The Date: 25 June 2006
The Venue: Charlotte Bobcats Arena; Charlotte, North Carolina
The Commentary: Jim “J.R.” Ross and Jerry “The King” Lawler
The Referee: Jack Doan
The Stakes: Singles match to determine the true Kane
The Build-Up:
On 5th October 1997 (the day after my twelfth birthday and the same day as Global James Bond Day), Glenn Jacobs made his dramatic debut as Kane, the scarred, monstrous younger half-brother of the Undertaker. Kane made a name for himself with his imposing figure, terrifying supernatural aura, and surprisingly complex character. He fought his brother, friend and allies alike, captured championships, and even underwent a dramatic character change when he unmasked and embarked on a new rampage as an unhinged psychopath. By 2006, legal issues had seen the WWF rebranded to World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) and their roster was split across three separate brands, Raw, SmackDown!, and the ill-fated Extreme Championship Wrestling (ECW) revival, each with their own superstars and champions. Kane was drafted to the Raw brand and started lashing out at the merest mention of the date “May 19th” and tormented by visions and voices, which culminated in a confrontation with a doppelgänger dressed in a close approximation of his original attire. The Imposter Kane was portrayed by future Bullet Club alumni Luke Gallows and drew much criticism for his dishevelled appearance and the story’s similarity to the Undertaker’s equally lambasted battle against an imposter, but the WWE pushed forward with the feud to help drum up additional marketing for Kane’s recent horror film, See No Evil (Dark, 2006).
The Match:
I was in a bit of a wrestling lull in 2006; honestly, my love of wrestling had taken a massive knock after the tragic and untimely death of Eddie Guerrero in 2005 and I pretty much dropped out of the product for some time in 2007 after the horrifying final last days of Chris Benoit killed my love of wrestling for a few years. So, yeah, I wasn’t exactly following all too closely when Kane was being stalked by this wannabe imposter, though I had seen and quite enjoyed See No Evil and even Kane’s brief adoption of the hooked chain his character, Jacob Goodnight, used in the film. I do think the story had some legs behind it as many were clamouring for Kane to don his iconic mask once again, but I always felt like that was a step back for the character since he’d actually made his unhinged, unmasked persona work better than even I expected. Yet, honestly, we were off to a bad start from the moment Imposter Kane first showed up. I don’t want to diss Luke Gallows, but the guy just wasn’t built for the mask and costume, no matter how well he aped Kane’s mannerisms. It didn’t help that he sported a godawful wig, was clearly too short to be the “real” Kane, and didn’t even have a beard, but the fact that they chose to cover up his tattooed left arm in the laziest way possible rather than bust out Kane’s old two-sleeve number just made Imposter Kane look like a cheap trick-or-treater than a real threat. Luckily, that issue was addressed here; Imposter Kane sported a new wig, one much closer to what Kane’s hair used to look like, but that damn arm sleeve, man…The two got in the ring for a brief stare down and, when Imposter Kane went for the corner pyro, Kane cut him off with some hard shots and a knock down to kick things off.
Kane maintained the early advantage, knocking his doppelgänger down and even to the outside, but was continuously frustrated by Imposter Kane’s insistence on mocking his habits by shrugging off the assault, sitting up after a knock down, and even doing Kane’s signature backflip over the ropes, which J.R. claimed were all “mind games” by whoever was truly under the mask. Kane ripped at the imposter’s mask in a fury and both men continuously risked disqualification and faced the admonishment of the referee by slapping on illegal chokes and using the ropes and closed fist strikes, all to deafening silence and chants of “Boring!” even as Imposter Kane landed a big powerslam for the first near fall. More closed fists and rest holds masquerading as chokes followed, grinding the action to a halt. Even Lawler mentioned that he was expecting more of a brutal brawl, and it was basically left to him and J.R. to cover for the lacklustre action by speculating that Kane was intimidated, despite the fact that he just seemed to be bored. At one point, Kane countered a Chokeslam attempt by digging his thumb into the poster’s eye See No Evil-style and then planted him with a clunky running DDT and a walking powerslam before again hammering on his doppelgänger in the corner. While a big boot downed Kane, he easily intercepted the imposter as he went for the top-rope diving clothesline and sent him crashing to the mat with what could best be described as a “modified” superplex that briefly woke the crowd. However, when Kane went for his patented diving clothesline, the imposter countered it into an awkward Chokeslam (you can always tell when they’re not quite right as the camera zooms in a bit) and that was incredibly enough to put Kane down for a three count! At least it was short but that isn’t actually a good thing as this really should’ve been a brutal ten minute brawl with Kane constantly trying to rip his lookalike’s mask off and the imposter showing way more aggression. Instead, it was a plodding mess that no one cared about and ended in disappointing and bizarre fashion with Kane not only being pinned, but after a single Chokeslam after barely taking any damage.
The Aftermath:
A major element throughout this whole story, and which was repeated on commentary (Lawler even had the gall to say at one point that “this guy looks more like Kane than Kane himself”!), was that Kane knew who was under the mask. It was heavily implied to be someone from his past, or someone significant, and presumably the end goal was to reveal who this Imposter Kane really was. Instead, the reaction to this match was so bad that the entire angle was killed off the very next night on Raw. Kane simply attacked his imposter, retrieved his mask without ever revealing who his attacker was, and unceremoniously tossed him from the arena as the WWE did their classic tactic of just sweeping shit under the carpet when it didn’t work out. This wasn’t the end for the man under the mask, however. Gallows was repackaged as Festus, the mentally challenged muscle for Jesse, and would later be “cured” of his condition by the influence of CM Punk and become the muscle of Punk’s ill-fated Straight Edge Society as Luke Gallows. Eventually, Gallows left the WWE and finally made a name for himself teaming with Karl Anderson as part of New Japan Pro-Wrestling’s Bullet Club faction, a success that would see him return to the WWE some years later. As for Kane, he promptly disappeared for a few months to promote See No Evil. He later returned at the 2006 SummerSlam to kick off a feud with a different kind of unhinged monster, Umaga, that lasted until the end of the year.
My Rating:
Terrible
What did you think to the bout between Kane and his imposter at Vengeance 2006? Were you intrigued by the storyline or did it tank right out of the gate for you? What did you think to the ending and would you have liked to se the story concluded in a more meaningful way? Were you a fan of Kane’s unmasked persona or did you want to see him don the mask once more? How are you celebrating Kane’s debut this year, what are some of your favourite matches and moments from Kane’s long and complex career, and what dream match would you have liked to see him involved in? Whatever your thoughts about the Big Red Machine, leave a comment and be sure to check out my other wrestling reviews.
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