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The first issue of Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TMNT) was published in May 1984. Since then, the TMNT achieved worldwide success thanks not only to their original comics run but also influential cartoons, videogames, and wave-upon-wave of action figures.

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Released: 10 September 2009
Developer: Ubisoft Singapore
Also Available For: Xbox 360

A Brief Background:
Back in the late-eighties and early-nineties, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (or Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles for us Brits) took kids by storm long before Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers (1993 to 1996) and Pokémon (1997 to present) dominated playgrounds. Kids were as transfixed by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987 to 1996) cartoon (a toned down version of the far darker Mirage Comics) as they were by all the toys and videogames. While Konami’s original TMNT arcade game set the standard for some of the franchise’s most influential gaming ventures, the equally beloved sequel, Turtles in Time (Konami, 1991), wowed gamers both in the arcades and at home. So beloved was Turtles in Time that license holders Ubisoft decided to atone for the mediocre reception of their TMNT (Munroe, 2007) tie-in game (Ubisoft Montreal, 2007) with a digital-only, cel-shaded Turtles in Time remaster for home consoles. Sadly, despite impressing with its new coat of paint, Re-Shelled was met with mixed reviews. Critics praised the online functionality and multiplayer but were left disappointed by the difficulty and lack of replay value, and the game was sadly delisted when Ubisoft lost the TMNT license in 2011, never to be seen again.

The Review:
I’ve reviewed the original arcade release of Turtles in Time before, including its Super Nintendo port and the heavily altered version that came to the Mega Drive, so this review will be a bit shorter and focus on what’s similar and different rather than being massively in-depth as, fundamentally, Re-Shelled is the same game as Turtles in Time but with a new coat of paint. Turtles in Time Re-Shelled is a 2.5D arcade-style beat-‘em-up, just like the original, in which up to four players battle across nine stages, from the streets of New York City to the prehistoric past and the far future, bashing seven kinds of shit out of waves of robotic and rainbow-coloured Foot Soldiers and taking on some of their most recognisable enemies in a bid to recover the Statue of Liberty from their archenemies, Krang and Oroku Saki/The Shredder. After selecting your difficulty level and altering some of the usual in-game settings, you pick your character. Each Turtle has different attributes, though perhaps not in the way you’d expect (Raphael is strangely the fastest while Donatello is the toughest, for example), and different weapons that change their special moves and their reach in combat. While Re-Shelled now allows you to attack in eight directions rather than the original’s two, the TMNT’s abilities aren’t that varied. You attack with Square, pulling off simple combos with subsequent button presses, jump with X (executing a jump attack when in the air), press X while running for a dash attack, and pull off an energy-draining special attack with Triangle. This ranges from a lacklustre spin kick for Raph, a wide sword swipe for Leonardo, and a screen-crossing pole vault for Don, with Raph and Michelangelo really drawing the short straw in this aspect. Health is replenished by pizzas scattered throughout each level and you can temporarily enter an invincible spin mode when you grab some pizza power to clear out any enemies, though I never played this game with a friend so I can’t say if there are any team attacks.

As before, you can also grab and slam Foot Soldiers or hurl them at the screen, which is always fun, and hit barricades, traffic cones, explosive items, and fire hydrants to help with crowd control. Some onscreen hazards like wrecking balls can also damage enemies, but you must watch out for loose planks, spiked mines, crushing gates, and freezing panels as they’ll all hurt you and momentarily slow you. The TMNT’s recovery time is a bit of a joke; if you get knocked down, it takes a while to get back up, which caused me to get pummelled when fighting Leatherhead. You’re given nine lives on “Easy” mode and the game autosaves as you play, allowing you to continue where you left off or jump to any completed stage in “Quick Play” mode. If you’re feeling extremely sadistic, you can take on the “Survival” mode, which challenges you to finish the entire game with just one life, something I wouldn’t recommend. The TMNT battle an assortment of colourful Foot Soldiers, including blue variants with swords and axes, green ones who fire arrows, and yellow ones who carry bombs. They swarm the screen, occasionally jumping from the background and comically struggling with their hoverboards, but are easy cannon fodder. The Technodrome’s robotic forces are a bit more annoying, teleporting in and stunning you with energy blasts, as are the various hulking Rock Soldiers who stomp around with massive cannons or girders. You’ll visit all the same locations from the original game, with a familiar enough remixed soundtrack and the enjoyable voices of the 2003 to 2009 voice cast keeping you entertained, though cutscenes are limited to simple motion comic-like sequences with a sprinkling of text and voice acting.

Graphically, the game looks pretty decent. It uses a cel-shaded art style somewhat akin to a mixture of the classic cartoon, the aforementioned 2003 revival, and the original comics, but a lot of the colour and vibrancy is lost in some levels. When things are brighter and more open, like in Alleycat Blues or Bury My Shell at Wounded Knee, the game pops quite admirably. While the TMNT have only limited idle poses, they celebrate with vigour when clearing a stage and show a lot of personality when hurt by stage hazards, and I really liked the comic book-style sound effects that appeared with every attack. Stages have a decent amount of detail and depth, including graffiti, Krang’s giant robot body, a bubbling lava pit within a dark cave, a neon-drenched futuristic city, and a speeding Old West train carrying crates and circus supplies. It’s basically everything from the original game, but with a 2.5D twist. Very little has been added to each environment and there’s been no attempt to add new elements like additional power-ups or even bosses from the Super Nintendo version. At times, the gameplay feels very sluggish and unresponsive. The TMNT are both slippery and very heavy, awkwardly performing dive attacks and lumbering around and then breaking into a sprint, which can mess up your attacks. As before, it’s not all mindless button mashing; two stages are autoscrollers where you race around on surf- and hoverboards. This can be fun as long as you avoid the hazards and don’t try to jump attack the hovering Foot Soldiers, respectively (just use your regular attacks, it’s oddly much more accurate). Additionally, this is a bit of a barebones package as, while you can earn Trophies and tackle harder difficulties, there are no new skins, characters, or features to unlock, which actually puts it a step behind the Super Nintendo version.

For me, the highlight of the game are the titular foursome and the bosses they encounter at the end of each stage. These are the same as in the arcade version, unfortunately (so you won’t see Slash in Prehistoric Turtlesaurus, for example), and can be beaten fairly easily on “Easy” if you stay on the move and land quick combos. Doctor Baxter Stockman battles you in his fly form in Big Apple, 3.A.M. flying overhead and firing an uzi or his weird goo gun. Again, it’s better to just use your ground combos than to try and land jumping attacks, especially when he’s on the ground. Metalhead comes crashing in at the end of Alleycat Blues, sporting extendable arms and a rocket kick, but he’s quite slow and clunky so you can easily overwhelm him. Sewer Surfin’ sadly retains the gauntlet against the Xenomorph-like Pizza Monsters rather than the more impressive Rat King; simply jump-kick them when they pop from the water and you’ll soon be warped to the past by the Shredder. Cement Man is where the boss difficulty ramped up a bit for me; he turns to goo and slimes about the place, which can quickly whittle down your health. Similarly, the duo of Tokka and Rahzar can be troublesome, especially alone, as they can charge, swipe, and grind at you with a spinning shell attack. As mentioned, Leatherhead was a bit of a pain for me; not only does he toss and stab with daggers but he spams this scuttle move that can stun lock you if you don’t jump over him fast enough. In comparison, the fights against Krang are much easier. His robot body is easily attacked in Neon Night Riders, despite his rocket kick and double-hand slap, and his regular form is simple enough to combo to death in Star Base, though his teleport is annoying and I did struggle to avoid being smashed into a pancake by his slam. You’ll face the Shredder in the finale; armed with a sword and some mystical energy, he can seemingly regenerate his health, kick and swipe at you, levitate and fire projectiles, and unleashes an energy burst if you get too close. He’s by far the toughest boss, tanking damage like a brick wall, but you can get into a good routine of jumping in, landing a quick combo, and jumping away without too much trouble.

The Summary:
I was genuinely upset when I finally said goodbye to my PlayStation 3 as it had my copy of Turtles in Time Re-Shelled installed on it. When the game first released, it was the only affordable way to experience the arcade classic and I had a lot of fun playing it then, and for this review. I’m a big fan of the TMNT and arcade beat-‘em-ups so there’s a lot to like in Re-Shelled in that regard as it plays just like an arcade beat-‘em-up, warts and all, and nicely updates the original to then-modern times in a way that I think works pretty well. Sadly, it is a bit of a barebones experience and there’s barely anything new added to the game beyond its cel-shaded glow up. It’s lacking additional features, unlockables, and gameplay modes, and I was disappointed not to see elements from the Super Nintendo version incorporated to further expand on the original game. While it’s perfectly fine to play, the gameplay is clunky and chaotic at times, especially the controls. It’s hard to judge where your attacks will land and how fast you’ll move, meaning I couldn’t decide if it was better to use the directional pad or the analogue stick, and it’s easy to get caught by attacks and hazards because of how haphazard the controls can be. Ultimately, this was a great alternative for players at the time; Turtles in Time wasn’t readily available to play so this was a decent compromise. Since then, Turtles in Time has been re-released and I’d definitely recommend picking up the Cowabunga Collection (Digital Eclipse, 202) for the definitive Turtles in Time experience (although, honestly, I would’ve liked to see this included in that collection as well, just for the sake of game preservation).

My Rating:

Pretty Good

Did you ever play Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time Re-Shelled? How do you think it compares to other TMNT videogames and the original versions? What did you think to the new graphics and voices? Which of the characters was your go-to and which of the game’s bosses was your favourite? Would you like to see this game re-released? Which of the four Turtles is your favourite (and why is it Raphael?) Whatever your thoughts, I’d love to see your memories of Turtles in Time down in the comments!