacal Michael Myers. First, he pits Myers against the hulking Mister F, a deranged mental patient who stamps around outside the asylum, headbutting you, stomping the pavement tiles in a shockwave, and calling in the crazies to rush the screen. It’s best to keep your distance with your sub-weapons, then dash in with Myers’ charge attack, as Mister F has a large hit box. Next, the Overlord furnishes Phelps Junior with a demonic vehicle that switches between firing spikes, drilling into the ground to lure you in, rolling along with a giant wheel, and producing a shockwave with a huge weight. Regardless of the configuration, the charged jumping strike is your best bet as the vehicle can only be damaged by hitting the main cab. World 3 offers a battle against Michael’s archenemies, Doctor Samuel Loomis and Laurie Strode, with both throwing Molotov cocktails and a spread of knitting needles, respectively. While it can be tough avoiding these as Myers is so big, it’s best to focus on one enemy at a time, launching your projectile to stun or attack the other when you can. After fighting through World 4’s cemetery, Myers is finally reunited with his sister, Judith, now a gigantic, monstrous Deadite banshee who’s a fun homage to Mega Man 2 (Capcom, 1988). Accordingly, you hop to platforms as she chases you, avoiding dropping down the pit and her flame pillars, then use platforms to toss projectiles and slash at the ghoul, switching to different platforms when she sets them alight and avoiding her large flame attack. Before you battle the Overlord, he forces Myers to face a shadowy reflection of himself. Shadow Myers teleports, slashes, tosses pitchforks, and proves a troublesome foe, doubly so as you’re left to face the Overlord with whatever health you have left and must fight Shadow Myers again if you die. However, if you simply stand still, Shadow Myers will explode, making the Overlord much easier. The demonic entity floats about raining fireballs, conjuring pillars of energy, swirling fireballs about the screen, and disappearing into the darkness, but your Darkness Rising and hammer sub-weapon will make short work of him.

Additional Features:
There are fourteen Achievements in the base game for RetroRealms, twenty-three in both Ash vs. Evil Dead and Halloween, and a further seven in each game’s DLC, for a total of seventy-four Achievements! You’ll get Achievements for simply loading the game, trying to exit the arcade, viewing the credits, watching the developer videos, buying a souvenir, or viewing a diorama. Achievements pop when you clear each World, use each character’s charge attack 100 times, using each sub-weapon in different ways, pogo off enemies, and kill a certain number of enemies, or visit the Nightmare Realm 300 times. Additional Achievements pop if you finish a stage without your weapons in any way, quickly defeating bosses or Worlds, and for finding every collectible. Each World has three pages of the Necronomicon or three jack-o’-lanterns to find that are tallied for this Achievement, though you’ll also find tickets to purchase souvenirs in the hub world. You can compare your times and scores against others using the online leaderboards (though there’s no online play here) and get some fun collector’s cards and all the DLC if you buy the physical version, which adds Laurie and Kelly Maxwell as playable characters. Each has similar Achievements tied to them (use sub-weapons, clear Worlds, be active for 300 minutes, etc), alters the dialogue and the story (Laurie’s trying to rescue Tommy Doyle from the Overlord, for example), and has different attributes and sub-weapons. Kelly attacks with a meat cleaver, giving her a shorter reach than Ash, but makes up for it with a machine gun as her charged move, which can be fired in multiple directions, and using a rocket launcher in place of an uppercut. Laurie attacks with knitting needles, firing them in a spread as her charged attack, has a handy double jump and a ground dash, and is smaller, faster, but weaker than Myers. Both have similar sub-weapons to each other and compared to the main game, though they have unique items that let them slow down enemies for a short time and Kelly gets a flaming shield to protect her.

Final Thoughts:
I was excited for RetroRealms when I first heard of it as I’m a sucker for retro throwback titles, especially hack-and-slash games, and a big fan of both franchises. While it is really weird seeing these two worlds collide, I got over it pretty quickly and found it amusing seeing Michael Myers basically ignore everything the Overlord says and go on a rampage! It was super fun revisiting locations from Ash vs. Evil Dead but, as I haven’t watched the show for a while, it was World 2 that stuck with me the most as you return to the infamous forest and enter the iconic haunted cabin, a location sadly underutilised here. The star of the show, for me, was Halloween, since the franchise has far less videogame adaptations compared to Evil Dead. Halloween does a fantastic job of adapting the first film into this surreal narrative, recreating key locations and even splicing in elements from other films, such as a mechanic resembling “Big Joe” Grizzly from the 2007 remake (though there’s sadly no reality TV stars in the Myers house). While platforming can be clunky and challenging due to Myers’ size, it was extremely satisfying hacking heads off and slicing through innocents and Deadites alike. The bosses were very fun, particularly the battle against Dr. Loomis and Laurie and Shadow Myers, being just the right level of challenge. While it’s frustrating taking damage, being knocked down a pit, or trapping yourself in a wall, it’s all very much in the spirit of old school games like the Castlevania (Konami/Various, 1986 to present), Mega Man (Capcom/Various, 1987 to present), and Metroid (Various, 1986 to present) videogames. I really enjoyed the realm-shifting gimmick, to the point where I kind of wish the games included a hard or alternative mode where you primarily play in the Nightmare Realm, and the gruesome imagery and bloody effects. The sprite work and environments are all fantastically well realised, especially in Halloween, and the gameplay was tight and responsive, with the games providing just enough challenge to keep you going without being too frustrating. I’d love to see more franchises added to the RetroRealms arcade but, as is, these were really fun, bite-sized offerings that brought a smile to my face.

My Rating:

Rating: 4 out of 5.

Great Stuff

Which of the two games included in the RetroRealms arcade was your favourite? Were you surprised to see these two franchises mashed together like this? Did you enjoy cutting Deadites up as Ash? Did you also struggle to fight his Oldsmobile? What did you think to the sprite reaction of Halloween? Did you enjoy the fight against Dr. Loomis and Laurie? Did you ever find all the collectibles and purchase every souvenir? Which horror franchise would you like to see remade in this way? What horror-theme videogames are you playing this Halloween? Whatever your thoughts on these games, drop a comment below, check out my other horror content, and donate to my Ko-Fi to suggest more Evil Dead and Halloween reviews.

Movie Night [Halloween]: Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers


Starting as the ancient Celtic festival of Samhain, Halloween is largely associated not just with ghosts, ghouls, and confectionery but also a long-running series of horror movies. Beginning with John Carpenter’s Halloween (Carpenter, 1978), largely credited with birthing the “slasher” sub-genre and one of the most influential films in all of horror.


Released: 13 October 1989
Director: Dominique Othenin-Girard
Distributor: Galaxy International Releasing
Budget: $5.5 million
Stars: Donald Pleasence, Danielle Harris, Don Shanks, Wendy Kaplan, Beau Starr, and Ellie Cornell

The Plot:
A year after a lacklustre defeat, serial killer Michael Myers/The Shape (Shanks) returns to Haddonfield to pursue his niece, Jamie Lloyd (Harris), who was left traumatised from their previous encounter and in the care of Michael’s increasingly manic former doctor, Sam Loomis (Pleasence).

The Background:
Widely dismissed upon release, John Carpenter’s Halloween became one of the most successful independent films thanks to its $63 million+ box office. It also heralded the start of a long-running and convoluted horror franchise bolstered by the commercial success of Halloween II (Rosenthal, 1981). After John Carpenter tried to turn Halloween into a horror anthology movie series with the abject failure of Halloween III: Season of the Witch (Wallace, 1982), the studio scrambled to bring Michael back with the aptly-named Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (Little, 1988), a commercial (if not critical) success that saw a fifth entry fast-tracked for the following year. The initial script capitalised on Halloween 4’s dramatic ending by having Jaime Lloyd join Michael Myers in his newest killing spree while another draft sought to humanise Myers, but producer Moustapha Akkad insisted on retaining much of Myers’ established character. A later script introduced the mysterious “Man in Black”, an element eventually downplayed and returned to in the troubled follow-up. Although Donald Pleasence and Danielle Harris returned, Ellie Cornell was disappointed when she was killed early on and Don Shanks took over as the iconic Shape, receiving an accidental broken nose from the deeply committed Pleasence! With a box office of $11.6 million, Halloween 5 was met with mixed reviews criticising Pleasence’s performance and the confusing inclusion of the Man in Black. Its poor reception led to a noticeable gap between the fifth and sixth films as Akkad sought to re-evaluate how to get the series back on track, with disastrous results.

The Review:
Halloween 5 opens with a truncated recap of the ending of Halloween 4, primarily focusing on Michael’s inauspicious end where he fell down a mine shaft. Naturally, the Shape survived and was washed away. Wounded and exhausted, Michael attempts to kill a kindly old hermit (Harper Roisman) but collapses from his injuries and spends the next year in a coma. The film implies that Michael’s running out of juice, as though he only “activates” every Halloween and must kill to keep his energy up, something explored further in the sequel. Jamie Lloyd was last seen attacking her stepmother, Darlene Carruthers (Karen Alston) while dressed in the same clown outfit Michael wore for his first kill but Halloween 5 goes to great lengths to downplay the seriousness of that. It’s not shown in any great detail, Dr. Loomis’s anguished reaction and attempt to kill Jamie is omitted, and it’s casually revealed that Darlene survived the attack. Halloween 5 this clearly walks back this ending, leaving Jamie severely traumatised in a local children’s clinic and rendered mute for the first half of the film. Consequently, Halloween 5 loses me right from the start. The filmmakers had a great opportunity to do something different with the franchise, to show Jamie teetering between following in her uncle’s footsteps and rejecting his murderous ways, to give Dr. Loomis a chance to atone for his failure with Michael, and to perhaps retire the Shape in favour of a new killer who could explore the later shenanigans with the Cult of Thorn without screwing up Michael’s character. Instead, Halloween 5 plays it safe by delivering a by-the-numbers slasher with very few new elements that progress the franchise.

Traumatised by her experiences, Jamie struggles to make sense of her connection to her uncle.

One of these elements is the continued exploration of Jamie’s convenient and chaotic psychic link with her uncle. Presumed to be because she’s his last living relative (that we know of at this point), Jamie senses Michael’s whereabouts and intentions and is haunted by nightmares where he’s either stalking her or she’s seeing through his eyes. These visions, coupled with the trauma she endured, leave Jamie a distressed mute subjected to a battery of tests and whose only links to the real world is her stepsister, Rachel Carruthers (Ellie Cornell), Rachel’s cheerful best friend, Tina Williams (Kaplan), and their dog, Max (Unknown). The three regularly visit, sneaking Max into the clinic and helping her prepare for the Halloween costume contest. Jamie later attends this with her friend, shy stutterer Billy Hill (Jeffrey Landman), and becomes increasingly concerned for their safety when her visions grow stronger on “Halloween Eve”. When Michael awakens, kills the hermit, and reclaims his mask, Jamie suffers seizures, convulsions, and panic attacks, scrawling warnings on her chalkboard and muttering gibberish, which both excites and drives Dr. Loomis frantic since he’s desperate to put an end to Michael for good. Jamie spends most of the first half in bed or in the clinic, routinely being shaken and accosted by the increasingly demented Dr. Loomis, who thinks nothing of yelling at her and badgering her to get a lead on Michael or who the Shape’s next victim is. Scarred, half crippled, and seemingly on the verge of madness from all the death and violence, Dr. Loomis has degenerated into the raving lunatic he was thought to be in the first movie and only receives assistance from Sheriff Ben Meeker (Beau Starr) because of their shared experiences in Halloween 4. Dr. Loomis is livid with Jamie, convinced she’s protecting her uncle (why she would do that isn’t clear) and guilt-tripping her into helping despite her being terrified and confused by her visions. Ultimately, Jamie agrees to help after being chased by Michael and seeing Billy and Tina attacked by her uncle, but by then Dr. Loomis has seemingly lost all reason and regularly uses the petrified child as bait (and even a human shield!)

In a town full of forgettable and oddball characters, it’s easy for rambunctious Tina to stand out.

Although Rachel still offers Jamie comfort, she doesn’t last long. Jamie is assaulted by visions of her stepsister and tries to warn her, but Michael inevitably kills Rachel offscreen. Although Tina goes to check on her friend and finds the house empty, Rachel’s all-but forgotten about until Jamie stumbles upon her lifeless corpse in the dilapidated Myers house. While this sucks for Rachel, Tina is more than a worthy substitute; a bubbly bundle of enthusiasm and energy, Tina is an infectious and adorable personality who treats Jamie like a little sister. Outrageous and outgoing, she regularly teases her boyfriend, Mike (Jonathan Chapin), an angsty greaser who’s obsessed with his car, and encourages their friends, Samantha Thomas (Tamara Glynn) and grocery store clerk “Spitz” (Matthew Walker), to dress up for a Halloween party at a local farm. Thanks to Jamie’s visions, Tina’s rescued after Michael masquerades as Mike but, upon seeing how unstable Jamie is, chastises Dr. Loomis and ignores his warnings. Embracing her nature as a free spirit, Tina goes and has fun, thinking nothing of it when Sam and Spitz sneak off to the barn (after Spitz fakes Sam (and us) out by imitating Myers), but doesn’t hesitate to get Jamie and Billy to safety when they escape the clinic to warn her of the danger. With Michael poised to kill the children, Tina steps in, taking a knife to the shoulder and promptly vanishing on a gurney, her fate unknown, and leaving Jamie forced to rely on Dr. Loomis. Indeed, while Sheriff Meeker tries to hunt Michael down, he and his men are always one step behind. Two of his patrolmen, Nick Ross (Frank Como) and Tom Farrah (David Ursin), are so woefully inept that they not only openly admit to being bad cops but are accompanied by ridiculous clown-like sound effects.

Sporting one of his worst looks, Michael’s shown to be cursed be an insatiable rage.

Now played by Don Shanks, Michael is as determined and unstoppable as ever but moves with a more deliberate, robotic grace. Stalking his prey in broad daylight from behind bushes, commandeering police cars, and driven by an insatiable rage to hunt down and kill his bloodline, Michael is cast as a horrific bogeyman for Jamie and the object of Dr. Loomis’s obsession. Sporting an ill-fitting mask and a mysterious rune tattoo on his wrist, Michael slaughters anyone in his way and seemingly goes out of his way to target Tina’s friends to both quench the rage driving him and, perhaps, sustain him as Halloween drags on. Still sporting severe scars to his hands (at the very least), Michael’s stoic visage contrasts with Dr. Loomis’s increased hysteria. Having similar scars and limping on a cane, Dr. Loomis and Michael are more similar than different by Halloween 5, especially as Dr. Loomis blatantly ignores local authority and hounds Jamie almost as much as Michael, waving her around in front of him like a dog’s chew toy. After luring Michael to the Myers house, Dr. Loomis tries to reason with him by promising to deliver Jamie to him, understanding that Michael believes killing Jamie will end his agonising rage. In these moments, the old Dr. Loomis shines through but his efforts are ultimately useless. Jamie also tries to reach her uncle, even convincing him to remove his mask and revealing that he’s suffering from the curse that drives him, but Michael lashes out both times. Haddonfield is also stalked by a mysterious “Man in Black” (also Shanks), who also has a rune tattoo and lurks around the Myers household, the town streets, and assaults the police station in the finale. This same rune is painted on the wall in Michael’s house, reinforcing a previously teased pagan connection to his rage and killing spree, but these elements are ultimately teasers for the sequel rather than anything significant here.

The Nitty-Gritty:
Halloween 4 teased that Michael’s bloodlust was somehow genetic and that Jamie was destined to follow the same dark path. This is largely downplayed in favour of a more supernatural bent to Michael’s character. The bond between him and Jamie is definitely implied to be supernatural and her visions and nightmares help spare some lives (at least for a while), though they’re forgotten by the third act, which descends into screaming and running and hiding. There’s the suggestion that Dr. Loomis is still trying to atone for failing Michael, but only in his interactions with the Shape, which are framed more as Dr. Loomis trying to subdue Myers so he can be captured or killed. Even Dr. Loomis’s plot to use Jamie as bait is part of this rather than true malicious intent on his part, but the line sure is blurred since Dr. Loomis is more unstable than ever. Dr. Loomis suggests that Michael is driven by rage that can only be quelled by killing and that he believes ending his bloodline will give him peace, something Dr. Loomis strongly suggests is a lie. We see Michael’s rage flare numerous times but, when he unmasks, a single tear runs down his cheek. This, coupled with those strange runes, strongly suggests that Michael’s not in full control of his actions. The film further suggests the Man in Black is part of this but also suggests it’s a supernatural element to Michael’s character. It’s all very vague and thus you can argue it doesn’t dilute the traditionally cryptic Myers, but it’s also explicit and bonkers enough to show that the franchise is on a slippery downhill slope.

Sadly, Halloween 5 is bogged down by toothless kills and half-baked ideas that go nowhere.

Still, one good reason to watch any slasher film is the kills. And the sex, of course. Halloween 5 is very light on the sex and nudity; Tina teases and straddles Mike a few times but is never seen engaging in sexual activity (though it’s heavily implied she has, and is perhaps high most of the time, directly violating the “rules” for a “Final Girl” and perhaps explaining her ambiguous fate). Sam and Spitz get it on in a barn thanks to some suspiciously redubbed moaning, but their sexy time is brutally interrupted when Michael skewers Spitz with a pitchfork. Michael then stalks Sam (who, credit to her, at least attempts to fight back) with a scythe, which makes for an awesome visual and makes me wish Myers had adopted this weapon over his traditional kitchen knife. Sadly, the way Sam’s death is framed implies Michael cuts her throat rather than beheading her and he inexplicably attacks Ross and Farrah with the pitchfork afterwards. If Myers did behead her, it’s not shown on camera; neither are Ross and Farrah’s deaths, just the aftermath, which are just two examples of how toothless Halloween 5 is. Similarly, while we see Rachel get stabbed, the film cuts away before going into detail, robbing her of a dignified death scene and reducing her to a jump scare when Jamie later finds her body. Many of Michael’s victims are strung up in his house in the finale, though none of their deaths are particularly inspiring. Mike’s was good, though. Michael toys with him at first, raising his ire by scratching his beloved car and then impaling him through the head with a garden claw. The editing is particularly disheartening in Halloween 5, robbing the kills of their impact and even making me question Tina’s ultimate fate. There is a cool shot of Michael chasing after Jamie in a car that’s really well lit, though, and I loved the derelict Myers house (even if it’s a recycled location for the finale). Otherwise, Halloween 5 can’t even bolster some goodwill through some decent sex and gore, leaving us to settle for the half-baked mystical connection between him and Jamie and Jamie’s obviously fractured mental state.

Thanks to Dr. Loomis’s bizarre choices, Michael is freed from captivity by a mysterious Man in Black…

To her credit, Danielle Harris does a great job in scenes where she’s suffering from her nightmares and in her interactions with Donald Pleasence. The shared fear and madness between the two is a highlight and certainly more appealing than the uninspired depiction of Myers, who’s mostly going through the motions. After escaping the clinic, Jamie and Billy desperately try to warn Tina, only to witness her being attacked by Myers. Determined to put Michael down, Dr. Loomis challenges the Shape to meet him at the rundown Myers house, where he waits with Jamie as semi-willing bait. After sending away the cops, Dr. Loomis tries to talk Michael down, only to get slashed across the chest and manhandled by the Shape, who then angrily pursues Jamie. Just as he’s poised to kill her, Michael falters and reveals he’s tortured by his nature, only to fly into a renewed rage and fall right into Dr. Loomis’s trap. Weighed down by a chain net, Michael’s an easy target for Dr. Loomis to blow away with a shotgun. Oh no, sorry, that doesn’t happen…instead, Dr. Loomis tranquilises Michael and bashes him over the head with a wooden plank? An odd decision considering Dr. Loomis spends the whole movie heavily implying he wants to kill Michael and even screams at him to “Die!” during the beat down (which also leaves Dr. Loomis collapsed from exhaustion and potential heart attack). Thus, Michael is arrested (!) and chained up in a cell to be transferred to a maximum-security prison. The shellshocked Jamie is taken from the station, only to be drawn inside by the sound of gunfire and screaming courtesy of the enigmatic Man in Black. Venturing into the ransacked station, Jamie finds Michael’s cell blown open and empty and is horrified by the realisation that her murderous uncle is once again on the loose…

The Summary:
I gave Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers a bad time for simply being a carbon copy of John Carpenter’s seminal original, and for adding very little to the franchise and effectively keeping it on life support by introducing Jamie Lloyd. However, that film ended with the tease that something new would happen in its sequel and, unfortunately, that wasn’t the case. Just like how the Friday the 13th franchise (Various, 1980 to present) got cold feet about replacing Jason Voorhees (Various), Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers wimps out on going all-in with Jamie as a replacement for the Shape. This could’ve been an opportunity to explore Jamie’s descent into madness, to show the parallels between her and Michael, to show Dr. Loomis desperately trying to atone for his past and perhaps resolving to kill her by the end. Michael still could’ve gone on a killing spree in the background, perhaps getting slower and more fatigued as he goes, as though his essence were transferring to Jamie, who could’ve killed Dr. Loomis and been spirited away by the Man in Black. But, no. Instead, we get the psychic connection between the two that’s interesting but underdeveloped and forgotten about, another mindless killing spree from Michael, and another half-baked retread of the previous films as Dr. Loomis tries to reason with and destroy Michael. I did enjoy the dark turn Dr. Loomis takes here; seeing the physical and mental toll on his morals was really interesting and I loved that he was willing to put Jamie at risk and even let her die just to get his hands on Michael. Danielle Harris also did a great job, particularly in the first half where she’s mute and traumatised, and I adored Wendy Kaplan’s rambunctious character. However, the bungling cops, bizarre sound cues, and toothless gore all made Halloween 5 a shallow and dull experience, overall. The teases about the Cult of Thorn felt as random as everything else in this movie, as though the screenwriters were just making shit up as they went along and hoping for the best, and this diluted what could’ve been dramatic scenes, such as Dr. Loomis and Jamie trying to reach Michael. In the end, Halloween 5 is just another slasher that fails to capture the magic of the original and simply serves to show that we didn’t need to make a franchise out of this series.

My Rating:

Rating: 2 out of 5.

Could Be Better

Did you enjoy Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers? Were you also disappointed that Jamie didn’t take over as the killer? Were you annoyed that Rachel was killed off so unceremoniously? What did you think to Dr. Loomis’s fractured mental state and questionable morals? Were you disappointed by the lacklustre kills and cliff-hanger ending? How are you celebrating Halloween this year? Whatever your thoughts on Halloween, and the Halloween franchise, drop a comment below, support me on Ko-Fi, and have a spook-tacular Halloween!

Movie Night: Hollow Man: Director’s Cut

Released: 25 December 2009
Originally Released: 4 August 2000
Director: Paul Verhoeven
Distributor: Sony Pictures Releasing
Budget: $95 million
Stars: Kevin Bacon, Elisabeth Shue, Josh Brolin, Kim Dickens, and William Devane

The Plot:
When ambitious scientist Doctor Sebastian Caine (Bacon) arrogantly subjects himself to his invisibility serum, his team is horrified when he descends into madness after going drunk with power.

The Background:
By 1897, British author Herbert George Wells had established himself as a prolific author in the science-fiction genre. Possibly inspired by W. S. Gilbert, Wells’ 1897 literary classic The Invisible Man captivated readers with its cautionary tale and then impressed audiences when adapted into James Whale’s ambitious and celebrated 1933 classic. Followed by a bunch of pseudo-sequels and spin-offs, The Invisible Man developed an enduring legacy in sci-fi and horror and eventually lived again, in spirit at least, when acclaimed auteur Paul Verhoeven sought to make a more “conventionally commercial” blockbuster. Writer William Goldman disliked the script but attempted to salvage it with rewrites, only for Verhoeven to ignore his input and double-down on the special effects work. Sony Pictures Imageworks and Tippett Studio developed the intricate invisibility effects, which involved compositing scenes with and without star Kevin Bacon and dressing him in a latex body suit to create a digital double. Initially absent once his character became invisible, Bacon was brought back for reshoots to give the characters someone to interact with and the actor detailed a troublesome pre-production period. With a box office gross of $190.2 million, Hollow Man was Verhoeven’s biggest hit since 1992 but was met with largely negative reviews that criticised its formulaic characters and misogynistic undertones, though the visual effects were widely praised. Accompanied by this Director’s Cut, which added about ten minutes of slightly extended scenes, and followed by a critically panned direct-to-DVD standalone sequel in 2006, Hollow Man saw the remorseful Paul Verhoeven retreat from Hollywood, though it’s often regarded as an under-rated gem.

The Review:
Hollow Man follows a team of scientists, technicians, and other assorted specialists developing an invisibility serum. Genius narcissist Sebastian Caine is at the forefront of the project, which was entrusted to him by his old mentor, Doctor Howard Kramer (Devane), and his team includes his ex-girlfriend, Linda McKay (Shue), and his frenemy Doctor Matthew “Matt” Kensington (Brolin). The team has already cracked invisibility, producing a startling neon blue serum that undergoes some vague irradiation process and is injected directly into the blood stream. The team have tested the serum on multiple test animals, cared for by feisty veterinarian Doctor Sarah Kennedy (Dickens), though they cannot reverse the process. While Linda and Matt embark on a love affair, Sebastian works tirelessly on the problem until he suddenly intuits the solution. Giddy with excitement, eager to claim a Noble Prize and etch his name in history, Sebastian insists on testing the formula on Isabelle (Tom Woodruff Jr.). Although the gorilla’s heart rate and blood pressure spikes wildly, the team stabilises her and she becomes visible. Emboldened by their success, Sebastian attempts to rekindle his romance with Linda, only for her to coldly shut him down due to his narcissism (though it’s clear she admires him, as do the rest of the team).

Narcissistic scientist Sebastian loses what little sanity he had to invisibility madness.

However, Linda and Matt are infuriated when Sebastian lies to the Pentagon, arrogantly wishing to be the first person to turn invisible and back. Despite their protests, Linda and Matt agree to Sebastian’s proposal and lie to the others to get them onboard, each eager to be at the forefront of the experiment. Though tense and demanding, Sebastian insists on injecting himself to protect Linda from legal repercussions and endures agonising convulsions as he slowly and painfully dissolves. Though he’s extremely sensitive to lights, Sebastian and the others are elated by the successful trial, and they endure his playful invisible antics. The first red flags occur when Sarah is unnerved by his presence, believing he sexually assaulted her, and technician Janice Walton (Mary Randle) refuses to go anywhere without her infrared goggles. Thus, they’re horrified when he reacts violently to the reversion serum before fading away again (potentially because they didn’t use the defibrillator). Sebastian’s initial excitement about being invisible quickly turns to anger and resentment as he endures days of testing, with no solution in sight, angrily lashing out at Linda and Matt when they try to help him and struggling with cabin fever. On the plus side, the team forge a latex mask to give him a physical presence, but Sebastian still storms out, much to the alarm of friendly but naïve medic Carter Abbey (Greg Grunberg).

Sebastian’s warped mind is further twisted, driving him to paranoia, anger, and murder.

Returning to his apartment, Sebastian tries to talk himself out of messing with his alluring neighbour (Rhona Mitra) before stripping down and raping her. Obviously, he keeps this to himself (though he makes allusions to Carter, who obliviously encourages him), but the team is pissed at him breaking protocol and essentially place him under house lab arrest. However, while Sebastian feigns compliance, he surreptitiously fiddles with the video camera to fool technician Frank Chase (Joey Slotnick) and sneaks out again, discovering Matt and Linda’s romance and finally snapping. His ego wounded and angrily resentful at the team, Sebastian brutally murders one of Sarah’s dogs and talks down to the others, raising their suspicions further. Linda’s sympathy evaporates when Sebastian showcases the extent of his mania, considering his condition as a “gift” that they’re jealous and fearful of. When they discover that Sebastian’s messed with the cameras, Linda and Matt come clean, enraging Sarah and driving them to ask Dr. Kramer for help, even if it means the end of their careers. Unimpressed and incensed, Dr. Kramer dismisses them and prepares to report Sebastian, only for the manic scientist to drown him in his pool. Thus, like basically every invisible man, Sebastian descends into full-blown madness. Sebastian was already an arrogant, self-absorbed asshole before he turned invisible, believing himself “God” but cabin fever and unforeseen side effects of the serum escalated his violent tendencies. Sebastian relishes the power and freedom of invisibility (“It’s amazing what you can do when you don’t have to look at yourself in the mirror”) and is willing to kill anyone who tries to stop him.

The Nitty-Gritty:
Technically speaking, Hollow Man isn’t a remake of The Invisible Man and barely resembles H.G. Well’s classic text beyond surface level similarities. However, a scientist going mad partially from an invisibility serum and going on a killing spree are all reminiscent of The Invisible Man. Like Griffin, Sebastian is wholly unlikeable from the start. Sure, there are moments of humility and humanity, mainly in his interactions with Linda, but it’s clear he only wants her because he can’t have her and wants to be seen as superior to her lover. Sebastian openly mocks Sarah and her love for animals, gets very handsy with his colleagues when invisible, and routinely berates Matt simply to prove his intellectual superiority, completely missing the irony and hypocrisy of him being as unable to crack reversion. Hollow Man is a very different film for director Paul Verhoeven. It has none of his usual satirical or visual signatures, no commentary on the media or government, and everything is presented in such a clinical and by-the-number way that it could’ve been directed by anyone. It doesn’t help that most of the film takes place in a visually boring laboratory or that it feels like Verhoeven was making a cookie-cutter sci-fi/horror simply for a pay cheque, compromising his usual signature style simply to appease studio executives and producers.

The impressive special effects largely carry this otherwise tedious horror/thriller.

Hollow Man makes up for this with its impressive visual effects. The CGI when Isabelle and Sebastian turn invisible or return (briefly, in Sebastian’s case) to visibility is extremely detailed. Sure, it makes no sense how any of the test subjects can see but that’s largely inconsequential when skeletal structures, arteries, muscle, and flesh appear or disappear before your eyes. Sebastian’s experience is noticeably more traumatic since he can articulate the pain of the process but also because it’s like his flesh is dissolving. With Isabelle, it’s the reverse and the filmmakers painstakingly show her organs and body structure reforming. While they’re occasionally cartoony, the CGI still holds up and I also enjoyed the simpler techniques used when Sebastian is invisible, like moving chairs and the others reacting to his unseen presence. Sebastian cuts an unsettling figure in his latex mask, with empty voids for his eyes and mouth, making him a true “Hollow Man” devoid of a body, soul, and eventually conscience. The invisibility effects can be somewhat inconsistent, however. When Sebastian attacks Dr. Kramer, you can clearly see Sebastian’s hair, eyes, and mouth but, other times, he appears to be bald or to have no eyes or mouth depending on what suit Kevin Bacon is wearing. While this can be distracting, the sight of Sebastian cutting through water, covered in blood, or strangling Carter from an overhead pipe is as unnerving as his incredible physical strength, which is apparently augmented by his insanity. Verhoeven’s signature gory style finally appears in the finale, where blood spurts from Carter’s neck wound, Frank takes a pole through the abdomen, and Matt suffers a sickening blow to the gut.

Linda preys upon Sebastian’s ego and lusts to get the better of him and finally end his rampage.

After killing Dr. Kramer, Sebastian prepares to erase all traces of the team and the experiment. Thus, he traps the team in the lab and picks them off one by one. Though armed with their infrared goggles and tranquilizer darts, and utilising a tracking system, the team are essentially powerless against Sebastian, who easily subdues and kills them before grievously wounding Matt and spitefully locking him and Linda in a freezer. Confident of his victory, Sebastian casually applies a semi-convincing false face and rigs a makeshift bomb with some chemicals and a centrifuge. He underestimates Matt’s tenacity (some duct tape takes care of his internal bleeding) and Linda’s adaptability as she cobbles together an electromagnetic to escape the freezer. Moments away from freedom, Sebastian is surprised by Linda, who attacks with a flamethrower, melting his disguise and making him temporarily visible from the burns. Matt makes a miraculous recovery to help in the scuffle, which sees Sebastian being electrocuted and partially restores him. Desperately clambering up the elevator shaft as Sebastian’s bomb explodes, Matt and Linda barely avoid being smushed by the elevator and are attacked by the relentless Sebastian, now reduced to a skinless, raging maniac obsessed with taking them with him. However, Sebastian’s obsession with Linda gets the better of him and he pulls her in for one last kiss, “for old time’s sake”, giving her the perfect opportunity to brace herself and release the elevator’s emergency brake, sending the egomaniacal murderer plummeting to his fiery end. The film then ends rather abruptly with Linda and the injured Matt being met by emergency services, robbing us of any kind of stinger relating to Linda’s trauma following the events.

The Summary:
I’ve always been a fan of Hollow Man, though sometimes I wonder why. The film is quite long, which doesn’t help, and the visually repetitive setting only exacerbates this issue. Perhaps if the lab had been a bit more futuristic, or if different areas had different colour schemes or themes, that might’ve helped but, as is, it gets very tedious looking at the same clinical, drab locations the entire time. The characters aren’t all that great, either. Sebastian’s a narcissistic prick with a superiority complex who elicits little sympathy and who’s already unbearable before he loses himself to invisibility madness. Elizabeth Shue seems to be trying her best but also seems bored, only coming to life when Linda has to be horny, while Josh Brolin seems somewhat miscast, despite my gravitating to his more “Everyman” persona. I liked Sarah’s feistiness and how depraved Carter was, but the team were largely forgettable and boring, meaning I don’t care much when they die. Thankfully, their deaths are quite gory and/or harrowing, but Paul Verhoeven’s signature visual and thematic style is entirely absent here, making for a confusing film that was wasted on his unique talents. The special effects are what carries Hollow Man but, while they do a bulk of the heavy lifting and are impressive, they don’t really make up for the other tiresome aspects. Yet, I find myself drawn to Hollow Man and the impressive visuals of skeletons and circulatory systems fading in and out before our eyes in painstaking detail. The invisibility effects may well be the best I’ve ever seen and they do give Sebastian a horrific aura, especially as he’s so unpredictable and aggressive. Still, I can see why people dislike this film and struggle to recommend it, but Hollow Man remains a somewhat guilty pleasure for me.

My Rating:

Rating: 3 out of 5.

Pretty Good

Are you also a fan of Hollow Man? Did you enjoy its twist on the Invisible Man formula? How impressed were you by the digital effects and the depiction of invisibility? Did you find it hard to sympathise with Sebastian and the other characters? Were you disappointed that Paul Verhoeven’s signature style was entirely absent? Which incarnation of the Invisible Man is your favourite? How are you celebrating Halloween this year? Share your thoughts on Hollow Man in the comments, go read my other horror reviews, and support me on Ko-Fi to suggest other translucent horror content.

Movie Night: The Invisible Man (1933)

Released: 13 November 1933
Director: James Whale
Distributor: Universal Pictures
Budget: $328,033
Stars: Claude Rains, Gloria Stuart, William Harrigan, Henry Travers, and Una O’Connor

The Plot:
After turning invisible with a special formula, Doctor Jack Griffin (Rains) first obsesses over a cure and then goes on a crazed rampage through a Sussex village.

The Background:
By 1897, prolific British author Herbert George Wells had quickly made a name for himself as a creative visionary and futurist, with The Time Machine (1895) laying the foundation for the science-fiction genre and The Island of Doctor Moreau (1896) inviting discourse regarding morals and ethics. Potentially inspired by W. S. Gilbert’s “The Perils of Invisibility” and allegedly starting as a short story Wells later expanded, The Invisible Man became a literary classic as a startling cautionary tale regarding the dangers of science. Development of a silver screen adaptation can be traced back to 1931 where, after their unexpected success with Dracula (Browning, 1931), Universal Studios suggested The Invisible Man as a follow-up. While producer Carl Laemmle and his son opted to prioritise Frankenstein (Whale, 1931) instead, they purchased the rights during filming (though Wells demanded script approval). Though James Whales was reluctant to direct out of fear of being typecast as a horror director, he eventually signed on and the script underwent many rewrites before shooting started. While Boris Karloff was initially set to star in the title role, stage actor Claude Rains took over for his feature film debut, where he shared the screen with some simple and innovative visual effects. Everything from simple wire tricks to layering negatives over each other sold the illusion of invisibility so well that they stood as a blueprint for modern-day green screen effects. Highly praised upon release and regarded as one of the best films of its era, The Invisible Man has stood the test of time for its ambitious visuals, stirring performances, and masterful exploration of the corruption of power. Followed by a handful of quasi-sequels and spin-offs, The Invisible Man has had an enduring legacy in sci-fi and horror, resulting in everything from under-rated sci-fi dramas, to big-budget remakes and reimaginings that were both underappreciated and evocative, to infamous comic book adaptations of his classic literary icon.

The Review:
I’m somewhat familiar with H. G. Wells’ classic sci-fi story of an invisible man terrorising a small English village, and have long been a fan of the concept and its adaptations and how they often depict an ambitious scientist meddling in things beyond him and turning to madness. The original invisible man (here given the first name “Jack”) is already a rude and demanding character when he first stumbles through the snow and into Iping looking for a room. His appearance startles the locals at the Lion’s Head since he’s covered in bandages. Despite his odd appearance and gruff nature, doting and bothersome landlady Jenny Hall (O’Connor) caters to his every whim. However, the nosey old shrew can’t help but bother Griffin, fussing over his room and catching a glimpse under his bandages, and spreading gossip to her husband, Herbert (Forrester Harvey), and the snooping locals, who believe he’s an escaped criminal. In reality, Griffin is an understudy of Doctor Cranley (Travers), who was allowed to conduct experiments in his spare time. To the suspicion of his colleague, Doctor Arthur Kemp (Harrigan), Griffin worked in secret against the open and honest code of most scientists. Indeed, Griffin’s beautiful fiancée and Dr. Cranley’s daughter, Flora (Stuart), notes that Griffin had become more withdrawn before his sudden disappearance and openly laments his departure, worrying herself sick about his health. Though Dr. Kemp uses Griffin’s actions to proposition her, he’s hilariously unsuccessful and his dislike of Griffin counters Flora’s romanticised opinion of him, strongly indicating that Griffin was previously an eccentric but nonetheless caring and compassionate man.

A mysterious and rude stranger upsets the locals of a small village with his gruesome visage.

Eager for fame and glory, Griffin experimented with the obscure drug “monocaine”, which drains colour from its surroundings. By distilling the substance and regularly injecting it under his skin, Griffin successfully turned himself invisible but fled from his laboratory and home to discover the way back to visibility in seclusion. When he reaches Iping, Griffin is irritable and quick to anger, eventually launching into a tirade after Jenny reprimands him for messing up her sitting room with his bizarre equipment. Insulted and enraged, Jenny orders Herbert to evict their guest, who desperately pleads with the landlord before angrily tossing Herbert down the stairs. The barflies fetch pompous and ludicrous Constable Jaffers (E. E. Clive), only to be amazed when Griffin dramatically reveals he’s completely invisible! While they’re shocked and powerless to catch Griffin, who half-throttles Jaffers and causes havoc in town, the unmasking and the frustration at his condition briefly unhinges Griffin’s usually ordered (if unstable) mind. Griffin delights in chaos before fleeing to Dr. Kemp, who’s stunned when Griffin calmly explains his maniacal plot for a mutually beneficial partnership so that Griffin can terrorise the world with his powers. Though hesitant, Dr. Kemp’s too terrified to resist Griffin’s demands and gives him shelter, helping him retrieve his notebooks, all while Griffin giggles about the mayhem and murder he plans to indulge to showcase his intellectual superiority. While Griffin claims to be “strong” and easily outwits the police as they mobilise to flush out the invisible man causing so much death and panic, he’s still very vulnerable as he must stay naked and out of rain, soot, and snow to remain undetected.

Despite attempts to humanise him, Griffin is largely depicted as an unhinged psychopath.

Griffin’s madness comes in waves, with him switching between reasonable (if callous) and enraged. When docile, he sees Dr. Kemp as his valued and trusted partner but, when angered, Griffin gleefully murders even his reluctant ally when Dr. Kemp calls in first Dr. Cranley and Flora and then the police. Griffin’s demeanour noticeably softens around Flora, but his madness returns when he realises Dr. Kemp has betrayed him. Griffin renews his killing spree, all thoughts of returning to visibility forgotten as he tosses men over ravines, shoves over baby carriages, and casually derails a train, killing over a hundred passengers! Regardless, Flora remains devoted to her man and near sick with worry, though Dr. Cranley’s powerless to do much but promise to help try Griffin once he’s apprehended. When the sceptical Police Chief (Holmes Herbert) is strangled to death for his ignorance, the Chief Detective (Dudley Digges) takes the threat very seriously. Unfortunately for him, his office is swamped with calls from “helpful” civilians offering outlandish solutions and all plans must be spoken privately, necessitating his men walk a giant net across his office! When Griffin vows to murder Dr. Kemp in retaliation, the Chief Detective uses the terrified doctor as bait to lure Griffin into an elaborate trap. However, despite his crazed state, Griffin easily evades the traps and follows Dr. Kemp, casually explaining how he’s going to kill him and then executing the plan, sending Dr. Kemp to a spectacularly fiery death! The invisible man’s rampage continues over several montages, with many policemen and volunteers joining the search and just as many terrified civilians barricading their doors, though Griffin constantly makes fools of them.

The Nitty-Gritty:
The Invisible Man has an edge over many classic Universal Monsters movies with its orchestral score. It also impresses with its surprising and startling body count, especially as the titular antagonist is simply one man running around in the nude. Griffin’s mood swings seemingly grant him augmented strength and he thinks nothing of murdering for his own amusement. As explicitly stated by Dr. Kemp and then reiterated in the finale, The Invisible Man is another cautionary tale of the dangers of dabbling in science. Griffin meddled in things he didn’t understand and, in his arrogance, blundered into his experiment without conducting proper research, essentially dooming himself to madness, debauchery, and ultimately death. The Invisible Man is reasonably close to the source material, recreating many aspects while bolstering Dr. Kemp’s role and altering both the title character and making his unfortunate more dramatic. The book spends more time in Iping, as I recall, while these scenes merely introduce the mystery of the bandaged stranger. Naturally, the concept of a person turning invisible and consequently losing their mind to the freedom and power originates here, with Griffin first toiling for cure and then revelling in his abilities. The process makes him unhinged and gives him an inflated sense of superiority, eventually bringing him ruin. However, Griffin seems perfectly happy to be the all-powerful, untouchable invisible man…except for having to always be naked.

Simple and pioneering filmmaking techniques alike are used to bring Griffin’s rampage to life.

Of course, the most startling way The Invisible Man stands out from its peers is its groundbreaking visual effects. Obviously, everything seen here was achieved practically using unique and clever solutions and they hold up ridiculously well. While it’s clear when a dummy has been used, you can sometimes spot wires, and there’s an odd translucent effect at times, I remain impressed and amazed by the innovation on show. There are scenes where Griffin is simply a talking shirt or has half his jaw missing that blend better than some modern-day CGI and I especially when he took and lit one of Dr. Kmep’s cigarettes with a match. Of course, many of the effects are incredibly simple, being basically actors talking to thin air or pretending to be throttled, but many sequences showcasing the invisible man’s actions were setup to avoid making things too easy. Like, when he escapes through the window, it would’ve been simpler to just show the window opening but, instead, we see the net curtain opening, an ornament set aside, and then the window opens. Other effects are simply achieved through wires, which works incredibly well and the black and white, grainy filter helps hide many of the tricks used. A fun model train and car also go down in flames during Griffin’s rampage to add a sense of danger and scale things. While later iterations relied more and more on CGI, I appreciated the simplicity and hard work that went into rendering Rains invisible. His reveal is an incredibly powerful scene where he angrily tosses his fake nose, glasses, and bandages at the gawping locals and flails like a madman, a far cry from his composed and demanding demeanour and the first true indication that Griffin is gone completely off his nut.

Griffin’s reign of terror is ultimately undone, returning his senses and flesh in time for his death.

While the Chief Detective works to apprehend the invisible man, apparently employing over 100,000 men in a widespread manhunt, he’s eluded at every turn. This is largely because Griffin easily slips past traps or patiently waits to act. While Flora renders him docile, Griffin embraces mayhem and death once the cops mobilise, never once trying to contact Flora. Initially, Griffin wants Dr. Kemp help him spread true chaos. Then, he plots to master the serum so he and Dr. Kemp can take turns indulging their destructive whims (though Dr. Kemp is aghast at this). Upon being discovered, however, Griffin simply runs amok until he burns himself out. Throughout the film, however, Griffin is seen to be exhausted and famished, constantly demanding food, rest, and a fire to warm his frozen, exposed flesh. Though he delights in killing Dr. Kemp, Griffin collapses, exhausted, in a farmer’s (Robert Brower) barn. Upon discovering the sleeping invisible man, the farmer raises the alarm, prompting the Chief Detective to capitalise on the latest snowstorm and flush Griffin out with fire. In desperation, Griffin flees into the snow, where his footprints clearly show, allowing the police to gun him down. Griffin finally reunites with Flora in the hospital where, despite the best efforts of those involved, he faces a quick and probably painful death from the bullets in his lungs. Despite this, there’s no blood and Griffin is coherent enough to make amends with Flora and realise the folly of his experiments. Griffin’s sanity is restored moments before he passes and he dramatically and ambitiously becomes visible, his wounds and death apparently flushing the serum and the madness from his system and leaving Flora distraught by his bedside.

The Summary:
Even now, The Invisible Man is my favourite of all the classic Universal Monsters movies. I think that’s because, from my perspective, the concept hasn’t been as worn out as other classic horror concepts, like Count Dracula or Frankenstein, and also because I find the film more visually impressive than many of its peers. Of course, it’s not perfect: Una O’Connor’s grating, shrieking, over-the-top performance is very obnoxious at the start and many of the later, one-note constables and supporting characters are strangely comical. There’s a fanciful nature to Griffin’s rampage, with many of his actions framed as pranks, but things nicely escalate as he first causes mischief and then amasses one of the greatest body counts of his era! While the film attempts to humanise Griffin through Flora and the descriptions of monocaine, he’s still a despicable and unstable character, being rude and demanding and then giving in to enraged outbursts when his experiments are constantly interrupted. We see little of Griffin’s more logical, compassionate side, instead seeing him flip-flop between being coldly ruthless and utterly off his rocker as he plots to cause chaos alongside Dr. Kemp. It’s a stirring, magnetic performance from Claude Rains, especially as he’s barely in the film and yet his presence is constantly felt. Of course, The Invisible Man really impresses with its ambitious and ground-breaking visual effects, pioneering practical filmic techniques that were further refined over time. I personally believe these sequences hold up extremely well, especially because of the black and white film stock, and have aged the most gracefully of all the Universal Monsters films of this era. The Invisible man also set the standard for the concept many would follow but few would as masterfully execute, and told a stirring cautionary tale about the dangers of science in a way that was at least somewhat scientifically plausible. Ultimately, while The Invisible Man is more shocking and at times amusing than scary like its peers, it’s an admirable product of its time that still makes an impression today and you’re truly missing out if you’ve slept on this classic piece of cinema.

My Rating:

Rating: 3 out of 5.

Pretty Good

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Movie Night: The Mummy (1999)

Released: 7 May 1999
Director: Stephen Sommers
Distributor: Universal Pictures
Budget: $80 million
Stars: Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz, Arnold Vosloo, John Hannah, Kevin J. O’Connor, and Oded Fehr

The Plot:
Coerced into leading a team to the fabled “City of the Dead”, Hamunaptra, roguish former Legionnaire Rick O’Connell (Fraser) faces the wrath of cursed, undead priest Imhotep (Vosloo) after they unknowingly disturb his ancient tomb.

The Background:
When British archaeologist Howard Carter and his benefactor, Lord Carnarvon, discovered Tutankhamun’s tomb in 1922, they unearthed an elaborate sarcophagus. This inspired producer Carl Laemmle Jr. to task Richard Schayer to produce a Mummy-centric horror movie to go alongside Universal Studios’ previous success with Dracula (Browning, 1931) and Frankenstein (Whale, 1831). The result was The Mummy (Freund, 1932). a modest box office success heralded as a classic of it era. After decades of reinterpretations of this original concept, producers James Jacks and Sean Daniel pitched an updated version in the late-1980s, though Universal only agreed if they kept the budget small. Zombie godfather George Romero and horror maestro Clive Barker were initially attached to the project, which spent some time in Development Hell before the studio agreed to finance a bigger budget period piece and lifelong fan Stephen Sommers came onboard. Reimagining the concept as a romantic-adventure-horror piece inspired by the Indiana Jones trilogy (Spielberg, 1981 to 1989), Sommers cast rising star Brendan Fraser for his swashbuckling allure, while Arnold Vosloo both lost weight and put his theatre background to good use as the tortured Imhotep. While prosthetics were implemented wherever possible, $15 million of the budget was spent on cutting-edge CGI effects, such as painstakingly creating the desiccated Imhotep and an ambitious CGI sandstorm. Though criticised for its historical accuracy, The Mummy’s $818.1 million box office made it an unexpected blockbuster success praised for its action-packed narrative, adventurous spirit, and impressive special effects. Fraser was especially praised and the film was followed by two sequels, an animated spin-off, kickstarted the Rock’s acting career, and is widely regarded as one of the best adventure movies of its era.

The Review:
As this is the story of disgraced High Priest Imhotep, The Mummy opens with a flashback to ages past, narrated by the Medjai warrior later known as Ardeth Bay (Fehr), to show how Imhotep came to be cursed. It seems the horny priest couldn’t keep his hands off Pharaoh Seti I’s (Aharon Ipalé) alluring young bride, Princess Anck-su-namun (Patricia Velásquez), and the two were so besotted that they conspired to murder the pharaoh. The ever-watchful Medjai instantly acted, leading Anck-su-namun to commit suicide, believing her lover would resurrect her with the fabled Book of the Dead (not that one). Unfortunately for Imhotep and his loyal followers, the ceremony was interrupted by the Medjai, who subjected the priest to the worst fate imaginable. He was mummified alive, buried with flesh-eating scarabs, and cursed to exist in a state of limbo, not quite dead or alive. However, this punishment carried a hefty and ridiculous upside, namely that Imhotep would gain incredible supernatural powers if disturbed. He would be a living cataclysm, bringing about the fabled “Ten Plagues of Egypt” (a locust swarm, rivers turning to blood, all that jazz) and herald the end of the world. In hindsight, it seems it would’ve been far easier and less trouble to simply execute Imhotep as the Medjai then spent lifetimes guarding his tomb in Hamunaptra. Hundreds of years later, soldier Rick O’Connell stumbles upon the accursed sight while fighting a losing battle against the Tuareg. This sees Rick’s entire garrison but himself and cowardly opportunist Beni Gabor (Kevin J. O’Connor) wiped out in search of the ancient treasure buried in the long-forgotten “City of the Dead”.

Roguish Rick leads Evy and her brother on an expedition to a forgotten, cursed city.

Three years later, Rick (now a dishevelled mercenary) is imprisoned in Cairo and sentenced to be hanged by lecherous warden Gad Hassan (Omid Djalili). Luckily for Rick, he was recently pick-pocketed by unscrupulous Jonathan Carnahan (Hannah) who brings his prize to his bookish, scholarly sister, Evelyn “Evy” Carnahan (Weisz). Though intrigued and baffled by the artefact, Evy immediately recognises that it contains a map to Hamunaptra and eagerly requests to get some much-needed field experience searching for the fabled city, only for her superior, Doctor Terence Bey (Erick Avari), burns a vital part of the map, ostensibly to protect them from running off on a fool’s errand. Undeterred, Evy has Jonathan take her to the man he stole it from and, though aghast by Rick’s boorish nature, successfully barters for his freedom in return for leading an expedition to Hamunaptra. Although Rick has no love for Hamunaptra, he feels he owes Evy a debt and is obviously captivated by her beauty, innocence, and drive to prove that she’s more than a simple clumsy librarian. Evy finds herself constantly daydreaming of the spontaneous kiss she shared with Rick and excited by the adventure, seemingly naïve to any danger, excitedly explaining local legends and superstitions and identifying the best places to dig. While unimpressed by Rick’s impudence, Evy’s nevertheless besotted by him and, honestly who could blame her? Brendan Fraser excels as a gunslinging rogue and is a constant highlight, bringing a wit and determination that makes Rick an easy character to root for. Rick has fantastic chemistry with Evy, who’s essentially the exact opposite of him, and admires her determination, though he’s reluctant to face the danger after Imhotep is unleashed and only does so to keep Evy safe.

Evy’s scholarly knowledge and Ardeth’s experience help combat the malicious mummy.

While travelling to Hamunaptra, Rick finds Beni leading some well-funded and well-equipped Americans to the same location. Thanks to Beni being a snivelly little weasel and a constant screw up, Rick successfully leads Evy to Hamunaptra first and the two groups continue to try and one-up each other as they search the site. Thanks to Evy, Rick and the others uncover Imhotep’s long-forgotten tomb, though Egyptologist Doctor Allen Chamberlain (Jonathan Hyde) discovers the Book of the Dead but cannot open it without Evy’s artifact. Knowing this, Evy “borrows” the hefty tomb and reads from it, despite Rick’s objections, unwittingly reawakening an ancient evil. Imhotep’s powers immediately manifest, causing a swarm of locusts to drive both groups into the underground chambers, where Imhotep ruthlessly robs short-sighted Bernard Burns (Tuc Watkins) of his eyes and tongue before being stunned by Evy’s likeness to Anck-su-namun and procuring Benji’s services since he speaks the “language of the slaves”. Both groups are then hounded by the Mummy, who finishes off Burns and similarly absorbs the flesh from Isaac Henderson (Stephen Dunham) and David Daniels (Corey Johnson), quickly regaining confidence and power, much to the horror of the Medjai. Despite attacks by the Medjai and Ardeth’s warnings, the groups persist and struggle to comprehend what they’ve unleashed, though Ardeth eventually joins them in combatting the Mummy despite mortal weapons having little effect on the creature. Even Jonathan, largely lethargic and cowardly, steps up, gunning down Medjai and hiding amongst the brainwashed civilians once Imhotep’s powers increase and proving himself useful in the finale, despite his distinct disadvantages compared to his sister when it comes to reaching ancient hieroglyphics.

Though driven by love, Imhotep’s Biblical powers are a threat to the world.

Although Imhotep is motivated by a burning desire to reunite with his beloved, the Mummy is a fearsome and formidable adversary. He seemed to have no interest in world destruction in ancient times but happily calls forth Biblical plagues once resurrected, smiting foes with falling meteorites, siccing his undead loyalists upon those who defy him, and even manifesting a sandstorm to knock Rick from the sky after he drafts drunken, suicidal World War I pilot Captain Winston Havelock (Bernard Fox) to help rescue Evy. Despite initially awakening as a decrepit, desiccated skeleton and fearing cats (the “guardians of the underworld”), Imhotep wields awesome power, easily shrugging off bullets, ripping out organs, and sucking the flesh from his victims with a supernatural scream. Each victim restores more of him, eventually returning the glorious Arnold Vosloo to the screen, where he exudes a quiet, confident menace with a simple glance. Though Beni acts as his translator, Imhotep’s intentions are always clear through his smirk, glare, and body language, to the point where he and Rick understand each other during their tense showdown in Cairo. While it’s not emphasised much as we only see the effects of Imhotep’s actions in the nearby area, it’s stated that Imhotep will destroy the entire world once reunited with Anck-su-namun. However, the primary concern is rescuing Evy before she’s sacrificed to complete Anck-su-namun’s resurrection. Anck-su-namun is Imhotep’s greatest weakness (aside from cats…) as he constantly stops to gaze upon Evy. Evy even uses this to her advantage, kissing Imhotep to dispel his sandstorm, though he has no hesitation in ordering his undead followers to pin her down to be killed so her true love can return.

The Nitty-Gritty:
The Mummy is a great example of a remake done right as it reinterprets the 1932 original as a period-piece adventure film. The basic plot of the original film is here but mainly condensed to the opening sequence and the general threat of an undead mummy trying to resurrect his former love. Comparisons to the Indiana Jones movies are suitable, but not entirely apt. Rick is nothing like Doctor Henry Jones Junior/Indiana Jones except that they’re both rugged, capable heroes. Indeed, Indy’s academic traits are ascribed to Evy (and, to a lesser extent, Jonathan) as Rick’s knowledge comes from experience and hearsay. While the film veers towards horror, it’s noticeable light on gore. When Burns gets his eyes and tongue removed, for example, they’re merely gaping voids in his pained face and it’s always obscured when characters get their flesh melted or devoured. Still, The Mummy doesn’t need to be a gore-fest and is much more enjoyable as a more accessible horror adventure film, and it still has some unsettling visuals. Imhotep’s rotting form is quite disturbing and the flesh-eating scarabs are probably very disturbing for entomophobes. The Mummy also has a great sense of humour, especially in the banter between Rick, Evy, and Jonathan and the depiction of many action scenes. There’s a goofy quality to the mummy fights as their limbs and heads are hacked off and it’s fun seeing Rick’s completely understandable reactions, like screaming in Imhotep’s face, fleeing when his mummified hoards advance, and openly criticising poor decisions like returning to Hamunaptra, reading from the Book of the Dead, and fighting the functionally invincible Imhotep.

While some effects are better than others, there’s still a lot of fun action in this adventure.

While I have a lot of nostalgia for The Mummy, I’d be lying if the CGI has stood the test of time. At times, it works really well, generally in low lighting or alongside practical effects, and it’s clear that a lot of effort went into rendering Imhotep’s “juicy”, skeletal corpse. However, it can look quite cartoonish, especially when the lighting’s off or he appears in broad daylight, scarabs scuttling under his flesh and his jaw hanging crooked. It was pretty ground-breaking at the time, though, and they’re still impressive shots, they’ve just not aged well. Paradoxically, it’s somewhat disappointing when the alluring Arnold Vosloo returns as a CGI mummy, a big selling point, but he still showcases some supernatural abilities, such as reattaching his severed limb and turning into sand. Surprisingly, these sentient sand effects have held up really well and I love the added detail of Imhotep’s screaming, smirking face in the effect. The plagues also look great, especially the meteor shower and the disgusting boils that appear on Imhotep’s brainwashed slaves, though his mummified cronies are hit or miss. I think the budget was stretched thin by the finale and the filmmakers were a tad ambitious in bringing a dozen or so mummies to the screen. This is best evidenced when you compare Imhotep’s followers to Anck-su-namun, who looks much better (and creepier) for being a practical effect. There are some fun gunfights though, with Rick impressing with his dual pistols, constant supply of firearms, and adaptability as he wards off the Medjai and waves Evy’s cat at Imhotep. The sets are also impressive, ominous recreations of Egyptian tombs and catacombs to really give a sense of foreboding when the characters are stumbling around in the dark.

Imhotep’s plot to be reunited with his lover are undone, with Rick and Evy finding love instead.

Having hunted down the Americans, Imhotep reaches full power, recovering the Book of the Dead and kidnapping Evy so she can be sacrificed at Hamunaptra. Determined to rescue her and stop the Mummy using the fabled Book of Amum-ra, Rick drafts Jonathan, Winston, and Ardeth into helping him and successfully braves Imhotep’s storm (with some quick thinking from Evy), though Winston is lost in the crash. Since Imhotep needs time to read the incantations and return Anck-su-namun from the underworld, he conjures his mummified acolytes for a fun action sequence where Rick hacks at some mummies and Ardeth blasts them with a machine gun. After retrieved the Book of Amum-ra, Jonathan uses it to distract Imhotep, allowing Rick to free Evy, though she’s attacked by the wretched, undead corpse of Anck-su-namun as Imhotep’s soldiers prepare to finish Rick. Thanks to Evy, Jonathan gains control of Imhotep’s minions, ordering them to hack Anck-su-namun to pieces, much to Imhotep’s rage. He takes his anger out on Rick, manhandling him and preparing to throttle him, only for Evy and Jonathan to read a second incantation that sees Anubis strip Imhotep’s powers. Undeterred, Imhotep prepares to finish his foes off, only to stupidly walk right into Rick’s sword. Startled, Imhotep stumbles into a pool of tar-like liquid, where wailing spirits rapidly decompose him (though he does manage ominously state, “Death… is only the beginning.”) Though victorious, Rick and the others are forced to flee when Beni, who decided to ransack the temple, accidentally triggers a boobytrap. Despite all his flaws and misdeeds, Rick makes a valiant effort to save Beni, but he gets distracted by his haul and left behind with the scarabs. Still, our heroes escape, earning Ardeth’s gratitude, and they ride off with a haul of riches and Rick and Evy finally sharing a passionate and consensual kiss.

The Summary:
While I generally prefer the sequel, The Mummy still holds up really well. Considering how much I disliked the original film and how awful the later reboot was, this is a fun action/adventure with a lot of heart and humour mixed with some light horror elements and thrilling action. Brendan Fraser excels as roguish gunslinger Rick O’Connell, who is immediately likeable and extremely capable while still flawed and vulnerable. I loved how he was so smitten by Evy that it occasionally rattled his confidence, and how he threw himself into every situation regardless of how sceptical he was. His banter with Evy and Jonathan was a constant highlight and he’s honestly a joy to watch, as is the disgustingly beautiful Rachel Weisz, who perfectly embodies this meek but feisty academic who eventually finds the courage to speak her mind. Jonathan was a great counterbalance to them both and I was always intrigued by the mystery surrounding Ardeth Bay, who really should’ve gotten a spin-off. Arnold Vosloo makes for a deliciously menacing villain, yet one who’s still quite tragic and sympathetic since he’s motivated by love and cursed to be a horrific creature. Although I stand by my criticism of the CGI, The Mummy still boasts some impressive special effects that largely hold up and the desiccated mummy design is very well done. I liked how the film expertly balanced its accessible horror with more action-orientated elements and kept the stakes grounded, but with the suggestion that the world was also at stake. In the end, The Mummy is still a fantastic film that far surpasses the original and has stood the test of time as a hugely enjoyable romp with some memorable characters, fun action, and impressive (if, let’s be honest, dated) special effects.

My Rating:

Rating: 4 out of 5.

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Did you enjoy this action-orientated remake of The Mummy? Did you enjoy Brendan Fraser’s performance as the roguish Rick? Do you agree that the CGI effects haven’t aged too well or do you think they still hold up? Did you like the blossoming romance between Rick and Evy or did you find it a bit nauseating? Why do you think Imhotep wasn’t simply executed? Would you read from the Book of the Dead? Which of Mummy trilogy is your favourite and how are you celebrating Halloween this year? Let’s see your thoughts on The Mummy below, then read some of my other horror reviews and donate to my Ko-Fi for more Mummy content.

Movie Night: The Mummy (1932)

Released: 22 December 1932
Director: Karl Freund
Distributor: Universal Pictures
Budget: $196,000
Stars: Boris Karloff, Zita Johann, David Manners, Edward Van Sloan, and Noble Johnson

The Plot:
Mummified for attempting to resurrect his dead lover, Egyptian high priest Imhotep (Karloff) reanimates when his tomb is disturbed and sets about wooing Helen Grosvenor (Johann) under the guise of an Egyptian historian.

The Background:
In 1922, British archaeologist Howard Carter and his, benefactor Lord Carnarvon, discovered the tomb of ancient Egyptian pharaoh Tutankhamun, uncovering a cache of riches and an elaborate sarcophagus that wowed and inspired generations. Producer Carl Laemmle Jr. was also inspired by this event, and the so-called “Curse of the Pharaohs” and commissioned story editor Richard Schayer to find a novel for a Mummy-centric horror movie to mirror Universal Studios’ previous success at adapting Dracula (Stoker, 1897) and Frankenstein; or, The Modern Prometheus (Shelley, 1818). Schayer and writer Nina Wilcox Putnam discovered Alessandro Cagliostro’s Cagliostro, a nine-page treatment with some similarities to Arthur Conan Doyle’s The Ring of Toth, which was then retooled by screenwriter John L. Balderston into The Mummy. Taking inspiration from ancient, real-world figures, Balderston’s script became cinematographer Karl Freund’s first gig as a director in America and saw Boris Karloff flex his acting muscles in the title role. Still, Karloff endured a lengthy and uncomfortable make-up process as Jack Pierce transformed him into a desiccated corpse, slathering his face with cotton, collodion, and spirit gum and wrapping him in linen bandages treated with acid and burnt in an oven! While the film’s historical accuracy was debated, The Mummy was a modest box office success met with mixed reviews that has since been regarded as a classic horror for its unique blending of romanticism and horror. The film inspired a few loose sequels and spin-offs before being expertly reconfigured into a highly regarded blockbuster adventure in 1999 (which also spawned sequels and some questionable spin-offs). Although that goodwill was undone by an ill-fated remake in 2017, the visual of an undead creature wrapped in bandages has been an enduring horror figure regardless.

The Review:
The Mummy begins in 1921, where archaeologist Sir Joseph Whemple (Arthur Byron) uncovers Imhotep’s sarcophagus alongside his assistant Ralph Norton (Bramwell Fletcher). While the two are excited to examine the find, Whemble’s friend and colleague, Doctor Muller (Van Sloan), warns that the sarcophagus carries a terrible curse, which Whemble scoffs at, but Dr Muller insists is a warning of the wrath of the ancient Egyptian Gods. While the two wax philosophical, Norton opens the tomb and discovers Imhotep’s surprisingly well preserved remains, the priest having been mummified alive (rather than having his “viscera” removed) for some terrible affront, alongside the “Scroll of Thoth.” Despite Dr. Muller’s warnings, the curious Norton reads from the scroll, unintentionally awakening Imhotep, who lurches to life, swipes the scroll, and leaves Norton so out of his mind that he eventually dies laughing in a straitjacket. The film then jumps ahead some ten years to find Whemple’s son, Frank (Manners), following in his now deceased father’s footsteps, digging for ruins in Egypt alongside Professor Pearson (Leonard Mudie) but having nothing to show for it but a lot of wasted money and a few trinkets. Frustrated and disheartened, the two prepare to leave when they’re visited by the enigmatic and mysterious “Ardath Bay”, Imhotop’s dishevelled but largely human pseudonym, who points them to the long-lost tomb of Princess Ankh-es-en-Amon (Johann). Although they’re initially sceptical, the two are overjoyed when their enthusiastic (but surely underpaid and overworked) dig team uncover the tomb, though Frank is mildly scorned that their discovery is claimed by the Cairo Museum as per the terms of their contract. In contrast, Professor Pearson is overjoyed, welcoming their mysterious benefactor to the museum and holding Ardath Bay in high regard despite his odd demeanour and superstition about being touched and digging up his people’s dead.

Imhotep has little trouble using incantations to fool and manipulate the unsuspecting characters.

Whemple returns to Cairo to bask in the find and Frank is soon enamoured by the beautiful half-Egyptian Helen, a patient of Dr. Muller’s, who suddenly becomes entranced when Imhotep mutters an incantation over a cauldron to show him the reincarnation of his lost love, Ankh-es-en-Amon. Mumbling a language she couldn’t possibly know, Helen is compelled to answer Imhotep’s call, only to be stopped by a locked door and promptly faint, with little to no recollection of what happened. Transfixed by the girl, Frank promptly flirts with her with his stories of how they discovered and unwrapped Ankh-es-en-Amon’s tomb, only for Helen to react with distaste for his sacrilege and somewhat mock him for being smitten by a rotting corpse. While this is somehow enough to earn him a snog, the two are horrified to learn that a museum guard was murdered and that the Scroll of Toth (which Whemple somehow recognises despite him never seeing it) was discovered with the body. While Frank and Muller suggest burning the cursed object, they’re interrupted by Ardath Bay, who’s immediately captivated by Helen and her striking resemblance to his long-dead lover, entrancing the confused girl with the faded memories of her past life. Suspicious of Ardath Bay, Frank and the others confront and quiz him, compelling him to reveal his true identity and to demand the scroll or die (a strange demand considering he had the scroll) and showcasing his ability to hypnotise anyone with Egyptian blood as he brainwashes their Nubian servant (Johnson). Although Whemple resolves to burn the scroll, Imhotep watches from his cauldron and commands the Nubian to intercept him, murdering the old man but ultimately fooling no one with some burned newspaper. Unable to resist Imhotep, Helen returns to the museum and, while spellbound, learns of her past like in ancient Egypt.

Condemned for sacrilege, Imhotep is determined to be reunited with his long-dead love.

Back in the day, Imhotep was besotted by Ankh-es-en-Amon but heartbroken when she died of some illness. Defying the Gods and her father, “Pharoh” Amenophis (James Crane), Imhotep stole the Scroll of Thoth but was buried alive with it when his scheme to resurrect her was discovered. Though Helen’s conflicted, she begs Frank to confine her to her room, terrified of what might happen, leading Imhotep to further manipulate his underlings to reunite his love’s soul with her reincarnated body. Luckily, Boris Karloff provides an enigmatic performance as the titular mummy as this was a chore to sit through. While Imhotep gives Karloff the chance to showcase his range, he’s hardly a terrifying force, even when a decomposing figure, and comes across more like a bored narcoleptic who watches events from his cauldron and threatens people with his scarab ring. The film is more of a bizarre love story, with Imhotep professing a timeless love that he’s carried throughout a restless death and which has seemingly allowed Ankh-es-en-Amon to resurrect throughout the ages. Though Frank can’t compete with Imhotep’s lovelorn declarations, he’s at least alive and doesn’t look like a dried-out sultana so Imhotep plots to kill him, thus removing his rival and any doubt in Helen’s heart. Helen seems into both men, even though she barely knows Frank and Imhotep essentially hypnotises her to make her docile and thus vulnerable for him to kill and perform some mumbo-jumbo to return Ankh-es-en-Amon’s soul to her restored body. While Imhotep seemingly murders those in his way, he seems quite careless as he lost the Scroll of Toth and was forced to demand it. Equally, he’s held at bay (Ardath Bay, you might say…) by a protective amulet and prefers to let the Nubian do all his busy work since he must sit around mumbling incantations, spying on people, or creeping them out with his odd appearance and behaviour.

The Nitty-Gritty:
While I don’t believe for a second that the production filmed in Egypt, I was impressed by the sets and interiors, which are filled with Egyptian artifacts to sell the illusion. Many may not be historically accurate, and the flashback to 1800 BC isn’t very convincing, but there was a clear attempt to make things look a little more elaborate than most Universal Monsters movies. I also appreciated the surprising violence, with a convincing spear impalement and Imhotep describing how the slaves and soldiers present for his burial were executed, and that the film incorporated music (though sporadically) to punctuate dramatic moments. I wish I could say more about Karloff’s make-up but it’s not really that impressive as Imhotep mostly looks drawn and wrinkly. When he’s a desiccated corpse, things are more impressive, but I think a gaunt dummy would’ve been more effective than slathering Karloff in make-up and prosthetics that barely appear for that long. Rather than shambling about as a withered corpse wrapped in tattered bandages, Imhotep waltzes about in a fedora as Ardath Bay, conjuring spells and directing his minions, making him more of a warlock than a mummy. His horror comes from his supernatural abilities, which are limited to hypnotism (and further limited to only affecting those with Egyptian blood). He showcases no superhuman strength or wizardry, instead being a letch who relentlessly pursues, mesmerises, and manipulates others, meaning The Mummy is more about the fear of being controlled than the fear of some ancient creature.

In the end, the ineffectual Imhotep is undone by the Gods in anti-climactic fashion.

Confined to her room and watched like a hawk, Helen’s condition worsens the more she’s kept from Imhotep and the more he tries to reach her with his curses. Luckily, Frank is stupid enough to remove his amulet and take a nap, barely saving himself from Imhotep’s killing curse but nonetheless powerless to keep the Mummy from bewitching Helen. When Helen reaches the museum, her personality has been replaced by Ankh-es-en-Amon, though Imhotep still plans to murder Helen with the most unconvincing dagger I’ve ever seen and then reading from the Scroll of Toth to return Ankh-es-en-Amon’s soul to Helen’s body, allowing them to rekindle their love as undead mummies. Surprisingly, Ankh-es-en-Amon resists this, wishing to inhabit Helen’s young and supple body, and Helen’s personality also struggles against the Mummy, though neither can resist Imhotep’s hypnotic power. After being revived, Frank and Muller rush to Helen’s aid, only to be held back by Imhotep’s spooky scarab ring. This distraction is enough for Ankh-es-en-Amon to beg the Goddess Isis for aid. Incredibly, this works and the statue of Isis lurches to life, pointing an ankh at Imhotep that dispels his power over the Nubian and burns the Scroll of Toth. This also causes Imhotep to (somewhat) rapidly rot and turn to a mere skeleton, clattering to the floor. If you thought this was an abrupt end, the film then doubles down by suddenly cutting to black and the end credits after Frank calls to Helen to return to her body. Admittedly, it’s potentially left ambiguous whether this worked as it could’ve just as easily been Ankh-es-en-Amon who woke up, but I was so bored and annoyed by the film that I really didn’t care and was glad that it was finally over!

The Summary:
My God, this was a chore to watch. I’ve seen The Mummy before and didn’t remember it being this bad, but it really is one of the most boring Universal Monsters movies I’ve seen. I’ve never been the biggest fan of the concept, despite my love for Egyptian superstition and history, but The Mummy really impressed with its sets, attention to detail (historical accuracy be damned), and overall presentation. Sure, we never get a proper look at Cairo or any exteriors, but the interiors and artifacts and such really sold the illusion for me. It’s a shame it’s filled with a bunch of stupid-ass characters who are little more than walking clichés. Zita Johann captures the camera with her beauty, effortlessly showcasing Helen’s confusion and allure, though I would’ve liked to see more of Ankh-es-en-Amon’s personality and how it differed from Helen’s. Frank was just kind of there and I honestly got some of the male leads mixed up as I struggled to sit through this one, though it was amusing seeing them all rendered ineffectual and the day being saved by both a woman and a Goddess. Boris Karloff stole the show with his acting and range, rather than being buried under heavy make-up, but I found the titular Mummy to be a weak and ineffectual character. He wasn’t scary (unless you’re afraid of being hypnotised), he didn’t really do anything (any kills that could be attributed to him were offscreen), and he was defeated with ridiculous ease. Even if you view The Mummy as a bizarre love story rather than a horror, it falls apart under close scrutiny thanks to a questionable script, bone-headed characters, and the concept running out of steam early on. It’s such a shame as there could’ve been something really special here but there aren’t even any impressive make-up effects or chilling moments to salvage this one and it’s easily the most forgettable of the Universal Monsters movies, in my opinion, and far surpassed by the 1999 remake.

My Rating:

Rating: 1 out of 5.

Terrible

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Movie Night: Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein

Released: 4 November 1994
Director: Kenneth Branagh
Distributor: TriStar Pictures / Sony Pictures Releasing
Budget: $45 million
Stars: Kenneth Branagh, Robert De Niro, Helena Bonham Carter, Aidan Quinn, and Ian Holm

The Plot:
Obsessed with preventing death, eccentric scientist Victor Frankenstein (Branagh) patches together a monstrous being (De Niro), who embarks on malicious crusade when its creator rejects it.

The Background:
In a bid to tell a story that spoke to “the mysterious fears of our nature” while snowed in in Geneva, eighteen year old Mary Shelley dreamed up Frankenstein; or, The Modern Prometheus in 1818, attracting much controversy for its blasphemous content and producing a celebrated piece of literary fiction. Following a short silent film in 1910, Frankenstein saw considerable success on the stage and silver screen thanks to James Whales’ 1931 horror classic and Boris Karloff’s iconic performance. Following numerous additional reinterpretations, and the incredible critical and commercial success of Bram Stoker’s Dracula (Coppola, 1992), director Francis Ford Coppola wanted to helm a more faithful adaptation of the book before moving into a producer role. Coppola’s first mandate was that Robert De Niro be cast as the tragic creature and that Kenneth Branagh should direct. Next, Frank Darabont was drafted to rewrite Steph Lady’s initial script, though he later lamented that Branagh had heavily altered his vision for the film. Alongside a far more fantastical depiction of the Monster’s reanimation, Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein presented a dramatically different version of the creature, one far closer to Shelley’s text than other adaptations. With a box office of $112 million, Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein was a modest financial success met with mostly mixed reviews that criticised the manic pace and surprisingly bland execution, while praising De Niro’s heart wrenching performance and the intriguing exploration of Victor’s haunting obsessions.

The Review:
Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein immediately gets off on the right food by establishing a framing narrative the echoes the original text, beginning by following Captain Robert Walton as he leads his crew in a desperate bid to find a path through the ice to the North Pole. Unfortunately, the journey is so perilous and difficult that his crew are close to breaking point. Even when the ship gets trapped in ice, Captain Walton refuses to turn back, having spent his entire fortune funding the trip and being driven by an obsession with etching his name in history, no matter the cost. As the crew frantically try to free the ship and entertain thoughts of mutiny, they’re startled by an inhuman howl and amazed when a dishevelled cloaked figure appears from the storm, babbling about some “thing” out on the ice. Captain Walton takes the exhausted stranger in and cares for him, curious about what’s waiting in the frigid wasteland, only to be introduced to the manic, wild-eyed rantings of Victor Frankenstein, who begs Captain Walton to give up his crusade due to the danger of the mysterious thing pursuing him. When Captain Walton refuses, scoffing and enraged at the idea of being denied his destiny, Frankenstein is distraught to see the stubborn captain shares his madness and, in a bid to convince him to turn back before he destroys himself and his crew, tells Captain Walton his life story. This is related through the remainder of the film, with some correspondence between Frankenstein and his adopted sister, Elizabeth (Carter), and excerpts from Frankenstein’s journal mirroring the epistolary nature of the novel, and being bookended by Captain Walton’s reaction to Frankenstein’s crazed story of scientific obsession turned to destruction.

Obsessed with defeating death, Frankenstein employs immoral and outlawed sciences to create life.

Frankenstein met Elizabeth when they were children (Rory Jennings and Hannah Taylor-Gordon) and spent his whole life caring for her as though she were his own, as instructed by his beloved mother, Caroline (Cherie Lunghi), and expert surgeon father, Baron Alphonse Frankenstein (Holm). Even from an early age, Frankenstein hungered for knowledge and conducted many eccentric experiments using ancient tomes, mostly concerning the transfer and nature of energy, to the amazement of his family. Unfortunately, Frankenstein’s youth was marred by tragedy as his mother died giving birth to his younger brother, William/Willie (Charles Wyn-Davies/Ryan Smith), an event that traumatised Frankenstein and began his obsession with defeating death. Upon arriving at the University of Ingolstadt to follow in his father’s footsteps, Frankenstein immediately gains notoriety for studying and championing unconventional texts and authors long considered heretics or sorcerers, angering his more rational and scientifically minded tutors, who believe their focus should be on saving lives using the scientific method. Obstinate and arrogant, Frankenstein secretly continues his experiments alongside his enthusiastic (if medically conventional) friend Henry Clerval (Tom Hulce), but his outbursts attract the curiosity of Professor Waldman (John Cleese), who touted similar beliefs in the past and was tarnished because of it. Frequent discussions and experiments with Professor Waldman further Frankenstein’s obsession with preventing or reversing death, discovering that the applying electricity to key areas of the body can reanimate corpses, though even Professor Walden refuses to share his notes and divulge how close he came before giving up his crusade. Frankenstein, however, is undeterred and only redoubles his efforts after his mentor is senselessly murdered trying to prevent an outbreak of cholera. Despite Clerval’s objections, Frankenstein studies Professor Walden’s notes and arrogantly believes he can succeed where his mentor failed by acquiring the right “raw materials” for his “reanimate”, locking himself in his attic laboratory and ignoring his friends and loved ones as he works himself to exhaustion stitching together a monstrosity that he believes will be both smarter, stronger, and superior to man.

Frankenstein’s work sees him shun those closest to him, including his devoted adopted sister and lover.

Frankenstein’s fixation on overcoming death sees him become a recluse; he locks Clerval out and stops writing letters to his family and Elizabeth, who’s particularly distraught as the two became so close over the years that they couldn’t deny their feelings and vowed to be married once Frankenstein finished his studies. While it is admittedly quite disturbing to see these “siblings” suddenly lustful for each other, no one bats an eyelid at their romance because it’s been obvious to everyone, especially nursemaid Justine Moritz (Trevyn McDowell), who’s been in love when Frankenstein since they were children, that that two have always cared deeply for one another, Elizabeth is besotted by Frankenstein, eagerly anticipating consummating their relationship on their wedding night and desiring to bring new life to their family home through their children. Encouraged by Justine, Elizabeth travels to Ingolstadt to be with her lover, concerned for his welfare, only to find him a physical and emotional wreck living in squalor. Erratic and fixated on his work, Frankenstein shuns Elizabeth and sends her away, breaking her heart. However, when he’s discovered in a feverish stupor by Clerval, Frankenstein is nursed back to health by his friend and his love, reconciling with Elizabeth and suddenly vowing to give up his bizarre and secretive experiments. Frankenstein returns to his family home in Geneva, ready to commit himself to medical science alongside Clerval, and joyously announcing his engagement to his father, who celebrates the union as a blessed event. However, Frankenstein remains tight-lipped about his dark days isolated in his lab and refuses to speak of what transpired there, taking solace in his newfound happiness. Elizabeth and Alphonse are left devastated when Frankenstein’s past comes back to haunt him, however, as poor little Willie is brutally murdered on the family grounds and poor Justine is unfairly and unlawful lynched as the primary suspect, thrown off the prison roof and hanged by the bloodthirsty local despite the true culprit being a hideous creature of Frankenstein’s own making.

Robert De Niro disappears behind the creature’s monstrous make-up.

Following Professor Walden’s notes, Frankenstein cobbles together a brutish patchwork creature from bits and pieces of others, including the man who killed his mentor and Professor Walden’s brain. Using a bizarre contraption filled with amniotic fluid and powered by electric eels, Frankenstein maniacally sees his experiment through and is initially overjoyed when his creature comes to life. However, he immediately regrets his actions, echoing Professor Walden’s own conclusions, when the Monster appears ungainly, deformed, and brain damaged. Believing the creature to be dead, a remorseful Frankenstein forgets the entire thing, unaware that his creature stumbled through Ingolstadt in a daze before being driven to the countryside by paranoid locals who, upon seeing the monstrous visage, assumed it was the cause of the cholera outbreak. While in the woods, the Monster shelters in the barn of a kindly family of farmers, who are struggling to survive due to the bitter winter cold. Touched by their kindness towards each other and their plight, the creature secretly helps harvest their crops and learns (or, as it later says, remembers) how to read and write by observing them. When the creature defends the family’s blind grandfather (Richard Briers), it’s welcomed by the grateful old man, who shows compassion, only for the rest of the family to misread the situation and drive the Monster away before fleeing. Learning of its origins from Frankenstein’s journal, the enraged creature hunts down its creator and confronts him on “the sea of ice”, desperate to learn the purpose of its existence. Though a deeply sympathetic and pitiable creature, it’s hard to feel too bad for Frankenstein’s being when it delights in detailing how it crushed the life from Willie and set Justine up for her execution. It vows to indulge its insatiable rage if Frankenstein refuses to build it a mate, promising to disappear from the world if it has a companion to ease its suffering, and is presented as the personification of Frankenstein’s folly.

The Nitty-Gritty:
It’s been a while since I read the book, but Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein is certainly the most accurate adaptation of the text I’ve ever seen. It has the framing narrative, showcases his family life, details his studies, and presents the Monster as being intelligent and articulate, all things largely ignored in the 1931 version. Frankenstein has always been a favourite of mine, largely because of this movie, which I believe was my first exposure to the story. It’s amusing to watch in some ways, however, since Frankenstein’s rantings about hair and fingernails regrowing after death have long been proven to have nothing to do with the body still being alive. Similarly, his experiments with electricity are shown to literally reanimate a frog when we know that any convulsions and movements are due to the electrical current. Frankenstein does touch upon some valid aspects of medicine in his rantings, however, like organ transfers, very much making him ahead of his time (and thus a heretic to the God-fearing scientific community). I’ve always found it odd, though, that Frankenstein stitches together his creation. Professor Walden’s notes state that the right “raw materials” may result in success, though it’s not clear what makes any of the body parts Frankenstein gets more “right” than others except when he harvests “the very finest brain” from his mentor. It seems like it’d be much easier to simply zap Professor Walden’s body to bring him back but, instead, Frankenstein cobbles together a creature he feels will be the perfect lifeform, only to be disgusted and ashamed of his feeble creation once he realises he’s made a massive mistake. I really enjoyed that we got to see the Monster learning from the family and the exploration of how its mind works. Many of its memories and abilities are presented as “trace memories”, as though each body part remembers something different from its previous life and the creature can use that knowledge to learnt to speak and play the flute while also being a completely unique personality, one driven by incredible love and equally powerful rage.

A visually memorable, gory, and faithful adaptation of the thought-provoking text.

It’s astounding to me that Robert De Niro, of all people, was cast as the creature but he does an excellent job depicting the Monster’s confusion, anguish, and hatred. Initially a mindless, wailing creature acting on instinct, the Monster comes to realise it is a living thing (in a sense) and has been abandoned by its creator. Its conversation with Frankenstein echoes the bitter resentment a man may have towards God and Frankenstein’s blunt, clinical answers about the creature’s purpose and origin speak to the disappointment one might feel upon asking God, “Why am I here?” Rather than being a bulky, block-headed giant lumbering about with bolts through it sneck, the Monster is a patchwork of skin and body parts, with De Niro’s eyes conveying the bulk of the emotion as the impressive make-up distorts his features. Instead of channelling a lightning bolt into his creation, Frankenstein constructs an elaborate and frankly ridiculous contraption that uses special chemicals, electrodes, and electric eels in an unsettlingly sexualised sack to birth his creature, somewhat overcomplicating the process but providing some unique visuals, if nothing else. The creature is depicted as being incredibly unstable, boasting superhuman strength and agility and seemingly impervious to the cold, and flip-flopping between loving and gentle and abhorrently brutal as it relishes killing Willie and tormenting Frankenstein. Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein gets very gory, with death, especially, depicted as a messy and traumatising affair. Caroline and Professor Walden’s deaths are particularly gruesome, leaving the Frankenstein’s covered in blood, and Justine’s is notably harrowing given the senselessness of it all. Things come to a head when the Monster, enraged when Frankenstein breaks his vow, makes good on its promise and brutally murders Elizabeth on their wedding night, ripping out her heart and mangling her corpse with glass and fire. It’s no wonder that Frankenstein is so obsessed with defeating death considering these experiences, but his obsession is tainted by arrogance and a God complex that makes him foolhardy and stubborn, refusing to entertain any notions contrary to his or apply his admittedly keen mind towards perfecting surgeries and medicines to achieve his goal.

Frankenstein’s obsession ends in heartbreak and death when his creation demands recompense.

Although Frankenstein reluctantly agrees to create a mate for the Monster, desperate to atone for his mistakes and to give his creation some peace, he backs out on the deal when the experiment again alienates him from Elizabeth. Marshalling his family guards, Frankenstein abandons his work to marry Elizabeth, only to be devastated and horrified when the Monster tears out her heart in recompense. With his lover dead and his father dying of a broken heart following Willie’s murder, a grieving Frankenstein shuns Clerval’s objections and frantically stitches Elizabeth’s disfigured head to Justine’s corpse and recreates his experiment, desperate to be reunited with his love and lost to his insane obsession once more. Even when the confused, clearly disfigured and inept Elizabeth returns to life, Frankenstein refuses to realise what he’s done, begging her to say his name, slipping on her wedding gown and ring, and dancing with her with manic joy even as she flops around like a lifeless puppet. Frankenstein’s bliss is shattered when the Monster appears and claims Elizabeth for itself, her being drawn to the monstrous being on some primal instinct. While Frankenstein is elated when she finally chokes out his name, Elizabeth is horrified when she catches sight of her mangled reflection and incensed when the two fight over her, eventually choosing to immolate herself, taking Frankenstein’s home with her. Returning to Captain Walden, we learn that Frankenstein pursued his creature for months, always being drawn north, intent on killing the beast. However, Frankenstein succumbs to pneumonia and dies, much to the despair of his creation, who weeps for its “father”. Taking pity on the Monster, Captain Walden organises a funeral, only for the ice to crack and the Monster to choose to die alongside his father rather than return to the world of man. Finally, after seeing how destructive obsession can be and touched by Frankenstein’s story, Captain Walden agrees to abandon his crusade before he’s destroyed in the same way.

The Summary:
I’ve always had a soft spot for Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein as it was my introduction to the story and sparked a lifelong fondness for the text, its stirring themes, and its complex, monstrous creature. However, it’s not a film I watch all that often as it is quite long and it does have some flaws. While Kenneth Branagh did an excellent job conveying Frankenstein’s obsession and mania, I think it was quite self-indulgent to cast himself in the movie. I’m not always convinced by Helena Bonham Carter or her relationship with Frankenstein, which is a bit questionable in this day and age, and the film overly complicates iconic moments like the construction and birth of the Monster, seemingly to be more grounded and realistic despite how fantastical the story is. Robert De Niro did a surprisingly great job as the Monster, however. I never would’ve pegged him for a role like this, but he showcases an unexpected emotional depth that perfectly captures the creature’s intense love and blinding fury, presenting a very different and much more accurate portrayal of the creature that challenges the popular depiction of it as a mindless, lumbering giant. This is a very beautiful film, with some fantastic sets and costumes, that really captures the period setting. It’ll always be weird to seeing the bizarre equipment used to bring the creature to life but it’s certainly memorable, and doubly unsettling when viewed as an allegory for birth. Frankenstein’s obsessions are very relatable, as is the Monster’s rage, and both are flawed, justified characters in different ways that really make you think about the nature of “good” and “evil”. The creature is like the personification of karma, relentlessly causing death and torment for its creator, literally destroying Frankenstein’s entire family for revenge. Had Frankenstein embraced and nurtured his creation, or simply destroyed it, much of the anguish he suffers could’ve been avoided but Frankenstein’s arrogance and superiority complex constantly prove his undoing. Ultimately, I can understand why many dislike Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein as it’s not the easiest film to watch, but it’s always been a not-so-guilty pleasure of mine and it remains as evocative today as it did when I was a teenager, so I have a lot of fondness for this flawed creation.

My Rating:

Rating: 3 out of 5.

Pretty Good

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