“COUGAR” HEAD HONCHO JAILED

Tuesday, March 25, 2003
By B. Jeffers

Balamb Parkway was the site of a violent break-in and robbery late last night as a number of Teamos employees were left traumatised when a gang of masked individuals forced their way into the Teamos Superstore, erected some five years ago during the supermarket giant’s expansion across the Midlands.

Some time after midnight, a number of masked and armed thugs smashed their way into the supermarket, which was named “Supermarket of the Year” last year, and forced the nightshift employees (many of whom refused to be named) to remove their footwear and surrounded them with shards of glass.

Alerted by the alarm, Westbridge’s police arrived some time later to take control of the situation, though one of the hostages told this reporter than the situation was actually defused by Westbridge’s resident vigilante, Nightshade: “The cops showed to take the glory,” the employee (who requested to have their name omitted) stated. “It was Nightshade who took those [censored] down”.

However, Chief Inspector Andrew Louis was quick to downplay the involvement of the elusive Nightshade: “We have no solid evidence to link this vigilante to this, or any other report,” he maintained. “Regardless, the real story here is the arrest of one of Westbridge’s most wanted thugs”.

Louis went on to name this individual as Blake Harte, also revealed to be the son of notorious underworld gangster Gregory Harte and the owner and proprietor of Fluxx Club, which was targeted by Westbridge’s resident vigilante some weeks ago. per Louis’ official statement, Harte has been summarily as one of the key figureheads of the infamous “Cougars”, a gang of hooligans and criminals whose graffiti has been spotted all over town and who have been linked to dozens of cases of violence, criminal damage, and property damage.

“With Harte in custody,” Louis continued, “I can confidently say that we’ve made real headway into breaking through the cycle of violence that has long plagued Westbridge”. Another of the victims from last night’s abhorrent act of brutality, though, was quick to contend this statement: “The only [censored] who’s changing anything is Nightshade”.

The Teamos Connection

The Teamos Connection is a collection of stories I wrote over the course of many years revolving around a malevolent biological research facility that doubles as the largest and most profitable supermarket retailer in the United Kingdom.

Each story in the collection is laced with dark comedy, macabre imagery, and controversial content and is available to buy from Amazon using the below links.

Book One: Consequences
For Barry Reese, Teamos cost him his livelihood, family, and sanity, and left his oldest daughter, Sophie, desperate for answers. Now, Sophie has returned home to continue her father’s work, unaware that a cold, calculating new manager is determined to avenge the damage caused by her father.
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Book Two: Parasite
Bored by their mundane jobs at their local Teamos petrol station, Wayne Grace and Eddie Conner fill their time mocking their supervisor, flaunting company policy, and bombarding customers with an irritated sarcasm. However, their ordinary lives are turned upside down when an amorphous alien organism arrives to fulfil its one purpose: to consume!
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Book Three: The Morning After
For student Gavin Jackson, Teamos is simply the local supermarket where his best friend and roommate, Craig Cooper, works a menial job. Tonight, Gavin hopes to finally make a move on the girl upstairs but the revels take a gruesome turn for the worst after the unexpected arrival of a ravenous beast that tears through the student dwelling with a voracious appetite!
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Book Four: The Late Shift
Simon Forrester has the unenviable task of supervising the nightshift at a large Teamos supermarket as the Team Deputy. However, when a mysterious delivery arrives and Forrester undergoes a dramatic, painful, and horrifying transformation, he witnesses the horrific truth beneath Teamos with his own eyes…
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Book Five: Outbreak
In a Teamos Biodevelopment lab, a team of scientists find themselves under siege when a hoard of flesh-eating undead run rampant, forcing them to attempt to fight back with their latest test subject.
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Book Six: Loose Ends
Michelle Reese’s life was turned upside down when Teamos cost her father his livelihood and sanity. Already at rock bottom, her downward spiral is exacerbated when her estranged sister dies and Michelle’s is suddenly abducted by the mysterious Claude and forced to journey towards Teamos Headquarters and the settling of a lifelong grudge!
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The Complete Collection
Available as paperback and e-Book, The Teamos Connection: The Complete Collection collects all six of these short stories alongside two additional tales, Personal Best and The Stranger which further flesh out the mythos of the Teamos Connection.
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The Complete Collection: Deluxe Edition
Available only in hardback, Deluxe Edition of The Teamos Connection: The Complete Collection includes everything from the paperback version alongside an exclusive seventh story and bonus materials!
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