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The Build-Up:
Thanks to his backstage power and lengthy run in the then-World Wrestling Federation’s (WWF), “The Heartbreak Kid” Shawn Michaels amassed a long list of rivals but none were more personal than Bret “Hitman” Hart. Their personal and professional antagonism was legendary even before this polarising match, which Shawn earned by winning the 1996 Royal Rumble after a troubled 1995. Much of the build focused on the two engaging in the first-ever 60-minute Iron Man match, which ultimately became the first spark that ignited a decades-long blood feud between the two.

The Match:
You might be confused at the start of this match when Shawn’s newly acquired manager, José Lothario, comes to the ring when “Sexy Boy” first plays. However, José quickly directed everyone’s attention to the far top of the arena, where Shawn dramatically rappelled down in a death-defying stunt that earned him the nickname “Mr. WrestleMania”. Once WWF Champion Bret Hart came out, Earl Hebner ran down the rules (the winner would be whoever scored the most pin falls, submissions, count outs, or disqualifications). Bret handed his shades to his son before he and Shawn tested each other’s mettle by grappling in the corner and exchanging takedowns and fundamentals, with Shawn surprisingly outwrestling Bret in the early going. When Shawn worked over his left arm, Bret countered into a headlock, keeping it locked in even as Shawn tried to shove him off. HBK quickly got his shoulders up when caught in a pinning predicament but repeatedly ended up back in the hold after desperately trying to weasel his way out of with hip tosses and wrist locks. Eventually, Shawn tossed Bret with a couple of arm drags and slapped on an arm lock, targeting the limb with leg and knee drops as the crowd faintly chanted “Boring!” Shawn scrambled out of Bret’s headlock counter with a hammerlock and modified butterfly stretch as the two continued to pace themselves, before they went at it in the corners with a flurry of punches and shoulder blocks that ended with Bret being flung outside off a headscissor.

Shawn returned to the arm bar back in the ring, so Bret tried to throw Shawn outside, only for HBK to flip back into the ring and surprise Bret with another takedown. Bret answered back with a knee to the gut off a whip into the ropes and then slapped on a chinlock. Shawn countered with a jawbreaker and another armbar takedown, with Bret surprisingly nipping up, slamming Shawn with a spinebuster, and almost slapping on the Sharpshooter. When Shawn frantically grabbed the ropes, a frustrated Bret clotheslined him outside only to get run into a ring post (though he avoided a super kick, unlike the unfortunate timekeeper!) Bret returned to the chinlock, they exchanged energetic clotheslines; the chinlock returned, so Shawn threw some punches to the gut, hit a dropkick, and locked on the armbar again. This time, Shawn drove his knee into Bret’s ribs and tugged on the arm for added pressure, though Bret continued to keep his shoulder up to avoid a pin fall. Bret fought to his feet and elbowed Shawn in the face in the corner to break the hold, landing some uppercuts for good measure, only to take a knee to the gut and being rammed shoulder first into the corner. Shawn doubled down by ramming Bret’s arm off the post before hitting a shoulder breaker. A double axehandle off the second rope and hammerlock slam followed before HBK rammed Bret’s injured shoulder into the corners, wrenching on the arm when Bret fought back in frustration. Shawn applied a grapevine arm lock for extra pressure, only for Bret to scramble up and stomp his way free. Too injured to capitalise, Bret found himself pounded in the corner and returned to the mat, forcing him to dump Shawn’s throat across the ropes for a reprieve. Bret catapulted Shawn into the corner to extend his recovery time but only scored a two count, though he nimbly dodged Shawn’s corner splash and punished HBK as he was tangled on the top rope to earn another near fall.

After a bulldog, Bret performed a weird top-rope hair pull…thing…that briefly knocked the referee down, so Shawn answered back with a powerslam for a near fall before taking a nasty piledriver for another two count that really should’ve been a three! Shawn tossed Bret off the top rope and landed a hurricanrana takedown followed by a backbreaker, though Bret wisely fled outside to avoid Sweet Chin Music. HBK immediately followed up with some crossbodies, which Bret reversed for another near fall that should’ve been a three count. The two fought over a backslide, with Shawn surprising Bret with a small package that should’ve been a fall in his favour, before executing a Perfect Plex that would’ve also made for a great three count. HBK applied a sleeper hold before being absolutely launched outside off a corner splash! Incredibly, Bret rammed Shawn into a ring post rather than take a count out, tossing Shawn into the ring to continue targeting the spine with a big back suplex off the top rope. When this still wasn’t enough for a three count, Bret applied a Camel Clutch and hit a Russian Leg Sweep after countering Shawn’s desperate top rope axehandle. Shawn took another bad tumble to the outside after being whipped into a corner, knocking down José in the process (and when Bret launched HBK at the ring steps), before Bret scored a two count off a belly-to-belly slam. Bret shut down a brief flurry from Shawn and kicked out when Shawn surprised him with another roll-up, diving on Shawn when HBK got kicked to the outside but failing to gain a count out victory. When Bret’s beautiful German Suplex resulted in a near fall, he pummelled a helpless Shawn (who goaded him from his knees) and returned to the Camel Clutch.

When Shawn fought up, both men got knocked down from a double clothesline and exchanged blows after recovering. Bret took control and landed a huge superplex but was too exhausted to make a cover and insisted on applying the Sharpshooter, which Shawn frantically fought out of, so the Hitman tried for a Figure Four Leglock and settled for a one-legged Boston Crab. Luckily, Shawn grabbed the ropes to break the hold, so Bret hit a backbreaker, only to get kicked in the face when he went for a second-rope elbow. After hitting a dropkick, Shawn hit a forearm and whipped Bret chest-first into the far corner before throwing Bret around with a flurry of moves. With Bret down off a suplex, Shawn landed his patented diving elbow drop that also failed to earn him a fall before hitting a gutwrench powerbomb and a moonsault that also didn’t result in a three count! A janky-looking diving hurricanrana also wasn’t enough, so Shawn tried for a top-rope dropkick, only to get tied up in the Sharpshooter. However, Shawn outlasted the clock for a ridiculous 0:0 tie! Fictional WWF President Gorilla Monsoon ordered sudden death overtime to determine a winner, forcing Bret to target Shawn’s injured lower back. After deftly avoiding a corner charge, Shawn glanced Bret with a desperation Sweet Chin Music before landing a fully loaded superkick from the corner to finally realise his “boyhood dream” of becoming WWF Champion, to rapturous applause and leaving a frustrated Bret to stalk to the back as HBK celebrated. While this is undoubtably a wrestling clinic and a masterpiece of storytelling, this match is a gruelling and largely tedious watch full of endless rest holds, submission holds, and stalling. The tie ending really annoys me as there were plenty of chances to give each man a victory and they could’ve achieved the same ending by finishing at three falls apiece before going into overtime, meaning it’s hard to stay invested as they just seem to be going through the motions rather than trying to win.

The Aftermath:
Following his loss, Bret Hart briefly considered jumping to World Championship Wrestling (WCW) before re-signing with the WWF and starting a career-making rivalry with “Stone Cold” Steve Austin that saw Bret slowly become an angry “heel” embittered by the downward spiral of professional wrestling. Renouncing America and forming a new incarnation of the Hart Foundation, Bret recaptured the WWF Championship from the Undertaker and continued to butt heads with Shawn Michaels. Presumably as punishment for the controversial “Curtain Call” incident, Shawn lost the WWF Championship later in 1996 but recaptured it about two months later, only to vacate the title after “[losing] his smile”. After overcoming a worrisome knee injury, Shawn’s backstage and on-air feud with Bret continued to escalate, leading to Shawn’s D-Generation X stable clashing with the Hart Foundation and HBK’s reprehensible actions turning Bret “babyface” again. Their feud led to the now-infamous 1997 Survivor Series, where they again battled for the WWF Championship, only for Vince McMahon to screw Bret out of the title after the Hitman decided to jump to WCW. Betrayed by the company and those around him, Bret punched Vince backstage and started a new, ultimately doomed chapter in WCW, harbouring an understandable grudge against McMahon, Shawn, and the WWF for decades before finally burying the hatchet with HBK in 2010.

My Rating:

Could Be Better

Are you a fan of this long-winded classic between Bret Hart and Shawn Michaels? Do you like that both men go the distance with no falls or would you prefer to see them getting some victories? Were you surprised by Shawn’s wrestling fundamentals and to see Bret on the backfoot? Who was your pick to win at the time? Which of Bret and Shawn’s matches and moments was your favourite? What’s your favourite WrestleMania moment? Leave a like and tell me what you think in the comments and donate to my Ko-Fi to suggest more Bret and/or HBK matches for me to review.